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The Institute for Asgard Research is a scientific research group dedicated to researching the Norse Creation story in Michigan. Made up of prominent scientists and priests, the institute has been producing massive amounts of "Research" proving Norse Creationism. Many hold degrees from the fine Norse creationist academic institution Rob James University.

Mission Statement[edit]

Here at the IAR, we provide scientific and theological evidence of Norse creationism

History[edit]

The IAR was founded in 1971 as a research component of Rob James University by DOCTOR Harry L. Morrie PhD. The reason being was that DOCTOR Morrie PhD wanted to prove the recent creation of the Earth in the Norse mythological sense. DOCTOR Morrie PhD and his research team did experiments to prove the young age of the Earth. After ten years of fruitful science experiments the IAR became an independent research group in 1981. In 1994 the IAR founded the creatively named, "IAR Graduate School and Seminary" to provide quality education in science and theology. DOCTOR Morrie PhD gave a speech at the Supreme Court advocating the totally legit Norse Creation Theory in 2005. Recently the IAR founded the Center for Thought and Science to push for equal time for Norse Creationism.

About the Founder[edit]

DOCTOR Harry L. Morrie PhD attended a small high school in Port Huron, Michigan and graduated in 1937. DOCTOR Morrie PhD earned a Bachelor of Science in Pharmacy in 1943 from Thor College, then a Master of Medicine from London College and after that a Doctor of Philosophy in Pathology from Moscow State University.

Graduate School[edit]

The IAR has a graduate school offering masters and doctoral degrees in science/science education and Theology.

Degrees (Science/Science Education)[edit]

  • Master of Science in Biology
  • Master of Science in Chemistry
  • Master of Science in Physics
  • Master of Science in Astronomy
  • Master of Science in Geology/Geophysics
  • Master of Science in Astronomy/Astrophysics
  • Master of Education in Science Education (Biology)
  • Master of Education in Science Education (Physics)
  • Master of Education in Science Education (Chemistry)
  • Doctor of Philosophy in Biology
  • Doctor of Philosophy in Chemistry
  • Doctor of Philosophy in Astronomy
  • Doctor of Philosophy in Metaphysical Biology
  • Doctor of Philosophy in Ragnarok Physics
  • Doctor of Education in Science Education (General Science)
  • Doctor of Education in Science Education (Biology)

Degrees (Theology/Theological Education)[edit]

  • Master of Arts in Spiritual Counseling
  • Master of Arts in Norse Language
  • Master of Divinity
  • Master of Ministry
  • Master of Theology
  • Doctor of Philosophy in Norse Language and Literature
  • Doctor of Theology
  • Doctor of Divinity

Staff[edit]

  • DOCTOR Harry L. Morrie PhD- President and Biology professor.
  • Frank Tanner- Director of Biological Research. Holds a Bachelor of Science in Zoology and Mathematics (Rob James University), Master of Science in Bio-statistics (Michigan State University), a Master of Arts in Biology Education (Michigan State University) and a PhD in Mathematical Biology (Harvard). Proved the existence of Asgard.
  • Helena Ross- Professor of Biology at the graduate school. Holds a Bachelor of Arts in Biophysics (Rob James University), Bachelor of Science in Chemistry (Rob James University), PhD in Biophysical Chemistry (UCLA)
  • Emil Tuttle- Professor of Norse Language and Literature. Holds a Bachelor of Arts in Ragnarok Physics (Rob James University), Master of Arts in Ragnarok Physics (Rob James University) , Master of Arts in Norse Language and Literature (Rob James University), PhD in Norse Language and Literature. Certificate- Religious Education (Rob James University)
  • Ben Teller- Professor of Geology. Bachelor of Science in Geological Sciences (Michigan State University), Master of Science in Geology (Yale), M.Ed in Mathematics Education (California Norse University), Doctoral Study (Harvard).
  • Lilian Henderson- Professor of Science Education. Bachelor of Science in Astronomy and Geophysics (Rob James University), Master of Science in Geological Engineering (Southern Methodist University), Master of Education in Science Education/Chemistry (IAR Graduate School), Ed.D in Science Education (Ball State University).
  • Bob Jackson- Professor of Theology. Bachelor of Science in Computer Science (University of Phoenix), Master of Divinity (Norse Theological Seminary), Master of Theology (Norse Theological Seminary), Master of Business Administration in Marketing (University of Phoenix).
  • Hank Butler- Professor of Biology. Bachelor of Applied Science in Medical Laboratory Technology (Western Asgard University), Master of Applied Science in Biotechnology (University of Maryland), Master of Science in Microbiology (University of Michigan), Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine (Odin College of Osteopathic Medicine). Residency in Infectious Disease Medicine (UCLA Medical Center), Diploma in Herbal Medicine (American College of Healthcare Sciences).
  • Henry Faulkner- Professor of Physics and Astronomy. Bachelor of Science in Physics and Geology (Rob James University), Master of Education in Physics Education (Clemson University), Educational Specialist degree in Chemistry Education (Rob James University), PhD in Astrophysics (Michigan State University).
  • Edna Cunningham- Professor of Theology and Ministry. Bachelor of Theology (Rob James University), Master of Business Administration in Management (Capella University), Master of Ministry (Harvard Divinity School), Master of Arts in Norse Language and Literature (Western Asgard University), Doctor of Business Administration (Walden University), Doctor of Ministry (Rob James University).
  • Lima Mars- Professor of Geology. Bachelor of Science in Geology (MIT), Bachelor of Science in Mechanical Engineering (Michigan Tech University), Master of Engineering in Geological Engineering (Colorado School of the Mines), Master of Divinity (Rob James University), PhD in Geology (Yale)
  • Carlos Calvin- Professor of Ministry. Bachelor of Arts in French and Spanish (Shiawassee University), Master of Arts in Norse Language and Literature (Rob James University), Master of Divinity (Harvard Divinity School), Doctor of Divinity (Metaphysical International University)