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Dear Anonymous User, who purports to be "rational",
RE: The last comment of yours which I took lightly in terms of the mental aptitude of some obesity-afflicted RationalWikians
1. You and the other rather mentally-disabled members of your rather liberal website that falsely purports to be "rational" are too obese and mentally challenged to find a single factual error in Conservapedia's articles in regards to atheism, evolution, or homosexuality, which were all largely my contributions. Due to the fact that there is no proof or evidence that any of these worldviews actually hold any water, it wasn't noticeably challenging for us to produce some articles that intelligently attempt to offer counterexamples in regards to these worldviews.
2. I intelligently crushed you folks on the talk pages of the Conservapedia articles that they were rather predictably angered by, plus on other places on the internet as well (atheism, evolution, homosexuality, etc.) In regards to this, your claim that I am afraid to debate has no merit. I am apparently not claiming that it is pertaining to my excellent debating prowess that I won so many debates with you rather obese gentlemen from a rather liberal website, it is just that atheism is such an incredibly weak position with a glass jaw - especially compared to Christianity, which, however, has overwhelming evidence to support it.
3. I met my goals that I sought to achieve in relation to my participation with Conservapedia, the Trustworthy Encyclopedia. Anything else that I do further is just icing on the cake.
4. Encyclopedias are usually supposed to involve multiple editors and personally, I haven't seen a single encyclopedia that I fully agree with. Feel free to cry at Conservapedia and find factual errors in it, but I really don't think that you can find a single factual error in the Conservapedia articles in regards to atheism, evolution, or homosexuality.
5. I know that it makes you cry
to no end that I have met my goals and hereby declare VICTORY, since I have the ability as a Conservapedia sysop to block anyone who has the nerve to be hostile towards me, and yet you still want to find fault in me. However, I have still succeeded in being more like my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ once and for all, in that I have delivered yet another punch to your flabby midsection! You on the other hand, have also succeeded at being more like your Lord and Savior PZ Meyers, in that you also look largely unattractive, also believe that women and men should be treated equal (!), and are also very large around the waist!
In regards to all of that, I hereby challenge you to A SECOND WRITTEN DEBATE. In this debate, I challenge you to prove to me that atheism is true and correct (which you probably won't be able to do anyway, due to the inherent glass jaw of atheism), and once I achieve victory, it will all but destroy atheism on the internet ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
However, it will only be under THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS (in bold):
- In case you attempt to martyr me in your anger as a result of my inevitable VICTORY, I get to bring with me a largely defensive weapon of gun.
- You are to pay an exact total of $30,000.00 USD, which will be donated by a trustworthy bible-believer of your choosing to a faith-based Christian charitable organization of your choosing upon successful completion of the debate.
- The debate will be written, and will be 5 hours long (which can be broken up over a 110 month period).
6. Well so long, you obese, militant, atheistic, and probably homosexual commie! Oh, and one more piece of Christian love for Horrible Anonymous User: I wish that your mother had just aborted you, you ugly, disgusting pig!
DISCLAIMER: It's not that I hate you, it's just that I don't want you to exist. >:-b
Sincerely,
Conservative
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