Fun:Ken Debate Challenge Generator

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A generator that creates random Conservative debate challenges. Is inspired by actual debate challenges by Kendoll himself (although some of them near the end were added by us). Click here for a new challenge!

Debate Challenge[edit]

Dear Anonymous User,

RE: Your previous comment which I refuse to take seriously

1. You and your co-obese atheists at a rather liberal website starting with an R have such flabby midsections that you are mentally incapable of find even one single piece of evidence that we are inaccurate or incorrect in Conservapedia's articles regarding the topics of atheism, evolution, or homosexuality, all of which were mainly written by me. Regarding the undeniable fact that there is no proof or evidence that any of these worldviews are the truth, it wasn't notably challenging for us to make some articles that intelligently attempt to offer arguments against matters regarding these worldviews.

2. I bravely crushed you gentlemen on the talk pages of the Conservapedia articles that they were rather obviously angered by, plus on other places on the internet as well (atheism, evolution, homosexuality, etc.) Therefore, it can be safely assumed that your claim that I am afraid to debate has no merit. I am clearly not claiming that it is in regards to my excellent debating prowess that I won so many debates with you gentlemen, it is just that atheism is such an incredibly baseless position with a flabby midsection - especially compared to Christianity, which, however, has overwhelming evidence to support it.

3. I met my goals that I sought to achieve in terms of my participation with Conservapedia, the Trustworthy Encyclopedia. Anything else that I do further is just icing on the cake.

4. Encyclopedias are often supposed to involve multiple editors and personally, I haven't seen a single encyclopedia that I fully agree with. Feel free to sob like a baby at Conservapedia and find gaps in it, but I really don't think that you can find even one single factual error in the Conservapedia articles in regards to atheism, evolution, or homosexuality.

5. I know that it angers to no end that I have met my goals and hereby declare VICTORY, since I have the ability as a Conservapedia sysop to block anyone who has the nerve to announce their intentions to destroy our Christian family values, and yet you still want to find fault in me. However, I have still succeeded in being more like my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ once and for all, in that I have delivered yet another punch to your flabby midsection! You on the other hand, have also succeeded at being more like your Lord and Savior David Silverman, in that you also love attacking and insulting Christians in public, and more importantly, you also probably enjoy raping and harassing women (in regards to that, the Leftists were right for once)!

In regards to all of that, I hereby challenge you to A SECOND WRITTEN DEBATE. In this debate, I challenge you to prove to me that atheism is true and correct (which you probably won't be able to do anyway, due to the inherent glass jaw of atheism), and once I achieve victory, it will all but destroy atheism on the internet ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!

However, it will only be under THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS (in bold):

  • In case you attempt to martyr me in your anger as a result of my inevitable VICTORY, I get to bring with me a largely defensive weapon of gun.
  • You are to pay an exact total of $30,000.00 USD, which will be donated by a trustworthy bible-believer of your choosing to a faith-based Christian charitable organization of your choosing upon successful completion of the debate.
  • The debate will be written, and will be 25 hours long (which can be broken up over a 130 month period).

6. Well so long, you obese, militant, atheistic, and probably homosexual commie! Oh, and one more piece of Christian love for Horrible Anonymous User: I hope you go and kill yourself! Nobody loves you, and your passing will not be mourned! God will laugh as he throws you into the lake of fire, as you will finally be unable to deny that he is real!

DISCLAIMER: It's not that I hate you, it's just that I don't want you to exist. >:-b

Sincerely,

Ruylopez

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Usage[edit]

  • Do you ever wish you could get an idiotic and childlike debate offer from Ken? Try using this template: {{Ken Debate}}
  • If you'd like Ken to address a particular obese, mentally-challenged atheist gentleman: {{ken debate|gent=Dear <span class="myName">Anonymous User</span>}}.

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