Fun:Laws of thermodynamics

• Zeroth Law: Don't blame us, we already told you the rules.
• First Law: You can't win.
• Second Law: You can't break even.
• Third Law: You can't even get out of the game.

• Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, it is damn near zero.

However, for the ultimate smart arse version, Flanders and Swan take the biscuit.