Fun:Laws of thermodynamics

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  • Zeroth Law: Don't blame us, we already told you the rules.
  • First Law: You can't win.
  • Second Law: You can't break even.
  • Third Law: You can't even get out of the game.


  • Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, it is damn near zero.


However, for the ultimate smart arse version, Flanders and Swan take the biscuit.[1]

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