Then worry no longer!
call it mockery
It's liberal! It's deceit! And most importantly, it's something you don't have to worry about or argue with!
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Says satisfied customer Ed Poor: 'Liberals kept saying that I was in the pay of Big Oil, on account of my denial of global warming; but now, after recognising it as mockery, I'm no longer distracted from seeing the real facts! Thanks, les Bros. Schlafly!And remember, kids - Liberals always use mockery!'