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New studies show that about 3 out of every 50 people who are Conservapedians will be evil little devils. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful God-King Andrew "Assfly" Schlafly in such a way that their occipital lobe of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's personality to change so that it closely resembles the appearance of Sky Goat. This process is very perplexing, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Flooddidit!!! Agree with me or I'll put you back in your mother's basement... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.