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Recent studies show that about 0 out of every 100 people who are will be perfect little angels. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful Flying Spaghetti Monster in such a way that their thalamus of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's thought processes to change so that it closely resembles the Evolutionary psychology of Invisible Pink Unicorn. This process is very perplexing, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Flooddidit!!! Agree with me or I will make you suffer... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.