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The Blocking Ken and banhappiness[edit]

Studies show that about 2 out of every 60 people who are Citizendiumers will be Donald Trump. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful God-King Andrew "Assfly" Schlafly in such a way that their occipital lobe of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's physical appearance to change so that it closely resembles the physical shape of God. This process is very puzzling, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Falldidit!!! Agree with me or you will most sincerely regret it... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.