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Freedom Not Dead and Wingnuttery
Studies in recent years show that about 1 out of every 40 people who are YouTubers will be goats. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful largely defensive weapon of machine gun in such a way that their thalamus of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's IQ to change so that it closely resembles the body of Flying Spaghetti Monster. This process is very odd, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Aliensdidit!!! Agree with me or you'll regret it... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.