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Recent surveys show that about 0 out of every 80 people who are SJWikians will be Donald Trump. This happens because whenever a new person is born, they are mentally influenced by the all-powerful God-King Andrew "Assfly" Schlafly in such a way that their prefrontal cortex of their brain develops differently. This in turn causes the person's personality to change so that it closely resembles the appearance of Ceiling Cat. This process is very perplexing, and scientists do not currently have enough information to know the definite answer, so therefore, the only possibility is that Flooddidit!!! Agree with me or you'll wish you'd never been born... I solemnly swear to Goat that everything that I say is 100 percent true. Trus me.