Fun:Republican Party

Timeline

1854 — Party is founded. Times are very different from today, as people look up to the Republican party as opposed to the Democratic party, which opposes civil rights.

1860 — Abe Lincoln, possibly the greatest president ever, is elected. Despite being a republican, he is remarkably bipartisan and agreeable, acting on what he feels is best for America rather than what is best for his party.

1929 — Great Depression. The Republican party, which has changed from the "people's party" to the "rich white males party" uses the "just watch the country go down the crapper" strategy. 1933-Franklin Delano Roosevelt, another candidate for greatest president ever, takes over. Ends Great Depression through big government policies and wins us second World War. Brings in seventy-years of prosperity under Democrat rule to America.

1980-1988 — Reagan is in office. Gets credit for delayed effects of crappy soviet economy, delayed effects of previous presidents, and for being rude to other world leaders. Illegally sells weapons to Middle Easterners, which are used several years later by extremists (like in present times). Spends 1/4 of all military defense money spent in cold war. Becomes principal deity to a new, cultish religion (see this article).

1994 — Republican party takes control of congress. Begins a fourteen year era where the Republicans REALLY *&%$ things up and destroy any chance of power for dozens of years after a democrat president and a new democrat majority is elected in 2008.

2000 — The Republican party elects the first monkey president, chiefly due to Ralph Nader stealing votes from Gore and voter fraud and suppression in Florida.

2006 — Andrew Schlafly and a gang of homeschooled kids, tired of facts making them look stupid, form Conservapedia, a site where facts are meaningless. As a result of this, Schlafly has never lost an argument again because he either refuses to acknowledge that anything his opponent says is true, makes up facts, gets “wingmen” to help him, or simply blocks anybody who disagrees with him. Site pages are high ranked on google because people like laughing at them. Brings great opportunity for bored liberals with a computer. (Fun fact: the article on Andrew Schlafly on rational wiki is number four on google. By Conservapedia logic, that article is true)