Fun:Mowse

Is a mowse!

Is a toxic mowse!!

The Mowse is a creature which has evolved a unique survival strategy - it has become so cute that no creature would possibly want to eat it. In fact, they often take it home for some cheese and biscuits. Oh and a nice red wine.

Eee!

I saw a mowse!

Where?

Don't forget to talk to your mowse

• or he might get lonely