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Back on the 21st of September 2009 the Rapture happened. You likely missed this due to the liberal bias in the mainstream media. This is not surprising as the Illuminati will have released the New World Order by the 23rd of September. Pretty much pick any conspiracy theory you like off the net, and you will find it in THE RAPTURE - Fall 2009? This article by an anonymous editor is in serious violation of the Timecube Law and has enough randomly linked YouTube videos that you will likely use up your download quota for the year if you try to watch them all.

UPDATE:The Rapture has been moved back to the 11th of November, conditional on an economic collapse occurring on the 9th.

EVEN MORE UPDATED: Sorry, the Rapture has been moved back to the 14th 21st of December. Thank you for your patients.

Previous raptures

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