Fun talk:Casino/Slotmachine

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Slotwin.png So what do I win? Totnesmartin 14:07, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Some fine ale. --<choose>

<option>Input The ResistorOutput</option> <option>CoyoteOver 450 pages watched NOT including talk pages</option> <option>The Trickster</option> <option>Acionyx</option> 14:12, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Fine ale? In this dive? I bet CAMRA never heard of this place. Totnesmartin 14:17, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Epicslotwin.JPG I see your win and raise it. JĀvąṢ₡ä₰ hi there 14:44, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

I get all sevens. --<choose>

<option>Input The ResistorOutput</option> <option>CoyoteOver 450 pages watched NOT including talk pages</option> <option>The Trickster</option> <option>Acionyx</option> 14:56, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Prove it.
And fiddling with the machine usually gets you thrown out of the arcade, you naughty CUR. Totnesmartin 15:12, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

777777777.png Totnesmartin 14:59, 19 April 2009 (EDT)


430 page views! This website is growing rapidly!!! JĀvąṢ₡ä₰ hi there 15:41, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

You mean 474. . . 475. . . --<choose>

<option>Input The ResistorOutput</option> <option>CoyoteOver 450 pages watched NOT including talk pages</option> <option>The Trickster</option> <option>Acionyx</option> 15:44, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

No, it's The DPL extension (version 2.3.0) produced a SQL statement which lead to a Database error.

The reason may be an internal error of DPL or an error which you made,
especially when using DPL options like titleregexp.
Query text is:
SELECT DISTINCT `page`.page_namespace AS page_namespace,`page`.page_title AS page_title,`page`.page_id AS page_id, `page`.page_counter AS page_counter FROM `page` WHERE 1=1 AND `page`.page_namespace IN ('4') AND `page`.page_title = 'Casino/Slotmachine' AND `page`.page_is_redirect=0 LIMIT 500 OFFSET 0

Error message is:
Unknown column 'page.page_counter' in 'field list' (db1.rationalwiki.org)

--  Nx/talk  15:53, 19 April 2009 (EDT)
Damn you! Curse your superiour knowledge of Wiki software! JĀvąṢ₡ä₰ hi there 16:20, 19 April 2009 (EDT)



Hitwinatslots.png

I WIN BITCHES!!!! User:Theemperor/Sig/Sig 17:07, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Ummm....[edit]

I added the Hitwin as a joke. I adjusted the option weights so that it appears about 1 in 300 times. However, it is popping up like crazy. Anyone know why this is? User:Theemperor/Sig/Sig 20:53, 20 April 2009 (EDT)

Mwahahahahahahaha!!!! --<choose>

<option>Input The ResistorOutput</option> <option>CoyoteOver 450 pages watched NOT including talk pages</option> <option>The Trickster</option> <option>Acionyx</option> 21:00, 20 April 2009 (EDT)

There is a rational explanation for it. It will come to you in 3.... 2.... Thee Nuttish Talk 21:12, 20 April 2009 (EDT)

You are requested, Dear Emperor[edit]

To put my Jackwrangler.jpg image into the hopper. It is dear unto us. Thee Nuttish Talk 21:19, 20 April 2009 (EDT)

Censored or uncensored? Theemperor13:29, 21 April 2009 (EDT)

Currency[edit]

1, 5, 10 what? Is that how many internets I win? CorryIt's an illusion, Michael! 00:24, 22 April 2009 (EDT)

Goats. --JeevesMkII The gentleman's gentleman at the other site 22:42, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

An unexpected side effect[edit]

I think the caching has done broked the slot machine. Now you win eleventy goats every spin. --JeevesMkII The gentleman's gentleman at the other site 22:42, 24 April 2009 (UTC)