Fun talk:Casino/Slotmachine

So what do I win? Totnesmartin 14:07, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Some fine ale. --<choose>

<option>^Input The Resistor^Output</option> <option>Coyote^{Over 450 pages watched NOT including talk pages}</option> <option>The Trickster</option> <option>Acionyx</option> 14:12, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Fine ale? In this dive? I bet CAMRA never heard of this place. Totnesmartin 14:17, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

I see your win and raise it. JĀvąṢ₡ä₰ hi there 14:44, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

I get all sevens. --<choose>

<option>^Input The Resistor^Output</option> <option>Coyote^{Over 450 pages watched NOT including talk pages}</option> <option>The Trickster</option> <option>Acionyx</option> 14:56, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Prove it.

And fiddling with the machine usually gets you thrown out of the arcade, you naughty CUR. Totnesmartin 15:12, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Totnesmartin 14:59, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

430 page views! This website is growing rapidly!!! JĀvąṢ₡ä₰ hi there 15:41, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

You mean 474. . . 475. . . --<choose>

<option>^Input The Resistor^Output</option> <option>Coyote^{Over 450 pages watched NOT including talk pages}</option> <option>The Trickster</option> <option>Acionyx</option> 15:44, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

No, it's --  Nx/talk  15:53, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Damn you! Curse your superiour knowledge of Wiki software! JĀvąṢ₡ä₰ hi there 16:20, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

I WIN BITCHES!!!! User:Theemperor/Sig/Sig 17:07, 19 April 2009 (EDT)

Ummm....

I added the Hitwin as a joke. I adjusted the option weights so that it appears about 1 in 300 times. However, it is popping up like crazy. Anyone know why this is? User:Theemperor/Sig/Sig 20:53, 20 April 2009 (EDT)

Mwahahahahahahaha!!!! --<choose>

<option>^Input The Resistor^Output</option> <option>Coyote^{Over 450 pages watched NOT including talk pages}</option> <option>The Trickster</option> <option>Acionyx</option> 21:00, 20 April 2009 (EDT)

There is a rational explanation for it. It will come to you in 3.... 2.... Thee Nuttish ^Talk 21:12, 20 April 2009 (EDT)

You are requested, Dear Emperor

To put my Jackwrangler.jpg image into the hopper. It is dear unto us. Thee Nuttish ^Talk 21:19, 20 April 2009 (EDT)

Censored or uncensored? Theemperor13:29, 21 April 2009 (EDT)

Currency

1, 5, 10 what? Is that how many internets I win? Corry^{Mom signed me up for the army, just because the fat man dared her to.} 00:24, 22 April 2009 (EDT)

Goats. --JeevesMkII ^{The gentleman's gentleman at the other site} 22:42, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

An unexpected side effect

I think the caching has done broked the slot machine. Now you win eleventy goats every spin. --JeevesMkII ^{The gentleman's gentleman at the other site} 22:42, 24 April 2009 (UTC)