Recipe:Breakfast on the run

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For those afternoons when you're running late to the clinic.

Serves one.

Ingredients[edit]

  • Can of baked beans
  • Tire iron
  • Half pint of rum

Instructions[edit]

Smash the can of beans with the tire iron until it opens. Eat with your hands (saves time, no washing up). Drink the rum.