Recipe:Burp Chunks Surprise

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This recipe is not Kosher - preparing or eating it will make you unclean.


A tasty dessert dish for those special occasions.


  • Bowl of Burp Chunks
  • Whipped Cream
  • Cream of Wheat


Puke into a bowl. If unable to puke, put something in a goat's mouth to stimulate gag reflex. Strain out water until you have a nice pile of chunks. Bake for five minutes at 500 degrees. Bring Cream of Wheat to rolling boil in saucepan and pour on a silver platter. Spoon chunks evenly over the cream of wheat and top with whipped cream.


Remember to thank the Dark Lord for this delicious meal and serve to loved ones.