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Recipe:Burp Chunks Surprise

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This recipe is not Kosher - preparing or eating it will make you unclean.

Description[edit]

A tasty dessert dish for those special occasions.

Ingredients[edit]

  • Bowl of Burp Chunks
  • Whipped Cream
  • Cream of Wheat

Preparation[edit]

Puke into a bowl. If unable to puke, put something in a goat's mouth to stimulate gag reflex. Strain out water until you have a nice pile of chunks. Bake for five minutes at 500 degrees. Bring Cream of Wheat to rolling boil in saucepan and pour on a silver platter. Spoon chunks evenly over the cream of wheat and top with whipped cream.

Service[edit]

Remember to thank the Dark Lord for this delicious meal and serve to loved ones.