Recipe:Einstein Flambe with douchebaggery on the side
- Historical right-wing anti-Semitic denigration of Einstein
- Fanatical moral absolutism
- Newtonian clockwork universe, with God as the clockmaker
- Bleeding heart liberal scientific community
- Inferiority complex (CAUTION: inflammable and toxic)
- Fresh-cut douchebaggery (optional, but should be easy to find; it's always in season)
Mix the history of Einstein denigration with the moral absolutism in a small bowl. Chop clockwork universe into bite-size cubes and add to mixture. Transfer to medium saucepan, bring to boil over 50+ years of fundamentalist Christian conservatism. Slowly add scientific community. Remove from heat, drizzle with inferiority complex.
Immediately before serving, drop lit match into the pan. It will explode in a burst of flame before simmering for many generations. Serve with fresh-cut douchebaggery on the side; season to taste. Wash down with Kool-Aid.
Makes many servings, depending on how many people drink the Kool-Aid.
- "inflammable" means the same as flammable you twit.