Recipe:Einstein Flambe with douchebaggery on the side

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Ingredients[edit]

Directions[edit]

Mix the history of Einstein denigration with the moral absolutism in a small bowl. Chop clockwork universe into bite-size cubes and add to mixture. Transfer to medium saucepan, bring to boil over 50+ years of fundamentalist Christian conservatism. Slowly add scientific community. Remove from heat, drizzle with inferiority complex.

Serving[edit]

Immediately before serving, drop lit match into the pan. It will explode in a burst of flame before simmering for many generations. Serve with fresh-cut douchebaggery on the side; season to taste. Wash down with Kool-Aid.

Makes many servings, depending on how many people drink the Kool-Aid.

Footnotes[edit]

  1. "inflammable" means the same as flammable you twit.