Recipe:Mushroom Soup Surprise

• 1/2 cup chopped mushrooms of your (ahem cough cough ahem) choice
• 3 cups water
• 2 cubes beef or chicken boullion
• 1/8 tsp cilantro
• 1 stalk chopped celery
• 1 chopped carrot

Mix ingredients and cook on teh stove. Bring to boil. Reduce heat and simmer 5 minutes. Eat. Wait 20 minutes. Listen to Pink Floyd while you wait. Laugh. Stare at Pink Floyd album covers. Laugh hysterically. Don't forget to turn off teh stove. Did you turn off teh stove? Oh yeah, I did, um, I forget, better check..this is hiarious hehehehehe...I can't write this recipe with teh screen melting like this heheheheh 1111!!!111!!