Template:Crat pledge

As a Bureaucrat on RationalWiki: I further pledge to use my superhuman powers of demotion for good, and that my might of renaming shall only be used on request. If you do challenge me, I solemnly swear I will not promote you any time soon, or change your name to something that rhymes with "duck" unless I permaban you.

If you wish to, you can also use The Emperor's "Evil Crat" template.