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This is a fucking dump that just happens to have a bar. Weapons, fistfights, and strippers are encouraged. Especially the strippers.
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Hotel Baltimore
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- Appetizers:
- Stuffed Arthropleura
- Popcorn, peanuts, and pretzels
- Microwave nachos with velveeta
- Super Snot
 
- Entrees
- Goatse stew
- Microwaved frozen pizza, plain or pepperoni
- Microwaved frozen fish'n'chips
 
- Liquor
- Vodka
- Scotch
- Rum
- Bourbon
- Tequila
 
- Beer
- Bass Ale
- Budweiser
- Guiness
- Old Milwaukee
 
- Wine cellar
- A bottle of red, a bottle of white
 
- The Harem
- Dirty Sluts
- More Dirty Sluts
- Filthy Sluts
- Weeping Vaginas
 
- Cigarette machine
- Lucky Strike (short)
- Camel (short)
- Chesterfield (kings)
- Pall Mall (kings)
 






