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Hotel Baltimore

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“”Waiter, there's soup on my fly! —Slutty Roux

This is a fucking dump that just happens to have a bar. Weapons, fistfights, and strippers are encouraged. Especially the strippers.

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MENU

• Appetizers:
  • Stuffed Arthropleura
  • Popcorn, peanuts, and pretzels
  • Microwave nachos with velveeta
  • Super Snot
• Entrees
  • Goatse stew
  • Microwaved frozen pizza, plain or pepperoni
  • Microwaved frozen fish'n'chips
• Liquor
  • Vodka
  • Scotch
  • Rum
  • Bourbon
  • Tequila
• Beer
  • Bass Ale
  • Budweiser
  • Guiness
  • Old Milwaukee
• Wine cellar
  • A bottle of red, a bottle of white
• The Harem
  • Dirty Sluts
  • More Dirty Sluts
  • Filthy Sluts
  • Weeping Vaginas
• Cigarette machine
  • Lucky Strike (short)
  • Camel (short)
  • Chesterfield (kings)
  • Pall Mall (kings)