And Sir CUR rode to Lord Hate's castle. He saw the black spires extend, piercing the sky. He saw hordes of neo-Nazi followers, worshipping Lord Hate. And Sir CUR's cat saw the guard dog, freaked out, and fled. Sir CUR went in search of Sir Javascap for another assault on Lord Hate's castle.
And Javascap did hear CUR's cry for help, and rode hard towards the new Castle of Hates, and with his WikiPen, he turned the dog into a mouse, and broke down the front gate. Together, He and CUR dominated the castle of Hates, and the cat did snack happily upon the mouse.