User:71.88.35.24

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Before you ask, the odds of my creating an account are basically nil. I've learned from Wikipedia that accounts lead to all sorts of terribly unpleasant things like becoming an administrator, acquiring all sorts of things to do that actually resemble work, and, if you're really lucky, being stalked or submitted to police harassment because some assholes you banned are in fact even bigger assholes than you thought.

But, I mean, I'm pretty sure I have a static IP, so I bet we can get along just fine with this, no? I mean, the main difference between an account and an IP is that the account has passed a captcha. And, really, anyone doubting my humanity can suck my big fat robotic dick.

I also end up on the IP User:96.39.62.90 sometimes, depending on what building I'm using my Internet in.