User:A Song About Buggery

The evil pro-Palestinian liberal commies who control the media want us to be anorexic and give up our God-given right to be fat. They also want us not to be uneducated, which is the Lord Above wants for us. They are subverting our children's minds, telling to them to not be poor, fat, uneducated, illiterate trailer-dwellers. In the name of Young Earth Creationism, these Satanic, Islam-appeasing liberals must be stopped and us proud Fat Christians will defeat these degenerate filth.