User:Armondikov/vinegar

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Copied from a blog post in a closed Facebook group. Hat-tip.

I woke at around 5am this morning. It pees me off when I wake up to a chem-covered sky. I took three bottles of vinegar and dribbled vinegar onto the pathways as I went for a walk around the complex where I live. Within half an hour the clouds broke and I am able to see some blue sky, enough to let the sun through.

Around Easter time, I experimented with vinegar and busting the chemtrails. I completely immersed myself in the experiment for about a month, there were pitfalls and eventually I gave up at the beginning of July due to lack of funds and another reason, which I'll get to later.

The vinegar needs to be evaporated into the upper atmosphere. I bought an electric steamer and began cooking vinegar outdoors at the back of my home. This definately worked but obviously, there was a constant smell of vinegar in the air and one day, I heard one neighbour say to another, "have you found out where that smell of vinegar is coming from yet"......at that moment I cringed.....an "oops!" feeling arose in me.....but it didn't stop me, I continued for a while longer until.....I got the electricity bill. Phew!, that was a shock!!! I stopped immediately.

The next obvious way to cook vinegar was on a campstove. So I bought one. I had visitors that weekend and couldn't try it out until they all left on Sunday night. By that time it was raining, quite heavy.......but I was determined. It took roughly 3 hours, a whole canister of gas and 3 bottles of vinegar, to make a hole in the clouds and stop the rain. I was ecstatic.

I knew that the vinegar would be detrimental to plant life but had another cringe moment whilst talking to another neighbour through the fence at the back of my house. Oh no!!! The realisation that half of his vegetables were poisoned by vinegar in the atmosphere was a heavy moment (well a few days actually). I knew it was the vinegar because of the way the plants were stunted and had black spots and blobs on them. I previously had two sunflowers in a pot and accidently sprayed vinegar on one of them. It stoped growing and eventually died with black blobs all over it....whilst the other one (in the same pot) flourished. This all coincided with running out of funds ........ so I gave up my experiment.

On Wednesday evening, I was compelled to buy six bottles of vinegar. Friday morning at around 5am (before my neighbours get up) I poured 3 bottles of vinegar on the pathways around the complex. The chemtrails went sylphy and we had sun for most of the day. Yes there were clouds but actually, it was a welcome relief to be shaded occassionally on a piping hot day, by early evening the sky was completely covered again, I reckon another 3 bottles of vinegar around 4pm, would have sorted that out. Saturday I left it. We were chemcovered all day.....not one blue bit. So, when I woke up early this morning and dribbled the vinegar and have blue sky, not completely blue but there are sunrays. Yes, I am convinced that vinegar busts chemclouds.

Oh, burning a wood fire works too but that's another story.