User:Arthropleura/Parthian shot/JoeS34534

I created this user for this, and solely for this. Doesn't matter if you block him and destroy his user page. You'll never stop me, even if you rangeblock the entire western United States. You may not give a Hell (note the captalization (by a liberal-atheist-Jew-agnostic-therian-scum)) about me now, but you will soon.

Parthian Shot

This is directed towards Conservapedia, TK in particular. I am ConservapediaUndergroundResistor (go ahead, put that on the spam filter!). I resist you, and everything you stand for. You will know me very, very well soon. Beware of the Resistor. I will hunt you down everywhere and find you. This is war on Conservapedia, and I will take an active part in this war. You are my enemy. Do not forget that. You will never find me, because I will use the random page. My edits will be random. You will never be able to find me. I insure this, above all else. I am the new user, I am the person deleting an article, I am the stealth parodist who blocks you all. . . As Ken might say: Ole! Ole! Ole!

Who I am

I am the person who finds things that seem to agree with you. I seem to agree with you, and you will only know the truth when it is too late. Beware of me. Beware of Acionyx jubatus.

What I want

I want you destroyed. Simple enough, really.

Parody

Watch yourself. You can't trust anyone. I'm everywhere. Once I am somewhere, I won't move an inch. Just look at that Website Which Does Not Exist. I haven't moved, even though a certain TOP and piece of bread would dearly love it if I did. Doesn't matter if you block me, I'm agile enough to avoid most any ban. And even if you do destroy me here, you will never destroy me at 'that other place.' I'll create legion after legion of parody articles.

Ultimatum

Andy, Give. It. Up. While you still can. Sooner or later we will win, you might want to realize that. RW is relentless. We won't give up. Sure, we're moving away from you, but only because you're dying. You won't survive unless you open up, allow new editors, and that won't happen without letting parodists on too. The only way you can survive is to become more center. Right now, you are so right wing even conservatives shy away from you. Change your ways.

Former warning signs

These won't work anymore, TK. I suppose you must be crying your heart out now. I'm sorry, little knify. Don't cry, little baby TK.

Therianthropy

In the past, TK, you've had a fairly easy way to detect me, at least for Acionyx. Won't be so easy next time.

Cats

You won't be able to catch me by watching the cat articles, either. You're watchlist won't help you at all, TeaCake- you're bascially watching half, if not most, of the wiki, and you won't be able to detect all my changes. By the way, the person who's 'Stitwin' photo is now on the other place wasn't me. I know you think it was, but it wasn't. Still, nice to deprive you of content. Anyway, since centuries of liberal brainwashing, according to you, causes us to like cats, I must be a liberal- I have five. Cat crazy, that's me.

Atheism

Watching those articles won't help either- if anything, they'll hurt. See, I don't like Dawkins. You won't be able to tell between me and someone who hates Dawkins, because we aren't different.

Specific shots at users

TimS

Shame you had to go. You were one of the most reasonable peeople on this site. Give yourself a clap on the back. While I'm here, if I can, I'll keep the memory of you alive.

Conservative

Dish ish sho realishtic I'm ashtounded:

To a certain gentleman at a rather conservative website: alarming indications are being made about your intelligence! You should be terrified over my next operations, Operation Vile Beetle and Fiery Angle, Operation Shining Needle and Stargate Oboe, Operation Striped Airplane and Wooden Orthinopter, Operation Dirty Weedroots and Ragweed Pollen, and Operation Blue Boomerang and Lemon Kanagroo Meringe! Very soon we will rank in the top searches for 'ill-tempered little mustelid,' 'rusty-spotted cat evolution,' and 'foul-mouthed little weasel' in a certain popular search engine beginning with a G! In fact, these operateshuns will enable me to destroy creationism on the internet! Ole! Ole! Ole! :-) :-)

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Jinxemachune

You're a jerk. Stop vandalizing the 'other site' or else.

TK

Nice job at tearing the community apart, but try to allow us to help, all right? We're willing to do the dirty work for you. Just turn a blind eye to the parodists. By the way, you do realize having that many pages on your watchlist is a WEAKNESS, WHICH KEEPS YOU FROM FINDING EDITS TO IMPORTANT ARTICLES?!

ASchlafly

Open up your email. You are stopping people with valid concerns from e-mailing you.

Philip

Good work on starting aSK. At least there we aren't blocked for talking or having alternative POVs.

Rules and limitaions here

90/10

Violation of the 90/10 rule is the most often used block reason, but it is stated as a guideline, not a rule. It is used to do four things: censor opposing viewpoints, block users who make legit point, indimidate users from expressing alternative viewpoints, and clamtrap discussion. It must be repealed. Actually, it must be eliminated, since it was never law in the first place (therefore keeping it from being repealed).

Bias

You are against all bias that disagrees with you, and therefore claim to be unbiased. Enough said.

Tribbles

I'm a tribble. Tribbles are trouble. Enough said. See you-know-what-wiki's picture known as "Image:Tribble.jmpg." Seriously, that is the cutest cat I've ever seen.

Trolling

This is all the trolling for today, at least from me. Check TK for more, please.

This Parthian Shot. . .

. . . probably makes me sound like a self-centered teacake. Well, it might, but I'm really not. See, I am talking like this to further indimidate you, and to sound cooler. Oh yes, and I have a habit of wording things badly and making inane comments. OLE!!!

WIKICODE

<OPERATION VILE BEETLE AND FIERY ANGLE STARTS NOW><CYCLING THROUGH STARTUP SEQUENCE><INITIALIZING PROXIES><FINDING UNBLOCKED SOCKS><RALLYING ALLIES><ENGAGE! (STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION THEM MUSIC STARTS HERE)>

This message has been brought to you by:

• Acionyx
• batamarang
• Bill11
• Bill111
• DavidM22
• JuliaD
• RationalLover
• TK (Yes, he is me!)
• more to come! TK, you will be surrounded by my socks! I will be the next Bugler!

Next words on your censor list

Probably Acionyx, ConservapediaUndergroundResistor, Ole, StarTrek, Stargate, and Tribble, because no good conservative Christian would know about them (even though Acionyx is the genus name of the cheetah, a fact which I suggest you add to your article).