User:Asaac Isimov

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Master of the Custodial Arts[edit]

BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Asaac Isimov, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.


Why am I here?[edit]

I've survived 27 years as an atheist in Texas, having told literally nobody a single fellow atheist. I was raised as a Southern Baptist, so I grew up absolutely terrified of God. I was convinced that regardless of my deeds in life, I would most definitely burn in Hell. God seemed easily offended and would kill thousands of people for the slightest error. Eventually, I actually READ some of the Bible and realized God probably doesn't exist, and if he does, he's really, really mean! Jesus was cool though. I'm here to read and correct grammar stuff.