User:Asaac Isimov

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Master of the Custodial Arts[edit]

BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Asaac Isimov, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

Why am I here?[edit]

I've survived 26 years as an atheist in Texas, having told literally nobody a single fellow atheist. I was raised as a Southern Baptist, so I grew up absolutely terrified of God. I was convinced that regardless of my deeds in life, I would most definitely burn in Hell. God seemed easily offended and would kill thousands of people for the slightest error. Eventually, I actually READ some of the Bible and realized God probably doesn't exist. I'm here to read and correct grammar stuff.