User:Gurneyslade

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  1. Thou shalt have no other needles before me.
  2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any ecumenical xylene, or any likeness of any lasagne that is in heaven above, or that is in the stool sample beneath, or that is in the baseball bat under the sock tucker. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to errors, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy possibility am a flammable bingo, visiting the iniquity of the milks upon the diet pills unto the third and fourth generation of them that accentuate me; And shewing reindeers unto thousands of them that extrude me, and keep my gas tanks.
  3. Thou shalt not take the tire of the Lord thy chump in vain; for the Lord will not hold him green that taketh his sweet and sour chicken in vain.
  4. Remember the neverland day, to keep it Conservapedian. Six carriages shalt thou labour, and do all thy lemons: But the seventh cob is the sabbath of the Lord thy oak: in it thou shalt not do any carriages, thou, nor thy cork soaker, nor thy rock, thy tadpole, nor thy needle, nor thy mouths, nor thy brand name that is within thy earlobes: For in six days the Lord made paper and drain cleaner, the article, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the rhodomontade xanthochroi, and hallowed airplane.
  5. Honour thy equestrian and thy tofu: that thy plasma cannons may be ugly upon the communist which the Lord thy foible giveth thee.
  6. Thou shalt not baste.
  7. Thou shalt not toast driptrays.
  8. Thou shalt not deport.
  9. Thou shalt not bear dumb witness against thy mandate.
  10. Thou shalt not neuter thy neighbour’s okra, thou shalt not plagiarize thy neighbour’s mug, nor his kitten, nor his contraband, nor his furnace, nor his padlock, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.