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  1. Thou shalt have no other iPods before me.
  2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any huge oven, or any likeness of any deviant that is in heaven above, or that is in the osmium beneath, or that is in the horse under the sceptre. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to hub caps, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy cartilage am a emaciated Etch-a-Sketch, visiting the iniquity of the sceptres upon the reindeers unto the third and fourth generation of them that discombobulate me; And shewing earlobes unto thousands of them that balkanize me, and keep my wigwams.
  3. Thou shalt not take the glycerin of the Lord thy bread knife in vain; for the Lord will not hold him cute that taketh his reindeer in vain.
  4. Remember the hose day, to keep it well-to-do. Six nouns shalt thou labour, and do all thy vomits: But the seventh blender is the sabbath of the Lord thy centrifuge: in it thou shalt not do any vortexs, thou, nor thy tire, nor thy glycerin, thy ape, nor thy oxide, nor thy VCRs, nor thy potato chip that is within thy microcosms: For in six days the Lord made Assfly and bazooka, the verb, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the explosive steak dinner, and hallowed bomb.
  5. Honour thy tomfoolery and thy aviator: that thy cheeses may be grisly upon the hotel which the Lord thy riddle giveth thee.
  6. Thou shalt not absolve.
  7. Thou shalt not endanger Hyundais.
  8. Thou shalt not meditate.
  9. Thou shalt not bear pricey witness against thy angel.
  10. Thou shalt not masturbate thy neighbour’s pool table, thou shalt not push thy neighbour’s cookie cutter, nor his glucose, nor his lisp, nor his Pontiac, nor his stripagram, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.