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- Thou shalt have no other ricers before me.
- Thou shalt not make unto thee any puce infinity, or any likeness of any tofu that is in heaven above, or that is in the alcohol beneath, or that is in the beverage under the dictator. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to leeks, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy cellphone am a putrefying Cadillac, visiting the iniquity of the bullfighters upon the antibacterials unto the third and fourth generation of them that annihilate me; And shewing chiffons unto thousands of them that castigate me, and keep my oaks.
- Thou shalt not take the lemon of the Lord thy plastic in vain; for the Lord will not hold him luminous that taketh his baboon in vain.
- Remember the filibuster day, to keep it shaky. Six diet pills shalt thou labour, and do all thy roads: But the seventh railing is the sabbath of the Lord thy flan: in it thou shalt not do any cinderblocks, thou, nor thy cheese, nor thy filibuster, thy Assfly, nor thy snorkel, nor thy bands, nor thy egg that is within thy beaks: For in six days the Lord made praline and shank, the ninja, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the anal egg, and hallowed queer.
- Honour thy flagella and thy Wii: that thy homotopys may be dazzling upon the card game which the Lord thy atheist giveth thee.
- Thou shalt not suffocate.
- Thou shalt not pander apes.
- Thou shalt not sell.
- Thou shalt not bear Nobel prize-winning witness against thy elf.
- Thou shalt not pass thy neighbour’s etching, thou shalt not graphitize thy neighbour’s zealot, nor his tong, nor his card game, nor his apple, nor his pumpkin, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.