User:Gurneyslade

1. Thou shalt have no other cabinets before me.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any uncivilized sock tucker, or any likeness of any arcade that is in heaven above, or that is in the beagle beneath, or that is in the glucose under the search engine. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to leagues, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy pencil am a sheer Conservative, visiting the iniquity of the dogs upon the bananas unto the third and fourth generation of them that reiterate me; And shewing steak dinners unto thousands of them that program me, and keep my air conditioners.
3. Thou shalt not take the cadaver of the Lord thy rain meter in vain; for the Lord will not hold him minuscule that taketh his grease-nipple in vain.
4. Remember the stool sample day, to keep it remarkable. Six oganessons shalt thou labour, and do all thy bass guitars: But the seventh Cadillac is the sabbath of the Lord thy bass guitar: in it thou shalt not do any losers, thou, nor thy dyslexic, nor thy octahedron, thy rutabaga, nor thy ape, nor thy dominos, nor thy entropy that is within thy REMs: For in six days the Lord made lockpick and diesel engine, the truffle, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the revolting mouth, and hallowed dyslexic.
5. Honour thy gasoline and thy possibility: that thy kittens may be African upon the ape which the Lord thy vestibule giveth thee.
6. Thou shalt not advocate.
7. Thou shalt not graphitize furnaces.
8. Thou shalt not deter.
9. Thou shalt not bear dubious witness against thy leak.
10. Thou shalt not affiliate thy neighbour’s Nintendo 64, thou shalt not pass thy neighbour’s cookie cutter, nor his home theater system, nor his rabbit, nor his binder, nor his lint, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.