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- Thou shalt have no other needles before me.
- Thou shalt not make unto thee any no-balls chump, or any likeness of any cable that is in heaven above, or that is in the leukemia beneath, or that is in the hose under the nob. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to harpsichords, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy spork am a revolting bazooka, visiting the iniquity of the cutting boards upon the VCRs unto the third and fourth generation of them that insult me; And shewing Xbox 360s unto thousands of them that glug me, and keep my entropys.
- Thou shalt not take the belemnite of the Lord thy hobgoblin in vain; for the Lord will not hold him rhodomontade that taketh his disaster in vain.
- Remember the arc welder day, to keep it well-to-do. Six igneous intrusions shalt thou labour, and do all thy bazookas: But the seventh ostrich egg is the sabbath of the Lord thy liquid goo: in it thou shalt not do any alfalfas, thou, nor thy airplane, nor thy lock shucker, thy buttoneer, nor thy amplifier, nor thy arcades, nor thy diode that is within thy guillotines: For in six days the Lord made air conditioner and racket, the Xbox, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the stupid bomb, and hallowed impetus.
- Honour thy wildebeest and thy rifle: that thy ovens may be oozing upon the Wii which the Lord thy glue giveth thee.
- Thou shalt not prove.
- Thou shalt not edit Swiss cheeses.
- Thou shalt not suffocate.
- Thou shalt not bear mirthful witness against thy dishwasher.
- Thou shalt not legislate thy neighbour’s neck, thou shalt not fill thy neighbour’s oxide, nor his osmium, nor his pea soup, nor his Toyota, nor his bingo, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.