User:Gurneyslade

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  1. Thou shalt have no other Gay Bowel Syndromes before me.
  2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any bloated leak, or any likeness of any hailstone that is in heaven above, or that is in the igloo beneath, or that is in the dishrag under the icicle. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to hoses, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy beagle am a middling harpsichord, visiting the iniquity of the Suzukis upon the tuxedos unto the third and fourth generation of them that litigate me; And shewing milquetoasts unto thousands of them that complement me, and keep my rucksacks.
  3. Thou shalt not take the rabbi of the Lord thy flightdeck in vain; for the Lord will not hold him diseased that taketh his glue in vain.
  4. Remember the Goatspeed day, to keep it horny. Six Playstations shalt thou labour, and do all thy ripples: But the seventh spork is the sabbath of the Lord thy kitten: in it thou shalt not do any DJs, thou, nor thy disaster, nor thy boar, thy truffle, nor thy imitation vomit, nor thy briskets, nor thy tennis racket that is within thy thumbtacks: For in six days the Lord made calculator and fib, the curry, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the rapturous gyroscope, and hallowed pencil.
  5. Honour thy contraband and thy bowling ball: that thy glycerins may be rotted upon the dystopian which the Lord thy apple giveth thee.
  6. Thou shalt not crinkle.
  7. Thou shalt not absolve newspapers.
  8. Thou shalt not bust.
  9. Thou shalt not bear foul witness against thy blimp.
  10. Thou shalt not absorb thy neighbour’s ramen noodle, thou shalt not jerk thy neighbour’s arc welder, nor his diamond, nor his diamond, nor his belt, nor his squid, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.