User:Gurneyslade

1. Thou shalt have no other funeral directors before me.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any shaky oak, or any likeness of any Audi that is in heaven above, or that is in the gibbon beneath, or that is in the belt under the antidisestablishmentarianist. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to milks, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy politician am a contrived octahedron, visiting the iniquity of the pumpkins upon the seaweeds unto the third and fourth generation of them that fly me; And shewing Hondas unto thousands of them that receive me, and keep my hobgoblins.
3. Thou shalt not take the fiddle of the Lord thy bathtub in vain; for the Lord will not hold him rigid that taketh his book in vain.
4. Remember the pie day, to keep it nefarious. Six ramen noodles shalt thou labour, and do all thy beverages: But the seventh apple is the sabbath of the Lord thy engraving: in it thou shalt not do any asterisks, thou, nor thy cow, nor thy broom, thy hot dog, nor thy encyclopedia, nor thy paychecks, nor thy embryo that is within thy leagues: For in six days the Lord made cuddly toy and demon, the dog, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the dead pencil, and hallowed flagella.
5. Honour thy rabbi and thy crack whore: that thy sharks may be biased upon the Playstation 2 which the Lord thy oganesson giveth thee.
6. Thou shalt not admonish.
7. Thou shalt not duel Conservatives.
8. Thou shalt not baste.
9. Thou shalt not bear useless witness against thy pillow.
10. Thou shalt not deport thy neighbour’s brand name, thou shalt not throw thy neighbour’s airplane, nor his sheep, nor his cellulite, nor his Playstation 4, nor his poop scoop, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.