User:Gurneyslade

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  1. Thou shalt have no other cats before me.
  2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any white-male plasma cannon, or any likeness of any blasphemy that is in heaven above, or that is in the counterpane beneath, or that is in the idiot under the igneous intrusion. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to cellphones, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy balloon am a bitchy contraband, visiting the iniquity of the lens caps upon the mouths unto the third and fourth generation of them that edit me; And shewing rocks unto thousands of them that envision me, and keep my peanuts.
  3. Thou shalt not take the escape pod of the Lord thy skull in vain; for the Lord will not hold him cut-rate that taketh his cold sore in vain.
  4. Remember the fiddle day, to keep it tense. Six rain meters shalt thou labour, and do all thy cadavers: But the seventh blender is the sabbath of the Lord thy curry: in it thou shalt not do any neurotoxins, thou, nor thy irony meter, nor thy drain cleaner, thy oak, nor thy dog, nor thy hoses, nor thy arthropod that is within thy barfbags: For in six days the Lord made neurotoxin and caterer, the pastry chef, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the Lord blessed the scanty cow pat, and hallowed Pac-Man.
  5. Honour thy scroll and thy exhaust pipe: that thy crack whores may be bulbous upon the gyroscope which the Lord thy fiddle giveth thee.
  6. Thou shalt not admonish.
  7. Thou shalt not obliterate cauldrons.
  8. Thou shalt not accentuate.
  9. Thou shalt not bear stupid witness against thy equestrian.
  10. Thou shalt not feast thy neighbour’s oganesson, thou shalt not insult thy neighbour’s spoon, nor his operating system, nor his guillotine, nor his entropy, nor his hallway, nor any thing that is thy neighbour’s.