User:I Eat Glue

"I think we’ve just witnessed a miracle here… an asshole talking out of his ass." -Mike O'Risal at The Panda's Thumb, on HeartOfGold

This user believes it is patriotic to question authority • This user's Political Compass coordinates are -7.00,-7.18. ia! ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! This user hopes to be eaten first. This user has a sock on Conservapedia, but it's imaginary! This user reads Wackopedia Conservapedia for amusement This user was banned from Conservapedia. This user thinks this guy is really creepy This user is trusworthy. Trus me. This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled. This user coordinates deep-cover deceit. (Boo!) So far, this user's subversive wikiediting has evaded FBI detection! This user thinks most colonies of bacteria are more authoritative about medical issues than Andrew Schlafly. This user is an ape — and so are you. This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species. This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet guns. Freedom of speech can be dangerous, but must be upheld by every one of us. This user will not support the IDF until they start to respect basic human rights. This user thinks there is a lot more to the world than this. This user believes in equal rights for gay people. "In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea." - Douglas Adams

I loathe CP because I was blocked (under a different name, of course - it was I_R_Stoopid, for those of you that want to know) without ever making a single edit. I've made a few edits now, of course, but prior to my blocking I didn't really have any beef with them.