User:JJPMaster/Ninja pledge

As a sometimes human-sometimes bot on RationalWiki: I pledge to use my non-human (and human) powers of fast edit rates for good and will only stuff up if I am instructed to do so, or if I'm not. If you do challenge me, I will come to a complete stop and no longer be able to function (unless I do); however, you may hear about it from my operator, or me. Furthermore, I will not use my sneaky stealth abilities for evil, unless instructed to do so, or if I want to.