User:JeffD

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, JeffD, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORATIE", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

I guess I'm a sysop now, not a clue why. But power is always good. :D

Intro[edit]

Hi! I'm Jeffrey Doherty from New Brunswick,Canada. I'm a real christian conservative (plymouth brethren) that was arbitrarily blocked by Ed Poor, that stupid bugger who polices conservapedia.. which incidentally did not respond to my request to be unblocked and did not remove the self produced essays (explicitly copyrighted to myself) upon request.

About me, Conservapedia[edit]

I'm a redneck university student that does graduate work in Islamic textual history. Some of my conservapedia articles are still up, because they were quality stuff, but some were taken down because the admin's at conservapedia decided I was a parodist when I wrote the Islam and Woman article, or something of the sort, the reason wasn't explained to me... typical bullocks. I think it was because I disagreed with Ed Stupid, who asked for a source on malaysian work camps, some bullocks on American lumberjacks eating 5000 calories a day (unsourced bullshit) making them harder workers, and author of the oh so clever stub; "Smarth Growth". Additionally, he believes that there is a correlation between higher minimum wage and unemployment, despite the rest of the western world, Canada included, having higher employment rates than the average American city as well as higher wages.I guess I'm quite bitter, for being removed for no good reason,and having quality articles revised by amateurs who had no knowledge in the field. Check out RJensen's revisions in Islamic history related articles; laughable. Also, check out them revising the massive edition to the article on my own religious denomination cited with material produced directly by the same... what bullocks..

So I guess that's the end of that.

So I guess this is the A.A group for ex-conservapedians, "My name is Jeff, and I was a conservapedian (however briefly.. a monthish)".

Relationship to Rational Wiki[edit]

Additionally, I found some things I'd written on conservapedia on this site in your "what's going on feature".

Totally kicked Andy's ass in that shallow mockery of an essay, "Liberal Denials about History".

See:

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User: The "Liberal denials about history" article has got to be a joke.^img Andy: You're in absurd denial. Invention is an American thing and Americans work harder than anyone else.^img User: What about the Malaysian work camps where you work 12 hours a day and barely get anything to eat?^img Andy: You have free will to deny basic facts. I'll bet you spend more time trying to reject the Bible than reading it.^img User: I'm a member of the Plymouth Brethren, actually. Rejecting the Bible isn't in my modus operandi.^img Andy: um, TL;DR, um...^img

Parthian Shot[edit]

Also, I got bored and troll'd them this morning, decided to have a proper farewell.

http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Ed_Poor&diff=prev&oldid=739474

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http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Karajou&diff=prev&oldid=739473

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This user was banned from Conservapedia.

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Plagarism[edit]

To this date, Dec 30 2009, Conservapedia maintains these essays that I wrote and attributed to myself properly and asked to be removed when I was banned.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Saint_Augustine%27s_conception_of_evil

http://www.conservapedia.comEssay:Two_adjacent_paths_to_unity_with_God;_Simone_Weil_and_Charles_Williams

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Faith_and_Reason_in_Saint_Augustine%27s_Confessions

http://www.conservapedia.com/Essay:_Saint_Augustine%27s_conception_of_evil