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Jinxmchue, Accident Prone (which is just a fancy way of saying "klutz")

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Who am I?[edit]

I am a 35-year-old Christian conservative who has been married to an amazing woman for 8 wonderful years and who has an active 6-year-old son and an adorable 4-year-old daughter. For a little more about me, see the boxes to the right.

Why am I here?[edit]

Because Wikipedia sucks. Here's why:

1) Wiki really does have a liberal bias (duh!).

2) People can put any blasted information they want there no matter how faulty as long as it's "published" somewhere by someone or backed by lame "proof" (like what a person's organization's website sells).

3) As long as you have the letters "p," "h" and "d" after your name in that order and are a liberal, anything you say no matter how wrong, biased, unsupported or just plain stupid becomes gospel truth on Wiki if someone somewhere reproduced it online.

4) Liberals can defend their edits without repercussions but if a conservative does so, they are accused of edit warring, trolling, vandalism, disruption, etc.

5) As long as you can call in your buddies, you can sidestep the "three-revert rule" and indefinitely defend your edits without ever being accused of edit warring.

6) If one of your buddies is an admin, all the better.

7) See the Wikipedia article about D. James Kennedy (who apparently is a supporter of Intelligent Design now instead of a Bible-based, 6-literal-days, 6000-year-old-Earth, life-created-as-is Creationist).

8) Wikipedia now has at least two blatantly anti-Christian and anti-Intelligent Design admins (FeloniousMonk and Guettarda) who are among a larger group of jack-booted, pro-evolution thugs who tag-team against anyone who disagrees with their personal agenda to keep Wikipedia in accordance with their POV. They throw around personal attacks and baseless accusations without providing proof and use them to silence an opposing viewpoint. They also make sure to defend each other's edits and/or admin actions (e.g. blocking users) so that they can't be undone. This tag-teaming also conveniently subverts Wikipedia's "three-revert rule."

9) Reliable, established news sources like NewsMax are rejected as not meeting Wikipedia's guidelines for reliable sources, but blog entries by people like PZ Myers are viciously defended (without any arguments of merit) as reliable sources despite failing every guideline for such.

Whence "Jinxmchue?"[edit]

My username (which I have used elsewhere in various forms: "Jinx McHue," "Jinx72," etc.) is a combination of two things:

  • "Jinx" is the name of an old Advanced Dungeons and Dragons character of mine who was a hornhead saurial "wild mage" (user of "wild magic" from the AD&D Tome of Magic). Hornheads are normally mute and 10 feet tall, but the dungeon master didn't like either idea, so he had Jinx shortened by a curse and given an amulet that allowed him to speak. As a wild mage, Jinx was prone to "wild surges," or strange, random and unexpected magical effects. Jinx's most prized possession was a wand of wonder, which he as a wild mage could occasionally control (via a random die roll) in order to power any of the spells he knew (i.e. he did not need to have them memorized). Unfortunately, both Jinx's wild surges and the use of the wand of wonder seemed to lead to very unfortunate circumstances at the most inopportune times. For example, when attacked by some fish creatures while in a small boat, Jinx tried to cast a lightning bolt into the water. Instead of a lightning bolt, a large volume of water directly next to the boat simply vanished. (Thankfully, everyone survived the ensuing crash of water and boat filling up the space.) In another incident, Jinx tried to charm an injured enemy... from a safe distance. The precaution turned out to be very prescient as the enemy became ground zero for a fireball. (These series of in-game misfortunes oddly and appropriately reflected my real life, as I am very accident prone.)
[Note: sadly, I do not play tabletop RPGs of any kind anymore. My life has taken a new direction now that I am a husband and father.]
  • "McHue" is a concept borrowed from a friend. In creating part of a nickname/screenname, he used the first syllable of his last name preceded by "Mc." I have done the same.
  • My real first name, if you must know, is Jason. They Might Be Giants killed me off along with "countless screaming Argonauts."

Shameless plug for my blog[edit]

Shock & Blog - shamelessly conservative commentary

Articles I've created[edit]

Insults I've [proudly] received[edit]

According to some, I...

  • ...am "a deep cover sock" because I am "far too stupid and malevolent to be a real person"
  • ..."don't matter," my opinion "doesn't matter to anybody" and am "a nobody" (Yet they can't resist talking about me behind my back like the cowards they are.)
  • ...am "a dumb***" and a "proper crawly bumcrawler" who is "no fun" ("Crawly bumcrawler?" People really say things like that?)