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# Score Votes average of previous wigos weighted by av. of prev. wigos max. of prev. wigos weighed by max. of prev. wigos monthly av. weighted by monthly av. nr. of individual editors per month weighted by editors linear model weighted by lin. model exp. model weighted by exp. model Year Month Wigo
1 15 21 13.76 1.09 51 0.294 14.065 1.066 215 0.07 16.189 0.927 14.401 1.042 2008 8 So Conservative has been caught changing quoted material. Will he burn the evidence? Sure, that is what happened.
3 8 10 13.76 0.581 51 0.157 14.065 0.569 215 0.037 16.211 0.493 14.414 0.555 2008 8 Karajou creates a Wikipedia account for the sole purpose of supporting Ed in his RFA. Sadly, he fools nobody and is blocked for being an SPA. Quote Karajou: Arggh, the irony is what really hurts matey.
4 3 5 13.76 0.218 51 0.059 14.065 0.213 215 0.014 16.223 0.185 14.421 0.208 2008 8 A user kindly points out that both WND and NRO have closed the door on this whole Barack may not be eligible to run thing... No doubt Assfly will change it right away, however, two weeks and three revisions later, it's still there and what did the helpful editor get for their trouble? Anybody wanna take a guess?
5 32 34 13.76 2.326 51 0.627 14.065 2.275 215 0.149 16.234 1.971 14.428 2.218 2008 8 Ed Poor denied a sysopship on Wikipedia
6 9 9 13.76 0.654 51 0.176 14.065 0.64 215 0.042 16.246 0.554 14.434 0.624 2008 8 The Eagle Forum University links to CP and features courses Andy (who just happens to be the son of the Eagle Forum founder) also offered on CP. And yet, assuming (on a talk page) that the Eagle Forum somehow sponsors CP will get you a one-week block and some nice censorship
7 3 3 13.76 0.218 51 0.059 14.065 0.213 215 0.014 16.257 0.185 14.441 0.208 2008 8 Welcome to CP, where you can get blocked for explaining your reasoning
8 17 17 13.76 1.235 51 0.333 14.065 1.209 215 0.079 16.269 1.045 14.448 1.177 2008 8 Greg tries to make nice with Andy; Andy calls Greg a liar, a moron, a cheat, and a liberal.
9 13 13 13.76 0.945 51 0.255 14.065 0.924 215 0.06 16.28 0.799 14.455 0.899 2008 8 JBonham, you are a liberal propagandist and inserted a meaningless, incorrect correction. NO thank you. meanwhile Glad I thought of this.
10 3 5 13.76 0.218 51 0.059 14.065 0.213 215 0.014 16.291 0.184 14.462 0.207 2008 8 Oh snap! CBS says that "Wikipedia Is A Stunning Example Of How The Propaganda Machine Works"! ...no, it doesn't. It just quoted and reprinted a National Review article in their Opinion section. Propaganda and deceit about an article about... propaganda and deceit. Lovely!
11 2 4 13.76 0.145 51 0.039 14.065 0.142 215 0.009 16.303 0.123 14.468 0.138 2008 8 Jacques Derrida, founder of deconstruction, is so not notable that wikilinks to his (redlink) article will be removed. I guess that means that JM couldn't find a good source about him to copy-paste from...
12 16 20 13.76 1.163 51 0.314 14.065 1.138 215 0.074 16.314 0.981 14.475 1.105 2008 8 This site is stagnating rapidly! That's 21 non-minor mainspace edits in twenty-four hours.
13 8 8 13.76 0.581 51 0.157 14.065 0.569 215 0.037 16.326 0.49 14.482 0.552 2008 8 I see a new Conservapedia Commandment coming: "Speak no ill of the right wing dead". Of course you can slag off those nasty left wing victims of Hollywood values.
14 13 13 13.76 0.945 51 0.255 14.065 0.924 215 0.06 16.337 0.796 14.489 0.897 2008 8 Breaking News!!! Obama leaves an "S" off a word, arguably changing its meaning! An unpatriotic gaffe. What will it be next? Claiming he's qualified to teach American History while telling his students that Lincoln was the second President to die in office? Update: Grammatically owned. Update 2: removed! And by Ed Poor no less.
15 14 14 13.76 1.017 51 0.275 14.065 0.995 215 0.065 16.349 0.856 14.495 0.966 2008 8 Another satisfied customer! Humblpi's had enough and takes a long Parthian piss into the wind. (Backed up here, for when CP crashes again.)
16 10 16 13.76 0.727 51 0.196 14.065 0.711 215 0.047 16.36 0.611 14.502 0.69 2008 8 What is going on at Conservapedia? Nothing is going on at Conservapedia! As, for the umpteenth time in the past few weeks, the site is inaccessible again. UPDATE: They're baaaaaack!
17 21 23 13.76 1.526 51 0.412 14.065 1.493 215 0.098 16.371 1.283 14.509 1.447 2008 8 This is well worth the inevitable perma-ban that's coming. UPDATE: Two permabans—PLB and MBishop, so far. Who's next?
18 4 8 13.76 0.291 51 0.078 14.065 0.284 215 0.019 16.383 0.244 14.516 0.276 2008 8 But Ken- what on earth will all the Conservapedians do for food if you remove their only source of protein?
19 9 11 13.76 0.654 51 0.176 14.065 0.64 215 0.042 16.394 0.549 14.523 0.62 2008 8 Jinx, are you just stupid? Not vandalism? How is this not vandalism? Didn't discuss? Maybe his version of discussing is just different from Wikipedia's? Or do you feel a need to have a beef with Wikipedia?
20 49 51 13.76 3.561 51 0.961 14.065 3.484 215 0.228 16.406 2.987 14.53 3.372 2008 8 Quick Andy! Send the letter before someone with common sense or intelligence tells you otherwise! UPDATE Holy crap, He's going to send it. UPDATE Someone makes a good point on why the letter will not be published, so Andy reverts, blocks, and says Lenski is the one that lacks scientific rigour.UPDATE Looks like the mailing list is almost complete.
21 2 18 13.76 0.145 51 0.039 14.065 0.142 215 0.009 16.417 0.122 14.536 0.138 2008 8 Evolutionists fear being bad defeated. Not badly defeated; bad defeated. Andy's qualifications as a teacher shine through once again.
22 10 16 13.76 0.727 51 0.196 14.065 0.711 215 0.047 16.428 0.609 14.543 0.688 2008 8 Conservapedia to challenge Lenski to a public debate?
23 -4 16 13.76 -0.291 51 -0.078 14.065 -0.284 215 -0.019 16.44 -0.243 14.55 -0.275 2008 8 Archiving: You're doing it wrong.
24 30 34 13.76 2.18 51 0.588 14.065 2.133 215 0.14 16.451 1.824 14.557 2.061 2008 8 It's happening! Recently promoted sock JJacob picks his moment to come out of (not so) deep cover and tries to block all the sysops before they can get him! Go JJ! Don't forget anyone! Own the site! UPDATE: Oh well. Andy draws some moral conclusions from the rape of his site.
25 10 12 13.76 0.727 51 0.196 14.065 0.711 215 0.047 16.463 0.607 14.564 0.687 2008 8 Jinx finally discovers where we hang out and tells Andy he'll "keep an eye on us". I wonder who he thought Conservative was talking to....
26 23 25 13.76 1.672 51 0.451 14.065 1.635 215 0.107 16.474 1.396 14.57 1.579 2008 8 In the aftermath of the JJacob carnage, the vise on Andy's balls is tightened a bit more. UPDATE Poof! (Just in case: saved here)
27 5 13 13.76 0.363 51 0.098 14.065 0.355 215 0.023 16.486 0.303 14.577 0.343 2008 8 Does pro Christian mean anti Semitic? Fox has no doubts about the American Family Association.
28 28 30 13.76 2.035 51 0.549 14.065 1.991 215 0.13 16.497 1.697 14.584 1.92 2008 8 It's a block duel, featuring Jinxmchue v. Fox! It's too bad they can each unblock themselves. UPDATE: Jinx is a tattletale and another conflict ensues... UPDATE: Jinxmhue is apparently an avid reader of WIGO. Hiya Jinx! (we say with even less concealed sarcasm)
29 3 15 13.76 0.218 51 0.059 14.065 0.213 215 0.014 16.508 0.182 14.591 0.206 2008 8 Returning, head bowed, from earnest duties at WP, Ed Poor forgets to take off the Hat Of Reasonableness.
30 1 15 13.76 0.073 51 0.02 14.065 0.071 215 0.005 16.52 0.061 14.598 0.069 2008 8 Bungler bungles: get a nicer account name Randyman1. Oh, you can't -- we've disabled account creation!
31 15 21 13.76 1.09 51 0.294 14.065 1.066 215 0.07 16.531 0.907 14.605 1.027 2008 8 Gossip? No, we don't allow that here... UPDATE CPAdmin calls out Karajou... and removes it
32 13 17 13.76 0.945 51 0.255 14.065 0.924 215 0.06 16.543 0.786 14.612 0.89 2008 8 Foxy provides Merriam-Webster with the ultimate definition of bitch-slap.
33 13 15 13.76 0.945 51 0.255 14.065 0.924 215 0.06 16.554 0.785 14.618 0.889 2008 8 Somebody is calling a spade a spade... Block imminent? And in the meantime a anti-CP Hitchens article would be, well, "something to behold"...Meanwhile, Jinx attacks. Is it wise to be going down that road after defending this edit my friend? UPDATE: The Overlord speaks! And he says, "No comment. Someone else will fix this. I'm going to delete all mention of it. Do not talk about it again." Twice. Update: Memory-holed!
34 13 15 13.76 0.945 51 0.255 14.065 0.924 215 0.06 16.566 0.785 14.625 0.889 2008 8 It is official. Girls are dumb. Thank you Professor Andy. Everything is set straight now. UPDATE: Let's have a Conservapedia conference circle-jerk about it.
35 7 9 13.76 0.509 51 0.137 14.065 0.498 215 0.033 16.577 0.422 14.632 0.478 2008 8 Yet more ignorance from the Great Educator - a "stunning defeat for the UK Labour party" in Glasgow East, yes, indeed it was. But if Andy had bothered to read the article he posted, he'd know that it was the Scottish National Party who won the seat, not the Conservatives, and so not only does it not signal a Conservative takeover of "all of Britain", it actually means the "all of Britain" thing is slightly more threatened, as the SNP want greater separation of powers from London government.
36 9 13 13.76 0.654 51 0.176 14.065 0.64 215 0.042 16.588 0.543 14.639 0.615 2008 8 Andy Schlafly brings his programming skills to the fore and buggers up the wiki. UPDATE: A sock explains how to optimize MySQL tables, and is thanked politely by HenryS.
37 5 9 13.76 0.363 51 0.098 14.065 0.355 215 0.023 16.6 0.301 14.646 0.341 2008 8 You know who make the best impartial sources? Ex-girlfriends.
38 6 12 13.76 0.436 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 16.611 0.361 14.653 0.409 2008 8 Andy dissects Obama's media coverage with his awesome Conservative Insight X-Ray Spex! TM
39 3 9 13.76 0.218 51 0.059 14.065 0.213 215 0.014 16.623 0.18 14.66 0.205 2008 8 The Universe has decided that Jinx isn't annoying and disruptive enough yet, so it has arranged an encounter with his new mentor, the Grand Master of Disruption!
40 23 29 13.76 1.672 51 0.451 14.065 1.635 215 0.107 16.634 1.383 14.666 1.568 2008 8 A gunman who hates Christianity shoots up a Church. We'd better mention that he hates Christianity and ignore that the Church he shot up was Unitarian Universalist and may have been targeted for being liberal. Update: Andy removes the claim, yet conveniently leaves in the hearsay source that he hates Christians without the more up-to-date source about him hating liberals.
41 20 24 13.76 1.453 51 0.392 14.065 1.422 215 0.093 16.646 1.202 14.673 1.363 2008 8 A user removes the "beliefs" section from "Young Mass Murderers." Andy "reverts" the user, conveniently removing killers who stole legally purchased firearms, and a killer who was motivated by hatred of feminism. UPDATE: Andy re-removes the homeschooled/Christian killer and the fella who hated feminists for being "too old", yet keeps the older public-school dressed-in-black murderer.
42 6 12 13.76 0.436 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 16.657 0.36 14.68 0.409 2008 8 It's a good ole fashioned edit war! Fox adds, Jinx deletes. Hey Jinx! Fox, not content, adds back with edit comment, and Jinx won't let it go.
43 1 17 13.76 0.073 51 0.02 14.065 0.071 215 0.005 16.668 0.06 14.687 0.068 2008 8 On the Talk:Judaism page, it's concluded that the word "God" should be written out rather than hyphenated, as some observant Jews do to avoid defacing His name, because "it's a Christian wiki and country."
44 29 39 13.76 2.108 51 0.569 14.065 2.062 215 0.135 16.68 1.739 14.694 1.974 2008 8 Yes, Kajagoogoo, trying to save electricity and water is EXACTLY like sending your parents to the concentration camps! This should make Godwin's AND Fox's heads explode.Update: Fox thinks "perhaps" it's overdramatic.
45 13 21 13.76 0.945 51 0.255 14.065 0.924 215 0.06 16.691 0.779 14.701 0.884 2008 8 Yeah Terry. The spelling is what's wrong with that article. (Zapped, copied here.)
46 2 8 13.76 0.145 51 0.039 14.065 0.142 215 0.009 16.703 0.12 14.708 0.136 2008 8 You'd think that with the word "learn" in your username, you would've learned Conservapedia Commandment #5 ("Do not post personal opinion on an encyclopedia entry.") by now.
47 3 11 13.76 0.218 51 0.059 14.065 0.213 215 0.014 16.714 0.179 14.715 0.204 2008 8 John A. Davison, known internet whack job, plugs his "positive" article at Conservapedia.
48 25 31 13.76 1.817 51 0.49 14.065 1.777 215 0.116 16.726 1.495 14.722 1.698 2008 8 After some odd blocking behavior, several RW discussions that would've made Baby Jesus cry, and a short cool-down block, Fox completely snaps on CP and goes on a major blocking spree while engaging Jinx Hey Jinx! in a Wheel War. He had help, though: Somebody gave him a fake magic list of moles and parodists - something not even The Cabal (there is no Cabal) has...
49 15 21 13.76 1.09 51 0.294 14.065 1.066 215 0.07 16.737 0.896 14.728 1.018 2008 8 More "good" publicity for Conservapedia proudly displayed on the mainpage.
50 12 14 13.76 0.872 51 0.235 14.065 0.853 215 0.056 16.748 0.716 14.735 0.814 2008 8 Jinx Hi Jinx! misunderstands how the CP/RW relationship works. We point out things like plagiarism, you guys remove it. You should not break the site rules by re-adding plagiarism just because the hint came from RW. Update: "Prove that he's not the original author!" This will be hard, considering that the guy who created the article was already banned a year ago for vandalism... Update: Flawed logic in action: "So I asked the banned vandal if he really is the famous music and theater critic..."
51 2 8 13.76 0.145 51 0.039 14.065 0.142 215 0.009 16.76 0.119 14.742 0.136 2008 8 It's maybe easier to understand why some CP sysops don't trust public schools, and especially classes about scientific concepts, when you consider that Learn Together, for example, spent his science classes watching "Inherit the Wind" and apparently thinks that this is what "usually" happens in normal such classes.
52 8 10 13.76 0.581 51 0.157 14.065 0.569 215 0.037 16.771 0.477 14.749 0.542 2008 8 RationalWiki mourns for the 35 poor students who will have to keep a straight face in Andy's American History Lectures. If you have any questions, here is a handy list of teachers you can contact for impartial advice
53 5 9 13.76 0.363 51 0.098 14.065 0.355 215 0.023 16.783 0.298 14.756 0.339 2008 8 Jinx finally comes to terms with something we have all known for some time now. Yes Jinx, you are a moron. Pwned by a vandal!
54 4 6 13.76 0.291 51 0.078 14.065 0.284 215 0.019 16.794 0.238 14.763 0.271 2008 8 More Conservapedia Math: If something can be used to prove absurdities (read: counter-intuitive theorems such as the Banach-Tarski paradox) then that means it is wrong.
55 10 12 13.76 0.727 51 0.196 14.065 0.711 215 0.047 16.806 0.595 14.77 0.677 2008 8 "I have no idea how to get your children into University without having to teach them some actual facts".
56 9 11 13.76 0.654 51 0.176 14.065 0.64 215 0.042 16.817 0.535 14.777 0.609 2008 8 Conservapedia Commandments rule out "Rational Enquiry" as a cause of Atheism
57 6 8 13.76 0.436 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 16.828 0.357 14.784 0.406 2008 8 Master of debate, Conservative, once again flexes his formidable intellect
58 33 41 13.76 2.398 51 0.647 14.065 2.346 215 0.153 16.84 1.96 14.791 2.231 2008 8 Apparently, America started out as the largest male-only village on the planet, and everybody reproduced asexually. Why else would Andy wonder why there might have been women in a Norse settlement?
59 3 7 13.76 0.218 51 0.059 14.065 0.213 215 0.014 16.851 0.178 14.798 0.203 2008 8 Andy welcomes a public debate with PZ Meyers, or "any evolutionist and/or atheist and/or liberal". Perhaps we can line up sponsorship by the makers of Excedrin and/or Advil. UPDATE: Andy is more than happy to debate, but he wants a security deposit first. WTF is this? A new apartment?
60 8 10 13.76 0.581 51 0.157 14.065 0.569 215 0.037 16.863 0.474 14.805 0.54 2008 8 Another deadline for amending the letter to PNAS as Andy declares that it will be sent, today, 2pm (7pm GMT), deffoUpdate: Sent
61 26 32 13.76 1.89 51 0.51 14.065 1.849 215 0.121 16.874 1.541 14.812 1.755 2008 8 Conservapedia's front page currently claims that it is a "liberal myth" that "the non-Christian Vikings (Leif Ericson) reached North America before the devoutly Christian Christopher Columbus did. This is yet another attempt to deny and downplay Christian achievement by distorting history." The first part of this statement is of course complete bunk, but the second sentence is absolutely true. What's more, there is a delightful irony in that it is Conservapedia itself that attempts to deny and d
62 2 4 13.76 0.145 51 0.039 14.065 0.142 215 0.009 16.885 0.118 14.819 0.135 2008 8 You can say what you want about Ed's silly Writing Assignments, but they are still better than those Karajou dishes out in discussions.
63 8 10 13.76 0.581 51 0.157 14.065 0.569 215 0.037 16.897 0.473 14.826 0.54 2008 8 Obama is a secret Muslim that wants to sell America out to the 57 Islamic Stateseven though that number is inaccurate, Bill Clinton ordered bombing attacks simply to manipulate American opinions, and Michael Moore has never done anything positive in his life, but Bob Jones isn't racist, the Democratic party is DAMN IT!!!!
64 7 9 13.76 0.509 51 0.137 14.065 0.498 215 0.033 16.908 0.414 14.832 0.472 2008 8 Hey Andy, a quick question: What on earth are you babbling about? Extra points for misogyny!
65 9 11 13.76 0.654 51 0.176 14.065 0.64 215 0.042 16.92 0.532 14.839 0.606 2008 8 Ok, what is the Harvard-educated son of filthy rich Conservatives doing calling anything elitist?
66 -5 11 13.76 -0.363 51 -0.098 14.065 -0.355 215 -0.023 16.931 -0.295 14.846 -0.337 2008 8 Exactly, Carriagepoo. James Cook and Horatio Nelson were obviously rabbits.
67 12 14 13.76 0.872 51 0.235 14.065 0.853 215 0.056 16.943 0.708 14.853 0.808 2008 8 Liberals don't debate because they lose debates that include the other side. Strange, each time Ames offers to debate he getsblocked. UPDATE: See? Just like this. UPDATE: Or this.
68 1 3 13.76 0.073 51 0.02 14.065 0.071 215 0.005 16.954 0.059 14.86 0.067 2008 8 Oh, Jinxie. He mentions us, but a few users tell him not to talk about us. The best, most logical response is to blame them instead, and of course not to remove his own mention of us in the first place. Bravo! BrianCo memory-holes the section with full honor and respect (see edit summary).
69 6 8 13.76 0.436 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 16.965 0.354 14.867 0.404 2008 8 And another of the always lulzy threats of reporting to law enforcement
71 8 10 13.76 0.581 51 0.157 14.065 0.569 215 0.037 16.988 0.471 14.881 0.538 2008 8 If you want to talk to Andy, you gotta keep it simple. Yeah, that's shorter, but Andy requests, can you do it in 10 words or less?
72 8 14 13.76 0.581 51 0.157 14.065 0.569 215 0.037 17 0.471 14.888 0.537 2008 8 Also funny, is when you try and make fun of someone making fun of someone else, and you forget the preview button, so have to fix it and fix it again. Hey Mr. J. Inxmchue! He clearly missed the CP guideline stating that you can't use your page to ridicule other users. Update: What, correcting your typos within seconds? Oh no you didn't. Moar: In a moment of true WTF, Kara also doesn't allow corrections! But in the end, Jinx simply settles on taunting a banned user's spelling in public. WTF? If
73 2 4 13.76 0.145 51 0.039 14.065 0.142 215 0.009 17.011 0.118 14.895 0.134 2008 8 How dare those Wikipedia editors ignore the rules! Why can't they be like us and do away with rules altogether??
74 34 36 13.76 2.471 51 0.667 14.065 2.417 215 0.158 17.023 1.997 14.902 2.282 2008 8 Ladies and gentlemen, behold the newest concept from the brilliant mind of Andrew Layton Schlafly: The Invisible Hand of Marriage. Mwahahahaha!!!! Update: Sorry, it doesn't work for gay people. Gays will suffer from unproductive activity, anxiety and depression. On the upside, though, they will also enjoy "addition", and is a recipe for "the enormously beneficial checks and balances provided by traditional marriage." Perhaps you should read your entries before submitting them, Assfly! Also, n
75 6 10 13.76 0.436 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 17.034 0.352 14.909 0.402 2008 8 You knew it would happen sooner or later. Ed Poor, recipient of many "biggest idiot on CP" awards, has now been bested, humiliated, and pwned by a "childrens' dictionary" aimed at 10-year-olds! See this and the bottom of this. Update: Edit war and a one-day block Hi Jinx! for reverting pointless censorship of an on-topic post.
76 6 8 13.76 0.436 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 17.045 0.352 14.916 0.402 2008 8 Andy offers some advice on how to get attention which, funnily enough, does not include riding mommys coat-tails or creating your own encyclo-blog
77 2 8 13.76 0.145 51 0.039 14.065 0.142 215 0.009 17.057 0.117 14.923 0.134 2008 8 Andy, despite his lifelong quest for knowledge, doesn't seem to know that A, polling data is simply gathered opinion, and B, that no polling data could possibly exist for his racist attacks. Oh, and someone should point out to Andy that the statement in question was added by a parodist.
78 2 6 13.76 0.145 51 0.039 14.065 0.142 215 0.009 17.068 0.117 14.93 0.134 2008 8 CP welcomes edits more than RW, even essay pages are free for all to edit. The irony meter is now completely broken, and has asked to be relieved of duty.
79 6 8 13.76 0.436 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 17.08 0.351 14.937 0.402 2008 8 Why is RW filtered at CP? Because its behavior is incompatible with the Conservapedia Commandments. Ah the irony...
80 30 36 13.76 2.18 51 0.588 14.065 2.133 215 0.14 17.091 1.755 14.944 2.007 2008 8 Linking to a Google search to illustrate a claim about it is not cool if the result is so hilariously damning.
81 2 6 13.76 0.145 51 0.039 14.065 0.142 215 0.009 17.103 0.117 14.951 0.134 2008 8 Don't look now, but personal e-mails are once again used as sources. For bonus Lulz, check out the edit summary... Yes, "pay" is an irregular verb, but not that irregular. Extra extra bonus: Lolwut under the "See Also" section.
82 1 5 13.76 0.073 51 0.02 14.065 0.071 215 0.005 17.114 0.058 14.958 0.067 2008 8 Conservative reverts an edit from roughly six weeks ago (for the log: between these two edits are nine sysop edits - seven of which were by Conservative) and uses it as a convenient excuse for infinite protection
83 10 10 13.76 0.727 51 0.196 14.065 0.711 215 0.047 17.125 0.584 14.965 0.668 2008 8 Mysteries of American History #22: Why would any parent pay good money to have the author of an essay like this or a lecture like this teach their kids American History?
84 19 19 13.76 1.381 51 0.373 14.065 1.351 215 0.088 17.137 1.109 14.972 1.269 2008 8 More top quality mysteries - this time it's Andy's fantastic new thesis that a decent education explains why you're mad as a balloon
85 12 12 13.76 0.872 51 0.235 14.065 0.853 215 0.056 17.148 0.7 14.979 0.801 2008 8 Andy needs no proof that liberals are fatter than conservatives - we here at RW are fond of the pies.
86 7 7 13.76 0.509 51 0.137 14.065 0.498 215 0.033 17.16 0.408 14.986 0.467 2008 8 Andy "cleaned out liberal claptrap" from the "Population Bomb" article, which makes us frown/smirk since he wrote most of said "liberal claptrap" himself.
87 2 2 13.76 0.145 51 0.039 14.065 0.142 215 0.009 17.171 0.116 14.993 0.133 2008 8 Interesting choice, actually: Maybe it really is better to study US History without a textbook instead of using one Andy recommends...
88 1 3 13.76 0.073 51 0.02 14.065 0.071 215 0.005 17.183 0.058 15 0.067 2008 8 Kenservative whitewashes evidence of TagoPagdaluhong snitching on our very own DLerner.
89 6 6 13.76 0.436 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 17.194 0.349 15.007 0.4 2008 8 Jinx Hi Jinx!!! apologizes for mentioning us with "a little too much vitriol". Don't worry, we forgive you, just keep the lulz flowing.
90 25 27 13.76 1.817 51 0.49 14.065 1.777 215 0.116 17.205 1.453 15.014 1.665 2008 8 Andy hits a new low. Obama cannot be a Christian because he has a Very Bad name.
91 32 36 13.76 2.326 51 0.627 14.065 2.275 215 0.149 17.217 1.859 15.021 2.13 2008 8 PJR: I've been away for a while. Among other reasons, I've been gone because I've become increasingly dissatisfied with CP.Andy: Welcome back! Oh, and shut the fuck up, Godspeed!PJR: We'll see about that, Andy!Andy starts reverting PJRPJR reverts to referenced versionAndy: Philip, you're just a dumbfuck liberal! (pic)PJR: Andy, now you're just talking out of your arse.Andy: Liar, liar! Pants on fire!
92 5 7 13.76 0.363 51 0.098 14.065 0.355 215 0.023 17.228 0.29 15.029 0.333 2008 8 Classic Assfly debating technique: You make an excellent point that I can in no way rebut, so I'll use big words and asinine comparisons to try and stop the debate in its tracks.
93 9 9 13.76 0.654 51 0.176 14.065 0.64 215 0.042 17.24 0.522 15.036 0.599 2008 8 If you use logic you will see that the Associated Press is clueless! Obviously.
94 4 4 13.76 0.291 51 0.078 14.065 0.284 215 0.019 17.251 0.232 15.043 0.266 2008 8 Well, now, that explains a lot--When Harvard-Law-educated Andy is asked a life-and-death legal question, he opines that the answer is best found on the boob tube.
95 2 2 13.76 0.145 51 0.039 14.065 0.142 215 0.009 17.263 0.116 15.05 0.133 2008 8 That cut-and-paste work takes too much time, trouble, and thought, so Karajou passes the buck to Bert.
96 5 5 13.76 0.363 51 0.098 14.065 0.355 215 0.023 17.274 0.289 15.057 0.332 2008 8 Ah goody! Another excellent mostly humourous instrument of reading from the "mind" of Aschlafly. We await the expansion of this gem with antici......................... pation.
97 1 3 13.76 0.073 51 0.02 14.065 0.071 215 0.005 17.285 0.058 15.064 0.066 2008 8 Uh, Koward, you'd better rephrase that, and quick, before Andy sees you endorsing Vikings in North America. Gotta slavishly follow Andy's ravings stick to The Truth, y'know.
98 2 2 13.76 0.145 51 0.039 14.065 0.142 215 0.009 17.297 0.116 15.071 0.133 2008 8 Yes, Annie, Carolyn Jones did play the lead woman of an Adams family, but that's "Addams" with two d's! Update: Jinx Hi Jinx! notices that technically Fran Tarkenton did not write a novel called Abigail Adams, either. But I'm sure that's the last of it.
99 3 3 13.76 0.218 51 0.059 14.065 0.213 215 0.014 17.308 0.173 15.078 0.199 2008 8 Jewelery store owner shoots some robbers repeatedly with a semiautomatic pistol and lands two of them in the hospital in critical condition! Whoohoo! That'll show those liberal gun control advocates! Naturally, a small gun debate has erupted which will probably wind up with a couple of bans and a Godspeed.
100 8 8 13.76 0.581 51 0.157 14.065 0.569 215 0.037 17.32 0.462 15.085 0.53 2008 8 Coup d'etat!. UPDATE: The uprising is suppressed by jackbooted government death squads, and the martyred rebel leader executed for not being "not our sort of person"
102 4 4 13.76 0.291 51 0.078 14.065 0.284 215 0.019 17.342 0.231 15.099 0.265 2008 8 How pathetic is America's Olympic team? Why it's on the verge of destruction; Title IX and the evil liberals are all to blame. Of course it doesn't matter that the Americans have been on top of the medal count during the last three Olympics. Incredibly, Schlafly bases his argument on the first five days of competition from the 2008 games and anecdotal evidence of alleged Title IX interference. How dare those female athletes actually presume to be treated fairly. Guess he thinks they ought to
103 4 6 13.76 0.291 51 0.078 14.065 0.284 215 0.019 17.354 0.23 15.106 0.265 2008 8 Well that sorts out the problem of God. Help! Translation please!
104 12 14 13.76 0.872 51 0.235 14.065 0.853 215 0.056 17.365 0.691 15.113 0.794 2008 8 Jinx proves Poe's law: if those on site can't be sure and need a banner to tell them, then how the hell are visitors supposed to know? It's just begging to be abused too, so it's probably destined for a brief (but high-lulz) life.(copied here for safety (it's bound to be vaped?)) Further Andy concurs that the words "possible" and "believed" are valid for disputing Poe's law. Surely, if the incisive legal mind of A Schlafly isn't capable of deciding if something is parody or not then it can't
105 1 5 13.762 0.073 51 0.02 14.065 0.071 215 0.005 17.377 0.058 15.12 0.066 2008 8 Someone's been resetting passwords for accounts over at CP, and not for the first time either. CP has cottoned onto the attack but further discussion is unlikely to be public, except for those older users that are coming back to report the password reset. (one user came back to leave a message on the anonymous IP's talk page (now deleted), and was banned for five years for using the word "asshat") All 22000 accounts have been affected. UPDATE: Jinx, in his own paranoid world swears that evil vis
106 5 9 13.676 0.366 51 0.098 14.065 0.355 215 0.023 17.388 0.288 15.128 0.331 2008 8 Saying that you're an atheist now counts as vandalism and gets you a five-year ban. (And no, he didn't have any other contribs and the deletion log also doesn't show anything.) Someone has confronted Andy about it, so we await the inevitable backpedaling with bated breath. Update:GASP! A rare sighting---an Aschlafly apology, long thought extinct. Update again: Ed Poor chimes in to suggest that the block was a result of Krazorian not using his real name. Uh, okay.
107 5 5 13.631 0.367 51 0.098 14.065 0.355 215 0.023 17.4 0.287 15.135 0.33 2008 8 Andy adds a touching story to the "Conservative Parables" entry... and of course has to ruin it by adding the mandatory "LIBERALS SUCK! GO TO HELL, YOU STUPID LIBERALS!" reminder at the end, alleging that they never gave him the recognition he deserved, in spite of the fact that they gave him a freakin' Nobel Prize (the most liberal of the liberal awards). But this allegation of his lack of recognition has a source: a paper by Andrew Schlafly esq.
110 6 8 13.548 0.443 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 17.434 0.344 15.156 0.396 2008 8 Ed Poor suspects sabotage... when there is none.
111 4 6 13.495 0.296 51 0.078 14.065 0.284 215 0.019 17.445 0.229 15.163 0.264 2008 8 This will end in tears. And a banhammering no doubt. (It's been deleted, of course.)
112 1 5 13.425 0.074 51 0.02 14.065 0.071 215 0.005 17.457 0.057 15.17 0.066 2008 8 Eddie Baby reverts every contribution from a user and places him on probation. Way to spot that parody Ed, but it helps when you stop someone who has done more than edit 4 talk pages
113 3 5 13.346 0.225 51 0.059 14.065 0.213 215 0.014 17.468 0.172 15.177 0.198 2008 8 The FBI isn't enough to stop the wandals, we need to make Ed head of the United States Department of Justice so he can bring the full force of the law down on those young punks.
114 17 17 13.269 1.281 51 0.333 14.065 1.209 215 0.079 17.48 0.973 15.184 1.12 2008 8 The battle rages on with PJR starting to lose his cool. Will Aschlafly lay down or banhammer PJR? Even big brother RSchlafly throws his weight in.
115 2 2 13.303 0.15 51 0.039 14.065 0.142 215 0.009 17.491 0.114 15.192 0.132 2008 8 Obama's latest platform: "Evil infanticide" (as opposed to the plethora of "non-evil infanticide")
116 24 26 13.2 1.818 51 0.471 14.065 1.706 215 0.112 17.502 1.371 15.199 1.579 2008 8 Regional brownouts are reported as Andy's new essay on Teaching Closed-Mindedness shorts out irony meters nationwide. (RW takedown in progress here.)
117 7 11 13.315 0.526 51 0.137 14.065 0.498 215 0.033 17.514 0.4 15.206 0.46 2008 8 Not just an encyclopedia. An impressive imperessive edifice of achievement.
118 25 25 13.295 1.88 51 0.49 14.065 1.777 215 0.116 17.525 1.427 15.213 1.643 2008 8 Bugler just took a big step towards becoming the next TK. Or getting banned as a parodist. Update Mr Klein (who he) extends the proposed ban. Oops! It'd kick Bungler off.
119 18 18 13.398 1.343 51 0.353 14.065 1.28 215 0.084 17.537 1.026 15.22 1.183 2008 8 Apparently, 3/4 of Americans believe they have the right to demand divine intervention from their doctors.
121 25 25 13.439 1.86 51 0.49 14.065 1.777 215 0.116 17.56 1.424 15.234 1.641 2008 8 Bitter much, Lemonpeel?
122 6 8 13.539 0.443 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 17.571 0.341 15.241 0.394 2008 8 Ed Poor is always on top of his game. Ed puts a user on probation for warning Lemonpeel things like below happen. Problem is, he was banned two weeks ago, for telling Ed to fuck off for doing this sort of thing.
123 19 21 13.491 1.408 51 0.373 14.065 1.351 215 0.088 17.582 1.081 15.249 1.246 2008 8 PJR finally pwns Andy. Update: Andy doesn't want to play anymore.
124 10 10 13.556 0.738 51 0.196 14.065 0.711 215 0.047 17.594 0.568 15.256 0.655 2008 8 Andy's newest example of Liberal Bias: Refusing to join me in tangential Obama-bashing. Refusing to admit the truth in debate. Update: This will not end well.
125 13 13 13.525 0.961 51 0.255 14.065 0.924 215 0.06 17.605 0.738 15.263 0.852 2008 8 Another example of Conservapedia debate: Point: this doesn't fit your model, Stephen Fry did not attend state schools Counterpoint: If it's in England, it's liberal.
126 6 6 13.521 0.444 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 17.617 0.341 15.27 0.393 2008 8 Crocoite: "Have you reviewed my News Guidelines? Post here if you have comments or suggestions! ... Except for you, you evil liberal who dares to suggest that our headlines should reflect what the cited articles actually say!"
127 -1 5 13.458 -0.074 51 -0.02 14.065 -0.071 215 -0.005 17.628 -0.057 15.277 -0.065 2008 8 So, which one of us is Ed Poor?Lalalala I can't hear you! Mr. NathanG, I declare it is Ed Poor!
128 0 4 13.388 0 51 0 14.065 0 215 0 17.64 0 15.284 0 2008 8 While it's nice that Conservapedia posted an RIP for a Democratic Congresswoman in their news section, do they realize it is not in line with their guidelines? Or do dead liberals count as positive news items for conservatives?
129 18 18 13.311 1.352 51 0.353 14.065 1.28 215 0.084 17.651 1.02 15.292 1.177 2008 8 RW Conspiracy theory of the day: Did Andy buy up stock in Irony Meter repair companies before posting this?
130 12 12 13.35 0.899 51 0.235 14.065 0.853 215 0.056 17.662 0.679 15.299 0.784 2008 8 Resident dickhead and certified bucket loader Ed Poor is on an asshole spree tonight. Blocking PhineasBogg for inserting true information 8 months ago, Jaguar for asking sensible questions on a talk page and a bogus 90/10, and Foxtrot for knowing more about math than him (which should earn a ban for everyone on CP). "Math teacher", sure Ed. A real math teacher would have the most basic understanding of ratios. Like, say, a 90/10 ratio?
131 0 14 13.339 0 51 0 14.065 0 215 0 17.674 0 15.306 0 2008 8 You just can't get any more concise than that.
132 8 8 13.344 0.6 51 0.157 14.065 0.569 215 0.037 17.685 0.452 15.313 0.522 2008 8 That's right, from now on contributing to a mathematics article with something Ed doesn't understand makes you a parodist. UPDATE:This is what Ed thinks is a complete article on a maths topic.
133 18 20 13.302 1.353 51 0.353 14.065 1.28 215 0.084 17.697 1.017 15.32 1.175 2008 8 Bugler on atheists: "there will be no witch-hunt - what I am proposing is a selective cull".
134 11 11 13.354 0.824 51 0.216 14.065 0.782 215 0.051 17.708 0.621 15.327 0.718 2008 8 In perhaps the biggest WTF moment of his career as CP's biggest idiot, Ed Poor advocates banning people who make ideologically conservative edits. Ed, you can start with yourself, and then have a chat with the guys who wrote this.
135 7 9 13.336 0.525 51 0.137 14.065 0.498 215 0.033 17.72 0.395 15.335 0.456 2008 8 Andy's response to being proven wrong - Liberals always take things too literally
136 19 19 13.302 1.428 51 0.373 14.065 1.351 215 0.088 17.731 1.072 15.342 1.238 2008 8 Andy points out that a high student-to-teacher ratio is better than a low one, in part, because of the increased opportunity for students to socialize. Teachers who believe otherwise are self-serving.
137 7 9 13.346 0.524 51 0.137 14.065 0.498 215 0.033 17.742 0.395 15.349 0.456 2008 8 Oh Alas, why do I even bother debating with you if you don't even believe in classroom prayer?
138 6 8 13.313 0.451 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 17.754 0.338 15.356 0.391 2008 8 Corry obviously hasn't been around too long. This is something we frequently wonder.
139 8 10 13.273 0.603 51 0.157 14.065 0.569 215 0.037 17.765 0.45 15.363 0.521 2008 8 C'mon Deborah, as if anyone on CP will look up this term.
140 12 12 13.248 0.906 51 0.235 14.065 0.853 215 0.056 17.777 0.675 15.371 0.781 2008 8 Ding! Ding! Ding! Seconds out! PJR squares up to Andy again. Update PJR strikes another blow. And another.
141 12 14 13.239 0.906 51 0.235 14.065 0.853 215 0.056 17.788 0.675 15.378 0.78 2008 8 Wikiproject: Religion...wherein Conservapedia discusses such weighty matters as faith, the nature of God, and card games about elves and faeries.
142 9 15 13.244 0.68 51 0.176 14.065 0.64 215 0.042 17.799 0.506 15.385 0.585 2008 8 The leader is being obliterated in open debate by a Negro no less...... Let's ban him quick before any more damage is done.
143 16 18 13.257 1.207 51 0.314 14.065 1.138 215 0.074 17.811 0.898 15.392 1.039 2008 8 Shorter Conservative: You're totally pwning me, so I'll fail basic reading comprehension and ask you to prove something you never said or meant, hoping you don't notice I ignored the rest. That'll make me look smart, right?
146 12 22 13.292 0.903 51 0.235 14.065 0.853 215 0.056 17.845 0.672 15.414 0.779 2008 8 Honest Andy "trims a quote" to make it look worse. Well done, Jesus would be proud. Update: MVito starts an edit war, gets a warning and, after goatse-ing Andy's talk page (note, the link only shows the "missing" diff), will likely be reported to the FBI.
147 21 21 13.355 1.572 51 0.412 14.065 1.493 215 0.098 17.857 1.176 15.421 1.362 2008 8 Solid proof that DinsdaleP was winning an argument. How cleverly deceitful of DinsdaleP to be a sock of ScottLang by registering Dinsdale MONTHS before!!!11! Update I'll be damned! He's back! Update Again Gone again (for a week)
148 15 15 13.41 1.119 51 0.294 14.065 1.066 215 0.07 17.868 0.839 15.428 0.972 2008 8 TerryH wades into the Mire of Unconvincing Arguments. Summary: aliens couldn't possibly exist because they'd need an extra Jesus, and UFOs are false prophets/signs of the End TimesTM. An intrepid soul happens to mention that there is water on Mars. Response: of course, you fool! Everything is made of water! (Plus waffle)
149 7 7 13.421 0.522 51 0.137 14.065 0.498 215 0.033 17.879 0.392 15.436 0.453 2008 8 When all those sissy MSM are still waiting for an announcement, Conservapedia can guarantee you that the Democratic VP candidate will be Evan Bayh. Bayh was picked because of his support of abortion and that's it. We know this is true, our source is the always reliable Drudge Report. Ok, maybe he won't be the candidate, but it's only because the Democrats can't win his home state Update: And it was most likely the fault of the Obama campaign, anyway.
150 40 40 13.376 2.99 51 0.784 14.065 2.844 215 0.186 17.891 2.236 15.443 2.59 2008 8 Despite the photographic evidence and first person accounts, Andy refuses to fall for Barack Obama's "birth certificate." He's right. With the official number blocked out, that could be any Barack Hussein Obama II born in Honolulu at 7:24pm August 4, 1961 to Ann Dunham (Caucasian) and Barack Hussein Obama (African). UPDATE But now there's a picture with the number. Wriggle, Andy, wriggle. UPDATE WITH EXTRA NUTS Apparently Jpatt (with Andy's approval) thinks this nutbar is more credible because
151 5 11 13.563 0.369 51 0.098 14.065 0.355 215 0.023 17.902 0.279 15.45 0.324 2008 8 Tweaking...tweaking, there! Perfeckt!
153 11 13 13.545 0.812 51 0.216 14.065 0.782 215 0.051 17.925 0.614 15.465 0.711 2008 8 Beavis meets Butt-head
154 39 41 13.542 2.88 51 0.765 14.065 2.773 215 0.181 17.937 2.174 15.472 2.521 2008 8 First they went after the liberals. Then came the atheists. Then the evolutionists. Then... people who were good at math. And now, apparently having run out of targets, Ed bans a guy for trying to add noncontroversial info about ants.
155 5 9 13.731 0.364 51 0.098 14.065 0.355 215 0.023 17.948 0.279 15.479 0.323 2008 8 Oh, Andy! Your balls are so tasty! No Bugler, yours taste of honey!
156 20 22 13.699 1.46 51 0.392 14.065 1.422 215 0.093 17.959 1.114 15.486 1.291 2008 8 Ed. Stop. I will die.
157 11 11 13.755 0.8 51 0.216 14.065 0.782 215 0.051 17.971 0.612 15.494 0.71 2008 8 You know you're going overboard when even Weird Ed Moon tells you to cool it.
158 5 9 13.736 0.364 51 0.098 14.065 0.355 215 0.023 17.982 0.278 15.501 0.323 2008 8 Obama's team made fraudulent signs to misrepresent something for their own gain. Good thing Republicans don't do that .
159 7 7 13.705 0.511 51 0.137 14.065 0.498 215 0.033 17.994 0.389 15.508 0.451 2008 8 At this point, it's impossible to tell whether Croco is just an idiot or an asshole: Even liberals can sign up for the News Wikiproject now... but of course, they will still be ignored and banned from the project if they dare to suggest news that don't bash liberals or praise conservatives.
160 15 17 13.66 1.098 51 0.294 14.065 1.066 215 0.07 18.005 0.833 15.516 0.967 2008 8 The truth? It is silly. (UPDATE: the entire page history was nuked by Andy. This must have been very silly indeed.)
161 13 15 13.682 0.95 51 0.255 14.065 0.924 215 0.06 18.017 0.722 15.523 0.837 2008 8 Desperate to control and silence the possibly feminist message of Eowyn, Lady of Rohan, in Lord of the Rings, Ed removes tell of her deeds, then misunderstands it and takes it as an excuse to block/whitewash. Appreciating literature: ur doin it wrong. Ed read LOTR 8 times. And brags about it. It explains so much.
162 0 22 13.691 0 51 0 14.065 0 215 0 18.028 0 15.53 0 2008 8 Mental illness caused by Liberal teachings strikes again
163 16 16 13.745 1.164 51 0.314 14.065 1.138 215 0.074 18.039 0.887 15.537 1.03 2008 8 Andy "Cleans" Conservapedia: Scrub Deceit, Rinse Deceit, and Repeat with "Mental Illness and Liberal Teachings"
164 -4 24 13.76 -0.291 51 -0.078 14.065 -0.284 215 -0.019 18.051 -0.222 15.545 -0.257 2008 8 Tired of thinking of a reason to block someone? CP has got you covered with their own random block reason generator!
165 37 37 13.826 2.676 51 0.725 14.065 2.631 215 0.172 18.062 2.048 15.552 2.379 2008 8 Uh oh, confronting abuse! Quick, support the abuse with more, by initializing threats and intimidation! Jirby unfortunately doesn't understand how things work, and that "MYOB or you will be blocked" is actually "advice". Update: DLerner pipes up and mud gets thrown as PJR and DeanS squabble over Jirby's block. More: It's block war!PJR: Rebuttal? There was none.DeanS: If you have nothing new to say, throw them off with something WAY too long.Bugler has some respectful suggestions for PJR.LearnTo
166 6 14 13.974 0.429 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 18.074 0.332 15.559 0.386 2008 8 A bold embrace of new technology to empower regular people with knowledge straight from the source? Nope, just a silly stunt.
167 -8 40 13.975 -0.572 51 -0.157 14.065 -0.569 215 -0.037 18.085 -0.442 15.567 -0.514 2008 8 Jinx hi Jinx! tries to be witty while giving a block, fails.
168 46 50 14.139 3.253 51 0.902 14.065 3.27 215 0.214 18.097 2.542 15.574 2.954 2008 8 Understanding that most library users are liberal, Jinx hi Jinx! wisely blocks the ip address of user logging on at a library. "Actions have consequences."
169 3 11 14.365 0.209 51 0.059 14.065 0.213 215 0.014 18.108 0.166 15.581 0.193 2008 8 Who says conservatives don't have a sense of humour?
170 18 22 14.344 1.255 51 0.353 14.065 1.28 215 0.084 18.119 0.993 15.588 1.155 2008 8 CP's idea of a quality education team: A guy who barely remembers yesterday, a user currently blocked for a month, and a teenager.
171 26 30 14.391 1.807 51 0.51 14.065 1.849 215 0.121 18.131 1.434 15.596 1.667 2008 8 RationalWiki: Possessed by vile spirits and sowing seeds of wickedness all over town
172 2 6 14.488 0.138 51 0.039 14.065 0.142 215 0.009 18.142 0.11 15.603 0.128 2008 8 It took over a year and two months for SharonS's talk page to become unlocked. To follow the lulz memory trail, this link shows Andy stating "one's talk page is his castle" while he removes edits.
173 22 22 14.436 1.524 51 0.431 14.065 1.564 215 0.102 18.154 1.212 15.61 1.409 2008 8 Jinxmchue Hi Jinx! eats too much liquorice and decides he can name any old rubbish after himself. UPDATE: Oh God, there's more...
174 6 10 14.482 0.414 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 18.165 0.33 15.618 0.384 2008 8 How does someone get to be a surprise pick and a front runner at the same time? Only in Andyland.
175 8 14 14.455 0.553 51 0.157 14.065 0.569 215 0.037 18.177 0.44 15.625 0.512 2008 8 Even a sentence supported by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) can get removed by Andy.
176 20 20 14.452 1.384 51 0.392 14.065 1.422 215 0.093 18.188 1.1 15.632 1.279 2008 8 Obama's SOUL is at the controls and is going warp speed. You don't even want to know what the corporeal part of him is doing. And Chicago has, like, OMG, 50 mosques!
177 3 5 14.485 0.207 51 0.059 14.065 0.213 215 0.014 18.199 0.165 15.64 0.192 2008 8 A naive new user aims to correct gasp ERRORS in the atheism article! (Say it ain't so!) Yeah. Good luck with that.
178 20 20 14.429 1.386 51 0.392 14.065 1.422 215 0.093 18.211 1.098 15.647 1.278 2008 8 Smilin' Unka Ed defines a new policy: "please don't confuse Ed".
179 6 6 14.462 0.415 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 18.222 0.329 15.654 0.383 2008 8 As people desperately try to work on the News Project's ever-growing list of Wanted Pages, Croco realizes that "this is fun"
180 15 15 14.412 1.041 51 0.294 14.065 1.066 215 0.07 18.234 0.823 15.662 0.958 2008 8 Ed teaches us how to write an article. Actually that is so good I'll make an article on it.
181 13 13 14.415 0.902 51 0.255 14.065 0.924 215 0.06 18.245 0.713 15.669 0.83 2008 8 Question: how is the make of one's car relevant to Professor Values? Oh, that explains it.
182 16 16 14.407 1.111 51 0.314 14.065 1.138 215 0.074 18.256 0.876 15.676 1.021 2008 8 Uncle Ed says "Just Say No" to kissing.
183 -5 11 14.416 -0.347 51 -0.098 14.065 -0.355 215 -0.023 18.268 -0.274 15.684 -0.319 2008 8 LearnTogether brings us another conservative insight - American Indians have a historic problem laying off the firewater.
184 8 8 14.397 0.556 51 0.157 14.065 0.569 215 0.037 18.279 0.438 15.691 0.51 2008 8 Jacksmith: You can't equivocate [sic] abortion to infanticide. Bugler: we don't tolerate supporters of infanticide here mister. Andy: We don't censor here. DeanS: That essay is inappropriate
185 13 13 14.36 0.905 51 0.255 14.065 0.924 215 0.06 18.291 0.711 15.699 0.828 2008 8 Aschlafly insists on labeling public schools "atheistic" rather than "secular"...in a continuing vendetta against the godless...And when User:Human tries again, ditto. Could this be the beginning of an epic edit war?? Update: Andy gives Human a stern warning, which Human meekly accepts. But that's not enough for HenryS! Update: "Hurr hurr hurr..." Even Updater Lyin' Ed decides a warning by the owner of the site and a block by a frustrated Dane aren't enough, and warns him again. See also talk p
186 6 6 14.352 0.418 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 18.302 0.328 15.706 0.382 2008 8 Why are you on CP? Well, hopefully because you want to WORK WORK WORK! After all, asking about details of your recovery from a permaban (as well as setting the record straight) will only lead to another permaban!
187 6 6 14.305 0.419 51 0.118 14.065 0.427 215 0.028 18.314 0.328 15.713 0.382 2008 8 Yo, Ed! The phrase is "STOP or I'll shoot, not "STOP then I'll shoot!
188 3 5 14.258 0.21 51 0.059 14.065 0.213 215 0.014 18.325 0.164 15.721 0.191 2008 8 Not News:Ed deletes a User Page. News:The user was banned almost a month ago. FARK:He then issues a warning on the talk page.
192 13 13 14.207 0.915 51 0.255 14.065 0.924 215 0.06 18.371 0.708 15.75 0.825 2008 8 Oh, DirkB... He asks for clarification about Ed's edit - and Ed withdraws the welcome and places the user on "probation". Dirk returns fire and withdraws his thanks - only to be month-hammered and fully reverted. Here too. Update Loyal toadie Bodhan Henry comes along and makes it permanent, with a little fib of his own. Full circle: Philip fixes the very thing that Dirk initially criticized.
193 7 9 14.2 0.493 51 0.137 14.065 0.498 215 0.033 18.382 0.381 15.758 0.444 2008 8 A new Mystery!TM "How far can I bend the truth?"
194 2 6 14.171 0.141 51 0.039 14.065 0.142 215 0.009 18.394 0.109 15.765 0.127 2008 8 Poor Croc Dean...he really doesn't follow the news, does he? Philip also missed the memo, it appears...
195 8 8 14.126 0.566 51 0.157 14.065 0.569 215 0.037 18.405 0.435 15.772 0.507 2008 8 Ed Poor, stats guru
196 9 9 14.093 0.639 51 0.176 14.065 0.64 215 0.042 18.416 0.489 15.78 0.57 2008 8 Andy says Obama was "perhaps never" called Barry. See Andy, this is why, we don't trust you.
197 32 36 14.065 2.275 51 0.627 23.81 1.344 225 0.142 18.428 1.737 15.787 2.027 2008 9 Well. That's thatimg, I guess.
198 15 23 14.184 1.058 51 0.294 23.81 0.63 225 0.067 18.439 0.813 15.795 0.95 2008 9 Andy takes time out from bashing public schools and smearing Obama to tell an editor that "Conservapedia is not the place to grind an aximg".
199 5 9 14.231 0.351 51 0.098 23.81 0.21 225 0.022 18.451 0.271 15.802 0.316 2008 9 Constructive criticism and cooperation on CP: "All the pointsimg not written by meimg are crapimg." Update: Most non-Andy points are quickly removedimg without further discussion.
200 15 17 14.203 1.056 51 0.294 23.81 0.63 225 0.067 18.462 0.812 15.809 0.949 2008 9 Aschlafly, attorney for "medical group" Association of American Physicians and Surgeons, brings up discredited anti-Gardasil arguments as reason for a new #1 example of bias in Wikipediaimg. He also tries to debunk Wikipedia's claims that are supported by: Associated Press and BioMed Central.
201 14 16 14.218 0.985 51 0.275 23.81 0.588 225 0.062 18.474 0.758 15.817 0.885 2008 9 Conservative Timing: Just in time for the KAL 007 anniversary (between Aug 31 and Sep 1), the KAL 007 article is not the Featured Articleimg anymore.
202 47 49 14.228 3.303 51 0.922 23.81 1.974 225 0.209 18.485 2.543 15.824 2.97 2008 9 Andy ♥ Augustoimg. Update: PaulM ♥ Hitlerimg, but that doesn't go over quite as wellimg.
203 7 9 14.411 0.486 51 0.137 23.81 0.294 225 0.031 18.496 0.378 15.832 0.442 2008 9 Evangelical or not, Andy reachesimg a new ironymeter high.
204 9 13 14.382 0.626 51 0.176 23.81 0.378 225 0.04 18.508 0.486 15.839 0.568 2008 9 Professional sycophant Bugly proposesimg teh "Conservapedia Day", and Andy loves itimg. (PS, it was Nov. 21, 2006)
205 19 23 14.375 1.322 51 0.373 23.81 0.798 225 0.084 18.519 1.026 15.846 1.199 2008 9 Andy to Interiot: "Thanks for your help, but have you done all you can to demonize liberals today?"img
207 11 13 14.42 0.763 51 0.216 23.81 0.462 225 0.049 18.542 0.593 15.861 0.694 2008 9 The cops invading your home to arrest you because you have weapons of gun: a dictatorial act of tyranny that one should never allow. The cops invading your home to arrest you for having duct tape, slingshots, empty bottles, rags, metal pipe, bolt cutters, krytponite locks, sledge hammers and numerous other things you probably have many of?img A-okay!
208 58 58 14.412 4.024 51 1.137 23.81 2.436 225 0.258 18.554 3.126 15.869 3.655 2008 9 Karajou QUITSimg. PJR wonders "was it something I said?" Moer: Bungler pours oil on troubled watersimg
209 25 25 14.636 1.708 58 0.431 23.81 1.05 225 0.111 18.565 1.347 15.876 1.575 2008 9 "We've always excluded [gossip]<sup>img</sup> like that from the beginning of this site". Removing "gossip" (explicitly confirmed by Sarah Palin) about a Republican gets a pat on the backimg. Removing gossipimg from a Democratic entry: Godspeed!
210 11 23 14.689 0.749 58 0.19 23.81 0.462 225 0.049 18.576 0.592 15.884 0.693 2008 9 Andy Schlafly Presents: "Greatest Myths of American Historyimg" in an attempt to discredit dem dec33tful publick skool hisstury kla553z. If it doesn't fit the "Christian nation/right Republicans/pro-capitalist" worldview, then it's bias, never fact.
211 -6 22 14.731 -0.407 58 -0.103 23.81 -0.252 225 -0.027 18.588 -0.323 15.891 -0.378 2008 9 In a true moment of WTF, Deborah (once again?) dominates the Recent Changes: 49 out of 50 changes are hers.
212 6 14 14.768 0.406 58 0.103 23.81 0.252 225 0.027 18.599 0.323 15.899 0.377 2008 9 Ed Poor might be the only CP sysop who manages to turn his own talk page into a quotemineimg while archiving.img
213 17 19 14.764 1.151 58 0.293 23.81 0.714 225 0.076 18.611 0.913 15.906 1.069 2008 9 I'm sorry Master, I wasn't able to write as many new stubs as usual, but I made sure a lot of more useful contributors can't write them eitherimg. Shucks, Ed, before I turn off editing for the night, "thanks for the significant contributions!img" Good night, and good luck.
214 16 18 14.785 1.082 58 0.276 23.81 0.672 225 0.071 18.622 0.859 15.913 1.005 2008 9 Act III, wherein hilarity ensues as detective Bohdan gathers all suspects into the state room and pulls an accusation directly out of his ass. He is then schooled in the fine art of logic by..... Phillip Rayment the 1st?img.
215 15 21 14.801 1.013 58 0.259 23.81 0.63 225 0.067 18.634 0.805 15.921 0.942 2008 9 Looks like "Rebuplican" [sic] Ed's been hitting the boozeimg. "Cleraly" [sic] we should not "TOLERATE this knuckleheads" [sic].
216 25 27 14.832 1.686 58 0.431 23.81 1.05 225 0.111 18.645 1.341 15.928 1.57 2008 9 BrianCo decides to illustrate the Achilles articleimg with pron then takes twoimg attemptsimg to make it family-friendly.
217 19 19 14.892 1.276 58 0.328 23.81 0.798 225 0.084 18.656 1.018 15.936 1.192 2008 9 Andy spins improves the entry on Sarah Palin by pointing out that her critics are liberalsimg. Who'd have guessed the Republican State House Speaker and her Republican campaign coordinator in Ketchikan were liberals? [1]img
218 29 31 14.912 1.945 58 0.5 23.81 1.218 225 0.129 18.668 1.553 15.943 1.819 2008 9 Andy's great insights: John Schlafly's homosexualityimg is actually gossip!img
219 15 17 14.99 1.001 58 0.259 23.81 0.63 225 0.067 18.679 0.803 15.951 0.94 2008 9 Andy: it is not Palin's conservative values that are to blame for her daughter's pregnancy, it is the indoctrination by her public schoolimg. The same schools that people like Palin and Andy would rather not allow to teach birth control. Never mind that Paris Hilton, America's favorite spoiled rich & sexually promiscuous socialite, went to private school
220 53 57 15 3.533 58 0.914 23.81 2.226 225 0.236 18.691 2.836 15.958 3.321 2008 9 In other words - "Girls should just be quiet and bake more cookiesimg"
221 12 14 15.203 0.789 58 0.207 23.81 0.504 225 0.053 18.702 0.642 15.966 0.752 2008 9 Andy has just had enoughimg of unruly homeschoolers.
222 21 23 15.197 1.382 58 0.362 23.81 0.882 225 0.093 18.713 1.122 15.973 1.315 2008 9 SilvioB: "Please, no gossip, as per the rules. Instead, stick with mathematics, which you say you're good at."img Ed Poor: "I do what I wantimg, so fuck you."img UPDATE Belgian commits wiki-suicideimg, and Moar suicide, calls outimg Unca Ed.
223 21 23 15.234 1.378 58 0.362 23.81 0.882 225 0.093 18.725 1.122 15.981 1.314 2008 9 Add multiplicationimg to the ever-growing list of things Ed Poor doesn't understand. Also, fuck youimg if you're new to multiplication!
224 3 11 15.271 0.196 58 0.052 23.81 0.126 225 0.013 18.736 0.16 15.988 0.188 2008 9 Noted masochist sysop editor peon HelpJazz, haz returned!img Or his account haz been hacked
225 12 14 15.251 0.787 58 0.207 23.81 0.504 225 0.053 18.748 0.64 15.996 0.75 2008 9 Bungler can't make up his mindimg, but settles on ignoring his own name. Ronde V sounds real enough next to Bungle R... Update:MOAR!img Goggle S, nice name!
226 31 37 15.245 2.033 58 0.534 23.81 1.302 225 0.138 18.759 1.653 16.003 1.937 2008 9 Like you're from Arkansas?img
227 7 11 15.347 0.456 58 0.121 23.81 0.294 225 0.031 18.771 0.373 16.011 0.437 2008 9 Bungler blocks Gogglesimg but isn't Gogglesimg actually the POWERFULimg BethanySimg returned for the new term? UPDATE - The ever-delightful Bethany gives the all-clearimg and Bungler apologisesimg.
228 18 24 15.327 1.174 58 0.31 23.81 0.756 225 0.08 18.782 0.958 16.018 1.124 2008 9 Ed, you really are a complete bastardimg. UPDATE Yes, a total assholeimg AGAIN A fully fledged scumbag!img FINALLY You utter Fuck-Face!img
229 9 17 15.367 0.586 58 0.155 23.81 0.378 225 0.04 18.793 0.479 16.026 0.562 2008 9 Parodist name gets changedimg, suspicions are raised. HenryS/Bohdan attempts to connect the dotsimg, but later sincerely apologizesimg for his mistake. Ed divides by zero and fires off a writing planimg and a whole-hearted "fuck you"img, better safe than sorry.
230 11 15 15.375 0.715 58 0.19 23.81 0.462 225 0.049 18.805 0.585 16.033 0.686 2008 9 If there's anything that gets admins excited enough to lure them back, it's teh banhammerimg. Karajou returns.
231 3 11 15.373 0.195 58 0.052 23.81 0.126 225 0.013 18.816 0.159 16.041 0.187 2008 9 Can you feel the love?img
232 10 14 15.353 0.651 58 0.172 23.81 0.42 225 0.044 18.828 0.531 16.048 0.623 2008 9 In a shining example of how the CP Admin Complaints Desk works, a complainant is told by Bugler to drop itimg... no doubt teh 'or else' is yet to come.
233 12 14 15.347 0.782 58 0.207 23.81 0.504 225 0.053 18.839 0.637 16.056 0.747 2008 9 What to do with thisimg recognizedimg bit of parody? Improveimg it, of course.
234 16 20 15.341 1.043 58 0.276 23.81 0.672 225 0.071 18.851 0.849 16.063 0.996 2008 9 Jinx hi Jinx! When RedState doesn't praise Sarah Palin enough, just quotemine itimg for the parts that you like. Don't worry about those who call attention to the quote mining, they are just "... protest[ing]<sup>img</sup> (and quibble[ing]) too much.".
235 17 17 15.362 1.107 58 0.293 23.81 0.714 225 0.076 18.862 0.901 16.071 1.058 2008 9 Who knows what caused this hostilityimg? Not even Kettle knows, but he calls his bluffimg (Bureaucrats can change user rights). Don't mess with Future Son-In-Lawâ„¢, Petty-Officer Seaman Karajouimg!
236 0 8 15.369 0 58 0 23.81 0 225 0 18.873 0 16.079 0 2008 9 Calling "an institution of a democratic state" fascist is namecallingimg, except when someone we likeimg does it. Then it's "factually correct and therefore okay".
237 12 20 15.336 0.782 58 0.207 23.81 0.504 225 0.053 18.885 0.635 16.086 0.746 2008 9 Did anyone else just feel a strange chillimg?
238 2 10 15.357 0.13 58 0.034 23.81 0.084 225 0.009 18.896 0.106 16.094 0.124 2008 9 Okay...img but do you realize whereimg you'reimg posting constitutes an irony meter replacement?
239 22 26 15.333 1.435 58 0.379 23.81 0.924 225 0.098 18.908 1.164 16.101 1.366 2008 9 "In The News" goes from using "News Sources"img, to opinion columnsimg, to blogsimg. And now, the bottom of the barrel: blog COMMENTS!img Guess a "Man On The Street" wasn't available.
240 2 6 15.381 0.13 58 0.034 23.81 0.084 225 0.009 18.919 0.106 16.109 0.124 2008 9 There is a processimg to remove newly created articles from this list, but we don't know what it is, yet.img UPDATE: Okay, NOW we doimg but we have [apparently] forgotten how to lock pages.
241 8 20 15.339 0.522 58 0.138 23.81 0.336 225 0.036 18.931 0.423 16.116 0.496 2008 9 This featured articleimg reads like the work of a ten year old. Try reading the second sentence! Compare with Wikipedia's entry on the same subject.
242 11 15 15.36 0.716 58 0.19 23.81 0.462 225 0.049 18.942 0.581 16.124 0.682 2008 9 Great ideaimg Andy! And when McCain is asked how many homes he has, he can reply "he isn't running for real estate agent."img I'm sure THAT will go over great with voters!
243 11 13 15.358 0.716 58 0.19 23.81 0.462 225 0.049 18.953 0.58 16.131 0.682 2008 9 Family-friendlyimg, indeed. Oh, and Conservative wants something different than English on CP? Har!
244 26 28 15.348 1.694 58 0.448 23.81 1.092 225 0.116 18.965 1.371 16.139 1.611 2008 9 Another Andy original.img Update: Same procedure as every year: Talk pageimg pwnage, complete with revertimg, blockimg, whitewashingimg and block warningimg - to be continued, most likely.
245 8 10 15.403 0.519 58 0.138 23.81 0.336 225 0.036 18.976 0.422 16.147 0.495 2008 9 Crack open the champagne, its Conservapedia Day!img And insiders hintimg that there will be a new sysop! Ah, wait, THREEimg new sysops!
246 14 16 15.379 0.91 58 0.241 23.81 0.588 225 0.062 18.988 0.737 16.154 0.867 2008 9 Andy "Space Expert" Schlafly (aided by Foxtrot) strikes again: "Atheist science can't explain the Gaseous Planetary Envelopes!"
247 8 10 15.382 0.52 58 0.138 23.81 0.336 225 0.036 18.999 0.421 16.162 0.495 2008 9 Andy must be referring to a differentimg Pinochet from that the rest of the world knows. Maybe Bob Mugabe is next on his "in" list
248 4 8 15.359 0.26 58 0.069 23.81 0.168 225 0.018 19.011 0.21 16.169 0.247 2008 9 TerryH, a racist?img Naww..... but does he know the article's historyimg? UPDATE: Another victory for the Freedom of Speech!img
249 20 22 15.328 1.305 58 0.345 23.81 0.84 225 0.089 19.022 1.051 16.177 1.236 2008 9 Margery Campbell, who once beggedimg to be removed, as she couldn't disobey her husband, clearly decides Andy isn't much of a man, and gets meanimg. UPDATE Her son apologisesimg for his comments.
250 -1 15 15.356 -0.065 58 -0.017 23.81 -0.042 225 -0.004 19.033 -0.053 16.184 -0.062 2008 9 As much as we'd hoped otherwise, PJR comes out and shows he is indeed a card-carrying member of the Goon Squadimg
251 9 13 15.354 0.586 58 0.155 23.81 0.378 225 0.04 19.045 0.473 16.192 0.556 2008 9 Dunno how to tell you this, hon, but Andy and crew would rather turn kids into the formerimg. Probably women too, if they can manage.
252 28 32 15.345 1.825 58 0.483 23.81 1.176 225 0.124 19.056 1.469 16.2 1.728 2008 9 Andy delves into the conservative world of dietingimg. Coming soon: CP Pilates, and an Andy Exercise Video, "You can lose 20 pounds while sitting at your computer all day making up shit!"
253 28 30 15.414 1.817 58 0.483 23.81 1.176 225 0.124 19.068 1.468 16.207 1.728 2008 9 Conservapedians agree: for the sake of the Palin family, don't vote for McCain-Palin!img
254 1 7 15.475 0.065 58 0.017 23.81 0.042 225 0.004 19.079 0.052 16.215 0.062 2008 9 Uh, Ken? Leaving aside how childish thisimg makes you look, the fact is puffer fish, even ones of questionable copyright, can't sing.
255 11 13 15.44 0.712 58 0.19 23.81 0.462 225 0.049 19.091 0.576 16.222 0.678 2008 9 Andy's template for responding to people who annoy him: A noun, a verb, and a new article-worthyimg insultimg. UPDATE: Make that a noun, a verb, a new article-worthy insult, and a rearguard blockimg.
256 -5 13 15.43 -0.324 58 -0.086 23.81 -0.21 225 -0.022 19.102 -0.262 16.23 -0.308 2008 9 PUFFER FISH UPDATE: Ken's keeping it simple.img Real simple.img
257 8 12 15.42 0.519 58 0.138 23.81 0.336 225 0.036 19.113 0.419 16.238 0.493 2008 9 Yeah, go find a real blogimg, ya hippie, and not one that pretends to be a wiki! Wait, that came out wrong. UPDATE: Apparently not a real encyclopediaimg either!
258 34 36 15.406 2.207 58 0.586 23.81 1.428 225 0.151 19.125 1.778 16.245 2.093 2008 9 No comment. No comment at all.img UPDATE Andy steps in with more of his undeniable logicimg which he proceeds to post on the main pageimg. Bigot much Andy?
259 10 12 15.49 0.646 58 0.172 23.81 0.42 225 0.044 19.136 0.523 16.253 0.615 2008 9 Ever get the impression that there is something wrong with Andyimg? Specifically, his mental health, which seems to be spending less time with him.
260 1 9 15.476 0.065 58 0.017 23.81 0.042 225 0.004 19.148 0.052 16.261 0.061 2008 9 HenryS gets right to the pointimg over thisimg
261 3 9 15.449 0.194 58 0.052 23.81 0.126 225 0.013 19.159 0.157 16.268 0.184 2008 9 And thisimg is from the guy who brags about his history class. God help the child.
262 10 16 15.423 0.648 58 0.172 23.81 0.42 225 0.044 19.17 0.522 16.276 0.614 2008 9 Good old Jinx hi Jinx! one ups Andy and shatters every irony meterimg in the lower 48 states
264 1 13 15.426 0.065 58 0.017 23.81 0.042 225 0.004 19.193 0.052 16.291 0.061 2008 9 PJR is a bit behind the times: After the Gallery has been boldly removedimg by the guy with the "Noimg Talkimg" gag order, Philip calmly reasonsimg with the guy who has just been blockedimg for a month.
265 2 24 15.416 0.13 58 0.034 23.81 0.084 225 0.009 19.205 0.104 16.299 0.123 2008 9 Welcome back, HelpJazz! Here, have some paranoiaimg to make you feel right at home. Update Apparently we are humourlessimg.
266 -3 23 15.45 -0.194 58 -0.052 23.81 -0.126 225 -0.013 19.216 -0.156 16.306 -0.184 2008 9 Wow!img Mercy on CP? What's next "Love a Liberal Day?"
267 -17 35 15.48 -1.098 58 -0.293 23.81 -0.714 225 -0.076 19.228 -0.884 16.314 -1.042 2008 9 NO HELP FOR YOU!img
268 5 41 15.557 0.321 58 0.086 23.81 0.21 225 0.022 19.239 0.26 16.322 0.306 2008 9 Another great encyclopedic entryimg
269 0 26 15.657 0 58 0 23.81 0 225 0 19.25 0 16.329 0 2008 9 Remember the kangaroo, which was "taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood"? And now, the way real scientists consider the kangaroo to have originated is considered "atheist and/or evolutionaryimg"
270 -7 27 15.698 -0.446 58 -0.121 23.81 -0.294 225 -0.031 19.262 -0.363 16.337 -0.428 2008 9 How about the week after NEVER!img
271 3 23 15.742 0.191 58 0.052 23.81 0.126 225 0.013 19.273 0.156 16.345 0.184 2008 9 Yes, we were wondering the exact same thingimg.
272 30 46 15.77 1.902 58 0.517 23.81 1.26 225 0.133 19.285 1.556 16.352 1.835 2008 9 Resident parodist Bugler has to make the hard choice. "Do I block the user who's in violation of the naming rules,img creating glaringly obviousimg parody articles and attacking other users?img or do I block the guy that's generally following the rules?"img The final choice is not surprisingimg UPDATE: He didn't do anything wrong, why did you block him?img Because I am a parodist and this site is too stupid to noticeimg MORE UPDATE:Longtime editor HelpJazz dares to question the responseimg and
273 25 45 15.888 1.574 58 0.431 23.81 1.05 225 0.111 19.296 1.296 16.36 1.528 2008 9 You smell that? Sanity, sonimg. Bethany shows the Assfly how executive power should be wielded, and has her eye firmly on that Bugler character!img Your correspondent must report that he is almost proud. *sniff*
274 16 22 16 1 58 0.276 23.81 0.672 225 0.071 19.308 0.829 16.368 0.978 2008 9 Bugler lets his mask slipimg while being confronted by PJR, but later comes to his sensesimg. Update Heavens to Betsey!img Is it getting positively negative in here, or what?
275 1 15 16.023 0.062 58 0.017 23.81 0.042 225 0.004 19.319 0.052 16.375 0.061 2008 9 You know your life is without meaning when you're reduced to being rearguardimg for a parodistimg.
276 17 23 16.019 1.061 58 0.293 23.81 0.714 225 0.076 19.33 0.879 16.383 1.038 2008 9 How to react to reportsimg of abuse, the Conservapedia way: Add to the abuse by banhammering the guyimg and then eraseimg all traces of the abuse report.
277 2 26 16.046 0.125 58 0.034 23.81 0.084 225 0.009 19.342 0.103 16.391 0.122 2008 9 Barack Obama has nothing to doimg with affirmative action...or does he?img
278 3 25 16.084 0.187 58 0.052 23.81 0.126 225 0.013 19.353 0.155 16.398 0.183 2008 9 Can there be any clearer proof that Bugler is a parodist than thisimg?
279 17 23 16.117 1.055 58 0.293 23.81 0.714 225 0.076 19.365 0.878 16.406 1.036 2008 9 What the f...?img Who's a naughty boy then?
280 5 17 16.143 0.31 58 0.086 23.81 0.21 225 0.022 19.376 0.258 16.414 0.305 2008 9 Conservapedian mercyimg? Not if you're a money-lending Jew. UPDATE: Buglerimg reads WIGO.
281 15 21 16.147 0.929 58 0.259 23.81 0.63 225 0.067 19.388 0.774 16.421 0.913 2008 9 BREAKING NEWS: Atheist biologist PZ Myers desecrated a eucharistimg! (Er, 7 weeks ago}
282 7 13 16.165 0.433 58 0.121 23.81 0.294 225 0.031 19.399 0.361 16.429 0.426 2008 9 What's better than a sysop stating that "Articles does not have to be large to be good enough."img (sic like whoa)? Easy: PJR replying that, indeed, size doesn't matterimg: "(that's why I wasn't concerned with the length of Sausage)". And better than that? A capslock reply.img
283 5 11 16.153 0.31 58 0.086 23.81 0.21 225 0.022 19.41 0.258 16.437 0.304 2008 9 How to get banned quickly: Point outimg that Ken's "article" is crap, contradictimg Andy, and engageimg in an edit-war with a sysop... all within half an hour. Update: LearnTogether doesn't play that wayimg.
284 4 14 16.134 0.248 58 0.069 23.81 0.168 225 0.018 19.422 0.206 16.445 0.243 2008 9 Fine, then. Be like that.img Update - Oh, it's on, bitch!img
285 19 25 16.126 1.178 58 0.328 23.81 0.798 225 0.084 19.433 0.978 16.452 1.155 2008 9 PJR comesimg (also check next diff for honesty) to Myers' defense. Whodathunkit? UPDATE: Not just a fluke!img
286 -13 21 16.159 -0.805 58 -0.224 23.81 -0.546 225 -0.058 19.445 -0.669 16.46 -0.79 2008 9 Has the LHC created a wormhole that has taken us to a parallel universe, or has Conservapedia actually fixed its Obama articleimg?
287 78 82 16.176 4.822 58 1.345 23.81 3.276 225 0.347 19.456 4.009 16.468 4.737 2008 9 Tired of watching a pic of Darwin in the Theory of Evolution article? Finally Conservative provided a better image and captionimg. UPDATE: Surely, such a pretty new picture deserves a spot on the Main Pageimg.
288 20 22 16.418 1.218 82 0.244 23.81 0.84 225 0.089 19.468 1.027 16.475 1.214 2008 9 When ordinary CP homophobia just doesn't go far enough, it's time for edit summaries like thisimg UPDATE: NathanG smacks him down with sanityimg.
289 15 17 16.438 0.913 82 0.183 23.81 0.63 225 0.067 19.479 0.77 16.483 0.91 2008 9 Heh, nobody'll notice my pet articles creeping up the listimg. Oh, shi-img
290 98 100 16.44 5.961 82 1.195 23.81 4.116 225 0.436 19.49 5.028 16.491 5.943 2008 9 Andy gets PWNED by PNAS.img Insta-Update Andy puts his own spinimg on the facts, UPDATE and gets PWNED AGAIN!img UPDATE Move along, nothing to see hereimg IMPORTANT NOTICE Only edits that agree with Andyimg will be allowed, under threat of the (largely defensive) weapon of block.img
291 8 14 16.743 0.478 100 0.08 23.81 0.336 225 0.036 19.502 0.41 16.499 0.485 2008 9 Conservative gets a sudden bout of near-sanityimg, but thankfully it passes quicklyimg. PS, hey, Kendoll, you idiot, your images and headers aren't "playing well together" - do you ever check to see what your crappy edits looks like in a "browser"?
292 53 61 16.733 3.167 100 0.53 23.81 2.226 225 0.236 19.513 2.716 16.506 3.211 2008 9 "Andy, I have some questionsimg. And do you really think you can just ignore any criticism you don't like? Oh, I seeimg. UPDATE: "Why did you revert my comment?"img "La la can't hear you."img "That doesn't make sense."img "So's your face!img MORE: Sensing inconvenient truthsimg, Bugler comes to Andy's aid. Take that, Toffersimg, Get stuffed, Buggersimg. AND: "Plz to stop the censorship kthxbye?"img. "Do not want."img IT GOES ON: Disagreeing with Andy, no matter what way you phrase it, is verbote
293 15 21 16.892 0.888 100 0.15 23.81 0.63 225 0.067 19.525 0.768 16.514 0.908 2008 9 Cripes, get a roomimg, you two! (Reference links to put this make-out session into perspective: Croco doesn't allowimg discussion before a news item is posted, and Dirk (who apparently was a conservative) went backimg to Wikipedia.) UPDATE: And he's blocked.img
294 18 20 16.907 1.065 100 0.18 23.81 0.756 225 0.08 19.536 0.921 16.522 1.089 2008 9 Fresh from using his banhammer,img Bugler takes an irony break.img I guess he forgot that he is responsible for this gem.img
295 34 36 16.918 2.01 100 0.34 23.81 1.428 225 0.151 19.548 1.739 16.53 2.057 2008 9 Bugler sends himself an emailimg, prompting Andy to unzipimg.UPDATE PJR isn'timg going to play. UPDATE 2 Lalalalaimg I can't hear you...
296 20 24 16.986 1.177 100 0.2 23.81 0.84 225 0.089 19.559 1.023 16.537 1.209 2008 9 Ken deConservative is anti-intellectualimg. Whodathunkit?
297 8 16 17.011 0.47 100 0.08 23.81 0.336 225 0.036 19.57 0.409 16.545 0.484 2008 9 Chippeterson is on wiki bingeimg, creating wanted pagesimg at a rate of 25 new stubs per hour, including gems like thisimg, thisimg and thisimg, regardless of the contextimg in which words like 'contact'img are being used.
298 39 43 17.007 2.293 100 0.39 23.81 1.638 225 0.173 19.582 1.992 16.553 2.356 2008 9 Can't you fools read? When I say I want substantive comments, don't post substantive commentsimg! "Dinsdale, we're here to think and learn." - ASchlafly Bonus Snark Doesn't anyone have anything substantive that totally agrees that I'm right and they're wrongimg? UPDATE: Andy is told he just might be wrongimg... and responds with a couple ofimg STFU'simg. More: Only "substantive" comments will be tolerated on his talk pageimg too. The banhammerimg is primed and ready. UPDATE:Confused much?img
299 43 47 17.099 2.515 100 0.43 23.81 1.806 225 0.191 19.593 2.195 16.561 2.597 2008 9 Andy tells Userafw that he is suffering bi-polar disorder because he is not praying loudly enoughimg. Remember that Jesus said,img When thou prayest, enter not into thy closet, but love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that thou mayest be seen of men. (Asch. 6:5)
300 5 9 17.204 0.291 100 0.05 23.81 0.21 225 0.022 19.605 0.255 16.568 0.302 2008 9 Karajou thoughtfully lays out the rules governing country articles:img RULE 1: They are most likely cut and paste hatchet jobs from public-domain websites. RULE 2: We are too lazy to clean up this mess, so we expect you to do for us. Just remember to "provide relevent, facual info".
301 10 12 17.175 0.582 100 0.1 23.81 0.42 225 0.044 19.616 0.51 16.576 0.603 2008 9 Only comments by someone who uses their real name are considered to be substantiveimg. All seems well in Andy-Land. UPDATE And now we come full circleimg.
302 8 12 17.157 0.466 100 0.08 23.81 0.336 225 0.036 19.627 0.408 16.584 0.482 2008 9 Two Meters, redux.img
303 5 9 17.139 0.292 100 0.05 23.81 0.21 225 0.022 19.639 0.255 16.592 0.301 2008 9 DeanS now can't even be bothered to copy the blog headlinesimg now that his puppets can reword them.
304 15 21 17.111 0.877 100 0.15 23.81 0.63 225 0.067 19.65 0.763 16.6 0.904 2008 9 How exactly is it that 90/10 can be the block reasonimg when the editor has only made one contribution to the siteimg? Ghost of DanH: "The 90/10 rule is not to be used after one edit. I will expressly say that."img
305 29 31 17.124 1.694 100 0.29 23.81 1.218 225 0.129 19.662 1.475 16.607 1.746 2008 9 A day in the life of The Chipsterimg: copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...UPDATE:...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...
306 15 17 17.172 0.874 100 0.15 23.81 0.63 225 0.067 19.673 0.762 16.615 0.903 2008 9 Environmentalism is a Religionimg, and nobody can argue with this "photographic proof".
307 19 27 17.171 1.107 100 0.19 23.81 0.798 225 0.084 19.685 0.965 16.623 1.143 2008 9 Big brother Rschlafly gives little Andy an absolute PWNING!img
308 0 20 17.205 0 100 0 23.81 0 225 0 19.696 0 16.631 0 2008 9 Don't confuse the name of a certain presidential candidate with that of a rapperimg who preaches Hollywood values
309 4 12 17.214 0.232 100 0.04 23.81 0.168 225 0.018 19.707 0.203 16.639 0.24 2008 9 Great, what a thing to be pleased about, more Viagra spamimg
310 27 29 17.197 1.57 100 0.27 23.81 1.134 225 0.12 19.719 1.369 16.646 1.622 2008 9 Albert Einstein, just a poster boyimg for E=mc2
311 25 27 17.236 1.45 100 0.25 23.81 1.05 225 0.111 19.73 1.267 16.654 1.501 2008 9 There is always trouble brewing in Andyland: PJR lays a little more smackimg down on the Almighty.
312 -5 25 17.269 -0.29 100 -0.05 23.81 -0.21 225 -0.022 19.742 -0.253 16.662 -0.3 2008 9 Thisimg will not be confusing at all, ever.
313 22 28 17.295 1.272 100 0.22 23.81 0.924 225 0.098 19.753 1.114 16.67 1.32 2008 9 I suppose it should surprise no one that the username Republicansforobamaimg is inappropriate, but DemocratsForMccainimg is not. UPDATE...or not.img
314 13 23 17.331 0.75 100 0.13 23.81 0.546 225 0.058 19.765 0.658 16.678 0.779 2008 9 Why would we need two different articles? One is a dull, leaden object that serves no discernible function other than being stuck in the same place for varying amounts of time and the other holds a ship in place.img It's so simple
315 10 14 17.35 0.576 100 0.1 23.81 0.42 225 0.044 19.776 0.506 16.685 0.599 2008 9 HelpJazz, HelpJazz, HelpJazz. How will you ever make Sysop when you do discourteous thingsimg like telling a true acolyte that Andy's CP Mysteriesimg don't count as facts in citations.UPDATE: calling a spade a spadeimg probably won't help your cause either
316 11 17 17.339 0.634 100 0.11 23.81 0.462 225 0.049 19.787 0.556 16.693 0.659 2008 9 Andy updates his already burgeoning resume.img
317 9 13 17.338 0.519 100 0.09 23.81 0.378 225 0.04 19.799 0.455 16.701 0.539 2008 9 Cut-&-paste wonderboy Chippeterson is perplexed by another user's grammar correctionimg to his Castle, and goes crying to teacherimg. (Specifically, his complaint is about "making minor edits to user pages with out [sic] there [sic] permission".) He also becomes confused about his own identityimg.
318 26 30 17.323 1.501 100 0.26 23.81 1.092 225 0.116 19.81 1.312 16.709 1.556 2008 9 Embattledimg by logic, Andy changes the subjectimg to the historicity of Jesus. Rhetorical whiplash ensuesimg.
319 9 15 17.365 0.518 100 0.09 23.81 0.378 225 0.04 19.822 0.454 16.717 0.538 2008 9 Well, at least the threatimg is substantive...
320 -5 17 17.357 -0.288 100 -0.05 23.81 -0.21 225 -0.022 19.833 -0.252 16.725 -0.299 2008 9 DRamon's bid to become the next Bugler appears to have failedimg, albeit only temporarily. There is still time young padawan!
321 -11 27 17.356 -0.634 100 -0.11 23.81 -0.462 225 -0.049 19.845 -0.554 16.732 -0.657 2008 9 Sorry Horace looks like 42img was not the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything when you are in CP version of it.
322 13 17 17.388 0.748 100 0.13 23.81 0.546 225 0.058 19.856 0.655 16.74 0.777 2008 9 Given a choice between a highly qualified and published professor and Creationwiki, just guessimg which one PJR sees as a more reliable source.
323 59 65 17.386 3.393 100 0.59 23.81 2.478 225 0.262 19.867 2.97 16.748 3.523 2008 9 Yes, believing in evolution is a... syndrome.img The supply of irony meters cannot meet the demand. Update: Somebody feels like tempting fateimg. Update the second: The irony, Claptin! She cannae take much more of it!img But wait, after clever wandalism, Andy refuses to teachimg the controversyimg
324 34 38 17.54 1.938 100 0.34 23.81 1.428 225 0.151 19.879 1.71 16.756 2.029 2008 9 Taciturn to Andy: "Grow a pair!img" Andy to Taciturn: "No.img"
327 14 30 17.606 0.795 100 0.14 23.81 0.588 225 0.062 19.913 0.703 16.78 0.834 2008 9 The economy is in tatters, the elections are getting nasty, the Taliban are resurgent but, more importantly, are our schools celebrating constitution day?img
328 42 48 17.646 2.38 100 0.42 23.81 1.764 225 0.187 19.925 2.108 16.787 2.502 2008 9 LearnTogether: There's no proofimg that Palin was behind Wasilla victims paying for their own rape-test kits.DinsdaleP: Umm, what about thisimg?(snip)imgLearnTogether: As I said, there's no proof...
329 40 42 17.744 2.254 100 0.4 23.81 1.68 225 0.178 19.936 2.006 16.795 2.382 2008 9 BugleBoy's meds wear offimg. UPDATE: Fasten your seatbelts--this could be a bumpy rideimg.
330 18 20 17.821 1.01 100 0.18 23.81 0.756 225 0.08 19.947 0.902 16.803 1.071 2008 9 The master is always eager to fill young minds with his own ravingimg delusions (see answer #7).
331 -5 29 17.828 -0.28 100 -0.05 23.81 -0.21 225 -0.022 19.959 -0.251 16.811 -0.297 2008 9 Wall street should read conservapediaimg, and the crisis of confidence will be over.
332 29 31 17.863 1.623 100 0.29 23.81 1.218 225 0.129 19.97 1.452 16.819 1.724 2008 9 Or, in other words "I will never look at this talk page again."img You misspelled "contingency", I win!!!!eleventy!!img
333 41 43 17.905 2.29 100 0.41 23.81 1.722 225 0.182 19.982 2.052 16.827 2.437 2008 9 Outside statistical opinions welcomeimg, says Andy. KennyMac makes the single best contribution to the PNAS debateimg with a concise explanation and further commentaryimg. Crocoshite says, "we don't wantimg your sort around hereimg - we like teh stupid". Update: Croco goes rampagingimg. UPDATE: Andy has read KennyMac's excellent explanationimg, but utterly, totally and completelyimg failed to understand it.
334 26 26 17.984 1.446 100 0.26 23.81 1.092 225 0.116 19.993 1.3 16.835 1.544 2008 9 Someone lets Andy know he can admit he doesn't know what he is talking about and still be a big strong manimg. DeanS moves quicklyimg to protect Andy from this vital piece of information. UPDATE: And that's that!img. Really?img. Yes, do not criticise Andy. Periodimg.
335 0 18 18.009 0 100 0 23.81 0 225 0 20.005 0 16.843 0 2008 9 Those wacky, insane Conservapedians buy a wacky, insane study by the wacky, insane Gallup and the wacky, insane Baylor University that lies about wacky, insane conservative Christianity promoting rationalismimg. Those wacky, insane clowns!
336 38 38 18.009 2.11 100 0.38 23.81 1.596 225 0.169 20.016 1.898 16.851 2.255 2008 9 Oh Aschlafly, you really are a complete titimg arent you?
337 32 40 18.072 1.771 100 0.32 23.81 1.344 225 0.142 20.027 1.598 16.858 1.898 2008 9 PJR cements his title as the wittiest of the wingnuts by his clever use of Oversight to pwn the pwner here. (Before and after.) You win this round, PJR...!
338 3 13 18.14 0.165 100 0.03 23.81 0.126 225 0.013 20.039 0.15 16.866 0.178 2008 9 Jinx hi Jinx!, if you're going to make inane jokes, please at least spell them correctly.img
339 19 19 18.124 1.048 100 0.19 23.81 0.798 225 0.084 20.05 0.948 16.874 1.126 2008 9 Kenny boy pees on the top of the Main Pageimg, marking the whole thing as his territory. Beta (or lower) males Croc DeanS and the Koward show their throatsimg to recognize his authority.
340 13 17 18.127 0.717 100 0.13 23.81 0.546 225 0.058 20.062 0.648 16.882 0.77 2008 9 CP's jaundiced world view strikes again. "Outing"img has everything to do with homosexuals and nothing to do with trips to the seaside. (Also, note the internal link on "come out of the closet"). UPDATE: PJR is an avidimg readerimg of WIGO.
341 13 15 18.123 0.717 100 0.13 23.81 0.546 225 0.058 20.073 0.648 16.89 0.77 2008 9 It's Sunday and you know what that means kids? That's right, a new rant sermon essayimg from His Highness!. Update: make it twoimg!
342 11 15 18.114 0.607 100 0.11 23.81 0.462 225 0.049 20.084 0.548 16.898 0.651 2008 9 Andy puts that known liberal agitator Hsmom in her placeimg, where she proceeds to (home)schoolimg him.
343 24 26 18.104 1.326 100 0.24 23.81 1.008 225 0.107 20.096 1.194 16.906 1.42 2008 9 Gasp! A Hollywood filmmaker dupes peopleimg in order to ridicule their religious beliefs in his film! (This from people who rabidly promoted a certain other filmmaker who did thisimg.)
344 4 8 18.128 0.221 100 0.04 23.81 0.168 225 0.018 20.107 0.199 16.914 0.236 2008 9 Who says suggestions to CP talk pagesimg don't change much? There! Much better!img
345 19 29 18.098 1.05 100 0.19 23.81 0.798 225 0.084 20.119 0.944 16.922 1.123 2008 9 One of two things has happened. Either the world's greatest lawyerimg has no idea what constitutes legal trespassing, or he has become so delusional, he now thinks Conservapedia is a physical plot of landimg. UPDATE: 'trespassing' is Andy's word of the dayimg, and DRamon joins in the funimg.
346 33 37 18.131 1.82 100 0.33 23.81 1.386 225 0.147 20.13 1.639 16.93 1.949 2008 9 A prize to whoever can figure out what Jinx hi Jinx! finds so laughableimg
347 31 33 18.188 1.704 100 0.31 23.81 1.302 225 0.138 20.142 1.539 16.938 1.83 2008 9 Whenever I start to think PJR is above the viciously ignorant thugs who run CP, I can just read this shitimg, and I'll get over it. UPDATE At least he can still make us giggle thoughimg
348 14 18 18.233 0.768 100 0.14 23.81 0.588 225 0.062 20.153 0.695 16.946 0.826 2008 9 "Bush downplayed small government"img, "no, he didn't"img. "Are you sure?"img. "Yes, I am"img absolutely sureimg.
349 38 46 18.232 2.084 100 0.38 23.81 1.596 225 0.169 20.164 1.885 16.954 2.241 2008 9 For the first time ever, a mention of the FBI does not lead (so far) to the banhammer, and Karajou displays that he may actually be the biggest idiot at CP when he makes it clear he does not understand the difference between posting information on a wiki and hacking a private email account.img
350 7 19 18.315 0.382 100 0.07 23.81 0.294 225 0.031 20.176 0.347 16.962 0.413 2008 9 Silly Peons, Jinx hi Jinx! can mention whatever websites he wants,img for he is above the rules
351 21 23 18.317 1.146 100 0.21 23.81 0.882 225 0.093 20.187 1.04 16.97 1.238 2008 9 You are right Andy, public schools do not teach that visiting and editing an open wiki is trespassingimg. When will they learn? UPDATE Andy makes a funnyimg (and a typo)!
352 23 27 18.331 1.255 100 0.23 23.81 0.966 225 0.102 20.199 1.139 16.978 1.355 2008 9 An attempt by Jinx hi Jinx! to wikistalkimg a peon is going wellimg, as long as he can speak Turkish. Update: Bungler attempts to help the situationimg, not realizing that "idiotimg" originated with PJRimg.
353 22 30 18.357 1.198 100 0.22 23.81 0.924 225 0.098 20.21 1.089 16.985 1.295 2008 9 Please, Miss! Those naughty boys are fightingimg behind the bike sheds againimg
354 31 33 18.392 1.686 100 0.31 23.81 1.302 225 0.138 20.222 1.533 16.993 1.824 2008 9 Andy gets confused by the English language againimg. Biden seems to be ignorant of his own lies? UPDATE Andy, totally bewildered now, just makes up his own languageimg.
355 16 16 18.435 0.868 100 0.16 23.81 0.672 225 0.071 20.233 0.791 17.001 0.941 2008 9 Richard Lenski is the Hannah Distinguished Professor of Microbial Ecology? Not in Andyland!img
356 16 18 18.428 0.868 100 0.16 23.81 0.672 225 0.071 20.244 0.79 17.009 0.941 2008 9 PJR vs. Geologyimg, place yer bets!
357 16 18 18.426 0.868 100 0.16 23.81 0.672 225 0.071 20.256 0.79 17.017 0.94 2008 9 If "The scientific method works on physical things in the present... and it doesn't work on past eventsimg", then what about thisimg? Or of course this, or thisimg?
358 51 53 18.425 2.768 100 0.51 23.81 2.142 225 0.227 20.267 2.516 17.025 2.996 2008 9 Undeniable proof that Obama is a Muslimimg. Good spotting Andy
359 24 26 18.526 1.295 100 0.24 23.81 1.008 225 0.107 20.279 1.184 17.033 1.409 2008 9 Quoth Kendoll: Mah masterpiece is totally at 19 on Googleimg. Well, OK. Maybe I was exaggerating a wee bit, but definitely at 20img! No, wait, wait. I'll get it. It's totally in the top 25img. Oh, forget itimg.
360 28 30 18.548 1.51 100 0.28 23.81 1.176 225 0.124 20.29 1.38 17.041 1.643 2008 9 Well Andy? Has your "course" been reviewedimg? ANSWER THE QVESTION DAMNIT!
361 13 15 18.581 0.7 100 0.13 23.81 0.546 225 0.058 20.302 0.64 17.049 0.762 2008 9 Ken to Koward: Fuck youimg, my self-promotion is more important than your "news".UPDATE It's no longer DEFINITE it just "Appears as if"img it'll have momentum. How modest, Ken. And now he's removed the lot.img Send for the medics Ken's cracking up! And now he's going to VANISHimg all our lovely linx! UPDATE Overcome with joy, Kendoll spreadsimg hisimg seedimg far and wideimg. Andy respondsimg without enthusiasm. Could he be growing tired of Ken's spoutings ejaculations?
362 55 57 18.571 2.962 100 0.55 23.81 2.31 225 0.244 20.313 2.708 17.057 3.224 2008 9 Woo-hoo! Big Phil pisses onimg and then removesimg Aschlafly's bizarre but heavily defendedimg Pokiston news story from the front page. Stirring stuff. Bungler then protests on Main page talkimg and on Phil's own pageimg. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! (Bugler then creates a new page: Disputeimg!) UPDATE: It keeps getting better. Bugler foams at the mouth, accuses PJR of facilitating Al Qaeda's attempts to insert a sleeper cell into the White Houseimg. UPDATE: Dear Leader to PJR: Fuck you, Liberalimg. UPD
363 3 5 18.682 0.161 100 0.03 23.81 0.126 225 0.013 20.324 0.148 17.065 0.176 2008 9 Master Editor Ken deConservative demonstrates "a minimum of effort" by taking four edits to write a two-sentence replyimg. Quality counts when you're essentially saying "I won't tell you. Ha ha ha.".
364 16 16 18.643 0.858 100 0.16 25.926 0.617 240 0.067 20.336 0.787 17.073 0.937 2008 10 It's official, moronic vandalism, while similar to, is not the same as liberal vandalism.img Whew!
365 24 24 18.635 1.288 100 0.24 25.926 0.926 240 0.1 20.347 1.18 17.081 1.405 2008 10 It is not a hatchet job on Obamaimg, it is a great insightimg. UPDATE - Andy just won't let it goimg.
366 9 11 18.65 0.483 100 0.09 25.926 0.347 240 0.037 20.359 0.442 17.089 0.527 2008 10 Whoah, hey there, JM. Make sure to read your quotesimg first and ensure that they're family friendly.img
367 14 16 18.629 0.752 100 0.14 25.926 0.54 240 0.058 20.37 0.687 17.097 0.819 2008 10 Will Andy respond and use his executive oversight? Or will Bugler wake from his sleep of the dead and produce a rash of Banhammerings?img
368 9 11 18.621 0.483 100 0.09 25.926 0.347 240 0.037 20.382 0.442 17.105 0.526 2008 10 "The MSM is evil and lies about everything!" "It's great you're here to say that; where'd you find us?" "The MSM.img" Pop!
369 15 15 18.599 0.806 100 0.15 25.926 0.579 240 0.062 20.393 0.736 17.113 0.877 2008 10 Andy casts doubtimg on Kathleen Parker's conserv-a-cred, presumably because she was critical of Ice Princess Palin. Small wonder, given the raving liberal site she regularly contributes to.
370 8 10 18.589 0.43 100 0.08 25.926 0.309 240 0.033 20.404 0.392 17.121 0.467 2008 10 Pay no attention to the conservative behind the curtainimg.
371 32 32 18.565 1.724 100 0.32 25.926 1.234 240 0.133 20.416 1.567 17.129 1.868 2008 10 Question: Andy, how can you block someone for 90/10 after one edit?img Answer: Shut up or I'll block you tooimg, once I've flexed my genius mathematical chops.
372 6 10 18.603 0.323 100 0.06 25.926 0.231 240 0.025 20.427 0.294 17.137 0.35 2008 10 Conservapedia the pantomime: "Is Bugler an insulting little sh*t?" "Oh yes he is!"img "Oh no he isn't!"img
373 30 32 18.579 1.615 100 0.3 25.926 1.157 240 0.125 20.439 1.468 17.146 1.75 2008 10 Good, harmless, bigoted funimg
374 18 18 18.616 0.967 100 0.18 25.926 0.694 240 0.075 20.45 0.88 17.154 1.049 2008 10 You've gotta hand it to the kid, he has balls.img
375 42 42 18.615 2.256 100 0.42 25.926 1.62 240 0.175 20.462 2.053 17.162 2.447 2008 10 PJR to Andy: You'reimg an idiot.img
376 46 46 18.68 2.463 100 0.46 25.926 1.774 240 0.192 20.473 2.247 17.17 2.679 2008 10 While there is just so much wrong with Andy's new entry on "Obama Syndromeimg," the best part is the bit about "wikis like Conservapedia." Like there's more than one. UPDATE: Thanks Andy, that cite really clears things up.img
377 15 15 18.756 0.8 100 0.15 25.926 0.579 240 0.062 20.484 0.732 17.178 0.873 2008 10 Obama's confusion about which concentration camp his great-uncle liberated is exactly like dropping the n-bombimg
378 11 19 18.745 0.587 100 0.11 25.926 0.424 240 0.046 20.496 0.537 17.186 0.64 2008 10 Left hand: "There is no policy to lock featured articles."img - Right hand: "Whatimg areimg youimg talkingimg about,img dude?"img
379 14 14 18.746 0.747 100 0.14 25.926 0.54 240 0.058 20.507 0.683 17.194 0.814 2008 10 Bugler displays his muscular debating techniquesimg
380 21 21 18.733 1.121 100 0.21 25.926 0.81 240 0.087 20.519 1.023 17.202 1.221 2008 10 "Andy, Bugler is making throughly inappropriate remarks". "IanG, add something of value or you will be blocked"img. Way to go on the oversight Andy. You fucking nitwit. UPDATE: "Now look here, my good manimg.
381 16 20 18.739 0.854 100 0.16 25.926 0.617 240 0.067 20.53 0.779 17.21 0.93 2008 10 This poor bastard goes on Wikipedia to beg Ed for help in removing a grossly unfair ban. He'll learn the truth soon enough. Update It appears Wikipedia is indeed a cesspit of liberals given the disdain with which Conservapedia is viewed over there.
382 -12 26 18.742 -0.64 100 -0.12 25.926 -0.463 240 -0.05 20.541 -0.584 17.218 -0.697 2008 10 How long will thisimg stay up on the main page?
383 6 8 18.762 0.32 100 0.06 25.926 0.231 240 0.025 20.553 0.292 17.226 0.348 2008 10 We know Karajou mostly from his copy-paste fests for country articles and from his banhammer orgies. But what happens when another sysop questionsimg the factual accuracy of something apparently first addedimg by him?
384 5 21 18.733 0.267 100 0.05 25.926 0.193 240 0.021 20.564 0.243 17.234 0.29 2008 10 Someone should remind Dean that the MPAA hasn't used the X rating for mainstream films for 18 years.img UPDATE:oh look, someone did.img It's been nice knowing you kid. UPDATE: Insisting on accuracy is Liberal trollingimg.
385 10 16 18.739 0.534 100 0.1 25.926 0.386 240 0.042 20.576 0.486 17.242 0.58 2008 10 Call to you so clearlyimg / But you don’t want to hear meimg / Told you everything loud and clear / But nobody’s listeningimg... I am listening.img STFUimg
386 23 27 18.732 1.228 100 0.23 25.926 0.887 240 0.096 20.587 1.117 17.25 1.333 2008 10 We're in ur homskolls, lowerin' ur standardsimg.
387 24 28 18.754 1.28 100 0.24 25.926 0.926 240 0.1 20.599 1.165 17.258 1.391 2008 10 Nothing says "Welcome to our community, thanks for makingimg many small, yet constructive edits" like "BillyR inserted a disfavored spelling; check his other edits".img
388 16 18 18.779 0.852 100 0.16 25.926 0.617 240 0.067 20.61 0.776 17.267 0.927 2008 10 What better way of spinning the debate between VP candidates than stating Biden's mistakesimg from YOUR OWN BLOG. Extra lulz for Roger's ending "(Joe) Biden just proved that he is doofus." Those Schlaflys sure can write English good can't they?
389 9 15 18.777 0.479 100 0.09 25.926 0.347 240 0.037 20.621 0.436 17.275 0.521 2008 10 We know it's bad form to give too much attention to Ken, but this editimg raises the ToE article to such heights of absurd self-parody that even William Shatner would say "Dude, too much."
390 45 47 18.767 2.398 100 0.45 25.926 1.736 240 0.188 20.633 2.181 17.283 2.604 2008 10 Uh, what the fuck, Andy?img.
391 -25 33 18.842 -1.327 100 -0.25 25.926 -0.964 240 -0.104 20.644 -1.211 17.291 -1.446 2008 10 Have you stopped beatingimg your wifeimg Andy?
392 3 17 18.88 0.159 100 0.03 25.926 0.116 240 0.013 20.656 0.145 17.299 0.173 2008 10 The careful observer will note that Karajou is even aboveimg causalityimg.
393 15 19 18.875 0.795 100 0.15 25.926 0.579 240 0.062 20.667 0.726 17.307 0.867 2008 10 Ken's got himself a sockimg.
394 8 10 18.875 0.424 100 0.08 25.926 0.309 240 0.033 20.679 0.387 17.315 0.462 2008 10 Dear Horace!img What part of tabula rasaimg didn't you understandimg? UPDATE: Tabula rasa? damnatio memoriae!img
395 9 11 18.852 0.477 100 0.09 25.926 0.347 240 0.037 20.69 0.435 17.323 0.52 2008 10 Hey Andy, there's this new user and I'd like to vouch for themimg. Oh. You know what, forget itimg.
396 46 46 18.831 2.443 100 0.46 25.926 1.774 240 0.192 20.701 2.222 17.331 2.654 2008 10 Conservative on his knees in front of the entire country of Finlandimg. Update: A Finn respondsimg and Andy censorsimg
397 3 23 18.903 0.159 100 0.03 25.926 0.116 240 0.013 20.713 0.145 17.34 0.173 2008 10 Birth of the Bugler EffectTM? Now vociferously defendingimg Andy is a punishableimg offence.
398 17 23 18.913 0.899 100 0.17 25.926 0.656 240 0.071 20.724 0.82 17.348 0.98 2008 10 With the nation bracing for the financial storm of the century, what is Conservapedia worried about? The fact that Representative Barney Frankimg is gay.img Way to focus on the issues, guys.
399 22 22 18.924 1.163 100 0.22 25.926 0.849 240 0.092 20.736 1.061 17.356 1.268 2008 10 In the middle of the night, when no one is watching, Hitler makes his returnimg. Ooh, if I drag thingsimg back out of the archive to make the right sideimg a bit longer, maybe no one will notice?
400 37 39 18.932 1.954 100 0.37 25.926 1.427 240 0.154 20.747 1.783 17.364 2.131 2008 10 When confronted about rampant grade inflation in his classimg, Andy has a novel response: 1. My kids don't steal from one another, which is more important than learning history in a history class, and 2. don't worry, you're just looking at homework, when it comes time for them to take the test they'll all failimg. UPDATE: Also, you know you don't have to answer questions from people you don't like, don't you?img
401 22 22 18.984 1.159 100 0.22 25.926 0.849 240 0.092 20.759 1.06 17.372 1.266 2008 10 Less is more.img
402 14 14 18.992 0.737 100 0.14 25.926 0.54 240 0.058 20.77 0.674 17.38 0.806 2008 10 Would you care to back up your accusations of liberal denial with facts?img No, I'd rather not.img
403 27 33 18.979 1.423 100 0.27 25.926 1.041 240 0.113 20.781 1.299 17.388 1.553 2008 10 After reading TWIGO the Jinx hi Jinx! "fixes"img the featured Mexico article. "Hey, everybody look at meimg, look at meimg, look at meimg, look at meimg, look at meimg, look at meimg!" STFU!!!img
404 18 34 19.016 0.947 100 0.18 25.926 0.694 240 0.075 20.793 0.866 17.397 1.035 2008 10 So to paraphrase PJR's rock solid argument - "The earth is 6000 years old because the Bible says so"img. Thats some convincing argument there Big Phil
405 62 62 19.054 3.254 100 0.62 25.926 2.391 240 0.258 20.804 2.98 17.405 3.562 2008 10 Thisimg is what happens when a person who hasn't seen a movie decides to write not just a summary of that movie, but an analysis of the inner message. Ebert's been going to a lot of unnecessary trouble all these years, it seems.
406 26 32 19.165 1.357 100 0.26 25.926 1.003 240 0.108 20.816 1.249 17.413 1.493 2008 10 Could Andy be anticipating the outcome of the election by addingimg "Inappropriate edit to Obama entry" as a drop-down option when blocking users?
407 9 31 19.197 0.469 100 0.09 25.926 0.347 240 0.037 20.827 0.432 17.421 0.517 2008 10 Sex with a woman during her menstrual period is a sin, and we need to cite a fundamentalist crackpot web site about that. No we don'timg. Yes we doimg.
408 14 20 19.228 0.728 100 0.14 25.926 0.54 240 0.058 20.839 0.672 17.429 0.803 2008 10 Andy the educator: Explain the motivation behind this totally unreadable cartoonimg. Here, let me give you a hintimg.
409 141 143 19.23 7.332 100 1.41 25.926 5.438 240 0.588 20.85 6.763 17.437 8.086 2008 10 Holy. Shitimg. Andy's deep ridden misogyny on display for the world. UPDATE: Our heroine, Li'l Bethany, weighs inimg. Andy's response: That's cute, now why don't you run along and bake us some cupcakes?img UPDATE: There's a good girl.img Now, you've learned something. UPDATE: Point takenimg. But is Andy considering adding a physical component to the history test?
410 16 24 19.545 0.819 143 0.112 25.926 0.617 240 0.067 20.861 0.767 17.446 0.917 2008 10 The first name plus last initial policy is explainedimg, at last... UPDATE: Hey, I found a loophole!img
411 11 23 19.556 0.562 143 0.077 25.926 0.424 240 0.046 20.873 0.527 17.454 0.63 2008 10 Cheap Joke of the Day: Funny how--when the subject of gender differences comes up--Andy's mindimg immediately goes to something long and hard, that goes in dry and comes out wet, and is full of seamen.
413 24 28 19.565 1.227 143 0.168 25.926 0.926 240 0.1 20.896 1.149 17.47 1.374 2008 10 Looks like Andy doesn't agree that Barack Obama is black.img
414 23 27 19.586 1.174 143 0.161 25.926 0.887 240 0.096 20.907 1.1 17.478 1.316 2008 10 Forrest Gump is unquestionably a liberal movie.img Read the whole discussion; no one diff covers its inanity.
415 13 19 19.605 0.663 143 0.091 25.926 0.501 240 0.054 20.919 0.621 17.487 0.743 2008 10 Don't tell Andy that the NFL requires all prospective draftees to take a standardized IQ test, he may not handle it wellimg
416 14 16 19.603 0.714 143 0.098 25.926 0.54 240 0.058 20.93 0.669 17.495 0.8 2008 10 Andy is now using irrelevant personal recollectionsimg, or lack thereof, in his hatchet job.
417 6 16 19.594 0.306 143 0.042 25.926 0.231 240 0.025 20.941 0.287 17.503 0.343 2008 10 Wait, does Andy think that the stock market is tied to gay marriage?img Oh, he was trying to make a joke. Stick to your day job Andy, whatever that may be.
418 10 12 19.585 0.511 143 0.07 25.926 0.386 240 0.042 20.953 0.477 17.511 0.571 2008 10 "What time is now from where you edit?" - Andy found a measurement for greatnessimg he excels in! (But not the English language).
419 -3 21 19.566 -0.153 143 -0.021 25.926 -0.116 240 -0.013 20.964 -0.143 17.519 -0.171 2008 10 Hey, class, Bethany doesn't know the election of 1800 from the War of 1812!img No, wait, Bethany didn't write that for #1.img So, what's going on? Is this Andy finally getting back at Bethany for her refusal to stay in the kitchen?img UPDATE: "Bethany, you dope, Veronikaimg got it right... What's wrong with you?"
420 13 13 19.57 0.664 143 0.091 25.926 0.501 240 0.054 20.976 0.62 17.528 0.742 2008 10 Hey Koward, instead of just sitting on your ass while Hsmom does all the workimg, why don't you be a man for once and do some of it yourselfimg? Especially since you added a lot of that plagiarism yourself.
421 20 22 19.553 1.023 143 0.14 25.926 0.771 240 0.083 20.987 0.953 17.536 1.141 2008 10 Mrs. Doubtfire wades in. Cue JM hissyfit in 3...2...1...img Here it is: Joaquin'simg response (he doesn't agree, by the way - no surprise there!). Hsmom rebutsimg
422 8 18 19.559 0.409 143 0.056 25.926 0.309 240 0.033 20.998 0.381 17.544 0.456 2008 10 Sports? But this is an educational site. No thanks!img ( = F*** off!)
423 35 37 19.556 1.79 143 0.245 25.926 1.35 240 0.146 21.01 1.666 17.552 1.994 2008 10 "Unless you agree with me before we startimg, there's no point having a discussion." UPDATE: Az: "Actually, I admit that I agree with you.img" Andy: "Aha! So you deny it!img Discussion over. I win!"
424 35 37 19.599 1.786 143 0.245 25.926 1.35 240 0.146 21.021 1.665 17.561 1.993 2008 10 Andy ideology: Sarah Palin abusing power to fire a commissioner? Sillyimg. Obama a secret Muslim? Fact!img
425 34 34 19.641 1.731 143 0.238 25.926 1.311 240 0.142 21.033 1.617 17.569 1.935 2008 10 Because, y'know, George Washington might'a been a brothaimg.
426 26 30 19.676 1.321 143 0.182 25.926 1.003 240 0.108 21.044 1.235 17.577 1.479 2008 10 Thanks so muchimg, for finding and cleaning up plagiarismimg. Godspeed!
427 29 33 19.702 1.472 143 0.203 25.926 1.119 240 0.121 21.056 1.377 17.585 1.649 2008 10 Something that hasn't happened yet, and might not for months, involving sites I won't tell you the name of, who are somehow associated with someone else I won't reveal either, and involving a vague collection of concepts, might or might not happen eventually! Stay tuned for details!img
428 -14 32 19.734 -0.709 143 -0.098 25.926 -0.54 240 -0.058 21.067 -0.665 17.594 -0.796 2008 10 As we approach halloween ghosts from the pastimg raise their ugly head.
429 40 42 19.764 2.024 143 0.28 25.926 1.543 240 0.167 21.078 1.898 17.602 2.272 2008 10 LongStop: Andy, your analysis is all wrongimg. Andy: La la la la. I can't hearimg you. UPDATE: Oh and please conform to our naming convention.img It should be obvious that I want to refer to you by name when I dismiss your points out of hand. Now fuck off. LongStop: You didn't address my pointimg. Andy: This time stay fucked offimg.
430 1 19 19.818 0.05 143 0.007 25.926 0.039 240 0.004 21.09 0.047 17.61 0.057 2008 10 Wait, if we've got people suggesting news itemsimg, and now people rewriting headlinesimg for those news items, what happens to Crocoite DeanS' job of just posting headlines from right-wing blogs without any changes?
431 34 36 19.816 1.716 143 0.238 25.926 1.311 240 0.142 21.101 1.611 17.618 1.93 2008 10 Now hold on there, Philip. How does blaming Darwinismimg (WTF?) for lack of regulation and the acts of robber barons in the late 1800's/early 1900's square with Andy's praising the "absence of stifling regulation"img for the success of the exact same robber barons?
432 15 21 19.855 0.755 143 0.105 25.926 0.579 240 0.062 21.113 0.71 17.627 0.851 2008 10 One would think that the teacher of the largest American history class everTM would know the Democratic party of 1865img is nothing like the Democratic party of 2008
433 9 21 19.858 0.453 143 0.063 25.926 0.347 240 0.037 21.124 0.426 17.635 0.51 2008 10 DeanS knows exactly how to improve reader comprehension: Wikilink every freaking wordimg in the headline
434 42 48 19.861 2.115 143 0.294 25.926 1.62 240 0.175 21.136 1.987 17.643 2.381 2008 10 And in a booming voice from the heavensimg, Andy commanded his followers, and Andy told them what they must do, and it was soimg. UPDATE: That "allegedlyimg" happened, regardless of evidence.
435 31 33 19.928 1.556 143 0.217 25.926 1.196 240 0.129 21.147 1.466 17.651 1.756 2008 10 Bugler counts img. His count is questionedimg. The master countsimg, too. This count is also wrongimg. We can't have thisimg.
436 -10 44 19.959 -0.501 143 -0.07 25.926 -0.386 240 -0.042 21.158 -0.473 17.66 -0.566 2008 10 Sorry Andy, quick question, what the fuck are you talking about?img And BrianCo, perhaps you could explain your position on classroom prayer?
437 13 15 20.017 0.649 143 0.091 25.926 0.501 240 0.054 21.17 0.614 17.668 0.736 2008 10 ...but since we always assume good faith, we decided not to ban you.img
438 15 21 20.005 0.75 143 0.105 25.926 0.579 240 0.062 21.181 0.708 17.676 0.849 2008 10 Conservapedia has gained inside information about what Obama was really doing in Kenya when he claimed to be finding facts. The sources are perfect, unless you happen to notice that the cite really brings you to the edit main page screenimg
439 5 9 20.007 0.25 143 0.035 25.926 0.193 240 0.021 21.193 0.236 17.685 0.283 2008 10 Why?!img Well, "Use your real name and last initial"img, that's why.
440 21 27 19.981 1.051 143 0.147 25.926 0.81 240 0.087 21.204 0.99 17.693 1.187 2008 10 Ok, considering this user had made 0 edits I am wondering what type of person Bugler thinks he is?img. Aha, the mystery is solved, it turns out that Charlie is another name for that bad white powderimg, after all, CharlieRCD couldn't be somebody's attempt to comply with the first name/last name naming policy. You have to wonder what Bugler gets up to at night, given that when he sees the name Charlie he immediately thinks 'coke' and not 'bloke'.
441 7 17 19.998 0.35 143 0.049 25.926 0.27 240 0.029 21.216 0.33 17.701 0.395 2008 10 An ever-vigilant HelpJazzimg cautiously removes something that may possibly be parody...(hint: check out the edit comment, and the date of the possibly fraudulent Jewish holiday...)
442 25 29 19.991 1.251 143 0.175 25.926 0.964 240 0.104 21.227 1.178 17.709 1.412 2008 10 Here's how homeschoolersimg are better than knuckledragging public school kids. The Reference section gives us a preview of Andy's latest mystery. Plus Andy's never seen any animosityimg towards public schoolers...even when he has criticized them.
443 25 27 20.012 1.249 143 0.175 25.926 0.964 240 0.104 21.238 1.177 17.718 1.411 2008 10 Understanding the subtleties of the lawimg is "liberal garbard." (garbage?)
444 3 23 20.028 0.15 143 0.021 25.926 0.116 240 0.013 21.25 0.141 17.726 0.169 2008 10 HSMom applies some critical thinking in math:img "Of the 37 students ..., 3% were self-employed." (Hint: How many is 3% of 37?)
445 18 24 20.035 0.898 143 0.126 25.926 0.694 240 0.075 21.261 0.847 17.734 1.015 2008 10 Parody or not, this is just funnyimg
446 16 18 20.044 0.798 143 0.112 25.926 0.617 240 0.067 21.273 0.752 17.743 0.902 2008 10 Another person wades into the statistics debate, with a predictable response by Bugler going.....going.....img, and then one more classic statement by Bugler, who does seem to slip further down the greasy pole of sanity everytime he makes an edit nope, still hanging in there by the fingernails, Bugler seems a tad shy about blocking since CharlieRCDimg. Still hanging in there, despite a ludicrous threat by Schlaflyimg. Schlafly hasn't found any reason for reverting DavyJones, who is obviously pla
447 8 10 20.04 0.399 143 0.056 25.926 0.309 240 0.033 21.284 0.376 17.751 0.451 2008 10 Really,img Philip? Are you absolutely sureimg?
448 19 25 20.016 0.949 143 0.133 25.926 0.733 240 0.079 21.296 0.892 17.759 1.07 2008 10 Turn of the tide: Now, there are more editors at CP blocked than allowed to comment. [1]
449 77 79 20.028 3.845 143 0.538 25.926 2.97 240 0.321 21.307 3.614 17.768 4.334 2008 10 En garde!img Riposte Philip J. Rayment lays it down!img Critical Hit: HelpJazz fires his lazorsimg! Defeated - Bugler plays Tapsimg.
450 8 10 20.164 0.397 143 0.056 25.926 0.309 240 0.033 21.318 0.375 17.776 0.45 2008 10 You wish,img Jpatt. Update: Bugler delivers an inspiring oration.img
451 17 19 20.141 0.844 143 0.119 25.926 0.656 240 0.071 21.33 0.797 17.784 0.956 2008 10 Andy: "Most of mankind's greatest works, writings, insights, discoveries, proofs, etc., were by teenagers."img I guess if they spent less time on Facebook we'd have had that cure for homosexualityimg by now...
452 14 16 20.138 0.695 143 0.098 25.926 0.54 240 0.058 21.341 0.656 17.793 0.787 2008 10 Oh, for...I know it's more than five words long, Andy, but do I really need to read it for youimg? Okay, basically what he's saying is, YOUR ARTICLE IS UNREADABLE BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF LIES AND WRITTEN LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD DID IT.img You're welcome.
453 9 13 20.129 0.447 143 0.063 25.926 0.347 240 0.037 21.353 0.421 17.801 0.506 2008 10 Ken, irony meter, you know the drillimg.
454 28 28 20.112 1.392 143 0.196 25.926 1.08 240 0.117 21.364 1.311 17.809 1.572 2008 10 Alexander Graham Bell, born in Scotland and living in Canada, would no doubt be surprised to find he was a Yankee.img
455 -9 29 20.13 -0.447 143 -0.063 25.926 -0.347 240 -0.037 21.376 -0.421 17.818 -0.505 2008 10 This is what happensimg when you loseimg yourimg temperimg over Obama smears
456 13 15 20.151 0.645 143 0.091 25.926 0.501 240 0.054 21.387 0.608 17.826 0.729 2008 10 Ken, still giddy from his latest operation, adds a new Popular article to the mainpage. Problem is, though, it hasn't been written yet.img (linkimg for time comparisons, and just two sentences long) Update - Jallen saw right through him.img
457 24 24 20.139 1.192 143 0.168 25.926 0.926 240 0.1 21.398 1.122 17.834 1.346 2008 10 Obama, former terrorists and nuclear weapons:img a match made in CP heaven...(note that unlike most stuff on the right side of the mainpage, this isn't a link to a news-blog story--just a random brain fart from Andy)... Update: Let's make sureimg everyone who sees the Obama article sees the most important sentence... Update: I won't complain about one single illiteracy in your commentimg, since you are as insane as me (wait, the editor might be right!) When I was a boy, all we were scared of wer
458 16 18 20.148 0.794 143 0.112 25.926 0.617 240 0.067 21.41 0.747 17.843 0.897 2008 10 One was founded in a cave on the Arabian peninsula in the seventh century. One was founded in Detroit in the 1930s. In Andy-land they're the exact same thing.img
459 23 23 20.143 1.142 143 0.161 25.926 0.887 240 0.096 21.421 1.074 17.851 1.288 2008 10 Andy: "The Chicago Tribute is a left-wing newspaper."img [sic] Okay, Andy, when you write the inevitable "Left-Wing Newspaper Values" article, remember to include "Limited Government", "Individual Responsibility", "Free Markets" and other Liberal Claptrap
460 19 21 20.149 0.943 143 0.133 25.926 0.733 240 0.079 21.433 0.886 17.86 1.064 2008 10 Those pesky blacks — why do they want liberals in office? Don't they like paying high taxes, having sucky health care, and giving all their money to rich carpetbaggers?img And, no, thisimg is not an acceptable answer.
461 11 29 20.151 0.546 143 0.077 25.926 0.424 240 0.046 21.444 0.513 17.868 0.616 2008 10 It might be foreign, but it's still a rude wordimg to JPrattimg.
462 10 22 20.171 0.496 143 0.07 25.926 0.386 240 0.042 21.455 0.466 17.876 0.559 2008 10 BHarlan's edit summary is more telling than he realizesimg. Update: and againimg.
463 25 29 20.175 1.239 143 0.175 25.926 0.964 240 0.104 21.467 1.165 17.885 1.398 2008 10 The home-schooled Thomas Edison agnostic? He says so? Not clear enough!img We'll wait for something quote-minable...
464 5 11 20.195 0.248 143 0.035 25.926 0.193 240 0.021 21.478 0.233 17.893 0.279 2008 10 More than four months of editing go poofimg as Andy undoesimg all attempts to bring the Gun Control article a bit closer to reality.
465 16 20 20.174 0.793 143 0.112 25.926 0.617 240 0.067 21.49 0.745 17.902 0.894 2008 10 Andrew, your remarks are far from bothering. Indeed, they cause great amusement.img
466 34 38 20.174 1.685 143 0.238 25.926 1.311 240 0.142 21.501 1.581 17.91 1.898 2008 10 Actor, who had a minor role in one episode of Power Rangers, kills due to Hollywood Values.img Every day more and more people fall victim.img UPDATE NateE: "Andy, you're not making any sense".img Andy: "No it isn't".img MOAR PJR weighs inimg with a burst of logic. All hands brace for non-sequitur... MOAR MOAR I'm as surprised as you are.img
467 20 24 20.214 0.989 143 0.14 25.926 0.771 240 0.083 21.513 0.93 17.918 1.116 2008 10 Charles Darwin is dead.img Update: When exactly?img Update: You see, Ken, this is why articles shouldn't be locked: 17 months elapsed between the time the error was madeimg and the time you, the owner of the article, fixed it.img
468 29 39 20.222 1.434 143 0.203 25.926 1.119 240 0.121 21.524 1.347 17.927 1.618 2008 10 From the man who brought you Schlafly Statistics, his new theory that the word countimg of his American History Lectures makes it comparable to books by actual, qualified historians.
470 3 23 20.264 0.148 143 0.021 25.926 0.116 240 0.013 21.547 0.139 17.944 0.167 2008 10 PJR, ever the voice of reason, asksimg what on earth Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker, and Ted Haggard could possibly have in common. Could it be... Evangelist values?
471 42 48 20.27 2.072 143 0.294 25.926 1.62 240 0.175 21.558 1.948 17.952 2.34 2008 10 Schlafly Debating in action: All Hollywood films promote rampant drug use.img Reply: Can you please name some?img Andy Reply: I haven't seen any that don't.img I WIN!!!!! MOAR Andy sets himself upimg for pwning. Even MOAR?! Has he dug too deepimg? MOAR MOAR SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!img Stop making me look wrong!. There will be noimg moreimg denialimg allowedimg, shut UP!img
472 20 22 20.331 0.984 143 0.14 25.926 0.771 240 0.083 21.57 0.927 17.96 1.114 2008 10 Hmm. BrianW catchesimg Bugler fibbing about his degree study, but the response comes from Andy, telling Brian to "Stop playing with my Bugle"img.UPDATE: Stop teasing my Bugle, you naughty girl, or I'll have to punish you, tooimg... UPDATE Bugler admitsimg the lie, but still says he is a 'trained counsellor', so it's 'not a wild fib'. UPDATE Bugler makes sure everyone knows.img
473 15 21 20.335 0.738 143 0.105 25.926 0.579 240 0.062 21.581 0.695 17.969 0.835 2008 10 That pesky aggressive North, always starting wars of aggression! They even angered Southerners, which was very bad for black people. It caused whitefolk to be bitter and, er, cling to, er, where was I? Oh yes. Why, North, why?img MOAR The KKK wasn't really about racism at all!img
474 19 23 20.336 0.934 143 0.133 25.926 0.733 240 0.079 21.593 0.88 17.977 1.057 2008 10 An articleimg that has long been missing at Conservapedia.
475 8 18 20.342 0.393 143 0.056 25.926 0.309 240 0.033 21.604 0.37 17.986 0.445 2008 10 "A controversy is erupting regarding Obama's citizenship and therefore his eligibility to be president of the United States."img Because of course we can't tolerate a candidate who wasn't born in the United States.
476 9 15 20.337 0.443 143 0.063 25.926 0.347 240 0.037 21.615 0.416 17.994 0.5 2008 10 The great thing about Andy is that in spite of all the evidence, he WILL NOT.img accept any obvious conclusions.img
477 26 32 20.325 1.279 143 0.182 25.926 1.003 240 0.108 21.627 1.202 18.003 1.444 2008 10 How dare those atheists continue to push their hatred of Godimg by telling us to enjoy our lives!
478 2 4 20.351 0.098 143 0.014 25.926 0.077 240 0.008 21.638 0.092 18.011 0.111 2008 10 Bouncing Bugler: If it's trueimg, remove itimg. If it's falseimg, defend itimg.
479 2 6 20.315 0.098 143 0.014 25.926 0.077 240 0.008 21.65 0.092 18.019 0.111 2008 10 Conservapedia: Objective referenceimg or the Schlafly brothers' personal blog? Well just look what RSchlafly requested over at Wikipedia to decide...but at least another CP editor knows betterimg.
480 -7 35 20.284 -0.345 143 -0.049 25.926 -0.27 240 -0.029 21.661 -0.323 18.028 -0.388 2008 10 MurkL inserts a spelling errorimg as his one contributionimg to CP. Result: a 5 year blockimg.
481 37 37 20.316 1.821 143 0.259 25.926 1.427 240 0.154 21.673 1.707 18.036 2.051 2008 10 A startling admissionimg from Andy: "I routinely make judgements on matters I have no experience with, based entirely on my prejudices. Moreover, you can never prove me wrong." Then: Philip (almost) tellsimg him he's wrong!
482 17 17 20.352 0.835 143 0.119 25.926 0.656 240 0.071 21.684 0.784 18.045 0.942 2008 10 There's paranoia and demonizing, and then there's paranoia and demonizingimg.
483 12 16 20.345 0.59 143 0.084 25.926 0.463 240 0.05 21.695 0.553 18.053 0.665 2008 10 No matter what the facts are, Barack Obama (at least in Andylandimg) will always, always, ALWAYS be a Muslim who got into Harvard because of affirmative action. Telling the truth will get you blockedimg. UPDATE: An editor named "Womenforpalin" is now taking a hardline anti-Obama standimg...how will the Conservapedia Cops react?
484 20 24 20.335 0.984 143 0.14 25.926 0.771 240 0.083 21.707 0.921 18.062 1.107 2008 10 Big Brother Andy is watching you.img Thankfully he has no idea how computers work.
485 13 17 20.343 0.639 143 0.091 25.926 0.501 240 0.054 21.718 0.599 18.07 0.719 2008 10 It's official: Barack Obama IS a socialist!img And this article in WorldNetDaily proves it! But why is Obama's head bigger than the heads of the other New Party members in the photo?
486 2 10 20.336 0.098 143 0.014 25.926 0.077 240 0.008 21.73 0.092 18.079 0.111 2008 10 Obviously Conservatives never sit in on philosophical discussions...img in most Ethics and International Relations classes, they don't stop at 25 million. It's called a thought experiment.
487 68 70 20.314 3.347 143 0.476 25.926 2.623 240 0.283 21.741 3.128 18.087 3.76 2008 10 Andy adds some much needed "logic"img to an entry. MOAR It would also seem that Andy thinks the only reason that leaves turn brown in autumn is to impress us humans with their beautyimg UPDATE Andy defends his position.img Update PatWills: Beauty is subjective, I prefer green leavesimg Andy: Stop denying beauty!img
488 8 10 20.42 0.392 143 0.056 25.926 0.309 240 0.033 21.753 0.368 18.096 0.442 2008 10 Who cares if the committee don't like the suggested Featured Articleimg? If Joaquin "wrote" it, then Joaquin can make sure it gets featured.
489 34 34 20.398 1.667 143 0.238 25.926 1.311 240 0.142 21.764 1.562 18.104 1.878 2008 10 IanG: "If you hack my computer to steal my cookies, I will prosecute."img Andy: *gasp* "You threaten meimg with your sillyimg comments!"
490 5 15 20.427 0.245 143 0.035 25.926 0.193 240 0.021 21.775 0.23 18.113 0.276 2008 10 Behold, another encyclopedic masterpiece! It's Andy's Memo To Self!img
491 25 29 20.415 1.225 143 0.175 25.926 0.964 240 0.104 21.787 1.147 18.121 1.38 2008 10 I used to think copying someone else's words and claiming they were my own was deceitful, but I changed my mindimg when I realized it was easier than doing the work myself.
492 34 36 20.433 1.664 143 0.238 25.926 1.311 240 0.142 21.798 1.56 18.13 1.875 2008 10 If you agree with evolutionary theory, you're "destined to a life without real beauty."img Does that mean since chemistry doesn't talk about autumn leaves either, that chemists are likewise doomed?
493 15 15 20.466 0.733 143 0.105 25.926 0.579 240 0.062 21.81 0.688 18.138 0.827 2008 10 Bugler is watchingimg us (for the good of CP). Hello Bugler, why not join us in the briefing room for a civilised chat, old chum?
494 11 23 20.455 0.538 143 0.077 25.926 0.424 240 0.046 21.821 0.504 18.147 0.606 2008 10 Phil's creedimg: The Bible's all true (except the lies. Oh! and the metaphors. Oh! of course there's the figures of speech. Oops! forgot the parables. There might be some other stuff as well) Yes, it's all true.
495 27 27 20.46 1.32 143 0.189 25.926 1.041 240 0.113 21.833 1.237 18.155 1.487 2008 10 How does Andy explain Obama's crushing advantage? Simple: he's a super-villain.img Let the lulzimg commence. Wow, either JeremyM was a parodist, or one of Andy's dedicated followers. Either way Andy's crucified himimg and reverted himimg.
496 75 79 20.474 3.663 143 0.524 25.926 2.893 240 0.312 21.844 3.433 18.164 4.129 2008 10 Pro wandalism: Counterexamples to Evolution gets a Rodgers & Hammerstein remix.img
497 22 26 20.596 1.068 143 0.154 25.926 0.849 240 0.092 21.855 1.007 18.172 1.211 2008 10 Schlafly blocks two usersimg for calling obvious parodist Saxplayer an obviousimg parodistimg, and for violating the 90/10 rule. Guess who isn't breaking the rule? Saxplayer!img UPDATE: Once the Assfly has deemed you untouchable, you can get away with anything.img Absolutely anything.img UPDATE: Apparently not UPDATE: You can even rise from the deadimg. LATE UPDATE: Wait a minute.... is PJR... defying the words of the great leader and forming an independent opinion?img
498 13 23 20.608 0.631 143 0.091 25.926 0.501 240 0.054 21.867 0.595 18.181 0.715 2008 10 Set your phasers on "stupid." Joaquin is simultaneously editing separate articles on "Renaissance"img and "The Renaissance"img. Because you have to be specific about these things.
499 57 61 20.613 2.765 143 0.399 25.926 2.199 240 0.237 21.878 2.605 18.189 3.134 2008 10 "I'm going to try to work this article back to a more accurate definition over the next few gays."img - Foxtrot
500 29 29 20.696 1.401 143 0.203 25.926 1.119 240 0.121 21.89 1.325 18.198 1.594 2008 10 Hitler Youthimg won't vote for Obama. Conservapedians asked to comply.
501 5 11 20.714 0.241 143 0.035 25.926 0.193 240 0.021 21.901 0.228 18.206 0.275 2008 10 Once again Hsmom has a misplaced good idea, as she suggests to Andyimg a resource for information such as proper citations. You know, for all those research papers his students write. I wonder if the book tells how to properly cite online lectures from an idiot man-child?
502 37 39 20.694 1.788 143 0.259 21.785 1.698 265 0.14 21.912 1.689 18.215 2.031 2008 11 Conservative seems to have an obsession with improving PageRank no matter the costimg. He's even threatening liberals with cow-tipping and cat-shoeingimg. UPDATE Newcomer AlanS gives Kendoll something to mull overimgand Sideways gets in on the act.img Will anyone come to Ken's aid? UPDATE AlanS smacks down Kendoll!img MOAR Andy wins the debate.img With extreme prejudice.img
503 38 38 20.731 1.833 143 0.266 21.785 1.744 265 0.143 21.924 1.733 18.223 2.085 2008 11 Jennifer Hudson's seven-year-old nephew is found dead of a gunshot to his head. This must be a gang killing because typical murderers would not harm a child in such a manner.img And Obama was one of only three Illinois senatorsimg (how many Senators does Illinois have?) to vote against barring convicts on bail or probation from having contact with a street gang! (H.B. 1812, which passed anyway, but then was vetoed by Republican governor George Ryan before he was convicted on federal corruption c
504 9 9 20.767 0.433 143 0.063 21.785 0.413 265 0.034 21.935 0.41 18.232 0.494 2008 11 Tough, questioning reportersimg for the win! As the linked page says: "If you’re going to shut everybody out who asks you an 'impertinent' question, then that’s not good for anybody and mostly not good for the American people." That's right! No legitimate organization would ever shut anyone out for being impertinent!img
505 16 18 20.743 0.771 143 0.112 21.785 0.734 265 0.06 21.947 0.729 18.241 0.877 2008 11 "This discussion is non-encyclopedia and will be deleted soon. I hope nobody saved a local copy or anything." UPDATE: Hey, disaffected CPers! Conservapedia:Debate:Do we put enough emphasis on homosexuality is open for business!
506 8 16 20.737 0.386 143 0.056 21.785 0.367 265 0.03 21.958 0.364 18.249 0.438 2008 11 DeanS decidesimg that even mentioning RationalWiki by name is a prohibited ad.img Good thing that pimping your own work on Visual Thesaurusimg isn't any sort of advert, huh? Update: Andy agrees and adds that CP doesn't "allow links to cites(sic) that smear people and/or incite vandalism"img - even though there was no link in the post. Wouldn't that mean all of CP barring itself?
507 21 23 20.727 1.013 143 0.147 21.785 0.964 265 0.079 21.97 0.956 18.258 1.15 2008 11 At least he's more up front about it than Andy: Ken gives sound adviceimg to all editors - "Don't say bad things about my pet articles. I'm in charge and nothing will ever change, suckers!"
508 8 10 20.732 0.386 143 0.056 21.785 0.367 265 0.03 21.981 0.364 18.266 0.438 2008 11 I think we've gone waaaaaay beyond worrying about clutterimg there, bucko.
509 12 12 20.71 0.579 143 0.084 21.785 0.551 265 0.045 21.992 0.546 18.275 0.657 2008 11 Churchgoers tend to date secular people. The number one reason? Their peers aren't behaving traditionally enough.img
510 10 10 20.692 0.483 143 0.07 21.785 0.459 265 0.038 22.004 0.454 18.283 0.547 2008 11 AlanS AlanE inserts parody,img then lashes outimg at editors who pursue their own "petty ideologies"... You know how this one ends.img Update - And, unblockedimg by PJR
511 29 31 20.671 1.403 143 0.203 21.785 1.331 265 0.109 22.015 1.317 18.292 1.585 2008 11 It would appear that the preoccupations of real cowboys' thoughts when they are not in the presence of women is other cowboys' backsidesimg UPDATE: Karajou removed the imageimg
512 90 92 20.692 4.35 143 0.629 21.785 4.131 265 0.34 22.027 4.086 18.3 4.918 2008 11 Chivalry may not be dead, but Andy's "chivalryimg"-motivated decision to give the girls in his American History class shorter, easier tests is proving deadly to moraleimg, even among his biggest supportersimg. UPDATE: If you don't like it, you can leaveimg, so our class will then be left with those who "may not speak up as much" - err, I mean, "do want more chivalry". Update: Phil's a troublemakerimg. MOAR: Bethany ups the ante by stating that her mother objects to his policy, and suggests tha
513 27 31 20.836 1.296 143 0.189 21.785 1.239 265 0.102 22.038 1.225 18.309 1.475 2008 11 Whatever stupid thing you're debating, if your opponent fails to mention the Bible, their position is wrongimg.
514 3 11 20.857 0.144 143 0.021 21.785 0.138 265 0.011 22.05 0.136 18.318 0.164 2008 11 Do as i say, not as I do. Speelling things wrngo is badimg.
515 26 28 20.837 1.248 143 0.182 21.785 1.193 265 0.098 22.061 1.179 18.326 1.419 2008 11 It's boring when it's asleep. Let's poke it with a stick!img UPDATE: It just rolled over and went back to sleep.img
516 19 21 20.851 0.911 143 0.133 21.785 0.872 265 0.072 22.072 0.861 18.335 1.036 2008 11 Natureimg is liberal. This update is brought to you by Left Hand - for all those times when you have no clue what Right Hand is doing: However, the editor who suggestedimg it for the News Section and who Andy thankedimg has been declared a parodistimg now.
517 25 29 20.851 1.199 143 0.175 21.785 1.148 265 0.094 22.084 1.132 18.343 1.363 2008 11 This is a cute one. ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ mysteriously deletes and re-creates this pageimg, for no stated reason. However, looking at the talk pageimg, there was some disagreement with the guy who wrote the blogs hiding the fact that he was the sole author of all of them. So obviously, Ken burned the page in order to hide the history where it happened. But Conservatives don't do deceit, mm'kay? Update At least he's able to jokeimg about it. Upd
518 3 7 20.868 0.144 143 0.021 21.785 0.138 265 0.011 22.095 0.136 18.352 0.163 2008 11 Conservatism954 exposes the parodies by User Handels584 (and others) on Andrew Schlafly's talk page.img It is reported that there is a spoof article titled "Cantonese independence" that the sysops failed to catch (at the time the comment was made) despite numerous links to it. The spoof article can be found hereimg UPDATE: Hmmm... TerryH revertsimg the comments but it seems that the spoof article might stay (article was deleted a few hours later). This might just affirm yet again "the chaotic f
519 -1 17 20.84 -0.048 143 -0.007 21.785 -0.046 265 -0.004 22.107 -0.045 18.361 -0.054 2008 11 Andrew Yodaimg Schlafly.
520 4 8 20.832 0.192 143 0.028 21.785 0.184 265 0.015 22.118 0.181 18.369 0.218 2008 11 Heavens to Betsy! Don't tell Joaquín but Bugler has deletedimg one of his "irrelevant imagesimg"
521 14 14 20.807 0.673 143 0.098 21.785 0.643 265 0.053 22.13 0.633 18.378 0.762 2008 11 Conservative cites a stunning blow against evolution: A poll that shows that the "majority of all doctors (78%) accept evolution rather than reject it" - uh... wait... ah yeah, you have to tell yourself that theistic evolution of course completely rejects whatever this Darwin guy wrote. Then it all lines upimg nicely again.
522 21 25 20.793 1.01 143 0.147 21.785 0.964 265 0.079 22.141 0.948 18.387 1.142 2008 11 You know you've reached a whole new level of condescending when you tell a strict creationist to go back and re-read Genesisimg. Also, apparently competing for grades in a Schlafly course entails beatings.
523 25 27 20.802 1.202 143 0.175 21.785 1.148 265 0.094 22.152 1.129 18.395 1.359 2008 11 People who don't go to church but do believe in fairies are probably rationalists[3]img.
524 26 28 20.814 1.249 143 0.182 21.785 1.193 265 0.098 22.164 1.173 18.404 1.413 2008 11 Domestic violence is like a coed sport for liberalsimg. Also, "real life" only includes your workplace if you are a soldier.
525 4 16 20.828 0.192 143 0.028 21.785 0.184 265 0.015 22.175 0.18 18.412 0.217 2008 11 Yes, these two editsimg make perfect sense, perfect senseimg.
526 16 16 20.819 0.769 143 0.112 21.785 0.734 265 0.06 22.187 0.721 18.421 0.869 2008 11 Shorter Andy: I appreciate your extensive, well thought out answer, now allow me to make a totally unfounded assumptionimg before I completely ignore it.
527 25 27 20.809 1.201 143 0.175 21.785 1.148 265 0.094 22.198 1.126 18.43 1.357 2008 11 While "anonymous claims of expertise are not allowed, for obvious reasons"img, they're still totally okayimg when they are made in anonymous articles about Obama's Evil Mind Control Powers
528 29 29 20.821 1.393 143 0.203 21.785 1.331 265 0.109 22.21 1.306 18.438 1.573 2008 11 Andy Schlafly wants Conservapedia to be taken as seriously as Encyclopedia Britannica and Wikipedia. That's why he added a parody of a tub of butterimg to the front page.
529 6 14 20.837 0.288 143 0.042 21.785 0.275 265 0.023 22.221 0.27 18.447 0.325 2008 11 That's funny, Andy put something about Obamaimg talking to the SF Chronicle on the main page about coal, but why did he link to Newsbusters instead of the SF Chronicle? Maybe because there's nothing there? Whew, good thing CP doesn't allow gossipimg the way WP does.
530 9 25 20.824 0.432 143 0.063 21.785 0.413 265 0.034 22.232 0.405 18.456 0.488 2008 11 Conservapedia's most concise entry ever!img
531 35 35 20.832 1.68 143 0.245 21.785 1.607 265 0.132 22.244 1.573 18.464 1.896 2008 11 You're smarter than me, actually know what chivalry means, and know more about homeschooling. I demand an apologyimg!
532 28 28 20.86 1.342 143 0.196 21.785 1.285 265 0.106 22.255 1.258 18.473 1.516 2008 11 Chivalry looks set to become the next classroom prayer.img
533 39 43 20.874 1.868 143 0.273 21.785 1.79 265 0.147 22.267 1.751 18.482 2.11 2008 11 Andy can't help butimg demonstrateimg aspects of liberal styleimg. See "#55: silly demands for apologies." Also, take note of Andy's hilarious misuse of English in confusing "fusillade" and "fuselage".
534 14 20 20.917 0.669 143 0.098 21.785 0.643 265 0.053 22.278 0.628 18.49 0.757 2008 11 Uh, Koward, hate speech doesn't work that wayimg.
535 14 18 20.915 0.669 143 0.098 21.785 0.643 265 0.053 22.29 0.628 18.499 0.757 2008 11 Sorry, Ed. You won't get awayimg from the darkies that easily.
536 32 34 20.909 1.53 143 0.224 21.785 1.469 265 0.121 22.301 1.435 18.508 1.729 2008 11 Bethany, one of Andy's own students, pwns both Andy and parodist Saxman in one fell swoop.img
537 11 15 20.934 0.525 143 0.077 21.785 0.505 265 0.042 22.312 0.493 18.516 0.594 2008 11 Ema principles Obama Christ is not. Why no you understand?img
538 10 14 20.923 0.478 143 0.07 21.785 0.459 265 0.038 22.324 0.448 18.525 0.54 2008 11 You know you've arrived when Andy does your whitewashingimg for you.
539 17 19 20.91 0.813 143 0.119 21.785 0.78 265 0.064 22.335 0.761 18.534 0.917 2008 11 Don't lose hopes!img DRamon explains that sampling only uses a sample, so it is probably useless. See also: Schlafly Statistics.
540 18 22 20.906 0.861 143 0.126 21.785 0.826 265 0.068 22.347 0.805 18.542 0.971 2008 11 Classic Ed: When stuck, Make up some numbers.img When questionedimg, try to shift the onusimg.
541 35 35 20.908 1.674 143 0.245 21.785 1.607 265 0.132 22.358 1.565 18.551 1.887 2008 11 Ed hits the Overdrive Button: After pointing outimg that Ed defined "Addition"img as the "operation which produces the sum" while "Sum"img is "the result of addition", Jonsen gets a 1-month hammerimg for "misuse of fact tags"... even though he hasn't used that tagimg at all. And having possible backup sock Jenson pointing that outimg also doesn't help.img Update: BRichtigen makes it clearimg that Ed confused Jonsen with himself and adds that his own use of fact tags was appropriate, so any block
542 15 19 20.935 0.717 143 0.105 21.785 0.689 265 0.057 22.369 0.671 18.56 0.808 2008 11 Trusworthy (adj): Linking sources is much too easy. Readers should find the hints that were droppedimg, and then guess which search result is the correct one. If that seems strange to you, you're the one who's wasting people's timeimg.
543 36 36 20.931 1.72 143 0.252 21.785 1.653 265 0.136 22.381 1.609 18.569 1.939 2008 11 Conservative: "Go, Hitler Image Megazord!img Attack the Dawkins article! ...oh snap, peopleimg noticedimg and might de-Hitlerize my work! *locksimg article for all eternity* Lulz." Update: It was just a warningimg shot, but it servedimg its purpose.img Toldja: Braveimg as a Lion, er, Liam, and even Ed tries to aimimg for a compromise... but nope, NONEimg SHALL PASS!img Oh, and the compromise? Agreeimg with Conservative after a brief meetingimg in the Secret Court!
544 7 23 20.96 0.334 143 0.049 21.785 0.321 265 0.026 22.392 0.313 18.577 0.377 2008 11 Poor Ed claims "We do not know that the planets and comets will continue to move along elliptical paths; it's just that we haven't found a counterexample yet, so the smart money is betting on the ellipse! :-)"img. He of course fails to realize this is based on a math proof rather than observation. It isn't a bet at all on an ellipse any more than 1+1=2 is a gamble, and the smart money is on Ed not understanding math or astronomy.
545 4 12 20.964 0.191 143 0.028 21.785 0.184 265 0.015 22.404 0.179 18.586 0.215 2008 11 Jpatt, literate as ever,img blasphemesimg the goat.
546 13 23 20.947 0.621 143 0.091 21.785 0.597 265 0.049 22.415 0.58 18.595 0.699 2008 11 Breaking news: Obama wins the election! But not yet in CPimg--even minutes after the networks (and Wikipedia) call the election! Update: Two hours after Obama's victory speech, finally he winsimg (but his article still hasn't been updated...). Updater: Hurrah for Karajou, who updates the Obama articleimg...15 hours after the 270th electoral vote. But[t]?! The "weekly featured article" summaryimg still ain't been updated as of the morning of Nov. 5!]
547 30 30 20.951 1.432 143 0.21 21.785 1.377 265 0.113 22.427 1.338 18.603 1.613 2008 11 That darn liberal Al Franken refuses to concedeimg in a race for senator. Andy The Lawyer forgets something that should be obvious in the article: Minnesota law mandates "a recount any time the margin between the top two candidates is less than one-half of one percent."
548 5 13 20.968 0.238 143 0.035 21.785 0.23 265 0.019 22.438 0.223 18.612 0.269 2008 11 Andy may be disturbed by the increasing outbreaks of reasonablenessimg from CP nutjobs like Jinx The Pinx.
549 12 12 20.953 0.573 143 0.084 21.785 0.551 265 0.045 22.449 0.535 18.621 0.644 2008 11 Bugler explains that government censorship of an opinion is OK as long as you know for sure that it's wrongimg.
550 3 13 20.936 0.143 143 0.021 21.785 0.138 265 0.011 22.461 0.134 18.63 0.161 2008 11 Again the librul media deceits the public: no one acknowledges Michele BachmanN's win.img
551 19 25 20.921 0.908 143 0.133 21.785 0.872 265 0.072 22.472 0.845 18.638 1.019 2008 11 Pointing out that some conservatives cloak their politics in Christianityimg makes one an Al Qaeda supporter.img
552 -17 27 20.929 -0.812 143 -0.119 21.785 -0.78 265 -0.064 22.484 -0.756 18.647 -0.912 2008 11 The Internets have been saved from conservative deceit - late in the 4PM hour (Pacific Time) CP has a message for us all. Update: They came back around 5:15 PM (PT)
553 24 26 20.94 1.146 143 0.168 21.785 1.102 265 0.091 22.495 1.067 18.656 1.286 2008 11 Conservatives never gloatimg. Nope, never, noway nohow, doesn't happen, not even a little bitimg...
554 24 28 20.95 1.146 143 0.168 21.785 1.102 265 0.091 22.507 1.066 18.665 1.286 2008 11 Like teaching a stupid dog new tricks. Aug. '07: "Please use the preview button." "Yeah, OK."img Sept. '07: "Please use the preview button." "Yeah, OK."img Apr. '08: "Please use the preview button." "Yeah, OK."img Nov. '08: "Please use the preview button." "Dammit all! Haven't you figured out I'm an attention whore already?"img
555 16 24 20.963 0.763 143 0.112 21.785 0.734 265 0.06 22.518 0.711 18.673 0.857 2008 11 Concentration camps: not as bad as you might think!img
556 14 18 20.968 0.668 143 0.098 21.785 0.643 265 0.053 22.529 0.621 18.682 0.749 2008 11 Hi jinx? more like "Bye, Jinx."img. Update: And the tributesimg start rolling in, with a special thank youimg.
557 85 87 20.963 4.055 143 0.594 21.785 3.902 265 0.321 22.541 3.771 18.691 4.548 2008 11 Andy's latest conservative insight - Obama's a Muslim because he's not seen dancing much, and Muslims disfavor dancingimg. Unlike this devout Christian. UPDATE:BEST PARODY.img EVER!!!!! Update 2: More parodyimg. & More!img and even MORE!img
558 25 25 21.085 1.186 143 0.175 21.785 1.148 265 0.094 22.552 1.109 18.7 1.337 2008 11 When not even FOX News is good enough: Pointing outimg Palin's reported lack of knowledge on a talk page and emphasizing that he won't insert this info into the article = Revertimg and two week block.img Update: Learn Together proves he is a Good CP Sysop: "We only allow news showing how awesome Palin is, so expect your talk page post to vanish soon."img Yep: Whitewashed.img
559 5 15 21.093 0.237 143 0.035 21.785 0.23 265 0.019 22.564 0.222 18.708 0.267 2008 11 More fun with AlanS and Palin: Learn Together fails at life and everything by first re-insertingimg a deleted imageimg (which had been removedimg from the article by the now blocked AlanS) and then protectingimg the article to make sure that the image redlink stays.
560 -7 35 21.081 -0.332 143 -0.049 21.785 -0.321 265 -0.026 22.575 -0.31 18.717 -0.374 2008 11 Weapon of Gun, meet Much of Money.img I'm sure you two will have a lot to talk about.
561 13 15 21.107 0.616 143 0.091 21.785 0.597 265 0.049 22.587 0.576 18.726 0.694 2008 11 In the News: Someone on the internet links to Conservapediaimg!
562 6 16 21.096 0.284 143 0.042 21.785 0.275 265 0.023 22.598 0.266 18.735 0.32 2008 11 Well, Assfly... former Clinton advisors to run President Obama's Adminstration img are definitely a change from the current incompetence at the White House.
563 14 18 21.086 0.664 143 0.098 21.785 0.643 265 0.053 22.609 0.619 18.743 0.747 2008 11 Another insight: Obama has an Arabic lineageimg. But is this consistent with conservapedian logicimg?
564 4 10 21.081 0.19 143 0.028 21.785 0.184 265 0.015 22.621 0.177 18.752 0.213 2008 11 "No surprise": A sleazy Democrat avoids chargesimg for doing sleazy things. Surprise: the nasty liberally-biased New York Times, known for hushing up scandals about "deceitful" liberals, was the paper that blew his cover!
565 22 24 21.06 1.045 143 0.154 21.785 1.01 265 0.083 22.632 0.972 18.761 1.173 2008 11 Always eager to emulate Andy "My dinner conversationsimg are reliable sources" Schlafly and Ken "I know things, but I won't say more" DeMeyer, Learn Together adds interesting claimsimg and then insists that he doesn't need sources because he knows those people,img but any further information or evidence would tip off the Gay Assassins. Yep, makes perfect sense. LearnTogether elsewhere goes on to state People already understand that anonymous sources talking without any backup is wrong.img Point
566 9 19 21.066 0.427 143 0.063 21.785 0.413 265 0.034 22.644 0.397 18.77 0.479 2008 11 As of November 8, the left-hand side of Conservapedia's main page still refuses to announce that Barack Obama was the winner of the 2008 US presidential elections.img
567 13 17 21.062 0.617 143 0.091 21.785 0.597 265 0.049 22.655 0.574 18.779 0.692 2008 11 Conservative repeatedly points outimg that it's okay to reject traditional standardsimg (such as quality, respectability and credibility, apparently) when it's convenient. However, keep in mind that only liberalsimg reject traditional standards...
568 4 12 21.055 0.19 143 0.028 21.785 0.184 265 0.015 22.667 0.176 18.787 0.213 2008 11 The Irony Meter overloads: Andy "Boy/Girlimg competition is bad"img Schlafly praisesimg a school that sees... healthy competition between boys and girls! (This also completely disproves him here,img btw.) In addition, he claims that this is about "separate testing" (with the apparent implication that this is similar to his "different tests for girls and boys" suggestion), but the cited article doesn't mention different tests - only that the test scores went up due to having separate classes.
569 23 27 21.038 1.093 143 0.161 21.785 1.056 265 0.087 22.678 1.014 18.796 1.224 2008 11 A Brit amendsimg the bit about British media in "Conservative"; Aschlafly (who knows more about everything than anyone) revertsimg "predictable liberal denials about the media being liberal". What's even funnier is that Sky News gets some of its news from Fox.
570 20 24 21.049 0.95 143 0.14 21.785 0.918 265 0.075 22.689 0.881 18.805 1.064 2008 11 Wait, did Andy just pass upimg a chance to smear Obama? Is he not feeling well?. It gets better, apparently the bombing campaigns carried out by the IRA and other dissident groups don't count as terrorism.img Wouldn't want to be in Andy's shoes when the Irish and Brits read that.
571 24 30 21.054 1.14 143 0.168 21.785 1.102 265 0.091 22.701 1.057 18.814 1.276 2008 11 Did you know that not Nazis, but socialists, came up with the idea for the Hitler Youthimg? And now Barack Obamaimg wants to do the same thing? UPDATE Not really an update but more of a, "Andy talks a whole lot of bullshit"img sort of thing. Stay tuned everyone.Update: Phil takes on Andyimg. again!img
572 6 8 21.071 0.285 143 0.042 21.785 0.275 265 0.023 22.712 0.264 18.823 0.319 2008 11 The Sarah Palin Rearguardimg is nothing if not thorough - even talking about people who talk about people who anonymously talk about Palin is verboten frowned uponimg.
573 16 22 21.047 0.76 143 0.112 21.785 0.734 265 0.06 22.724 0.704 18.832 0.85 2008 11 A blunt parodyimg on the similarities between CP and a common household object.
574 13 15 21.049 0.618 143 0.091 21.785 0.597 265 0.049 22.735 0.572 18.84 0.69 2008 11 Not pwned, just busyimg.
575 11 19 21.038 0.523 143 0.077 21.785 0.505 265 0.042 22.747 0.484 18.849 0.584 2008 11 Did someone sane just hackimg Kendoll's account?
576 12 16 21.034 0.571 143 0.084 21.785 0.551 265 0.045 22.758 0.527 18.858 0.636 2008 11 Koward seems to think that "drunks (always) speak that which they would normally think when they're sober."img He obviously doesn't understand how alcohol works.
577 21 23 21.025 0.999 143 0.147 21.785 0.964 265 0.079 22.769 0.922 18.867 1.113 2008 11 "This parent probably doesn't teach her children about Hell either."img
578 23 25 21.029 1.094 143 0.161 21.785 1.056 265 0.087 22.781 1.01 18.876 1.218 2008 11 And there it is. How could I have been so blindimg in the voting booth?
579 11 15 21.036 0.523 143 0.077 21.785 0.505 265 0.042 22.792 0.483 18.885 0.582 2008 11 Once moreimg, are you sureimg? (And it only took two minutes.)
580 24 28 21.025 1.142 143 0.168 21.785 1.102 265 0.091 22.804 1.052 18.894 1.27 2008 11 What's the easiest way to win an election? By having an apparent disabilityimg of course.
581 -31 57 21.037 -1.474 143 -0.217 21.785 -1.423 265 -0.117 22.815 -1.359 18.902 -1.64 2008 11 Andy the uber-teacher is at it again. Apparently there is"No penalty for wrong answers"img in the exams he sets.
582 21 35 21.101 0.995 143 0.147 21.785 0.964 265 0.079 22.826 0.92 18.911 1.11 2008 11 NEVERimg try to refute the "Muslim Obama" myth. Seriously. Just don't.
583 18 20 21.126 0.852 143 0.126 21.785 0.826 265 0.068 22.838 0.788 18.92 0.951 2008 11 How dare you believe the commandments are there to be followedimg? A six month blockimg for your silly assumption.
584 27 29 21.124 1.278 143 0.189 21.785 1.239 265 0.102 22.849 1.182 18.929 1.426 2008 11 What do you do when you want to sway public opinion with evidence that's quite likely made-up without facing charges of gossip? Easy: Innocently askimg people to read it to see if they think it's legit and only later admitimg that you don't actually think it's authentic. Doesn't quiteimg work, of course. Maybe Andy should have waited for Bugler and Co. to be online first... (In the meantime, it's still absolutely forbidden to link to negative FOX News reports about Palin on her talk page because
585 12 16 21.138 0.568 143 0.084 21.785 0.551 265 0.045 22.861 0.525 18.938 0.634 2008 11 Not only is this site so infamous, just referencingimg a blog merely associatedimg with it is still verbotenimg.
586 12 12 21.129 0.568 143 0.084 21.785 0.551 265 0.045 22.872 0.525 18.947 0.633 2008 11 An emailimg makes it true. Awesome, Ed. Did he forget he just made this guidelineimg less than a week ago?
587 32 32 21.113 1.516 143 0.224 21.785 1.469 265 0.121 22.884 1.398 18.956 1.688 2008 11 Andy pretends he knows what he’s talking about by continually referringimg to a paper by Michael Whitlock. Is he right? Would an emailimg help? That depends on whoimg the email is from. One from Michael Whitlock?img Update: Aaand block!img
588 20 22 21.132 0.946 143 0.14 21.785 0.918 265 0.075 22.895 0.874 18.965 1.055 2008 11 Ed is so misunderstood. Can't people see that he's trying to help the gaysimg? Of course, we all know what sort of "help" he offersimg. Update Fucking whiners.img MORE UPDATE:Having single handedly destroyed the myth of the Gay Hero,img Ed now sets his sights on... The idea that the Gays would ever help non gaysimg
589 22 22 21.133 1.041 143 0.154 21.785 1.01 265 0.083 22.906 0.96 18.973 1.16 2008 11 Update to a slightly older item: During Ed's last burst of activity, he made up some numbersimg and then wanted to banhammer BRichtigen, who added "fact" tags to them. Well, now he's back, and he just hammeredimg BRichtigen for not acceptingimg his Writing Assignment.img And what was the Writing Assignment? "Find sources for my made-up numbers." Update: 90img/10img = MYOBimg Update: Ups, the numbers I made up were wrongimg BRichtigen will get an apology, won't he?
590 16 18 21.135 0.757 143 0.112 21.785 0.734 265 0.06 22.918 0.698 18.982 0.843 2008 11 Brossa: Dear Ed, here are five examplesimg that completely negate your new "article".imgBugler: 90/10!imgEd: Dear Brossa, "Then put them in the article"img while I take a subtle swipe at HelpJazz.
591 42 48 21.129 1.988 143 0.294 21.785 1.928 265 0.158 22.929 1.832 18.991 2.212 2008 11 Liberace wasn't gay,img he was just a victim of the homosexual agenda. Wandal magnet: So were Robin Hoodimg and John Schlafly.img
592 5 13 21.176 0.236 143 0.035 21.785 0.23 265 0.019 22.941 0.218 19 0.263 2008 11 Kenny's not bragging very well. He's not told us about this little bit of Dembski butt licking. Is this a "Grassroot" or a "Fortress"?
593 3 9 21.162 0.142 143 0.021 21.785 0.138 265 0.011 22.952 0.131 19.009 0.158 2008 11 Selfish Ed bites off more than he can chewimg. If you want to start an argument Eddy boy, be sure that you can win it, or at least have something intelligent to say.
594 33 33 21.141 1.561 143 0.231 21.785 1.515 265 0.125 22.964 1.437 19.018 1.735 2008 11 What we're worried about is MOAR HITLER!img
595 25 25 21.161 1.181 143 0.175 21.785 1.148 265 0.094 22.975 1.088 19.027 1.314 2008 11 Stupid, bigoted homosimg, using their rights to protest. This is proof they're threatening us after we stripped them of their marriages!
596 13 25 21.168 0.614 143 0.091 21.785 0.597 265 0.049 22.986 0.566 19.036 0.683 2008 11 Ed Poor - so dumb, he blocks himself as punishment for ebil wrongdoingimg. (Note: he blocks himself for a fraction of the time he blocks others for the same offense)
597 15 17 21.175 0.708 143 0.105 21.785 0.689 265 0.057 22.998 0.652 19.045 0.788 2008 11 The CLEP is way better. It's, you know, multiple choiceimg.
598 14 16 21.168 0.661 143 0.098 21.785 0.643 265 0.053 23.009 0.608 19.054 0.735 2008 11 A new CP user has posted an intelligent, thoughtful refutation of the Obama-is-a-Muslim nonsenseimg. Any bets on how long s/he (or the article) will last...?
599 14 18 21.159 0.662 143 0.098 21.785 0.643 265 0.053 23.021 0.608 19.063 0.734 2008 11 Yet another priceless Andy-ism. "I do teaching writing!"img
600 20 22 21.153 0.945 143 0.14 21.785 0.918 265 0.075 23.032 0.868 19.072 1.049 2008 11 All of a sudden, the President's powers are very limited.img When did that happen?
601 6 8 21.155 0.284 143 0.042 21.785 0.275 265 0.023 23.044 0.26 19.081 0.314 2008 11 For the umpteenth time, Ken announces "Major Developments" regarding his Evolution article,img after some wacko recommends it. (WIGOed below hours ago, Ken - you're behind the times) And remember: Stay tuned for details!!!!!!!!!1 (and it only took him eight nine edits to do the entry!)
602 8 14 21.132 0.379 143 0.056 21.785 0.367 265 0.03 23.055 0.347 19.089 0.419 2008 11 Ed Poor tries to be nice: When are we all going to realize that in God's eyes there are no races? All people are His beloved children.img What about your eyes, Ed? And what about "niggers"? Or how about explaining the faux black accent and urban speakimg
603 6 12 21.12 0.284 143 0.042 21.785 0.275 265 0.023 23.066 0.26 19.098 0.314 2008 11 Better 17 hours lateimg than never.
604 61 61 21.104 2.89 143 0.427 21.785 2.8 265 0.23 23.078 2.643 19.107 3.192 2008 11 PJR takes on Andy & Ed in direct Konfrontationimg. It'll end in tears! It appears that PJR is taking a stand: removingimg the Muslim crap from Obama's page and now rewritingimg Ken's Mainpage bragging! (see entry 3 below) FIGHT! MOAR Andy reverts Philipimg and removes some comments that highlight Andy's tortured logic.img
605 18 18 21.172 0.85 143 0.126 21.785 0.826 265 0.068 23.089 0.78 19.116 0.942 2008 11 Schlafly Deceit on display for all to see. "Proper Perspective" = misquotingimg and "Format" = removing any trace of the actual quoteimg
606 10 12 21.167 0.472 143 0.07 21.785 0.459 265 0.038 23.101 0.433 19.125 0.523 2008 11 Interiotimg: From Ed Poor's heroimg to ASchlafly's pariahimg in just one week... Update: not a hero, an office hand: give him the stapler of honorimg
607 51 51 21.151 2.411 143 0.357 21.785 2.341 265 0.192 23.112 2.207 19.134 2.665 2008 11 ED BLOCKS PHIL!!!!img. Gives reason on Phil's talk pageimg. Phil unblocks himselfimg. Side dish of minor lulz: Ed's editimg removes BRichtigen's, which basically says Bugler's mistakes are covered up, proving his statement in just one minute!
608 36 38 21.202 1.698 143 0.252 21.785 1.653 265 0.136 23.124 1.557 19.143 1.881 2008 11 BRichtigen: Why did you block this guy?img Ed Poor: Same reason I'm blocking you. Goodbye!img Finally, the 90/10 rule is shown it's real purpose: to block whoever we want.img Massive Irony: Ed the math teacher: I try to be careful.img Unaware: Phil is rightimg. O RLY? 90/10!img But wait, it's 50/50img. UPDATE: Roger returns from the mountain to unblock the parodist the contributor because "he is doing good work."img
609 9 15 21.231 0.424 143 0.063 21.785 0.413 265 0.034 23.135 0.389 19.152 0.47 2008 11 Ed Poor: Nobody on Conservapedia has any rightsimg - only obligations.
610 7 9 21.22 0.33 143 0.049 21.785 0.321 265 0.026 23.146 0.302 19.161 0.365 2008 11 Ed's at it again. Here he blocks user SamuelAimg for 90/10, despite his being way under the threshold.img Enquiring minds want to know, does his ban have anything to do with this reversionimg of known parodist JPatt? Ed is so gone he is now defending obvious parody.
611 27 31 21.199 1.274 143 0.189 21.785 1.239 265 0.102 23.158 1.166 19.17 1.408 2008 11 Ed's lulz just never stops! He thinks that "AshleyS"img is an anagram of "ASchlafly". How's the writing class going, Ed?
612 34 38 21.216 1.603 143 0.238 21.785 1.561 265 0.128 23.169 1.467 19.179 1.773 2008 11 Another tragic incident in a public school? Exactly what I needed to make a snarky comment about Bibles.img
613 36 42 21.244 1.695 143 0.252 21.785 1.653 265 0.136 23.181 1.553 19.188 1.876 2008 11 The witnesses to the school knife attack could have apprehended the perpetrator with magic chivalry powersimg.
614 4 8 21.279 0.188 143 0.028 21.785 0.184 265 0.015 23.192 0.172 19.197 0.208 2008 11 The Wall Street Journal said something bad about a liberal. I better cite a Newsmax insteadimg!
615 14 14 21.257 0.659 143 0.098 21.785 0.643 265 0.053 23.204 0.603 19.206 0.729 2008 11 Ken decides that a plug for one of his articles deserves a victory lapimg as the top News story. Is a "News Story of the Year" proclamation far behind?
616 35 35 21.245 1.647 143 0.245 21.785 1.607 265 0.132 23.215 1.508 19.215 1.821 2008 11 Ed's idea of the day: a twelve step program to "cure" gay peopleimg of their Homosexuality Addiction. Mandatory Drama: KaraMel points outimg that Ed is an idiot, gets into an editimg warimg with a sysop, asksimg him to stop - and is banhammeredimg by Ed, who then thanksimg the wrong person. "Oops"img indeed. Read what you quote: Ed quotesimg from his source that "if sexual experiences happen repeatedly with members of the same sex, a homosexual addiction will result", but claimsimg he didn't not
617 23 23 21.268 1.081 143 0.161 21.785 1.056 265 0.087 23.226 0.99 19.224 1.196 2008 11 Ed's "Homosexuality + Nazi = Win" spree continues in "Homosexuality in Nazi Germany"img which, despite its title, is not about Nazi Germany at all.UPDATE Ed makes the entry more haz conciseimg UPDATE Ourimg "evidence!" (Note: The author have a very strong anti-homosexual platform. Now THAT'S "credible")
618 14 22 21.27 0.658 143 0.098 21.785 0.643 265 0.053 23.238 0.602 19.233 0.728 2008 11 Given his recent obsession with homosexuals and his continued use of the creepy "Uncle Ed" nickname, This responseimg wherein he requests a user email him a personal phone number, is downright terrifying. Goat cleanings begin in ten minutes Skin-crawling addition This one'simg every bit as horrifying.
619 10 10 21.272 0.47 143 0.07 21.785 0.459 265 0.038 23.249 0.43 19.242 0.52 2008 11 Thouimg shaltimg notimg complainimg.
620 15 15 21.253 0.706 143 0.105 21.785 0.689 265 0.057 23.261 0.645 19.251 0.779 2008 11 Another sysopimg points out how far out the Obama article is, gets blockedimg for it, and asks the obvious, "How can we claim to be trustworthy if we delete and block any debate?img" Bugler, who forgot ChrisS was a sysop, is apparently taking a short break. Update: A fellow student points out that this is a well-worn but pointlessimg path.
621 6 6 21.243 0.282 143 0.042 21.785 0.275 265 0.023 23.272 0.258 19.26 0.312 2008 11 Ed has run out of targets and starts snipingimg at old classics like the (factually correct) "Gay Bomb" entry... again (see the other entries in the log). This of course completely ignores things like the factimg (if we recall correctly) that a sysop created this page or the fact that RobSmith once even added itimg to the Bill Clinton page (which cued thisimg hilarious discussion we turned into a play).
622 19 19 21.217 0.895 143 0.133 21.785 0.872 265 0.072 23.283 0.816 19.269 0.986 2008 11 BRichtigen's block logimg has become some sort of running gag. Really, how many block reasons does Ed have to make up before the other sysops realize that opposing him is a waste of time? Though at least Philip triesimg to convince him of letting go.
623 4 6 21.214 0.189 143 0.028 21.785 0.184 265 0.015 23.295 0.172 19.278 0.207 2008 11 What is more facepalm-inducing: The fact that Ed "I was on Wikipedia since Day One and know the code inside out" Poor thinksimg that you can create tables with MediaWiki markup or that he generously offers to create a table if everybody else does all the content work?
624 22 22 21.188 1.038 143 0.154 21.785 1.01 265 0.083 23.306 0.944 19.287 1.141 2008 11 Conservapedia is not Biasedimg! Why in the world might one think that? Its not in the domain nameimg by chance is it?
625 18 18 21.19 0.849 143 0.126 21.785 0.826 265 0.068 23.318 0.772 19.297 0.933 2008 11 Help! Help! A liberal's gotten loose! Quick, call the guys in white coats!img
626 15 19 21.185 0.708 143 0.105 21.785 0.689 265 0.057 23.329 0.643 19.306 0.777 2008 11 Professor valuesimg: exposition of supposed connection between higher education and criminality... four paragraphs, dozens of examples, more than fifty citations. The My Lai massacreimg: infamous mass murder of hundreds of civilians... two sentences, no citations. Conservative priorities at work.
627 8 14 21.181 0.378 143 0.056 21.785 0.367 265 0.03 23.341 0.343 19.315 0.414 2008 11 In a lengthyimg post, PJR explains "how religion has nothing to do" with the opposition to homosexual marriage. No, that opposition stems instead from what Christians "understand to be the facts", which in his own words derives... from religious beliefs. Can someone explain it to me?
628 16 16 21.169 0.756 143 0.112 21.785 0.734 265 0.06 23.352 0.685 19.324 0.828 2008 11 So long as we're on teh gays, Ed claims they "make it hard to be friendsimg". No Ed, they just don't want to be friends with a bigot like you. (for extra points, note the "gays can't love" meme)
629 7 7 21.161 0.331 143 0.049 21.785 0.321 265 0.026 23.363 0.3 19.333 0.362 2008 11 Ed Poor: "despite being a Christian I consider myself a Muslimimg". (Actually, Ed, you're neither. You're a Moonie.)
630 4 8 21.137 0.189 143 0.028 21.785 0.184 265 0.015 23.375 0.171 19.342 0.207 2008 11 Best reason yet to conclude Obama is a Muslim: "Friends with known Muslims"img. Not that there's anything wrong with that!img
631 15 15 21.116 0.71 143 0.105 21.785 0.689 265 0.057 23.386 0.641 19.351 0.775 2008 11 Ed "Educator" Poor to potential student: "Your writing is chatty and vapid, yet it says nothing of interest.img"
632 8 12 21.106 0.379 143 0.056 21.785 0.367 265 0.03 23.398 0.342 19.36 0.413 2008 11 Idiot.img Updateimg
633 13 15 21.091 0.616 143 0.091 21.785 0.597 265 0.049 23.409 0.555 19.369 0.671 2008 11 Wasn't the first rule of the secret groupimg not to talk about it? UPDATE: Yes.img
634 19 19 21.081 0.901 143 0.133 21.785 0.872 265 0.072 23.421 0.811 19.378 0.98 2008 11 OMG, Obama's a Muslim, he chose a secret service code derived from a Spanish word that means converted Islamimg except that 1, he didn't choose the name, the secret service chose it for him 2, Renegado hasn't meant apostate for many years, as popular usage took the word over and 3, Does anyone really think that the archaic meaning of a Spanish word takes precedence over the modern English meaning?
635 12 14 21.078 0.569 143 0.084 21.785 0.551 265 0.045 23.432 0.512 19.387 0.619 2008 11 Ed, you're making it too easy, please stop,img No really, stopimg For god sake man, stop talkingimg
637 19 19 21.066 0.902 143 0.133 21.785 0.872 265 0.072 23.455 0.81 19.405 0.979 2008 11 Tim makes Ed his bitchimg. Awaiting ensuing hilarity. UPDATE Moron!img
638 7 11 21.063 0.332 143 0.049 21.785 0.321 265 0.026 23.466 0.298 19.415 0.361 2008 11 Thanks, Ed, I was hoping to vomit up my lunch.img
639 20 20 21.047 0.95 143 0.14 21.785 0.918 265 0.075 23.478 0.852 19.424 1.03 2008 11 Classic example of CP's good old double standards:Alan: "Fox News saidimg Palin didn't know Africa is a continent..."Bugler: "This is unsubstantiated, sneering tittle-tattle!"img *hammers*imgEd Poor: "Hey, Fox News said Palin didn't know Africa is a continent..." *puts it on the Main Page*img UPDATE: Fox News is liberal.img
640 16 16 21.045 0.76 143 0.112 21.785 0.734 265 0.06 23.489 0.681 19.433 0.823 2008 11 CP now has an article on Homosexual obsessionimg. Good. A topic they are experts on. But it doesn't have a picture of KenDoll!
641 10 12 21.037 0.475 143 0.07 21.785 0.459 265 0.038 23.501 0.426 19.442 0.514 2008 11 How to become an Administrator: Being against these icky homosexualsimg, for starters. Changing some convictions? Checked!img And of course, collecting some Brownie points at the expense of your fellow editors: All right!img (Update: A little bit overzealous...img) Way to go, Foxtrot, way to go...
642 -1 7 21.023 -0.048 143 -0.007 21.785 -0.046 265 -0.004 23.512 -0.043 19.451 -0.051 2008 11 Think KenDoll is Conservapedia's worst writer? He's got some stiff competitionimg. MOAR: Jesus had sisters?img Odd thing for a bishop to be claiming. Huh?img
643 14 16 21 0.667 143 0.098 21.785 0.643 265 0.053 23.523 0.595 19.46 0.719 2008 11 TK returnsimg.
644 10 14 20.992 0.476 143 0.07 21.785 0.459 265 0.038 23.535 0.425 19.469 0.514 2008 11 WTF Moment: informing people that Andy worked under Obamaimg for the Harvard Law Review is pushing liberal biasimg?
645 5 5 20.981 0.238 143 0.035 21.785 0.23 265 0.019 23.546 0.212 19.478 0.257 2008 11 No, REALLY?img Now why would they do a weird thing like that?
646 5 9 20.955 0.239 143 0.035 21.785 0.23 265 0.019 23.558 0.212 19.487 0.257 2008 11 Andy holds the lineimg against notorious Liberal...Ed Poorimg ?
647 3 3 20.936 0.143 143 0.021 21.785 0.138 265 0.011 23.569 0.127 19.497 0.154 2008 11 A compromise! Half way between Atheists giving less to charityimg than Godophiles and Atheists mass murderingimg millions of their subjects is... Atheists mutilating each other for sexual pleasure!img
648 17 17 20.908 0.813 143 0.119 21.785 0.78 265 0.064 23.581 0.721 19.506 0.872 2008 11 "Obama seems to have learned nothing from Schlafly."img What a coincidence, neither have the homeschoolers.
649 13 13 20.901 0.622 143 0.091 21.785 0.597 265 0.049 23.592 0.551 19.515 0.666 2008 11 Alright, that's it. After yet another great entry from Ed Poor, it's getting tiresome to report so many of his edits. Just refresh this pageimg from now on. Update: Tim vapesimg it.
650 26 26 20.889 1.245 143 0.182 21.785 1.193 265 0.098 23.603 1.102 19.524 1.332 2008 11 Bungler getsimg nastyimg. He does realize Tim is one of the longest-serving sysops at CP, right? Don't expect Andy to back him up though, he's off hiding under the covers until the trouble goes away. Update No matter how bad things are, Creepy Ed can make it worseimg. Can it be? Is Ed picking on Bugler?img
651 16 16 20.897 0.766 143 0.112 21.785 0.734 265 0.06 23.615 0.678 19.533 0.819 2008 11 You have to love the reasons people have for blockingimg on CP. We still love you, Bohdan.
652 5 13 20.889 0.239 143 0.035 21.785 0.23 265 0.019 23.626 0.212 19.542 0.256 2008 11 Fundie philosophy in a nutshellimg.
653 11 11 20.877 0.527 143 0.077 21.785 0.505 265 0.042 23.638 0.465 19.552 0.563 2008 11 TK pulls his non-existent "rank"img on a poor European.
654 23 23 20.861 1.103 143 0.161 21.785 1.056 265 0.087 23.649 0.973 19.561 1.176 2008 11 JArneal: "Don't call me a liberal. I am waiting for an apology."img Aschlafly: "what's your position on abortion, same-sex marriage, and allowing classroom prayer in public school?"img UPDATE Still waitingimg!
655 6 6 20.865 0.288 143 0.042 21.785 0.275 265 0.023 23.661 0.254 19.57 0.307 2008 11 PJR reverts a guy because he used evolutionist argumentsimg in the YEC that PJR claims are discredited (although scientists agree they're not). Perhaps he was taking the example of your fine evolutionimg page, which is nothing but discredited arguments against the title subject, Phil.
656 12 12 20.841 0.576 143 0.084 21.785 0.551 265 0.045 23.672 0.507 19.579 0.613 2008 11 Ah, 'tis Sunday, so Philosopher Andy ponders why we ageimg. Er... actually no he doesn't... I have no idea what he's pondering, except there's another dig at Obama in there
657 14 14 20.827 0.672 143 0.098 21.785 0.643 265 0.053 23.683 0.591 19.588 0.715 2008 11 Somebody directly asksimg Andy to take a position on Bugler's douchery. Banhammer in 3... 2...
658 8 8 20.817 0.384 143 0.056 21.785 0.367 265 0.03 23.695 0.338 19.597 0.408 2008 11 No, Foxtrot, I think HelpJazz described it quite accuratelyimg.
659 19 19 20.797 0.914 143 0.133 21.785 0.872 265 0.072 23.706 0.801 19.607 0.969 2008 11 Sign of the apocalypse: Conservative being . . . reasonableimg?!?!?!
660 16 24 20.794 0.769 143 0.112 21.785 0.734 265 0.06 23.718 0.675 19.616 0.816 2008 11 Ah, a deep questionimg indeed...
661 27 31 20.799 1.298 143 0.189 21.785 1.239 265 0.102 23.729 1.138 19.625 1.376 2008 11 Bugler vs. HelpJazz. Ready? Fight!img Update Ken and HSmom, you're next!img Ed: Bugler, please stop, or I'll email someoneimg who will deliberately ignore this whole situation like the coward he is.
662 13 17 20.815 0.625 143 0.091 21.785 0.597 265 0.049 23.74 0.548 19.634 0.662 2008 11 We all thought that Bugler and the other really notorious bullies at CP did what they did because of some kind of power trip, or perhaps just as recreation. No. It turns out that, in Bugler's case, it's a religious practiceimg! What church does he go to?
663 24 32 20.809 1.153 143 0.168 21.785 1.102 265 0.091 23.752 1.01 19.643 1.222 2008 11 TK gets blockedimg after being back on site less than 48 hours, for calling BrianCo a fraudimg, while referring to BrianCo as "Genghis"! Huh? Ahhh good old TK drama. Update: Bugler comes to the rescueimg, while Jallen destroysimg Helpjazz's chance for Sysopship edit rights being treated as a normal editor not being called a dirty liberal hippie.
664 19 19 20.826 0.912 143 0.133 21.785 0.872 265 0.072 23.763 0.8 19.653 0.967 2008 11 Karajou didn't come from no apes or monkeys!img Moar Karajou fails at scienceimg. But we knew that. Keep it coming: Scientists' *Beliefs* are so strong that they will actually scrutinize themimg.
665 21 21 20.823 1.008 143 0.147 21.785 0.964 265 0.079 23.775 0.883 19.662 1.068 2008 11 If Leader believes it, We believe it, too.img Cited results are easy to find. For instance, "Leader believes" (Leader, 2008)img
666 26 26 20.824 1.249 143 0.182 21.785 1.193 265 0.098 23.786 1.093 19.671 1.322 2008 11 Andy: I used to read The Economist but I got so tired of the simplistic view. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to add some improvements to my Professor Values and Obama Mind-Control articles...
667 6 8 20.832 0.288 143 0.042 21.785 0.275 265 0.023 23.798 0.252 19.68 0.305 2008 11 Smilin' Uncle Ed hopes to talk about church choirs and Boy Scout Troops. Hmm. After entries like this, I have to wonder, what will he have to say about those organizations...
668 26 26 20.812 1.249 143 0.182 21.785 1.193 265 0.098 23.809 1.092 19.69 1.32 2008 11 Andy only wants articles on educational subjects.img Really Andy? did you get your doctorate in Liberal Friendship?img Or maybe Gays in sports?img Well it obviously wasn't Statisticsimg
669 22 24 20.82 1.057 143 0.154 21.785 1.01 265 0.083 23.82 0.924 19.699 1.117 2008 11 So HelpJazz can't block TK for douchebaggeryimg because non-sysop block rights are only for combatting vandalism.img Somebody points out that HelpJazz was given block rights before this policy was written.img Bugler walks in and treats us to some irony.img Update: "Screw you, Jallen, everything is vandalismimg if I say so!"
670 30 30 20.825 1.441 143 0.21 21.785 1.377 265 0.113 23.832 1.259 19.708 1.522 2008 11 Holy crap, Philip Rayment drops the W-Bomb on Schlafly!img Which means, comparing him to Wikipedia... Update: Andy's non sequiturimg: Why does an Australian care about an encyclopedia's accuracy?!
671 4 10 20.839 0.192 143 0.028 21.785 0.184 265 0.015 23.843 0.168 19.717 0.203 2008 11 Andrew Schlafly: Wikimaster extraordinaireimg.
672 31 33 20.822 1.489 143 0.217 21.785 1.423 265 0.117 23.855 1.3 19.727 1.571 2008 11 Obama supporters surprised! There is a 20%! 60%! 90%! likelihood their candidate is a Muslimimg. But not 0%. Oh no. THIS JUST IN: PJR has rejoined the fray with a vengeance!img MOAR: PJR starts making changesimg, but Andy's cavalry regains the battlefieldimg.
673 5 7 20.841 0.24 143 0.035 21.785 0.23 265 0.019 23.866 0.21 19.736 0.253 2008 11 Transparency: Conservapedia Styleimg. Surprisingly, no block is issued, yet.
674 18 24 20.82 0.865 143 0.126 21.785 0.826 265 0.068 23.878 0.754 19.745 0.912 2008 11 Jallen and PJR come in to put a muzzleimg on Bugler's blocking for non-vandalism. Update Bugler tells PJR what he thinksimg of him, and then creates what is obviously a totally unrelated new articleimg.
675 8 12 20.824 0.384 143 0.056 21.785 0.367 265 0.03 23.889 0.335 19.754 0.405 2008 11 TK copies his argumentsimg from TexasDarlin, one of the affirmatively WORST sites on the internet (read about them on YesToDemocracy and Submitted to a Candid World). Seriously. They're a batshit crazy mix of xenophobic fake Democrats and conspiracy theorists.
676 9 11 20.811 0.432 143 0.063 21.785 0.413 265 0.034 23.9 0.377 19.764 0.455 2008 11 It's been said many times before, but never gets old. CP's version of tolerance: ostracize the students who don't want to participate in classroom prayerimg.
677 11 13 20.796 0.529 143 0.077 21.785 0.505 265 0.042 23.912 0.46 19.773 0.556 2008 11 Tim speaks the the truth to powerimg about the 90/10 rule.
678 8 12 20.784 0.385 143 0.056 21.785 0.367 265 0.03 23.923 0.334 19.782 0.404 2008 11 Two hours block for calling PJR a liar? Isn't that a little bit harsh on poor Bugler? Oh yes, it is: 27 min will be sufficientimg. UPDATE: LEAVE BRITNEY PHILIPimg ALONE!
679 6 8 20.771 0.289 143 0.042 21.785 0.275 265 0.023 23.935 0.251 19.791 0.303 2008 11 Ed threatensimg to go to Andy if the bickering doesn't stop (again). Here is a hint Ed: If Andy had any intention of keeping his blog from being a playground for whiny wingnuts and parodists, he would have done something about it by now. MOER Now Ed tells Bugler to ..cool itimg.
680 4 6 20.752 0.193 143 0.028 21.785 0.184 265 0.015 23.946 0.167 19.801 0.202 2008 11 Not only is Ed making shit up again,img but the writing teacher doesn't seem to understand the concept of proper comma use, complete sentences or redundancy. UPDATE: He can't seem to make out inherent irony eitherimg
681 7 9 20.729 0.338 143 0.049 21.785 0.321 265 0.026 23.958 0.292 19.81 0.353 2008 11 The new teen pregnancyimg article: Bugler's apparently never heard of Sarah Palin's daughter. Ed "Send me your childrenimg" Poor wants to clarifyimg something.
682 15 15 20.711 0.724 143 0.105 21.785 0.689 265 0.057 23.969 0.626 19.819 0.757 2008 11 "Uncle Ed" has a little advice for HelpJazz You obviously can't handle the power you've been given.img You should lose all your rights and shut the fuck up. Thanks Ed. This advice of course comes after removingimg both the section where it was established that Jazz used his powers properly and the one where Jazz showedimg why he had blocked TK.
683 6 8 20.703 0.29 143 0.042 21.785 0.275 265 0.023 23.98 0.25 19.829 0.303 2008 11 At 138 words, Ed's transcription of this interview snippet is at 4.6 words per minuteimg
684 9 11 20.684 0.435 143 0.063 21.785 0.413 265 0.034 23.992 0.375 19.838 0.454 2008 11 Ed: "Bugler, for attacking sysop PJR, I blockimg you for one whole day!"Jpatt: "Have mercy!img We need him!"Ed: "Oh, all right...img but just this once..." *unblocks*(And in the meantime, Jazz sendsimg himself into an 81-hourimg exile, but almost nobody gives a shit.)
685 10 10 20.669 0.484 143 0.07 21.785 0.459 265 0.038 24.003 0.417 19.847 0.504 2008 11 Ed on how to collaborateimg: I insert things everyone agrees about, Schlafly reverts them, I kiss his ass anyway. It's that simple, people!
686 9 11 20.653 0.436 143 0.063 21.785 0.413 265 0.034 24.015 0.375 19.857 0.453 2008 11 Andy reminds all that A, we don't know that Obama is the first black president and B, "By now our society is long past judging people by their race"img Only liberals say otherwise. That's why the secret service was called in earlier than any candidate in history and why they've already broken up three assassination plots you schmuck
687 8 8 20.639 0.388 143 0.056 21.785 0.367 265 0.03 24.026 0.333 19.866 0.403 2008 11 Make sure you have your irony meter safety-buffered as Conservativeimg schools Andy on how to write a coherent and informative article.
688 13 13 20.62 0.63 143 0.091 21.785 0.597 265 0.049 24.038 0.541 19.875 0.654 2008 11 What do you do when people constantly break the rules? You ban them. What do you do when trolls like Bugler constantly break the rules? You change the rules.img
689 7 7 20.608 0.34 143 0.049 21.785 0.321 265 0.026 24.049 0.291 19.884 0.352 2008 11 Maybe they should have compared their notes before addressing the crowd: "We don't goimg by what the majority wants! Especially notimg when that majority is a minority!" Or maybe that was just a subtle swipeimg at Andy?
690 27 37 20.588 1.311 143 0.189 21.785 1.239 265 0.102 24.06 1.122 19.894 1.357 2008 11 Quality wandalismimg
691 17 17 20.613 0.825 143 0.119 21.785 0.78 265 0.064 24.072 0.706 19.903 0.854 2008 11 Most definitely should've compared notes before speaking up: TK defendsimg Aziraphale against 90/10 abuse, saying that "one has to look at more than the here and now in judging others, otherwise we become 'what have you done for me lately' thinkers" - and 25 minutes later, Aziraphale gets a 90/10 blockimg by Andy. Oops.
692 10 12 20.607 0.485 143 0.07 21.785 0.459 265 0.038 24.083 0.415 19.912 0.502 2008 11 After tons of items about the ongoing Bugler/Andy/Ed/TK/Jpatt/etc. orgy, here's a CP Unicorn Chaser moment in the form of oldskool Lulz: Joaquín Martínez insistsimg on adding random images, much to the frustrationimg of people who actually try to do some good.
693 24 24 20.594 1.165 143 0.168 21.785 1.102 265 0.091 24.095 0.996 19.922 1.205 2008 11 No words. No words...img Update: JeanJacques removes itimg, BHarlan puts it right back upimg.
694 6 12 20.599 0.291 143 0.042 21.785 0.275 265 0.023 24.106 0.249 19.931 0.301 2008 11 In the midst of turmoil an old friend (Fox) pops in to crow over the misfortunes of the BNPimg.
695 13 13 20.587 0.631 143 0.091 21.785 0.597 265 0.049 24.118 0.539 19.941 0.652 2008 11 Deborah really doesn't likeimg Messianic Judaism. I hope Fox has been taking his hypertension meds. Update: Deb ups the anteimg. Update: Catch it while you can.img
696 21 23 20.575 1.021 143 0.147 21.785 0.964 265 0.079 24.129 0.87 19.95 1.053 2008 11 Ed the writing teacher unveils his daily gem.img MOAR: Please, Ed, keep it coming!img
697 -3 17 20.579 -0.146 143 -0.021 21.785 -0.138 265 -0.011 24.14 -0.124 19.959 -0.15 2008 11 JM's Famous American Artistsimg: writer Herman Melville, photographer Richard Avedon, musician John Coltrane? No! Writer Chuck Palahniuk, photographer Charlie White, musician Ethelbert Nevin? Absolutely!
698 21 21 20.574 1.021 143 0.147 21.785 0.964 265 0.079 24.152 0.87 19.969 1.052 2008 11 Ed Poor, master debater: "Ed, this reference isn't credible, the guy was kicked out of the APA for his repugnant views."img - "Nuh uh, he quit before they kicked him out so it doesn't count."img - "But he still holds horrible views"img - "I'm not talking to you until you say I'm right"img - "Fine, you were right"img - "Good, now what do you have against bias motivated conclusions perfectly innocent surveys?"img (Oh, and the mandatory conclusion of any debate with Ed: A fancyimg block)
699 11 21 20.574 0.535 143 0.077 21.785 0.505 265 0.042 24.163 0.455 19.978 0.551 2008 11 A parodyimg, or unpublished version of Ed's autobiography?
700 6 10 20.575 0.292 143 0.042 21.785 0.275 265 0.023 24.175 0.248 19.987 0.3 2008 11 Looks like Ken's getting a bit impatientimg (to say nothing of sarcastic) about the writing assignmentimg he gave PJR.
701 2 10 20.559 0.097 143 0.014 21.785 0.092 265 0.008 24.186 0.083 19.997 0.1 2008 11 Ed's insights on Holywood just keep comin'! The latest: "Didn't I just write this article about a teen girl movie? No, it must have been at Wikipediaimg." Except it wasn't.
702 12 16 20.544 0.584 143 0.084 21.785 0.551 265 0.045 24.197 0.496 20.006 0.6 2008 11 Andy explainsimg why he's been a bit crazy lately.
703 47 49 20.537 2.289 143 0.329 21.785 2.157 265 0.177 24.209 1.941 20.015 2.348 2008 11 PJR makes a stand on the Obama article: ""Liberal" is an ad hominem...when it's said without any grounds other than disagreeing with a single point of view, then I'd classify as abusive.img" Then, he calls Andy a liarimg! Update: Even Kenservative thinks it's bogusimg.
704 3 17 20.579 0.146 143 0.021 21.785 0.138 265 0.011 24.22 0.124 20.025 0.15 2008 11 It's a rare thing when the Koward is funny on purpose, but thisimg combinationimg made me smile. Uh, it was supposed to be funny, wasn't it?
705 2 16 20.574 0.097 143 0.014 21.785 0.092 265 0.008 24.232 0.083 20.034 0.1 2008 11 Taking away property rights for a "good cause" is nasty.img Unless, of course, you don't agree with the victims' politicsimg or don't like what theyimg do in the sack!img
706 -7 37 20.567 -0.34 143 -0.049 21.785 -0.321 265 -0.026 24.243 -0.289 20.044 -0.349 2008 11 A little good, old-fashioned Mormon bashing!img
707 39 39 20.591 1.894 143 0.273 21.785 1.79 265 0.147 24.255 1.608 20.053 1.945 2008 11 Tomorrow's Conservapedia Day... Let the party parody begin!img (Bugler, you're my idol!) Update: What tribute to Conservapedia Day could possibly be complete without MOAR HITLERimg?! Moar: It doesn't matter if "educationalist" is a real word or not.img The point is the brushstroke it adds to the sentence...
708 55 59 20.618 2.668 143 0.385 21.785 2.525 265 0.208 24.266 2.267 20.062 2.741 2008 11 A great post by Andy on gun control: "You disagree with me, you are not a conservative."img (simultaneously demonstrating that his knowledge of other countries is greater than natives of those countries). Also, ungrammatical ode to guns of the day: "Conservatives (and anyone who realizes that the overwhelmingly defensive use of guns) oppose gun control..." Update: "What dictionary says that your definition is correct?"img - "The one I wrote, duh."img (More lulz: the article Andy points to doesn'
709 8 18 20.673 0.387 143 0.056 21.785 0.367 265 0.03 24.277 0.33 20.072 0.399 2008 11 Winds of Change, activate! After months of presenting McCain as the best American ever and one election gone horribly wrong for Republicans, Croco and Phyllis figureimg that he wasn't that great after all.
711 35 39 20.67 1.693 143 0.245 21.785 1.607 265 0.132 24.3 1.44 20.091 1.742 2008 11 Well what do you know - "Major developments" did happen in relation to Conservapedia's evolution article, as I.D. leader William Dembski actually shows some intelligence and removes his former recommendation for it. Happy Conservapedia Day, Ken! Update: Ken clarifies that Uncommon Descent only featured the CP articles because he asked Dembski nicely and that the new guy in charge is apparently trying to avoid linking to his idiotic rants./vote> 89Wow.imgimg Thatimgimg wasimgimg soimgimg i
712 14 18 20.696 0.676 143 0.098 21.785 0.643 265 0.053 24.312 0.576 20.1 0.697 2008 11 I'm sure thisimg has something to do with homosexuality. Right? Update: Ahh, now it does.img
713 12 12 20.692 0.58 143 0.084 21.785 0.551 265 0.045 24.323 0.493 20.11 0.597 2008 11 Oh myimg. In a blistering stream of consciousness, TK reclaims the right to ad hom for American conservatism! Worse yet, DeanS suggestsimg that TK use his new insights to expand CP's ad hom article!
714 0 6 20.68 0 143 0 21.785 0 265 0 24.335 0 20.119 0 2008 11 Yeah, ask a legal question from a Schlaflyimg that might actually know what the hell he's talking about.
715 5 11 20.659 0.242 143 0.035 21.785 0.23 265 0.019 24.346 0.205 20.128 0.248 2008 11 Say what? Uncle Ed offers TK a nice, hot cup of STFU!img
716 42 44 20.645 2.034 143 0.294 21.785 1.928 265 0.158 24.357 1.724 20.138 2.086 2008 11 Displaying his stunning insight in to people of other cultures, Andy blocks a user with a relatively common Indian nameimg telling him to come back with his real first name and last initial. After all, all those Indian guys on the end of the phone are called Dave and Bob....
717 17 17 20.678 0.822 143 0.119 21.785 0.78 265 0.064 24.369 0.698 20.147 0.844 2008 11 Andy's contributions to the great non-event which was Conservapedia Day: five reverts and one thank you.
718 29 29 20.673 1.403 143 0.203 21.785 1.331 265 0.109 24.38 1.189 20.157 1.439 2008 11 If Unca Ed dislikes your subjectimg, you'd best not write about her. Update: AlanS wasn'timg too happyimg with Ed nuking his contribs (twice)img - with predictableimg consequences. Injury, meet Insult: The protest posts vanishimg into the memoryhole.img Update: Jpatt (the guy who wrote the other half of the article) is alsoimg slightly pissed off. Updater Gee, Ed, your casual attitudeimg would be a lot more convincing if you hadn't already blocked a guy for suggesting the same damn thing. - Not
719 29 29 20.685 1.402 143 0.203 21.785 1.331 265 0.109 24.392 1.189 20.166 1.438 2008 11 It's a fine line between parody and serious nutjob: While Andy implicitly approvedimg of this essay, Fox saysimg it's parody. This one might be fun... OH YES! It's deletedimg - and undeleted! And Fox is blox'dimg by, of course, the serial anti-Semite himself, Uncy Ed! Fox rox: Bam, bitch!img
720 14 16 20.697 0.676 143 0.098 21.785 0.643 265 0.053 24.403 0.574 20.176 0.694 2008 11 What do those abused women know, it could just be a syndromeimg for all we know. Oh, thatimg explains it...
721 14 22 20.69 0.677 143 0.098 21.785 0.643 265 0.053 24.415 0.573 20.185 0.694 2008 11 Conservative loves Richard Dawkins so much, he put the same Dawkins quote in twoimg placesimg on the home page: "What’s to prevent us from saying Hitler wasn’t right? I mean, that is a genuinely difficult question." He thinks Dawkins is saying that Hitler was right. Obviously he never bothered to read the rest of the quote: "But whatever [defines morality], it’s not the Bible. If it was, we’d be stoning people for breaking the Sabbath." If we point out the mistake, d'you think ♥&nb
722 25 27 20.692 1.208 143 0.175 21.785 1.148 265 0.094 24.426 1.024 20.195 1.238 2008 11 The Conservapedia Day Awardsimg roll out... and Ken thinks it's all about him and whatever he did yesterday. Update Ed, you already won the Biggest Idiot award, you can stop campaigningimg now.
723 2 28 20.701 0.097 143 0.014 21.785 0.092 265 0.008 24.437 0.082 20.204 0.099 2008 11 It had to happen - after "Do as I say, not as I do" comes "Actually, don't do as I say, either": DeanS givesimg instructions, a user followsimg them... and is revertedimg and blocked.img
724 19 19 20.711 0.917 143 0.133 21.785 0.872 265 0.072 24.449 0.777 20.214 0.94 2008 11 Up is down. Suddenly CP is opposingimg tax cuts. Too bad they weren't so cautious earlier.
725 8 16 20.709 0.386 143 0.056 21.785 0.367 265 0.03 24.46 0.327 20.223 0.396 2008 11 Perfick, just perfickimg.
726 19 21 20.702 0.918 143 0.133 21.785 0.872 265 0.072 24.472 0.776 20.233 0.939 2008 11 Kick off twoimg articlesimg simultaneously, place the image in the wrong one, get blocked for three monthsimg - welcome to Conservapedia. Rarity! Foxtrot acts as if he didn't do the blockingimg and rectifies this injustice.
727 48 48 20.703 2.319 143 0.336 21.785 2.203 265 0.181 24.483 1.961 20.242 2.371 2008 11 The Australian Revolution explodes! Philip reverts teh Assfly on the Obama nonsenseimg... and the Assfly counterattacksimg. But the Australians are tough people.img Go Philip, go!!!!1Update: That information is unfounded, but founded... got it?img Update 2: Phil meets TK in holy battle on Andy's talk page.img Moar Has Ed's personal protection of Bungler ever been MORE FREAKIN' OBVIOUSimg?
728 25 25 20.741 1.205 143 0.175 21.785 1.148 265 0.094 24.495 1.021 20.252 1.234 2008 11 Operation Bugler Ãœber Alles proceeds apace: Calling Bugler a cancer on Conservapedia gets you a three-month forced sabbaticalimg and a snarky edit to your user page.img Seriously, if Bugler is a parodist bent on destroying CP by setting editor against editor, he could scarcely be doing a better job of it. Update: Foxtrot regrets his snark,img and blocks himself for an hourimg, which is totally on par with the three-month block he gave Ferno for using Bugler's own words against him. Totally fair
729 50 50 20.747 2.41 143 0.35 21.785 2.295 265 0.189 24.506 2.04 20.261 2.468 2008 11 Phil rushes towards a constitutional crisisimg by yelling at Andy. Who's excited? Tomorrow we get to see whether Andy's need to be debilitatingly douchey trumps his need for productive editors. Barkeep - $5,000 on "yes." Update: Andy made over 100 edits - including three reverts of Phil's comments - since this moronic commentimg which made Phil to ask for an apology. But the great leader didn't answer to one of Phil's pleas for more than three days - and counting...
730 -7 27 20.788 -0.337 143 -0.049 21.785 -0.321 265 -0.026 24.517 -0.286 20.271 -0.345 2008 11 Bugler about to out himselfimg...? "Entryism" indeed! We watch with baited breath...
731 11 19 20.797 0.529 143 0.077 21.785 0.505 265 0.042 24.529 0.448 20.28 0.542 2008 11 Distort D'Newsa's scientific method: Find a couple of "scientists" who think God is on the other end of the proverbial telephone, make a lot of noise about how science has admitted there's a Godimg, watch your cheerleading squad go berserk!
732 16 26 20.795 0.769 143 0.112 21.785 0.734 265 0.06 24.54 0.652 20.29 0.789 2008 11 Liveblog #2: My Girl!img Get your popcorn...UPDATE: She hemorrhagingimg.
733 40 40 20.802 1.923 143 0.28 21.785 1.836 265 0.151 24.552 1.629 20.299 1.971 2008 11 MOAR ED: Classic needless information removal.img And the ignorance shall set you free!
734 7 15 20.829 0.336 143 0.049 21.785 0.321 265 0.026 24.563 0.285 20.309 0.345 2008 11 Remember how Ed claimed to consider himself a Muslim?img He's still working on it.img
735 55 59 20.821 2.642 143 0.385 21.785 2.525 265 0.208 24.575 2.238 20.318 2.707 2008 11 I know your name can't be "Lisa"img because, um...well...never mind. Banned. Soimg muchimg stupid,img soimg littleimg time. (Note: (account creation disabled) blocks the user's IP, so she can't recreate anyway)
736 37 37 20.874 1.773 143 0.259 21.785 1.698 265 0.14 24.586 1.505 20.328 1.82 2008 11 Andy finally replies to Phil's glove slapimg... by referring to his "inappropriate bolding,"img and making the same damn arguments for the 18th time. Phil may be learning that you can't argue with a brick wall. Update: TK insists, Phil is a liberal.img Maybe Phil could've won this fight if it were just him against Andy - but throw in Bungler, and TK in Super-Mecha-Brown-Nosing Mode, and it's a hopeless fight. Update #2: TK accuses Phil of "lib'rul deceit," in almost as many words,img while calli
737 4 20 20.897 0.191 143 0.028 21.785 0.184 265 0.015 24.597 0.163 20.337 0.197 2008 11 More logic from Conservapedia: If someone says "n****r"img on the radio and the censors jump on them, they are politically-correct moonbats bent on the destruction of American culture. But if someone says "f***"img on the radio and the censors don't jump, they are politically-correct moonbats, etc.
738 18 26 20.895 0.861 143 0.126 21.785 0.826 265 0.068 24.609 0.731 20.347 0.885 2008 11 Only biased liberalsimg think that it's bigoted & wrong to bomb abortion clinics.
739 13 15 20.903 0.622 143 0.091 21.785 0.597 265 0.049 24.62 0.528 20.356 0.639 2008 11 Conservapedia: Ideological blockingimg? Thisimg, thisimg, thisimg, thisimg, and this oneimg is especially valid, since the user was unblocked all three times. This will be fun to watch. Irony: After making the article, this block tooimg, which is 80/20 and not 90/10. More: Ed unblocks Dinsdaleimg... coincidence?
740 8 24 20.894 0.383 143 0.056 21.785 0.367 265 0.03 24.632 0.325 20.366 0.393 2008 11 Nowimg it's EDitor in chief Poor!
741 12 18 20.899 0.574 143 0.084 21.785 0.551 265 0.045 24.643 0.487 20.375 0.589 2008 11 Oh, I get it Ed. Silo had sex with a female, so he's eximg-gay. No doubt the result of penguin reparative therapy.
742 74 76 20.895 3.542 143 0.517 21.785 3.397 265 0.279 24.654 3.001 20.385 3.63 2008 11 Bigger.img BIGGER!img BIGGER!!!!imgBIGGER!!!!!!11!!1img Oh, God, yes---BIGGER!!1!11!!11img
743 26 26 20.971 1.24 143 0.182 21.785 1.193 265 0.098 24.666 1.054 20.395 1.275 2008 11 That's how it always is with the Sith: One masterimg, one apprenticeimg. Feelimg theimg powerimg of the Dark Side!
744 14 20 20.978 0.667 143 0.098 21.785 0.643 265 0.053 24.677 0.567 20.404 0.686 2008 11 Uh-oh... Eight months after stripping TK of his rights, Andy (who clearly has the attention span of a gnat) startsimg giving 'em back.
745 21 25 20.977 1.001 143 0.147 21.785 0.964 265 0.079 24.689 0.851 20.414 1.029 2008 11 Liberals are obsessed with Homosexuality! so are conservativesimg! Oh no they're notimg! Oh yes they areimg! Oh no they're notimg! ...
747 9 13 20.982 0.429 143 0.063 21.785 0.413 265 0.034 24.712 0.364 20.433 0.44 2008 11 Dean joins Conservativeimg in Godwin 101.
748 64 66 20.971 3.052 143 0.448 21.785 2.938 265 0.242 24.723 2.589 20.442 3.131 2008 11 Step right up folks! All your favorite Schlaflyisms in one place!img. Hear the "You're Clueless!", Gasp at the denigration of Obama, laugh at the hilarious typos, be shocked at the offensive anti-British sign off!!
750 10 18 21.033 0.475 143 0.07 21.785 0.459 265 0.038 24.746 0.404 20.462 0.489 2008 11 Armageddon must be at hand: Ken's removedimg a Hitler pic.
751 32 34 21.029 1.522 143 0.224 21.785 1.469 265 0.121 24.757 1.293 20.471 1.563 2008 11 Fox: "I'm packingimg my bagsimg and never coming backimg. I've had enough of your anti-semtismimg". WARNING: Disable irony meter now! Ed: "Good riddance, ya poor little jewboy.img We don't memory hole talk pagesimg."
752 46 48 21.047 2.186 143 0.322 21.785 2.112 265 0.174 24.769 1.857 20.481 2.246 2008 11 Ed revertsimg NeilEG's only contribution and blocks himimg for inserting nonsense. After the unblock the user stayed away. Can you blame him/her? Should be very amusing to Brits. Neil's edit was 100% accurate More: Ed reverts the editimg that tells him of his mistake.
753 13 15 21.084 0.617 143 0.091 21.785 0.597 265 0.049 24.78 0.525 20.49 0.634 2008 11 Crivvens! Ed displays sensitivity to Scottish popular cultureimg. Whit would P.C. Murdoch have tae say?
754 -2 24 21.075 -0.095 143 -0.014 21.785 -0.092 265 -0.008 24.792 -0.081 20.5 -0.098 2008 11 Pretending to be a teenage boy so you can drive your daughter's depressed-and-suicidal rival towards hanging herself? Creating a sock to argue with Andy? Same thing!img You have been warned...
755 18 20 21.079 0.854 143 0.126 21.785 0.826 265 0.068 24.803 0.726 20.51 0.878 2008 11 A Hitler for All Seasons!!!img Ken's apparently treating his front-page Hitler picture like a dress up doll. Today's the Harvest Festival costume!
756 7 9 21.078 0.332 143 0.049 21.785 0.321 265 0.026 24.814 0.282 20.519 0.341 2008 11 Ed starts liveblog #3,img on a movie about race relations! I wonder what insights the Glorious Leader of the Moonie Church, speaking through Ed, can add to the problem of racism in America?
757 16 18 21.061 0.76 143 0.112 21.785 0.734 265 0.06 24.826 0.644 20.529 0.779 2008 11 Foxtrot emulatesimg Ed Poor. Twoimg editorsimg down... AlanS takes it to the abuse deskimg, receiving a 2-hour blockimg which is shortly undone. Danger: Andy now talks about maths, too, not a prettyimg sightimg... Update: As the talk pageimg turns into a fittingly weird discussion (Foxtrot insists that removing wrong information is bad), Andy actually agrees to unblockimg one of the editors with some knowledge! Update: To make up for one of his blocks being reverted, Foxtrot finally blocksimg Al
758 21 23 21.057 0.997 143 0.147 21.785 0.964 265 0.079 24.837 0.846 20.538 1.022 2008 11 Leave it to Bohdan to ruin our fun. After Bungler launches in to a tirade about "liberal admins,"img Bohdan just has to call him out.img Has Bungler gone too far? Only time will tell. Nota bene: Bohdan invoked MexMax as a tale of what could come to pass if the parodists go unchallenged. But MexMax is very different from Bungler. For one, MexMax was not a douche. He was just well-acted. More: LowKey calls Bugler's bluffimg, and promptly receives a 3 month blockimg, to which HenryS promptly unbloc
759 18 20 21.06 0.855 143 0.126 21.785 0.826 265 0.068 24.849 0.724 20.548 0.876 2008 11 "Fundamentalism" is only an anti-Christian pejorative termimg. Not only that; shouldn't the "lie-for-all" media also use that term for Islam[1][2], right?
760 37 41 21.058 1.757 143 0.259 21.785 1.698 265 0.14 24.86 1.488 20.558 1.8 2008 11 GLOVE SLAP: POOR BLOCKS RAYMENT ("TALK TALK TALK")! That would be Drudge's headline, for this.img CHALLENGE ACCEPTED: SPECIAL ED'S BLOCK IS "INVALID."img
761 5 9 21.085 0.237 143 0.035 21.785 0.23 265 0.019 24.872 0.201 20.567 0.243 2008 11 Liberalism is so evil it's got to be recognized as a cultimg.
762 12 14 21.069 0.57 143 0.084 21.785 0.551 265 0.045 24.883 0.482 20.577 0.583 2008 11 Per Bungler:img not only is Phil Rayment a lib'rul, he's a lonely lib'rul. And so are the other admins...?
763 3 9 21.059 0.142 143 0.021 21.785 0.138 265 0.011 24.894 0.121 20.587 0.146 2008 11 Ken has decidedimg that on CP, Creation Ministries International (2,500+ views) is now more popular than that bloke who once wanted to win some election (550,000+ views). Update: False alarm, Ken just still doesn't knowimg what the Preview button is there for. (Cue two dozen more edits...)
764 19 23 21.043 0.903 143 0.133 21.785 0.872 265 0.072 24.906 0.763 20.596 0.922 2008 11 Ed Poor slips in a Parthian shot against Fox... by turning his user page into a piece of revisionist history.img Fox didn't block himself & retire:, no, he was "blocked repeatedly for violating Conservapedia's mild and tolerant policies." Wow, Ed. Just wow. Update: Helpjazz tries, futiley, to get Ed to stop slandering the departedimg. Update 2: guess where TK standsimg on the issue? Update 3: We'll never know now, because CPAdmin1 has done a deep burnimg.
765 11 13 21.046 0.523 143 0.077 21.785 0.505 265 0.042 24.917 0.441 20.606 0.534 2008 11 Why is TK trying toimg deleteimg the "donut" article? Answer: because CP's donut article was a "prop" in a mock edit warimg staged in 2007 to satirize Conservapedia's ideological blocking policy.
766 17 21 21.035 0.808 143 0.119 21.785 0.78 265 0.064 24.929 0.682 20.616 0.825 2008 11 TK: "Don't question the admins.img Unless you're me."img
767 25 27 21.035 1.188 143 0.175 21.785 1.148 265 0.094 24.94 1.002 20.625 1.212 2008 11 Ed's writing class lasted a little over oneimg week.img In other words, it didn't happen.
768 11 15 21.043 0.523 143 0.077 21.785 0.505 265 0.042 24.952 0.441 20.635 0.533 2008 11 "Conservapedia: We rip off your balls and then wish you a nice day!" Case in point: ChrisC gets bannedimg and then welcomed.img
769 -24 46 21.035 -1.141 143 -0.168 21.785 -1.102 265 -0.091 24.963 -0.961 20.645 -1.163 2008 11 Ominous signs... America gets a black President, and Conservapedia gets an articleimg on who succeeds him when he's assassinated dies in office.
770 26 30 21.068 1.234 143 0.182 21.785 1.193 265 0.098 24.974 1.041 20.654 1.259 2008 11 Conservapedia reaches new heights of idiocy, as Dean discusses "the Obama Caliphate"img. Just got harder to tell reality from parody... and now TK calls Tim a "liberal"img for changing it.img
771 27 29 21.08 1.281 143 0.189 25.034 1.079 345 0.078 24.986 1.081 20.664 1.307 2008 12 Oh joy: Little by little, TK is working his way towards full powerimg again. (And before anybody asks: Siteadmin = Can lock database) UPDATE: The stupid, it burns! Andy decides to drag in the wooden horseimg.
772 1 19 21.091 0.047 143 0.007 25.034 0.04 345 0.003 24.997 0.04 20.674 0.048 2008 12 Greed is bad.img A pity that they didn't tell us that sooner.img
773 30 32 21.088 1.423 143 0.21 25.034 1.198 345 0.087 25.009 1.2 20.683 1.45 2008 12 Ed's obsession with censoring information he doesn't like meets CP's great consensus system (a.k.a. "I have the banhammer, so I decide what consensus is."): Ed: "I don't like this movie. Let's mergeimg it into obscurity." - Others: "Mh... maybe? Maybe not?"img - Ed: "Nobody merges it, so I shall reduce it to a stubimg without merging the information anywhere." Which prompts others do some damage controlimg with the result that Ed's merge "suggestion" went through anyway. Tangential update: "Need
774 29 39 21.103 1.374 143 0.203 25.034 1.158 345 0.084 25.02 1.159 20.693 1.401 2008 12 Ken fell asleep on the period key.img
776 6 18 21.126 0.284 143 0.042 25.034 0.24 345 0.017 25.043 0.24 20.713 0.29 2008 12 The Ed Poor method: start an article,img then ask yourself to expand it.img
777 26 28 21.122 1.231 143 0.182 25.034 1.039 345 0.075 25.054 1.038 20.722 1.255 2008 12 Consider this: the very definition of "insanity" is doing something twice, and expecting it to be different the second time. But, like the mouse taking a second bite at the electrified pellet, Andy welcomed TK back into the brotherhood of the banhammer.img How many cheeks does this man have left to turn? Perhaps Aschlafly thinks TK understands now that little boys like TK can't go too far. TK may or may not have learned from those blocks. In any case TK is cleverer than teh Assfly and will wi
778 19 21 21.131 0.899 143 0.133 25.034 0.759 345 0.055 25.066 0.758 20.732 0.916 2008 12 So much wrongness in just twoimg postsimg by Bugler: Foxtrot is now considered to be a sysop, Bugler is in charge of the Abuse Helpdesk, and abuse tickets are handled by means of "Stop complaining and get back to work, scum!"
779 11 13 21.131 0.521 143 0.077 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 25.077 0.439 20.742 0.53 2008 12 It's spot the difference time!!! According to Ed Poor, closing gaps in elementary subjects in mathsimg isn't good enough. Instead, you have to write articles on elementary subjects in mathsimg.
780 21 21 21.12 0.994 143 0.147 25.034 0.839 345 0.061 25.089 0.837 20.751 1.012 2008 12 Joaquin Martinez blocks Phil Rayment.img Phil's reaction is the same as mine: "Huh!?"
781 25 31 21.12 1.184 143 0.175 25.034 0.999 345 0.072 25.1 0.996 20.761 1.204 2008 12 Blocking oneselfimg to follow policy of recreating using first name and last initial to avoid hypocrisy, ideology, or abuse, is actually just like asking for equality in testsimg.
782 41 41 21.133 1.94 143 0.287 25.034 1.638 345 0.119 25.111 1.633 20.771 1.974 2008 12 No more than a few hours after receiving MOAR POWERimg (Check user), TK immediately starts to bullyimg other administrators. Some great statements in the section already: TK starts off the section with "CP has an owner, it is his absolute right to have whatever viewpoint he wants"img and later hints that, as an administrator, means total agreement with Andyimg or else demotion should follow. Bugler helps by adding that "[Andy] is rightly the arbiter of what constitutes truth."img Ed Poor joins i
783 0 16 21.159 0 143 0 25.034 0 345 0 25.123 0 20.781 0 2008 12 Ed has trouble with formattingimg
784 7 15 21.153 0.331 143 0.049 25.034 0.28 345 0.02 25.134 0.279 20.79 0.337 2008 12 Is Ed making fun of Phil,img or does he actually wear a yarmulke just for shits & giggles?
786 40 40 21.145 1.892 143 0.28 25.034 1.598 345 0.116 25.157 1.59 20.81 1.922 2008 12 Frey:img "Why was that user blocked?" - TK:img "MYOB." - Alan:img "Here is the reason." - Henry:img "Wait, what?" - Bugler:img "SILENCE!" *blocksimg Alan* - Will:img "Dude..." - Bugler: "I KEELimg YOU!" Update: Wheel war in the block logs! Oh snap: TK:img "The correct question is: Do any of you want to provoke me into some action I will not regret?" (actual quote) - while Henry requestsimg backup from He Who Won't Listen. Slow learner's edition update: While Bugler suggestsimg that Henry should
787 11 11 21.169 0.52 143 0.077 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 25.169 0.437 20.82 0.528 2008 12 From now on, December 2 will be known as "Everybodyimg hatesimg Henry"img Day.
788 17 23 21.156 0.804 143 0.119 25.034 0.679 345 0.049 25.18 0.675 20.83 0.816 2008 12 Andy's new image source: Google Public Domain Image Libraryimg - ...wait, what?
789 38 38 21.158 1.796 143 0.266 25.034 1.518 345 0.11 25.191 1.508 20.839 1.823 2008 12 Before engaging in a panegyric to his mother, Andy Schlafly discusses the space race.img Highlights reel: referring to the moon landing as a "simulated broadcast of American Neil Armstrong stepping foot on the Moon", and calling Sputnik the first manned spaceflight. Epic fail. UPDATE: Andy corrects his own error (does he read the "place that shall not be named?"): "Sputnik unmanned"img
790 16 16 21.18 0.755 143 0.112 25.034 0.639 345 0.046 25.203 0.635 20.849 0.767 2008 12 "Left Hand, Right Hand" again: Ed "Destroyer of Articles" Poor walks intoimg the Sci-Fi article, meetsimg Ieuan and promptly blocksimg him for an hour. Ieuan is not amusedimg and instantly getsimg a one-week block. And then cometh Karajou, who replies to the "not amused" post with "Now, why do I like this answer?"img
791 30 30 21.174 1.417 143 0.21 25.034 1.198 345 0.087 25.214 1.19 20.859 1.438 2008 12 Andy: "Ask a reasonableimg question huh? Well I guess the only way to answer that is with sarcasmimg. Someone dares to ask me to do something as stupid as be politeimg? Well take thatimg and thatimg"
792 6 20 21.185 0.283 143 0.042 25.034 0.24 345 0.017 25.226 0.238 20.869 0.288 2008 12 Run foul of Hitler? you might get demotedimg
792 6 20 21.184 0.283 143 0.042 25.034 0.24 345 0.017 25.226 0.238 20.869 0.288 2008 12 Aschlafly thinks that was a nice blockimg. Note! He hasn’t tried to counter the arguments in the links that CharlesG madeimg. Perhaps he knows he can’t. "
793 56 56 21.182 2.644 143 0.392 25.034 2.237 345 0.162 25.237 2.219 20.878 2.682 2008 12 " 09:15, 3 December 2008 Bugler (Talk | contribs) blockedimg Philip J. Rayment (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 days (account creation disabled) ‎ (Insulting Andy)" Rationalwiki has no comment at this time Update: "11:39, 3 December 2008 Learn together (Talk | contribs) unblockedimg Philip J. Rayment (Talk | contribs) ‎ (No authority to do so; please be mindful of chain of command))"
794 9 11 21.227 0.424 143 0.063 25.034 0.36 345 0.026 25.249 0.356 20.888 0.431 2008 12 No need to guessimg which side Roger chose when playing "Cowboys and Indians" as a child. How will thisimg develop? They found an excuse to revert itimg but so far Rubyimg is unblockedimg?
795 44 44 21.214 2.074 143 0.308 25.034 1.758 345 0.128 25.26 1.742 20.898 2.105 2008 12 Ed: "Be very careful here, Dinsdale". You're in danger of violating another imaginary policy.
796 12 14 21.244 0.565 143 0.084 25.034 0.479 345 0.035 25.271 0.475 20.908 0.574 2008 12 Wishful thinking: "Conservative Senator Saxby Chambliss won by a stunningly large margin: 57% to 43%. An early sign of the mid-term elections in 23 months?" Andy's meltdown continues.
797 11 11 21.234 0.518 143 0.077 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 25.283 0.435 20.918 0.526 2008 12 You know you're in trouble if you're following TK's advice.
798 9 13 21.221 0.424 143 0.063 25.034 0.36 345 0.026 25.294 0.356 20.927 0.43 2008 12 So a humble user asks teh assfly for upload rights to add to his article. Will he get it? He might earn them, but only after another few hundred contributions!
799 4 6 21.21 0.189 143 0.028 25.034 0.16 345 0.012 25.306 0.158 20.937 0.191 2008 12 PJR quietly asksimg where all the initial posts came from. And because PJR's one of the last okay guys on CP, we're happy to help him out: They came from the Chief Sysop'simg talk page. ;) Update: After PJR gives us a shout-outimg, TK wrongly claimsimg that most posts on the page actually came from his old Category Sandbox (even though none of those posts were ever ported into the current discussion) and seems to think that PJR put the note there as an attack of some sort.
801 22 22 21.191 1.038 143 0.154 25.034 0.879 345 0.064 25.329 0.869 20.957 1.05 2008 12 Classic Ed Poor: A factual and sourced editimg is revertedimg because Ed didn't likeimg the edit summary. Update: Tim reverts Ed and puts back the factual and sourced material.
802 23 23 21.192 1.085 143 0.161 25.034 0.919 345 0.067 25.34 0.908 20.967 1.097 2008 12 The startimg of a potentially epic debate: PJR: "TK has no special authority when it comes to categories, his prior authority expired (and had likely been obtained by 'offering to accept the responsibility'), and whatever you do, don't let him drag you into private discussions behind closed doors." Update: Ed's replyimg to Philip's "No Andy, no private mail, TK isn't the leader" post? "Isn't TK the leader? Maybe you should send Andy a private mail."
803 8 14 21.194 0.377 143 0.056 25.034 0.32 345 0.023 25.351 0.316 20.977 0.381 2008 12 When Irish Creationists are smiling ?img How far will they go for Google ratings ? apparently Ireland
804 11 21 21.185 0.519 143 0.077 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 25.363 0.434 20.986 0.524 2008 12 DeanS quotes "Saxby's Win: 08's Most Intellectually Pure Contest" from an American Thinker article by C. Edmund Wright, filled with grammatical errors. Really, guys, "Democrat" is not an adjective. And quoting phrases like "bi-partisanship" with no context? Journalism integrity lacks at both sites.
804 11 21 21.185 0.519 143 0.077 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 25.363 0.434 20.986 0.524 2008 12 Conservapedia is range blocking all over the place. Do they think the devil is at California University and in Central Europeimg? Yes! The devil must be in Saudi Arabia.
805 24 24 21.184 1.133 143 0.168 25.034 0.959 345 0.07 25.374 0.946 20.996 1.143 2008 12 The abuse deskimg has become such an eyesore (450,000 central European users blocked, surely ONE of them is a conservative!), what with all those unanswered reports of abuse, that Geo archivesimg it away. Ed helpsimg with one section by deletingimg the article in question, so the abuse never happened. Problem(s) solved. Update: Andy is not pleasedimg that somebody deleted the article. Prediction: It'll be restored, AndyJM/AlanS/BRichtigen will be found guilty (of something), Foxtrot will be prai
806 -6 28 21.188 -0.283 143 -0.042 25.034 -0.24 345 -0.017 25.386 -0.236 21.006 -0.286 2008 12 JessicaT said something like, "I do not like your deceitful linking, so I will simply ignore themimg and block youimg." No censorship here is there? If you follow the links they lead to counter arguments, for example, the conservapedia article tries to say that the Giraffe's neck could not have evolved. [6]img This was linked to an article explaining how scientists think the Giraffe's neck could have evolved. [7]
807 13 17 21.197 0.613 143 0.091 25.034 0.519 345 0.038 25.397 0.512 21.016 0.619 2008 12 Normally we don't report wandalism here, but this is great. What do George W. Bush & Conservapedia have in common?img Easy: they both prove the incompetence of conservatism.
808 17 27 21.191 0.802 143 0.119 25.034 0.679 345 0.049 25.409 0.669 21.026 0.809 2008 12 Koward-jou misspells words while calling us idiots.img Karajou also seems to think racists must be Liberals.
809 15 15 21.199 0.708 143 0.105 25.034 0.599 345 0.043 25.42 0.59 21.036 0.713 2008 12 Creating and deleting dozens of shout-outsimg to Gentlemen At Another Site? Totally fine. Askingimg who said gentlemen are? Banhammered for "Disingenuous mischief-mongering"img. One of ours, though.
810 6 10 21.191 0.283 143 0.042 25.034 0.24 345 0.017 25.431 0.236 21.046 0.285 2008 12 Ed Poor: a latter-day Jack Bauerimg ("YOU HAVE THREE WEEKS"). Of course, the guy who promised to fill in the gaps is still banhammeredimg, the guy who re-inserted the facts that got the first guy banned is blockedimg, and the third guy is busyimg filing helpdesk tickets to combat all the abuse that gets article deleted and people banned for trying to help.
811 24 26 21.177 1.133 143 0.168 25.034 0.959 345 0.07 25.443 0.943 21.055 1.14 2008 12 "Jumping on someone else's estimates while refusing to provide your own is a sign of bullying rather than open mind."img From the same man that brought you "One need not propose an alternative, or a solution, in order to identify a flaw."img
812 29 35 21.183 1.369 143 0.203 25.034 1.158 345 0.084 25.454 1.139 21.065 1.377 2008 12 Finally a maths article Ed can understand. UPDATE: Movedimg (for not being notable, despite being quasi-requested by a senior sysop) and burntimg - but salvaged here at least.
813 20 22 21.2 0.943 143 0.14 25.034 0.799 345 0.058 25.466 0.785 21.075 0.949 2008 12 Geo Baggins : I fear that the crushing strain of the ring's power is too much for me.Gollum : Oh master, let me help you. I'll take care of teh precious. Sméagol's good. Sméagol's kind. You can trust Sméagol.Geo Baggins: Thank you Sméagol, it's such a reliefimg.
814 9 27 21.201 0.425 143 0.063 25.034 0.36 345 0.026 25.477 0.353 21.085 0.427 2008 12 Philip J. Rayment, comedian. "Presumptions are not evidence."img Uh, Phil? Pal? You're on Conservapedia, where Creation, resurrection and magical arks are considered truths, without any evidence. Such funny lines as, "Scientific evidence may not have been refuted, but evolution is mostly philosophy and story telling, with only a small amount of scientific evidence, most of which is also compatible with creation."
815 13 15 21.209 0.613 143 0.091 25.034 0.519 345 0.038 25.489 0.51 21.095 0.616 2008 12 Abortion Hurts Womenimg while twisted logic (aka "This is a web resolution image used purely for an educational article about the image subject by a non-commercial site; it is believed its use here does not impede the rights of the licence [sic] holder.") hurts the brain. DeanS should probably have read the licensing terms of LifeNews.com where he stole the image: "Use of LifeNews.com Content by Nonprofit Organizations/Pro-life organizations, churches, or other nonprofit groups that support the
816 23 23 21.201 1.085 143 0.161 25.034 0.919 345 0.067 25.5 0.902 21.105 1.09 2008 12 And modest - don't forget modest.img That little line may speak more to Conservapedia's generally poor quality, than Ed's intelligence...Update: JArneal claims credit for the strokin'img
817 25 25 21.203 1.179 143 0.175 25.034 0.999 345 0.072 25.511 0.98 21.115 1.184 2008 12 The Axiom of Choice saga continues! Philip unbansimg AndyJM, Foxtrot complainsimg, Philip playfully bansimg Foxtrot, BRichtigen chimesimg in, BRichtigen gets a 3-monthimg block, aaaaand Foxtrot replies to Philip with "You do not know mathematics so leave it to those who do."img Just... wow. Mandatory update: Bugler butts inimg and does his part to portray Philip as the nastiest sysop ever. *sets timer until TK joins in* Update: BRichtigen is back again - his block-logimg gets impressive
818 6 12 21.208 0.283 143 0.042 25.034 0.24 345 0.017 25.523 0.235 21.125 0.284 2008 12 And today in "How can we piss off all the well-meaning editors?", TK apparently accusesimg RJJensenimg of historical revisionism. (Self-correcting note: The category was first added hereimg, but RJJensen re-inserted it)
819 9 11 21.196 0.425 143 0.063 25.034 0.36 345 0.026 25.534 0.352 21.135 0.426 2008 12 Uh-huhimg--just like all those bottles at the liquor store are "free samples"--stuff 'em under your shirt and run.
820 10 12 21.183 0.472 143 0.07 25.034 0.399 345 0.029 25.546 0.391 21.144 0.473 2008 12 Yet more evidence of admittedimg insertion of opinion as fact.
821 29 31 21.172 1.37 143 0.203 25.034 1.158 345 0.084 25.557 1.135 21.154 1.371 2008 12 Ed Poor's words to live by: "if you can't explain it to a ten-year old, it's probably wrong anyways."img No wonder his writing class only lasted a week...
822 24 24 21.184 1.133 143 0.168 25.034 0.959 345 0.07 25.568 0.939 21.164 1.134 2008 12 How do you make sure that your beliefs (about atheists and charity) stay sound? Delete discussions focused on a major exception.img UPDATE Burnt.
823 9 11 21.188 0.425 143 0.063 25.034 0.36 345 0.026 25.58 0.352 21.174 0.425 2008 12 Roger Schlafly doesn't want you to know how badly the United States army treated Native Americans. The article about the Trail of Tears was like thisimg. Roger emasculated the article to this sad stubimg. Will there be further developments? UPDATE Killing all the Indians? It was the the liberals' fault.img
824 12 12 21.175 0.567 143 0.084 25.034 0.479 345 0.035 25.591 0.469 21.184 0.566 2008 12 Hang on Andyimg. Aren't you always saying freedom is having the option of Jesus birth OR evolution? And not JUST Jesus birth? Update: Aww, it's cute! Kendoll really thinks he is responsible!img Apparently, life really does imitate art. UPDATE AGAIN: That explains it, Andy doesn't object to indoctrination, just non-religious indoctrination.img
825 5 11 21.164 0.236 143 0.035 25.034 0.2 345 0.014 25.603 0.195 21.194 0.236 2008 12 The mind of a Schlafly: San Francisco values if we like himimg, professor values if we don't.
826 15 15 21.151 0.709 143 0.105 25.034 0.599 345 0.043 25.614 0.586 21.204 0.707 2008 12 Who needs liberal media "experts?" a washed up Hollywood actorimg is the best source for analysis of the Iraq war.
828 10 10 21.143 0.473 143 0.07 25.034 0.399 345 0.029 25.637 0.39 21.224 0.471 2008 12 Arrogant Andy: "Thanks to a student's opinionimg, I've been able to capture yet another moment of deceitful liberal bias!" Maybe not?
829 7 11 21.129 0.331 143 0.049 25.034 0.28 345 0.02 25.648 0.273 21.234 0.33 2008 12 No one believesimg in evolution.
831 9 9 21.117 0.426 143 0.063 25.034 0.36 345 0.026 25.671 0.351 21.254 0.423 2008 12 Banwatch: RJJensen. Crime? Saying "RShlafly has fallen into liberal ways"img.
832 17 21 21.102 0.806 143 0.119 25.034 0.679 345 0.049 25.683 0.662 21.264 0.799 2008 12 Ed Poor's new category: Movies with a gay cupidimg. "These movies feature a homosexual character - usually male - who unselfishly facilitates a heterosexual relationship." More Wikipedia bias shown, as the only movie Ed Poor includes in the category, My Best Friend's Wedding, does not list any homosexual or cupid categories on the liberal wiki. (end sarcasm)
833 14 16 21.102 0.663 143 0.098 25.034 0.559 345 0.041 25.694 0.545 21.274 0.658 2008 12 Will it come true? A sysop's wet dream: don't complainimg
834 19 21 21.095 0.901 143 0.133 25.034 0.759 345 0.055 25.706 0.739 21.284 0.893 2008 12 Never one to miss a trick, Andy reminds us all today is Pearl Harbour Day... and that darn mooslum Obama got it wrongimg.
835 16 18 21.095 0.758 143 0.112 25.034 0.639 345 0.046 25.717 0.622 21.294 0.751 2008 12 Showing off his liberal styleimg (namely, numbers 7, 12, 22, 37, 38 for conservatives, and 43), Andy mocks those complaining about the Romanian ministry's removal of the Theory of Evolution from high schools, and its replacement with theology class: "Sour grapes by the atheists. There is nothing wrong with requiring students to take religion classes, which would not require anyone to accept a particular religion as their own. But there is something wrong with requiring students to believe in evo
836 26 28 21.091 1.233 143 0.182 25.034 1.039 345 0.075 25.728 1.011 21.304 1.22 2008 12 Ed's advice to teh gays: Grow up and get marriedimg.
837 0 18 21.1 0 143 0 25.034 0 345 0 25.74 0 21.314 0 2008 12 The adulteress should have been stoned to death. Is that what Aschlafly thinks? Yesimg. C Palmer added a category, nothing more. Here's a better Christian explanation.Why not in the original gospel texts? The only speculation I have seen suggested is that this text was not included in a final gospel product because it seemed to have been too easy on those who committed sexual sin. However, I think a far more practical reason can be offered. In the process of composing his Gospel, Luke, following
838 18 22 21.096 0.853 143 0.126 25.034 0.719 345 0.052 25.751 0.699 21.324 0.844 2008 12 Another sample of Law 101 at Conservapedia: "fair use photo for commentary"img means uploading an image found online to put into an article (note: No commentary on the photo itself, nor any fair use apparent on the only article linking it; no copyright or author information, either). As easily found with TinEye, the image was stolen from the cover of "Super-Duty Earthmovers" and cropped so as to remove the title, the author's name, and the words "Copyrighted Material".
839 21 23 21.097 0.995 143 0.147 25.034 0.839 345 0.061 25.763 0.815 21.334 0.984 2008 12 Why bother writing an article when you can just make CP a glorified link farmimg?
840 25 27 21.1 1.185 143 0.175 25.034 0.999 345 0.072 25.774 0.97 21.344 1.171 2008 12 "CP is not a dictionary"img says Ed. O RLY?img Get to work.
841 5 17 21.107 0.237 143 0.035 25.034 0.2 345 0.014 25.786 0.194 21.354 0.234 2008 12 Today, Christmas trees.img Tomorrow, the world!
842 11 13 21.102 0.521 143 0.077 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 25.797 0.426 21.364 0.515 2008 12 Oh the stupid!img But then again, why is this only something new on their site?
843 9 11 21.092 0.427 143 0.063 25.034 0.36 345 0.026 25.808 0.349 21.374 0.421 2008 12 Oh the stupid part deux!img Another awful, grammatically challenged stub added to CP. The author of the page, RickD, pleads, "I really do love this book. I wrote it on wikipedia. I was desparate to make sure it had a chance to stay there. CP Editors, please feel free to remove the offending bits."img Instead, the article implies the book does nothing more than try to find God, Christianity or faith in nearly everything and everyone, even when it introduces scientific concepts (such as minerals).
844 17 17 21.079 0.806 143 0.119 25.034 0.679 345 0.049 25.82 0.658 21.384 0.795 2008 12 Ed Poor's stubbing: "Racial equality"img: "Racial equality means equal treatment of people of different 'race's (i.e., white, Asian, red, brown, black). An attempt was made by Japan to add a 'racial equality clause' into the charter (or covenant?) of the League of Nations, but Australia and America opposed it." Besides the lack of history Ed Poor shows in why Japan tried to add such a clause (and why it was important in context of history, racial equality and the dissolution of the League of Nat
845 37 37 21.074 1.756 143 0.259 25.034 1.478 345 0.107 25.831 1.432 21.394 1.729 2008 12 Ed Poor:Do this!img. BRichtigen:Down with this sort of thingimg. TK:Careful nowimg. BRichtigen:My time is not for thankless pricks!img
846 11 11 21.094 0.521 143 0.077 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 25.843 0.426 21.404 0.514 2008 12 Ed's been hittin' the hooch againimg
847 23 23 21.082 1.091 143 0.161 25.034 0.919 345 0.067 25.854 0.89 21.414 1.074 2008 12 This post goes a long way to explaining Andy's behavior. First, he thinks an album image of a nude child is "sexual," and second, he thinks that teenagers looking for porn go straight to... Wikipedia?img
848 10 12 21.084 0.474 143 0.07 25.034 0.399 345 0.029 25.866 0.387 21.424 0.467 2008 12 Bugler Gone Wild: In a report discussing a British advisor proposing new guidelines for what to teach children in primary school so they will have better skills when they reach secondary school, Bugler believes the intention of eliminating history from primary schooling is "that a knowledge of history will show them what socialism leads to"img. And Andy wonders why it's difficult to tell parody from reality with CP editors.
849 24 24 21.073 1.139 143 0.168 25.034 0.959 345 0.07 25.877 0.927 21.434 1.12 2008 12 Don't mention the FBI! It upsets the Assfly...Burn in Hell you liberal vandalistimg!
850 19 19 21.076 0.901 143 0.133 25.034 0.759 345 0.055 25.888 0.734 21.444 0.886 2008 12 Go Ed go! Make that chartimg! It'll be like the list of who the haters hate. Aftersnark Does thisimg mean Jews don't have to acknowledge Christians any more? MOAR Is Ed really using the word "negroes?"img
851 11 11 21.074 0.522 143 0.077 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 25.9 0.425 21.454 0.513 2008 12 Conservapedia Deceit: Dismiss that which doesn't fit. Conservative adds a paragraph about Teen Challengeimg to the "Atheism and Mental and Physical Health" article, claiming a high cure rate of religious detoxification. Problem? "The 86 percent success rate . . . is misleading. It does not count the people who dropped out during the program. . . . [M]ost . . . have already been through detoxification programs. . . . In the program's first four-month phase, . . . 25 to 30 percent drop out, and in
852 36 38 21.062 1.709 143 0.252 25.034 1.438 345 0.104 25.911 1.389 21.464 1.677 2008 12 PJR: I better change this template as it is being replaced.img TK: Keep your hands off my fuckin' pages, you liberal Aussie scum.img PJR: Oh, pretty pretty please most exalted and mighty Teacake, let me tidy up your little kitty litter tray sandbox. (You wanker)img JM: There, that's really so much nicer isn't it? Now we're all friends together!img TK: Oh fuck off, the pair of you.img
853 48 48 21.082 2.277 143 0.336 25.034 1.917 345 0.139 25.923 1.852 21.474 2.235 2008 12 Andy sez: "The Yale Daily News cites Conservapedia as an example a "user-generated content" that "needs to be taken more seriously...img". Yale sez: "Another problem with user-generated content (and social networking in general) is the tendency toward groupthink. This is easy to see on political Web sites like Huffington Post or Conservapedia that are largely ideologically homogenous." Who do we believe? Bonus lulz for Andy cocking up his grammar on the front page for a change.
854 16 18 21.115 0.758 143 0.112 25.034 0.639 345 0.046 25.934 0.617 21.484 0.745 2008 12 The "Tribune Co." files for bankruptcy. Somewhere in the cobweb-festooned reaches of this fellow's head, some statistic about the number of gays editing the New York Times has something to do with this...img
855 5 17 21.111 0.237 143 0.035 25.034 0.2 345 0.014 25.946 0.193 21.494 0.233 2008 12 Remember the Conservapedia editing contests? Category:Ships A-Bo (198 articles)img; C-Z (42 articles)img
856 21 23 21.106 0.995 143 0.147 25.034 0.839 345 0.061 25.957 0.809 21.504 0.977 2008 12 PJR, when shortening a block: "Parody has it's (sic) placeimg. (the parody in questionimg)
857 28 36 21.108 1.326 143 0.196 25.034 1.118 345 0.081 25.968 1.078 21.515 1.301 2008 12 "Hsmom,img you ignoramus. ..."img Andy sez: The article means what I want it to meanimg.
858 2 14 21.126 0.095 143 0.014 25.034 0.08 345 0.006 25.98 0.077 21.525 0.093 2008 12 Conservapedia, in a startling turn-around, is now criticizing, of all things, "anti-humanist" philosophies.img Will they be stumping for atheism next?
859 49 53 21.118 2.32 143 0.343 25.034 1.957 345 0.142 25.991 1.885 21.535 2.275 2008 12 PJRimg vs. Andyimg yet again, this time on Phil's turf. Phil reverts Andyimg, Andy reverts Philimg. Phil revertsimg yet again, and again, Andy reverts Philimg. Glove-slap: "Andy's edit comment and reply here are offensive, illogical, and unsubstantiated.img" Bugler: "Reverting ill-mannered deletion of material without asking Andy. Feel free"img Update: Andy takes his displeasure to DEFCON 2img MOAR Phil, I never called you a liberal, you filthy, atheist liberal who denies the existence of hell!i
860 3 35 21.156 0.142 143 0.021 25.034 0.12 345 0.009 26.003 0.115 21.545 0.139 2008 12 How many pounds of artimg can I put you down for?
861 34 36 21.172 1.606 143 0.238 25.034 1.358 345 0.099 26.014 1.307 21.555 1.577 2008 12 Well established Conservapedia users fear range blocks prevent large numbers of people editing Conservapedia and making it even funnier. TK doesn’t even try to answer the arguments. He deletes everything and reminds them the discussion is closedimg That’s typical TK stuff. UPDATE PJR hits backimg, then stops the harassmentimg on another user's talk page. Moar: Naturally, Bugly gives his two cents.img
862 -4 22 21.19 -0.189 143 -0.028 25.034 -0.16 345 -0.012 26.025 -0.154 21.565 -0.185 2008 12 Ed Poor, master of the art form known as the completely tangential edit commentimg, employs this medium to both talk to himself and dispense folksy wisdom.
863 16 18 21.191 0.755 143 0.112 25.034 0.639 345 0.046 26.037 0.615 21.575 0.742 2008 12 Irony meter alert! Quote miningimg proves that the Daily Telegraph is a 'typical Liberal British newspaper.
864 32 32 21.187 1.51 143 0.224 25.034 1.278 345 0.093 26.048 1.228 21.585 1.482 2008 12 Ed deletes a mommy dearest quote,img asking if it was chosen to marginalize her. All right, where's the dirty Atheist, Liberal, abortion loving scum who added that quote? Wait..... Andy how could you?img
865 24 24 21.2 1.132 143 0.168 25.034 0.959 345 0.07 26.06 0.921 21.595 1.111 2008 12 TK: I have made a new rule that discussing blocks is verboten.img BRichtigen: Say wha?img Bugler: BLOXORED!img Update Bugler unblocks.img
866 -8 18 21.204 -0.377 143 -0.056 25.034 -0.32 345 -0.023 26.071 -0.307 21.606 -0.37 2008 12 God's got a can of woop-ass!img New user page, probably won't be available for long. UPDATE: Gone in 600 seconds!img
867 9 11 21.2 0.425 143 0.063 25.034 0.36 345 0.026 26.083 0.345 21.616 0.416 2008 12 Bugler brings the "awfullness (sic)"img "Stimulated by an earlier discussion, I thought it would be an idea to try and work out a 'ranking of awfullness' here." Strangely, Bugler means Communist regimes of the 20th and 21st Centuries. It's those darn 8th century communists that were the worst...
870 75 77 21.188 3.54 143 0.524 25.034 2.996 345 0.217 26.117 2.872 21.646 3.465 2008 12 Lowkey throws a grenadeimg at Aschlafly, when is block gonna happen? Update Andy showsimg leadership. Developing Ed makes a subtle grabimg for power? More Andy identifies the real problemimg - people spelling hell with a small 'h'. And in the meantime, even senior sysop CPAdmin1/Tim is about to go the wayimg of the 90/10 Dodo.
871 81 87 21.254 3.811 143 0.566 25.034 3.236 345 0.235 26.128 3.1 21.656 3.74 2008 12 TK detects a sock and shows his reading skills: 05:12, 11 December 2008 TK (Talk | contribs) blocked JPEngozi (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 years (account creation disabled) ‎ (Abusing multiple accounts: Aschlafly blocked StoryOfTheEye 5 years, this is sock of that user.) Well done: 23:04, 10 December 2008 Aschlafly (Talk | contribs) blocked StoryOfTheEye (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 years (autoblock disabled) ‎ (Recreate your account with your real first name an
873 15 21 21.332 0.703 143 0.105 25.034 0.599 345 0.043 26.151 0.574 21.677 0.692 2008 12 TK: If you don't like my cartoonimg being added to liberal-bashing articles, too badimg. It's Dramatic Ironyimg, dammit, and th-th-th-that's all, folks. PS, TK doesn't understand Dramatic Irony at all
874 44 46 21.331 2.063 143 0.308 25.034 1.758 345 0.128 26.163 1.682 21.687 2.029 2008 12 If you wish hard enough, maybe it will come trueimg!
875 9 15 21.361 0.421 143 0.063 25.034 0.36 345 0.026 26.174 0.344 21.697 0.415 2008 12 “To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.” [4]img That’s what our hero TK wrote. Careful Teacake. If teh Assfly thinks you mean him he just might turn round and sting you. On second thoughts don’t worry. Assfly never sees anything worse than what teh flatterers tell him.
877 61 63 21.353 2.857 143 0.427 25.034 2.437 345 0.177 26.197 2.329 21.717 2.809 2008 12 Epistemology, Assfly style:img ...more people agree that autumn foliage is beautiful than agree that 2+2=4. If you agree the latter is absolute, so is the former. More American voters agree that Obama will make a good president than agree that Dubya was a good president or agree that McCain would have made a good president. What does that mean, Andy?
878 52 52 21.402 2.43 143 0.364 25.034 2.077 345 0.151 26.208 1.984 21.728 2.393 2008 12 Sweetness: Here'simg some random, nigh incomprehensible thoughts on Christmas. What do you think? Rod: Recreate your account with your real name.img TK welcomed himimg after he was blocked.DanielGH: Ok.img I did as you asked.img Andy: 90/10.img Revert.img
876 78 84 21.438 3.638 143 0.545 25.034 3.116 345 0.226 26.185 2.979 21.707 3.593 2008 12 BUMP! Ed will regret thisimg, as HelpJazz takes aim, and hits a bulls-eye!img Update Special Ed never fails to disappointimg. Actually, he's really disappointingimg, threatening everyone for tattling on poor Bugler. At least Phil got a laughimg out of it. WHITEWASHEDimg! Best moments: Ed revertsimg and Blocksimg BRichtigen... for using the exact same words that Bugler got away with scott free.
879 8 16 21.512 0.372 143 0.056 25.034 0.32 345 0.023 26.22 0.305 21.738 0.368 2008 12 Poor Ed finally gets fed up with reverting Tolkiendil's scholarship and permabans himimg for "inserting nonsense." That's a harsher sentence than the five years they gave to J "The One Ring represents true conservative principles"img Bagnor.
880 15 19 21.505 0.698 143 0.105 25.034 0.599 345 0.043 26.231 0.572 21.748 0.69 2008 12 Apparently mentioning criticism of how the Catholic church handles legal problems is now blasphemyimg. Been too long since we've had a good inquisition.
881 12 16 21.502 0.558 143 0.084 25.034 0.479 345 0.035 26.243 0.457 21.758 0.552 2008 12 Muslims are on Conservapedia's sideimg against the Evil Evolutionists. Perhaps the election of Barack ("Bin Laden") Obama isn't such an unmitigated disaster after all!
882 41 41 21.496 1.907 143 0.287 25.034 1.638 345 0.119 26.254 1.562 21.768 1.883 2008 12 Kotomi dons the blue beretimg Update: Ed Poor knows that it is not about himimg (butimg provesimg otherwiseimg)Smack! Kotomi upsimg the ante. Update: Bugler repliesimg: "I'm insulted that you call me a fascist, even if the things I say would make Mussolini proud."
883 5 9 21.519 0.232 143 0.035 25.034 0.2 345 0.014 26.265 0.19 21.779 0.23 2008 12 Your meritocracyimg in actionimg.
884 16 22 21.504 0.744 143 0.112 25.034 0.639 345 0.046 26.277 0.609 21.789 0.734 2008 12 Leadership, thy name is (not) Aschlaflyimg. See also Trying to persuade a corpse
885 32 36 21.505 1.488 143 0.224 25.034 1.278 345 0.093 26.288 1.217 21.799 1.468 2008 12 Bugler: "You are an idiot"img (and 61 other insults towards 4 sysops and a (formerly) respected editor) -- verbal warning for personal remarksimg BRichtigen: Do (people) think that 'you are an idiot'?img -- 1 day block for personal remarksimg HelpJazz: "Do you see any incongruity here??"img -- 1 WEEK block for personal remarksimg, Later unblockedimg, probably because we drew attention to it. Conclusion: To avoid being blocked for personal remarks, make sure the remarks are really nasty. The nic
886 58 60 21.522 2.695 143 0.406 25.034 2.317 345 0.168 26.3 2.205 21.809 2.659 2008 12 Oh, boy! The new stupidityimg is out! UPDATE: Schlafly Statistics still to comeimg? UPDATER Bullshit statistics are GO!img
887 2 24 21.566 0.093 143 0.014 25.034 0.08 345 0.006 26.311 0.076 21.819 0.092 2008 12 Ken to Jessica:img "It's hard to resist the sweet reasonableness of a tender hearted Conservapedian of the female persuasion.  :)" Awww, shucks! Ken's pretending to be straight! Update: Ken broke the link. Updated.
888 7 15 21.569 0.325 143 0.049 25.034 0.28 345 0.02 26.323 0.266 21.83 0.321 2008 12 Accusing someone of drug useimg, perfectly okay. In fact, "keep up the good work"img! Asking for an apologyimg = a block for insulting behaviourimg. I guess calling someone an idiot was a compliment then?
889 33 37 21.562 1.53 143 0.231 25.034 1.318 345 0.096 26.334 1.253 21.84 1.511 2008 12 Sarah Palin's church was torched. The culprits have not been identified yet (there is not even proof that the fire was started deliberately, and for all anyone knows she could have done it herself to snag some sympathy [2]), the KKK has a record of burning churches [3] but God has apparently told Conservapedia that the atheists did it!img
890 19 23 21.58 0.88 143 0.133 25.034 0.759 345 0.055 26.345 0.721 21.85 0.87 2008 12 Asking a court to boot a corrupt governor from office is demanding judicial activismimg. But it is, of course, perfectly all right to ask a court to boot the President-elect because Conservapedia doesn't like his birth certificate!img
891 14 14 21.581 0.649 143 0.098 25.034 0.559 345 0.041 26.357 0.531 21.86 0.64 2008 12 No conflict of interestimg there, nosir! Maybe Ken's upset since nobody seems to really care about his rants over there lately. Extra Lulz "Now that everyone's stated what name they'd like on the award, I'll go have it made under the name I want insteadimg." Embarrassingly Stupid Ken favours historical figures over contemporaryimg while discussing an award where he pushed for the exact opposite.
892 26 26 21.572 1.205 143 0.182 25.034 1.039 345 0.075 26.368 0.986 21.871 1.189 2008 12 My Jesus is about hellfireimg, not that liberal "forgiveness" crap!
893 18 20 21.578 0.834 143 0.126 25.034 0.719 345 0.052 26.38 0.682 21.881 0.823 2008 12 Cripes, Ed! We tell you about your failures all the freakin' timeimg, and you haven't shown any improvement yet.
894 32 32 21.576 1.483 143 0.224 25.034 1.278 345 0.093 26.391 1.213 21.891 1.462 2008 12 So a new user comes inimg and makes a flurry of Cognitive Science changes to articles. The result? Permabanimg for "inserting gibberish or nonsense" and a deletionimg of otherwise good edits, and an assertion he is a vandal/parodist?!img. Vey to go Ed! UPDATE Ken undoesimg Ed's "whimsical" block.
895 16 16 21.588 0.741 143 0.112 25.034 0.639 345 0.046 26.403 0.606 21.901 0.731 2008 12 Apparently feeling pressured to look like he's not protecting a parodist, Special Ed blocks Buglerimg for a whole two hours! That'll teach him! Unfortunately, Bugler forgot he was supposed to be playing dead and starts blocking peopleimg after only a little more than half that time. Oopsie!
896 30 34 21.581 1.39 143 0.21 25.034 1.198 345 0.087 26.414 1.136 21.912 1.369 2008 12 Can you suck up the teacher too much?img No, you can't!img
897 54 58 21.596 2.501 143 0.378 25.034 2.157 345 0.157 26.425 2.043 21.922 2.463 2008 12 American History Homework Twelve Answers - Student 25img says "Russia" when he means the entire USSR, says that the Vietnam and Korean wars were "the two wars that caused immense casualties between 145 and 1980", is impressed by Jackie Robinson "because baseball is shown everywhere so he received a lot bad criticism and hate", says Lyndon Johnson was known "for his ability to shove everyone out of his way", and claims that the "Warren court was anti-God they made a lot of bad and unmoral decisio
898 16 16 21.638 0.739 143 0.112 25.034 0.639 345 0.046 26.437 0.605 21.932 0.73 2008 12 "Conservative" continues editingimg a discredited disease. But gays are bad, so the "truth" must be kept current!
899 31 35 21.631 1.433 143 0.217 25.034 1.238 345 0.09 26.448 1.172 21.943 1.413 2008 12 If this is my prizeimg, keep it. Please. How much more tacky can these get?
900 8 12 21.646 0.37 143 0.056 25.034 0.32 345 0.023 26.46 0.302 21.953 0.364 2008 12 Thisimg from the man who created red links for BDSM and Swinging.
901 21 23 21.635 0.971 143 0.147 25.034 0.839 345 0.061 26.471 0.793 21.963 0.956 2008 12 A new user asks a question.img Buglerimg and Edimg answer politely. Shame RodWeathers never receivedimg the memo.
902 15 15 21.637 0.693 143 0.105 25.034 0.599 345 0.043 26.482 0.566 21.973 0.683 2008 12 (Dis)Honest Ed redefines edit warimg as reverting an unexplained removal onceimg. Disagreeing with Ed Moon is now a blockable offense.
903 14 18 21.629 0.647 143 0.098 25.034 0.559 345 0.041 26.494 0.528 21.984 0.637 2008 12 Gay marriage is bad because "every marriage should benefit society."img (Oh, crap, the word 'every' doesn't appear in the Newsweek article) Textbook example: we have yet to see how exactly Mr. and Mrs. Schlafly's marriage benefitted society...
904 13 13 21.625 0.601 143 0.091 25.034 0.519 345 0.038 26.505 0.49 21.994 0.591 2008 12 Yet another 90/10 blockimg for a user with one contributionimg. Update: Ed Poor doesn't opposeimg FernoKlump's 90/10 initiative any longerimg - he justimg ignores itimg...
905 31 31 21.615 1.434 143 0.217 25.034 1.238 345 0.09 26.517 1.169 22.004 1.409 2008 12 Jesus Andy! Again with the "2+2=4" nonsenseimg
906 26 26 21.626 1.202 143 0.182 25.034 1.039 345 0.075 26.528 0.98 22.015 1.181 2008 12 Tim calls outimg three suspected parodists! Two we know, and... who? UPDATE: Then again, maybe he won'timg
907 7 15 21.631 0.324 143 0.049 25.034 0.28 345 0.02 26.54 0.264 22.025 0.318 2008 12 Remember, Conservapedia is not a dictionary!img
908 22 22 21.623 1.017 143 0.154 25.034 0.879 345 0.064 26.551 0.829 22.035 0.998 2008 12 Admins at their best. According to Ed, CP can use various images, just because we say soimg. Na-na-nana-na. Just because the site says no reproduction or republication without written permission doesn't actually mean we need permission.
909 4 10 21.624 0.185 143 0.028 25.034 0.16 345 0.012 26.562 0.151 22.046 0.181 2008 12 Ed Poor weighs in on God's Willimg: "Knowing God's will is the key to prayer, spiritual growth and fruitfulness in our individual lives." Then links to an external site's article. Ed's stubbing is getting thinner and thinner, and far less important. Now Ed, Do you study the word of the Bible or the words of Moonies?
910 10 10 21.611 0.463 143 0.07 25.034 0.399 345 0.029 26.574 0.376 22.056 0.453 2008 12 One of the most unexpected side effects of rampant parodists, Teh Koward sticking up for intellectual honestyimg.
911 36 36 21.598 1.667 143 0.252 25.034 1.438 345 0.104 26.585 1.354 22.066 1.631 2008 12 How will Conservapedia respond to this?img The Answer: Predictablyimg. Although the exchange with Bugler is surprisingly civilimg. Update Andy basically admits that yeah, he pretty much made all the figures upimg. How refreshing.
912 12 16 21.614 0.555 143 0.084 25.034 0.479 345 0.035 26.597 0.451 22.077 0.544 2008 12 Ooh, that'simg gonna leave a mark!
913 -13 37 21.607 -0.602 143 -0.091 25.034 -0.519 345 -0.038 26.608 -0.489 22.087 -0.589 2008 12 Wait, is Andy "everyone should recognize the greatness of American English" Schlafly using British phrasing?img
914 -13 31 21.625 -0.601 143 -0.091 25.034 -0.519 345 -0.038 26.62 -0.488 22.097 -0.588 2008 12 Teen pregnancy is up in America. So says our favourite trustworthy encyclopaedia. The link [1] points out that teen mothers are more likely to become or remain poor and their kids have more problems. How does Europe avoid all this? America needs need less abstinence stuff and more contraceptive education. That's what Goodless Europe does.
915 28 38 21.635 1.294 143 0.196 25.034 1.118 345 0.081 26.631 1.051 22.108 1.267 2008 12 PhilipV thought the nasty stuff in Mystery:Why Do Non-Conservatives Exist?img deserves an apology. PhilipV got teh blockieimg (twice!) instead of an apology. Conservatives may insult others. It's naughty if Liberals complain about it. Update: Andy refuses to disclose how he came up with his numbers, but that no one can doubt them; someone who explains guesses are not statistical estimates is a liberalimg.
916 -4 26 21.654 -0.185 143 -0.028 25.034 -0.16 345 -0.012 26.642 -0.15 22.118 -0.181 2008 12 Joaquín loves him some traitorsimg.
917 26 28 21.659 1.2 143 0.182 25.034 1.039 345 0.075 26.654 0.975 22.129 1.175 2008 12 Leeb cleans up Andy's unscientific claimsimg from the Lenski affair. Andy promptly revertsimg, then bans him for five yearsimg, "inappropriate edits, with a misleading edit summary." No pleasing some people.
918 36 36 21.666 1.662 143 0.252 25.034 1.438 345 0.104 26.665 1.35 22.139 1.626 2008 12 Shorter TK: CP has no laws, so if a sysop does you wrong, STFUimg and take itimg. Update: Corry gets provedimg rightimg. Update^2: AlanS lays in front of the banhammerimg in a doomed act of moral protestimg.
919 13 15 21.682 0.6 143 0.091 25.034 0.519 345 0.038 26.677 0.487 22.149 0.587 2008 12 While thisimg is quite likely just an edit conflict, the edit summary is oddly fitting.
920 16 18 21.675 0.738 143 0.112 25.034 0.639 345 0.046 26.688 0.6 22.16 0.722 2008 12 Aww, isn't that cute? He's pretending to be a lawyer!img MOAR Okay, doctors don't inform their patients of risks to avoid malpractice suits, and a historian intimately familiar with the Illinois constitution has anti-republican views. Did Andy blackmail his way through law schoolimg, or what?
921 -11 19 21.67 -0.508 143 -0.077 25.034 -0.439 345 -0.032 26.7 -0.412 22.17 -0.496 2008 12 On the Conservapedia front page it says that a few scientists are sceptical about Global warming. Now an awful lot of respected scientists are convinced Global Warming is real. See The British Royal Society for an example. The Scientific American also believes global warming is real. Aschlafly must think he's such a genius that he understands science better than meteorologists and others whose job is working out what's happening with climate change. People get killed in hurricanes, floods dro
922 14 16 21.667 0.646 143 0.098 25.034 0.559 345 0.041 26.711 0.524 22.181 0.631 2008 12 BRichtigen makes a good point: "If you want to have good contributions to this site, you have to care for a pleasant working environment."img This should earn him a lengthy ban. Will it be for 90/10 violation? Not minding his own business? Improper discussion? Liberal vandalism? Proxy usage? Pool's open, just ten for a square! UPDATE Ed offers to take it offsite.img UPDATE Jessica adds goatsimg to the thread.
923 17 17 21.661 0.785 143 0.119 25.034 0.679 345 0.049 26.722 0.636 22.191 0.766 2008 12 Ed's stubbing continuesimg: "Scientific controversy when multiple scientists assert different viewpoints on a scientific matter. There is no particular method for resolving a scientific debate." Apparently Ed's never heard of experiments? Update Ed's example of a modern day scientific controversyimg is Galileo and the telescope. MOAR COWBELL Ed immediately deletesimg his idiotic example (that also refutes his original claim). RELATED LULZ I dunno Ed, maybe you could ask Richard Lenskiimg?
924 9 17 21.656 0.416 143 0.063 25.034 0.36 345 0.026 26.734 0.337 22.201 0.405 2008 12 Seeing as you blew offimg her concerns about folks overstepping their authority, Ed, you really should be a bit less cavalier about dropping writing assignmentsimg on her. Just sayin'. UPDATE Arigatouimg, but no thanks.
925 -4 18 21.651 -0.185 143 -0.028 25.034 -0.16 345 -0.012 26.745 -0.15 22.212 -0.18 2008 12 Helping to defend the future, Sara Connor signs up for an account, then posts a 3,000 character advertisement article for Vocalcomimg. Wikispam, the wave of the future! Also: John Titorimg, visitor from the future, made an appearance.
926 0 12 21.647 0 143 0 25.034 0 345 0 26.757 0 22.222 0 2008 12 After insisting scientific controversies can't be resolved, Ed sets outimg to prove Galileo had no issues with the church. Now the Bible says that the sun and moon stood still. (Joshua 10:13) Perhaps little Ed hadn't studied the Bible and didn't know that. More. Ed claims Galileo's article needed to be scrubbed of anti-religious, liberal bias unless someone could find proof. So Edimg findsimg someimg.
927 -4 8 21.636 -0.185 143 -0.028 25.034 -0.16 345 -0.012 26.768 -0.149 22.233 -0.18 2008 12 Moar Ed stubbingimg. This time, "scripture and reason," which is almost a parody of CP itself. "For he opposes to the truth not the meaning of the Bible, which is beyond his comprehension, but rather his own interpretation; not what is in the Bible, but what he has found in himself and imagines to be there." How soon before St. Augustine is banned from CP for being a liberal?
928 -12 26 21.621 -0.555 143 -0.084 25.034 -0.479 345 -0.035 26.78 -0.448 22.243 -0.539 2008 12 Uh, Ed? You're not hip. Don't try.img
929 9 15 21.626 0.416 143 0.063 25.034 0.36 345 0.026 26.791 0.336 22.253 0.404 2008 12 Ed, science is not your strong point. Should you really categorize "Darwinism" as pseudoscience?img
930 -4 12 21.618 -0.185 143 -0.028 25.034 -0.16 345 -0.012 26.802 -0.149 22.264 -0.18 2008 12 Maybe we need a moratorium on Ed lulz. Or maybe Ed needs to stop being funny?img Now Ed wants facts to support someone's edits; nevermind how often Ed shoots the foot he has in his mouth.
931 21 21 21.608 0.972 143 0.147 25.034 0.839 345 0.061 26.814 0.783 22.274 0.943 2008 12 "We need help"img. You don't say! "We need to get actual scientists to write this article. It's too complex for us laymen." Among the many other scientific articles on CP, written by non-scientists, criticizing sound, accepted science? But what if those scientists don't put in "the facts" you want? Then what?
932 19 21 21.607 0.879 143 0.133 25.034 0.759 345 0.055 26.825 0.708 22.285 0.853 2008 12 How do you prepare students for standardized tests?img Ask them to "contrast President Ronald Reagan with President Bill Clinton," cite history to answer "what is the most important threat to the future of America," and critically reason "using American history as your guide, predict what will happen in the first two years of the Obama Administration." People pay money for this australopithecene to teach their kids?
933 43 43 21.606 1.99 143 0.301 25.034 1.718 345 0.125 26.837 1.602 22.295 1.929 2008 12 Ed, I understand that they all sort of look alike to you, but it's Magic Johnson who is HIV-positive (but is not "AIDS-infected" yet), not Michael Jordanimg. Well, we could always put the heroes to a vote...Nah, maybe then John McCain's picture would get too big for the page...
934 11 19 21.63 0.509 143 0.077 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 26.848 0.41 22.306 0.493 2008 12 Vandalismimg is now saying the USA was founded by secularistsimg. What will it be next? Denying that all professors are satanists or that all actors in Hollywood are drug-addled homosexuals? Later they unblocked him and said sorry. The chances are the user will stop contributing after he's seen the ban window.
935 -15 17 21.627 -0.694 143 -0.105 25.034 -0.599 345 -0.043 26.86 -0.558 22.316 -0.672 2008 12 JY23img, the nextimg Ed Poorimg.
936 -8 14 21.622 -0.37 143 -0.056 25.034 -0.32 345 -0.023 26.871 -0.298 22.327 -0.358 2008 12 Breadan43 makes sure CP users know who the liberals are.img And in case you didn't know, theseimg areimg alsoimg liberalsimg. Now you can always tell the bad guys!
937 5 7 21.613 0.231 143 0.035 25.034 0.2 345 0.014 26.882 0.186 22.337 0.224 2008 12 In order to beef up the Science of Global Warming (denial), jpatt offers up expert commentaryimg by a man deep in the pockets of the coal industry and a retired geologist. Trusworthy, indeed.
938 14 14 21.597 0.648 143 0.098 25.034 0.559 345 0.041 26.894 0.521 22.348 0.626 2008 12 Bugler: Honi soit qui mal y pense!img Or, for those of you who prefer English, "Shame on him who suspects illicit motivation!" According to Wikipedia, this is usually used ironically, or, in this case, by a parodist admitting he is a parodist by ironically denying it.
939 1 11 21.589 0.046 143 0.007 25.034 0.04 345 0.003 26.905 0.037 22.358 0.045 2008 12 Gallery of American Heroes - see also: Andre Agassiimg
940 22 22 21.577 1.02 143 0.154 25.034 0.879 345 0.064 26.917 0.817 22.369 0.984 2008 12 Meritocracy in action: Jpatt: "We should make people earnimg news post tokens by contributingimg Wanted Pages." DeanS: "Great idea, but let's make sureimg to treat liberals as second-class citizens! No tokens for them!"
941 9 11 21.578 0.417 143 0.063 25.034 0.36 345 0.026 26.928 0.334 22.379 0.402 2008 12 RJJensen goes to town through the pics in the Life archivesimg, ain't he? Well, parts of the picsimg, anyhow. Oh, and this one's cute, "No copyright source"img. Maybe...on the page you got it from?
942 27 29 21.566 1.252 143 0.189 25.034 1.079 345 0.078 26.939 1.002 22.39 1.206 2008 12 There have neverimg been any Christians who have bombed abortion clinics. OK, let's justimg pretendimg those incidents never really happened.
943 -15 23 21.574 -0.695 143 -0.105 25.034 -0.599 345 -0.043 26.951 -0.557 22.4 -0.67 2008 12 Creation Science in action.img Sound reasoning is BAD! Bad, I tell you!
944 9 11 21.576 0.417 143 0.063 25.034 0.36 345 0.026 26.962 0.334 22.411 0.402 2008 12 Andy's idea of a good learning environment: Shut itimg, peasant, and get back to work!
945 20 20 21.564 0.927 143 0.14 25.034 0.799 345 0.058 26.974 0.741 22.421 0.892 2008 12 And there we have it.img But remember, CP is not a right-wing site.
946 20 22 21.563 0.928 143 0.14 25.034 0.799 345 0.058 26.985 0.741 22.432 0.892 2008 12 AlexanderParodistM: "Please unprotectimg Premarital sex." Ed: (makes the obligatory joke)img AlexanderM: "Thank you sir may I have another."img Aschlafly is married. It's too late for premarital sex so he (rolls over and goes back to sleep)img
947 7 9 21.563 0.325 143 0.049 25.034 0.28 345 0.02 26.997 0.259 22.442 0.312 2008 12 Andy: CP does not have a YEC viewpointimg! Conservative: Yes it does!img
948 10 12 21.55 0.464 143 0.07 25.034 0.399 345 0.029 27.008 0.37 22.453 0.445 2008 12 TeaK wants people to know one of his guiding principles is from a character portrayed by Shatnerimg.
949 13 15 21.539 0.604 143 0.091 25.034 0.519 345 0.038 27.019 0.481 22.463 0.579 2008 12 TCochrane gets reasonable edits revertedimg and a banimg. His crime? Ignoring Andy's hatred of "liberal spin."img UPDATE Doesn't Ed ever get a 90/10 ban?img GOAT Ed gets last wordism.img DADDY LOVE Talk down to the contributor working for free, Ed.img
950 12 18 21.532 0.557 143 0.084 25.034 0.479 345 0.035 27.031 0.444 22.474 0.534 2008 12 Sadly enough, thisimg is about as much of a compromise as you'll ever get on CP: "Mayyyyybe there was a conservative in the last century who made a sorta-kinda bigoted statement. But you're still not allowed to say so in mainspace! And always remember: If he did something bad, he was of course No True Conservative. Nuh-uh."
951 -18 22 21.528 -0.836 143 -0.126 25.034 -0.719 345 -0.052 27.042 -0.666 22.484 -0.801 2008 12 C'mon, don't make your parodist account so noticeable!img Torched!img
952 7 13 21.529 0.325 143 0.049 25.034 0.28 345 0.02 27.054 0.259 22.495 0.311 2008 12 TeaK: You Brits should learn American spelling and stop being rational.img TK blocked Sakyamuni08img for telling the truth . That's typical injustice.
955 15 17 21.519 0.697 143 0.105 25.034 0.599 345 0.043 27.088 0.554 22.526 0.666 2008 12 RodWeathers never took a biology classimg (or possibly slept through it). The mammal order is filled with examples of altruistic social behavior leading to the survival of the population (primates, for example, are extremely social and altruistic). UPDATE "Evolution is not about the population!"img Uh, Rod? That's exactly what evolution is about. DOLPHINS I meant cats nursing non-cats and dolphins helping humans!img Sure, Rod. Sure.
956 -2 14 21.515 -0.093 143 -0.014 25.034 -0.08 345 -0.006 27.099 -0.074 22.537 -0.089 2008 12 "I can write"img says Special Ed. Just really badlyimg.
957 6 14 21.506 0.279 143 0.042 25.034 0.24 345 0.017 27.111 0.221 22.548 0.266 2008 12 Rod's parody paranoia reaches new heights. "Maybe some of our hymns are *gasp* librullimg".
959 -11 23 21.498 -0.512 143 -0.077 25.034 -0.439 345 -0.032 27.134 -0.405 22.569 -0.487 2008 12 He tried so hard to find a use for Ed's {{years ago}} template.img
960 19 21 21.5 0.884 143 0.133 25.034 0.759 345 0.055 27.145 0.7 22.579 0.841 2008 12 Obama definitely won't use the Koranimg. Will they change the article? UPDATE-A-RIFFIC! Apparently Bugler thinks an Evangelical Christian Minister might think the Koran is a swell idea after allimg. The More You Know I spot a Poe!img TEH ASSFLY SPEAKETH Naive or malicious? I choose malicious.img
961 11 19 21.499 0.512 143 0.077 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 27.157 0.405 22.59 0.487 2008 12 More Conservapiracyimg. Joaquin claims fair use; site claims "Unless otherwise noted, all text and graphics on this website (yeodoug.com) are ©1996-2006 by Douglas Yeo. All rights reserved."
962 -8 28 21.497 -0.372 143 -0.056 25.034 -0.32 345 -0.023 27.168 -0.294 22.601 -0.354 2008 12 TK really may have more brains than a toadimg.
963 18 40 21.504 0.837 143 0.126 25.034 0.719 345 0.052 27.179 0.662 22.611 0.796 2008 12 You say po-tay-to, troll says po-tah-toimg. Even if it was short-lived, the drive-by lulz is worth watching. UPDATE: Srosenberg reverts the 'troll'img, but Karajou seems to think calling Christianity a 'religion' is 'vandalism'img, and reverts it back to 'tax scam and pedophile ring'img.
964 8 18 21.524 0.372 143 0.056 25.034 0.32 345 0.023 27.191 0.294 22.622 0.354 2008 12 Andy shows exactly why we don't "teach the controversy" and let kids decide for themselves what they think is right: "Most Influential Person in American History"img. Ronald Reagan and Thomas Edison were more influential than Benjamin Franklin, one of the founding fathers?
965 31 31 21.52 1.441 143 0.217 25.034 1.238 345 0.09 27.202 1.14 22.632 1.37 2008 12 Aschlafly unexpectedly banhammers Human for "a silly pattern of editing"img and other transgressions (like being blocked before and having a fake name). Sideways queriesimg the block but falls afoul of a TK revert and a crafty range blockimg (of the UK-based ISP Tiscali). But Sideways won't take it lying down.img img Update That's funny, Geo.plrd pulls an almost identical range blockimg not long after Sideways' post. Whatever could it all mean? Predictable update: Andy really doesn't give a
966 11 17 21.53 0.511 143 0.077 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 27.214 0.404 22.643 0.486 2008 12 Uh, Joaquín...you do realize that King Arthurimg was fictional, right? And why did you leave Charles Darwin out?
967 19 25 21.525 0.883 143 0.133 25.034 0.759 345 0.055 27.225 0.698 22.654 0.839 2008 12 Abdul is a Moslemimg. He talked back to teh Assflyimg then did it againimg. He inserted accurate informationimg about Christian bigotry. They must find an excuse to block him. You've got to figure out how to join the teamimg...or you're blockedimg.
968 19 21 21.529 0.883 143 0.133 25.034 0.759 345 0.055 27.237 0.698 22.664 0.838 2008 12 If you’re unfairly blocked at CP you’re on your own. Nobody else is allowed to help you. Complaining about bad blocks is shamefulimg img according to TK.
969 24 24 21.528 1.115 143 0.168 25.034 0.959 345 0.07 27.248 0.881 22.675 1.058 2008 12 TomMoore was blocked for six monthsimg back in June. Now he's back (yes, he waited for his block to expire)... and quickly gets a five-year banimg for theseimg contribs, which apparently did nothing but "wasting the time of good editors".
970 8 20 21.531 0.372 143 0.056 25.034 0.32 345 0.023 27.259 0.293 22.686 0.353 2008 12 This from the manimg who bloviates endlessly about the size of his online class?
971 63 71 21.529 2.926 143 0.441 25.034 2.517 345 0.183 27.271 2.31 22.696 2.776 2008 12 FernoKlump pops offimg a first-class parthian shot. MOAR TARGET After the shot is cleared, AlanM reposts itimg. Subsequent beletionimg and killimg.
972 -4 28 21.582 -0.185 143 -0.028 25.034 -0.16 345 -0.012 27.282 -0.147 22.707 -0.176 2008 12 Andy makes up more shitimg to tarnish Obama. Are hate and deceit really Christian values, or just Schlafly values? Joe the Plumber was just that bit dishonest. Is McCain at fault for that? Joe the Plumber dislikes you if you don't agree with him 100%. Isn't that just like teh Assfly?
973 8 18 21.589 0.371 143 0.056 25.034 0.32 345 0.023 27.294 0.293 22.717 0.352 2008 12 The Nazis were an anti-Christian organizationimg. Bugler continues with more revisionist lulz. UPDATE: "We don't block for ideological reasons."img
974 20 24 21.585 0.927 143 0.14 25.034 0.799 345 0.058 27.305 0.732 22.728 0.88 2008 12 We've taken Andrew Schlafly and replaced him with someone who can say something not freaking insane once in a whileimg. Let's see if anyone notices. SWIFT UPDATE Too bad the original lunaticimg came back.
975 17 25 21.587 0.787 143 0.119 25.034 0.679 345 0.049 27.317 0.622 22.739 0.748 2008 12 Aschlafly’s freedomimg should mean you’re free to do what teh Assflyimg wants and nothing else. Gay people shouldn’t have freedomimg to get their partnerships legally recognised. Fortunately the Constitution in California doesn't allow the majority to trample on important minority rights and Conservapedia’s Main Pageimg is a bit pissed. Really pissedimg. You never know... John Schlaflyimg might want to marry his boyfriend.
976 5 15 21.591 0.232 143 0.035 25.034 0.2 345 0.014 27.328 0.183 22.749 0.22 2008 12 Now why on earth doesn’t Conservpedia tolerate people questioning Conservative Christian faithimg? Surely they’re confident their beliefs can stand up to testing? Surely dogma or collective bias shouldn't enter Conservapedia? Should it?
977 -11 39 21.584 -0.51 143 -0.077 25.034 -0.439 345 -0.032 27.339 -0.402 22.76 -0.483 2008 12 You forgot "hire a real teacher"img!
978 24 24 21.603 1.111 143 0.168 25.034 0.959 345 0.07 27.351 0.877 22.771 1.054 2008 12 The Road To Sysop Rights (a.k.a. "It worked once, it'll work again, dammit!"): TK starts a long article about Domestic terrorismimg by openly copy-pasting the legal definition, copy-pasting from a news article, writing one line himself and adding a pictureimg he claims is non-copyrighted, but without saying where he got it from. Maybe it was from here ("Copyright © 2008 by NDAA, All Rights Reserved")? We'll never know...
979 20 22 21.605 0.926 143 0.14 25.034 0.799 345 0.058 27.362 0.731 22.781 0.878 2008 12 Yet again, Andy reminds everyoneimg of the corruption inherent in professors - even in Nobel prize winners! It sure would be embarrassing if the linked article suggested there was corruption. It would almost be like putting a deposition before a court without even reading what it says. Successful lawyers just don't do things like that...
980 14 16 21.605 0.648 143 0.098 25.034 0.559 345 0.041 27.374 0.511 22.792 0.614 2008 12 "Conservative" (what a ridiculous user name) is at it again, showing off his remarkable editing and composition skills. His articleimg took 34 edits, including 3 page moves, in just over 2 hours.UPDATE Ken fights back. "Gentlemen if you don't get it right first time, do it again... and again... and again... and...
981 16 16 21.6 0.741 143 0.112 25.034 0.639 345 0.046 27.385 0.584 22.803 0.702 2008 12 Ken <3 parodistsimg
982 19 19 21.594 0.88 143 0.133 25.034 0.759 345 0.055 27.396 0.694 22.814 0.833 2008 12 Bugler has learnedimg which dictators politiciansimg are worth defending. (Regular readers may recall that Aschlafly ♥ Pinochet.)
983 28 28 21.591 1.297 143 0.196 25.034 1.118 345 0.081 27.408 1.022 22.824 1.227 2008 12 Andy: "More than 60% of public school kids in one survey watch more than 3 hours of television a day, good news to producers of liberal junk like Comedy Central."img The "survey" was a study of just teens in Memphis (national average, 35% watch that much), and the article mentioned nothing of what they watched. GOATS TK makes sure Comedy Central's articleimg doesn't have anything positive, and includes Fatwa envy.
984 29 29 21.598 1.343 143 0.203 25.034 1.158 345 0.084 27.419 1.058 22.835 1.27 2008 12 Yet another extremely inspiring quoteimg by TK. Here tooimg! But next time, you might want to make sure that Patrick Henry really said it.
985 35 43 21.605 1.62 143 0.245 25.034 1.398 345 0.101 27.431 1.276 22.846 1.532 2008 12 Highlights from the final homework of the semester. Question 2 - On Reagan and Clinton: "WOW!!" different parties.img "Clinton took away our guns".img "Clinton let everything go wrong".img "Ronald Regan {sic} failed at almost everything".img The difference is "sex with an intern".img Question 4 - On threats to America's future: Atheism!img Obama!img Evolution! And gay marriage!img SIN!!!img Grading: 26 students, only 2 got below 98%, nobody lost any credit for misspelling "Reagan".
986 56 56 21.628 2.589 143 0.392 25.034 2.237 345 0.162 27.442 2.041 22.856 2.45 2008 12 While in Hawaii, Obama ate Spam Musubi. Muslims by law can't eat pork. Therefore, Obama cannot be a muslim! Andy: Not everyone knows Spam is made of pork, therefore it's not proof!img Obama drank beer, perhaps. At least there's a beer called Obama Beer. Aschlafly imagines beer isn't forbidden in Islam. Beer is forbidden. You can't easily make this much stupidity up, folks. Is Andy a Muslim as well?
987 15 17 21.664 0.692 143 0.105 25.034 0.599 345 0.043 27.454 0.546 22.867 0.656 2008 12 Andy gets his knickers in a knot because President-elect Obama decides to use his full nameimg when being sworn in, although it's not clear if it was because a Muslim community leader asked him to or, you know, because it's a totally normal thing to do. Knowing Andy, it's the former.
988 29 29 21.659 1.339 143 0.203 25.034 1.158 345 0.084 27.465 1.056 22.878 1.268 2008 12 I'll take "Rivers in Egypt" for 400, Alex: Tim: "Obama will use the Bibleimg when he is sworn into office. So there,img guys." He won't make a hole in Lincoln's Bible and put a Koran into it. Bugler: "Purest speculation!img And even if it was true, it wouldn't prove anything! Oh, and also, you totally abusedimg your sysop rights to promote the Liberal Media Agenda, scum."
989 -1 11 21.667 -0.046 143 -0.007 25.034 -0.04 345 -0.003 27.476 -0.036 22.889 -0.044 2008 12 When you talk about thisimg, are you referring to the federal gay marriage ban, or overturning Roe v. Wade? Just clarifying.
990 28 28 21.656 1.293 143 0.196 25.034 1.118 345 0.081 27.488 1.019 22.899 1.223 2008 12 They estimate that 2 million people will come to see the inauguration of President Obama in person. Even more will watch on television. That's how keen Americans are to see improvements after Dubya. Where did we get that information? It’s from Conservapediaimg. Andy boasts that this number falls short of initial expecations due to status worship fatigue, but even the American Thinker admits it's more a problem of... you know... that not being logistically feasible. Also Andy didn't point
991 7 17 21.662 0.323 143 0.049 25.034 0.28 345 0.02 27.499 0.255 22.91 0.306 2008 12 Yet more garbageimg trying to say Global warming isn’t real. Only Andy and DeanS can possibly be right. Respected scientists say Global warming is real. Andy, Deanie, stop imagining you’re cleverer than those scientists. Read, Essay:Status Worshipimg and learn. You won't look so stupid if you just stop worshiping your own status.
992 5 11 21.657 0.231 143 0.035 25.034 0.2 345 0.014 27.511 0.182 22.921 0.218 2008 12 Ed Poor: "Here, let me liveblogimg some Star Trek episode. Ah, no, wait, I lost interestimg again." Update: Ed-baiting fails.img
993 11 11 21.646 0.508 143 0.077 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 27.522 0.4 22.932 0.48 2008 12 (Moar Ed) "Bugler, how many times must I tell you to avoid personal remarks and cluttering up der Führer's talk page? Just block them!img"
994 19 21 21.635 0.878 143 0.133 25.034 0.759 345 0.055 27.534 0.69 22.942 0.828 2008 12 Ed hates Christmasimg.
995 15 21 21.634 0.693 143 0.105 25.034 0.599 345 0.043 27.545 0.545 22.953 0.654 2008 12 'Tis not the season to be preachy.img Too bad Andy missed the memo.img
996 7 13 21.634 0.324 143 0.049 25.034 0.28 345 0.02 27.556 0.254 22.964 0.305 2008 12 Reversion, or self-fulfillingimg prophecyimg?
997 8 16 21.625 0.37 143 0.056 25.034 0.32 345 0.023 27.568 0.29 22.975 0.348 2008 12 Onimg severalimg differentimg occasionsimg Teh Assfly gave students high marks for saying it’s just fine for the US government to spy on its citizens. Suddenly, he then brings up "non-beneficial" spyingimg. Who decides what’s beneficial? Teh Assfly and teh Republicans of course.
998 17 23 21.619 0.786 143 0.119 25.034 0.679 345 0.049 27.579 0.616 22.985 0.74 2008 12 RodWeathers quotes Darwin out of contextimg. Here’s what Darwin really wrote UPDATE: Corrected by . . . Conservativeimg?!
999 30 34 21.62 1.388 143 0.21 25.034 1.198 345 0.087 27.591 1.087 22.996 1.305 2008 12 Ed "I'm CP's foremost math expert and teacher" Poor creates a page for the movie "College Road Tripimg" saying nothing about the movie other than that it contains a math error. Hey Ed, how about looking at Foxtrot's (and your) massive math stupidity instead? And you do know that a diameter of 10 inches isn't the same as a radius of 4 or 5 cm, right, Ed? Ed?
1000 28 30 21.633 1.294 143 0.196 25.034 1.118 345 0.081 27.602 1.014 23.007 1.217 2008 12 Teacake celebrates the seasonimg of brotherly goodwill by lying about a fellow sysop "senior administrator",img making accusations,img and throwing cheap insults around.img He finally feels strong enough to remove the reminder that he was blocked and on probationimg.
1001 57 59 21.642 2.634 143 0.399 25.034 2.277 345 0.165 27.614 2.064 23.018 2.476 2008 12 The great work of creating the Schlafly Bible has begunimg!
1002 11 17 21.68 0.507 143 0.077 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 27.625 0.398 23.029 0.478 2008 12 It's just not Christmas without an Obama smearimg, is it?
1003 5 23 21.676 0.231 143 0.035 25.034 0.2 345 0.014 27.636 0.181 23.039 0.217 2008 12 Kids are far too anxious. It has to be you guess, lack of faithimg. Fundy kids can’t possibly have nightmares about hell. They can’t possibly be anxious because some sadistic fundy adult will punish them over something they’ve done, might have done etc. It can be hard being a fucked up fundy kid.
1004 4 16 21.677 0.185 143 0.028 25.034 0.16 345 0.012 27.648 0.145 23.05 0.174 2008 12 Court upholds "gun rights"img (for a guy who surrendered his guns during divorce proceedings).
1005 18 20 21.671 0.831 143 0.126 25.034 0.719 345 0.052 27.659 0.651 23.061 0.781 2008 12 Q: Are we not men? A: We are Devo!img
1006 60 62 21.669 2.769 143 0.42 25.034 2.397 345 0.174 27.671 2.168 23.072 2.601 2008 12 CPAdmin1 to Aschlafly: Your source is a blog. I gave 4 separate sources that are Greek lexicons. Which do you think is more reliable?img. Do you really want to know? UPDATE: I'll take my blog and some shit I just made upimg over your fancy book larnin any day MOAR! Tim, it is well known that expertise is a liberal trait!img Think for yourself and think the same thoughts as I do. Your gut instinct plus whatever random blogs you can find that support it are far more reliable.
1007 34 34 21.711 1.566 143 0.238 25.034 1.358 345 0.099 27.682 1.228 23.083 1.473 2008 12 Whatever next? Evidently all those liberal expertsimg who can't be relied upon to give us the truth about the Bible have confirmed that the Bible is the most historically and intellectually reliable ancient text in the whole worldimg.
1008 15 19 21.723 0.691 143 0.105 25.034 0.599 345 0.043 27.694 0.542 23.093 0.65 2008 12 TK's method of dealing with BRichtigen: Happyfun rangeblocks! It workedimg beforeimg and still does, just with a slightly more deceitfulimg reason. Of course, once BRichtigen uses a proxy to edit, he will be blocked for being a Sock of Multiple Blocked Users. Update Bugler says "screw subtlety" and just makes up a reason to block him for a weekimg.
1009 16 18 21.721 0.737 143 0.112 25.034 0.639 345 0.046 27.705 0.578 23.104 0.693 2008 12 What would you call thisimg edit? If your answer was "censorship"img, then you'd be in for a block.img If your answer was "reverting a vandalimg", then you might be TK.
1010 19 21 21.717 0.875 143 0.133 25.034 0.759 345 0.055 27.716 0.686 23.115 0.822 2008 12 STFU, dissenter!img We said shut it!img You just don't learn, do you?img
1011 18 18 21.716 0.829 143 0.126 25.034 0.719 345 0.052 27.728 0.649 23.126 0.778 2008 12 Define futilityimg
1012 26 26 21.712 1.197 143 0.182 25.034 1.039 345 0.075 27.739 0.937 23.137 1.124 2008 12 Andy "final reply" Schlafly replies to Brichtigenimg (accusing him of last-wordism) two hours after BRichtigen was blockedimg. That should should fix those pesky last-wordists! Then, 7 minutes later, he shows his righteous indignation over last-wordism by creating an official block reason for itimg.
1013 2 28 21.717 0.092 143 0.014 25.034 0.08 345 0.006 27.751 0.072 23.148 0.086 2008 12 So just one bad caseimg means that the whole British National Health Serviceimg is wrong? Why on Earth is “National Health Service” so popular then? If one case counts so much, Christian Conservatism must be devilish awful. Look at Ted Haggard, and the others.
1014 26 26 21.723 1.197 143 0.182 25.034 1.039 345 0.075 27.762 0.937 23.159 1.123 2008 12 Jessica takes RodWeathers out behind the woodshedimg for a little "chat". How long until his parodist-in-arms Bugler comes to rescue him? Update Nope, looks like it's Andy's bestest buddyimg instead, while Andy studiously ignores the whole thing, spending his time insulting a collegeimg instead. Jessica really tries to helpimg
1015 42 42 21.727 1.933 143 0.294 25.034 1.678 345 0.122 27.774 1.512 23.169 1.813 2008 12 Andy: An hour spent reading Conservapedia is as educational as 100 hours spent reading a bookimg. Honestly, does Andy ever think about anything before he says it? Extra Sauce Cripes, why don't they get a roomimg.
1016 15 17 21.748 0.69 143 0.105 25.034 0.599 345 0.043 27.785 0.54 23.18 0.647 2008 12 Well sure, the majority of voters chose Obama. But it's not like they thought he was qualifiedimg or anything.
1017 16 22 21.743 0.736 143 0.112 25.034 0.639 345 0.046 27.796 0.576 23.191 0.69 2008 12 Oh no! The creationists are "raady"img for the attack! What will we do against these misspelling wonders? Update Deleted to break the diff linkimg. Laugh this one off ♥ K e n D o l l ♥, we have CaptureBot. MOAR You are making a real arse of yourself todayimg ♥ K e n D o l l ♥.
1018 34 36 21.743 1.564 143 0.238 25.034 1.358 345 0.099 27.808 1.223 23.202 1.465 2008 12 There, that should stop PJR and CPAdmin1 from sticking up for the usersimg. The Fun Begins? Let's watchimg, shall we? One, Two, Three rounds so far, and Tim hasn't blinked.
1019 12 14 21.758 0.552 143 0.084 25.034 0.479 345 0.035 27.819 0.431 23.213 0.517 2008 12 Cripes, Ken, we know you love to misrepresent the facts, but isn't replying to a conversation from almost two years agoimg (with people permabanned under false pretenses) as if it were current kinda pushing it a little? Extra feebleness Sure Ken, we believe youimg. Why wouldn't you expect AmesG to have a current account at CP, anyway?
1020 23 25 21.75 1.057 143 0.161 25.034 0.919 345 0.067 27.831 0.826 23.224 0.99 2008 12 Futility, 2nd version: Kotomi reasonsimg with TK. Update: TK responds.img It's about what you'd expect.
1021 11 19 21.753 0.506 143 0.077 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 27.842 0.395 23.235 0.473 2008 12 Sorry to burst your bubble there Ken, but PZ Myers did tackle the CP Evolution rant articleimg. He was totally dismissive of it, which is basically all it deserves.
1022 11 13 21.751 0.506 143 0.077 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 27.853 0.395 23.246 0.473 2008 12 The reward for showing interestimg in Andy's Bible Revisionism Rewriting Retranslation Project: Upload, Block and Edit rightsimg in less than two months after joining.img Congratulations!
1023 15 19 21.742 0.69 143 0.105 25.034 0.599 345 0.043 27.865 0.538 23.256 0.645 2008 12 Oh yeah, thisimg is going to be fun.
1024 21 25 21.739 0.966 143 0.147 25.034 0.839 345 0.061 27.876 0.753 23.267 0.903 2008 12 Bugler can't acceptimg that abstinence-only education isn't the way to go and presents a simple solution on the talk page: What these poor people need is MOAR JESUS!img Expect blocks, rearguards and personal remarks soon.
1025 22 26 21.742 1.012 143 0.154 25.034 0.879 345 0.064 27.888 0.789 23.278 0.945 2008 12 That'simg not your real name. Try again, neither is your real nameimg your real name. Wait, what?.
1026 -8 18 21.746 -0.368 143 -0.056 25.034 -0.32 345 -0.023 27.899 -0.287 23.289 -0.344 2008 12 Those familiar with The One Internet Viral to Rule Them All will appreciate the badgertastic inclusion of the humble Badgerimg in the list of words requiring retranslation in the Bibble. Andy won't be happy with the idea that it may need "an expert". Andy doesn't like experts.
1027 19 23 21.743 0.874 143 0.133 25.034 0.759 345 0.055 27.911 0.681 23.3 0.815 2008 12 Ed "I'm CP's foremost math expert and teacher" Poor is back in town. Deletes a whole page (that's his modus operandi) on integration because he "can't believe a parabola would be used like thisimg". Uh, it's called Simpson's rule, Ed. Read some books.
1028 3 13 21.744 0.138 143 0.021 25.034 0.12 345 0.009 27.922 0.107 23.311 0.129 2008 12 Hey Ed, when thisimg gets reinstated, can we use this as a cite? UPDATE: Prophecy or lucky guess?img
1029 32 32 21.735 1.472 143 0.224 25.034 1.278 345 0.093 27.933 1.146 23.322 1.372 2008 12 PJR to TK: Fuck off, troll.img Assfly to PJR: Fuck off, librul.img
1030 14 20 21.745 0.644 143 0.098 25.034 0.559 345 0.041 27.945 0.501 23.333 0.6 2008 12 Just before Conservapedia might have succeeded in convincing all of one person that Barack Obama is a Muslim, they spoil everything with their latest exciting news flash: He's part of a Unitarian terrorist cell!img
1031 43 47 21.744 1.978 143 0.301 25.034 1.718 345 0.125 27.956 1.538 23.344 1.842 2008 12 Bugler finally explains it all: Australians don't know shit about Australian problems because they are too closeimg to the problem. You need an American who has never been to Australia to really bring in the insights. Update Catherine points out the flawimg in this approach and gets Bugledimg for a week.
1032 43 57 21.769 1.975 143 0.301 25.034 1.718 345 0.125 27.968 1.537 23.355 1.841 2008 12 Getting pregnant at 17img now counts as a "Great Achievement by a Teenager".
1033 -15 37 21.804 -0.688 143 -0.105 25.034 -0.599 345 -0.043 27.979 -0.536 23.366 -0.642 2008 12 Aschlafly says this sensible newspaper is squealing like a stuck pigimg. Why do you say such a nasty thing, Andy? The Schlaflys don’t slaughter pigs without stunning them we hope. Is that what Momma Schlafly used to say when you and the other the kids couldn’t take her reasonable chastisement?
1034 14 16 21.819 0.642 143 0.098 25.034 0.559 345 0.041 27.991 0.5 23.377 0.599 2008 12 7 year olds and 20 year olds now count as teenagers?img
1035 -7 33 21.814 -0.321 143 -0.049 25.034 -0.28 345 -0.02 28.002 -0.25 23.388 -0.299 2008 12 Christians called to abandon public education.img In other breaking news, some idiot in Concord, Massachusetts fired a shot heard around the world...
1036 28 32 21.825 1.283 143 0.196 25.034 1.118 345 0.081 28.013 1 23.399 1.197 2008 12 Tim disagreesimg with another of Bugler's blocks, breaking the new ruleimg again. Expect further wheel warring. Update: It's On!img (TK throws down the gauntlet & Tim accepts.) Update: Currently sevenimg violations of TK's shiny new rule...
1037 -11 19 21.835 -0.504 143 -0.077 25.034 -0.439 345 -0.032 28.025 -0.393 23.41 -0.47 2008 12 Most Cubans are blackimg, sez everybody's favorite world history teacherimg actually, sez the Wall Street Journal. Yebbut, the CIA (among other sources) disagrees.
1038 13 23 21.832 0.595 143 0.091 25.034 0.519 345 0.038 28.036 0.464 23.421 0.555 2008 12 Learn together tries to build peaceimg between Tim, Bugler and TK, and to "make sure that those watching from the outside can see us to be fair and honest". Sorry LT, but it's a couple of years too late for that.
1039 -4 24 21.833 -0.183 143 -0.028 25.034 -0.16 345 -0.012 28.048 -0.143 23.432 -0.171 2008 12 Suckup.img
1040 10 18 21.835 0.458 143 0.07 25.034 0.399 345 0.029 28.059 0.356 23.443 0.427 2008 12 Who would ever have guessed? TK's become more right-wing and authoritarianimg
1041 32 38 21.832 1.466 143 0.224 25.034 1.278 345 0.093 28.071 1.14 23.454 1.364 2008 12 As we slip from 2008 into 2009, OUT with the French Revolution (29247 views) and IN with Teenage Homosexuality (8923 views)img. Always a popular subject amongst homoschoolers.
1042 0 14 21.848 0 143 0 25.034 0 345 0 28.082 0 23.465 0 2008 12 TK flexesimg his checkuser muscles
1043 2 16 21.84 0.092 143 0.014 25.034 0.08 345 0.006 28.093 0.071 23.476 0.085 2008 12 Guess who thought to "(trim to get artwork on first screen)"img. No possibility that you realised how SCHTUPID some of the "awards" were & decided to sweep them under the carpet? Suicide volunteers required to sock up & enquire after them please.
1044 21 31 21.834 0.962 143 0.147 25.034 0.839 345 0.061 28.105 0.747 23.487 0.894 2008 12 Andy adds another great achievementimg, presumably to the world of comedy.
1045 20 22 21.843 0.916 143 0.14 25.034 0.799 345 0.058 28.116 0.711 23.498 0.851 2008 12 The CP way of editorial discussion: Somebody addsimg a claim you doubt. So what do you do? Take it to the talk page to discuss? Nope: Revertimg and call in reinforcementsimg to X-Ray and bully the guy.
1046 28 30 21.843 1.282 143 0.196 25.034 1.118 345 0.081 28.128 0.995 23.509 1.191 2008 12 "These statistics look made upimg and make conservatives look bad", says concerned editor. "Of course I made them upimg... please find cites to prove my claims", says Andy.
1047 118 120 21.851 5.4 143 0.825 25.034 4.714 345 0.342 28.139 4.193 23.52 5.017 2008 12 CPAdmin1 resigns in epic fashionimg. Update TK, on the other hand, resolves to continue being a pettyimg thugimg. More: TK and Andy hideimg the evidence.img And: no more user rightsimg or old user name.img More: Commentimg at your own peril!img
1048 -6 8 21.948 -0.273 143 -0.042 25.034 -0.24 345 -0.017 28.151 -0.213 23.531 -0.255 2008 12 I hate to break it to you, TK, but you and Andy got the first two parts of that quote backwardsimg.
1049 22 26 21.934 1.003 143 0.154 25.034 0.879 345 0.064 28.162 0.781 23.542 0.935 2008 12 Suddenly Andy's worldview becomes very clearimg. UPDATE: A new Schlafly meme?img
1050 22 24 21.938 1.003 143 0.154 25.034 0.879 345 0.064 28.173 0.781 23.553 0.934 2008 12 New sysops are inimg.
1051 18 20 21.94 0.82 143 0.126 25.034 0.719 345 0.052 28.185 0.639 23.564 0.764 2008 12 A great way to celebrate New Year's Eve: Bitchingimg about something that never quite really happened and in the end proving your incompetent reading comprehension.
1052 9 13 21.938 0.41 143 0.063 25.034 0.36 345 0.026 28.196 0.319 23.575 0.382 2008 12 Literally making historyimg. And Andy? Still silence...
1053 176 180 21.929 8.026 143 1.231 25.034 7.031 345 0.51 28.208 6.239 23.586 7.462 2008 12 Bugler says farewell and comes out as a parodist.img More: Like CPAdmin1, he is alreadyimg animg unperson.img And the door slamsimg behind him. A little more: Someone tries to show Andy the lesson he should learn from thisimg, predictably, failsimg and gets punishedimg.
1054 -10 26 22.084 -0.453 180 -0.056 25.034 -0.399 345 -0.029 28.219 -0.354 23.597 -0.424 2008 12 We all know that it would be bad for America if Obama were Muslim. Leave it to a parodist to explain how it would be equally bad if Obama weren't a Muslim.img
1055 16 52 22.088 0.724 180 0.089 25.034 0.639 345 0.046 28.231 0.567 23.608 0.678 2008 12 It begins. Do not talk about buglersimg, even in proper context.Moar "Whatever happened to...img?" (WAIT FOR IT)
1056 7 15 22.117 0.316 180 0.039 25.034 0.28 345 0.02 28.242 0.248 23.619 0.296 2008 12 Being touched upimg by Uncle Ed: a fate worse than deletion?
1057 41 45 22.11 1.854 180 0.228 25.034 1.638 345 0.119 28.253 1.451 23.63 1.735 2008 12 We were never at war with Eastasia.img
1058 36 36 22.133 1.627 180 0.2 25.034 1.438 345 0.104 28.265 1.274 23.641 1.523 2008 12 CPWebmaster:Tim, we may not be perfect, but we're the best out there - and everyone else will hate you and your moral beliefsimg. Tim: This place makes Jesus AND Reagan look bad by association.img
1059 24 28 22.146 1.084 180 0.133 25.034 0.959 345 0.07 28.276 0.849 23.652 1.015 2008 12 ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ adds some dialogue of him flirting with a young lady to his talkpage, removes it, then deletesimg and recreates. Feeling guilty Ken?
1060 28 30 22.152 1.264 180 0.156 25.034 1.118 345 0.081 28.288 0.99 23.664 1.183 2008 12 Karajerk sets the toneimg for CP in 2009... MOAR HITLER! and bad spelingns. Update: You're welcome, Teacake.img Now fix the page title.
1061 7 21 22.159 0.316 180 0.039 25.034 0.28 345 0.02 28.299 0.247 23.675 0.296 2008 12 The perceptive and erudite TK says Happy New Years, Professor Poor!img
1062 23 29 22.158 1.038 180 0.128 25.034 0.919 345 0.067 28.31 0.812 23.686 0.971 2008 12 Hurricane Ed strikes the R.A. Salvatore article.img There were no survivors.img
1063 27 31 22.165 1.218 180 0.15 25.034 1.079 345 0.078 28.322 0.953 23.697 1.139 2008 12 Hurricane Ed strikes the correlation article.img There'simg noimg oneimg leftimg whoimg caresimg aboutimg thisimg
1065 45 45 22.173 2.029 180 0.25 25.034 1.798 345 0.13 28.345 1.588 23.719 1.897 2008 12 Andy's advice for the mentally ill? "Turn off the TV, stop reading the newspaper, and pick up a Bible."img Sure, because immersing themselves further in a fantasy world is just what those crazies need.
1066 17 21 22.196 0.766 180 0.094 25.034 0.679 345 0.049 28.356 0.6 23.73 0.716 2008 12 ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ hopes that a domain squatter will "eat away at Wikipedia's market share"img. Did he not read the article he posted, or is this simply wishful thinking? UPDATE: Hang on, we can't have any criticisms of capitalismimg around here! Or maybe even "entrepreneurial capitalists" was too strong...img
1067 18 18 22.194 0.811 180 0.1 25.034 0.719 345 0.052 28.368 0.635 23.741 0.758 2008 12 Classic TK. He revertsimg Jessica's "revisionist" (the CIA is revisionist?) entry and replaces it with the "correct" reference... which states exactly what Jessica said in the first place. MOAR TeacaKe tries to censor the evidence of his getting pwnd on the talk page and Roger putsimg it back. Side Effect A very nice MYOBimg
1068 27 31 22.19 1.217 180 0.15 25.034 1.079 345 0.078 28.379 0.951 23.753 1.137 2008 12 Apparently, when a liberal runs for Governor without holding public office beforehand, he's a bozoimg but when a Republicanimg does it...img
1069 21 23 22.199 0.946 180 0.117 25.034 0.839 345 0.061 28.39 0.74 23.764 0.884 2008 12 The cost of branding PJR as a liberal: "I also know that a substantial percentage of YECs are liberal and did vote for Obama."img
1070 26 26 22.2 1.171 180 0.144 25.034 1.039 345 0.075 28.402 0.915 23.775 1.094 2008 12 Even with the typo in the title, this is still the most intelligent article on CP Update: the apostrophe is gone. Update2: DeanS deletesimg, restored by Assflyimg for its educational value. Update3: CPAdmin1 TimS returns just to tag the essay with {{speedy}}; Andy removes the tagimg only 11 minutes later. How's that for speedy?
1071 30 32 22.203 1.351 180 0.167 25.034 1.198 345 0.087 28.413 1.056 23.786 1.261 2008 12 Kenservative tells Andy that his views on US gun control are foolishimg!?!? Update: TK joins in:img "The Supreme Court of the United States has decided this issue!" End of discussion, one presumes. But hey, TK! The Supreme Court also said that banning abortion is unconstitutional. End of discussion?
1073 -1 23 22.213 -0.045 180 -0.006 25.034 -0.04 345 -0.003 28.436 -0.035 23.808 -0.042 2008 12 Aschlaf Y thinks Michelle Obama should take fashion adviceimg from Ann Coulter. Do I detect a hint of longing in your voice, Aschlaf?
1074 34 36 22.213 1.531 180 0.189 25.034 1.358 345 0.099 28.448 1.195 23.819 1.427 2008 12 A great commentimg, brought to you straight from Andyland. Update: Some liberalimg is about to get smacked down HARD for daring to imply that 10 idiots and a few dozen teenagers aren't doing a better job than the entirety of Wikipedia.
1075 17 19 22.227 0.765 180 0.094 25.034 0.679 345 0.049 28.459 0.597 23.831 0.713 2008 12 Self-proclaimed "fairly conservative Muslim-American" RonAbdulimg confronts Arrogant Andy over the "upside downimg" structure and uncited allegations in the public schoolsimg article. Andy returns, accusing Abdul of being closed-mindedimg. But it turns out that Andy is really the guilty oneimg. Who will win? Stay tuned for updates...
1076 15 19 22.224 0.675 180 0.083 25.034 0.599 345 0.043 28.47 0.527 23.842 0.629 2008 12 More beefimg with Comedy Central and Jon Stewart including the dubious 60% statistic.
1077 6 14 22.221 0.27 180 0.033 25.034 0.24 345 0.017 28.482 0.211 23.853 0.252 2008 12 It sure takes a lot of extreme lawyer thoughtimg for this Example of Bias!
1078 11 23 22.213 0.495 180 0.061 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 28.493 0.386 23.864 0.461 2008 12 Smells like a trapimg. Think they'll keep any reasonable "Yes" opinions up?
1079 11 15 22.213 0.495 180 0.061 25.034 0.439 345 0.032 28.505 0.386 23.875 0.461 2008 12 It's simple maths. Bush = America therefore Hating Bush = Hating America!img Yes, RickD...try telling that to 73% of the American population...
1080 10 16 22.207 0.45 180 0.056 29.797 0.336 334 0.03 28.516 0.351 23.887 0.419 2009 1 Is Religion Necessaryimg asks DeanS. A deep and profound question indeed, and I'm sure we can expect your answer to be a long and detailed analysis of the different arguments...
1081 25 25 22.201 1.126 180 0.139 29.797 0.839 334 0.075 28.528 0.876 23.898 1.046 2009 1 A new sheriffimg? Funimg! Funimg!
1082 23 27 22.203 1.036 180 0.128 29.797 0.772 334 0.069 28.539 0.806 23.909 0.962 2009 1 Ed: I'm not bitter, I'm Socratesimg.
1083 16 18 22.208 0.72 180 0.089 29.797 0.537 334 0.048 28.55 0.56 23.92 0.669 2009 1 Obey!img, Obey!img, Obey!img
1084 18 24 22.204 0.811 180 0.1 29.797 0.604 334 0.054 28.562 0.63 23.931 0.752 2009 1 Ed now presents Conservapedia as an alternative to professional medical careimg. We can have him arrested for this, right?
1085 12 22 22.206 0.54 180 0.067 29.797 0.403 334 0.036 28.573 0.42 23.943 0.501 2009 1 Me like learnin fingsimg
1086 34 34 22.205 1.531 180 0.189 29.797 1.141 334 0.102 28.585 1.189 23.954 1.419 2009 1 Proving once again that no matter how hard Andy tries, Ed will always be the Master of WTF: "And girls carrying machine guns are a great stopper against suicide bomb terrorists."img
1087 9 11 22.217 0.405 180 0.05 29.797 0.302 334 0.027 28.596 0.315 23.965 0.376 2009 1 Epitaphs appear on the graves of SamHBimg and ElizabethKimg, placed there by the self-styled executor of their estatesimg. Everything was burned and blocked within 4 minutes.
1088 18 20 22.206 0.811 180 0.1 29.797 0.604 334 0.054 28.608 0.629 23.976 0.751 2009 1 Use the word 'past' in a Biblical context? LIBRUL!img P.S. Could someone please call Andy a doctor?
1089 14 16 22.204 0.631 180 0.078 29.797 0.47 334 0.042 28.619 0.489 23.988 0.584 2009 1 Andy hates it when people use the (uncited) tag for uncited articlesimg.
1090 12 18 22.198 0.541 180 0.067 29.797 0.403 334 0.036 28.63 0.419 23.999 0.5 2009 1 Apparently there are deep symbolic implications to Michelle Obama's appearance.img So could you help us out a bit Andy, we were wondering if you could give us your expert opinion on some of these?
1091 12 12 22.194 0.541 180 0.067 29.797 0.403 334 0.036 28.642 0.419 24.01 0.5 2009 1 And it seems Conservapedia has left a moderate disillusioned and broken in spiritimg. At least he tried.UPDATE: Jesse C has removed the Parthian shotimg.
1092 37 39 22.184 1.668 180 0.206 29.797 1.242 334 0.111 28.653 1.291 24.021 1.54 2009 1 As ever, Andy failsimg to keep up with current developments in science.
1093 33 33 22.2 1.486 180 0.183 29.797 1.107 334 0.099 28.665 1.151 24.033 1.373 2009 1 Prêt-à -porter White House dress: $148......Oscar de la Renta dress: $3000......Andy starting a debate on fashionimg: Priceless
1094 15 19 22.21 0.675 180 0.083 29.797 0.503 334 0.045 28.676 0.523 24.044 0.624 2009 1 Andrew Schlafly, history teacher,declares that the past never existedimg. Update: "A good encyclopedia leaves it to the reader to draw the conclusions."img
1095 4 14 22.207 0.18 180 0.022 29.797 0.134 334 0.012 28.688 0.139 24.055 0.166 2009 1 "What my open mind would like to learn is what Conservative insights I can gain from such observations. I want to be set free by the truth": Andy's idea of pillow talk.img Too bad it's also parody.
1096 -2 14 22.2 -0.09 180 -0.011 29.797 -0.067 334 -0.006 28.699 -0.07 24.066 -0.083 2009 1 In a fit of ridiculousness TK deletes PalMD's user pageimg, a year and a half after blocking him initially.img That'll show him?
1097 48 48 22.192 2.163 180 0.267 29.797 1.611 334 0.144 28.71 1.672 24.078 1.994 2009 1 If liberals won't admit that they're liberal, Ed will just edit their talk comments to make them admit itimg. ShawnJ notices and changes it backimg. Silly Shawn, YOU aren't allowed to edit other people's comments!img
1098 21 25 22.216 0.945 180 0.117 29.797 0.705 334 0.063 28.722 0.731 24.089 0.872 2009 1 Democrats are so racist, they'll never accept an African American senator from Illinoisimg
1099 -15 19 22.219 -0.675 180 -0.083 29.797 -0.503 334 -0.045 28.733 -0.522 24.1 -0.622 2009 1 Come on Ed. She's a sysop now. Surely writing plansimg don't count anymore.
1100 4 12 22.216 0.18 180 0.022 29.797 0.134 334 0.012 28.745 0.139 24.112 0.166 2009 1 The Chinese government did something Andy likesimg. Seems he has more in common with those Godless communistsimg than he realized...
1101 11 17 22.206 0.495 180 0.061 29.797 0.369 334 0.033 28.756 0.383 24.123 0.456 2009 1 TK: "Now that I'm sysop after weaseling in again, let's make sure to erase all evidence of supportimg for other candidates!"
1102 1 13 22.201 0.045 180 0.006 29.797 0.034 334 0.003 28.767 0.035 24.134 0.041 2009 1 Well thank heavens for that!imgFor a moment I thought Conservapedia had truly lost its way.
1103 17 17 22.193 0.766 180 0.094 29.797 0.571 334 0.051 28.779 0.591 24.146 0.704 2009 1 But what's the cure!?img
1104 22 22 22.188 0.992 180 0.122 29.797 0.738 334 0.066 28.79 0.764 24.157 0.911 2009 1 Conservative decides that the previous image for the Evolutionimg article wasn't quite inflammatory enough for his liking...img
1105 12 12 22.188 0.541 180 0.067 29.797 0.403 334 0.036 28.802 0.417 24.168 0.497 2009 1 Andy with another one of his 'gems'img.....Yes dear, now you go and have a lie down
1106 5 15 22.178 0.225 180 0.028 29.797 0.168 334 0.015 28.813 0.174 24.18 0.207 2009 1 Conservapedia's harder imgtoimg getimg intoimg thanimg heaven!img
1107 17 17 22.171 0.767 180 0.094 29.797 0.571 334 0.051 28.825 0.59 24.191 0.703 2009 1 Conservapedia gets to work on this year's Christmas Card listimg
1108 16 16 22.167 0.722 180 0.089 29.797 0.537 334 0.048 28.836 0.555 24.202 0.661 2009 1 Andy: A BBC article tells the truth that liberals deny!img And here he almost had us convinced that the BBC were a pack of biased liberal scumbags!img
1109 13 15 22.161 0.587 180 0.072 29.797 0.436 334 0.039 28.847 0.451 24.214 0.537 2009 1 Conservapedia: A never-ending sourceimg of up-to-date and well-informed scientific statements. Have you guys been paying attention over the last 20 years?
1110 19 19 22.154 0.858 180 0.106 29.797 0.638 334 0.057 28.859 0.658 24.225 0.784 2009 1 That's 2 Gold stars from Andy:img one for randomly mentioning God, and one for spouting unsourced nonsense...keep up the good work MBBurke!
1111 9 11 22.151 0.406 180 0.05 29.797 0.302 334 0.027 28.87 0.312 24.236 0.371 2009 1 RickD continues with his attempts to insult everyoneimg who isn't RickD
1112 8 16 22.141 0.361 180 0.044 29.797 0.268 334 0.024 28.882 0.277 24.248 0.33 2009 1 Not their most imaginative lieimg, but some marks for stupidity still
1113 14 20 22.135 0.632 180 0.078 29.797 0.47 334 0.042 28.893 0.485 24.259 0.577 2009 1 Mmmmmm, lulz with a side order of more lulz.img But no sources please (sorry, couldn't resist)
1114 10 14 22.133 0.452 180 0.056 29.797 0.336 334 0.03 28.905 0.346 24.271 0.412 2009 1 Ed Poor: "Dear userimg who was banhammered a week ago..."img
1115 71 71 22.126 3.209 180 0.394 29.797 2.383 334 0.213 28.916 2.455 24.282 2.924 2009 1 BHarlan: "NASA does not accept YEC as truth and thus doesn't count as a reliable source."img Roger: "...wait, what?"img
1117 63 65 22.171 2.842 180 0.35 29.797 2.114 334 0.189 28.939 2.177 24.305 2.592 2009 1 Conservapedia old: Democrats are trying to get Burris in office on the basis of raceimg. Conservapedia new: Democrats are discriminating against Burris on the basis of raceimg.
1118 55 57 22.211 2.476 180 0.306 29.797 1.846 334 0.165 28.95 1.9 24.316 2.262 2009 1 Ed Poor, HIV denierimg.
1119 18 38 22.243 0.809 180 0.1 29.797 0.604 334 0.054 28.962 0.622 24.328 0.74 2009 1 Good work Ekeegan, that situationimg that never happened is really compelling evidence.
1120 -16 52 22.257 -0.719 180 -0.089 29.797 -0.537 334 -0.048 28.973 -0.552 24.339 -0.657 2009 1 Andy on the history of the English language now, getting it wrongimg of course.img The English language was apparently suddenly created in 1882img
1121 2 18 22.285 0.09 180 0.011 29.797 0.067 334 0.006 28.985 0.069 24.35 0.082 2009 1 Rational! Thinker! Now that was just asking for troubleimg
1122 26 30 22.281 1.167 180 0.144 29.797 0.873 334 0.078 28.996 0.897 24.362 1.067 2009 1 Now that's not at all like you, Conservativeimg...is everything okay? UPDATE: That's betterimg
1123 41 41 22.288 1.84 180 0.228 29.797 1.376 334 0.123 29.007 1.413 24.373 1.682 2009 1 Black holes: the publishing industry scamimg......thanks for the heads up Andy
1124 30 36 22.305 1.345 180 0.167 29.797 1.007 334 0.09 29.019 1.034 24.385 1.23 2009 1 Jpatt claims that there were more murders in Chicago than Baghdad last yearimg......Lie no.1: He actually means Iraq as a whole, Lie no.2: He's only counting US soldiers!! Actual number of war-related deaths in Iraq last year?...almost 7,500... UPDATE: you're getting there Jpattimg, but your geography/reading ability is still lacking...MORE: Jpatt finally gets it right,img only problem is, without the lies that story doesn't really have much of a point now does it?...AND MORE: Jpatt: oopsyimg.
1125 37 41 22.317 1.658 180 0.206 29.797 1.242 334 0.111 29.03 1.275 24.396 1.517 2009 1 Without Buglerimg, HelpJazzimg doesn't need to exist, neither.
1126 12 18 22.335 0.537 180 0.067 29.797 0.403 334 0.036 29.042 0.413 24.407 0.492 2009 1 A wise man once said; 'If you know nothing, copy and paste'img
1127 37 37 22.331 1.657 180 0.206 29.797 1.242 334 0.111 29.053 1.274 24.419 1.515 2009 1 So the name "Easter" is atheisticimg. Who woulda thunk it? (The name actually has pagan origins, although Conservapedia often regards that word as a synonym for atheistic.)
1128 27 29 22.344 1.208 180 0.15 29.797 0.906 334 0.081 29.065 0.929 24.43 1.105 2009 1 Ed Poor gets creepy againimg...and againimg. UPDATE Ed's Barbie nonsense is completely non-encyclopedicimg
1129 32 34 22.35 1.432 180 0.178 29.797 1.074 334 0.096 29.076 1.101 24.442 1.309 2009 1 Yet more blackimg holeimg stupidityimg from the experts at Conservapedia's stellar astronomy department
1130 21 25 22.361 0.939 180 0.117 29.797 0.705 334 0.063 29.087 0.722 24.453 0.859 2009 1 I can't believe it's not Sunday: It's Andy Insight Timeimg already! Insight within the insight: "Radar", "milquetoast", and "media" are all conservative words.img
1131 14 16 22.363 0.626 180 0.078 29.797 0.47 334 0.042 29.099 0.481 24.465 0.572 2009 1 Ed: "JArneal, don't point outimg that TK blatantly violated the official site standards. Have some ironyimg instead!" TK: "No, it's cool. After all, he's merely a subhumanimg who doesn't realize that our site standards only apply when it suits us."
1132 28 28 22.357 1.252 180 0.156 29.797 0.94 334 0.084 29.11 0.962 24.476 1.144 2009 1 Aziraphale: "Hey, TK, since you're banning peopleimg who belong to certain groups, you should banimg me, too." TK: "Allow me to missimg the subtle criticism and instead rantimg about how you are a pathetic asshole who chose to support liberal tyranny." Aziraphale: "...right."img Last wordism at work: I can still misinterpret youimg - and no oneimg will correct me! TK oops, to the memory holeimg! And Andy says black holes don't exist!
1133 35 37 22.362 1.565 180 0.194 29.797 1.175 334 0.105 29.122 1.202 24.488 1.429 2009 1 Got separation anxiety disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, social phobia, or "homicidal ideation"? No problem; Dr. Andy will prescribe you some faith pills!img
1135 21 23 22.376 0.939 180 0.117 29.797 0.705 334 0.063 29.145 0.721 24.511 0.857 2009 1 Perhaps the only time we'll ever agree with Andy...img
1136 15 21 22.376 0.67 180 0.083 29.797 0.503 334 0.045 29.156 0.514 24.522 0.612 2009 1 Andy's jealousy reachesimg newimg heightsimg!
1137 12 14 22.375 0.536 180 0.067 29.797 0.403 334 0.036 29.167 0.411 24.534 0.489 2009 1 Foxtrot joins in the new CP fad of talkingimg to the deadimg.
1138 20 24 22.368 0.894 180 0.111 29.797 0.671 334 0.06 29.179 0.685 24.545 0.815 2009 1 Err, I'm not sure if Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii. Oh wait, I'm not sure how to spell "allegedly"!img
1139 1 15 22.369 0.045 180 0.006 29.797 0.034 334 0.003 29.19 0.034 24.557 0.041 2009 1 Coming soon...the Hollywood Values category!img Oh wait, never mindimg.
1140 5 11 22.362 0.224 180 0.028 29.797 0.168 334 0.015 29.202 0.171 24.568 0.204 2009 1 Are you an AIDS denialist whose awwsum book doesn't have a Wikipedia entry? Feel free to cry about your frustrationsimg at "Examples of Bias in Wikipedia"!.
1141 -31 51 22.352 -1.387 180 -0.172 29.797 -1.04 334 -0.093 29.213 -1.061 24.58 -1.261 2009 1 GillianM, banned by JY23 for 'moronic vandalism.' Obviously she (?) hates cats:[1]img. MOAR KITTY!
1142 6 6 22.378 0.268 180 0.033 29.797 0.201 334 0.018 29.224 0.205 24.591 0.244 2009 1 Sigh....the edit description almost had me believing the edit might actual be reasonable....how wrong I wasimg
1143 16 16 22.363 0.715 180 0.089 29.797 0.537 334 0.048 29.236 0.547 24.603 0.65 2009 1 Andy: Everybody involved with the Pulitzer Prize is a reprobate, because a Pulitzer Prize winner was arrested for drunk driving.img More likely he is just sore because his ravings insightful Conservapedia articles will never win one.
1144 13 19 22.357 0.581 180 0.072 29.797 0.436 334 0.039 29.247 0.444 24.614 0.528 2009 1 Oh Andy,img is there anything you don't know?
1145 41 43 22.354 1.834 180 0.228 29.797 1.376 334 0.123 29.259 1.401 24.626 1.665 2009 1 Andy's got the Irony Meter, TK's got the Creepy Meter: Foxtrot: "Hey, a bunchimg of small questions, including one about your petty Helpjazz ban..." TK: "Silence!"img Foxtrot: "WTF?"img TK: "SILENCE!img I'm a sysop, I don't have to put upimg with people trying to contact me through my talk page! This sort of contactimg with me has to beimg behind closed doors!" Foxtrot: "Uhhhh... sure. Sure.img Whatever." The Ghost of Sysop Past: "*cough* Bullshit rule.img *cough*" TK: "Tim, you're clueless. Fox
1146 9 11 22.373 0.402 180 0.05 29.797 0.302 334 0.027 29.27 0.307 24.638 0.365 2009 1 Epic reading comprehension fail: "Ken, those main page images were too largeimg and screw up the layout. Keep them small." - "What did you say? Make them bigger?img Got it!"
1147 31 31 22.363 1.386 180 0.172 29.797 1.04 334 0.093 29.282 1.059 24.649 1.258 2009 1 Finally, some truth in advertising: "MYOB", "Contradicting Administrator" and "Removal of bullshit claims made by sysops and parodists valid content" becomeimg official block reasons. Update: Tim asks TKimg what rule he broke to deserve a block.img Luckily, TK made the rule official two whole minutes before blocking Tim (but an hour and 13 minutesimg after the offense).
1148 18 22 22.371 0.805 180 0.1 29.797 0.604 334 0.054 29.293 0.614 24.661 0.73 2009 1 Make a silly statement,img get a typically rude answerimg
1149 16 18 22.37 0.715 180 0.089 29.797 0.537 334 0.048 29.304 0.546 24.672 0.649 2009 1 A disgruntled ex-CPer makesimg a selfimg-fulfillingimg prophesy.
1150 28 28 22.366 1.252 180 0.156 29.797 0.94 334 0.084 29.316 0.955 24.684 1.134 2009 1 An article on words that 'don't yet exist'img....which also says that the phrase quote mining doesn't actually exist eitherimg.........surreal meets stupid over at Conservapedia
1152 22 22 22.371 0.983 180 0.122 29.797 0.738 334 0.066 29.339 0.75 24.707 0.89 2009 1 Apparently, Merriam-Webster has become the only dictionaryimg in existence. Otherwise, Andy would have realized that "term limit" has been in The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language for a good while, for example. Or maybe that one is a liberal dictionary? (Irony: The American Heritage Dictionary was first made as a conservative dictionary because some thought Webster's had become too "permissive.") It's not too late for a Sunday Insight yet, Andy! Come on, you can do it!
1153 10 16 22.371 0.447 180 0.056 29.797 0.336 334 0.03 29.35 0.341 24.719 0.405 2009 1 "Geo, your medalimg is hideous and looks like it has been photoshopped by a three-year-old, but it's the thought that counts,img so thanks! But hey, I'll buryimg it in the trophy room, hoping that nobody scrolls down that far.".....a sign of Christmas Campaign medal values?
1154 8 18 22.365 0.358 180 0.044 29.797 0.268 334 0.024 29.362 0.272 24.73 0.323 2009 1 (but if you oppose Sarah Palin. . .)img
1155 31 37 22.361 1.386 180 0.172 29.797 1.04 334 0.093 29.373 1.055 24.742 1.253 2009 1 Radarimg isimg aimg conservativeimg concept.img Naturally the liberal scientists still get all of the credit. UPDATE: Someone points out the assfly's mistake.img The assfly responds.img
1156 23 23 22.374 1.028 180 0.128 29.797 0.772 334 0.069 29.384 0.783 24.753 0.929 2009 1 Another generation saved from living long and healthy livesimg
1157 11 15 22.375 0.492 180 0.061 29.797 0.369 334 0.033 29.396 0.374 24.765 0.444 2009 1 'Linking atheism to scientific theory is nonsensicalimg....but we'llimg doimg itimg anyway'img
1158 5 19 22.368 0.224 180 0.028 29.797 0.168 334 0.015 29.407 0.17 24.777 0.202 2009 1 Aw! Innit cute? Look everybody, it's a baby Kenimg
1159 14 18 22.365 0.626 180 0.078 29.797 0.47 334 0.042 29.419 0.476 24.788 0.565 2009 1 Fox:img TK is an expert [..], having caught many masqueraders while at the helm. So, he got another oneimg!
1160 11 11 22.362 0.492 180 0.061 29.797 0.369 334 0.033 29.43 0.374 24.8 0.444 2009 1 Meritocracy in action: No matter how idiotic, it's notimg allowedimg to revertimg an edit by Joaquín "Must insert random images everywhere"img Martínez without asking for permission first. Oh, and there will be no discussionimg or justification.
1161 13 13 22.351 0.582 180 0.072 29.797 0.436 334 0.039 29.442 0.442 24.811 0.524 2009 1 TK is on a quest to block the whole worldimg.....and his little friend DeanS is along for the ride...img
1162 11 15 22.343 0.492 180 0.061 29.797 0.369 334 0.033 29.453 0.373 24.823 0.443 2009 1 BWatson openly accusesimg the President-elect of involvement in criminal activity....may I refer you to your own entry on libel?img UPDATE: It can't be! TK being reasonable?!img MORE: BWatson complainsimg (and manages to be libellous at the same time)
1163 4 16 22.337 0.179 180 0.022 29.797 0.134 334 0.012 29.464 0.136 24.835 0.161 2009 1 Joaquin Martinez says hiimg....to a user that has been blocked for two monthsimg
1164 30 34 22.331 1.343 180 0.167 29.797 1.007 334 0.09 29.476 1.018 24.846 1.207 2009 1 Women advised to get an abortion, women hustled into an abortion clinic at gunpoint: It's all the same to Conservapedia.img
1165 31 33 22.341 1.388 180 0.172 29.797 1.04 334 0.093 29.487 1.051 24.858 1.247 2009 1 Addison: "Teacake, you've just blockedimg the whole of Oxford University." TK: "lalalala can't hear youimg, too busy plotting the demise of CP, now I have new powahs."
1166 16 18 22.351 0.716 180 0.089 29.797 0.537 334 0.048 29.499 0.542 24.87 0.643 2009 1 "Politically correct" was a deceptive, nonsensical, liberal term invented by chairman Mao in 1936img, but right after its invention.. in Wisconsin.. it was immediately turned into a conservative term to mock liberalsimg... in 1983? What?
1167 35 35 22.347 1.566 180 0.194 29.797 1.175 334 0.105 29.51 1.186 24.881 1.407 2009 1 And with that, our hero executes a perfect Schlafly Slip. Notice the excellent form in demanding others accept his red herring point, his ironic typo while attacking another for being "nonsenical" and his insistence on using the labels he accepts. High degree of difficulty, Full marks!!img UPDATE: Bloxored! Andy wins!img
1168 20 22 22.358 0.895 180 0.111 29.797 0.671 334 0.06 29.522 0.677 24.893 0.803 2009 1 TK really doesn't wantimg anybody to apply for adminship...
1169 40 42 22.358 1.789 180 0.222 29.797 1.342 334 0.12 29.533 1.354 24.905 1.606 2009 1 Ken justimg keepsimg goingimg and goingimg and goingimg... UPDATE: and going...img
1170 -3 27 22.375 -0.134 180 -0.017 29.797 -0.101 334 -0.009 29.544 -0.102 24.916 -0.12 2009 1 Oh thisimg is going to be fun... UPDATE: No it's notimg :(
1171 -15 41 22.379 -0.67 180 -0.083 29.797 -0.503 334 -0.045 29.556 -0.508 24.928 -0.602 2009 1 'I'm sorry, will you forgive me like a good Christian?'img........Noimg
1172 41 43 22.396 1.831 180 0.228 29.797 1.376 334 0.123 29.567 1.387 24.94 1.644 2009 1 Andy's newest brainwave bright idea thing: a "Linguistic Analysis"img of Presidential Candidates. We don't need to listen to and understand what they're talking about to know how conservative they are; just count the number of times they repeat buzzwords like "dumb down", "quota", "grassroots" and even "phonics".
1173 32 32 22.414 1.428 180 0.178 29.797 1.074 334 0.096 29.579 1.082 24.951 1.282 2009 1 Financial scandal...Billions lost...Suicide.....'But on the upside!'img
1174 42 56 22.422 1.873 180 0.233 29.797 1.41 334 0.126 29.59 1.419 24.963 1.682 2009 1 Andy: "Abstinence is the only way to prevent HPV!img TheGuy: "Not quite...img" Andy: "La la la la!img I can't hear you!img" ETrundel: "Me neither!img"
1175 31 37 22.452 1.381 180 0.172 29.797 1.04 334 0.093 29.602 1.047 24.975 1.241 2009 1 Karajou finks "a bad call by an Australian surfing instructor"img represents "the idiocy of teachers today"
1176 25 27 22.464 1.113 180 0.139 29.797 0.839 334 0.075 29.613 0.844 24.987 1.001 2009 1 A new term for someone who denies the effectiveness of abstinence? (effectiveness at what, he doesn't say)...abstinence-denierimg ..............Genius, thy name is Andy UPDATE: Jpatt gets in on the fun serious political analysisimg
1177 48 54 22.468 2.136 180 0.267 29.797 1.611 334 0.144 29.624 1.62 24.998 1.92 2009 1 Well, at least Obama was closer with his 57 statesimg...to be fair, they have only been working on this article for 20 months.img UPDATE: You're almost there AddisonDM, but you're still missing one!img....and I'm not going to tell you which! :D MOAR! Well done!img
1178 77 79 22.496 3.423 180 0.428 29.797 2.584 334 0.231 29.636 2.598 25.01 3.079 2009 1 Andy takes on the myth of rape: Do the math, and you'll see it's more likely to be struck by lightningimg KevinS does the math, and no, it's notimg Andy: lalalalalalalaimg.
1179 26 34 22.546 1.153 180 0.144 29.797 0.873 334 0.078 29.647 0.877 25.022 1.039 2009 1 A brand new conservative wordimg from a brand new Conservapedia admin: militant gay!img A militant gay is a gay person that wants equal rights. Just like uppity black people in the sixties.
1180 22 32 22.556 0.975 180 0.122 29.797 0.738 334 0.066 29.659 0.742 25.034 0.879 2009 1 Andy has stopped even trying to make sense: "You say you're against abortion, but so do many liberals who favor taxpayer-funded abortion.img"
1181 15 23 22.564 0.665 180 0.083 29.797 0.503 334 0.045 29.67 0.506 25.045 0.599 2009 1 Radical white supremacist group "Christian Identity is lib-burr-ullimg" And so was HITLER!!!!1!
1182 45 51 22.564 1.994 180 0.25 29.797 1.51 334 0.135 29.681 1.516 25.057 1.796 2009 1 Jinxy weighs inimg on the abstinence debate (with one of the strangest analogies you are ever likely to read). Andy repliesimg obviously not understanding (or not even reading) Jinx's example.
1183 18 26 22.589 0.797 180 0.1 29.797 0.604 334 0.054 29.693 0.606 25.069 0.718 2009 1 TK gets mad and throws random criticisms at Obama's radical new idea; "equality"img EDIT: And it's an example of deceit, because Obama had...always said he'd do it???.
1184 39 39 22.592 1.726 180 0.217 29.797 1.309 334 0.117 29.704 1.313 25.081 1.555 2009 1 Another inevitable...errrr...insight from Andy - prepare for Obamaspeak!img.
1185 23 25 22.606 1.017 180 0.128 29.797 0.772 334 0.069 29.716 0.774 25.092 0.917 2009 1 A year and a half laterimg (and one day after it was reported at RW) someone fixesimg another quality Ed stub article .
1186 20 20 22.608 0.885 180 0.111 29.797 0.671 334 0.06 29.727 0.673 25.104 0.797 2009 1 Where apparently clueless liberals like Karajou see trollingimg, true conservatives like Foxtrot see a potential insight.img
1187 59 59 22.606 2.61 180 0.328 29.797 1.98 334 0.177 29.739 1.984 25.116 2.349 2009 1 "Hermaphrodites: further proof against evolution"img.......WHAT!?.........Conservapedia: because your brain deserves a break
1188 25 27 22.638 1.104 180 0.139 29.797 0.839 334 0.075 29.75 0.84 25.128 0.995 2009 1 Jpatt: PART 1: "there are high incidences of STDs in the gay population"img....Conclusion?: "Abandon 'immoral' gay lifestyle to live a long and healthy life".... PART 2: "There are high incidences of STDs in the African-American population".....Conclusion?: thankfully Jpatt doesn't dare to reach a similar conclusion on that one...instead he's simply leaving us with some implied racism. UPDATE Well it's good to know at least one person over at CP has enough decency to question the wordingimg MOAR
1189 26 30 22.641 1.148 180 0.144 29.797 0.873 334 0.078 29.761 0.874 25.139 1.034 2009 1 Michael Moore is rude, so it is important to criticize himimg for being a fattyimg.
1190 8 18 22.648 0.353 180 0.044 29.797 0.268 334 0.024 29.773 0.269 25.151 0.318 2009 1 Somebody clarifies a couple thingsimg for the illiterate Assfly. How long until he gets the classic "whoops, but whatever, here is some arithmetic"img retort? Sidenote: One wonders why Teh Fly prefers the 2+2 analogy over 1+1... An obvious but likely explanation is that the latter was first introduced by a dirty lib'rul!
1191 -10 36 22.644 -0.442 180 -0.056 29.797 -0.336 334 -0.03 29.784 -0.336 25.163 -0.397 2009 1 An entry not on the the myth of AIDS, the Muslimness of Barack Obama or the evilness of liberals? NOT EDUCATIONAL!img
1192 51 51 22.655 2.251 180 0.283 29.797 1.712 334 0.153 29.796 1.712 25.175 2.026 2009 1 The Assfly declares American Indians crossing the Bering Straitimg to be liberal claptrapimg Update: In a flurry of anthropological discovery, Andy uses The Googles to find the differencesimg between Asians and American Indians.
1193 3 29 22.68 0.132 180 0.017 29.797 0.101 334 0.009 29.807 0.101 25.187 0.119 2009 1 An advert suggesting that people should enjoy their lives?....sickening!img. UPDATE: Andy seconds thatimg
1194 -3 15 22.685 -0.132 180 -0.017 29.797 -0.101 334 -0.009 29.819 -0.101 25.198 -0.119 2009 1 Boy George, a man with nothing to do with Hollywood at all, but of course he's been naughty so it must be a sign of Hollywood Values!img
1195 -13 25 22.679 -0.573 180 -0.072 29.797 -0.436 334 -0.039 29.83 -0.436 25.21 -0.516 2009 1 MrFang provides CP'ers a useful suggestionimg so TK slams down the banhammerimg
1196 3 11 22.681 0.132 180 0.017 29.797 0.101 334 0.009 29.841 0.101 25.222 0.119 2009 1 Remember, thisimg is the same man who is constantly banging on about the use of language.
1197 22 24 22.671 0.97 180 0.122 29.797 0.738 334 0.066 29.853 0.737 25.234 0.872 2009 1 TK manages to rid Conservapedia of whatever shred of something vaguely resembling decency it still had left lying around, with this comment regarding African-American peopleimg
1198 28 34 22.672 1.235 180 0.156 29.797 0.94 334 0.084 29.864 0.938 25.246 1.109 2009 1 After "teaching" American History, Andy is prepared to fail at another class.img Do you enjoy failing AP exams? Do you like it when boys are given different tests than girls? Sign up today!
1199 45 49 22.682 1.984 180 0.25 29.797 1.51 334 0.135 29.876 1.506 25.258 1.782 2009 1 The Daily Mail isn't Conservativeimg enough for the Assfly. The. Daily. Mail.
1200 33 35 22.704 1.453 180 0.183 29.797 1.107 334 0.099 29.887 1.104 25.269 1.306 2009 1 Meritocracy in action! After 20 monthsimg, nearly 6000 edits, 644 new articles, 47 templates, 83 self-made images and 282 vandal blocksimg it's time for a promotionimg. (well, he is British)
1201 18 18 22.715 0.792 180 0.1 29.797 0.604 334 0.054 29.899 0.602 25.281 0.712 2009 1 Sunday comes earlyimg this week.
1202 30 32 22.711 1.321 180 0.167 29.797 1.007 334 0.09 29.91 1.003 25.293 1.186 2009 1 It's onlyimg a commonimg fallacyimg ifimg conservapediaimg doesn'timg useimg itimg.
1203 30 32 22.719 1.32 180 0.167 29.797 1.007 334 0.09 29.921 1.003 25.305 1.186 2009 1 Smackdownimg. Which jerk-off Schlafly brother is going to win this one? UPDATE And with this reply from Andy,img we can finally call the result.....Roger wins!
1204 40 42 22.727 1.76 180 0.222 29.797 1.342 334 0.12 29.933 1.336 25.317 1.58 2009 1 Karajou is a geniusimg. Reallyimg. Update: The word is jerkimg, not genius. Reallyimg.
1205 14 22 22.743 0.616 180 0.078 29.797 0.47 334 0.042 29.944 0.468 25.329 0.553 2009 1 Obama is such a master of deceitimg that he tried to trick us into thinking that Israel is its own friend. Update: TK either critically failed a Reading Comprehension roll or critically succeeded a Bluff roll as he somehow hidesimg behindimg Ed's seniority, even though all Ed didimg was to wikilinkimg two terms. Addison still apologizesimg to Ed. Update: Addison goes into a briefimg revertimg warimg with himself and ends up removing his apology!
1206 24 26 22.743 1.055 180 0.133 29.797 0.805 334 0.072 29.956 0.801 25.341 0.947 2009 1 Don't you just loveimg Sundays imgon CP?
1207 15 19 22.745 0.659 180 0.083 29.797 0.503 334 0.045 29.967 0.501 25.353 0.592 2009 1 I'm sure thisimg list will fill out soon. Update: Nopeimg, it's irrelevant because conservatives don't careimg about the human rights of suspected terrorists.
1208 22 24 22.742 0.967 180 0.122 29.797 0.738 334 0.066 29.979 0.734 25.364 0.867 2009 1 McCain/Palin: Not quite as liberal as Obama, but not really conservative,img either. Just who is this "John McCain" anyway?
1209 15 17 22.743 0.66 180 0.083 29.797 0.503 334 0.045 29.99 0.5 25.376 0.591 2009 1 Qui? Our Gal Jess movesimg one of Ed Poor's favorite "articles" to the essay space... where it belongs, yes, but a first for Conservapedia.
1210 24 28 22.738 1.055 180 0.133 29.797 0.805 334 0.072 30.001 0.8 25.388 0.945 2009 1 Do Tell, oh wonder admin Teacake. When uploadingimg this pic, what part of "Copyright © 2009 mmaexperts.net. All Rights Reserved." did you think constitutes "fair use?"
1212 22 28 22.743 0.967 180 0.122 29.797 0.738 334 0.066 30.024 0.733 25.412 0.866 2009 1 Wait... inserting Hitler pics is now a blockableimg offense? Oh dear. Bye, bye Ken. EXTRA LULZ: The Hitler pic insertion was actually done by someone else. Go look at the edit historyimg. Way to go, Teacake!
1213 -18 26 22.747 -0.791 180 -0.1 29.797 -0.604 334 -0.054 30.036 -0.599 25.424 -0.708 2009 1 You better think before entering a risque edit summaryimg, or else you'll just look like an ignorant fool.
1214 15 19 22.75 0.659 180 0.083 29.797 0.503 334 0.045 30.047 0.499 25.436 0.59 2009 1 Either Addison is being very bold, or he just stepped onto a landmine. (Images: Full diff and cropped version) UPDATE: Sadly, to avoid the appearance of having evolved a spine, AddisonDM just nukedimg the entire page.
1215 39 39 22.747 1.715 180 0.217 29.797 1.309 334 0.117 30.059 1.297 25.448 1.533 2009 1 Schlafly teaches world history! Lesson one: creationist propagandaimg: "When did mankind first begin? There is no reliable evidence of man existing before 3500 B.C." Except, you know, those bones & things...
1216 81 83 22.761 3.559 180 0.45 29.797 2.718 334 0.243 30.07 2.694 25.46 3.181 2009 1 Andy's final exam in American Historyimg is up, and it doesn't disappoint in stereotyping! Question The Last - please fill in the blank: Boys like sports and girls like easy questions. Correct! These stereotypes are growing rapidly! MOAR: When askedimg about gender segregation, Andyimg actsimg likeimg animg assimg. Oh, and TK has to kiss some assimg while he can. Update CiaraTo makes what is probably her lastimg post on CP.
1217 30 32 22.812 1.315 180 0.167 29.797 1.007 334 0.09 30.081 0.997 25.472 1.178 2009 1 Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Dayimg from Conservapedia!
1218 16 22 22.819 0.701 180 0.089 29.797 0.537 334 0.048 30.093 0.532 25.484 0.628 2009 1 TK changes the CP definition of "statutory rape" from "seducing a child" to "coercing a child".img Good on TK. Now I'll give you three guesses whose creepy uncle wrote the old definition. Hey, you got it first try.img
1219 -3 37 22.819 -0.131 180 -0.017 29.797 -0.101 334 -0.009 30.104 -0.1 25.496 -0.118 2009 1 Andy: Can you get 100% on my exam?img (Going by previous experience, /dev/random could probably get 100% on one of Andy's exams...)
1221 11 11 22.831 0.482 180 0.061 29.797 0.369 334 0.033 30.127 0.365 25.52 0.431 2009 1 Shocking news: Andy thinks Obama's Inaugural Address will be stupidimg. Don't expect Andy to say something substantive (like Ronald Reagan!).
1222 4 4 22.821 0.175 180 0.022 29.797 0.134 334 0.012 30.138 0.133 25.532 0.157 2009 1 Conservapedia's Inaugural Addressimg article skips famous, well-known quotes, and instead mines for any mention of God. But Gerald Ford never gave an inaugural address; his God-quote is from the speech in which he says "[this is] not an inaugural address".
1223 14 16 22.805 0.614 180 0.078 29.797 0.47 334 0.042 30.15 0.464 25.543 0.548 2009 1 And there it is, the expected news item by Andy about the inaugurationimg and its bitterness doesn't disappoint. Obama's first expected official order? Use your money to pay foreign baby murderers!........and of course the crowds were nowhere near as big as the predictions he pulled out of his arse obtained from the liberal media. Update: Andy prefersimg the New York Times over Fox News!?
1224 23 23 22.799 1.009 180 0.128 29.797 0.772 334 0.069 30.161 0.763 25.555 0.9 2009 1 Saboteurimg and parodistimg wheelimg warimg.
1225 12 16 22.799 0.526 180 0.067 29.797 0.403 334 0.036 30.173 0.398 25.567 0.469 2009 1 Well, CP has started as it means to continue for the next 4 (hopefully 8) years.....Although apparently Obama's not even the President yet?!img BHarlan, do 'enlighten' usimg......
1226 4 20 22.794 0.175 180 0.022 29.797 0.134 334 0.012 30.184 0.133 25.579 0.156 2009 1 CWood1 complains about the CP 'Edit Nazis', gets his complaint deletedimg. Way to prove his point, ETrundel. Annnnd.... Blockedimg. That'll teach him to try to improve articles!
1227 31 35 22.791 1.36 180 0.172 29.797 1.04 334 0.093 30.196 1.027 25.591 1.211 2009 1 Andy: "You got 14 out of 62 questions wrong. And this cluelessness explains why you're a liberal."img
1228 25 31 22.802 1.096 180 0.139 29.797 0.839 334 0.075 30.207 0.828 25.603 0.976 2009 1 A new, even stricter naming policy?img
1229 29 29 22.808 1.271 180 0.161 29.797 0.973 334 0.087 30.218 0.96 25.615 1.132 2009 1 In a rit of fealous jage, Schlafly declares Obama as "Bill Clinton without the political skill".img The next 4 years will be bitter indeed.
1230 45 47 22.814 1.973 180 0.25 29.797 1.51 334 0.135 30.23 1.489 25.627 1.756 2009 1 Congratulations, Conservapedia, on your first hit listimg! (See previous)
1231 18 30 22.834 0.788 180 0.1 29.797 0.604 334 0.054 30.241 0.595 25.64 0.702 2009 1 The Ass says that not calling the mentally retarded idiotsimg is just political correctness.
1232 13 19 22.84 0.569 180 0.072 29.797 0.436 334 0.039 30.253 0.43 25.652 0.507 2009 1 'Evil liberal teachers censor Obama criticism'img...not only does the article say the same thing about Bush, but the article is actually about preventing racism towards Obama...so what is CP advocating exactly?
1233 28 30 22.837 1.226 180 0.156 29.797 0.94 334 0.084 30.264 0.925 25.664 1.091 2009 1 New Conservative meanings. Not abducting people, avoiding torture and refusing to use kangaroo courts is, of course, "coddling"img
1234 -5 27 22.843 -0.219 180 -0.028 29.797 -0.168 334 -0.015 30.276 -0.165 25.676 -0.195 2009 1 Andy on Jan 21: I'm the only "real" historian hereimg. Take that CPalmer, PJR,... and Andy on Jan 20img.
1235 8 14 22.846 0.35 180 0.044 29.797 0.268 334 0.024 30.287 0.264 25.688 0.311 2009 1 Andy evidently reads RationalWiki, as he wants to add "Mobocracy"img to his best new conservative word list.
1237 13 17 22.839 0.569 180 0.072 29.797 0.436 334 0.039 30.31 0.429 25.712 0.506 2009 1 TeaCake seems to be bitter about the Democrat President...no, not 'that one'...that oneimg...along with a bit of libel in the edit summary too courtesy of TKimg
1238 13 15 22.834 0.569 180 0.072 29.797 0.436 334 0.039 30.321 0.429 25.724 0.505 2009 1 It was bound to happen: New Liberal Termsimg! Among them are Roosevelt's "America-first" priorityimg, "mean-spirited" as a synonym for Conservative somehow, and a "politically correct attempt" to equate workplace problems as "indecent assault"img. Many definitions come from Don Feder's "LIB SPEAK – A LEXICON FOR THE AGE OF OBAMA."
1239 55 55 22.827 2.409 180 0.306 29.797 1.846 334 0.165 30.333 1.813 25.736 2.137 2009 1 Ed movesimg the Obama article to "Barack Hussein Obama". How long until he moves the other presidents like George Walker Bush or William Jefferson Clinton? Oh, wait, almost forgot that those guys don't have Evil Muslim Middle Names CP needs to emphasize. Bonus Lulz: The move causes CP's Redirect Fixing Bot to go wild and vandalizeimg the Main Page.
1240 28 32 22.854 1.225 180 0.156 29.797 0.94 334 0.084 30.344 0.923 25.748 1.087 2009 1 TK: "I'd like you to take the timeimg to learn the Babylon 5 Conservapedia mantra: TK is always right. I will listen to TK. I will not ignore TK's recommendations. TK is god. And, if this ever happens again, TK will personally rip your lungs out!"
1241 10 18 22.862 0.437 180 0.056 29.797 0.336 334 0.03 30.356 0.329 25.76 0.388 2009 1 A Dutch court prosecutes a politician for calling the Koran a "fascist book." Had the politician said that of the Bible, Conservapedia would likely be cheering the court on, but TK, for some reason, calls the court's action "liberal lunacy."img
1243 31 37 22.858 1.356 180 0.172 29.797 1.04 334 0.093 30.378 1.02 25.784 1.202 2009 1 CP thinks the whole Hurricane Katrina disaster was rather 'petty'img.....but some misspelled name labels in the White House Press Office?img 'Now that's real news!'
1244 10 20 22.869 0.437 180 0.056 29.797 0.336 334 0.03 30.39 0.329 25.796 0.388 2009 1 CP: "Should we go with the inspirational fact that Obama's inauguration makes him the first African American President in our nation's history?" "Nah, let's go with the falling stock markets instead,img it's not like that's ever happened before" "Hey! I've got another great idea, let's use this news article, which has absolutely no mention of stock markets at all, to support that point!" "Genius!"
1245 64 78 22.867 2.799 180 0.356 29.797 2.148 334 0.192 30.401 2.105 25.808 2.48 2009 1 The Obama-bashing gets ever more hysterical. Now he is supposed to be Muslim because he "non-dance-danced" at the inaugural ball, and his well-known morning workouts at the gym have been revealed to be secret Muslim prayer sessionsimg, facing Mecca of course. They don't seem to like this guy.
1246 32 36 22.913 1.397 180 0.178 29.797 1.074 334 0.096 30.413 1.052 25.821 1.239 2009 1 By popular demand, here is some MOAR HITLER!!!!1!!ONE!!!1img courtesy of ♥ K e n D o l l ♥.
1247 42 44 22.924 1.832 180 0.233 29.797 1.41 334 0.126 30.424 1.38 25.833 1.626 2009 1 Darwin got something wrong, ergo obviously evolution was cooked up in a conspiracy to hide the real truth: the whole Bible is fact!img
1248 76 80 22.941 3.313 180 0.422 29.797 2.551 334 0.228 30.436 2.497 25.845 2.941 2009 1 Assorted Parodists: "Obama didn't use a Bible when he took his oath in private - he's a Muslim non-President!"Karajou: "Obama took the oath properly the second time, since the Bible is not needed. Case closedimg"TK: "This is a non-issueimg"Andy (arriving late to the party): "Breaking News!img Obama didn't use a Bible when he took his real oath in private!"
1249 80 84 22.988 3.48 180 0.444 29.797 2.685 334 0.24 30.447 2.628 25.857 3.094 2009 1 Andy on the March for Control of Women's BodiesLife: People as far as the eye can see! Elbow to Elbow!img (hic) (cup) (follow the diffs) Andy on the Inauguration: Net Exodus from DC!img Less than the liberal media predicted!img Note: March crowd estimate: 100,000 Inaugural crowd estimate: 1.8 million
1250 13 19 23.039 0.564 180 0.072 29.797 0.436 334 0.039 30.458 0.427 25.869 0.503 2009 1 TK enforces a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to reverting stuffimg CP doesn't like: "If you don't knowimg how to use the Undo link and fail to remove all of it, you're part of a tag-team." Result: Banhammerimg ("Oh, and let's not forget the 8,192 IPsimg he used!") and a Deep Burn - because we know that the average CP sysop can't be arsed to actually read articles to check if they're okay or not.
1251 21 23 23.036 0.912 180 0.117 29.797 0.705 334 0.063 30.47 0.689 25.881 0.811 2009 1 AddisonDM: "Monkey seeimg, monkey do.img" And the redirect bot goes nuts.img Again.img In the meantime, somebody asked Edimg why he moved the Obama article in the first place and whether this is a new rule. Ed: "LOL, I dunno."img Update: TK to the rescue: "We use the most widely used version of the name. Except for Barack HUSSEIN Obama.img"
1252 3 17 23.036 0.13 180 0.017 29.797 0.101 334 0.009 30.481 0.098 25.893 0.116 2009 1 Karajou to DReynolds: "DIE, DIE, DIE!"img - TK to DReynolds, almost two days later: "Greetings, fellow editor!"img
1253 -15 21 23.031 -0.651 180 -0.083 29.797 -0.503 334 -0.045 30.493 -0.492 25.905 -0.579 2009 1 TK can't make up his mind: Is Al Franken a liberalimg or a socialistimg?
1254 -2 20 23.029 -0.087 180 -0.011 29.797 -0.067 334 -0.006 30.504 -0.066 25.918 -0.077 2009 1 Teacake's being way too obviousimg again.
1255 7 13 23.026 0.304 180 0.039 29.797 0.235 334 0.021 30.516 0.229 25.93 0.27 2009 1 CP suggesting Obama might do something right?! Seeing is believing...img
1256 38 42 23.018 1.651 180 0.211 29.797 1.275 334 0.114 30.527 1.245 25.942 1.465 2009 1 PJR proclaims to the world, "I don't understand scienceimg" World reports little surprise. Update He shouts it againimg, for emphasis. World remains unsurprised.
1257 -13 23 23.034 -0.564 180 -0.072 29.797 -0.436 334 -0.039 30.538 -0.426 25.954 -0.501 2009 1 Atten...shun! Vandals....at the ready!img
1258 27 31 23.034 1.172 180 0.15 29.797 0.906 334 0.081 30.55 0.884 25.966 1.04 2009 1 Foxtrot's background in maths: 4 = 2 * 3img Update! We have a reader!img - wigo entry: 16:24h, correction at CP: 16:30h
1259 53 53 23.04 2.3 180 0.294 29.797 1.779 334 0.159 30.561 1.734 25.978 2.04 2009 1 After Wonkette showcases a CP article, TK engagesimg in damage control, saying that "Conservapedia in no way sanctioned it"... which would be a lot more believable if Senior Sysop DeanS hadn't impliedimg his okay by only reverting a single edit in it, leaving the rest untouched. UPDATE: TK is quick to blockimg the Internet Parodist/Vandal (or perhaps the political terrorist) who created the article.
1260 54 58 23.065 2.341 180 0.3 29.797 1.812 334 0.162 30.573 1.766 25.991 2.078 2009 1 Andy: The Virginia Tech shootings weren't due to "mental insanity," but to the school curriculum. His proof?img Another Virginia Tech student has decapitated someone with a knife. Apparently he wasn't crazy either.
1261 13 17 23.093 0.563 180 0.072 29.797 0.436 334 0.039 30.584 0.425 26.003 0.5 2009 1 Ed briefly confused his CP and WP accounts and says on CP that "a neutral presentation of competing ideas empowers the reader to see for himself which is closer to reality."img Which explains nicely why CP has absolutely no interest in allowing NPOV in their articles.
1262 34 36 23.088 1.473 180 0.189 29.797 1.141 334 0.102 30.595 1.111 26.015 1.307 2009 1 DeanS, Compassionate Conservative: "Hey Joaquín! Didn't you forget to make fun of dead civilians?img"
1263 30 34 23.099 1.299 180 0.167 29.797 1.007 334 0.09 30.607 0.98 26.027 1.153 2009 1 If it's Sunday, it must be insight day! Asks Andy, "Does Conservapedia simulate a principled open mind?"img Gee, Andy, I dunno... do principled open minds kill opposing viewpoints on sight, and ruthlessly shoehorn every school of human thought into a narrow, dogmatic, unflinching paradigm?
1264 84 92 23.108 3.635 180 0.467 29.797 2.819 334 0.251 30.618 2.743 26.039 3.226 2009 1 Andy at his finestimg: "You miss the point. No Christian or atheist would likely use the phrase "my Muslim faith" in any context". Whoops, guess Andy is a secret Muslim after all!
1265 39 43 23.164 1.684 180 0.217 29.797 1.309 334 0.117 30.63 1.273 26.052 1.497 2009 1 Bushismsimg? Non-encyclopedicimg. Obama-ismsimg? Something completely differentimg! And why? "Just because. Now go away."img
1266 -29 45 23.18 -1.251 180 -0.161 29.797 -0.973 334 -0.087 30.641 -0.946 26.064 -1.113 2009 1 Conservativeimg hasn'timg figuredimg outimg theimg previewimg buttonimg yet.img
1267 30 32 23.198 1.293 180 0.167 29.797 1.007 334 0.09 30.653 0.979 26.076 1.15 2009 1 At Wikipedia, edits may soon have to be approved by a "trusted team of editors." Andy complains about thisimg (Snapshot of the main page item in question), overloading a number of irony metersimg.
1268 84 98 23.205 3.62 180 0.467 29.797 2.819 334 0.251 30.664 2.739 26.088 3.22 2009 1 What is going on at CP? NOTHING is going on at CP, because Andy done broke it. Again. UPDATE: It's back... sort ofimg with a redirect to another site, and a week-old backup. UPDATE: it's back, but they need MOAR BANDWIDTH. And the inactivity continues... UPDATE: It's backimg, sort of.
1269 41 47 23.266 1.762 180 0.228 29.797 1.376 334 0.123 30.675 1.337 26.101 1.571 2009 1 Less than nothing. As of approximately 3:30PM EST, 27 January 2009 CE AD, both www.conservapedia.com and www.conservativeencyclopedia.com are unreachable. Update: They're back up (for now), but they've lost all the edits made since January 19th. Transparency, thy name isn't CP: No explanation of what happened. CPWebmaster merely says that they're upgradingimg while Andy's first edit is to much improveimg his World History Whitewash project.
1270 12 20 23.286 0.515 180 0.067 29.797 0.403 334 0.036 30.687 0.391 26.113 0.46 2009 1 After a day and a half's downtime and the loss of a week's work, the site is alive again, and the wandalism starts comingimg, and comingimg and ... (please expand)
1271 18 24 23.283 0.773 180 0.1 29.797 0.604 334 0.054 30.698 0.586 26.125 0.689 2009 1 Tales Of The Smooth Restore: Meet everybody's favorite sysop, Joaquín Martínezimg. Moar Help! Let me in!img
1272 12 24 23.284 0.515 180 0.067 29.797 0.403 334 0.036 30.71 0.391 26.137 0.459 2009 1 "conservapedia.com"? Proceed.img Update! Now you cannot proceed because Conservapedia has become a 90s-era computing file organizer.img And now they're back.
1273 4 18 23.284 0.172 180 0.022 29.797 0.134 334 0.012 30.721 0.13 26.15 0.153 2009 1 'The free market is under threat thanks to them liberals!'img Because as we all know, the free market is working out perfectly just the way it is.....
1274 43 45 23.28 1.847 180 0.239 29.797 1.443 334 0.129 30.733 1.399 26.162 1.644 2009 1 Andy the Leader. So what if you've just lost a week's work? I'm sure it wasn't any goodimg anyway. Besides, all real conservatives were in Washington with meimg protesting Roe v. Wade.
1275 32 32 23.297 1.374 180 0.178 29.797 1.074 334 0.096 30.744 1.041 26.174 1.223 2009 1 Love your enemiesimg? Where did you get that ideaimg?
1276 11 27 23.304 0.472 180 0.061 29.797 0.369 334 0.033 30.755 0.358 26.186 0.42 2009 1 Factsimg on conservapedia? Andy says "no thanksimg".
1277 27 29 23.307 1.158 180 0.15 29.797 0.906 334 0.081 30.767 0.878 26.199 1.031 2009 1 CP has its priorities in order for recovering data after the crash: Obama's page still says he "likely will be the First Muslim President", but his name is Barack Hussein Obama again.img
1278 1 27 23.312 0.043 180 0.006 29.797 0.034 334 0.003 30.778 0.032 26.211 0.038 2009 1 Isn't it improbable that God "just happened", without having been designed by an even higher power? Not on Conservapedia.img
1279 13 21 23.315 0.558 180 0.072 29.797 0.436 334 0.039 30.79 0.422 26.223 0.496 2009 1 Judging from the tone and "You're free to leave!" attitude, Iduan is apparently hopingimg to get Edit Rights again. Update: Yep, definitelyimg aiming for more rights. More: Good thingimg that his parole went from this to thisimg, huh?
1280 41 45 23.313 1.759 180 0.228 29.797 1.376 334 0.123 30.801 1.331 26.236 1.563 2009 1 When it happens on Bush's watch, Conservapedia cheers.img When it happens on Obama's watch, Conservapedia screams like a stuck pig.img
1281 22 28 23.331 0.943 180 0.122 29.797 0.738 334 0.066 30.813 0.714 26.248 0.838 2009 1 Andy stumpsimg for his World History class: "For those who want to forever [sic] remain ignorant, return to watching Comedy Central." He is apparently unaware that his classes have more giggle-value than most Comedy Central shows.
1282 57 59 23.334 2.443 180 0.317 29.797 1.913 334 0.171 30.824 1.849 26.26 2.171 2009 1 Andy tries his best to forget that whole 'list thing'img. Update: It's back up! Burn, baby, burn!img Proposed for speedy delete due to "National security concerns" - CALL TEH FBI!! UPDATE: Deleted. UPDATE:Screen cap
1283 28 30 23.363 1.198 180 0.156 29.797 0.94 334 0.084 30.835 0.908 26.272 1.066 2009 1 Andy gets his maths ever so slightly wrong...againimg by just a little bitimg......and in a bold and unprecedented move for CP, DinsdaleP dares to write something reasonable on the matter!img
1284 -5 31 23.368 -0.214 180 -0.028 29.797 -0.168 334 -0.015 30.847 -0.162 26.285 -0.19 2009 1 So TK thinks that the chairman of the House Banking Committee is "Barney Fife"img? Uhhh, you should watch more Comedy Central and less Mayberry RFD.
1285 86 88 23.375 3.679 180 0.478 29.797 2.886 334 0.257 30.858 2.787 26.297 3.27 2009 1 How does Andy determine who's a dirty dirty liberal? Why, "whoever spells "honour" in the non-American way of course!"img
1286 22 24 23.427 0.939 180 0.122 29.797 0.738 334 0.066 30.87 0.713 26.309 0.836 2009 1 DeanS informs the world that the founder of the Weather Channel doesn't believe in global warmingimg. Of course, that leaves out the fact that he's not a meteorologist, just a weather reader and was forced out of the Weather Channel.
1287 21 31 23.427 0.896 180 0.117 29.797 0.705 334 0.063 30.881 0.68 26.322 0.798 2009 1 JPatt takes a forwarded mail and presents it as truthimg while citing a source that says the mail's claims are inaccurate and misleading. CherylEimg helps by showing Jpatt where to look for high-quality anti-Obama stuff. Hsmom explains the mathimg. More: Of course, Jpatt is no fanimg of anything that puts things into perspective. And just in case you had some good faith left, read thisimg comment.
1288 37 43 23.433 1.579 180 0.206 29.797 1.242 334 0.111 30.893 1.198 26.334 1.405 2009 1 Remember to log in before you WIGO or TK will find you!!!1! Note: this user was not blockedimg, she simply retired.img And TK's comment? Whoops, memory hole!img Update; MOAR: Another WIGO'erimg falls for the cause! Good contributions, but log in first! TK spends more time here than making substantial edits at CP -- as if there is such a thing!
1289 33 33 23.449 1.407 180 0.183 29.797 1.107 334 0.099 30.904 1.068 26.347 1.253 2009 1 Roger informs Andyimg that you can't just make up new definitions for math jargon and expect anyone to know what you're talking about.
1290 9 15 23.456 0.384 180 0.05 29.797 0.302 334 0.027 30.915 0.291 26.359 0.341 2009 1 RJJensen begins to understandimg how to be a good CP sysop. Next: More Hitler and bans for proving you wrong about something.
1291 22 22 23.45 0.938 180 0.122 29.797 0.738 334 0.066 30.927 0.711 26.371 0.834 2009 1 Hsmom forgetsimg that Comedy Central is evil. UPDATE: But it's ok, Andy steps in to remind herimg
1292 19 19 23.448 0.81 180 0.106 29.797 0.638 334 0.057 30.938 0.614 26.384 0.72 2009 1 The Conservapedia Consensus: Comedy Centralimg is the reason why public school kids are such misbehavers! Aschlafly: Oh yeah, their Upper West Side Manhattan headquarters are a few blocks from the bus stationimg! Great, that's where I'll go to egg 'em!
1293 43 43 23.445 1.834 180 0.239 29.797 1.443 334 0.129 30.95 1.389 26.396 1.629 2009 1 Once again, the Bible is too raunchyimg for Conservapedia. UPDATE: It was too much for them. They nukedimg it.
1294 13 15 23.46 0.554 180 0.072 31.051 0.419 312 0.042 30.961 0.42 26.408 0.492 2009 2 Ken figures that since nobody seriously opposed his decision to have an article of the year, nobody is going to mind him (re-?)introducing the Article of the Monthimg - with Dawkins being the first victim. So far, the small section has four links to the Dawkins article and one YouTube link. This decision also gave Ken a nice excuse to protectimg the Dawkins article for at least one month (even though it's likely he'll conveniently forget to unprotect it in March).
1295 12 24 23.454 0.512 180 0.067 31.051 0.386 312 0.038 30.973 0.387 26.421 0.454 2009 2 It's official: Conservative thinks that "Google" is a nickname for Yahoo.comimg. Then again, we shouldn't expect too much from someone who has trouble distinguishing "up" and "down".
1296 33 33 23.454 1.407 180 0.183 31.051 1.063 312 0.106 30.984 1.065 26.433 1.248 2009 2 A Democratic mayor abandons his party mid-term? No problem.img A Republican senator accepts a cabinet position? According to Andy, that's just as bad as betraying Jesus!img
1297 13 17 23.462 0.554 180 0.072 31.051 0.419 312 0.042 30.995 0.419 26.446 0.492 2009 2 Andy's having a fit because somebody didn't pay his taxes.img (No, we aren't talking about His Creationist Majesty Dr. Kent Hovind.img)
1298 32 34 23.457 1.364 180 0.178 31.051 1.031 312 0.103 31.007 1.032 26.458 1.209 2009 2 Obama now controls the Super Bowl half-time show!img Will he stop at nothing!
1300 42 48 23.465 1.79 180 0.233 31.051 1.353 312 0.135 31.03 1.354 26.483 1.586 2009 2 And now for some philosophical quotables... Thomas Hobbes: "...the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." Andrew Schlafly: "Liberals...stupid, intolerant, bigoted, and annoyingimg.
1301 21 23 23.485 0.894 180 0.117 31.051 0.676 312 0.067 31.041 0.677 26.495 0.793 2009 2 Andy accidentally punts the whole of Conservapedia. Again.
1302 -6 16 23.484 -0.255 180 -0.033 31.051 -0.193 312 -0.019 31.052 -0.193 26.508 -0.226 2009 2 Honestly, who edits from Berkeleyimg anyway? Could this be some hawt sock-on-sock action?
1303 7 11 23.478 0.298 180 0.039 31.051 0.225 312 0.022 31.064 0.225 26.52 0.264 2009 2 By this Thursday there will be dozens of homeworks posted by other students in the course. Dozens? Wow! Will Andy's course live up to this bold claim?img
1305 21 25 23.468 0.895 180 0.117 31.051 0.676 312 0.067 31.087 0.676 26.545 0.791 2009 2 More Conservapedia revisionist history; George Washington, pagan Christianimg soldier.
1306 18 30 23.47 0.767 180 0.1 31.051 0.58 312 0.058 31.098 0.579 26.557 0.678 2009 2 Moar RW trollingimg from our friends at CP. Apparently, Assfly hasn't warned them that every page view makes us more and more correct. However, hopefully he will be smart enough to tell PhilipV what anagram means.
1307 38 38 23.475 1.619 180 0.211 31.051 1.224 312 0.122 31.11 1.221 26.57 1.43 2009 2 That well-known liberal scum Karajou dumbs downimg the Barack Hussein Obama article. (Without any discussion. Anywhere?) Andy revertsimg the placement bias.
1308 52 52 23.486 2.214 180 0.289 31.051 1.675 312 0.167 31.121 1.671 26.582 1.956 2009 2 Inquiring minds want to know: has Andy ever actually seen an encyclopedia?img
1309 12 26 23.509 0.51 180 0.067 31.051 0.386 312 0.038 31.132 0.385 26.595 0.451 2009 2 A government nurse admits that she uses her job to further a religious agenda of hers; her employer suspends her. Conservapedia: How could they?!img
1310 7 29 23.511 0.298 180 0.039 31.051 0.225 312 0.022 31.144 0.225 26.607 0.263 2009 2 Conservapedia's family values: Grandparents are refused their request to adopt their grandchildren, who are instead given to strangers. What's wrong with this? The strangers in question are gay!img
1311 24 28 23.515 1.021 180 0.133 31.051 0.773 312 0.077 31.155 0.77 26.62 0.902 2009 2 PJR: enabler of vandalism. At least, according to TKimg... UPDATE: PJR returns fire!img The past is coming back to haunt TK. How will he react?
1312 57 57 23.519 2.424 180 0.317 31.051 1.836 312 0.183 31.167 1.829 26.632 2.14 2009 2 Andy's latest insight:img Obama refers to America as... America, "as a foreigner would". Unlike George W. Bush, of course (do a full-text search for "America"). Also, Andy apparently thinks "we" (in "we will get there") is third-person when Obama uses it.
1313 166 166 23.545 7.05 180 0.922 31.051 5.346 312 0.532 31.178 5.324 26.645 6.23 2009 2 An encyclopedia? Yes, definitelyimg! UPDATE: Who saidimg this was about anybody? MOAR! Obama's not really black?img "If you're a queer, then it's time to cheer?" I'm Andy Schlafly, and I approved this message!imgMOAR MOAR PLZ!: Andy improvesimg, adds more crapimg and formatzimg. What about an answerimg? Nopeimg. And of course, the usual suspects: Schlafly invokes public schoolsimg, Comedy Centralimg, deceit, and teh troothimg to fend off thoaz eevuhl LIE-for-alls. Breaking news: Now Andy realiz
1314 12 18 23.657 0.507 180 0.067 31.051 0.386 312 0.038 31.19 0.385 26.657 0.45 2009 2 Oh, this can't be good.img Another "Scientific controversy"img over how HIV causes AIDS (that is, at CP, HIV doesn't, gayness doesimg).
1315 6 20 23.653 0.254 180 0.033 31.051 0.193 312 0.019 31.201 0.192 26.67 0.225 2009 2 No, you don't get it, NotALiberal. Moar Hitlerimg is essential to any good encyclopedic page on evolution.
1316 10 22 23.65 0.423 180 0.056 31.051 0.322 312 0.032 31.212 0.32 26.682 0.375 2009 2 Stop the presses! No Hitler picture anywhere near the top of the Evolutionimg page!
1317 50 54 23.648 2.114 180 0.278 31.051 1.61 312 0.16 31.224 1.601 26.695 1.873 2009 2 Cyber-bullying by TK - conservative editor makes uncontroversial edits; gets revertedimg; his attempts to ask why on TK's talk page getimg deletedimg and he is then threatened with blocking for having the temerity to ask questions.
1318 34 42 23.672 1.436 180 0.189 31.051 1.095 312 0.109 31.235 1.089 26.707 1.273 2009 2 Andy is allowed to make mathematical mistakes with large numbersimg; but Nancy Pelosi isn't.img
1319 21 29 23.687 0.887 180 0.117 31.051 0.676 312 0.067 31.247 0.672 26.72 0.786 2009 2 Congress says: You can't use money meant for public schools to repair seminaries. TK says: CONGRESS IS MAKING WAR ON PRAYER!img
1320 28 32 23.691 1.182 180 0.156 31.051 0.902 312 0.09 31.258 0.896 26.732 1.047 2009 2 Andy: "Hey, I haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about, so can you write my History Lectures for meimg?! That'd be great, thanks!" Update: Well, he askedimg for it... Shock Horror, DeniseM removes the words of The Master!img Surely the end of the world is at hand.
1321 97 99 23.697 4.093 180 0.539 31.051 3.124 312 0.311 31.27 3.102 26.745 3.627 2009 2 Simply providing an articleimg when askedimg isn't enough. Karajou demandsimg it to be read to him.img Unsurprising update: The situation escalates,img TK joins in, erases final the commentimg and bansimg the "liberal troll". CP in a nutshell, really.
1322 2 30 23.756 0.084 180 0.011 31.051 0.064 312 0.006 31.281 0.064 26.757 0.075 2009 2 Jinx hi Jinx! returns to express his hateimg for scientistsimg.
1323 6 12 23.761 0.253 180 0.033 31.051 0.193 312 0.019 31.292 0.192 26.77 0.224 2009 2 News flash: Judd ("Judasimg") Gregg refused to take the nomination for cabinet secretary unless a Republican replaced him. The silence from Conservapedia isimg deafeningimg.
1324 22 30 23.752 0.926 180 0.122 31.051 0.709 312 0.071 31.304 0.703 26.783 0.821 2009 2 Ed says tomahtoimg, Andy says tomaytoimg...Update: Ed goes full patrioticimg on slavery
1325 10 12 23.757 0.421 180 0.056 31.051 0.322 312 0.032 31.315 0.319 26.795 0.373 2009 2 Ed Poor adds a fact tagimg to the 'gay doctor' claim in the gay disease article, which comes as close as possible to admitting that he just made stuff up back when he added the claim.img
1326 29 37 23.747 1.221 180 0.161 31.051 0.934 312 0.093 31.327 0.926 26.808 1.082 2009 2 HOLY CRAP, STOP THE PRESSES! Creationists might increase their anti-atheism efforts!img In other breaking news, gravity still makes things fall down.
1327 -5 31 23.758 -0.21 180 -0.028 31.051 -0.161 312 -0.016 31.338 -0.16 26.82 -0.186 2009 2 Our favorite Young Earth creationist Andy Schlafly used to be gullible enough to trust an 1890 newspaper account claiming a dinosaur sightingimg. But not anymore?img
1328 39 43 23.763 1.641 180 0.217 31.051 1.256 312 0.125 31.35 1.244 26.833 1.453 2009 2 Oh dear, somebodyimg is about to find themselves becoming Andy's least favourite cunning linguist. UPDATE Denise getsimg herimg comeuppanceimg and returns to grovellingimg.
1329 17 19 23.778 0.715 180 0.094 31.051 0.547 312 0.054 31.361 0.542 26.845 0.633 2009 2 Uh, yeah, JPatt, I'm sure it was CP's not-the-newsimg posting that made them realise the error of their ways.
1330 23 23 23.775 0.967 180 0.128 31.051 0.741 312 0.074 31.372 0.733 26.858 0.856 2009 2 "The Obama article should goimg into the Barack Obama category, right?" - TK: "Huh? There is noimg Barack Obama category. Surely you meant our Barack HUSSEINimg Obama category, right? Because calling him Barack Obama is a sly mis-namingimg introduced by subversive liberal trolls!"
1331 9 15 23.774 0.379 180 0.05 31.051 0.29 312 0.029 31.384 0.287 26.871 0.335 2009 2 Fox News per Conservapedia: Obama is being arrogant because he is always late for everythingimg. Of course, Bush was always on time, just like the trains in Fascist Italy.
1332 14 14 23.767 0.589 180 0.078 31.051 0.451 312 0.045 31.395 0.446 26.883 0.521 2009 2 Jolly Uncle Ed reminds us: "No one here has 'rights' - protecting yourself is not an issue. Volunteers have obligations to the project. Those who ignore those obligations are removed."img
1333 26 28 23.76 1.094 180 0.144 31.051 0.837 312 0.083 31.407 0.828 26.896 0.967 2009 2 (Moer Uncle Ed) Only 3 weeks late Ed putsimg some "News" on the front page and writesimg an article about it. Wait... Does this mean that Ed is also using Obama Time? Talk about unfortunate news placement...
1334 26 28 23.763 1.094 180 0.144 31.051 0.837 312 0.083 31.418 0.828 26.908 0.966 2009 2 Oh, TK... sarcasmimg isn't really appropriate when you leave an article hangingimg in mid-sentence for a freaking HOUR. An hour during which you uploadedimg picturesimg, added a news itemimg and createdimg an article. (Note the use of the term "created" and not "wrote" because this is still TK, after all.)
1335 24 28 23.766 1.01 180 0.133 31.051 0.773 312 0.077 31.43 0.764 26.921 0.891 2009 2 Media exposes the adultery of a Democratic senator's husband: Anyone who doesn't like this is a liberal censor.img Media exposes the drunk driving of a Republican vice-presidential candidate's husband: Pathetic tabloid smear.img
1336 11 19 23.77 0.463 180 0.061 31.051 0.354 312 0.035 31.441 0.35 26.934 0.408 2009 2 Somebody got blocked for edit-warring. The twists? For six monthsimg and for pushing thisimg edit. Bonus lulz for Andy accusing the guy of making "non-encyclopedia edits". Andy really never opened an encyclopedia, did he?
1337 30 30 23.766 1.262 180 0.167 31.051 0.966 312 0.096 31.452 0.954 26.946 1.113 2009 2 Ed thinks that referring to Jack the Ripper's victims as prostitutes is too luridimg for the kiddies (notwithstanding the fact they were also "murdered and mutilated"). Hope they never look at the Homosexualityimg article then.
1338 16 22 23.771 0.673 180 0.089 31.051 0.515 312 0.051 31.464 0.509 26.959 0.593 2009 2 Andy on the importance of language over laws: "Personally, I think language is more important because it effects [sic] everyone, particularly during formative childhood years."img Not to disappoint, extra credit!img
1339 20 28 23.769 0.841 180 0.111 31.051 0.644 312 0.064 31.475 0.635 26.972 0.742 2009 2 Third-string sysop AddisonDM modestly adds himselfimg to the pantheon of Conservapedia's upper elite. Along with Assfly, Ed, KenDoll, JM, and TK. Modesty must be a conservative virtue. Why don't you add that, Addison?
1340 33 33 23.773 1.388 180 0.183 31.051 1.063 312 0.106 31.487 1.048 26.984 1.223 2009 2 Partner-in-heresy DeniseM points out Andy's mistakes and appeals to his better natureimg. This is the secondimg time she's poked the bear. Andy will soon (home)school her. UPDATE Andy repliesimg in a chivalrous manner.
1341 65 65 23.78 2.733 180 0.361 31.051 2.093 312 0.208 31.498 2.064 26.997 2.408 2009 2 Mystery:Did humour exist before Conservapedia?imgUpdate:Noimg, noimg, noimg!!!1
1342 28 30 23.811 1.176 180 0.156 31.051 0.902 312 0.09 31.509 0.889 27.01 1.037 2009 2 Ken sinks to a new lowimg. Operation Grassroots and Flying Fortress have not yet begun in proper, Gentlemen! Beware the Ides of March an unspecified time in the future! Update: A technical glitch has removed CP's homosexual article from the Google search results. That has to be it, right? (And, btw, this is how Ken runs up his edit count by 50img.)
1343 27 31 23.816 1.134 180 0.15 31.051 0.87 312 0.087 31.521 0.857 27.022 0.999 2009 2 In an attempt to shut out our Ace McWicked, Karajou adds another Forbidden City to the list.img
1344 24 26 23.822 1.007 180 0.133 31.051 0.773 312 0.077 31.532 0.761 27.035 0.888 2009 2 Breaking news! Over the past two years or so, CP's evolution pack of lies article has had almost 500,000 viewsimg! Why, that's more than twice as much as WP's article on the same subject gets every month. Congratulations on your grand achievement, ♥ K e n D o l l ♥!
1345 51 53 23.823 2.141 180 0.283 31.051 1.642 312 0.163 31.544 1.617 27.048 1.886 2009 2 Does TK hold a grudge againstimg CPAdmin1 TimS?img At least, he doesn't like to be reminded of his past...img (Oh, and yes, banhammeredimg for last-wordism.)
1346 14 20 23.846 0.587 180 0.078 31.051 0.451 312 0.045 31.555 0.444 27.06 0.517 2009 2 Prostitution is a 'liberal value'img over in the alternative form of reality that CP has created...because as we all know, Conservatves would never get involved with that kind of thing.....oh wait....
1347 133 133 23.843 5.578 180 0.739 31.051 4.283 312 0.426 31.567 4.213 27.073 4.913 2009 2 The great redefinition quest continues: if Andy doesn't laugh at pre-Jesus comedy, it wasn't intended to be comedy at allimg UPDATE Andy sez "Satire is not humour"img
1348 2 22 23.926 0.084 180 0.011 31.051 0.064 312 0.006 31.578 0.063 27.086 0.074 2009 2 The irony meter, it has been shattered by Iduanimg.
1349 21 27 23.925 0.878 180 0.117 31.051 0.676 312 0.067 31.589 0.665 27.098 0.775 2009 2 Realizing that basic logic does not work with The Schlafly, one user tries to incorporate Andy's favorite 2+2 line of reasoningimg. All that's missing is the "godspeed" signoff.
1350 -3 53 23.927 -0.125 180 -0.017 31.051 -0.097 312 -0.01 31.601 -0.095 27.111 -0.111 2009 2 TK bans a userimg even after his 3 contributionsimg were all pro-Andy, pro-conservapedia edits! How can this be you ask? Either a case of Poe's Law... OR TK's jealous of the quick pat on the head this new user got from Andy!img.
1351 22 26 23.95 0.919 180 0.122 31.051 0.709 312 0.071 31.612 0.696 27.124 0.811 2009 2 Jinx hi Jinx!: Atheists incorrectly sayimg that the Constitution grants "freedom from religion." But isn't that irrelevant, given that atheism is a religion?img
1352 29 33 23.951 1.211 180 0.161 31.051 0.934 312 0.093 31.624 0.917 27.137 1.069 2009 2 User: We have a joke articleimg in the main space? Why don't we move it? Ed: I want more Google hits.img
1353 64 66 23.958 2.671 180 0.356 31.051 2.061 312 0.205 31.635 2.023 27.149 2.357 2009 2 Atheists, like the ancient Greeks, have no sense of humourimg. Then why is this so funny?
1354 8 20 23.99 0.333 180 0.044 31.051 0.258 312 0.026 31.647 0.253 27.162 0.295 2009 2 Ed: "If that's not funny, I don't know what is."img Yes, Ed, you've made that abundantly clear.
1355 59 79 23.987 2.46 180 0.328 31.051 1.9 312 0.189 31.658 1.864 27.175 2.171 2009 2 Editor: "Excuse me, but there's a basic flaw in your theory there"img. Andy: "Neee Naww your pants are on fire AND you're a stupid cow!"img. Mature debate at its finest.
1356 22 34 24.029 0.916 180 0.122 31.051 0.709 312 0.071 31.669 0.695 27.188 0.809 2009 2 Even in the midst of tragedy, idiocy and bigotry reign.img
1357 20 28 24.037 0.832 180 0.111 31.051 0.644 312 0.064 31.681 0.631 27.2 0.735 2009 2 Conservapedia: Abortion advocates, in their deceit, are talking Newspeakimg. In other Conservapedia news, religion is science and atheist crimethinkers unbellyfeel Andyspeak.img
1358 -22 52 24.04 -0.915 180 -0.122 31.051 -0.709 312 -0.071 31.692 -0.694 27.213 -0.808 2009 2 Welcomeimg ASchlaflyimg toimg theimg Conservative's schoolimg ofimg wikiimg editing!img editingimg.
1359 65 75 24.061 2.701 180 0.361 31.051 2.093 312 0.208 31.704 2.05 27.226 2.387 2009 2 According to Sir Schlafly, China invented fireworks BEFORE gunpowderimg. Bonus points: the Chinese managed to invent bamboo.
1360 14 20 24.099 0.581 180 0.078 31.051 0.451 312 0.045 31.715 0.441 27.239 0.514 2009 2 Conservapedia: Global warming causes mental illness.img For once, we agree.
1361 18 20 24.096 0.747 180 0.1 31.051 0.58 312 0.058 31.727 0.567 27.251 0.661 2009 2 Jpatt completely loses the plot over Presidents Day.img UPDATE Andy, of course, blames the atheistsimg
1362 11 13 24.093 0.457 180 0.061 31.051 0.354 312 0.035 31.738 0.347 27.264 0.403 2009 2 Andy finished collecting the best answers of World History Homework 2img! America rules, because it's free and fatimg, also it's apparently based on"teh Republik"img by Plato! Stuffing unrelated anti-abortionistimg propagandaimg in your answer? Will use as a model! And if all else fails, just answer "God did itimg, he can do anything, if he wanted to!img". 100/100, full credit!
1363 7 13 24.085 0.291 180 0.039 31.051 0.225 312 0.022 31.749 0.22 27.277 0.257 2009 2 In chomping at the anti-abortion bit, Conservapedia gets really creepy.img
1364 1 19 24.076 0.042 180 0.006 31.051 0.032 312 0.003 31.761 0.031 27.29 0.037 2009 2 Conservapedia, with one hand singing Susan B. Anthony's praises,img with the other hand bemoaning the success of everything she worked for.img
1365 13 19 24.073 0.54 180 0.072 31.051 0.419 312 0.042 31.772 0.409 27.303 0.476 2009 2 No chance in hell.img Whoops. Hell.
1366 -4 18 24.069 -0.166 180 -0.022 31.051 -0.129 312 -0.013 31.784 -0.126 27.315 -0.146 2009 2 Category:Black Peopleimg? Yes Teacake, it's pretty clear what you're thinking.
1367 18 20 24.064 0.748 180 0.1 31.051 0.58 312 0.058 31.795 0.566 27.328 0.659 2009 2 The hidden depthimg of Foxtrot...
1368 8 10 24.061 0.332 180 0.044 31.051 0.258 312 0.026 31.807 0.252 27.341 0.293 2009 2 Joaquin Martinez makes Aleister Crowleyimg the poster child for bisexuals, and helpfully points out that he was called 'the wickedest man on Earth'.
1369 30 30 24.051 1.247 180 0.167 31.051 0.966 312 0.096 31.818 0.943 27.354 1.097 2009 2 Andy thanks 'Pravda' (i.e., not actually Pravda)img for their 'kind words'...and helpfully links to a page which is entirely in Russian. Andy's thorough translation gives us the following insightful information about CP: "The first commandment of Conservapedia is the arrangement only of true". Wow.
1370 29 31 24.055 1.206 180 0.161 31.051 0.934 312 0.093 31.829 0.911 27.367 1.06 2009 2 Andy: "Welcome, Russia!"img TK: "Goimg toimg Hell,img Russia!"img
1371 50 52 24.06 2.078 180 0.278 31.051 1.61 312 0.16 31.841 1.57 27.379 1.826 2009 2 One of Ed "stubby" Poor's finest, and most baffling entries, ever.img
1372 39 39 24.081 1.62 180 0.217 31.051 1.256 312 0.125 31.852 1.224 27.392 1.424 2009 2 It's Official! Andy's dialogue regarding the naming of President's Day contains the All-Time Mother Lodeimg of Schlaflyisms, providing moar fud for Virtual Andy.
1373 8 10 24.092 0.332 180 0.044 31.051 0.258 312 0.026 31.864 0.251 27.405 0.292 2009 2 Conservapedia old: If a Republican becomes Secretary of Commerce under Obama, he's like Judasimg. Conservapedia new: If a Republican doesn't become Secretary of Commerce, obviously Obama's leading a conspiracy to control the U.S. census!img
1374 -1 17 24.082 -0.042 180 -0.006 31.051 -0.032 312 -0.003 31.875 -0.031 27.418 -0.036 2009 2 A YouTube poster turns off inflammatory comments directed at a pro-life video. TK: LIBRUL CENSORSHIP!img
1375 -2 30 24.077 -0.083 180 -0.011 31.051 -0.064 312 -0.006 31.887 -0.063 27.431 -0.073 2009 2 With a stroke of Bush's pen, convicted criminals become heroes.img
1377 111 113 24.081 4.609 180 0.617 31.051 3.575 312 0.356 31.909 3.479 27.457 4.043 2009 2 Andy: I won't discuss these allegationsimg until you insult liberals first.
1378 4 22 24.148 0.166 180 0.022 31.051 0.129 312 0.013 31.921 0.125 27.47 0.146 2009 2 Citing sources - Ur doing it wrong!img UPDATE: TK reverts.img And, of course, bans.
1379 1 25 24.146 0.041 180 0.006 31.051 0.032 312 0.003 31.932 0.031 27.482 0.036 2009 2 Encyclopedic: After a year, "Mythbusters"img has been updated from a simple stub to a simple stub with known atheists; After more than a year, A Beautiful Mindimg has been updated from a stub to a stub that brings out "the truth" of Nash's liberal deceit.
1380 35 39 24.147 1.449 180 0.194 31.051 1.127 312 0.112 31.944 1.096 27.495 1.273 2009 2 Oh noes: Joaquin Martinez calls CP's one sane editor, good ol' PJR, a vandal!img Response: Having not yet lost his mind from dealing with such insanity on a regular basis, PJR politely asks for an explanationimg. One cannot help but wonder where this man's breaking point is. Update Asked and answeredimg At least there was an apology. Oh wait...
1381 27 39 24.158 1.118 180 0.15 31.051 0.87 312 0.087 31.955 0.845 27.508 0.982 2009 2 Andy to sysops: You have the power - abuse it!img
1382 -6 22 24.169 -0.248 180 -0.033 31.051 -0.193 312 -0.019 31.966 -0.188 27.521 -0.218 2009 2 Andy to students: Those filthy Etruscans worshiped a god called Miverna. World History indeed.img
1383 18 20 24.167 0.745 180 0.1 31.051 0.58 312 0.058 31.978 0.563 27.534 0.654 2009 2 The entire history of the Roman Empireimg in 10,600 words and FIVE WHOLE REFERENCES.img ALSO, Romans were not known for intellectual achievementsimg... Christianity grew in the Roman empire.
1384 6 10 24.164 0.248 180 0.033 31.051 0.193 312 0.019 31.989 0.188 27.547 0.218 2009 2 Vice-presidential candidate has tax problems. But in CP land, onlyimg Democratsimg fail to pay their taxes. Will we see an update about Governor Palin's inability to pay, or a scandal listed on Senator McCain's article anytime soon?
1385 27 29 24.154 1.118 180 0.15 31.051 0.87 312 0.087 32.001 0.844 27.56 0.98 2009 2 TK: So now Obama opposes the Fairness Doctrine? DECEIT!!!!!img TK take 2 (after having it pointed out that Obama never said he supported it..: Well I suppose technically he never said he supported it...but it's still deceit...somehowimg
1386 20 22 24.157 0.828 180 0.111 31.051 0.644 312 0.064 32.012 0.625 27.573 0.725 2009 2 Classic Andy here:img blunder into a conversation, bring up issues that haven't been discussed, throw around some Latin to intimidate the masses and then contradict the whole point of the piece. Beautiful.
1387 19 25 24.156 0.787 180 0.106 31.051 0.612 312 0.061 32.024 0.593 27.586 0.689 2009 2 Hmm, I wonder which site TK is talking about...img
1388 18 22 24.156 0.745 180 0.1 31.051 0.58 312 0.058 32.035 0.562 27.599 0.652 2009 2 According to TK, liberals should be outraged because someone said something good about Obama.img Huh? That doesn't make any sense... oh, wait! Just add boldimg and everything becomes clear!
1389 16 18 24.155 0.662 180 0.089 31.051 0.515 312 0.051 32.046 0.499 27.612 0.579 2009 2 Aziraphale:img "Don't drag me down, Jpatt; I get blocked too often too fast to waste my time with you." - Jpatt:img "Lololol, liberal persecution complex!" - Aziraphale:img "I'm not a liberal, but you're an idiot." - DeanS: "Excellent, he walked right into the trap!"img
1390 34 38 24.15 1.408 180 0.189 31.051 1.095 312 0.109 32.058 1.061 27.625 1.231 2009 2 Not only did Jesus invent laughing and the alphabet, he also invented both "true" and "false"img.
1391 88 90 24.16 3.642 180 0.489 31.051 2.834 312 0.282 32.069 2.744 27.638 3.184 2009 2 Unfamiliar with CP? Here's a classic exchange: User wonders why his factual edit got reverted? Fly-by minion points out "liberal deceit!" and gives an obligatory Satan comparisonimg. Reinforcement arrives in the form of TK's chest-thumpingimg User tries to respond, only to be met with a block and "Godspeed, Bye"img from our boy, TK. PJR: But...the guy's done nothing wrongimg. Quick-learning minion immediately fires back with a never-failing Hitler referenceimg Capping it all off, ASchlafly gives
1392 3 23 24.209 0.124 180 0.017 31.051 0.097 312 0.01 32.081 0.094 27.65 0.108 2009 2 Finding a cure for miscarriages and spontaneous abortions is much more important than finding a cure for AIDS.img Glad to see we have our priorities in check.
1394 13 15 24.208 0.537 180 0.072 31.051 0.419 312 0.042 32.104 0.405 27.676 0.47 2009 2 Karajou: Bill Ayers "failed himself at Terrorist 101"img because he didn't kill anybody.
1395 28 34 24.201 1.157 180 0.156 31.051 0.902 312 0.09 32.115 0.872 27.689 1.011 2009 2 Ed, the software engineer: The idea is to pack as many bits as possible into each byte (...)img
1396 47 49 24.209 1.941 180 0.261 31.051 1.514 312 0.151 32.126 1.463 27.702 1.697 2009 2 AlanE makes Andy into his bitchimg
1397 26 26 24.227 1.073 180 0.144 31.051 0.837 312 0.083 32.138 0.809 27.715 0.938 2009 2 User: Your headline about Obama and the Fairness Doctrine is completely falseimg. Andy: NOPE, won't fall for your atheist censorship! Tehehe you had a typo!!imgUser: Look at your own source. You're wrong.img Andy: Whoops... But while I make your recommended change I'll chastise you about atheism and denial. Everyone wins, godspeed.img See also Getting an error fixed on Conservapedia (blog)
1398 30 32 24.228 1.238 180 0.167 31.051 0.966 312 0.096 32.149 0.933 27.728 1.082 2009 2 TK revamps the Editing Etiquetteimg (Yes, we could stop here, and it would still be hilarious.), adding things like "Never make substantial edits to an article without discussing your changes first (...) if you have a reasonable expectation that other editors will accept your change" (emphasis added) and other "You will not do anything or revert a sysop without permission"-style rules. PJR revertsimg, but Ed likesimg TK's version (Surprise!) and shoves PJR to the talk page. TK then steps back in
1399 33 35 24.234 1.362 180 0.183 31.051 1.063 312 0.106 32.161 1.026 27.741 1.19 2009 2 The world waits with bated breath for Andy's horrific evidence - directly from Hell itself apparently - of Satan's gleeful whippings and burningsimg. Also, materialists really believe in hell, but are just fooling around.
1400 9 23 24.242 0.371 180 0.05 31.051 0.29 312 0.029 32.172 0.28 27.754 0.324 2009 2 CP user: "stupid scientists say they've proved that complex chemicals can form by themselves! Obviously this is stupid and lacks any evidence! but also somehow supports Intelligent design..."img A) Naturally you haven't even understood the article. B) It states quite clearly that it's a THEORY. C) They do state the evidence, but perhaps if you want the full data you should try reading the ACTUAL ARTICLE and not a CBC NEWS REPORT!
1401 18 24 24.241 0.743 180 0.1 31.051 0.58 312 0.058 32.184 0.559 27.767 0.648 2009 2 PJR goes all MOAR HITLERimg on us; RJJ smacks downimg PJR.
1402 32 36 24.241 1.32 180 0.178 31.051 1.031 312 0.103 32.195 0.994 27.78 1.152 2009 2 JamT : Hey guys, would you mind not stealing my workimg? Assfly : GDFLimg is just too complicated for me to understand. Anything I do qualifies as fair use. The fact that you won't let me trample all over your rights suggests that you are a deceitful atheist librulimg.
1403 24 28 24.25 0.99 180 0.133 31.051 0.773 312 0.077 32.206 0.745 27.793 0.864 2009 2 Abuse? We don't have any abuseimg here!
1404 21 23 24.252 0.866 180 0.117 31.051 0.676 312 0.067 32.218 0.652 27.807 0.755 2009 2 Time to call a lawyer CP?img Update: Andy blinksimg.
1405 30 32 24.251 1.237 180 0.167 31.051 0.966 312 0.096 32.229 0.931 27.82 1.078 2009 2 Andy: Oh dear. This student has made some mistakes in their homework....I guess I'd better change them before I actually grade it....but i'll leave the racist joke in....69/70img
1406 7 9 24.257 0.289 180 0.039 31.051 0.225 312 0.022 32.241 0.217 27.833 0.252 2009 2 So, 5 days after Andy makes a reading errorimg, someone again questions himimg and decides that it should be correctedimg....the system works!
1407 16 16 24.246 0.66 180 0.089 31.051 0.515 312 0.051 32.252 0.496 27.846 0.575 2009 2 Ken gets his panties moistimg over a creationist site making a section about atheism. Well, it's actually just a FAQ linking to articles they already had, but it's a major blow to Atheism! Really! And they might write another article soon! Maybe!
1408 -9 17 24.24 -0.371 180 -0.05 31.051 -0.29 312 -0.029 32.264 -0.279 27.859 -0.323 2009 2 PJR is drunken dialing again: "Hello? Sock drawer?"img
1409 22 26 24.235 0.908 180 0.122 31.051 0.709 312 0.071 32.275 0.682 27.872 0.789 2009 2 Dictionaries?img Bastyuns ov librul deseet!
1410 23 29 24.236 0.949 180 0.128 31.051 0.741 312 0.074 32.286 0.712 27.885 0.825 2009 2 So what is BrianCo? A parodist or an agent of vandal sites?img Update: Blocked is what he is: "Member of Vandal/Parodist site"img. Moar Update: Contradicted!img
1411 2 8 24.239 0.083 180 0.011 31.051 0.064 312 0.006 32.298 0.062 27.898 0.072 2009 2 Ken's talking aboutimg MATINGimg...look away now
1412 29 31 24.228 1.197 180 0.161 31.051 0.934 312 0.093 32.309 0.898 27.911 1.039 2009 2 Answers to Question 6 Student 18, you've listed the Shang Dynasty, earlier than I requested! Have full marks!img Student 16, you've listed the Shang Dynasty, earlier than I requested! Minus 1img
1413 14 18 24.232 0.578 180 0.078 31.051 0.451 312 0.045 32.321 0.433 27.924 0.501 2009 2 ♥ K e n D o l l ♥'s all out of ideas (and has no idea how to edit a wiki properly), so he decides to stealimg RJJensen'simg...
1414 9 13 24.228 0.371 180 0.05 31.051 0.29 312 0.029 32.332 0.278 27.937 0.322 2009 2 Ed! What exactly are you implying aboutimg our dear Ken!?img
1415 -2 22 24.22 -0.083 180 -0.011 31.051 -0.064 312 -0.006 32.344 -0.062 27.95 -0.072 2009 2 Jpatt fails the geographyimg testimg...
1416 39 41 24.218 1.61 180 0.217 31.051 1.256 312 0.125 32.355 1.205 27.963 1.395 2009 2 User: Andy, you're completely wrong about this article's sourceimg Andy: NO! You atheist, classroom prayer censoring, evolutionist!img
1417 -7 11 24.23 -0.289 180 -0.039 31.051 -0.225 312 -0.022 32.366 -0.216 27.977 -0.25 2009 2 Atheists are more critical of evolutionimg...who are you and what have you done with Andy!
1418 15 19 24.221 0.619 180 0.083 31.051 0.483 312 0.048 32.378 0.463 27.99 0.536 2009 2 Andy adds to the atheist article to better skewer specific atheistsimg. Very well, Andy, but wasn't Godel one of the only two teenagersimg you mentioned when confronted about teens being responsible for the world's greatest achievements? Wait a minute, maybe he wasn't an atheist after allimg. MOAR: Gentlemen, ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ would like to tell you a story. Later.img
1419 20 24 24.217 0.826 180 0.111 31.051 0.644 312 0.064 32.389 0.617 28.003 0.714 2009 2 TK blocks BrianCoimg a few days six weeks after Andy strips him of editing rightsimg. TK protectsimg his talk page and user pageimg. Why? LIE-FER-ALL PARODY! Like thisimg edit.
1420 22 30 24.217 0.908 180 0.122 31.051 0.709 312 0.071 32.401 0.679 28.016 0.785 2009 2 ♥ K e n D o l l ♥, deciding he hasn't been nearly enough of an ass lately, unilaterally declares his Richard Dawkins smear job "Article of However Long I Friggin' Wantimg".
1421 6 14 24.221 0.248 180 0.033 31.051 0.193 312 0.019 32.412 0.185 28.029 0.214 2009 2 ♥ K e n D o l l ♥, in a smooth umpteen edits,img just barely manages to tell us that he really doesn't like atheism.
1422 2 14 24.214 0.083 180 0.011 31.051 0.064 312 0.006 32.423 0.062 28.042 0.071 2009 2 Karajou, P.I.img
1423 10 14 24.206 0.413 180 0.056 31.051 0.322 312 0.032 32.435 0.308 28.055 0.356 2009 2 TK is upset that a drug abuser got an Oscarimg. Because conservatives never honorimg people with drug problems, of course.
1424 14 16 24.199 0.579 180 0.078 31.051 0.451 312 0.045 32.446 0.431 28.069 0.499 2009 2 Amazingly, Andy actually demonstrates journalistic standardsimg. In other news, sub-zero temperatures are reported in the infernal regions, winged swine in final approach to BWI.
1425 32 34 24.193 1.323 180 0.178 31.051 1.031 312 0.103 32.458 0.986 28.082 1.14 2009 2 Joseph GoebbelsTK moves in on his next targetimg of discreditation. Thank goodness for overload protection on the irony meter. Update: OH SNAP.img
1426 20 22 24.2 0.826 180 0.111 31.051 0.644 312 0.064 32.469 0.616 28.095 0.712 2009 2 Can we last until the end of the month? Our irony-meter quota is fast being depletedimg.
1427 19 21 24.198 0.785 180 0.106 31.051 0.612 312 0.061 32.481 0.585 28.108 0.676 2009 2 jpatt: I'm not wrong unless at least two people say soimg UPDATE That's 3 now I thinkimg...anything to say jpatt?
1428 16 26 24.196 0.661 180 0.089 31.051 0.515 312 0.051 32.492 0.492 28.121 0.569 2009 2 And the hatred goes on: TomMoore's six-month block expired not that long ago, so TK decides it's time for a five-year banimg before the guy gets any ideas about contributingimg again. But someone possibly reads WIGOimg. Update: Not happy with merely shoving normal users and fellow sysops around, TK slaps the Bureaucrat CPWebmaster in the face by re-banning Tom without further comment.
1429 7 19 24.197 0.289 180 0.039 31.051 0.225 312 0.022 32.503 0.215 28.134 0.249 2009 2 Heartbeat'simg heartimg beatimg meterimg hasn't flatlined yet. How long until it does?
1430 53 53 24.194 2.191 180 0.294 31.051 1.707 312 0.17 32.515 1.63 28.148 1.883 2009 2 Andy gets totally, totally pwnedimg by some user who actually passed high school history.
1431 -4 14 24.214 -0.165 180 -0.022 31.051 -0.129 312 -0.013 32.526 -0.123 28.161 -0.142 2009 2 Ed Poor insight of the day: Could it be that the classic Japanese story The Tale of Genji, considered by many to be one of the very first novels and thought to have been written at least partially by a woman, foreshadowed the Rape of Nankingimg? Maybe someone can segue into what liberals share with a rape simulator from Japanese pornographers? (warning, last link may make your browser feel pain) UPDATE Here'simg a plot summary much better than 'Wikipedia's whitewash (and yours too, Ed)
1432 52 52 24.207 2.148 180 0.289 31.051 1.675 312 0.167 32.538 1.598 28.174 1.846 2009 2 Just a few mistakesimg then... (War on?img) There's moreimg. What's it going to be, 90/10 block, or "Ratwiki troll" block? UPDATE ..and here are a few moreimg Andy...
1433 4 16 24.227 0.165 180 0.022 31.051 0.129 312 0.013 32.549 0.123 28.187 0.142 2009 2 You're right,img Ed... that hardly even qualifies as freshmanopedia.
1434 -17 21 24.221 -0.702 180 -0.094 31.051 -0.547 312 -0.054 32.561 -0.522 28.201 -0.603 2009 2 A television reporter posts a racist video to YouTube and gets fired. Conservapedia doesn't like this for some reason.img
1435 18 20 24.219 0.743 180 0.1 31.051 0.58 312 0.058 32.572 0.553 28.214 0.638 2009 2 Andy takes on Renaissance-era liberal revisionism: Humanists made up the term "Middle Ages"img in their hatred of the "mostly quiet religious activity" during that time. Somebody should tell him about the Inquisitions.
1436 13 15 24.216 0.537 180 0.072 31.051 0.419 312 0.042 32.583 0.399 28.227 0.461 2009 2 Jpatt finds a "connection"img between Stalin and Darwin. I guess that means anybody who has been impacted by Darwin is a brutal mass murderer, right?
1437 32 36 24.209 1.322 180 0.178 31.051 1.031 312 0.103 32.595 0.982 28.24 1.133 2009 2 Ed puts forth another one of his little essaysimg on the question of "Is Obama a Muslim?", giving us what has to be the most blatant violation yet of the Second Conservapedia Commandment. UPDATE: Schlafly correctsimg some of Ed's "liberal lies"... Perfect! MOAR UPDATE: Some schmuck has the nerve to delete The Assfly's devine conjecture Pure factimg We'll just see about that.img EVEN MOAR UPDATE Said schmuck to be banned in 3,2,1 . . .img LAST UPDATE: Banhammered!img
1438 43 45 24.218 1.776 180 0.239 31.051 1.385 312 0.138 32.606 1.319 28.253 1.522 2009 2 Conservapedia admits that humans can cause global warmingimg — as long as those humans are liberals, that is...
1439 47 49 24.232 1.94 180 0.261 31.051 1.514 312 0.151 32.618 1.441 28.267 1.663 2009 2 Dial M for moron. Andy's SES application is a shoo-in with sentences like this: "It is thereby complementary within the truth that it addresses and assists in the instruction regarding what is already contained within the district's prevailing instructional program."img
1440 13 25 24.25 0.536 180 0.072 31.051 0.419 312 0.042 32.629 0.398 28.28 0.46 2009 2 CP's newest Goon Squad member JY23 approaches TK: "Master, Master! I can't find the Block Mail button anywhere!img I tried to use it on the last guy I banhammeredimg for thisimg post, which was his only talk page post between several goodimg edits, but it wasn't there! Help, please!"
1441 -13 31 24.251 -0.536 180 -0.072 31.051 -0.419 312 -0.042 32.641 -0.398 28.293 -0.459 2009 2 The upcoming issue of Newsweek has a major article about the vaccine-autism link scare. Counting down until that hits the CP latest news .... 5, 4, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, Wait! Aren't the numbers supposed to go down?
1442 45 47 24.256 1.855 180 0.25 31.051 1.449 312 0.144 32.652 1.378 28.307 1.59 2009 2 Probably imagining he would have been Duke Andrew I of the House of Schlafly, the Assfly declares that feudalism was goodimg because the peasants didn't have to commute to work in the morning. Oh, and homeschooling started with feudalism.
1443 50 52 24.272 2.06 180 0.278 31.051 1.61 312 0.16 32.663 1.531 28.32 1.766 2009 2 Ladies, gentlemen, and the peasants rooting around in the filth leading merry, healthy, fulfilling lives outside the arena, Duke Andrew I of the House of Schlafly presents today's joust: Sir Chivalry versus The Black Knight of Communism!img Sex & age discrimination? Huzzah! Treating everyone equally? Booooooo.
1444 5 15 24.292 0.206 180 0.028 31.051 0.161 312 0.016 32.675 0.153 28.333 0.176 2009 2 Uncle Ed's new prayer forum - edit summaries!img Also, please to eventually correct the spling erorimg?
1445 -14 24 24.285 -0.576 180 -0.078 31.051 -0.451 312 -0.045 32.686 -0.428 28.346 -0.494 2009 2 Thank you, parodist!img UPDATE: Notimg for longimg!
1446 15 19 24.285 0.618 180 0.083 31.051 0.483 312 0.048 32.698 0.459 28.36 0.529 2009 2 Uncle Ed: "Phelps is only wrong in his idea that God 'punishes' and 'hates' homosexuals."img Ed also opines that communists have their theory right and that there are economic problems that capitalism cannot eliminate.
1447 13 17 24.281 0.535 180 0.072 31.051 0.419 312 0.042 32.709 0.397 28.373 0.458 2009 2 TK: "Liberals (like Edimg Poor) like to spinimg how Fred Phelps is not a liberal!" Also of interest: TK implies that you become a conservative/liberal simply by donating to the respective Presidential Candidate.
1448 34 36 24.276 1.401 180 0.189 31.051 1.095 312 0.109 32.721 1.039 28.386 1.198 2009 2 CPalmer falls victimimg to TK's recent additionsimg to the Etiquette Guidelines: "Revertingimg a sysop? Bad idea."img
1449 -3 7 24.284 -0.124 180 -0.017 31.051 -0.097 312 -0.01 32.732 -0.092 28.4 -0.106 2009 2 Ed: Please see this pageimg (which doesn't exist)img for more information
1450 37 45 24.272 1.524 180 0.206 31.051 1.192 312 0.119 32.743 1.13 28.413 1.302 2009 2 Andy Schlafly has a "commanding grip of statistical analysis displayed on numerous occasions in the pages of this encyclopaediaimg. That's news toimg us. (For comprehensive lulz, just read the whole talk pageimg.)
1451 6 26 24.287 0.247 180 0.033 31.051 0.193 312 0.019 32.755 0.183 28.426 0.211 2009 2 Ed...edit summary...lulzimg
1452 10 22 24.288 0.412 180 0.056 31.051 0.322 312 0.032 32.766 0.305 28.44 0.352 2009 2 Bad grammarimg is preferable to emotions...
1453 39 45 24.286 1.606 180 0.217 31.051 1.256 312 0.125 32.778 1.19 28.453 1.371 2009 2 Even Ed found it incomprehensible!img UPDATE: PJR continues to spank Andy around with the truthimg
1454 25 29 24.301 1.029 180 0.139 34.809 0.718 309 0.081 32.789 0.762 28.466 0.878 2009 3 Andy fixes liberal placement biasimg - which was introduced by liberal... Ed Poor?img
1455 -82 94 24.304 -3.374 180 -0.456 34.809 -2.356 309 -0.265 32.801 -2.5 28.48 -2.879 2009 3 We found a witch! May we burn herimg?[2]
1456 20 34 24.354 0.821 180 0.111 34.809 0.575 309 0.065 32.812 0.61 28.493 0.702 2009 3 TK shows his community-building skills: "Oh noes! People are trying to participate! How can we fix that?"img
1457 24 28 24.36 0.985 180 0.133 34.809 0.689 309 0.078 32.823 0.731 28.506 0.842 2009 3 Etiquette Guideline: "If in doubt, discuss before editing!img 90/10 Rule: "Discussing is talking; talking is bad!"img So does it really surprise anybody that you can get a 90/10 banimg for pointing outimg flaws of Ken's pet article?
1458 52 54 24.363 2.134 180 0.289 34.809 1.494 309 0.168 32.835 1.584 28.52 1.823 2009 3 After Ed Poor opens a commentimg with a vague criticism of Dear Leader, TK decides that new user Umlaut wrote it, and makes a thinly-veiled threat to ban him in the same editimg. Update: One commentimg later, the guy gets a 3 month blockimg despite PJR's best efforts.img Update of Doom: TK removesimg Ieuan's analysis and then declares the discussion to be over by archivingimg the rest of the page, leaving nothingimg behind. Mandatory update: Wheelimg Warimg with quality edit comments like "the c
1459 9 9 24.384 0.369 180 0.05 34.809 0.259 309 0.029 32.846 0.274 28.533 0.315 2009 3 March 1: The day JM became Ken's bitchimg and moved the community's (sort of) "Weekly Featured Article" under Ken's "Article of the Year" and "Article of However Long I Want".
1460 31 31 24.373 1.272 180 0.172 34.809 0.891 309 0.1 32.858 0.943 28.547 1.086 2009 3 Jpatt: "Dear Robert,img you are obviously not aware that our Global Warming page is really the Anti-Global Warming page, so please stop inserting inconvenient facts into it. However, you can create an Anti-Anti-Global Warming page."
1461 40 46 24.378 1.641 180 0.222 34.809 1.149 309 0.129 32.869 1.217 28.56 1.401 2009 3 TK seems to be about to deep-burn some comments about whether edits to Conservapedia constitute a violation of federal law 18 USC 1030. There's been quite a dust-up on the Commandmentsimg talk page about this issue, and it may become the next FBI incident. The burned material has been saved here. UPDATE: PJR has restored itimg. PJR, you know that TK has de-sysop'ed more powerful people than yourself, don't you? There's MOER: TK revertsimg PJR's reversion. - EDIT WAR? MOAR: Hsmom joins inimg.
1462 20 24 24.393 0.82 180 0.111 34.809 0.575 309 0.065 32.88 0.608 28.573 0.7 2009 3 What took you, TK? After making a few too many rational edits to "Global Warming"img, RobertWDP gets a 1-month blockimg for "adding Euro-Socialist group think to this encyclopedia."img UPDATE: Your talk page is your castleimg unless TK decides otherwise.img
1463 7 23 24.393 0.287 180 0.039 34.809 0.201 309 0.023 32.892 0.213 28.587 0.245 2009 3 Meet Sjay, spin doctorimg for college dropout Sean Hannity and against college-educated Jimmy Wales.
1464 7 17 24.392 0.287 180 0.039 34.809 0.201 309 0.023 32.903 0.213 28.6 0.245 2009 3 ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ wonders if God is popularimg at CP.. Nahhhimg! Well fine, he is.. he's even more popular than homosexuality!img (and we all know how ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ loooves his homosexualityimg).
1465 11 13 24.387 0.451 180 0.061 34.809 0.316 309 0.036 32.915 0.334 28.614 0.384 2009 3 ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ breaks out the thesaurus and takes 14 edits playing with the big words.img
1466 8 18 24.379 0.328 180 0.044 34.809 0.23 309 0.026 32.926 0.243 28.627 0.279 2009 3 Jpatt, in the midst of wikilinking almost every word in his newsbite that is an article title, links toimg an article about the wrong Duluth.img
1467 -21 35 24.374 -0.862 180 -0.117 34.809 -0.603 309 -0.068 32.938 -0.638 28.64 -0.733 2009 3 Professor Dandy Andy employs Conservapedian mathematics while grading Student 8img's homework to prove that 60/70 = 100%. Or are boy answers worth more points than girl answers because girls are bad at math and won't recognize that they're getting shafted in the work = score department?
1468 68 74 24.382 2.789 180 0.378 34.809 1.954 309 0.22 32.949 2.064 28.654 2.373 2009 3 Do not think!img Conform to the Lecture!img Conservative Gradingimg, perhaps?
1469 16 22 24.416 0.655 180 0.089 34.809 0.46 309 0.052 32.96 0.485 28.667 0.558 2009 3 Jpatt tries to link the Chinese year of the Ox with tax avoidance...and failsimg...who would have thought it
1470 56 62 24.415 2.294 180 0.311 34.809 1.609 309 0.181 32.972 1.698 28.681 1.953 2009 3 Jpatt tries to argue about the scienceimg...to say he gets it completely and humiliatingly wrong would be an understatement...
1471 5 9 24.441 0.205 180 0.028 34.809 0.144 309 0.016 32.983 0.152 28.694 0.174 2009 3 SJohnson pokesimg Andy.
1472 40 46 24.43 1.637 180 0.222 34.809 1.149 309 0.129 32.995 1.212 28.708 1.393 2009 3 Horsey DEAD?img I beat it!!!img Update: Hsmom realizesimg that she is now the sole voice of sanity on the Main Page talk page, to which TK says "Too bad!"img "I have sent you a very important message."img Because the natural place to discuss on-wiki issues... is off-wiki.
1473 8 16 24.445 0.327 180 0.044 34.809 0.23 309 0.026 33.006 0.242 28.721 0.279 2009 3 Giving his best to prevent non-sysops from feeling like a part of CP, TK has decreed that only Higher Beings may actually voteimg on Featured Articles. The lower class can postimg on the talk page (where sysops can easily ignore them).
1474 72 82 24.439 2.946 180 0.4 34.809 2.068 309 0.233 33.018 2.181 28.735 2.506 2009 3 Andy doesn't want the US healthcare system to become as 'bad' as the UK'simg....that's right, the one that's ranked 19 places above the US by the WHO!
1475 9 25 24.48 0.368 180 0.05 34.809 0.259 309 0.029 33.029 0.272 28.748 0.313 2009 3 Silly troll, CP doesn't want to hear your opinion,img even though it's a debate! Theimg answerimg "no"img isimg unacceptable.img
1476 19 25 24.48 0.776 180 0.106 34.809 0.546 309 0.061 33.04 0.575 28.762 0.661 2009 3 Irony or futilityimg?
1477 51 55 24.48 2.083 180 0.283 34.809 1.465 309 0.165 33.052 1.543 28.775 1.772 2009 3 Andy: Obama's a dirty liar. He pledged transparency, but keeps his summit shrouded in secrecyimg Anyone could have missed the White House sponsored live blog and streaming video They were only linked from the main page of Whitehouse.gov Update: Hsmom pointsimg this out. (WIGO much?) Andy: Live streaming!? Maybe good enough for a libelous liberal, but I want MOAR!img
1478 13 29 24.502 0.531 180 0.072 34.809 0.373 309 0.042 33.063 0.393 28.789 0.452 2009 3 Pointingimg outimg that Conservapedia lies, misquotes and is utterly clueless about material it posts on its Main Page with your well-cited evidence gets you absolutely nowhereimg. Of course. Plus ça change?
1479 41 45 24.505 1.673 180 0.228 34.809 1.178 309 0.133 33.075 1.24 28.802 1.424 2009 3 Well-documented statistics expert Andy Schlafly questions the statistical knowledgeimg of Richard Lenski.
1480 33 37 24.519 1.346 180 0.183 34.809 0.948 309 0.107 33.086 0.997 28.816 1.145 2009 3 Reason #832 why TK is Andy's favorite: TK: "ShawnJ, your userpage violatesimg the 'You must only say positive things about CP and its sysops' commandment!" ShawnJ: "Dude, overkillimg much?" TK: "You're luckyimg that I didn't ban you! ...on secondimg thought, that gaveimg me an idea..." EXTRA LULZ: TK's comment, before blocking with email disabled, was "If you want to be unblocked, you can ask Andy to do so." In any case, Andy doesn't receive email.
1481 14 16 24.528 0.571 180 0.078 34.809 0.402 309 0.045 33.098 0.423 28.829 0.486 2009 3 Andy: Kathleen Sebelius didn't show up at a health care summit (because she is still doing her job prior to confirmation), therefore Obama's pulling a fast one!img
1482 12 26 24.522 0.489 180 0.067 34.809 0.345 309 0.039 33.109 0.362 28.843 0.416 2009 3 READ ALL ABOUT ITimg: OBAMA PREPARED TO ISSUE EXECUTIVE ORDER TO LIFT BAN ON FEDERAL FUNDING OF STEM CELL RESEARCH. Clearly Conservapedia is so excited about all the lives that could be saved with the new research, they wanted to shout it so loud that Bush could hear it all the way in Crawford! (and cry afterwards).
1483 26 32 24.523 1.06 180 0.144 34.809 0.747 309 0.084 33.12 0.785 28.856 0.901 2009 3 TK: Admitting legal immigrants to the United States somehow constitutesimg levying War against them, or adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. Now if only we could find the people who let TK's forebears through and lock them up for treason...
1485 18 18 24.528 0.734 180 0.1 34.809 0.517 309 0.058 33.143 0.543 28.883 0.623 2009 3 It's Andy Insight Time! We can never proveimg whether God exists or not. (Obviously Andy should read his own blog encyclopedia occasionally.) Also, atheists only exist because God was a dick and didn't reveal himself to them, and "real atheists" won't oppose classroom prayer.
1486 10 12 24.524 0.408 180 0.056 34.809 0.287 309 0.032 33.155 0.302 28.897 0.346 2009 3 Jpatt, waxing lyrical on the "strength's" of "school book curriculum," forgot to turn the grammar checker on.img
1487 9 15 24.515 0.367 180 0.05 34.809 0.259 309 0.029 33.166 0.271 28.91 0.311 2009 3 School textbooks are flawed and distort religion.img By which DeanS obviously means that they don't conform to Conservapedia's exacting standards in these matters.
1488 24 26 24.508 0.979 180 0.133 34.809 0.689 309 0.078 33.178 0.723 28.924 0.83 2009 3 Ed Poor (aka Wikipedia User #188) creates a new articleimg by copypasting a sentence from the organization's completely unbiased mission statement - and manages to get their name wrong on both occurrences.
1489 27 31 24.509 1.102 180 0.15 34.809 0.776 309 0.087 33.189 0.814 28.937 0.933 2009 3 Sorry, Ed, but in the few days between his postimg and your reply,img your new best friend ShawnJ got banhammeredimg by TK for complainingimg about his user page deletion.
1490 20 22 24.514 0.816 180 0.111 34.809 0.575 309 0.065 33.2 0.602 28.951 0.691 2009 3 Following up on his declaration that opposing classroom prayer makes you Anti-Christian, Andy defines "moderate" as "someone who favors abortion and/or supports censorship of Christianity in some ways"img
1491 12 18 24.512 0.49 180 0.067 34.809 0.345 309 0.039 33.212 0.361 28.965 0.414 2009 3 Our Glorious Leader hard at work. Despite being busy writing his lecturesimg, comrade Assfly still finds time to joke with one of his men and complimentimg him on that dissenter he executedimg last week.
1492 29 33 24.508 1.183 180 0.161 34.809 0.833 309 0.094 33.223 0.873 28.978 1.001 2009 3 Senior Sysop and Schlafly's right hand TK: "Oops!img *giggle* I seem to have deleted the Main Page talkpage - againimg - and I don't know how to undelete it! Silly me! But it's not like anybody will miss the talk page history, anyway! Transparency!"
1493 44 44 24.513 1.795 180 0.244 34.809 1.264 309 0.142 33.235 1.324 28.992 1.518 2009 3 FredFerguson firesimg off a logical answer to Andy's taunts. We know how this will end, right. MO': ArthurA has the audacity to present a factimg from a book of facts. How will Andy respond to this incursion? MOAR: Andy has determined that CIA is part of the Government and therefore not a "Trusworthy" source unlike the FBI. He follows that up with something straight out of the quote generatorimg
1494 86 94 24.527 3.506 180 0.478 34.809 2.471 309 0.278 33.246 2.587 29.005 2.965 2009 3 Psst! Andy! Want to know the real reason gun control would have been impossible in feudal timesimg? They didn't have guns.
1495 4 4 24.575 0.163 180 0.022 34.809 0.115 309 0.013 33.258 0.12 29.019 0.138 2009 3 Per Andy, genocide didn't occur until the 20th Centuryimg Oh, really? Of course, Israelites killing every man, woman, and child in the city of Jericho wouldn't count, presumably because they didn't have any notion of "survival of the fittest", only "survival of the divinely favored".
1496 3 3 24.561 0.122 180 0.017 34.809 0.086 309 0.01 33.269 0.09 29.033 0.103 2009 3 Al Gore has the "closed-minded dogmatism of a religious zealot"img. Well, if there's one thing Andy knows... (Note his bolding for emphasis.)
1497 -34 54 24.546 -1.385 180 -0.189 34.809 -0.977 309 -0.11 33.28 -1.022 29.046 -1.171 2009 3 Obama's acting stupidimg when he unbans funding for embryonic stem cell research right after a major breakthrough with the adult ones. Conservapedia probably would have thought this of that stupid man who invented the light bulb right after a major breakthrough in gas lighting technology.
1498 10 20 24.566 0.407 180 0.056 34.809 0.287 309 0.032 33.292 0.3 29.06 0.344 2009 3 JM completely gives in to Ken's willimg and now also moves the Masterpiece under "Ken's Article of the Year" and "Article of However Damn Long I Wish". Update: So who is left to oppose the seemingly unstoppable force that is Ken? Why, the one truly unstoppable force on CP: TK!img
1499 11 17 24.563 0.448 180 0.061 34.809 0.316 309 0.036 33.303 0.33 29.073 0.378 2009 3 Template:Pascal on depravityimg: Quick, who do you think came up with this one?  I'll give you a hint: It's a two-sentence quotation linked from exactly one other article.  If you guessed User #188,img you're right!
1500 20 34 24.558 0.814 180 0.111 34.809 0.575 309 0.065 33.315 0.6 29.087 0.688 2009 3 The corruption of JessicaT beginsimg. Blocks of TK, conservative, Iduan, Ed Poor, and CPalmer expected to follow (some help for you Jess). UPDATE! I found another one! MOAR: We still love you, Jessimg, but could you "un-TK" that post?
1501 78 80 24.564 3.175 180 0.433 34.809 2.241 309 0.252 33.326 2.341 29.101 2.68 2009 3 In-depth news analysis, Schlafly style: A man who dresses in black must be an atheist.img Maybe Andy should double check his sources. UPDATE: This issue is raised; Andy responds, "Liberal denier! Intent does matter!"img Someone should change the newsbite to read, "Wearing all black with anti-Christian intent is characteristic of anti-Christian belief systems." More, More: You dare to point out the hypocrisyimg of the great and powerful OZ Schlafly? Away you go!img
1502 -15 31 24.602 -0.61 180 -0.083 34.809 -0.431 309 -0.049 33.337 -0.45 29.114 -0.515 2009 3 Joaquín is either very clueless, or very cruel, but either way, it's a bit harsh to tell somebody to recreateimg their account, with account creation disabled.
1503 20 24 24.607 0.813 180 0.111 34.809 0.575 309 0.065 33.349 0.6 29.128 0.687 2009 3 The Democrats are trying to attack Rush Limbaugh!img How petty and stupid can you get? (It is, of course, perfectly all right for Mr. Limbaugh to attack Joe Biden by claiming he has an I.Q. of 32%, since when was I.Q. a percentage point, though?)
1504 73 87 24.606 2.967 180 0.406 34.809 2.097 309 0.236 33.36 2.188 29.142 2.505 2009 3 Andrew Schlafly, wearing black?img Say it aint so! He must be one of them dangerous atheists!
1506 43 47 24.649 1.744 180 0.239 34.809 1.235 309 0.139 33.383 1.288 29.169 1.474 2009 3 No matter how hard parodists might try, they will never reach TK's level of creepiness/WTF: "The clock has been started, AndyJM. When you hear the bell, please don't ask for whom it is tolling. It will be tolling for you." The reason for the message: AndyJM didn't mind his own business.img UPDATE! AndyJM jumps! To AndyJM: the communist liberal fascist trolls of RW invite you to join them in destroying all hope for humanity. Bring your own goat. THE END! bannedimg (with several IP range blocks),
1507 59 63 24.664 2.392 180 0.328 34.809 1.695 309 0.191 33.395 1.767 29.183 2.022 2009 3 UN diplomats in New York don't pay parking tickets? Outrageous!img US diplomats in London don't pay parking tickets? La la la la! I can't hear you!img Update: As always, TK wins the argument.img
1508 -17 31 24.691 -0.689 180 -0.094 34.809 -0.488 309 -0.055 33.406 -0.509 29.196 -0.582 2009 3 Because you support A museum constructionimg that brings in jobs, you're a liberal according to Saxplayer.
1509 9 21 24.695 0.364 180 0.05 34.809 0.259 309 0.029 33.417 0.269 29.21 0.308 2009 3 TK: Police union accuses Bill Ayers of murder.img He does not bother to mention that, according to his own source, the accusation rests solely on the word of a confirmed wingnut who is affiliated with these people.
1510 81 83 24.692 3.28 180 0.45 34.809 2.327 309 0.262 33.429 2.423 29.224 2.772 2009 3 Is it doublethink or just plain idiocy? Jessica: "Members of vandal sites will be blocked."img - Jimmy: "But... you're a member there, too, so you should also be blocked!"img (*blocked*img) - Jessica: "Nuh-uh! Only those who vandalize and brag will be blocked."img - John: "So what about the guy who made no edits here and didn't brag there?"img (*blocked*img) - Jessica: "He's a member of a vandal site! Guilty by association, duh!"img
1511 -15 27 24.732 -0.606 180 -0.083 34.809 -0.431 309 -0.049 33.44 -0.449 29.238 -0.513 2009 3 Karajou tries to lighten things up a bit.img
1512 9 15 24.734 0.364 180 0.05 34.809 0.259 309 0.029 33.452 0.269 29.251 0.308 2009 3 Jpatt is veering dangerouslyimg toward word salad territory.
1513 -9 27 24.727 -0.364 180 -0.05 34.809 -0.259 309 -0.029 33.463 -0.269 29.265 -0.308 2009 3 Was thisimg obvious enough? Perhaps not, but with our help, even TK has a slight chance to see the evidenceimg. We'll miss him, another musician down.
1514 81 93 24.729 3.276 180 0.45 34.809 2.327 309 0.262 33.475 2.42 29.279 2.767 2009 3 MikeSalterimg goes out in a blaze of glory. MOAR: He's not just a vandal, he's a traitor!img
1515 14 32 24.775 0.565 180 0.078 34.809 0.402 309 0.045 33.486 0.418 29.292 0.478 2009 3 The WHO reports that the British health care system is better than the U.S.'s? A liberal view, irrelevant and not credible.img The lib-burr-rul New York Times, well known for being unable to tell a news article from a cowpat, digs up dirt on a Democrat? Flash it all over the main page.img
1516 24 36 24.78 0.969 180 0.133 34.809 0.689 309 0.078 33.497 0.716 29.306 0.819 2009 3 TK (who regularly deletesimg his talkpage or has it deleted by request) forbids a user from nominating the user's own talkpage for deletion by reverting the request and then protecting the page. Oh, and then he bansimg the user for requesting this. And then deletes it anywayimg.
1517 67 75 24.788 2.703 180 0.372 34.809 1.925 309 0.217 33.509 1.999 29.32 2.285 2009 3 TK shows that perspective is everything as he grabs LArron's rangeblock summary tableimg to demonstrate how CP only blocked 0.328% of the entire Internet: 10,513,786 IPs on a site with 28,132 users and 607,279 edits.img "Proof of hysterical, deceit-filled caterwauling by vandal sites" indeed.
1518 28 34 24.822 1.128 180 0.156 34.809 0.804 309 0.091 33.52 0.835 29.334 0.955 2009 3 Conservapedia 101: make up the conclusion, then pick and choose the evidenceimg Update: Explicitlyimg approvedimg by senior sysop TK.
1519 21 23 24.828 0.846 180 0.117 34.809 0.603 309 0.068 33.532 0.626 29.347 0.716 2009 3 Joaquín makes a proposalimg. Does he have anyone in mindimg?
1520 31 35 24.827 1.249 180 0.172 34.809 0.891 309 0.1 33.543 0.924 29.361 1.056 2009 3 Following last week's standoff between RW and JessicaT, perhaps realising the hypocrisy of the situation (see WIGO's below) the kitten retracts her claws.img Domou arigatou gozaimasu!
1521 51 51 24.834 2.054 180 0.283 34.809 1.465 309 0.165 33.555 1.52 29.375 1.736 2009 3 FredFerguson departs with a Parthian Shot and a warning for parentsimg. JY23 preserves the best bits in Conservapedia's Museum of Good Senseimg. Fred gets blockedimg for use of an ad hominem argument. (Full text here)
1522 31 39 24.852 1.247 180 0.172 34.809 0.891 309 0.1 33.566 0.924 29.389 1.055 2009 3 Andy - doing his best at "teaching". Bonus lulz for Andy stating that "two" is equal to "several".img
1523 71 71 24.861 2.856 180 0.394 34.809 2.04 309 0.23 33.577 2.115 29.403 2.415 2009 3 Andy, again, makes up some utter bullshit and sells it as "CONSERVATIVE TRIUMPH!"img
1524 35 45 24.892 1.406 180 0.194 34.809 1.005 309 0.113 33.589 1.042 29.416 1.19 2009 3 Andy says 'its a scandal, its an outrage' that a man was arrested for trying to hand Bill Ayers a Bible and a copy of Atlas Shruggedimg. Without mentioning, of course, that the article he uses as a citation says the man fully intended to disrupt Ayers' speech, made a "rude gesture" involving his middle finger, resisted arrest, and had previously caused problems at every one of the 4 speeches by Ayers at the same institution.
1525 20 26 24.906 0.803 180 0.111 34.809 0.575 309 0.065 33.6 0.595 29.43 0.68 2009 3 TK breathlessly reports that Washington DC has higher Aids infection rates than West Africa,img pointing out that black men are most likely to be infected, and that only 3 in 10 use condoms. TK blames the "liberal government," and not the previous administration that worked on the principle of "keep it in your pants."
1526 83 83 24.907 3.332 180 0.461 34.809 2.384 309 0.269 33.612 2.469 29.444 2.819 2009 3 Andy confirms that "no Conservapedia contributors have mental problems!"img
1527 12 22 24.946 0.481 180 0.067 34.809 0.345 309 0.039 33.623 0.357 29.458 0.407 2009 3 TK has obviously been taking Andy's history course. He claims entrepreneurship is a conservative value and blames the current economic downfall on Government "stifling it for dozens of years"img Maybe he should be reminded who has been in charge for 20 of the last 28 years.
1528 46 48 24.944 1.844 180 0.256 34.809 1.321 309 0.149 33.635 1.368 29.472 1.561 2009 3 Sourcing made easy: Ken re-uploads a familiar imageimg and now gives Flickr as a source. Said Flickr photo was uploaded today by a completely new user and just happens to link back to his pet article. Hmmmmmmm...
1529 8 22 24.96 0.321 180 0.044 34.809 0.23 309 0.026 33.646 0.238 29.485 0.271 2009 3 PJR claims that "NIV is not 'liberal'"img - but surely, Philip, you admit that NIV is a disputed (and thus at least more liberal) translationimg since it only has 14 references to Hell, 35 references to the Devil, and watered down "Holy Ghost" to "Holy Spirit", right?
1530 69 79 24.958 2.765 180 0.383 34.809 1.982 309 0.223 33.657 2.05 29.499 2.339 2009 3 How to be a douche, TK-style: 1) User raises concernimg 2) Let them know that you can see their personal info, so they don't try to raise concern againimg 3) Another user questions your moveimg 4) Attack with "LIBERAL," "AD HOMINEM," "DECEIT," "MENTAL ILLNESS," "FRAUD," and anything else you can.img 5) User concedes defeatimg 6) In an act of stupendous self-contradiction, deny that the user could have been mistakenimg and GODSPEEDimg. MOAR: Accuse banned user of deceit for refusing to acknowledg
1531 28 36 24.994 1.12 180 0.156 34.809 0.804 309 0.091 33.669 0.832 29.513 0.949 2009 3 Conservative consistency on the News page. TK complainsimg that a low rate of condom use is contributing to an AIDS "epidemic" in D.C. Six items above, Dean reinterprets the Pope's statement that condoms are "not the answer" to mean that "Condoms 'Increase' AIDS Epidemic in Africa"img.
1532 55 63 25.001 2.2 180 0.306 34.809 1.58 309 0.178 33.68 1.633 29.527 1.863 2009 3 Oh, sweet merciful crap -- Ken Conservapedia has launchedimg a YouTube channel. UPDATE: Apparently, comments are now moderated. Surprise, surprise.
1533 25 33 25.027 0.999 180 0.139 34.809 0.718 309 0.081 33.692 0.742 29.541 0.846 2009 3 Our obsessionimg withimg homosexualityimg? You mean librul homosexual obsessionimg? Sure, Foxtrot. You don't have any obsession with homosexuality at all.img Nope, notimg atimg allimg
1534 29 35 25.032 1.159 180 0.161 34.809 0.833 309 0.094 33.703 0.86 29.555 0.981 2009 3 CP's quest to erase any feeling of a community goes on: First, Ed declaredimg that not everybody is an "editor", but rather a "contributor", and now Andy points out that even "contributor" is a title to be earnedimg - all to defend his "Zero Mental Illnesses Among CP Contributors!" claim.
1535 12 32 25.039 0.479 180 0.067 34.809 0.345 309 0.039 33.715 0.356 29.568 0.406 2009 3 According to Andy,img the words "Good Samaritan" were not available to the translators of the King James Bible, not even when they wrote about the... er... good Samaritan? But at least now we know why the KJV didn't mention the War On Terror or the American Dream.
1537 15 41 25.044 0.599 180 0.083 34.809 0.431 309 0.049 33.737 0.445 29.596 0.507 2009 3 ENorman leaves Conservapedia with a parthian shotimg, a threat regarding a high-level sock, and a friendly offer to some of Conservapedia's more moderate users.
1538 8 16 25.054 0.319 180 0.044 34.809 0.23 309 0.026 33.749 0.237 29.61 0.27 2009 3 Our favorite xenophobe's latest newsbite: Nancy Pelosi expresses an opinion about immigrants. This makes her guilty of disagreeing with him "endless liberal ignorance."img
1539 16 24 25.048 0.639 180 0.089 34.809 0.46 309 0.052 33.76 0.474 29.624 0.54 2009 3 Andy's newest historical insight: Galileo's house arrest was like the internment of Japanese Americans during the Second World Warimg.
1540 35 37 25.048 1.397 180 0.194 34.809 1.005 309 0.113 33.772 1.036 29.638 1.181 2009 3 Irony Meter ASPLODE! Andy explainsimg the "mental problems" statement. Quoth the Assfly himself: "...Public school students have high percentages of mental problems. I doubt that's a coincidence, given what they are taught and told to repeat. Free yourself from that here..." DIPSHIT.
1541 4 20 25.056 0.16 180 0.022 34.809 0.115 309 0.013 33.783 0.118 29.652 0.135 2009 3 The right-wingers are getting their knickers in a twist at the prospect of reinstituting the draft.img Why? Because the inductees would be sent to help people rather than blow them up.
1542 15 25 25.052 0.599 180 0.083 34.809 0.431 309 0.049 33.794 0.444 29.666 0.506 2009 3 "How different their example is from the Internet Trolls and vandals (they mentioned us on the telly!) most of us must interact with daily, who claim to be rational, yet seek to deny those who disagree with them (come talk to us here, idiots! We won't let cuR anyone block you!) the right to their own voice." Real subtle, TK;img one would never guess to whom you are referring.
1543 52 52 25.052 2.076 180 0.289 34.809 1.494 309 0.168 33.806 1.538 29.68 1.752 2009 3 Jpatt pens a new masterpieceimg, because, after all, whatever opinion you write is true as long as you quote the Bible.
1546 3 21 25.07 0.12 180 0.017 34.809 0.086 309 0.01 33.84 0.089 29.721 0.101 2009 3 Foxtrot warns of T3H Eebil Librul Deseats!img Bonus points for his assertation that "echo chambers" actually ARE a bad thing.
1547 25 31 25.067 0.997 180 0.139 34.809 0.718 309 0.081 33.852 0.739 29.735 0.841 2009 3 A bombardment of questions leaves ASchlafly with little choice but to curl up into a ballimg and roll away. EXTRA LULZ: The questioner (whom Andy told to "Contribute more, and more substantively") had already been bannedimg.
1548 39 39 25.071 1.556 180 0.217 34.809 1.12 309 0.126 33.863 1.152 29.749 1.311 2009 3 Mild jokes at a sysop's expense?img We can'timg have that!imgUPDATE JY23 moves with the times and breaks off all ties.img
1549 29 37 25.081 1.156 180 0.161 34.809 0.833 309 0.094 33.874 0.856 29.763 0.974 2009 3 Ed Poor gets creepier and creepier.img
1550 -19 25 25.089 -0.757 180 -0.106 34.809 -0.546 309 -0.061 33.886 -0.561 29.777 -0.638 2009 3 While Fred Phelps says, "Thank God for IEDs," Jpatt says, There are no IEDs.img (Or any instability in Iraq, for that matter.)
1551 19 49 25.089 0.757 180 0.106 34.809 0.546 309 0.061 33.897 0.561 29.791 0.638 2009 3 ...or just email me your phone number if you are.img
1552 17 17 25.105 0.677 180 0.094 34.809 0.488 309 0.055 33.909 0.501 29.805 0.57 2009 3 Apparently, steering away from incredible liberal sources and keeping it family-friendly doesn't apply when you're Ed Poor being creepy.img
1553 105 105 25.099 4.183 180 0.583 34.809 3.016 309 0.34 33.92 3.096 29.819 3.521 2009 3 PJR throwsimg in the towel and decides to make a much-anticipated PJR Wiki. Will Andy beg him to stay, or wave goodbye to another librull?
1554 55 55 25.152 2.187 180 0.306 34.809 1.58 309 0.178 33.932 1.621 29.833 1.844 2009 3 Schlafly Skimming at its best: The Telegraph laughs at Conservapedia for "hav[ing] no time for reality's liberal bias." Andy, in his infinite illiteracy, brags about being in the news.img UPDATE: "Conservative" and "UK" don't belong in the same sentence.img
1555 10 10 25.172 0.397 180 0.056 34.809 0.287 309 0.032 33.943 0.295 29.847 0.335 2009 3 Andy quotes from this completely unbiased 'source'img written by someone called 'Schlafly', even if he can't even spell the title properly
1556 12 20 25.162 0.477 180 0.067 34.809 0.345 309 0.039 33.954 0.353 29.861 0.402 2009 3 Ed "Math Teacher" Poor: "Obama was born in August 1961, now it's March 2009, so Obama is 48."img - Andy "Obama lies about everything" Schlafly: "You're wrong, Obama is 47... according to his published birthday,img at least..."
1557 12 14 25.159 0.477 180 0.067 34.809 0.345 309 0.039 33.966 0.353 29.875 0.402 2009 3 Corrupted by Hollywood Valuesimg: Ayn Rand?img
1558 57 59 25.151 2.266 180 0.317 34.809 1.638 309 0.184 33.977 1.678 29.889 1.907 2009 3 Andy admits he likes theimg British National Party, except where they're too liberal. This is what happens when you think education comes from pontificating before doing the requisite reading, even at your own blog.
1559 10 16 25.174 0.397 180 0.056 34.809 0.287 309 0.032 33.989 0.294 29.903 0.334 2009 3 Better late than never. Or maybe... not: December 28: A user asksimg for help/clarification. February 13: TK bansimg the user. March 21: TK is happy to help!img
1560 -21 55 25.168 -0.834 180 -0.117 34.809 -0.603 309 -0.068 34 -0.618 29.917 -0.702 2009 3 Joaquín Martínez: Somehow thisimg constitutes a "masterpiece." Conservapedia's standards must be slipping...
1561 53 57 25.187 2.104 180 0.294 34.809 1.523 309 0.172 34.012 1.558 29.931 1.771 2009 3 BREAKING NEWS: hELL. Freezes. Over!img UPDATE Thaws, then re-freezes!img
1562 11 15 25.208 0.436 180 0.061 34.809 0.316 309 0.036 34.023 0.323 29.945 0.367 2009 3 TK: "Jefferson wrote that bit about the separation between Church and State only once, for crying out loud! That doesn't mean anything!img The man likely didn't even mean it!"
1563 15 35 25.202 0.595 180 0.083 34.809 0.431 309 0.049 34.034 0.441 29.959 0.501 2009 3 Eugh! Science!img
1564 26 30 25.208 1.031 180 0.144 34.809 0.747 309 0.084 34.046 0.764 29.973 0.867 2009 3 Andy's logic: If I do somethingimg, that means it's spreading like wildfire!img
1565 31 35 25.211 1.23 180 0.172 34.809 0.891 309 0.1 34.057 0.91 29.987 1.034 2009 3 Andy revisits his childhood.img 0 in mental problems, indeed.
1566 30 32 25.218 1.19 180 0.167 34.809 0.862 309 0.097 34.069 0.881 30.002 1 2009 3 Andy "The Dude" Schlafly to JoshuaZ: "You had potential, but atheism made you dumb."img
1567 37 39 25.222 1.467 180 0.206 34.809 1.063 309 0.12 34.08 1.086 30.016 1.233 2009 3 Youtube creationism nutter Venomfangx signsimg up for CP... and lasts 4 minutesimg.
1568 16 40 25.231 0.634 180 0.089 34.809 0.46 309 0.052 34.092 0.469 30.03 0.533 2009 3 CP: We don't like none of them WORDS things in our arguments!img If you have a point, quote verse; if you have something to hide, be technical! UPDATE: User blocked (TK IP insanity, apparently not because of this), and page burned.
1570 15 15 25.241 0.594 180 0.083 34.809 0.431 309 0.049 34.114 0.44 30.058 0.499 2009 3 Andy turns Best New Conservative Wordsimg into a century by century footraceimg.
1571 23 31 25.234 0.911 180 0.128 34.809 0.661 309 0.074 34.126 0.674 30.072 0.765 2009 3 Lord Voldemort works in concert with CP to catch vandals.img
1572 32 34 25.238 1.268 180 0.178 34.809 0.919 309 0.104 34.137 0.937 30.086 1.064 2009 3 The racist vibes are true in this one.img UPDATE For you the war is over, Yankee dog!img
1573 26 30 25.244 1.03 180 0.144 34.809 0.747 309 0.084 34.149 0.761 30.1 0.864 2009 3 Ed "Permaban for saying 'Your opinion sucks!' in jest" Poor catches somebody who said "to revert that moron's edits" and lays down the law: "May I edit your comment, Terry?"img UPDATE Ok, I won't call that moron a moron, if you don't like itimg
1574 28 30 25.247 1.109 180 0.156 34.809 0.804 309 0.091 34.16 0.82 30.114 0.93 2009 3 Andy asks the hard-hitting questions...The Head of Special Olympics accepts Obama's apology, but did Obama apologize?img No.img The liberal bias of reality is alive and kicking. UPDATE: woo, Pepperlynn really understood Andy want concise answersimg. Moar: Pepperlynn also understood that it's better to leave on your own termsimg instead of waiting for the Goon Squad to kick in your door. Takes all the fun out of being a goon, doesn't it, JY23img?
1575 8 16 25.25 0.317 180 0.044 34.809 0.23 309 0.026 34.172 0.234 30.128 0.266 2009 3 In life, you win some and you lose some, but it's always nice to know that Ed Poor can see the good side of everything.img
1576 3 11 25.244 0.119 180 0.017 34.809 0.086 309 0.01 34.183 0.088 30.143 0.1 2009 3 All in favor of kicking JM out of the Featured Article Committee for repeatedly moving the Featured Article under Ken's Article Of Eternity and the Masterpiece?img Update(?): Knowing that Philip is gone and JM is working for him, Ken once again testsimg just how much he can get away with by also moving the Article Of The Year to the top.
1577 58 60 25.235 2.298 180 0.322 34.809 1.666 309 0.188 34.194 1.696 30.157 1.923 2009 3 Andyimg thinksimg the Associated Press use Conservapedia to do their factchecking. However,img a careful reader might have inferred it from where it is clearly stated in the original article, which was posted at least four hours before Andy's claim. "Cody? Cody?"img.
1578 26 40 25.257 1.029 180 0.144 34.809 0.747 309 0.084 34.206 0.76 30.171 0.862 2009 3 Pepperlynn packs it in, with a succinct parthian shot
1579 0 18 25.267 0 180 0 34.809 0 309 0 34.217 0 30.185 0 2009 3 Funny, you'd think that 'ol assfly wouldn't criticize his fellow idiots...[1]img
1580 32 40 25.262 1.267 180 0.178 34.809 0.919 309 0.104 34.229 0.935 30.199 1.06 2009 3 Projection 101: TK lets loose:img "Conservatives intrinsically reject Ad hominem," but liberals and atheists are moral relativists, Richard Dawkins is immoral and deceitful, and if you don't agree with TK, you're a deceitful person. All in the same short post, folks!
1581 7 21 25.272 0.277 180 0.039 34.809 0.201 309 0.023 34.24 0.204 30.213 0.232 2009 3 According to TKimg, who manages to come up with two different spellings of Fannie Mae, both wrong, the fact Barney Frank's ex-lover ran a call boy service makes him ineligible to comment on the Supreme Court. (Oh, and Frank is about to turn (hee-hee-hee) 69. We get the joke, TK.)
1582 31 39 25.269 1.227 180 0.172 34.809 0.891 309 0.1 34.251 0.905 30.227 1.026 2009 3 TK points out that "Many are thinking it is high time to remove the special rights the media is granted in the Constitution, because they have long ago forsworn their duty to the public."img Like maybe, oh, I don't know... a Fairnessimg Doctrineimg? MOAR: Lets just edit that silly old Constitution, huh?img Its only four little words.
1583 9 21 25.278 0.356 180 0.05 34.809 0.259 309 0.029 34.263 0.263 30.242 0.298 2009 3 TK shines again:img "Good Christians are suddenly labeled 'right-wing' by the media! How dare they brand people like that? I mean, all they did was standing up against anti-Catholic leftists!"
1584 23 25 25.275 0.91 180 0.128 34.809 0.661 309 0.074 34.274 0.671 30.256 0.76 2009 3 Andy somehow manages to dip a little further, claiming the English language is growing more conservative and so is the United States. Why is Obama president you ask? "Simple, actually I've made up another new term for it- it's smoke and mirrors! Aren't I great?!"img UPDATE:It just gets better: My list of less than 100 "words" most of which are actually phrases is undeniable proof that English is growing more conservative.img
1585 10 12 25.275 0.396 180 0.056 34.809 0.287 309 0.032 34.286 0.292 30.27 0.33 2009 3 Ed Poor, scientist: "Anyway, science is not about authority or polls: it's the search for cause and effect. A theory makes predictions. If the predictions don't come true, a true scientists (sic) junks the theory and starts over."img Funny, that's not the Conservapedia way.img
1586 3 11 25.266 0.119 180 0.017 34.809 0.086 309 0.01 34.297 0.087 30.284 0.099 2009 3 Andy the Linguist votes in "assimilate," out "me-too."img But Andy, that word is from the 16th century, and "desired" may be pushing it. Twofer, "smoke and mirrors" is now a conservative word. Maybe?img
1587 4 12 25.257 0.158 180 0.022 34.809 0.115 309 0.013 34.309 0.117 30.298 0.132 2009 3 TK: Don't add things from Media Matters for America, since they're biased.img Before adding negative comments, back them up! Glenn's own words, TK.
1588 70 76 25.249 2.772 180 0.389 34.809 2.011 309 0.227 34.32 2.04 30.313 2.309 2009 3 PJR starts his own wiki in response to all the crap he's received at CP. Is this the beginning of a long and beautiful fiendship?
1589 24 34 25.282 0.949 180 0.133 34.809 0.689 309 0.078 34.331 0.699 30.327 0.791 2009 3 Monet can only be fully appreciated printed out on a laser printer from a (37kb!!) JPEGimg rather than on the wall in art museums.
1590 11 23 25.287 0.435 180 0.061 34.809 0.316 309 0.036 34.343 0.32 30.341 0.363 2009 3 Bad Jessica! You don't fuck withimg ♥ K e n D o l l ♥'s SMEAR OF THE FOREVER!
1593 16 26 25.286 0.633 180 0.089 34.809 0.46 309 0.052 34.377 0.465 30.384 0.527 2009 3 ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ and aSK: Q: Are you conservative at aSK? A: No! Q: Are you Ruylopez? A: I plead a grammatically awkward Fifth! UPDATE: Burnt.img Ken sucks. MOAR: Screen cap of what Ken burned. MOAR! well, someone was bound to do it...img
1594 11 15 25.286 0.435 180 0.061 34.809 0.316 309 0.036 34.389 0.32 30.398 0.362 2009 3 CP takes issue with WP's "entry on 'Gun Politics in the United States' that falsely claims that 'Gun politics as a political issue dates to the earliest days of the United States.'img To be fair, the 2nd Amendment is pretty far down to read.
1595 13 19 25.28 0.514 180 0.072 34.809 0.373 309 0.042 34.4 0.378 30.412 0.427 2009 3 China is part of Europeimg, according to DeanS. Did they move, or did Belgium launch a leveraged buyout? UPDATE Hello, Dean!img
1596 7 9 25.275 0.277 180 0.039 34.809 0.201 309 0.023 34.411 0.203 30.427 0.23 2009 3 Please Sirimg, may I have some more... block rights, so I too can torment the few editors we have left.
1597 15 17 25.265 0.594 180 0.083 34.809 0.431 309 0.049 34.423 0.436 30.441 0.493 2009 3 Ed: "We follow the Principle of Least Surpriseimg here... and no surprise! here's the articleimg".
1598 21 27 25.26 0.831 180 0.117 34.809 0.603 309 0.068 34.434 0.61 30.455 0.69 2009 3 Ed: Mental health problems are a matter of choiceimg. Now pull your socks up and stop acting so depressed!
1599 21 29 25.261 0.831 180 0.117 34.809 0.603 309 0.068 34.446 0.61 30.469 0.689 2009 3 People "must be ready to defy the President when they disagree with his policies."img Irony meters overload. UPDATE:Find the word "defy" that isn't a headline nor a commentary on CP's link. For ref. the complete text of Jindal's speech
1600 -22 40 25.263 -0.871 180 -0.122 34.809 -0.632 309 -0.071 34.457 -0.638 30.484 -0.722 2009 3 Probablyimg, Andy. Because you don't know how many students are actually in your class, nor do you remember where you stopped your lecture. And you are the teacher.
1601 90 94 25.273 3.561 180 0.5 34.809 2.586 309 0.291 34.469 2.611 30.498 2.951 2009 3 PJR tells all! (Linked from here.)
1602 29 29 25.317 1.145 180 0.161 34.809 0.833 309 0.094 34.48 0.841 30.512 0.95 2009 3 Another validimg query with a misinformed responseimg, followed by a blockimg.
1604 33 53 25.319 1.303 180 0.183 34.809 0.948 309 0.107 34.503 0.956 30.541 1.081 2009 3 Another editor flees the toxic dump CP has become, leaving a a final note. This site is failing rapidly!
1605 14 32 25.337 0.553 180 0.078 34.809 0.402 309 0.045 34.514 0.406 30.555 0.458 2009 3 Irony meters all over the world detect the powerful blastimg that occurred at Conservapedia.
1607 8 18 25.341 0.316 180 0.044 34.809 0.23 309 0.026 34.537 0.232 30.584 0.262 2009 3 "Conservapedia has more fans of its evolution article among YouTube video producers!" It certainly does.
1608 71 75 25.337 2.802 180 0.394 34.809 2.04 309 0.23 34.549 2.055 30.598 2.32 2009 3 Classic deranged Schlafly: Andy versus a good natured user, who is on the same side and agrees with Andyimg. How dare he make a friendly suggestion to add a link to a charity and not mention LIBRULS?! Contribute more! Liberal deceit! We won't have charities around here! Defeating liberals is more important than supporting charities! *BANNED!*img
1609 7 17 25.369 0.276 180 0.039 34.809 0.201 309 0.023 34.56 0.203 30.613 0.229 2009 3 TK proves the media is deceitful, by arguing that CNN, Time Magazine and the Los Angeles Timesimg report the story. Where's the deceit? Apparently, the organization providing the figures is labeled "advancing women's reproductive rights." Bad media! Bad!
1610 -78 98 25.363 -3.075 180 -0.433 34.809 -2.241 309 -0.252 34.571 -2.256 30.627 -2.547 2009 3 Yet another userimg quits Coservapedia. Will more follow? Will more RW users lern how to spel "Conservapedia" at least?
1611 17 21 25.41 0.669 180 0.094 34.809 0.488 309 0.055 34.583 0.492 30.641 0.555 2009 3 Dandy Andy tries for his own Edgar Award by clarifying pre-Christ Romans did not know absolute truthimg, not truth truth; and when did "regret" become so selfish?img
1612 30 34 25.407 1.181 180 0.167 34.809 0.862 309 0.097 34.594 0.867 30.656 0.979 2009 3 Andy tosses down the gauntletimg to the dum librulz ... safe in the knowledge that they - and often their entire neighbourhoods - are permabanned from CP anyway.
1613 76 80 25.413 2.991 180 0.422 34.809 2.183 309 0.246 34.606 2.196 30.67 2.478 2009 3 Namby-pamby 'energy saving' is for FAGS!img Efficiency is an anti-American UN plot!img. Pffft, Earth Hour is just an excuse for liberals to be lazyimg.
1614 25 31 25.448 0.982 180 0.139 34.809 0.718 309 0.081 34.617 0.722 30.685 0.815 2009 3 ThomasW expresses his amazementimg that anyone thinks TK is for real. Andy disagreesimg with the suggestion that he cannot tell people's motives with his claimed 95% accuracy. Thomas says the B wordimg and gets bannedimg, of course.
1615 30 34 25.451 1.179 180 0.167 34.809 0.862 309 0.097 34.629 0.866 30.699 0.977 2009 3 Discussing pro-abstinence, conservative VP candidate's unwed daughter's actual pregnancyimg = gossipimg.Discussing an unseen video of liberal VP's daughter allegedly using cocaine = Front Page Newsimg
1616 19 23 25.457 0.746 180 0.106 34.809 0.546 309 0.061 34.64 0.548 30.713 0.619 2009 3 Andy identifies the problem of "high word:substance ratio"img... CP-speak: the only language in the world whose vocabulary gets smaller every year. Soon there will be only simple dichotomies and Big Brother's Andy's new Conservative words left.
1617 31 39 25.455 1.218 180 0.172 34.809 0.891 309 0.1 34.651 0.895 30.728 1.009 2009 3 Another educational and high quality entry!img
1618 50 50 25.464 1.964 180 0.278 34.809 1.436 309 0.162 34.663 1.442 30.742 1.626 2009 3 WesleyS runs for the hills.img Andy's circle grows smaller by the day.
1619 -46 58 25.48 -1.805 180 -0.256 34.809 -1.321 309 -0.149 34.674 -1.327 30.757 -1.496 2009 3 Hello new user!img Goodbye!img
1620 39 45 25.5 1.529 180 0.217 34.809 1.12 309 0.126 34.686 1.124 30.771 1.267 2009 3 The quality of feedback from "Amateur-fessor" Andy: "Great score, 33 out of 37!img But don't be optimistic, I grade the weaker students' papers first!" "Wait, no, 32.img You had another mistake I didn't catch!" "Someone's scored higher than you!"img "Nope, 31!img Found another mistake you made." GOAT: How does he get 37 points, when the exam is 35 questions, with 9 honors questions and an extra credit question? Update the results are back and the winner got 42 out of 37.
1621 35 35 25.513 1.372 180 0.194 34.809 1.005 309 0.113 34.697 1.009 30.785 1.137 2009 3 The Schlafly way: "Ah thanks for your service, Lib'rul. Funny though, you must have decided to leaveimg because my awesome midterm shows how awesome and superior conservative learning is."img
1622 27 41 25.519 1.058 180 0.15 34.809 0.776 309 0.087 34.708 0.778 30.8 0.877 2009 3 Congratulations to homeschool instructor Andy Schlafly, whose managed to have two thirds of his class score a D or Fimg (i.e. 30 or less correct out of 44) on his Bible Study World History Midtermimg exam. Money well spent, parents.
1623 25 29 25.529 0.979 180 0.139 34.809 0.718 309 0.081 34.72 0.72 30.814 0.811 2009 3 Welcome to Bizarro-CP: Andy: "George W. Bush shouldn't be called a conservative."img - Ed Poor: "Liberals don't deserve all the blame for something."img
1624 -74 82 25.531 -2.898 180 -0.411 34.809 -2.126 309 -0.239 34.731 -2.131 30.829 -2.4 2009 3 Acionyx jubatusimg my kitten drowning ass!. We don't need this Creationist crap here!img
1625 8 22 25.567 0.313 180 0.044 34.809 0.23 309 0.026 34.743 0.23 30.843 0.259 2009 3 Ed Poor knows someone who knows the "leader of the Washington Times!"img (Which makes sense, as the Times is owned by the Reverend Moon.)
1626 10 26 25.565 0.391 180 0.056 34.809 0.287 309 0.032 34.754 0.288 30.858 0.324 2009 3 Just when you think that the bottle's empty there's always one more drop at the bottomimg.
1627 23 29 25.565 0.9 180 0.128 34.809 0.661 309 0.074 34.766 0.662 30.872 0.745 2009 3 How could a collection of good, Christian nations fight each other during the Second First World War, asks ProfessorimgTeacher Andy? Evolutionists and that gosh-darned survival of the fittestimg, that's why!
1628 21 25 25.567 0.821 180 0.117 34.809 0.603 309 0.068 34.777 0.604 30.887 0.68 2009 3 Jpatt: Conservapedia's parodists are obviously being bankrolled by, you guessed it, Barack ("Hussein") Obama.img
1629 11 21 25.567 0.43 180 0.061 34.809 0.316 309 0.036 34.788 0.316 30.901 0.356 2009 3 It is anti-Americanimg for the government to keep newspapers afloat. But it is, of course, perfectly all right for the government to keep churches afloat.img
1630 17 29 25.564 0.665 180 0.094 34.809 0.488 309 0.055 34.8 0.489 30.916 0.55 2009 3 Ken deletesimg, then renewsimg the cheetah article (probably to mess up our links), complete with parody content and an inane edit comment! GENTLEMEN! MOAR: TK restores the rest of the edits.
1631 12 16 25.566 0.469 180 0.067 34.809 0.345 309 0.039 34.811 0.345 30.93 0.388 2009 3 Go tell it on the mountain, that Andy has some Good News for us: Handguns are on the riseimg (in one small town in Minnesota, anyway).
1632 37 39 25.56 1.448 180 0.206 34.809 1.063 309 0.12 34.823 1.063 30.945 1.196 2009 3 Our man in the moon: Only Andy can falsify the unfalsifiable!img BREAKING NEWS: An extremely rare occurrence: Andy concedes a pointimg, albeit a "semantic" one. For extra fun, read the entire pageimg where this issue has been brought up two years ago by various users... including Roger Schlafly!
1633 13 13 25.568 0.508 180 0.072 34.809 0.373 309 0.042 34.834 0.373 30.959 0.42 2009 3 Karajou is in a panic because Barney Frank wants the government to regulate your salary!img Karajou didn't read his own link where it says the bill applies to companies that "have received a capital investment from the U.S. government", or, in other words, companies where the government has invested bailout money.
1634 20 20 25.56 0.782 180 0.111 34.809 0.575 309 0.065 34.846 0.574 30.974 0.646 2009 3 Jpatt's Obama-boner becomes even harder: "Muslim agenda of the Obama administration"img - Step One of The Muslim Agenda: Obama used his full name!
1635 14 18 25.557 0.548 180 0.078 34.809 0.402 309 0.045 34.857 0.402 30.988 0.452 2009 3 Karajou breaks an irony meter: Duh, them universities are dumb; they don't even know how to use these here electronic computers.img UPDATE: Karajou retracts his earlier statement. They did it on purpose instead.img
1636 10 16 25.552 0.391 180 0.056 34.809 0.287 309 0.032 34.868 0.287 31.003 0.323 2009 3 NEW WORD!!!!img
1637 23 27 25.546 0.9 180 0.128 34.809 0.661 309 0.074 34.88 0.659 31.017 0.742 2009 3 Homeskollers never cheat! I mean, they could, since the answers are posted on a talk page where everybody goes, but why should they? They aren't evil LIEBRULES!img
1638 4 16 25.547 0.157 180 0.022 34.809 0.115 309 0.013 34.891 0.115 31.032 0.129 2009 3 Ken, a good chess player never plays against himself, especially when the user is blockedimg. Did you take that as a resignation from the liberal opponent?
1639 -52 60 25.541 -2.036 180 -0.289 34.809 -1.494 309 -0.168 34.903 -1.49 31.046 -1.675 2009 3 CUR leaves a lame Parthian shot.img Really lame.img World+dog doesn't care.
1640 10 18 25.563 0.391 180 0.056 34.809 0.287 309 0.032 34.914 0.286 31.061 0.322 2009 3 Really?....That'simg the only thing you think could be improved?
1641 12 16 25.558 0.47 180 0.067 34.809 0.345 309 0.039 34.926 0.344 31.076 0.386 2009 3 TK once again proves Poe's Law with this gem: "Something that is a truism (Obama's terrorist sympathies) shouldn't have to have evidence."img
1642 -11 35 25.552 -0.43 180 -0.061 34.809 -0.316 309 -0.036 34.937 -0.315 31.09 -0.354 2009 3 Gentlemen, I'll let you in on a secret... My plan all along is for CP's evolution article to be in the top ten of a Google search!img Ole! Ole! Oh who gives a shit?
1643 21 31 25.558 0.822 180 0.117 34.809 0.603 309 0.068 34.948 0.601 31.105 0.675 2009 3 Andy seems a little confused... No more of thatimg pro-lifeimg crapimg around here! Blocked!img
1644 16 20 25.561 0.626 180 0.089 34.809 0.46 309 0.052 34.96 0.458 31.119 0.514 2009 3 Joaquín Martínez posts a news item from, of all sources, Al Jazeera.img
1645 25 33 25.558 0.978 180 0.139 34.809 0.718 309 0.081 34.971 0.715 31.134 0.803 2009 3 Ed Poor gives us a largely incomprehensible "thought of the day"img. It's something to do with Black Beauty I think...
1646 41 45 25.563 1.604 180 0.228 34.809 1.178 309 0.133 34.983 1.172 31.149 1.316 2009 3 More unhinged antics from lulzmaster Ken.img ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ believes that Richard Dawkins has shown up on CP, calls his argument about the Boteach/Dawkins slight "Vandalism," then wants to know why the person he believes is Dawkins won't debate Boteach, because "Conservapedians would truly love to see Rabbi Boteach pummel you a second time in a public debate!" Calm down, ♥ K e n D o l l ♥,
1647 25 29 25.575 0.978 180 0.139 34.809 0.718 309 0.081 34.994 0.714 31.163 0.802 2009 3 What?! America interferedimg in Chile's politics? Ed can't have that!
1648 13 19 25.577 0.508 180 0.072 34.809 0.373 309 0.042 35.006 0.371 31.178 0.417 2009 3 CP logic condensed into one sentence: "The individual examples are powerful and just as compelling as more-difficult-to-find statistics."img Yeah, Andy! You forget those hard-to-find "facts!"
1649 21 25 25.573 0.821 180 0.117 34.809 0.603 309 0.068 35.017 0.6 31.192 0.673 2009 3 My new favorite euphemism for sex, courtesy of CP: "addiction to unchastity."img
1650 13 17 25.572 0.508 180 0.072 34.809 0.373 309 0.042 35.028 0.371 31.207 0.417 2009 3 A user who would google the phrase "unintended consequences" on the internet machine would CLEARLY be looking for this articleimg.
1651 10 12 25.567 0.391 180 0.056 34.809 0.287 309 0.032 35.04 0.285 31.222 0.32 2009 3 Ed creates a fine new articleimg...copied entirely from here. But he linked it at the bottom, so that's okay, right? Right?
1652 8 12 25.559 0.313 180 0.044 34.809 0.23 309 0.026 35.051 0.228 31.236 0.256 2009 3 Ed helpfully removes some gossipimg from the news column. The deletion of most of the news items there is expected to follow.
1653 9 11 25.55 0.352 180 0.05 34.809 0.259 309 0.029 35.063 0.257 31.251 0.288 2009 3 You can't see it, but it's everywhere. It's as deadly as a lion and as stealthy as a snake. It promises to wreak untold, ghastly destruction. It's ... SOCIALIZED MEDICINE!img (Now where have we heard this before?)
1654 58 58 25.541 2.271 180 0.322 34.809 1.666 309 0.188 35.074 1.654 31.266 1.855 2009 3 ♗ x ♛ !img Andy refuses to give in....
1655 23 27 25.561 0.9 180 0.128 34.809 0.661 309 0.074 35.086 0.656 31.28 0.735 2009 3 Ed continues creating one-sentence stubs of whatever pops into his head. Does this oneimg contain a message from Ed's own subconscious mind?
1656 23 23 25.562 0.9 180 0.128 34.809 0.661 309 0.074 35.097 0.655 31.295 0.735 2009 3 Same-sex marriage coming to Iowaimg is down to the Iowa Supreme Court overruling the will of the people. For some reason unknown to the rest of us, this makes the whole state lib-burr-ull.img
1657 18 20 25.561 0.704 180 0.1 34.809 0.517 309 0.058 35.108 0.513 31.31 0.575 2009 3 Ed reflectsimg on his boot-licking of Andy and TK. Now he understands why he didn't regain adminship at WP.
1658 92 96 25.557 3.6 180 0.511 34.809 2.643 309 0.298 35.12 2.62 31.324 2.937 2009 3 New user: You have a couple of errors in your lecture. Can I help?img Andy: If you think you're so smart, I dare you to take my exam! We don't like know-it-alls here, and I know you're wrong!img New user: I would do your exam if I thought you could give a good exam.img 'Nother user: You're wrong, Andy.img Andy: "I'd too see if either you could even score 50% on the World History Midterm Exam. Looks like both you won't dare display your real knowledge."img New user: Here you go. And here's some f
1659 19 31 25.601 0.742 180 0.106 34.809 0.546 309 0.061 35.131 0.541 31.339 0.606 2009 3 Gentlemen, I bring you an early glimpse!img I can't wait to see which article will get this... KENDATE: More info!img "Evolutionist ladies and gentlemen at a rather liberal website, Operation Hasenpfeffer will be sprung at time of my choosing. It will soon be time to flush that atheist/evolutionist rabbit out of his hole or have him shamefully burrow himself in deeper." Too many Bugs Bunny cartoons, ♥ K e n D o l l ♥?
1660 11 23 25.604 0.43 180 0.061 34.809 0.316 309 0.036 35.143 0.313 31.354 0.351 2009 3 President Barack Obama spends all Sunday at the gym rather than Church! Unsourced, but he's so damn chiselled, it's probably true!img
1661 3 25 25.603 0.117 180 0.017 34.809 0.086 309 0.01 35.154 0.085 31.368 0.096 2009 3 TK continues being a Poe (and Andy refuses to acknowledge): Only those outside the US believe liberals are good people. Americans know liberals are evil!img Completely unrelated: TK, please learn not to separate the subject from the predicate with a comma!
1662 16 24 25.602 0.625 180 0.089 34.809 0.46 309 0.052 35.165 0.455 31.383 0.51 2009 3 Andy gets so excited over a headline mentioning Obama, ACORN, and the census all together that he slaps it on the mainpage raw.img Never mind that according to his cited source, all ACORN will do is encourage people to mail in their census forms so that the Census Bureau will not have to pay house calls... Extra: User: Actually, ACORN had employees that committed voter registration fraud, not election fraud.img TK:You are wrong, lib'rul. Final Warning to you!img User: ...but all the evidence, in
1663 26 30 25.601 1.016 180 0.144 36.923 0.704 280 0.093 35.177 0.739 31.398 0.828 2009 4 TK is up-front about his philosophy on blocking the planet: "Liberal 'ambassadors' of misinformation and parody will run out of IP addresses to use before I grow tired of blocking them. You really need to understand that and the fact we don't consider blocking foreign IP's from this American/Christian/Conservative encyclopedia a bad thing.img" And the American IP's? MOAR: He should also learn to spell "Alinsky" if he's going to rant about him.
1664 58 60 25.604 2.265 180 0.322 36.923 1.571 280 0.207 35.188 1.648 31.413 1.846 2009 4 MOAR ANDY: User: Andy, Brits won't admit there's a ban on Catholic Prime Ministers because no such ban exists.img Andy: If truth were so important, then come up with a better way to say "there's a ban on the Prime Minister being a Catholic!"img And I have proof that such a ban exists, because no Catholic has been a Prime Minister! 'Nother User: Andy, Brits have talked about a Catholic Prime Minister before, and there is no ban.img Why Blair waited is Blair's business. Andy: "Constitutional schol
1665 50 50 25.625 1.951 180 0.278 36.923 1.354 280 0.179 35.2 1.42 31.427 1.591 2009 4 It must be Sunday!img FACTS: "Examples of liberal deceit outnumber examples of conservative deceit by perhaps 10:1. It's probably a higher correlation than alcohol causing liver disease"img
1667 76 76 25.641 2.964 180 0.422 36.923 2.058 280 0.271 35.223 2.158 31.457 2.416 2009 4 Andy dismisses Vivaldi, Tchaikovsky, Verdi, Schubert, Ravel, Mozart, and other "non-German" composers as "obscure,"img. INSIGHT: Liburlz don't know anything!img MOAR It's not about music, it's about languageimg. ANDY WINZ I'm right I'm right I"M RIGHT!.img MOAR!!! TK steamrolls into Andyimg.
1668 -17 29 25.672 -0.662 180 -0.094 36.923 -0.46 280 -0.061 35.234 -0.482 31.472 -0.54 2009 4 You can learn on Conservapedia! I had no idea Sunday was 3 days after Fridayimg. Thanks TK!
1669 11 15 25.674 0.428 180 0.061 36.923 0.298 280 0.039 35.245 0.312 31.486 0.349 2009 4 In a smooth 5 edits, ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ reports that it takes a brain to make a brain.img
1670 6 16 25.667 0.234 180 0.033 36.923 0.163 280 0.021 35.257 0.17 31.501 0.19 2009 4 More Bizzaro World: "The 90/10 Rule is only a guideline. Don't worry."img
1671 56 60 25.661 2.182 180 0.311 36.923 1.517 280 0.2 35.268 1.588 31.516 1.777 2009 4 In a stunning display of competence, TK blocks Conservapediaimg from Conservapedia (domain-address: 65.60.9.250). Good job, â‚®K!
1672 16 20 25.683 0.623 180 0.089 36.923 0.433 280 0.057 35.28 0.454 31.531 0.507 2009 4 Obama doesn't care about you or other stupid people. Want Proof? He is putting the most qualified and educated people into positions of Responsibilityimg! What an Elitist!
1673 -53 63 25.679 -2.064 180 -0.294 36.923 -1.435 280 -0.189 35.291 -1.502 31.545 -1.68 2009 4 Conservapediaimg seems to be down. Perhaps it will be restored through the power of prayer?
1674 0 24 25.702 0 180 0 36.923 0 280 0 35.303 0 31.56 0 2009 4 DeanS blocks a userimg for creating a 'Conservapedia Deceit' article...when it was actually a Conservative Deceitimg article...wait a minute, that's DECEIT!!
1675 12 20 25.701 0.467 180 0.067 36.923 0.325 280 0.043 35.314 0.34 31.575 0.38 2009 4 No Dean, no he doesn'timg...no intelligent person deserves that
1676 43 43 25.698 1.673 180 0.239 36.923 1.165 280 0.154 35.325 1.217 31.59 1.361 2009 4 Evil parody by NBackstrom gets deletedimg and then Andy says pretty much the exact same thing.img
1677 -15 29 25.708 -0.583 180 -0.083 36.923 -0.406 280 -0.054 35.337 -0.424 31.605 -0.475 2009 4 Not only are we in our own little world, we're aheadimgof our timeimg...but only by a weekimg.
1678 22 30 25.71 0.856 180 0.122 36.923 0.596 280 0.079 35.348 0.622 31.62 0.696 2009 4 â‚®K old: Protesters against the G-20 meeting are tweeting commies.img â‚®K new: Those G-20 commies have just REPEALED THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!img Update Shhh! TK also uses Twitter in drag!
1679 -8 28 25.713 -0.311 180 -0.044 36.923 -0.217 280 -0.029 35.36 -0.226 31.634 -0.253 2009 4 Obama actually prepares his statements!?img The nerve of the the guy! Andy must long for the good old days when a President would engage his mouth before his brain...
1680 19 25 25.714 0.739 180 0.106 36.923 0.515 280 0.068 35.371 0.537 31.649 0.6 2009 4 Andy spared the rod and spoiled the child. The end result? - his troubled infant, KennyBaby, takes twenty three editsimg to plaster personal letters to other people on Andy's front doorimg.
1681 6 16 25.714 0.233 180 0.033 36.923 0.163 280 0.021 35.383 0.17 31.664 0.189 2009 4 ♥ K e n D o l l ♥, being obviously too excited to string two words together, pulls some boilerplate out of the archives,img hoping that it actually applies.
1682 5 11 25.708 0.194 180 0.028 36.923 0.135 280 0.018 35.394 0.141 31.679 0.158 2009 4 Andy posts the latest example of professor values,img complete with a mugshot of the professor in question that is larger than the newsbite itself.
1683 36 36 25.699 1.401 180 0.2 36.923 0.975 280 0.129 35.405 1.017 31.694 1.136 2009 4 Those nasty liberals are at it again; this time they're 'Desensitizing' us by 'creating a homosexual obsession'img...looking at CP's obsessionimg with it, it seems to be working
1684 3 13 25.705 0.117 180 0.017 36.923 0.081 280 0.011 35.417 0.085 31.709 0.095 2009 4 TK attacks the media for its articles about Jesus during Holy Weekimg...and then decides to link to a two week old article discussing condoms. His mind works in mysterious ways...
1685 4 34 25.697 0.156 180 0.022 36.923 0.108 280 0.014 35.428 0.113 31.724 0.126 2009 4 Vermontimg: endorsing evil since 2009.
1686 38 54 25.702 1.478 180 0.211 36.923 1.029 280 0.136 35.44 1.072 31.738 1.197 2009 4 Member of minor wiki politely requestsimg that the text cut and pasted from his site be properly attributed, gets banhammeredimg for being a fraud/trollimg.
1687 3 13 25.72 0.117 180 0.017 36.923 0.081 280 0.011 35.451 0.085 31.753 0.094 2009 4 But is it slanderimg if it is trueimg?
1688 6 14 25.712 0.233 180 0.033 36.923 0.163 280 0.021 35.463 0.169 31.768 0.189 2009 4 In the news: Joe Biden says US is "much more safer."img CP is much less grammaticaler.
1699 55 59 25.705 2.14 180 0.306 36.923 1.49 280 0.196 35.588 1.545 31.932 1.722 2009 4 User pwns Andy with his own wordsimg. No last wordism...yet. UPDATE: Assfly: No two buildings are of equal height.img Let us hope he never decides to become an architect.
1700 -17 37 25.725 -0.661 180 -0.094 36.923 -0.46 280 -0.061 35.6 -0.478 31.947 -0.532 2009 4 In Britain, there may soon be abortion ads on television. A Catholic bishop goes nuts, calling it "yet another hammer blow to the sanctity of human life in this country."img Now remind us again: who was this Bloody Mary character?
1701 44 46 25.732 1.71 180 0.244 36.923 1.192 280 0.157 35.611 1.236 31.962 1.377 2009 4 Andy seems to think that all US diplomacy should be conducted with opportunity for public comment.img And compares Obama and Hitler for good measure.
1702 23 25 25.744 0.893 180 0.128 36.923 0.623 280 0.082 35.622 0.646 31.977 0.719 2009 4 Not enough homophobic panic, you say?imgThen make it LARGER!img
1703 17 21 25.744 0.66 180 0.094 36.923 0.46 280 0.061 35.634 0.477 31.992 0.531 2009 4 TK on news:" Obama has refused to allow gov't email address to post comments on oil drilling"img CP user: "Hey! here's the address for submitting comments on oil drilling :)"img TK:"..." or "I'm going to ignore that...". While TK and Andy seem to have an obsession with tracking down liberal deceit they have a tendency to conveniently ignore evidence of their own.
1704 17 19 25.741 0.66 180 0.094 36.923 0.46 280 0.061 35.645 0.477 32.007 0.531 2009 4 Jews don't believe in hell either ... does that make them illogicalimg? Andy probably says yes.
1705 5 19 25.737 0.194 180 0.028 36.923 0.135 280 0.018 35.657 0.14 32.022 0.156 2009 4 Affirmative action? Lib-burr-rul government meddling. Government coddling anti-abortion doctors? Excellent.img
1706 8 28 25.733 0.311 180 0.044 36.923 0.217 280 0.029 35.668 0.224 32.037 0.25 2009 4 Karajou: No American president has ever bowed to a foreign potentate before.img Well, we beg to differ.
1707 4 22 25.734 0.155 180 0.022 36.923 0.108 280 0.014 35.68 0.112 32.053 0.125 2009 4 TK, 2009:Obama's an idiot, he doesn't even know that "Austrian" isn't a language.img Andy, 2008: OMG, Obama speaks muslim.img No really, he doesimg
1708 33 37 25.732 1.282 180 0.183 36.923 0.894 280 0.118 35.691 0.925 32.068 1.029 2009 4 Ed's creepy, self-projecting stubbing continues.img MOAR: Is Ed melting down before our very eyes?img EVEN MOAR: Ed Poor, physics professor.img Working for you!
1709 2 28 25.739 0.078 180 0.011 36.923 0.054 280 0.007 35.702 0.056 32.083 0.062 2009 4 â‚®K sez: "You're a troll!img I know because I blocked your school, and therefore, you're a deceitful liberal!" User denies charge; denial reverted for lib-burr-rul deceit.img
1710 13 23 25.74 0.505 180 0.072 36.923 0.352 280 0.046 35.714 0.364 32.098 0.405 2009 4 In â‚®K's own words:img "Using something so inane and archaic as a 16th Century social convention is political relativism truly worthy of radical leftism."
1711 2 28 25.739 0.078 180 0.011 36.923 0.054 280 0.007 35.725 0.056 32.113 0.062 2009 4 Ed: Geocentrism was just as good as heliocentrism.img
1712 90 92 25.74 3.497 180 0.5 36.923 2.438 280 0.321 35.737 2.518 32.128 2.801 2009 4 TK Blocks, deletes & salts Jinximg No comment necessary. It appears that this was probably down to liberal deceit and TK's unswerving devotion to RW. UPDATE: Jinx unblocks himselfimg and asksWTFimgâ‚®K? who responds the only way he knows howimg WHEEL WAR!!!!!! MOAR MOAR MOAR: Jinxie takes his case to a higher courtimg Could one of the Assfly's quarterly decisions be forthcoming? MOST: Jinx is groundedimg.FINALLY Jinx gets his batimg and ballimg back.
1713 24 30 25.78 0.931 180 0.133 36.923 0.65 280 0.086 35.748 0.671 32.143 0.747 2009 4 Gay marriage is a sin, but polygamy is a-ok?img Whatever you say, Andy. UPDATE: The good RJJensen responds to Andy's idiocyimg.
1714 17 31 25.783 0.659 180 0.094 36.923 0.46 280 0.061 35.76 0.475 32.158 0.529 2009 4 Kenny Baby's deranged Red Telephone messages to the Gentlemen on RW are normally contained to his own pages, but his gibberish finally spills over into uncharted territory - Main:Talkimg. UPDATE: He busted all over the Assfly's page as wellimg I, at least, had to awkwardly wipe myself after reading this tripe.
1715 47 47 25.786 1.823 180 0.261 36.923 1.273 280 0.168 35.771 1.314 32.173 1.461 2009 4 Andy and his goons are slightly overprotective of the Obama entry. Case in point: An editor revertsimg a page-blanking vandal, makes two tinyimg edits, then revertsimg Andy (who re-blanked the page via rollback). Result: Five years.img MOAR: Another clearly new user who sees the Obama smears: Um, can we discuss this?img Andy counters with his never-failing go-to move: Don't believe Obama's a Muslim? You have free will to deny 2+2=4 too!!img - POW! That's how it works, folks!
1716 22 26 25.799 0.853 180 0.122 36.923 0.596 280 0.079 35.782 0.615 32.188 0.683 2009 4 Irony meter alert!!! Assfly on Mormon polygamy: "We're not ignoring the issue, but we're not going to exaggerate liberal smears either. The entry should remain factual and not exaggerate an issue as liberals want... Why aren't you just as concerned about writing about FDR's de facto polygamy?img Update: Prof Jensen sticks to his guns, rebutting with facts!img All is lost: CP's resident Mormon joinsimg the debate, and Andy finally manages to fully derail reduceimg the issue to the familiar "libe
1717 39 43 25.799 1.512 180 0.217 36.923 1.056 280 0.139 35.794 1.09 32.203 1.211 2009 4 "My Mommy maded up the word "Globalism"img, did too did too".
1718 29 37 25.809 1.124 180 0.161 36.923 0.785 280 0.104 35.805 0.81 32.218 0.9 2009 4 The size of the Moon's disc as seen from Earth does not vary. God created the Moon to appear exactly the same size as the Sun, and this is proof of the existence of God. Do not challenge these obvious facts with your "observation bias" liesimg.
1719 19 25 25.816 0.736 180 0.106 36.923 0.515 280 0.068 35.817 0.53 32.233 0.589 2009 4 "We're hear to learn..."img English might well be the Meistertaal; shame about the morons who (ab)use it, hey Andy? UPDATE Don't listen to what the site saysimg, idiot. UPDATE UPDATE Make your pages better "then what they areimg".
1720 16 34 25.816 0.62 180 0.089 36.923 0.433 280 0.057 35.828 0.447 32.249 0.496 2009 4 What the hell. . .?img Update: Deletedimg by TK for the obvious reason.
1721 11 23 25.821 0.426 180 0.061 36.923 0.298 280 0.039 35.84 0.307 32.264 0.341 2009 4 TaKe THATimg IPs 174.6.0.0-174.6.255.255!!!eleventyone! (That'll show 'em who's boss!)
1722 43 45 25.819 1.665 180 0.239 36.923 1.165 280 0.154 35.851 1.199 32.279 1.332 2009 4 Man sentenced to death for horrific crime, but in Andy's world since he appeared in one episode of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers 15 years ago as a child, you know what that means....HOLLYWOOD VALUES!img More: After the news bit is challenged by liberals (like RJJensen), Jpatt cites Wikipedia unwittingly citesimg a site that quotes Wikipedia to point out that "Deleon began acting in bit parts in commercials as a child" (which totally makes him a Hollywood actor!)... and then adds a note that you
1723 10 16 25.83 0.387 180 0.056 36.923 0.271 280 0.036 35.862 0.279 32.294 0.31 2009 4 Such a dark placeimg♥ K e n D o l l ' s ♥ closet must be!
1724 25 29 25.824 0.968 180 0.139 36.923 0.677 280 0.089 35.874 0.697 32.309 0.774 2009 4 We can only guess whether he's talking about the 'vandal' or notimg...
1725 80 84 25.826 3.098 180 0.444 36.923 2.167 280 0.286 35.885 2.229 32.324 2.475 2009 4 Liberals! Academic elitists! TK blocks Oxford University and Richard "Stalker" Dawkins.img
1726 30 36 25.861 1.16 180 0.167 36.923 0.813 280 0.107 35.897 0.836 32.339 0.928 2009 4 Let me see, Obama's a muslim: check.img supports illegal aliens: checkimg protecting many secrets to fool the public, check.img Hey, I saw a story that said his half brother is a criminal.img Is it true? Should we feature it in some way? Assfly Responds: I'm sorry, we don't allow gossip on this highly educational site. We're growing rapidly!!!img What's next, admitting Obama being Muslim is only 99% sure? TK Responds: *GASP* "Obama's brother is a criminal! TO THE MAINPAGE!"img
1727 38 50 25.868 1.469 180 0.211 36.923 1.029 280 0.136 35.908 1.058 32.355 1.174 2009 4 Obama orders the successful rescue of the captain of a container ship from "Muslim" Somali pirates. This is part of Obama's "Muslim" agenda. Jpatt is a dope. QEDimg
1728 24 28 25.882 0.927 180 0.133 36.923 0.65 280 0.086 35.92 0.668 32.37 0.741 2009 4 TK & the Ed Poor school of Math... not too long ago, the Riemann integralimg article was a failed nominee for their "Featured rubbish". Today, â‚®K deletesimg and protectsimg it for being "outdated". Countdown to Foxtrot having a fit in 3... 2... 1... UPDATE: Some background info is given at aSK ANOTHER UPDATE: TK presents his versionimg of the events, but not to everyone, of course...
1729 -7 31 25.883 -0.27 180 -0.039 36.923 -0.19 280 -0.025 35.931 -0.195 32.385 -0.216 2009 4 If you accurately point out that Orthodox Christians celebrate Easter a week later that Catholics and western Protestantsimg, TK thinks you lack good will.img
1730 5 13 25.886 0.193 180 0.028 36.923 0.135 280 0.018 35.942 0.139 32.4 0.154 2009 4 Judging by this strange comment,img TK must keep a rather detailed list of the exact whereabouts of his entire extended family. Come to think of it, he probably does...who knew his Checkuser powers extended into the real world...
1731 6 10 25.879 0.232 180 0.033 36.923 0.163 280 0.021 35.954 0.167 32.415 0.185 2009 4 â‚®K: The New York Times would never challenge a liberalimg for being deceitful. (Except, of course, when there is some deceit going on that is not all in Andy's head.)
1732 -17 35 25.869 -0.657 180 -0.094 36.923 -0.46 280 -0.061 35.965 -0.473 32.431 -0.524 2009 4 Nothing you can say will make the Somali piracy any less of a horrid act of thieveryimg. But it is, of course, perfectly all right for European ships to trawl along the Somali coastline nicking all the fish.
1733 11 17 25.875 0.425 180 0.061 36.923 0.298 280 0.039 35.977 0.306 32.446 0.339 2009 4 Ummm...congrats?img
1734 54 60 25.869 2.087 180 0.3 36.923 1.463 280 0.193 35.988 1.5 32.461 1.664 2009 4 TK just loves the Irish!img
1735 15 21 25.89 0.579 180 0.083 36.923 0.406 280 0.054 36 0.417 32.476 0.462 2009 4 When Andy's mommy speaks, it must be breaking news!img Although this sword cuts with a double edge: "Beware of One-Party Classrooms" - indeed. Andy, listen to Mommy.
1736 -3 27 25.887 -0.116 180 -0.017 36.923 -0.081 280 -0.011 36.011 -0.083 32.491 -0.092 2009 4 Andy: Being angry at God is a sign of faith.img (Unless one is a God-hating lib-burr-rul, of course...)
1737 15 21 25.887 0.579 180 0.083 36.923 0.406 280 0.054 36.022 0.416 32.507 0.461 2009 4 Thisimg is the sort of thing that Conservapedia usually calls "liberal censorship." But, anything goes when you're trying to make a "liberal" newspaper look bad...
1738 19 25 25.885 0.734 180 0.106 36.923 0.515 280 0.068 36.034 0.527 32.522 0.584 2009 4 Jpatt: Not recognizing Columbus Dayimg is just as bad as changing Christmas, or voting for Obama because he's blackimg. Getit?
1739 43 45 25.884 1.661 180 0.239 36.923 1.165 280 0.154 36.045 1.193 32.537 1.322 2009 4 The world according to JPatt: Sweden & Denmarkimg are not democracies.
1740 13 21 25.895 0.502 180 0.072 36.923 0.352 280 0.046 36.057 0.361 32.552 0.399 2009 4 Jpatt's just a little behind the timesimg
1741 13 19 25.893 0.502 180 0.072 36.923 0.352 280 0.046 36.068 0.36 32.568 0.399 2009 4 â‚®K: Nobody's guilty unless they've been before a jury of their peers.img But this obviously doesn't apply to user TaKess: "Jpatt, TaKess knows he is being deceitful, and merely goading. A silly ploy (and not so much of a gamble), when dealing with me, because he already knows what the outcome of such deceit is."
1743 12 18 25.888 0.464 180 0.067 36.923 0.325 280 0.043 36.091 0.332 32.598 0.368 2009 4 â‚®K bashes a "liberal" columnist for saying that Republicans are mentally ill.img Because, as we all know, it's the liberals who have the mental problems.
1744 26 32 25.884 1.004 180 0.144 36.923 0.704 280 0.093 36.102 0.72 32.614 0.797 2009 4 At least you're modest Ed...img Perhaps you should credit all the little people who made it useable after you were done with it
1745 27 35 25.887 1.043 180 0.15 36.923 0.731 280 0.096 36.114 0.748 32.629 0.827 2009 4 ♥ K e n D o l l ♥, no longer satisfied with Hitler as a poster boy for evolution, finds a new image to revolt the world withimg. Countdown until this picture makes it to the Mainpage and the Dawkins article 3...2...1...
1746 25 33 25.893 0.966 180 0.139 36.923 0.677 280 0.089 36.125 0.692 32.644 0.766 2009 4 â‚®K plagiarizesimg a comment from RationalWiki, typo and all. UPDATE â‚®K then takes a jab at a certain vandal siteimg, while making his own subtle "kenquote" sting. UPDATE: ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ chasesimg TK's remark with a bit of psychological projection.
1747 -57 79 25.897 -2.201 180 -0.317 36.923 -1.544 280 -0.204 36.137 -1.577 32.659 -1.745 2009 4 CPimg is down. Wonder what happened this time?
1748 15 29 25.929 0.579 180 0.083 36.923 0.406 280 0.054 36.148 0.415 32.675 0.459 2009 4 And ye it shall come to pass that April 15th shall be known as the day the Guard dog went ape shit insaneimg, even going to the point of banningimg a user (twice!) 11 hours after his last editimg..
1749 32 34 25.93 1.234 180 0.178 36.923 0.867 280 0.114 36.159 0.885 32.69 0.979 2009 4 This article is about maritime piracy. For software, copyright and trademark piracy see [[cp:Copyright|Copyright Infringementimg].] DeanS' inclusion of a copyrighted cartoon though, isn't "piracy"?
1750 50 50 25.935 1.928 180 0.278 36.923 1.354 280 0.179 36.171 1.382 32.705 1.529 2009 4 Ed defines the CP viewpoint: When conservatives are convinced of something and liberals disagree, in most cases the conservatives are right.img
1751 18 30 25.95 0.694 180 0.1 36.923 0.488 280 0.064 36.182 0.497 32.721 0.55 2009 4 The Ass's Edit History since Mondayimg has consisted of templates on the Main Page and talk, talk, talk. Perhaps he should contribute more substantively?
1752 -16 26 25.952 -0.617 180 -0.089 36.923 -0.433 280 -0.057 36.194 -0.442 32.736 -0.489 2009 4 Notimg a site for gossip, eh?
1753 18 26 25.952 0.694 180 0.1 36.923 0.488 280 0.064 36.205 0.497 32.752 0.55 2009 4 CP: Obama only makes "small donations" to charityimg Real world: Obama gives $172,000 to charity
1754 47 57 25.952 1.811 180 0.261 36.923 1.273 280 0.168 36.217 1.298 32.767 1.434 2009 4 TK, having driven off all the useful editors, focuses his wrath on Kenservativeimg. Update: Ken promptly apologizes and bends overimg
1755 50 54 25.97 1.925 180 0.278 36.923 1.354 280 0.179 36.228 1.38 32.782 1.525 2009 4 JPatt joins the ranks of the repulsiveimg.
1756 79 79 25.987 3.04 180 0.439 36.923 2.14 280 0.282 36.239 2.18 32.798 2.409 2009 4 "Deceit Techniques Used By Liberals Against Conservatives." Hmm, who does this descriptionimg remind you of?
1757 -18 30 26.018 -0.692 180 -0.1 36.923 -0.488 280 -0.064 36.251 -0.497 32.813 -0.549 2009 4 Countdown to Chippeterson becomingimg TK's bitch in 3...2...1...
1758 -13 21 26.021 -0.5 180 -0.072 36.923 -0.352 280 -0.046 36.262 -0.358 32.828 -0.396 2009 4 One wonders if calling Obama a porch monkey would also merely be a warnableimg offenseimg. Jpatt shows his true stripes. The rules don't matter as long as the inappropriately named user is tactlessly directing his hate against disfavored groups, see?
1759 17 23 26.018 0.653 180 0.094 36.923 0.46 280 0.061 36.274 0.469 32.844 0.518 2009 4 ₮K eagerly posts an item of breaking newsimg — apparently forgetting that he had posted the same news itemimg a week before.
1760 -6 26 26.016 -0.231 180 -0.033 36.923 -0.163 280 -0.021 36.285 -0.165 32.859 -0.183 2009 4 Jpatt has a very fluid blocking policy: he first banhammers a user with 0 contributions,img then unblocks said user with the comment, "I wait for the attack before perma blocking."
1761 8 10 26.016 0.308 180 0.044 36.923 0.217 280 0.029 36.297 0.22 32.875 0.243 2009 4 Jpatt gives us yet another masterpiece essay coherent article prose poem chunk of word-salad.img
1762 1 25 26.006 0.038 180 0.006 36.923 0.027 280 0.004 36.308 0.028 32.89 0.03 2009 4 Will Schlafly Doo and the Conservapedia Gang solve the great mysteryimg of the so-called hacking caper?img (No.)
1763 21 27 26.006 0.808 180 0.117 36.923 0.569 280 0.075 36.319 0.578 32.905 0.638 2009 4 "Bigotry?img Not us!"img
1764 28 36 26.006 1.077 180 0.156 36.923 0.758 280 0.1 36.331 0.771 32.921 0.851 2009 4 TK quoting from a news article criticising Barney Frankimg, well, almost...TK decides that the original wasn't quite homophobic or defamatory enough, so adds the word 'pervert' to his quote of the original article
1765 22 26 26.012 0.846 180 0.122 36.923 0.596 280 0.079 36.342 0.605 32.936 0.668 2009 4 If those nasty liberals over at that other place are using strikeouts, then so will we!img Update Andy and TK perform mutual masturbationimg explain the value of strike outs and humor. How long before Jinx is called a liberal with reference to liberal style #29: "calling conservative humor "unprofessional and meaningless, and degrades the quality of your encyclopedia.""
1766 54 62 26.012 2.076 180 0.3 36.923 1.463 280 0.193 36.354 1.485 32.952 1.639 2009 4 Andy: My site was down? That's unpossible!!!img!!
1767 -2 24 26.034 -0.077 180 -0.011 36.923 -0.054 280 -0.007 36.365 -0.055 32.967 -0.061 2009 4 Terry "thou shalt not undo another's block" K isn't adverse to changingimg the blocks of other admins himself. Hypocrite much?
1768 180 180 26.032 6.914 180 1 36.923 4.875 280 0.643 36.377 4.948 32.983 5.457 2009 4 Wheaton College is basically garbageimg, according to Andy; it is an an inferior schoolimg that is responsible for producing baby killersimg. But wait! One of The Leader's students chooses to matriculate at Wheaton?img This just in: Wheaton has the smartest student body around!img We have always been at war with Eastasia. UPDATE: Junior editor RobertT reverts Andy's edits. Liberal whitewashing indeed!img
1769 39 41 26.123 1.493 180 0.217 36.923 1.056 280 0.139 36.388 1.072 32.998 1.182 2009 4 Suggesting that PJR's siteimg is more welcoming? NOTimg ALLOWEDimg!
1770 74 78 26.132 2.832 180 0.411 36.923 2.004 280 0.264 36.399 2.033 33.014 2.241 2009 4 It was inevitable.img So, uh, how many sane editors left now? UPDATE: Hall of Fame entry!img More: After we give AlanE sysopship after his second edit, TK blocks Alan's mail: "disablled[sic] email for this now revealed vandal site sysop"img
1771 43 55 26.162 1.644 180 0.239 36.923 1.165 280 0.154 36.411 1.181 33.029 1.302 2009 4 Conservapedia has been a leader in spreading ignorance, peddling pseudoscience and confusing the issueimg. How do they do it? With TK's amazing Photoshop skillsimg. Found exclusively at Conservapedia!
1772 1 31 26.179 0.038 180 0.006 36.923 0.027 280 0.004 36.422 0.027 33.045 0.03 2009 4 Remember TK saying, "...your post is but a mystery to me, since Conservapedia has always also recognized the major Eastern Rite holidays. No matter the day, we all celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus Christ!img" Well, with the Orthodox Easter having just passed, could TK please tell us, just whenimg CP is going to celebrate the event?
1773 34 38 26.182 1.299 180 0.189 36.923 0.921 280 0.121 36.434 0.933 33.06 1.028 2009 4 Yeah TK, I'm sure the reason there were lots of police at your 'Tea Parties' is because they wanted to join inimg...
1774 11 15 26.189 0.42 180 0.061 36.923 0.298 280 0.039 36.445 0.302 33.076 0.333 2009 4 It's â‚®K Psychological Projection Time: The AP pulls its news from where the sun don't shine.img
1775 -24 68 26.182 -0.917 180 -0.133 36.923 -0.65 280 -0.086 36.457 -0.658 33.091 -0.725 2009 4 Andy makes it official...Truth isn't allowed on Conservapedia!img
1776 11 21 26.207 0.42 180 0.061 36.923 0.298 280 0.039 36.468 0.302 33.107 0.332 2009 4 â‚®K: Disney makes millions off of "family values,"img so they're hypocrites if they don't call gays "degenerates" like I do!
1777 30 32 26.204 1.145 180 0.167 36.923 0.813 280 0.107 36.479 0.822 33.122 0.906 2009 4 A clogger mentions Andy after he mouths off yet again about Wikipedia's lib-burr-rul bias. Half an hour later, Andy's engaging in shameless self-promotion.img UPDATE: Jinx hi Jinx!, obviously still trying to get his rights back, rails against Wikipedia in the comment section. MOAR Mutual masturbationimg ensues. ALERT: Holy Deceit Batman, the liberals are swarming.img Call the FBI!
1778 34 38 26.207 1.297 180 0.189 36.923 0.921 280 0.121 36.491 0.932 33.138 1.026 2009 4 Andy scoffs at the idea of burdening his students with actual information.img Don't you know that the worst thing an educator could do is force students to learn unnecessary facts!?
1779 8 22 26.214 0.305 180 0.044 36.923 0.217 280 0.029 36.502 0.219 33.153 0.241 2009 4 It is "anti-Semitic" to support the Palestinian cause,img yet unthinkable to bash Desmond Tutu for doing it. Why? Well, it seems that winning a Nobel Peace Prize makes you immune to criticism (unless, of course, Conservapedia's doing the criticizing).
1780 -1 23 26.211 -0.038 180 -0.006 36.923 -0.027 280 -0.004 36.514 -0.027 33.169 -0.03 2009 4 Remember, you're only allowed to preside over human-rights abuses, etc., if your name is George W. Bush. If anyone else does it (particularly someone we don't like and cuddly-wuddly socialists), we'll jump all over them.img
1781 15 23 26.209 0.572 180 0.083 36.923 0.406 280 0.054 36.525 0.411 33.184 0.452 2009 4 Further evidenceimg that reading too much Time Cube causes brain damage.
1782 67 69 26.208 2.557 180 0.372 36.923 1.815 280 0.239 36.536 1.834 33.2 2.018 2009 4 Andy on the theory of special relativity: "...why haven't you been quoting the Bible during your many edits to this site?"img
1783 42 48 26.233 1.601 180 0.233 36.923 1.138 280 0.15 36.548 1.149 33.216 1.264 2009 4 Andypants, your knickers are showingimg.
1784 33 39 26.245 1.257 180 0.183 36.923 0.894 280 0.118 36.559 0.903 33.231 0.993 2009 4 Tales from the frontimg page: TK createsimg a new encyclopedia article (and instantly protectsimg it for all eternity)! In All-Bold-o-Vision! And it's just a copypaste of something Glenn Beck posted on Fox News! And Beck in turn simply copypasted a text that has been circulating the net with small, often false, edits since 1998.
1785 10 34 26.253 0.381 180 0.056 36.923 0.271 280 0.036 36.571 0.273 33.247 0.301 2009 4 In the spirit of Christian fairness, DeanSimg encourages CPians to freep vote "fail" on the latest MSNBC poll.
1786 29 33 26.257 1.104 180 0.161 36.923 0.785 280 0.104 36.582 0.793 33.262 0.872 2009 4 Conservapedia's copyright policyimg isn't exactly user-friendly or intuitive, but Ed Poor takes this to whole new levels: LowKey asks Andyimg to grant permission to copy an article to aSK. Ed chimes in: "Permission must be obtained from every co-author as well."img News to us, Ed! Update: Lowkey is not terribly impressed by Ed's reading skillsimg or his apparent habitimg of not Minding His Own Business.
1787 12 24 26.261 0.457 180 0.067 36.923 0.325 280 0.043 36.594 0.328 33.278 0.361 2009 4 A huge, ever-growing liberal brain. Bigger!img BIGGER!img BIGGER!!img
1788 25 35 26.26 0.952 180 0.139 36.923 0.677 280 0.089 36.605 0.683 33.294 0.751 2009 4 Is it can be Mini Blunt Knives tiem nao plz? TK bans quite a few accounts, including Krysgimg (an Egyptology studentimg), the retired WesleySimg (an "unused account with no edits"... other than the SEVERAL THOUSANDimg ones where he fixed categories or templates...) and JLauttamusimg.
1789 30 36 26.265 1.142 180 0.167 36.923 0.813 280 0.107 36.616 0.819 33.309 0.901 2009 4 Mommie Dearest breaks an irony meter:img Sharia law is abominable because it allows men to beat a disobedient wife. But it is, of course, perfectly all right to rape a disobedient wife.
1790 2 14 26.27 0.076 180 0.011 36.923 0.054 280 0.007 36.628 0.055 33.325 0.06 2009 4 Andy gives new meaning to the phrase, "making a mountain out of a molehill."img
1791 16 26 26.263 0.609 180 0.089 36.923 0.433 280 0.057 36.639 0.437 33.34 0.48 2009 4 Andy old: Facebook is one of the many world's greatest accomplishments made by a teenager!img Andy new: An accomplshment which happens to lead to lower grades.img His suggested antidote? Conservapedia! Which is actually sound advice, considering that a monkey with a typewriter could probably get full marks on one of Andy's homework assignments...
1792 36 38 26.263 1.371 180 0.2 36.923 0.975 280 0.129 36.651 0.982 33.356 1.079 2009 4 RobertT fixes Assflea's liberal whitewashimg of Wheaton College.
1793 13 21 26.27 0.495 180 0.072 36.923 0.352 280 0.046 36.662 0.355 33.372 0.39 2009 4 Andy has now taken the best conservative words EVAH to be whatever crap he pulls out of his arseimg and without any conservative meaning.
1794 26 30 26.267 0.99 180 0.144 36.923 0.704 280 0.093 36.674 0.709 33.387 0.779 2009 4 Conservative readsimg Vanity Fair
1795 25 27 26.269 0.952 180 0.139 36.923 0.677 280 0.089 36.685 0.681 33.403 0.748 2009 4 Conservative dictionary: Improved:img verb meaning to insert random, disjointed, and un-sourced "facts" (see also: gibberish) EXTRA LULZ: Actual Quote: "These theories developed in connection with the theory of evolution, which would could not have possibly occurred in the thousands of years that people had previously estimated the age of the Earth to be." That sentence needs to be taken out and shot.
1796 22 22 26.27 0.837 180 0.122 36.923 0.596 280 0.079 36.696 0.6 33.419 0.658 2009 4 Andy gets pwned on bible quotesimg. (Reading comprehension, too, but that's not really "news".)
1797 20 22 26.267 0.761 180 0.111 36.923 0.542 280 0.071 36.708 0.545 33.434 0.598 2009 4 Jpatt gives us his latest "Obama not born in the US" insightimg - which has already been shot down even by Newsmax.com (When Newsmax gets to be the voice of reason, you KNOW you're on the fringe.)
1798 17 21 26.265 0.647 180 0.094 36.923 0.46 280 0.061 36.719 0.463 33.45 0.508 2009 4 Andyimg: "The points aboveimg about Trotsky and Orwell are interesting, and I've spent some time without success trying to confirm [i]t. Unfortunately, you don't provide any support for your claims." Support could be found in Conservapedia's article on George Orwellimg - but that's hardly a reliable source. Sky falls: Andy produces a vaguely sane justification.img
1799 64 64 26.262 2.437 180 0.356 36.923 1.733 280 0.229 36.731 1.742 33.466 1.912 2009 4 Did Andy just call us well educated?img Counter-question: Do you really give a damn about the opinion of a guy who thinks that 98.2Kimg are "nearly as many monthly visitors"img as Wikipedia's 75.5M? Update: Clutching at straws Andy?img
1800 49 51 26.283 1.864 180 0.272 36.923 1.327 280 0.175 36.742 1.334 33.481 1.463 2009 4 Andy admits an error in judgement, possibly for the first timeimg. This doesn't stop TK from banning the user that Andy thanked,img(because they know teh AOL is EVIL!)
1801 24 30 26.298 0.913 180 0.133 36.923 0.65 280 0.086 36.754 0.653 33.497 0.716 2009 4 The potential end of civilization as we know it? That's just too far fetched. Must be a liberal parodyimg. Update Wait, that was real? Oh Shit! Breaking Newsimg
1802 30 30 26.3 1.141 180 0.167 36.923 0.813 280 0.107 36.765 0.816 33.513 0.895 2009 4 Schlafly Skimming strikes again: Andy claimsimg that a Yale Daily News article does not use the word "liberal" to refer to the Dark Side of the Supreme Court. Obviously the mention of "the four most liberal" justices right there in the second paragraph was deceptively prominent.
1803 66 68 26.302 2.509 180 0.367 36.923 1.788 280 0.236 36.776 1.795 33.529 1.968 2009 4 Andy the history teacher. "Your answer is excellent; shame that I'm actually clueless about what I'm teachingimg." Italy changed sides in WW1??!! MOAR!" Mussoliniimg was Italy's leader in WW1!
1804 19 33 26.326 0.722 180 0.106 36.923 0.515 280 0.068 36.788 0.516 33.544 0.566 2009 4 â‚®K: Bypass a Republican filibuster and you've repealed government of the people, by the people, for the people;img you see, no matter what those dumb voters said in the last two elections, the Republicans will always be the voice of the people!
1805 58 60 26.33 2.203 180 0.322 36.923 1.571 280 0.207 36.799 1.576 33.56 1.728 2009 4 The Conservapedia way: invent the statistics, then invent the data to fit themimg
1806 25 27 26.349 0.949 180 0.139 36.923 0.677 280 0.089 36.811 0.679 33.576 0.745 2009 4 The Wingnuts are coming! The Wingnuts are coming! Napoleon and Hitler couldn't do it....but can ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ invade Britain?img
1807 31 43 26.349 1.176 180 0.172 36.923 0.84 280 0.111 36.822 0.842 33.592 0.923 2009 4 New Flu Outbreak! Who is at fault? OBAMA, For playing a deceitful game of Golfimg! Of course, It is Ok when, you know, you're a Republican, but he really deserved that.
1808 20 32 26.359 0.759 180 0.111 36.923 0.542 280 0.071 36.834 0.543 33.607 0.595 2009 4 ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ is being even more incoherent than usual;img the only thing he manages to say clearly is that something is getting bigger. UPDATE: Threeimg in one day?img That's excessive even for ♥ K e n D o l l ♥!
1810 37 43 26.362 1.404 180 0.206 36.923 1.002 280 0.132 36.856 1.004 33.639 1.1 2009 4 Andy: Typical middle-America city has terrible high-school graduation rates.img Unfortunately, according to his cited source, that city is not so "typical": it has the worst graduation rates in the country! But hey, anyone could have missed it. It's only the first 13 words of the article.
1811 100 100 26.372 3.792 180 0.556 36.923 2.708 280 0.357 36.868 2.712 33.655 2.971 2009 4 â™—: Russia didn't win WWIimg Andy: Your spelling is bad - be specific!img â™—: My spelling is bad, but Russia didn't win WWIimg Andy: Debatable Semanticsimg â™—: Russia didn't win WWIimg Andy: Be more specificimg â™—: RUSSIA DIDN'T WIN WWIimg Andy: BTW, Student One, Russia didn't win WWIimg
1812 -22 40 26.414 -0.833 180 -0.122 36.923 -0.596 280 -0.079 36.879 -0.597 33.67 -0.653 2009 4 â‚®K: Study says a majority of Americans want fewer services, less taxes.img Study also says that almost half of Americans think "America's best days have already come and gone," but we can't mention that, of course!
1813 -17 35 26.422 -0.643 180 -0.094 36.923 -0.46 280 -0.061 36.891 -0.461 33.686 -0.505 2009 4 Oh the irony...anti-evolution "encyclopedia" has an article on a distinctly evolutionary organismimg
1814 3 25 26.427 0.114 180 0.017 36.923 0.081 280 0.011 36.902 0.081 33.702 0.089 2009 4 â‚®K rails about some Obama personality cult,img then goes right on with his job of propping up Andy's personality cult.
1815 3 27 26.426 0.114 180 0.017 36.923 0.081 280 0.011 36.914 0.081 33.718 0.089 2009 4 â‚®K: Standing by one's man is quite admirable, unless that man is Obama. Case in point: The biased lib-burr-rul media, being completely in Obama's pocket, refuse to call him a socialist.img
1816 -40 58 26.426 -1.514 180 -0.222 36.923 -1.083 280 -0.143 36.925 -1.083 33.734 -1.186 2009 4 â‚®K invents a new conservative word- "coronated"img. Update: Ooh, touchy!img Sorry TK, but you're still wrong. Birds may be coronated, human heads are crowned.
1817 101 109 26.444 3.819 180 0.561 36.923 2.735 280 0.361 36.936 2.734 33.749 2.993 2009 4 Clement tells Andy that Canada was a dominion during WWI, not a colony.img Andy calls for backup to prove Clement wrong.img TK declares Andy correct with a quote that explicitly refers to Canada as a dominion.img World History Teacher Andy: "'Dominion' is an obscure term, anyway. It's just another name for 'colony', I bet."img Update: TK back for more Schlafly defenseimg, comparing him to Harvard professors, etc. Andy returns with a protest, comparing himself to God: I may be wrong and my lect
1818 16 22 26.491 0.604 180 0.089 36.923 0.433 280 0.057 36.948 0.433 33.765 0.474 2009 4 JessicaT inserts an update on the personality-cult situationimg — apparently forgetting that the Sinister Cult Leader is Obama, not Nelson Mandela.
1819 15 15 26.489 0.566 180 0.083 36.923 0.406 280 0.054 36.959 0.406 33.781 0.444 2009 4 It's Andy Insight Time: he's waxing ungrammatical lyricalimg with a lot of familiar boilerplate, such as how Conservapedia is a unique example of that rare gem, the Conservative School. (Oh, and the "lib-burr-rul" article is one of "our favorite entries" now.)
1820 19 27 26.482 0.717 180 0.106 36.923 0.515 280 0.068 36.971 0.514 33.797 0.562 2009 4 Never one to let facts deceit get in the way of a personal grudge objective reporting, Andy gives Obama a broadside for 747 flyover.img He neglects to mention that Obama was not in the plane and the FAA gave full permission. Not to be outdone, our own Jinx hi Jinx! knows that Obama personally gave the ok for this.img
1821 26 32 26.483 0.982 180 0.144 36.923 0.704 280 0.093 36.982 0.703 33.813 0.769 2009 4 Sen. Arlen Specter, in "the ultimate act of cowardice and betrayal,"img leaves a party that apparently does not want him. Note how this switch altered Sen. Specter from a moderateimg to a "liberal."
1822 -4 20 26.486 -0.151 180 -0.022 36.923 -0.108 280 -0.014 36.993 -0.108 33.829 -0.118 2009 4 â‚®K Don't need no stinkin neutralityimg By the way, whatever DID happen to MYOB?
1823 2 8 26.482 0.076 180 0.011 36.923 0.054 280 0.007 37.005 0.054 33.845 0.059 2009 4 If you find administrative abuse based on a contributor's personal opinions, let Uncle Ed know.img
1824 -1 13 26.472 -0.038 180 -0.006 36.923 -0.027 280 -0.004 37.016 -0.027 33.86 -0.03 2009 4 All the best ideasimg are taken from The Daily Show...
1825 17 39 26.464 0.642 180 0.094 36.923 0.46 280 0.061 37.028 0.459 33.876 0.502 2009 4 The CIA calls it that, the country calls itself that, the Encyclopedia Brittanica calls it that - even well-known hawk John Bolton calls it that. Unsurprisingly, as it's the official name of the country. But Ed's having none of itimg - country name changed in this particular 'Trusworthy' encyclopedia! Take that, Dear Leader! POW!
1826 -9 19 26.471 -0.34 180 -0.05 36.923 -0.244 280 -0.032 37.039 -0.243 33.892 -0.266 2009 4 Jpatt reports that the Obama administration plans to repeal union oversight regulationsimg — taking great pains not to mention that they were completely useless regulations made by the Bush administration four days before Bush left office.
1827 17 29 26.467 0.642 180 0.094 36.923 0.46 280 0.061 37.051 0.459 33.908 0.501 2009 4 Jpatt makes an addition to Best New Conservative Words:img There is no single word meaning morally bankrupt. His suggestion for such a word: atheism (not even atheistic!).
1828 29 35 26.468 1.096 180 0.161 36.923 0.785 280 0.104 37.062 0.782 33.924 0.855 2009 4 Jinx hi Jinx! engages in some shameless brown-nosing.img That's it Jinx, beg for those rights back.
1830 1 17 26.473 0.038 180 0.006 36.923 0.027 280 0.004 37.085 0.027 33.956 0.029 2009 4 Chief Prosecutor Assfly calls his first witnessimg in the ideological treason trial of arch-fiend Arlen Specter. Coming soon: the guiltyaccused party will be given a chance to publicly recant his flawed views and spend time at the Eagle Forum Center for Conservative Re-Education.
1831 23 31 26.468 0.869 180 0.128 36.923 0.623 280 0.082 37.096 0.62 33.972 0.677 2009 4 Distort D'Newsa: Western civilization is based on Christianity.img Don't believe him? Just ask those well-known Christians like Socrates, Euclid, Hippocrates, Cicero — oh, wait...
1832 12 26 26.47 0.453 180 0.067 36.923 0.325 280 0.043 37.108 0.323 33.988 0.353 2009 4 â‚®K: In just 100 days, Obama's somehow turned the U.S. into a socialist country.img
1833 69 73 26.47 2.607 180 0.383 36.923 1.869 280 0.246 37.119 1.859 34.004 2.029 2009 4 Phyllis Schlafly regarding students silently protesting her being honored at a college graduation: "I'm not sure they're mature enough to graduate.img" Andy Schlafly to students whose college is honoring Obama at their graduation: "PRO-TEST! PRO-TEST! PRO-TEST!img"
1834 18 32 26.496 0.679 180 0.1 36.923 0.488 280 0.064 37.131 0.485 34.02 0.529 2009 4 Fox News sez: U.N. dopeys doctors are self-medicatingimg with medications such as Valium and Diazepam. Somebody forgot to tell them that these are actually two names for the same drug.
1835 -26 48 26.499 -0.981 180 -0.144 36.923 -0.704 280 -0.093 37.142 -0.7 34.036 -0.764 2009 4 Miss California finds a new cause: Promoting Traditional Marriage!img: Which, being translated from CP-speak, means: Cheesed off at losing a pageant, a whiny beauty-queen takes it out on the gays.
1836 26 38 26.512 0.981 180 0.144 36.923 0.704 280 0.093 37.153 0.7 34.052 0.764 2009 4 Conservapedia stumps for a right-wing youth movement called "Youth for White Western Civilization"img.
1837 93 93 26.518 3.507 180 0.517 36.923 2.519 280 0.332 37.165 2.502 34.068 2.73 2009 4 Teh Bishop declaresimg checkmate. TK cunningly knocks the board overimg and leaves a nice screedimg on his Talk page. Are TK and CPalmer the same personimg? Update: TK: The game is overimg. OVERimg.
1838 54 56 26.556 2.033 180 0.3 36.923 1.463 280 0.193 37.176 1.453 34.084 1.584 2009 4 Jallen shortens the list of block reasons,img claiming that its length is irritating.img â‚®K flips her off.img Jallen suggests that TK might be partly to blame;img TK locks that talk-pageimg (apparently forgetting that Jallen is also a sysop) as he is all in a huff about Jallen "editing his post" by un-signing it.img
1839 56 64 26.572 2.107 180 0.311 36.923 1.517 280 0.2 37.188 1.506 34.1 1.642 2009 4 NicholasT apologetically throws his hatimg into the great humor debate. Schalfly respondsimg. NicholasT respondsimg. Assfly slaps JeffCimg on the wrist for interfering with the debateimg. TK decides the debate has already ended and declares that NicholasT was insisting on last wordismimg.
1840 127 131 26.593 4.776 180 0.706 36.923 3.44 280 0.454 37.199 3.414 34.116 3.723 2009 4 Jessica walks a dangerous path.img Update: Revertedimg by TK (duh), but will there be a nasty remark, too? Hmmm: Jessica strikes backimg with a slimmed-down version of her edit. In a shocking turn of events, TK re-adds what Jessica (and anybodyimg else) removed and then some, and backhandedly accuses her of liberalismimg. Finale Andy strips her of her rights.img
1841 41 41 26.652 1.538 180 0.228 36.923 1.11 280 0.146 37.211 1.102 34.132 1.201 2009 4 Really, it's amazing what TK can get away with: Step 1: Completely revertimg all edits by Jessica, Jallen and Karajou. Step 2: "I think there isn't a dispute here."img Step 3: "Really, we have reasons like 'Liberal name calling' and 'Liberal multiculturalism' because the users asked for more ban reasons."img
1842 -11 31 26.66 -0.413 180 -0.061 36.923 -0.298 280 -0.039 37.222 -0.296 34.148 -0.322 2009 4 Andy, known for demanding cited sources for everything under the sun, does not think it necessary to cite his claim that Joe Biden is an idiot;img â‚®K has to add one for him.img
1843 12 24 26.663 0.45 180 0.067 36.923 0.325 280 0.043 37.233 0.322 34.164 0.351 2009 4 TK writes a snarky bit about who'll be Obama's first SCOTUS nomineeimg, but five will get you ten that at least it won't be someone who never served as a judge before.
1844 -6 46 26.661 -0.225 180 -0.033 36.923 -0.163 280 -0.021 37.245 -0.161 34.18 -0.176 2009 4 Andy, completely unable to remain calm while writing about something connected to Obama, completely screws up a simple entryimg. Update: As usual, others mop up after The Boss adds "untrusworthy" informationimg.