User:LArron/wigo

#	Score	Votes	average of previous wigos	weighted by av. of prev. wigos	max. of prev. wigos	weighed by max. of prev. wigos	monthly av.	weighted by monthly av.	nr. of individual editors per month	weighted by editors	linear model	weighted by lin. model	exp. model	weighted by exp. model	Year	Month	Wigo
1	15	21	13.76	1.09	51	0.294	14.065	1.066	215	0.07	16.189	0.927	14.401	1.042	2008	8	So Conservative has been caught changing quoted material. Will he burn the evidence? Sure, that is what happened.
3	8	10	13.76	0.581	51	0.157	14.065	0.569	215	0.037	16.211	0.493	14.414	0.555	2008	8	Karajou creates a Wikipedia account for the sole purpose of supporting Ed in his RFA. Sadly, he fools nobody and is blocked for being an SPA. Quote Karajou: Arggh, the irony is what really hurts matey.
4	3	5	13.76	0.218	51	0.059	14.065	0.213	215	0.014	16.223	0.185	14.421	0.208	2008	8	A user kindly points out that both WND and NRO have closed the door on this whole Barack may not be eligible to run thing... No doubt Assfly will change it right away, however, two weeks and three revisions later, it's still there and what did the helpful editor get for their trouble? Anybody wanna take a guess?
5	32	34	13.76	2.326	51	0.627	14.065	2.275	215	0.149	16.234	1.971	14.428	2.218	2008	8	Ed Poor denied a sysopship on Wikipedia
6	9	9	13.76	0.654	51	0.176	14.065	0.64	215	0.042	16.246	0.554	14.434	0.624	2008	8	The Eagle Forum University links to CP and features courses Andy (who just happens to be the son of the Eagle Forum founder) also offered on CP. And yet, assuming (on a talk page) that the Eagle Forum somehow sponsors CP will get you a one-week block and some nice censorship
7	3	3	13.76	0.218	51	0.059	14.065	0.213	215	0.014	16.257	0.185	14.441	0.208	2008	8	Welcome to CP, where you can get blocked for explaining your reasoning
8	17	17	13.76	1.235	51	0.333	14.065	1.209	215	0.079	16.269	1.045	14.448	1.177	2008	8	Greg tries to make nice with Andy; Andy calls Greg a liar, a moron, a cheat, and a liberal.
9	13	13	13.76	0.945	51	0.255	14.065	0.924	215	0.06	16.28	0.799	14.455	0.899	2008	8	JBonham, you are a liberal propagandist and inserted a meaningless, incorrect correction. NO thank you. meanwhile Glad I thought of this.
10	3	5	13.76	0.218	51	0.059	14.065	0.213	215	0.014	16.291	0.184	14.462	0.207	2008	8	Oh snap! CBS says that "Wikipedia Is A Stunning Example Of How The Propaganda Machine Works"! ...no, it doesn't. It just quoted and reprinted a National Review article in their Opinion section. Propaganda and deceit about an article about... propaganda and deceit. Lovely!
11	2	4	13.76	0.145	51	0.039	14.065	0.142	215	0.009	16.303	0.123	14.468	0.138	2008	8	Jacques Derrida, founder of deconstruction, is so not notable that wikilinks to his (redlink) article will be removed. I guess that means that JM couldn't find a good source about him to copy-paste from...
12	16	20	13.76	1.163	51	0.314	14.065	1.138	215	0.074	16.314	0.981	14.475	1.105	2008	8	This site is stagnating rapidly! That's 21 non-minor mainspace edits in twenty-four hours.
13	8	8	13.76	0.581	51	0.157	14.065	0.569	215	0.037	16.326	0.49	14.482	0.552	2008	8	I see a new Conservapedia Commandment coming: "Speak no ill of the right wing dead". Of course you can slag off those nasty left wing victims of Hollywood values.
14	13	13	13.76	0.945	51	0.255	14.065	0.924	215	0.06	16.337	0.796	14.489	0.897	2008	8	Breaking News!!! Obama leaves an "S" off a word, arguably changing its meaning! An unpatriotic gaffe. What will it be next? Claiming he's qualified to teach American History while telling his students that Lincoln was the second President to die in office? Update: Grammatically owned. Update 2: removed! And by Ed Poor no less.
15	14	14	13.76	1.017	51	0.275	14.065	0.995	215	0.065	16.349	0.856	14.495	0.966	2008	8	Another satisfied customer! Humblpi's had enough and takes a long Parthian piss into the wind. (Backed up here, for when CP crashes again.)
16	10	16	13.76	0.727	51	0.196	14.065	0.711	215	0.047	16.36	0.611	14.502	0.69	2008	8	What is going on at Conservapedia? Nothing is going on at Conservapedia! As, for the umpteenth time in the past few weeks, the site is inaccessible again. UPDATE: They're baaaaaack!
17	21	23	13.76	1.526	51	0.412	14.065	1.493	215	0.098	16.371	1.283	14.509	1.447	2008	8	This is well worth the inevitable perma-ban that's coming. UPDATE: Two permabans—PLB and MBishop, so far. Who's next?
18	4	8	13.76	0.291	51	0.078	14.065	0.284	215	0.019	16.383	0.244	14.516	0.276	2008	8	But Ken- what on earth will all the Conservapedians do for food if you remove their only source of protein?
19	9	11	13.76	0.654	51	0.176	14.065	0.64	215	0.042	16.394	0.549	14.523	0.62	2008	8	Jinx, are you just stupid? Not vandalism? How is this not vandalism? Didn't discuss? Maybe his version of discussing is just different from Wikipedia's? Or do you feel a need to have a beef with Wikipedia?
20	49	51	13.76	3.561	51	0.961	14.065	3.484	215	0.228	16.406	2.987	14.53	3.372	2008	8	Quick Andy! Send the letter before someone with common sense or intelligence tells you otherwise! UPDATE Holy crap, He's going to send it. UPDATE Someone makes a good point on why the letter will not be published, so Andy reverts, blocks, and says Lenski is the one that lacks scientific rigour.UPDATE Looks like the mailing list is almost complete.
21	2	18	13.76	0.145	51	0.039	14.065	0.142	215	0.009	16.417	0.122	14.536	0.138	2008	8	Evolutionists fear being bad defeated. Not badly defeated; bad defeated. Andy's qualifications as a teacher shine through once again.
22	10	16	13.76	0.727	51	0.196	14.065	0.711	215	0.047	16.428	0.609	14.543	0.688	2008	8	Conservapedia to challenge Lenski to a public debate?
23	-4	16	13.76	-0.291	51	-0.078	14.065	-0.284	215	-0.019	16.44	-0.243	14.55	-0.275	2008	8	Archiving: You're doing it wrong.
24	30	34	13.76	2.18	51	0.588	14.065	2.133	215	0.14	16.451	1.824	14.557	2.061	2008	8	It's happening! Recently promoted sock JJacob picks his moment to come out of (not so) deep cover and tries to block all the sysops before they can get him! Go JJ! Don't forget anyone! Own the site! UPDATE: Oh well. Andy draws some moral conclusions from the rape of his site.
25	10	12	13.76	0.727	51	0.196	14.065	0.711	215	0.047	16.463	0.607	14.564	0.687	2008	8	Jinx finally discovers where we hang out and tells Andy he'll "keep an eye on us". I wonder who he thought Conservative was talking to....
26	23	25	13.76	1.672	51	0.451	14.065	1.635	215	0.107	16.474	1.396	14.57	1.579	2008	8	In the aftermath of the JJacob carnage, the vise on Andy's balls is tightened a bit more. UPDATE Poof! (Just in case: saved here)
27	5	13	13.76	0.363	51	0.098	14.065	0.355	215	0.023	16.486	0.303	14.577	0.343	2008	8	Does pro Christian mean anti Semitic? Fox has no doubts about the American Family Association.
28	28	30	13.76	2.035	51	0.549	14.065	1.991	215	0.13	16.497	1.697	14.584	1.92	2008	8	It's a block duel, featuring Jinxmchue v. Fox! It's too bad they can each unblock themselves. UPDATE: Jinx is a tattletale and another conflict ensues... UPDATE: Jinxmhue is apparently an avid reader of WIGO. Hiya Jinx! (we say with even less concealed sarcasm)
29	3	15	13.76	0.218	51	0.059	14.065	0.213	215	0.014	16.508	0.182	14.591	0.206	2008	8	Returning, head bowed, from earnest duties at WP, Ed Poor forgets to take off the Hat Of Reasonableness.
30	1	15	13.76	0.073	51	0.02	14.065	0.071	215	0.005	16.52	0.061	14.598	0.069	2008	8	Bungler bungles: get a nicer account name Randyman1. Oh, you can't -- we've disabled account creation!
31	15	21	13.76	1.09	51	0.294	14.065	1.066	215	0.07	16.531	0.907	14.605	1.027	2008	8	Gossip? No, we don't allow that here... UPDATE CPAdmin calls out Karajou... and removes it
32	13	17	13.76	0.945	51	0.255	14.065	0.924	215	0.06	16.543	0.786	14.612	0.89	2008	8	Foxy provides Merriam-Webster with the ultimate definition of bitch-slap.
33	13	15	13.76	0.945	51	0.255	14.065	0.924	215	0.06	16.554	0.785	14.618	0.889	2008	8	Somebody is calling a spade a spade... Block imminent? And in the meantime a anti-CP Hitchens article would be, well, "something to behold"...Meanwhile, Jinx attacks. Is it wise to be going down that road after defending this edit my friend? UPDATE: The Overlord speaks! And he says, "No comment. Someone else will fix this. I'm going to delete all mention of it. Do not talk about it again." Twice. Update: Memory-holed!
34	13	15	13.76	0.945	51	0.255	14.065	0.924	215	0.06	16.566	0.785	14.625	0.889	2008	8	It is official. Girls are dumb. Thank you Professor Andy. Everything is set straight now. UPDATE: Let's have a Conservapedia conference circle-jerk about it.
35	7	9	13.76	0.509	51	0.137	14.065	0.498	215	0.033	16.577	0.422	14.632	0.478	2008	8	Yet more ignorance from the Great Educator - a "stunning defeat for the UK Labour party" in Glasgow East, yes, indeed it was. But if Andy had bothered to read the article he posted, he'd know that it was the Scottish National Party who won the seat, not the Conservatives, and so not only does it not signal a Conservative takeover of "all of Britain", it actually means the "all of Britain" thing is slightly more threatened, as the SNP want greater separation of powers from London government.
36	9	13	13.76	0.654	51	0.176	14.065	0.64	215	0.042	16.588	0.543	14.639	0.615	2008	8	Andy Schlafly brings his programming skills to the fore and buggers up the wiki. UPDATE: A sock explains how to optimize MySQL tables, and is thanked politely by HenryS.
37	5	9	13.76	0.363	51	0.098	14.065	0.355	215	0.023	16.6	0.301	14.646	0.341	2008	8	You know who make the best impartial sources? Ex-girlfriends.
38	6	12	13.76	0.436	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	16.611	0.361	14.653	0.409	2008	8	Andy dissects Obama's media coverage with his awesome Conservative Insight X-Ray Spex! TM
39	3	9	13.76	0.218	51	0.059	14.065	0.213	215	0.014	16.623	0.18	14.66	0.205	2008	8	The Universe has decided that Jinx isn't annoying and disruptive enough yet, so it has arranged an encounter with his new mentor, the Grand Master of Disruption!
40	23	29	13.76	1.672	51	0.451	14.065	1.635	215	0.107	16.634	1.383	14.666	1.568	2008	8	A gunman who hates Christianity shoots up a Church. We'd better mention that he hates Christianity and ignore that the Church he shot up was Unitarian Universalist and may have been targeted for being liberal. Update: Andy removes the claim, yet conveniently leaves in the hearsay source that he hates Christians without the more up-to-date source about him hating liberals.
41	20	24	13.76	1.453	51	0.392	14.065	1.422	215	0.093	16.646	1.202	14.673	1.363	2008	8	A user removes the "beliefs" section from "Young Mass Murderers." Andy "reverts" the user, conveniently removing killers who stole legally purchased firearms, and a killer who was motivated by hatred of feminism. UPDATE: Andy re-removes the homeschooled/Christian killer and the fella who hated feminists for being "too old", yet keeps the older public-school dressed-in-black murderer.
42	6	12	13.76	0.436	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	16.657	0.36	14.68	0.409	2008	8	It's a good ole fashioned edit war! Fox adds, Jinx deletes. Hey Jinx! Fox, not content, adds back with edit comment, and Jinx won't let it go.
43	1	17	13.76	0.073	51	0.02	14.065	0.071	215	0.005	16.668	0.06	14.687	0.068	2008	8	On the Talk:Judaism page, it's concluded that the word "God" should be written out rather than hyphenated, as some observant Jews do to avoid defacing His name, because "it's a Christian wiki and country."
44	29	39	13.76	2.108	51	0.569	14.065	2.062	215	0.135	16.68	1.739	14.694	1.974	2008	8	Yes, Kajagoogoo, trying to save electricity and water is EXACTLY like sending your parents to the concentration camps! This should make Godwin's AND Fox's heads explode.Update: Fox thinks "perhaps" it's overdramatic.
45	13	21	13.76	0.945	51	0.255	14.065	0.924	215	0.06	16.691	0.779	14.701	0.884	2008	8	Yeah Terry. The spelling is what's wrong with that article. (Zapped, copied here.)
46	2	8	13.76	0.145	51	0.039	14.065	0.142	215	0.009	16.703	0.12	14.708	0.136	2008	8	You'd think that with the word "learn" in your username, you would've learned Conservapedia Commandment #5 ("Do not post personal opinion on an encyclopedia entry.") by now.
47	3	11	13.76	0.218	51	0.059	14.065	0.213	215	0.014	16.714	0.179	14.715	0.204	2008	8	John A. Davison, known internet whack job, plugs his "positive" article at Conservapedia.
48	25	31	13.76	1.817	51	0.49	14.065	1.777	215	0.116	16.726	1.495	14.722	1.698	2008	8	After some odd blocking behavior, several RW discussions that would've made Baby Jesus cry, and a short cool-down block, Fox completely snaps on CP and goes on a major blocking spree while engaging Jinx Hey Jinx! in a Wheel War. He had help, though: Somebody gave him a fake magic list of moles and parodists - something not even The Cabal (there is no Cabal) has...
49	15	21	13.76	1.09	51	0.294	14.065	1.066	215	0.07	16.737	0.896	14.728	1.018	2008	8	More "good" publicity for Conservapedia proudly displayed on the mainpage.
50	12	14	13.76	0.872	51	0.235	14.065	0.853	215	0.056	16.748	0.716	14.735	0.814	2008	8	Jinx Hi Jinx! misunderstands how the CP/RW relationship works. We point out things like plagiarism, you guys remove it. You should not break the site rules by re-adding plagiarism just because the hint came from RW. Update: "Prove that he's not the original author!" This will be hard, considering that the guy who created the article was already banned a year ago for vandalism... Update: Flawed logic in action: "So I asked the banned vandal if he really is the famous music and theater critic..."
51	2	8	13.76	0.145	51	0.039	14.065	0.142	215	0.009	16.76	0.119	14.742	0.136	2008	8	It's maybe easier to understand why some CP sysops don't trust public schools, and especially classes about scientific concepts, when you consider that Learn Together, for example, spent his science classes watching "Inherit the Wind" and apparently thinks that this is what "usually" happens in normal such classes.
52	8	10	13.76	0.581	51	0.157	14.065	0.569	215	0.037	16.771	0.477	14.749	0.542	2008	8	RationalWiki mourns for the 35 poor students who will have to keep a straight face in Andy's American History Lectures. If you have any questions, here is a handy list of teachers you can contact for impartial advice
53	5	9	13.76	0.363	51	0.098	14.065	0.355	215	0.023	16.783	0.298	14.756	0.339	2008	8	Jinx finally comes to terms with something we have all known for some time now. Yes Jinx, you are a moron. Pwned by a vandal!
54	4	6	13.76	0.291	51	0.078	14.065	0.284	215	0.019	16.794	0.238	14.763	0.271	2008	8	More Conservapedia Math: If something can be used to prove absurdities (read: counter-intuitive theorems such as the Banach-Tarski paradox) then that means it is wrong.
55	10	12	13.76	0.727	51	0.196	14.065	0.711	215	0.047	16.806	0.595	14.77	0.677	2008	8	"I have no idea how to get your children into University without having to teach them some actual facts".
56	9	11	13.76	0.654	51	0.176	14.065	0.64	215	0.042	16.817	0.535	14.777	0.609	2008	8	Conservapedia Commandments rule out "Rational Enquiry" as a cause of Atheism
57	6	8	13.76	0.436	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	16.828	0.357	14.784	0.406	2008	8	Master of debate, Conservative, once again flexes his formidable intellect
58	33	41	13.76	2.398	51	0.647	14.065	2.346	215	0.153	16.84	1.96	14.791	2.231	2008	8	Apparently, America started out as the largest male-only village on the planet, and everybody reproduced asexually. Why else would Andy wonder why there might have been women in a Norse settlement?
59	3	7	13.76	0.218	51	0.059	14.065	0.213	215	0.014	16.851	0.178	14.798	0.203	2008	8	Andy welcomes a public debate with PZ Meyers, or "any evolutionist and/or atheist and/or liberal". Perhaps we can line up sponsorship by the makers of Excedrin and/or Advil. UPDATE: Andy is more than happy to debate, but he wants a security deposit first. WTF is this? A new apartment?
60	8	10	13.76	0.581	51	0.157	14.065	0.569	215	0.037	16.863	0.474	14.805	0.54	2008	8	Another deadline for amending the letter to PNAS as Andy declares that it will be sent, today, 2pm (7pm GMT), deffoUpdate: Sent
61	26	32	13.76	1.89	51	0.51	14.065	1.849	215	0.121	16.874	1.541	14.812	1.755	2008	8	Conservapedia's front page currently claims that it is a "liberal myth" that "the non-Christian Vikings (Leif Ericson) reached North America before the devoutly Christian Christopher Columbus did. This is yet another attempt to deny and downplay Christian achievement by distorting history." The first part of this statement is of course complete bunk, but the second sentence is absolutely true. What's more, there is a delightful irony in that it is Conservapedia itself that attempts to deny and d
62	2	4	13.76	0.145	51	0.039	14.065	0.142	215	0.009	16.885	0.118	14.819	0.135	2008	8	You can say what you want about Ed's silly Writing Assignments, but they are still better than those Karajou dishes out in discussions.
63	8	10	13.76	0.581	51	0.157	14.065	0.569	215	0.037	16.897	0.473	14.826	0.54	2008	8	Obama is a secret Muslim that wants to sell America out to the 57 Islamic Stateseven though that number is inaccurate, Bill Clinton ordered bombing attacks simply to manipulate American opinions, and Michael Moore has never done anything positive in his life, but Bob Jones isn't racist, the Democratic party is DAMN IT!!!!
64	7	9	13.76	0.509	51	0.137	14.065	0.498	215	0.033	16.908	0.414	14.832	0.472	2008	8	Hey Andy, a quick question: What on earth are you babbling about? Extra points for misogyny!
65	9	11	13.76	0.654	51	0.176	14.065	0.64	215	0.042	16.92	0.532	14.839	0.606	2008	8	Ok, what is the Harvard-educated son of filthy rich Conservatives doing calling anything elitist?
66	-5	11	13.76	-0.363	51	-0.098	14.065	-0.355	215	-0.023	16.931	-0.295	14.846	-0.337	2008	8	Exactly, Carriagepoo. James Cook and Horatio Nelson were obviously rabbits.
67	12	14	13.76	0.872	51	0.235	14.065	0.853	215	0.056	16.943	0.708	14.853	0.808	2008	8	Liberals don't debate because they lose debates that include the other side. Strange, each time Ames offers to debate he getsblocked. UPDATE: See? Just like this. UPDATE: Or this.
68	1	3	13.76	0.073	51	0.02	14.065	0.071	215	0.005	16.954	0.059	14.86	0.067	2008	8	Oh, Jinxie. He mentions us, but a few users tell him not to talk about us. The best, most logical response is to blame them instead, and of course not to remove his own mention of us in the first place. Bravo! BrianCo memory-holes the section with full honor and respect (see edit summary).
69	6	8	13.76	0.436	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	16.965	0.354	14.867	0.404	2008	8	And another of the always lulzy threats of reporting to law enforcement
71	8	10	13.76	0.581	51	0.157	14.065	0.569	215	0.037	16.988	0.471	14.881	0.538	2008	8	If you want to talk to Andy, you gotta keep it simple. Yeah, that's shorter, but Andy requests, can you do it in 10 words or less?
72	8	14	13.76	0.581	51	0.157	14.065	0.569	215	0.037	17	0.471	14.888	0.537	2008	8	Also funny, is when you try and make fun of someone making fun of someone else, and you forget the preview button, so have to fix it and fix it again. Hey Mr. J. Inxmchue! He clearly missed the CP guideline stating that you can't use your page to ridicule other users. Update: What, correcting your typos within seconds? Oh no you didn't. Moar: In a moment of true WTF, Kara also doesn't allow corrections! But in the end, Jinx simply settles on taunting a banned user's spelling in public. WTF? If
73	2	4	13.76	0.145	51	0.039	14.065	0.142	215	0.009	17.011	0.118	14.895	0.134	2008	8	How dare those Wikipedia editors ignore the rules! Why can't they be like us and do away with rules altogether??
74	34	36	13.76	2.471	51	0.667	14.065	2.417	215	0.158	17.023	1.997	14.902	2.282	2008	8	Ladies and gentlemen, behold the newest concept from the brilliant mind of Andrew Layton Schlafly: The Invisible Hand of Marriage. Mwahahahaha!!!! Update: Sorry, it doesn't work for gay people. Gays will suffer from unproductive activity, anxiety and depression. On the upside, though, they will also enjoy "addition", and is a recipe for "the enormously beneficial checks and balances provided by traditional marriage." Perhaps you should read your entries before submitting them, Assfly! Also, n
75	6	10	13.76	0.436	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	17.034	0.352	14.909	0.402	2008	8	You knew it would happen sooner or later. Ed Poor, recipient of many "biggest idiot on CP" awards, has now been bested, humiliated, and pwned by a "childrens' dictionary" aimed at 10-year-olds! See this and the bottom of this. Update: Edit war and a one-day block Hi Jinx! for reverting pointless censorship of an on-topic post.
76	6	8	13.76	0.436	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	17.045	0.352	14.916	0.402	2008	8	Andy offers some advice on how to get attention which, funnily enough, does not include riding mommys coat-tails or creating your own encyclo-blog
77	2	8	13.76	0.145	51	0.039	14.065	0.142	215	0.009	17.057	0.117	14.923	0.134	2008	8	Andy, despite his lifelong quest for knowledge, doesn't seem to know that A, polling data is simply gathered opinion, and B, that no polling data could possibly exist for his racist attacks. Oh, and someone should point out to Andy that the statement in question was added by a parodist.
78	2	6	13.76	0.145	51	0.039	14.065	0.142	215	0.009	17.068	0.117	14.93	0.134	2008	8	CP welcomes edits more than RW, even essay pages are free for all to edit. The irony meter is now completely broken, and has asked to be relieved of duty.
79	6	8	13.76	0.436	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	17.08	0.351	14.937	0.402	2008	8	Why is RW filtered at CP? Because its behavior is incompatible with the Conservapedia Commandments. Ah the irony...
80	30	36	13.76	2.18	51	0.588	14.065	2.133	215	0.14	17.091	1.755	14.944	2.007	2008	8	Linking to a Google search to illustrate a claim about it is not cool if the result is so hilariously damning.
81	2	6	13.76	0.145	51	0.039	14.065	0.142	215	0.009	17.103	0.117	14.951	0.134	2008	8	Don't look now, but personal e-mails are once again used as sources. For bonus Lulz, check out the edit summary... Yes, "pay" is an irregular verb, but not that irregular. Extra extra bonus: Lolwut under the "See Also" section.
82	1	5	13.76	0.073	51	0.02	14.065	0.071	215	0.005	17.114	0.058	14.958	0.067	2008	8	Conservative reverts an edit from roughly six weeks ago (for the log: between these two edits are nine sysop edits - seven of which were by Conservative) and uses it as a convenient excuse for infinite protection
83	10	10	13.76	0.727	51	0.196	14.065	0.711	215	0.047	17.125	0.584	14.965	0.668	2008	8	Mysteries of American History #22: Why would any parent pay good money to have the author of an essay like this or a lecture like this teach their kids American History?
84	19	19	13.76	1.381	51	0.373	14.065	1.351	215	0.088	17.137	1.109	14.972	1.269	2008	8	More top quality mysteries - this time it's Andy's fantastic new thesis that a decent education explains why you're mad as a balloon
85	12	12	13.76	0.872	51	0.235	14.065	0.853	215	0.056	17.148	0.7	14.979	0.801	2008	8	Andy needs no proof that liberals are fatter than conservatives - we here at RW are fond of the pies.
86	7	7	13.76	0.509	51	0.137	14.065	0.498	215	0.033	17.16	0.408	14.986	0.467	2008	8	Andy "cleaned out liberal claptrap" from the "Population Bomb" article, which makes us frown/smirk since he wrote most of said "liberal claptrap" himself.
87	2	2	13.76	0.145	51	0.039	14.065	0.142	215	0.009	17.171	0.116	14.993	0.133	2008	8	Interesting choice, actually: Maybe it really is better to study US History without a textbook instead of using one Andy recommends...
88	1	3	13.76	0.073	51	0.02	14.065	0.071	215	0.005	17.183	0.058	15	0.067	2008	8	Kenservative whitewashes evidence of TagoPagdaluhong snitching on our very own DLerner.
89	6	6	13.76	0.436	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	17.194	0.349	15.007	0.4	2008	8	Jinx Hi Jinx!!! apologizes for mentioning us with "a little too much vitriol". Don't worry, we forgive you, just keep the lulz flowing.
90	25	27	13.76	1.817	51	0.49	14.065	1.777	215	0.116	17.205	1.453	15.014	1.665	2008	8	Andy hits a new low. Obama cannot be a Christian because he has a Very Bad name.
91	32	36	13.76	2.326	51	0.627	14.065	2.275	215	0.149	17.217	1.859	15.021	2.13	2008	8	PJR: I've been away for a while. Among other reasons, I've been gone because I've become increasingly dissatisfied with CP.Andy: Welcome back! Oh, and shut the fuck up, Godspeed!PJR: We'll see about that, Andy!Andy starts reverting PJRPJR reverts to referenced versionAndy: Philip, you're just a dumbfuck liberal! (pic)PJR: Andy, now you're just talking out of your arse.Andy: Liar, liar! Pants on fire!
92	5	7	13.76	0.363	51	0.098	14.065	0.355	215	0.023	17.228	0.29	15.029	0.333	2008	8	Classic Assfly debating technique: You make an excellent point that I can in no way rebut, so I'll use big words and asinine comparisons to try and stop the debate in its tracks.
93	9	9	13.76	0.654	51	0.176	14.065	0.64	215	0.042	17.24	0.522	15.036	0.599	2008	8	If you use logic you will see that the Associated Press is clueless! Obviously.
94	4	4	13.76	0.291	51	0.078	14.065	0.284	215	0.019	17.251	0.232	15.043	0.266	2008	8	Well, now, that explains a lot--When Harvard-Law-educated Andy is asked a life-and-death legal question, he opines that the answer is best found on the boob tube.
95	2	2	13.76	0.145	51	0.039	14.065	0.142	215	0.009	17.263	0.116	15.05	0.133	2008	8	That cut-and-paste work takes too much time, trouble, and thought, so Karajou passes the buck to Bert.
96	5	5	13.76	0.363	51	0.098	14.065	0.355	215	0.023	17.274	0.289	15.057	0.332	2008	8	Ah goody! Another excellent mostly humourous instrument of reading from the "mind" of Aschlafly. We await the expansion of this gem with antici......................... pation.
97	1	3	13.76	0.073	51	0.02	14.065	0.071	215	0.005	17.285	0.058	15.064	0.066	2008	8	Uh, Koward, you'd better rephrase that, and quick, before Andy sees you endorsing Vikings in North America. Gotta slavishly follow Andy's ravings stick to The Truth, y'know.
98	2	2	13.76	0.145	51	0.039	14.065	0.142	215	0.009	17.297	0.116	15.071	0.133	2008	8	Yes, Annie, Carolyn Jones did play the lead woman of an Adams family, but that's "Addams" with two d's! Update: Jinx Hi Jinx! notices that technically Fran Tarkenton did not write a novel called Abigail Adams, either. But I'm sure that's the last of it.
99	3	3	13.76	0.218	51	0.059	14.065	0.213	215	0.014	17.308	0.173	15.078	0.199	2008	8	Jewelery store owner shoots some robbers repeatedly with a semiautomatic pistol and lands two of them in the hospital in critical condition! Whoohoo! That'll show those liberal gun control advocates! Naturally, a small gun debate has erupted which will probably wind up with a couple of bans and a Godspeed.
100	8	8	13.76	0.581	51	0.157	14.065	0.569	215	0.037	17.32	0.462	15.085	0.53	2008	8	Coup d'etat!. UPDATE: The uprising is suppressed by jackbooted government death squads, and the martyred rebel leader executed for not being "not our sort of person"
102	4	4	13.76	0.291	51	0.078	14.065	0.284	215	0.019	17.342	0.231	15.099	0.265	2008	8	How pathetic is America's Olympic team? Why it's on the verge of destruction; Title IX and the evil liberals are all to blame. Of course it doesn't matter that the Americans have been on top of the medal count during the last three Olympics. Incredibly, Schlafly bases his argument on the first five days of competition from the 2008 games and anecdotal evidence of alleged Title IX interference. How dare those female athletes actually presume to be treated fairly. Guess he thinks they ought to
103	4	6	13.76	0.291	51	0.078	14.065	0.284	215	0.019	17.354	0.23	15.106	0.265	2008	8	Well that sorts out the problem of God. Help! Translation please!
104	12	14	13.76	0.872	51	0.235	14.065	0.853	215	0.056	17.365	0.691	15.113	0.794	2008	8	Jinx proves Poe's law: if those on site can't be sure and need a banner to tell them, then how the hell are visitors supposed to know? It's just begging to be abused too, so it's probably destined for a brief (but high-lulz) life.(copied here for safety (it's bound to be vaped?)) Further Andy concurs that the words "possible" and "believed" are valid for disputing Poe's law. Surely, if the incisive legal mind of A Schlafly isn't capable of deciding if something is parody or not then it can't
105	1	5	13.762	0.073	51	0.02	14.065	0.071	215	0.005	17.377	0.058	15.12	0.066	2008	8	Someone's been resetting passwords for accounts over at CP, and not for the first time either. CP has cottoned onto the attack but further discussion is unlikely to be public, except for those older users that are coming back to report the password reset. (one user came back to leave a message on the anonymous IP's talk page (now deleted), and was banned for five years for using the word "asshat") All 22000 accounts have been affected. UPDATE: Jinx, in his own paranoid world swears that evil vis
106	5	9	13.676	0.366	51	0.098	14.065	0.355	215	0.023	17.388	0.288	15.128	0.331	2008	8	Saying that you're an atheist now counts as vandalism and gets you a five-year ban. (And no, he didn't have any other contribs and the deletion log also doesn't show anything.) Someone has confronted Andy about it, so we await the inevitable backpedaling with bated breath. Update:GASP! A rare sighting---an Aschlafly apology, long thought extinct. Update again: Ed Poor chimes in to suggest that the block was a result of Krazorian not using his real name. Uh, okay.
107	5	5	13.631	0.367	51	0.098	14.065	0.355	215	0.023	17.4	0.287	15.135	0.33	2008	8	Andy adds a touching story to the "Conservative Parables" entry... and of course has to ruin it by adding the mandatory "LIBERALS SUCK! GO TO HELL, YOU STUPID LIBERALS!" reminder at the end, alleging that they never gave him the recognition he deserved, in spite of the fact that they gave him a freakin' Nobel Prize (the most liberal of the liberal awards). But this allegation of his lack of recognition has a source: a paper by Andrew Schlafly esq.
110	6	8	13.548	0.443	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	17.434	0.344	15.156	0.396	2008	8	Ed Poor suspects sabotage... when there is none.
111	4	6	13.495	0.296	51	0.078	14.065	0.284	215	0.019	17.445	0.229	15.163	0.264	2008	8	This will end in tears. And a banhammering no doubt. (It's been deleted, of course.)
112	1	5	13.425	0.074	51	0.02	14.065	0.071	215	0.005	17.457	0.057	15.17	0.066	2008	8	Eddie Baby reverts every contribution from a user and places him on probation. Way to spot that parody Ed, but it helps when you stop someone who has done more than edit 4 talk pages
113	3	5	13.346	0.225	51	0.059	14.065	0.213	215	0.014	17.468	0.172	15.177	0.198	2008	8	The FBI isn't enough to stop the wandals, we need to make Ed head of the United States Department of Justice so he can bring the full force of the law down on those young punks.
114	17	17	13.269	1.281	51	0.333	14.065	1.209	215	0.079	17.48	0.973	15.184	1.12	2008	8	The battle rages on with PJR starting to lose his cool. Will Aschlafly lay down or banhammer PJR? Even big brother RSchlafly throws his weight in.
115	2	2	13.303	0.15	51	0.039	14.065	0.142	215	0.009	17.491	0.114	15.192	0.132	2008	8	Obama's latest platform: "Evil infanticide" (as opposed to the plethora of "non-evil infanticide")
116	24	26	13.2	1.818	51	0.471	14.065	1.706	215	0.112	17.502	1.371	15.199	1.579	2008	8	Regional brownouts are reported as Andy's new essay on Teaching Closed-Mindedness shorts out irony meters nationwide. (RW takedown in progress here.)
117	7	11	13.315	0.526	51	0.137	14.065	0.498	215	0.033	17.514	0.4	15.206	0.46	2008	8	Not just an encyclopedia. An impressive imperessive edifice of achievement.
118	25	25	13.295	1.88	51	0.49	14.065	1.777	215	0.116	17.525	1.427	15.213	1.643	2008	8	Bugler just took a big step towards becoming the next TK. Or getting banned as a parodist. Update Mr Klein (who he) extends the proposed ban. Oops! It'd kick Bungler off.
119	18	18	13.398	1.343	51	0.353	14.065	1.28	215	0.084	17.537	1.026	15.22	1.183	2008	8	Apparently, 3/4 of Americans believe they have the right to demand divine intervention from their doctors.
121	25	25	13.439	1.86	51	0.49	14.065	1.777	215	0.116	17.56	1.424	15.234	1.641	2008	8	Bitter much, Lemonpeel?
122	6	8	13.539	0.443	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	17.571	0.341	15.241	0.394	2008	8	Ed Poor is always on top of his game. Ed puts a user on probation for warning Lemonpeel things like below happen. Problem is, he was banned two weeks ago, for telling Ed to fuck off for doing this sort of thing.
123	19	21	13.491	1.408	51	0.373	14.065	1.351	215	0.088	17.582	1.081	15.249	1.246	2008	8	PJR finally pwns Andy. Update: Andy doesn't want to play anymore.
124	10	10	13.556	0.738	51	0.196	14.065	0.711	215	0.047	17.594	0.568	15.256	0.655	2008	8	Andy's newest example of Liberal Bias: Refusing to join me in tangential Obama-bashing. Refusing to admit the truth in debate. Update: This will not end well.
125	13	13	13.525	0.961	51	0.255	14.065	0.924	215	0.06	17.605	0.738	15.263	0.852	2008	8	Another example of Conservapedia debate: Point: this doesn't fit your model, Stephen Fry did not attend state schools Counterpoint: If it's in England, it's liberal.
126	6	6	13.521	0.444	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	17.617	0.341	15.27	0.393	2008	8	Crocoite: "Have you reviewed my News Guidelines? Post here if you have comments or suggestions! ... Except for you, you evil liberal who dares to suggest that our headlines should reflect what the cited articles actually say!"
127	-1	5	13.458	-0.074	51	-0.02	14.065	-0.071	215	-0.005	17.628	-0.057	15.277	-0.065	2008	8	So, which one of us is Ed Poor?Lalalala I can't hear you! Mr. NathanG, I declare it is Ed Poor!
128	0	4	13.388	0	51	0	14.065	0	215	0	17.64	0	15.284	0	2008	8	While it's nice that Conservapedia posted an RIP for a Democratic Congresswoman in their news section, do they realize it is not in line with their guidelines? Or do dead liberals count as positive news items for conservatives?
129	18	18	13.311	1.352	51	0.353	14.065	1.28	215	0.084	17.651	1.02	15.292	1.177	2008	8	RW Conspiracy theory of the day: Did Andy buy up stock in Irony Meter repair companies before posting this?
130	12	12	13.35	0.899	51	0.235	14.065	0.853	215	0.056	17.662	0.679	15.299	0.784	2008	8	Resident dickhead and certified bucket loader Ed Poor is on an asshole spree tonight. Blocking PhineasBogg for inserting true information 8 months ago, Jaguar for asking sensible questions on a talk page and a bogus 90/10, and Foxtrot for knowing more about math than him (which should earn a ban for everyone on CP). "Math teacher", sure Ed. A real math teacher would have the most basic understanding of ratios. Like, say, a 90/10 ratio?
131	0	14	13.339	0	51	0	14.065	0	215	0	17.674	0	15.306	0	2008	8	You just can't get any more concise than that.
132	8	8	13.344	0.6	51	0.157	14.065	0.569	215	0.037	17.685	0.452	15.313	0.522	2008	8	That's right, from now on contributing to a mathematics article with something Ed doesn't understand makes you a parodist. UPDATE:This is what Ed thinks is a complete article on a maths topic.
133	18	20	13.302	1.353	51	0.353	14.065	1.28	215	0.084	17.697	1.017	15.32	1.175	2008	8	Bugler on atheists: "there will be no witch-hunt - what I am proposing is a selective cull".
134	11	11	13.354	0.824	51	0.216	14.065	0.782	215	0.051	17.708	0.621	15.327	0.718	2008	8	In perhaps the biggest WTF moment of his career as CP's biggest idiot, Ed Poor advocates banning people who make ideologically conservative edits. Ed, you can start with yourself, and then have a chat with the guys who wrote this.
135	7	9	13.336	0.525	51	0.137	14.065	0.498	215	0.033	17.72	0.395	15.335	0.456	2008	8	Andy's response to being proven wrong - Liberals always take things too literally
136	19	19	13.302	1.428	51	0.373	14.065	1.351	215	0.088	17.731	1.072	15.342	1.238	2008	8	Andy points out that a high student-to-teacher ratio is better than a low one, in part, because of the increased opportunity for students to socialize. Teachers who believe otherwise are self-serving.
137	7	9	13.346	0.524	51	0.137	14.065	0.498	215	0.033	17.742	0.395	15.349	0.456	2008	8	Oh Alas, why do I even bother debating with you if you don't even believe in classroom prayer?
138	6	8	13.313	0.451	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	17.754	0.338	15.356	0.391	2008	8	Corry obviously hasn't been around too long. This is something we frequently wonder.
139	8	10	13.273	0.603	51	0.157	14.065	0.569	215	0.037	17.765	0.45	15.363	0.521	2008	8	C'mon Deborah, as if anyone on CP will look up this term.
140	12	12	13.248	0.906	51	0.235	14.065	0.853	215	0.056	17.777	0.675	15.371	0.781	2008	8	Ding! Ding! Ding! Seconds out! PJR squares up to Andy again. Update PJR strikes another blow. And another.
141	12	14	13.239	0.906	51	0.235	14.065	0.853	215	0.056	17.788	0.675	15.378	0.78	2008	8	Wikiproject: Religion...wherein Conservapedia discusses such weighty matters as faith, the nature of God, and card games about elves and faeries.
142	9	15	13.244	0.68	51	0.176	14.065	0.64	215	0.042	17.799	0.506	15.385	0.585	2008	8	The leader is being obliterated in open debate by a Negro no less...... Let's ban him quick before any more damage is done.
143	16	18	13.257	1.207	51	0.314	14.065	1.138	215	0.074	17.811	0.898	15.392	1.039	2008	8	Shorter Conservative: You're totally pwning me, so I'll fail basic reading comprehension and ask you to prove something you never said or meant, hoping you don't notice I ignored the rest. That'll make me look smart, right?
146	12	22	13.292	0.903	51	0.235	14.065	0.853	215	0.056	17.845	0.672	15.414	0.779	2008	8	Honest Andy "trims a quote" to make it look worse. Well done, Jesus would be proud. Update: MVito starts an edit war, gets a warning and, after goatse-ing Andy's talk page (note, the link only shows the "missing" diff), will likely be reported to the FBI.
147	21	21	13.355	1.572	51	0.412	14.065	1.493	215	0.098	17.857	1.176	15.421	1.362	2008	8	Solid proof that DinsdaleP was winning an argument. How cleverly deceitful of DinsdaleP to be a sock of ScottLang by registering Dinsdale MONTHS before!!!11! Update I'll be damned! He's back! Update Again Gone again (for a week)
148	15	15	13.41	1.119	51	0.294	14.065	1.066	215	0.07	17.868	0.839	15.428	0.972	2008	8	TerryH wades into the Mire of Unconvincing Arguments. Summary: aliens couldn't possibly exist because they'd need an extra Jesus, and UFOs are false prophets/signs of the End TimesTM. An intrepid soul happens to mention that there is water on Mars. Response: of course, you fool! Everything is made of water! (Plus waffle)
149	7	7	13.421	0.522	51	0.137	14.065	0.498	215	0.033	17.879	0.392	15.436	0.453	2008	8	When all those sissy MSM are still waiting for an announcement, Conservapedia can guarantee you that the Democratic VP candidate will be Evan Bayh. Bayh was picked because of his support of abortion and that's it. We know this is true, our source is the always reliable Drudge Report. Ok, maybe he won't be the candidate, but it's only because the Democrats can't win his home state Update: And it was most likely the fault of the Obama campaign, anyway.
150	40	40	13.376	2.99	51	0.784	14.065	2.844	215	0.186	17.891	2.236	15.443	2.59	2008	8	Despite the photographic evidence and first person accounts, Andy refuses to fall for Barack Obama's "birth certificate." He's right. With the official number blocked out, that could be any Barack Hussein Obama II born in Honolulu at 7:24pm August 4, 1961 to Ann Dunham (Caucasian) and Barack Hussein Obama (African). UPDATE But now there's a picture with the number. Wriggle, Andy, wriggle. UPDATE WITH EXTRA NUTS Apparently Jpatt (with Andy's approval) thinks this nutbar is more credible because
151	5	11	13.563	0.369	51	0.098	14.065	0.355	215	0.023	17.902	0.279	15.45	0.324	2008	8	Tweaking...tweaking, there! Perfeckt!
153	11	13	13.545	0.812	51	0.216	14.065	0.782	215	0.051	17.925	0.614	15.465	0.711	2008	8	Beavis meets Butt-head
154	39	41	13.542	2.88	51	0.765	14.065	2.773	215	0.181	17.937	2.174	15.472	2.521	2008	8	First they went after the liberals. Then came the atheists. Then the evolutionists. Then... people who were good at math. And now, apparently having run out of targets, Ed bans a guy for trying to add noncontroversial info about ants.
155	5	9	13.731	0.364	51	0.098	14.065	0.355	215	0.023	17.948	0.279	15.479	0.323	2008	8	Oh, Andy! Your balls are so tasty! No Bugler, yours taste of honey!
156	20	22	13.699	1.46	51	0.392	14.065	1.422	215	0.093	17.959	1.114	15.486	1.291	2008	8	Ed. Stop. I will die.
157	11	11	13.755	0.8	51	0.216	14.065	0.782	215	0.051	17.971	0.612	15.494	0.71	2008	8	You know you're going overboard when even Weird Ed Moon tells you to cool it.
158	5	9	13.736	0.364	51	0.098	14.065	0.355	215	0.023	17.982	0.278	15.501	0.323	2008	8	Obama's team made fraudulent signs to misrepresent something for their own gain. Good thing Republicans don't do that .
159	7	7	13.705	0.511	51	0.137	14.065	0.498	215	0.033	17.994	0.389	15.508	0.451	2008	8	At this point, it's impossible to tell whether Croco is just an idiot or an asshole: Even liberals can sign up for the News Wikiproject now... but of course, they will still be ignored and banned from the project if they dare to suggest news that don't bash liberals or praise conservatives.
160	15	17	13.66	1.098	51	0.294	14.065	1.066	215	0.07	18.005	0.833	15.516	0.967	2008	8	The truth? It is silly. (UPDATE: the entire page history was nuked by Andy. This must have been very silly indeed.)
161	13	15	13.682	0.95	51	0.255	14.065	0.924	215	0.06	18.017	0.722	15.523	0.837	2008	8	Desperate to control and silence the possibly feminist message of Eowyn, Lady of Rohan, in Lord of the Rings, Ed removes tell of her deeds, then misunderstands it and takes it as an excuse to block/whitewash. Appreciating literature: ur doin it wrong. Ed read LOTR 8 times. And brags about it. It explains so much.
162	0	22	13.691	0	51	0	14.065	0	215	0	18.028	0	15.53	0	2008	8	Mental illness caused by Liberal teachings strikes again
163	16	16	13.745	1.164	51	0.314	14.065	1.138	215	0.074	18.039	0.887	15.537	1.03	2008	8	Andy "Cleans" Conservapedia: Scrub Deceit, Rinse Deceit, and Repeat with "Mental Illness and Liberal Teachings"
164	-4	24	13.76	-0.291	51	-0.078	14.065	-0.284	215	-0.019	18.051	-0.222	15.545	-0.257	2008	8	Tired of thinking of a reason to block someone? CP has got you covered with their own random block reason generator!
165	37	37	13.826	2.676	51	0.725	14.065	2.631	215	0.172	18.062	2.048	15.552	2.379	2008	8	Uh oh, confronting abuse! Quick, support the abuse with more, by initializing threats and intimidation! Jirby unfortunately doesn't understand how things work, and that "MYOB or you will be blocked" is actually "advice". Update: DLerner pipes up and mud gets thrown as PJR and DeanS squabble over Jirby's block. More: It's block war!PJR: Rebuttal? There was none.DeanS: If you have nothing new to say, throw them off with something WAY too long.Bugler has some respectful suggestions for PJR.LearnTo
166	6	14	13.974	0.429	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	18.074	0.332	15.559	0.386	2008	8	A bold embrace of new technology to empower regular people with knowledge straight from the source? Nope, just a silly stunt.
167	-8	40	13.975	-0.572	51	-0.157	14.065	-0.569	215	-0.037	18.085	-0.442	15.567	-0.514	2008	8	Jinx hi Jinx! tries to be witty while giving a block, fails.
168	46	50	14.139	3.253	51	0.902	14.065	3.27	215	0.214	18.097	2.542	15.574	2.954	2008	8	Understanding that most library users are liberal, Jinx hi Jinx! wisely blocks the ip address of user logging on at a library. "Actions have consequences."
169	3	11	14.365	0.209	51	0.059	14.065	0.213	215	0.014	18.108	0.166	15.581	0.193	2008	8	Who says conservatives don't have a sense of humour?
170	18	22	14.344	1.255	51	0.353	14.065	1.28	215	0.084	18.119	0.993	15.588	1.155	2008	8	CP's idea of a quality education team: A guy who barely remembers yesterday, a user currently blocked for a month, and a teenager.
171	26	30	14.391	1.807	51	0.51	14.065	1.849	215	0.121	18.131	1.434	15.596	1.667	2008	8	RationalWiki: Possessed by vile spirits and sowing seeds of wickedness all over town
172	2	6	14.488	0.138	51	0.039	14.065	0.142	215	0.009	18.142	0.11	15.603	0.128	2008	8	It took over a year and two months for SharonS's talk page to become unlocked. To follow the lulz memory trail, this link shows Andy stating "one's talk page is his castle" while he removes edits.
173	22	22	14.436	1.524	51	0.431	14.065	1.564	215	0.102	18.154	1.212	15.61	1.409	2008	8	Jinxmchue Hi Jinx! eats too much liquorice and decides he can name any old rubbish after himself. UPDATE: Oh God, there's more...
174	6	10	14.482	0.414	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	18.165	0.33	15.618	0.384	2008	8	How does someone get to be a surprise pick and a front runner at the same time? Only in Andyland.
175	8	14	14.455	0.553	51	0.157	14.065	0.569	215	0.037	18.177	0.44	15.625	0.512	2008	8	Even a sentence supported by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) can get removed by Andy.
176	20	20	14.452	1.384	51	0.392	14.065	1.422	215	0.093	18.188	1.1	15.632	1.279	2008	8	Obama's SOUL is at the controls and is going warp speed. You don't even want to know what the corporeal part of him is doing. And Chicago has, like, OMG, 50 mosques!
177	3	5	14.485	0.207	51	0.059	14.065	0.213	215	0.014	18.199	0.165	15.64	0.192	2008	8	A naive new user aims to correct gasp ERRORS in the atheism article! (Say it ain't so!) Yeah. Good luck with that.
178	20	20	14.429	1.386	51	0.392	14.065	1.422	215	0.093	18.211	1.098	15.647	1.278	2008	8	Smilin' Unka Ed defines a new policy: "please don't confuse Ed".
179	6	6	14.462	0.415	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	18.222	0.329	15.654	0.383	2008	8	As people desperately try to work on the News Project's ever-growing list of Wanted Pages, Croco realizes that "this is fun"
180	15	15	14.412	1.041	51	0.294	14.065	1.066	215	0.07	18.234	0.823	15.662	0.958	2008	8	Ed teaches us how to write an article. Actually that is so good I'll make an article on it.
181	13	13	14.415	0.902	51	0.255	14.065	0.924	215	0.06	18.245	0.713	15.669	0.83	2008	8	Question: how is the make of one's car relevant to Professor Values? Oh, that explains it.
182	16	16	14.407	1.111	51	0.314	14.065	1.138	215	0.074	18.256	0.876	15.676	1.021	2008	8	Uncle Ed says "Just Say No" to kissing.
183	-5	11	14.416	-0.347	51	-0.098	14.065	-0.355	215	-0.023	18.268	-0.274	15.684	-0.319	2008	8	LearnTogether brings us another conservative insight - American Indians have a historic problem laying off the firewater.
184	8	8	14.397	0.556	51	0.157	14.065	0.569	215	0.037	18.279	0.438	15.691	0.51	2008	8	Jacksmith: You can't equivocate [sic] abortion to infanticide. Bugler: we don't tolerate supporters of infanticide here mister. Andy: We don't censor here. DeanS: That essay is inappropriate
185	13	13	14.36	0.905	51	0.255	14.065	0.924	215	0.06	18.291	0.711	15.699	0.828	2008	8	Aschlafly insists on labeling public schools "atheistic" rather than "secular"...in a continuing vendetta against the godless...And when User:Human tries again, ditto. Could this be the beginning of an epic edit war?? Update: Andy gives Human a stern warning, which Human meekly accepts. But that's not enough for HenryS! Update: "Hurr hurr hurr..." Even Updater Lyin' Ed decides a warning by the owner of the site and a block by a frustrated Dane aren't enough, and warns him again. See also talk p
186	6	6	14.352	0.418	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	18.302	0.328	15.706	0.382	2008	8	Why are you on CP? Well, hopefully because you want to WORK WORK WORK! After all, asking about details of your recovery from a permaban (as well as setting the record straight) will only lead to another permaban!
187	6	6	14.305	0.419	51	0.118	14.065	0.427	215	0.028	18.314	0.328	15.713	0.382	2008	8	Yo, Ed! The phrase is "STOP or I'll shoot, not "STOP then I'll shoot!
188	3	5	14.258	0.21	51	0.059	14.065	0.213	215	0.014	18.325	0.164	15.721	0.191	2008	8	Not News:Ed deletes a User Page. News:The user was banned almost a month ago. FARK:He then issues a warning on the talk page.
192	13	13	14.207	0.915	51	0.255	14.065	0.924	215	0.06	18.371	0.708	15.75	0.825	2008	8	Oh, DirkB... He asks for clarification about Ed's edit - and Ed withdraws the welcome and places the user on "probation". Dirk returns fire and withdraws his thanks - only to be month-hammered and fully reverted. Here too. Update Loyal toadie Bodhan Henry comes along and makes it permanent, with a little fib of his own. Full circle: Philip fixes the very thing that Dirk initially criticized.
193	7	9	14.2	0.493	51	0.137	14.065	0.498	215	0.033	18.382	0.381	15.758	0.444	2008	8	A new Mystery!TM "How far can I bend the truth?"
194	2	6	14.171	0.141	51	0.039	14.065	0.142	215	0.009	18.394	0.109	15.765	0.127	2008	8	Poor Croc Dean...he really doesn't follow the news, does he? Philip also missed the memo, it appears...
195	8	8	14.126	0.566	51	0.157	14.065	0.569	215	0.037	18.405	0.435	15.772	0.507	2008	8	Ed Poor, stats guru
196	9	9	14.093	0.639	51	0.176	14.065	0.64	215	0.042	18.416	0.489	15.78	0.57	2008	8	Andy says Obama was "perhaps never" called Barry. See Andy, this is why, we don't trust you.
197	32	36	14.065	2.275	51	0.627	23.81	1.344	225	0.142	18.428	1.737	15.787	2.027	2008	9	Well. That's thatimg, I guess.
198	15	23	14.184	1.058	51	0.294	23.81	0.63	225	0.067	18.439	0.813	15.795	0.95	2008	9	Andy takes time out from bashing public schools and smearing Obama to tell an editor that "Conservapedia is not the place to grind an aximg".
199	5	9	14.231	0.351	51	0.098	23.81	0.21	225	0.022	18.451	0.271	15.802	0.316	2008	9	Constructive criticism and cooperation on CP: "All the pointsimg not written by meimg are crapimg." Update: Most non-Andy points are quickly removedimg without further discussion.
200	15	17	14.203	1.056	51	0.294	23.81	0.63	225	0.067	18.462	0.812	15.809	0.949	2008	9	Aschlafly, attorney for "medical group" Association of American Physicians and Surgeons, brings up discredited anti-Gardasil arguments as reason for a new #1 example of bias in Wikipediaimg. He also tries to debunk Wikipedia's claims that are supported by: Associated Press and BioMed Central.
201	14	16	14.218	0.985	51	0.275	23.81	0.588	225	0.062	18.474	0.758	15.817	0.885	2008	9	Conservative Timing: Just in time for the KAL 007 anniversary (between Aug 31 and Sep 1), the KAL 007 article is not the Featured Articleimg anymore.
202	47	49	14.228	3.303	51	0.922	23.81	1.974	225	0.209	18.485	2.543	15.824	2.97	2008	9	Andy ♥ Augustoimg. Update: PaulM ♥ Hitlerimg, but that doesn't go over quite as wellimg.
203	7	9	14.411	0.486	51	0.137	23.81	0.294	225	0.031	18.496	0.378	15.832	0.442	2008	9	Evangelical or not, Andy reachesimg a new ironymeter high.
204	9	13	14.382	0.626	51	0.176	23.81	0.378	225	0.04	18.508	0.486	15.839	0.568	2008	9	Professional sycophant Bugly proposesimg teh "Conservapedia Day", and Andy loves itimg. (PS, it was Nov. 21, 2006)
205	19	23	14.375	1.322	51	0.373	23.81	0.798	225	0.084	18.519	1.026	15.846	1.199	2008	9	Andy to Interiot: "Thanks for your help, but have you done all you can to demonize liberals today?"img
207	11	13	14.42	0.763	51	0.216	23.81	0.462	225	0.049	18.542	0.593	15.861	0.694	2008	9	The cops invading your home to arrest you because you have weapons of gun: a dictatorial act of tyranny that one should never allow. The cops invading your home to arrest you for having duct tape, slingshots, empty bottles, rags, metal pipe, bolt cutters, krytponite locks, sledge hammers and numerous other things you probably have many of?img A-okay!
208	58	58	14.412	4.024	51	1.137	23.81	2.436	225	0.258	18.554	3.126	15.869	3.655	2008	9	Karajou QUITSimg. PJR wonders "was it something I said?" Moer: Bungler pours oil on troubled watersimg
209	25	25	14.636	1.708	58	0.431	23.81	1.05	225	0.111	18.565	1.347	15.876	1.575	2008	9	"We've always excluded [gossip]<sup>img</sup> like that from the beginning of this site". Removing "gossip" (explicitly confirmed by Sarah Palin) about a Republican gets a pat on the backimg. Removing gossipimg from a Democratic entry: Godspeed!
210	11	23	14.689	0.749	58	0.19	23.81	0.462	225	0.049	18.576	0.592	15.884	0.693	2008	9	Andy Schlafly Presents: "Greatest Myths of American Historyimg" in an attempt to discredit dem dec33tful publick skool hisstury kla553z. If it doesn't fit the "Christian nation/right Republicans/pro-capitalist" worldview, then it's bias, never fact.
211	-6	22	14.731	-0.407	58	-0.103	23.81	-0.252	225	-0.027	18.588	-0.323	15.891	-0.378	2008	9	In a true moment of WTF, Deborah (once again?) dominates the Recent Changes: 49 out of 50 changes are hers.
212	6	14	14.768	0.406	58	0.103	23.81	0.252	225	0.027	18.599	0.323	15.899	0.377	2008	9	Ed Poor might be the only CP sysop who manages to turn his own talk page into a quotemineimg while archiving.img
213	17	19	14.764	1.151	58	0.293	23.81	0.714	225	0.076	18.611	0.913	15.906	1.069	2008	9	I'm sorry Master, I wasn't able to write as many new stubs as usual, but I made sure a lot of more useful contributors can't write them eitherimg. Shucks, Ed, before I turn off editing for the night, "thanks for the significant contributions!img" Good night, and good luck.
214	16	18	14.785	1.082	58	0.276	23.81	0.672	225	0.071	18.622	0.859	15.913	1.005	2008	9	Act III, wherein hilarity ensues as detective Bohdan gathers all suspects into the state room and pulls an accusation directly out of his ass. He is then schooled in the fine art of logic by..... Phillip Rayment the 1st?img.
215	15	21	14.801	1.013	58	0.259	23.81	0.63	225	0.067	18.634	0.805	15.921	0.942	2008	9	Looks like "Rebuplican" [sic] Ed's been hitting the boozeimg. "Cleraly" [sic] we should not "TOLERATE this knuckleheads" [sic].
216	25	27	14.832	1.686	58	0.431	23.81	1.05	225	0.111	18.645	1.341	15.928	1.57	2008	9	BrianCo decides to illustrate the Achilles articleimg with pron then takes twoimg attemptsimg to make it family-friendly.
217	19	19	14.892	1.276	58	0.328	23.81	0.798	225	0.084	18.656	1.018	15.936	1.192	2008	9	Andy spins improves the entry on Sarah Palin by pointing out that her critics are liberalsimg. Who'd have guessed the Republican State House Speaker and her Republican campaign coordinator in Ketchikan were liberals? [1]img
218	29	31	14.912	1.945	58	0.5	23.81	1.218	225	0.129	18.668	1.553	15.943	1.819	2008	9	Andy's great insights: John Schlafly's homosexualityimg is actually gossip!img
219	15	17	14.99	1.001	58	0.259	23.81	0.63	225	0.067	18.679	0.803	15.951	0.94	2008	9	Andy: it is not Palin's conservative values that are to blame for her daughter's pregnancy, it is the indoctrination by her public schoolimg. The same schools that people like Palin and Andy would rather not allow to teach birth control. Never mind that Paris Hilton, America's favorite spoiled rich & sexually promiscuous socialite, went to private school
220	53	57	15	3.533	58	0.914	23.81	2.226	225	0.236	18.691	2.836	15.958	3.321	2008	9	In other words - "Girls should just be quiet and bake more cookiesimg"
221	12	14	15.203	0.789	58	0.207	23.81	0.504	225	0.053	18.702	0.642	15.966	0.752	2008	9	Andy has just had enoughimg of unruly homeschoolers.
222	21	23	15.197	1.382	58	0.362	23.81	0.882	225	0.093	18.713	1.122	15.973	1.315	2008	9	SilvioB: "Please, no gossip, as per the rules. Instead, stick with mathematics, which you say you're good at."img Ed Poor: "I do what I wantimg, so fuck you."img UPDATE Belgian commits wiki-suicideimg, and Moar suicide, calls outimg Unca Ed.
223	21	23	15.234	1.378	58	0.362	23.81	0.882	225	0.093	18.725	1.122	15.981	1.314	2008	9	Add multiplicationimg to the ever-growing list of things Ed Poor doesn't understand. Also, fuck youimg if you're new to multiplication!
224	3	11	15.271	0.196	58	0.052	23.81	0.126	225	0.013	18.736	0.16	15.988	0.188	2008	9	Noted masochist sysop editor peon HelpJazz, haz returned!img Or his account haz been hacked
225	12	14	15.251	0.787	58	0.207	23.81	0.504	225	0.053	18.748	0.64	15.996	0.75	2008	9	Bungler can't make up his mindimg, but settles on ignoring his own name. Ronde V sounds real enough next to Bungle R... Update:MOAR!img Goggle S, nice name!
226	31	37	15.245	2.033	58	0.534	23.81	1.302	225	0.138	18.759	1.653	16.003	1.937	2008	9	Like you're from Arkansas?img
227	7	11	15.347	0.456	58	0.121	23.81	0.294	225	0.031	18.771	0.373	16.011	0.437	2008	9	Bungler blocks Gogglesimg but isn't Gogglesimg actually the POWERFULimg BethanySimg returned for the new term? UPDATE - The ever-delightful Bethany gives the all-clearimg and Bungler apologisesimg.
228	18	24	15.327	1.174	58	0.31	23.81	0.756	225	0.08	18.782	0.958	16.018	1.124	2008	9	Ed, you really are a complete bastardimg. UPDATE Yes, a total assholeimg AGAIN A fully fledged scumbag!img FINALLY You utter Fuck-Face!img
229	9	17	15.367	0.586	58	0.155	23.81	0.378	225	0.04	18.793	0.479	16.026	0.562	2008	9	Parodist name gets changedimg, suspicions are raised. HenryS/Bohdan attempts to connect the dotsimg, but later sincerely apologizesimg for his mistake. Ed divides by zero and fires off a writing planimg and a whole-hearted "fuck you"img, better safe than sorry.
230	11	15	15.375	0.715	58	0.19	23.81	0.462	225	0.049	18.805	0.585	16.033	0.686	2008	9	If there's anything that gets admins excited enough to lure them back, it's teh banhammerimg. Karajou returns.
231	3	11	15.373	0.195	58	0.052	23.81	0.126	225	0.013	18.816	0.159	16.041	0.187	2008	9	Can you feel the love?img
232	10	14	15.353	0.651	58	0.172	23.81	0.42	225	0.044	18.828	0.531	16.048	0.623	2008	9	In a shining example of how the CP Admin Complaints Desk works, a complainant is told by Bugler to drop itimg... no doubt teh 'or else' is yet to come.
233	12	14	15.347	0.782	58	0.207	23.81	0.504	225	0.053	18.839	0.637	16.056	0.747	2008	9	What to do with thisimg recognizedimg bit of parody? Improveimg it, of course.
234	16	20	15.341	1.043	58	0.276	23.81	0.672	225	0.071	18.851	0.849	16.063	0.996	2008	9	Jinx hi Jinx! When RedState doesn't praise Sarah Palin enough, just quotemine itimg for the parts that you like. Don't worry about those who call attention to the quote mining, they are just "... protest[ing]<sup>img</sup> (and quibble[ing]) too much.".
235	17	17	15.362	1.107	58	0.293	23.81	0.714	225	0.076	18.862	0.901	16.071	1.058	2008	9	Who knows what caused this hostilityimg? Not even Kettle knows, but he calls his bluffimg (Bureaucrats can change user rights). Don't mess with Future Son-In-Lawâ„¢, Petty-Officer Seaman Karajouimg!
236	0	8	15.369	0	58	0	23.81	0	225	0	18.873	0	16.079	0	2008	9	Calling "an institution of a democratic state" fascist is namecallingimg, except when someone we likeimg does it. Then it's "factually correct and therefore okay".
237	12	20	15.336	0.782	58	0.207	23.81	0.504	225	0.053	18.885	0.635	16.086	0.746	2008	9	Did anyone else just feel a strange chillimg?
238	2	10	15.357	0.13	58	0.034	23.81	0.084	225	0.009	18.896	0.106	16.094	0.124	2008	9	Okay...img but do you realize whereimg you'reimg posting constitutes an irony meter replacement?
239	22	26	15.333	1.435	58	0.379	23.81	0.924	225	0.098	18.908	1.164	16.101	1.366	2008	9	"In The News" goes from using "News Sources"img, to opinion columnsimg, to blogsimg. And now, the bottom of the barrel: blog COMMENTS!img Guess a "Man On The Street" wasn't available.
240	2	6	15.381	0.13	58	0.034	23.81	0.084	225	0.009	18.919	0.106	16.109	0.124	2008	9	There is a processimg to remove newly created articles from this list, but we don't know what it is, yet.img UPDATE: Okay, NOW we doimg but we have [apparently] forgotten how to lock pages.
241	8	20	15.339	0.522	58	0.138	23.81	0.336	225	0.036	18.931	0.423	16.116	0.496	2008	9	This featured articleimg reads like the work of a ten year old. Try reading the second sentence! Compare with Wikipedia's entry on the same subject.
242	11	15	15.36	0.716	58	0.19	23.81	0.462	225	0.049	18.942	0.581	16.124	0.682	2008	9	Great ideaimg Andy! And when McCain is asked how many homes he has, he can reply "he isn't running for real estate agent."img I'm sure THAT will go over great with voters!
243	11	13	15.358	0.716	58	0.19	23.81	0.462	225	0.049	18.953	0.58	16.131	0.682	2008	9	Family-friendlyimg, indeed. Oh, and Conservative wants something different than English on CP? Har!
244	26	28	15.348	1.694	58	0.448	23.81	1.092	225	0.116	18.965	1.371	16.139	1.611	2008	9	Another Andy original.img Update: Same procedure as every year: Talk pageimg pwnage, complete with revertimg, blockimg, whitewashingimg and block warningimg - to be continued, most likely.
245	8	10	15.403	0.519	58	0.138	23.81	0.336	225	0.036	18.976	0.422	16.147	0.495	2008	9	Crack open the champagne, its Conservapedia Day!img And insiders hintimg that there will be a new sysop! Ah, wait, THREEimg new sysops!
246	14	16	15.379	0.91	58	0.241	23.81	0.588	225	0.062	18.988	0.737	16.154	0.867	2008	9	Andy "Space Expert" Schlafly (aided by Foxtrot) strikes again: "Atheist science can't explain the Gaseous Planetary Envelopes!"
247	8	10	15.382	0.52	58	0.138	23.81	0.336	225	0.036	18.999	0.421	16.162	0.495	2008	9	Andy must be referring to a differentimg Pinochet from that the rest of the world knows. Maybe Bob Mugabe is next on his "in" list
248	4	8	15.359	0.26	58	0.069	23.81	0.168	225	0.018	19.011	0.21	16.169	0.247	2008	9	TerryH, a racist?img Naww..... but does he know the article's historyimg? UPDATE: Another victory for the Freedom of Speech!img
249	20	22	15.328	1.305	58	0.345	23.81	0.84	225	0.089	19.022	1.051	16.177	1.236	2008	9	Margery Campbell, who once beggedimg to be removed, as she couldn't disobey her husband, clearly decides Andy isn't much of a man, and gets meanimg. UPDATE Her son apologisesimg for his comments.
250	-1	15	15.356	-0.065	58	-0.017	23.81	-0.042	225	-0.004	19.033	-0.053	16.184	-0.062	2008	9	As much as we'd hoped otherwise, PJR comes out and shows he is indeed a card-carrying member of the Goon Squadimg
251	9	13	15.354	0.586	58	0.155	23.81	0.378	225	0.04	19.045	0.473	16.192	0.556	2008	9	Dunno how to tell you this, hon, but Andy and crew would rather turn kids into the formerimg. Probably women too, if they can manage.
252	28	32	15.345	1.825	58	0.483	23.81	1.176	225	0.124	19.056	1.469	16.2	1.728	2008	9	Andy delves into the conservative world of dietingimg. Coming soon: CP Pilates, and an Andy Exercise Video, "You can lose 20 pounds while sitting at your computer all day making up shit!"
253	28	30	15.414	1.817	58	0.483	23.81	1.176	225	0.124	19.068	1.468	16.207	1.728	2008	9	Conservapedians agree: for the sake of the Palin family, don't vote for McCain-Palin!img
254	1	7	15.475	0.065	58	0.017	23.81	0.042	225	0.004	19.079	0.052	16.215	0.062	2008	9	Uh, Ken? Leaving aside how childish thisimg makes you look, the fact is puffer fish, even ones of questionable copyright, can't sing.
255	11	13	15.44	0.712	58	0.19	23.81	0.462	225	0.049	19.091	0.576	16.222	0.678	2008	9	Andy's template for responding to people who annoy him: A noun, a verb, and a new article-worthyimg insultimg. UPDATE: Make that a noun, a verb, a new article-worthy insult, and a rearguard blockimg.
256	-5	13	15.43	-0.324	58	-0.086	23.81	-0.21	225	-0.022	19.102	-0.262	16.23	-0.308	2008	9	PUFFER FISH UPDATE: Ken's keeping it simple.img Real simple.img
257	8	12	15.42	0.519	58	0.138	23.81	0.336	225	0.036	19.113	0.419	16.238	0.493	2008	9	Yeah, go find a real blogimg, ya hippie, and not one that pretends to be a wiki! Wait, that came out wrong. UPDATE: Apparently not a real encyclopediaimg either!
258	34	36	15.406	2.207	58	0.586	23.81	1.428	225	0.151	19.125	1.778	16.245	2.093	2008	9	No comment. No comment at all.img UPDATE Andy steps in with more of his undeniable logicimg which he proceeds to post on the main pageimg. Bigot much Andy?
259	10	12	15.49	0.646	58	0.172	23.81	0.42	225	0.044	19.136	0.523	16.253	0.615	2008	9	Ever get the impression that there is something wrong with Andyimg? Specifically, his mental health, which seems to be spending less time with him.
260	1	9	15.476	0.065	58	0.017	23.81	0.042	225	0.004	19.148	0.052	16.261	0.061	2008	9	HenryS gets right to the pointimg over thisimg
261	3	9	15.449	0.194	58	0.052	23.81	0.126	225	0.013	19.159	0.157	16.268	0.184	2008	9	And thisimg is from the guy who brags about his history class. God help the child.
262	10	16	15.423	0.648	58	0.172	23.81	0.42	225	0.044	19.17	0.522	16.276	0.614	2008	9	Good old Jinx hi Jinx! one ups Andy and shatters every irony meterimg in the lower 48 states
264	1	13	15.426	0.065	58	0.017	23.81	0.042	225	0.004	19.193	0.052	16.291	0.061	2008	9	PJR is a bit behind the times: After the Gallery has been boldly removedimg by the guy with the "Noimg Talkimg" gag order, Philip calmly reasonsimg with the guy who has just been blockedimg for a month.
265	2	24	15.416	0.13	58	0.034	23.81	0.084	225	0.009	19.205	0.104	16.299	0.123	2008	9	Welcome back, HelpJazz! Here, have some paranoiaimg to make you feel right at home. Update Apparently we are humourlessimg.
266	-3	23	15.45	-0.194	58	-0.052	23.81	-0.126	225	-0.013	19.216	-0.156	16.306	-0.184	2008	9	Wow!img Mercy on CP? What's next "Love a Liberal Day?"
267	-17	35	15.48	-1.098	58	-0.293	23.81	-0.714	225	-0.076	19.228	-0.884	16.314	-1.042	2008	9	NO HELP FOR YOU!img
268	5	41	15.557	0.321	58	0.086	23.81	0.21	225	0.022	19.239	0.26	16.322	0.306	2008	9	Another great encyclopedic entryimg
269	0	26	15.657	0	58	0	23.81	0	225	0	19.25	0	16.329	0	2008	9	Remember the kangaroo, which was "taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood"? And now, the way real scientists consider the kangaroo to have originated is considered "atheist and/or evolutionaryimg"
270	-7	27	15.698	-0.446	58	-0.121	23.81	-0.294	225	-0.031	19.262	-0.363	16.337	-0.428	2008	9	How about the week after NEVER!img
271	3	23	15.742	0.191	58	0.052	23.81	0.126	225	0.013	19.273	0.156	16.345	0.184	2008	9	Yes, we were wondering the exact same thingimg.
272	30	46	15.77	1.902	58	0.517	23.81	1.26	225	0.133	19.285	1.556	16.352	1.835	2008	9	Resident parodist Bugler has to make the hard choice. "Do I block the user who's in violation of the naming rules,img creating glaringly obviousimg parody articles and attacking other users?img or do I block the guy that's generally following the rules?"img The final choice is not surprisingimg UPDATE: He didn't do anything wrong, why did you block him?img Because I am a parodist and this site is too stupid to noticeimg MORE UPDATE:Longtime editor HelpJazz dares to question the responseimg and
273	25	45	15.888	1.574	58	0.431	23.81	1.05	225	0.111	19.296	1.296	16.36	1.528	2008	9	You smell that? Sanity, sonimg. Bethany shows the Assfly how executive power should be wielded, and has her eye firmly on that Bugler character!img Your correspondent must report that he is almost proud. *sniff*
274	16	22	16	1	58	0.276	23.81	0.672	225	0.071	19.308	0.829	16.368	0.978	2008	9	Bugler lets his mask slipimg while being confronted by PJR, but later comes to his sensesimg. Update Heavens to Betsey!img Is it getting positively negative in here, or what?
275	1	15	16.023	0.062	58	0.017	23.81	0.042	225	0.004	19.319	0.052	16.375	0.061	2008	9	You know your life is without meaning when you're reduced to being rearguardimg for a parodistimg.
276	17	23	16.019	1.061	58	0.293	23.81	0.714	225	0.076	19.33	0.879	16.383	1.038	2008	9	How to react to reportsimg of abuse, the Conservapedia way: Add to the abuse by banhammering the guyimg and then eraseimg all traces of the abuse report.
277	2	26	16.046	0.125	58	0.034	23.81	0.084	225	0.009	19.342	0.103	16.391	0.122	2008	9	Barack Obama has nothing to doimg with affirmative action...or does he?img
278	3	25	16.084	0.187	58	0.052	23.81	0.126	225	0.013	19.353	0.155	16.398	0.183	2008	9	Can there be any clearer proof that Bugler is a parodist than thisimg?
279	17	23	16.117	1.055	58	0.293	23.81	0.714	225	0.076	19.365	0.878	16.406	1.036	2008	9	What the f...?img Who's a naughty boy then?
280	5	17	16.143	0.31	58	0.086	23.81	0.21	225	0.022	19.376	0.258	16.414	0.305	2008	9	Conservapedian mercyimg? Not if you're a money-lending Jew. UPDATE: Buglerimg reads WIGO.
281	15	21	16.147	0.929	58	0.259	23.81	0.63	225	0.067	19.388	0.774	16.421	0.913	2008	9	BREAKING NEWS: Atheist biologist PZ Myers desecrated a eucharistimg! (Er, 7 weeks ago}
282	7	13	16.165	0.433	58	0.121	23.81	0.294	225	0.031	19.399	0.361	16.429	0.426	2008	9	What's better than a sysop stating that "Articles does not have to be large to be good enough."img (sic like whoa)? Easy: PJR replying that, indeed, size doesn't matterimg: "(that's why I wasn't concerned with the length of Sausage)". And better than that? A capslock reply.img
283	5	11	16.153	0.31	58	0.086	23.81	0.21	225	0.022	19.41	0.258	16.437	0.304	2008	9	How to get banned quickly: Point outimg that Ken's "article" is crap, contradictimg Andy, and engageimg in an edit-war with a sysop... all within half an hour. Update: LearnTogether doesn't play that wayimg.
284	4	14	16.134	0.248	58	0.069	23.81	0.168	225	0.018	19.422	0.206	16.445	0.243	2008	9	Fine, then. Be like that.img Update - Oh, it's on, bitch!img
285	19	25	16.126	1.178	58	0.328	23.81	0.798	225	0.084	19.433	0.978	16.452	1.155	2008	9	PJR comesimg (also check next diff for honesty) to Myers' defense. Whodathunkit? UPDATE: Not just a fluke!img
286	-13	21	16.159	-0.805	58	-0.224	23.81	-0.546	225	-0.058	19.445	-0.669	16.46	-0.79	2008	9	Has the LHC created a wormhole that has taken us to a parallel universe, or has Conservapedia actually fixed its Obama articleimg?
287	78	82	16.176	4.822	58	1.345	23.81	3.276	225	0.347	19.456	4.009	16.468	4.737	2008	9	Tired of watching a pic of Darwin in the Theory of Evolution article? Finally Conservative provided a better image and captionimg. UPDATE: Surely, such a pretty new picture deserves a spot on the Main Pageimg.
288	20	22	16.418	1.218	82	0.244	23.81	0.84	225	0.089	19.468	1.027	16.475	1.214	2008	9	When ordinary CP homophobia just doesn't go far enough, it's time for edit summaries like thisimg UPDATE: NathanG smacks him down with sanityimg.
289	15	17	16.438	0.913	82	0.183	23.81	0.63	225	0.067	19.479	0.77	16.483	0.91	2008	9	Heh, nobody'll notice my pet articles creeping up the listimg. Oh, shi-img
290	98	100	16.44	5.961	82	1.195	23.81	4.116	225	0.436	19.49	5.028	16.491	5.943	2008	9	Andy gets PWNED by PNAS.img Insta-Update Andy puts his own spinimg on the facts, UPDATE and gets PWNED AGAIN!img UPDATE Move along, nothing to see hereimg IMPORTANT NOTICE Only edits that agree with Andyimg will be allowed, under threat of the (largely defensive) weapon of block.img
291	8	14	16.743	0.478	100	0.08	23.81	0.336	225	0.036	19.502	0.41	16.499	0.485	2008	9	Conservative gets a sudden bout of near-sanityimg, but thankfully it passes quicklyimg. PS, hey, Kendoll, you idiot, your images and headers aren't "playing well together" - do you ever check to see what your crappy edits looks like in a "browser"?
292	53	61	16.733	3.167	100	0.53	23.81	2.226	225	0.236	19.513	2.716	16.506	3.211	2008	9	"Andy, I have some questionsimg. And do you really think you can just ignore any criticism you don't like? Oh, I seeimg. UPDATE: "Why did you revert my comment?"img "La la can't hear you."img "That doesn't make sense."img "So's your face!img MORE: Sensing inconvenient truthsimg, Bugler comes to Andy's aid. Take that, Toffersimg, Get stuffed, Buggersimg. AND: "Plz to stop the censorship kthxbye?"img. "Do not want."img IT GOES ON: Disagreeing with Andy, no matter what way you phrase it, is verbote
293	15	21	16.892	0.888	100	0.15	23.81	0.63	225	0.067	19.525	0.768	16.514	0.908	2008	9	Cripes, get a roomimg, you two! (Reference links to put this make-out session into perspective: Croco doesn't allowimg discussion before a news item is posted, and Dirk (who apparently was a conservative) went backimg to Wikipedia.) UPDATE: And he's blocked.img
294	18	20	16.907	1.065	100	0.18	23.81	0.756	225	0.08	19.536	0.921	16.522	1.089	2008	9	Fresh from using his banhammer,img Bugler takes an irony break.img I guess he forgot that he is responsible for this gem.img
295	34	36	16.918	2.01	100	0.34	23.81	1.428	225	0.151	19.548	1.739	16.53	2.057	2008	9	Bugler sends himself an emailimg, prompting Andy to unzipimg.UPDATE PJR isn'timg going to play. UPDATE 2 Lalalalaimg I can't hear you...
296	20	24	16.986	1.177	100	0.2	23.81	0.84	225	0.089	19.559	1.023	16.537	1.209	2008	9	Ken deConservative is anti-intellectualimg. Whodathunkit?
297	8	16	17.011	0.47	100	0.08	23.81	0.336	225	0.036	19.57	0.409	16.545	0.484	2008	9	Chippeterson is on wiki bingeimg, creating wanted pagesimg at a rate of 25 new stubs per hour, including gems like thisimg, thisimg and thisimg, regardless of the contextimg in which words like 'contact'img are being used.
298	39	43	17.007	2.293	100	0.39	23.81	1.638	225	0.173	19.582	1.992	16.553	2.356	2008	9	Can't you fools read? When I say I want substantive comments, don't post substantive commentsimg! "Dinsdale, we're here to think and learn." - ASchlafly Bonus Snark Doesn't anyone have anything substantive that totally agrees that I'm right and they're wrongimg? UPDATE: Andy is told he just might be wrongimg... and responds with a couple ofimg STFU'simg. More: Only "substantive" comments will be tolerated on his talk pageimg too. The banhammerimg is primed and ready. UPDATE:Confused much?img
299	43	47	17.099	2.515	100	0.43	23.81	1.806	225	0.191	19.593	2.195	16.561	2.597	2008	9	Andy tells Userafw that he is suffering bi-polar disorder because he is not praying loudly enoughimg. Remember that Jesus said,img When thou prayest, enter not into thy closet, but love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that thou mayest be seen of men. (Asch. 6:5)
300	5	9	17.204	0.291	100	0.05	23.81	0.21	225	0.022	19.605	0.255	16.568	0.302	2008	9	Karajou thoughtfully lays out the rules governing country articles:img RULE 1: They are most likely cut and paste hatchet jobs from public-domain websites. RULE 2: We are too lazy to clean up this mess, so we expect you to do for us. Just remember to "provide relevent, facual info".
301	10	12	17.175	0.582	100	0.1	23.81	0.42	225	0.044	19.616	0.51	16.576	0.603	2008	9	Only comments by someone who uses their real name are considered to be substantiveimg. All seems well in Andy-Land. UPDATE And now we come full circleimg.
302	8	12	17.157	0.466	100	0.08	23.81	0.336	225	0.036	19.627	0.408	16.584	0.482	2008	9	Two Meters, redux.img
303	5	9	17.139	0.292	100	0.05	23.81	0.21	225	0.022	19.639	0.255	16.592	0.301	2008	9	DeanS now can't even be bothered to copy the blog headlinesimg now that his puppets can reword them.
304	15	21	17.111	0.877	100	0.15	23.81	0.63	225	0.067	19.65	0.763	16.6	0.904	2008	9	How exactly is it that 90/10 can be the block reasonimg when the editor has only made one contribution to the siteimg? Ghost of DanH: "The 90/10 rule is not to be used after one edit. I will expressly say that."img
305	29	31	17.124	1.694	100	0.29	23.81	1.218	225	0.129	19.662	1.475	16.607	1.746	2008	9	A day in the life of The Chipsterimg: copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...UPDATE:...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...copy, pasteimg...
306	15	17	17.172	0.874	100	0.15	23.81	0.63	225	0.067	19.673	0.762	16.615	0.903	2008	9	Environmentalism is a Religionimg, and nobody can argue with this "photographic proof".
307	19	27	17.171	1.107	100	0.19	23.81	0.798	225	0.084	19.685	0.965	16.623	1.143	2008	9	Big brother Rschlafly gives little Andy an absolute PWNING!img
308	0	20	17.205	0	100	0	23.81	0	225	0	19.696	0	16.631	0	2008	9	Don't confuse the name of a certain presidential candidate with that of a rapperimg who preaches Hollywood values
309	4	12	17.214	0.232	100	0.04	23.81	0.168	225	0.018	19.707	0.203	16.639	0.24	2008	9	Great, what a thing to be pleased about, more Viagra spamimg
310	27	29	17.197	1.57	100	0.27	23.81	1.134	225	0.12	19.719	1.369	16.646	1.622	2008	9	Albert Einstein, just a poster boyimg for E=mc2
311	25	27	17.236	1.45	100	0.25	23.81	1.05	225	0.111	19.73	1.267	16.654	1.501	2008	9	There is always trouble brewing in Andyland: PJR lays a little more smackimg down on the Almighty.
312	-5	25	17.269	-0.29	100	-0.05	23.81	-0.21	225	-0.022	19.742	-0.253	16.662	-0.3	2008	9	Thisimg will not be confusing at all, ever.
313	22	28	17.295	1.272	100	0.22	23.81	0.924	225	0.098	19.753	1.114	16.67	1.32	2008	9	I suppose it should surprise no one that the username Republicansforobamaimg is inappropriate, but DemocratsForMccainimg is not. UPDATE...or not.img
314	13	23	17.331	0.75	100	0.13	23.81	0.546	225	0.058	19.765	0.658	16.678	0.779	2008	9	Why would we need two different articles? One is a dull, leaden object that serves no discernible function other than being stuck in the same place for varying amounts of time and the other holds a ship in place.img It's so simple
315	10	14	17.35	0.576	100	0.1	23.81	0.42	225	0.044	19.776	0.506	16.685	0.599	2008	9	HelpJazz, HelpJazz, HelpJazz. How will you ever make Sysop when you do discourteous thingsimg like telling a true acolyte that Andy's CP Mysteriesimg don't count as facts in citations.UPDATE: calling a spade a spadeimg probably won't help your cause either
316	11	17	17.339	0.634	100	0.11	23.81	0.462	225	0.049	19.787	0.556	16.693	0.659	2008	9	Andy updates his already burgeoning resume.img
317	9	13	17.338	0.519	100	0.09	23.81	0.378	225	0.04	19.799	0.455	16.701	0.539	2008	9	Cut-&-paste wonderboy Chippeterson is perplexed by another user's grammar correctionimg to his Castle, and goes crying to teacherimg. (Specifically, his complaint is about "making minor edits to user pages with out [sic] there [sic] permission".) He also becomes confused about his own identityimg.
318	26	30	17.323	1.501	100	0.26	23.81	1.092	225	0.116	19.81	1.312	16.709	1.556	2008	9	Embattledimg by logic, Andy changes the subjectimg to the historicity of Jesus. Rhetorical whiplash ensuesimg.
319	9	15	17.365	0.518	100	0.09	23.81	0.378	225	0.04	19.822	0.454	16.717	0.538	2008	9	Well, at least the threatimg is substantive...
320	-5	17	17.357	-0.288	100	-0.05	23.81	-0.21	225	-0.022	19.833	-0.252	16.725	-0.299	2008	9	DRamon's bid to become the next Bugler appears to have failedimg, albeit only temporarily. There is still time young padawan!
321	-11	27	17.356	-0.634	100	-0.11	23.81	-0.462	225	-0.049	19.845	-0.554	16.732	-0.657	2008	9	Sorry Horace looks like 42img was not the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything when you are in CP version of it.
322	13	17	17.388	0.748	100	0.13	23.81	0.546	225	0.058	19.856	0.655	16.74	0.777	2008	9	Given a choice between a highly qualified and published professor and Creationwiki, just guessimg which one PJR sees as a more reliable source.
323	59	65	17.386	3.393	100	0.59	23.81	2.478	225	0.262	19.867	2.97	16.748	3.523	2008	9	Yes, believing in evolution is a... syndrome.img The supply of irony meters cannot meet the demand. Update: Somebody feels like tempting fateimg. Update the second: The irony, Claptin! She cannae take much more of it!img But wait, after clever wandalism, Andy refuses to teachimg the controversyimg
324	34	38	17.54	1.938	100	0.34	23.81	1.428	225	0.151	19.879	1.71	16.756	2.029	2008	9	Taciturn to Andy: "Grow a pair!img" Andy to Taciturn: "No.img"
327	14	30	17.606	0.795	100	0.14	23.81	0.588	225	0.062	19.913	0.703	16.78	0.834	2008	9	The economy is in tatters, the elections are getting nasty, the Taliban are resurgent but, more importantly, are our schools celebrating constitution day?img
328	42	48	17.646	2.38	100	0.42	23.81	1.764	225	0.187	19.925	2.108	16.787	2.502	2008	9	LearnTogether: There's no proofimg that Palin was behind Wasilla victims paying for their own rape-test kits.DinsdaleP: Umm, what about thisimg?(snip)imgLearnTogether: As I said, there's no proof...
329	40	42	17.744	2.254	100	0.4	23.81	1.68	225	0.178	19.936	2.006	16.795	2.382	2008	9	BugleBoy's meds wear offimg. UPDATE: Fasten your seatbelts--this could be a bumpy rideimg.
330	18	20	17.821	1.01	100	0.18	23.81	0.756	225	0.08	19.947	0.902	16.803	1.071	2008	9	The master is always eager to fill young minds with his own ravingimg delusions (see answer #7).
331	-5	29	17.828	-0.28	100	-0.05	23.81	-0.21	225	-0.022	19.959	-0.251	16.811	-0.297	2008	9	Wall street should read conservapediaimg, and the crisis of confidence will be over.
332	29	31	17.863	1.623	100	0.29	23.81	1.218	225	0.129	19.97	1.452	16.819	1.724	2008	9	Or, in other words "I will never look at this talk page again."img You misspelled "contingency", I win!!!!eleventy!!img
333	41	43	17.905	2.29	100	0.41	23.81	1.722	225	0.182	19.982	2.052	16.827	2.437	2008	9	Outside statistical opinions welcomeimg, says Andy. KennyMac makes the single best contribution to the PNAS debateimg with a concise explanation and further commentaryimg. Crocoshite says, "we don't wantimg your sort around hereimg - we like teh stupid". Update: Croco goes rampagingimg. UPDATE: Andy has read KennyMac's excellent explanationimg, but utterly, totally and completelyimg failed to understand it.
334	26	26	17.984	1.446	100	0.26	23.81	1.092	225	0.116	19.993	1.3	16.835	1.544	2008	9	Someone lets Andy know he can admit he doesn't know what he is talking about and still be a big strong manimg. DeanS moves quicklyimg to protect Andy from this vital piece of information. UPDATE: And that's that!img. Really?img. Yes, do not criticise Andy. Periodimg.
335	0	18	18.009	0	100	0	23.81	0	225	0	20.005	0	16.843	0	2008	9	Those wacky, insane Conservapedians buy a wacky, insane study by the wacky, insane Gallup and the wacky, insane Baylor University that lies about wacky, insane conservative Christianity promoting rationalismimg. Those wacky, insane clowns!
336	38	38	18.009	2.11	100	0.38	23.81	1.596	225	0.169	20.016	1.898	16.851	2.255	2008	9	Oh Aschlafly, you really are a complete titimg arent you?
337	32	40	18.072	1.771	100	0.32	23.81	1.344	225	0.142	20.027	1.598	16.858	1.898	2008	9	PJR cements his title as the wittiest of the wingnuts by his clever use of Oversight to pwn the pwner here. (Before and after.) You win this round, PJR...!
338	3	13	18.14	0.165	100	0.03	23.81	0.126	225	0.013	20.039	0.15	16.866	0.178	2008	9	Jinx hi Jinx!, if you're going to make inane jokes, please at least spell them correctly.img
339	19	19	18.124	1.048	100	0.19	23.81	0.798	225	0.084	20.05	0.948	16.874	1.126	2008	9	Kenny boy pees on the top of the Main Pageimg, marking the whole thing as his territory. Beta (or lower) males Croc DeanS and the Koward show their throatsimg to recognize his authority.
340	13	17	18.127	0.717	100	0.13	23.81	0.546	225	0.058	20.062	0.648	16.882	0.77	2008	9	CP's jaundiced world view strikes again. "Outing"img has everything to do with homosexuals and nothing to do with trips to the seaside. (Also, note the internal link on "come out of the closet"). UPDATE: PJR is an avidimg readerimg of WIGO.
341	13	15	18.123	0.717	100	0.13	23.81	0.546	225	0.058	20.073	0.648	16.89	0.77	2008	9	It's Sunday and you know what that means kids? That's right, a new rant sermon essayimg from His Highness!. Update: make it twoimg!
342	11	15	18.114	0.607	100	0.11	23.81	0.462	225	0.049	20.084	0.548	16.898	0.651	2008	9	Andy puts that known liberal agitator Hsmom in her placeimg, where she proceeds to (home)schoolimg him.
343	24	26	18.104	1.326	100	0.24	23.81	1.008	225	0.107	20.096	1.194	16.906	1.42	2008	9	Gasp! A Hollywood filmmaker dupes peopleimg in order to ridicule their religious beliefs in his film! (This from people who rabidly promoted a certain other filmmaker who did thisimg.)
344	4	8	18.128	0.221	100	0.04	23.81	0.168	225	0.018	20.107	0.199	16.914	0.236	2008	9	Who says suggestions to CP talk pagesimg don't change much? There! Much better!img
345	19	29	18.098	1.05	100	0.19	23.81	0.798	225	0.084	20.119	0.944	16.922	1.123	2008	9	One of two things has happened. Either the world's greatest lawyerimg has no idea what constitutes legal trespassing, or he has become so delusional, he now thinks Conservapedia is a physical plot of landimg. UPDATE: 'trespassing' is Andy's word of the dayimg, and DRamon joins in the funimg.
346	33	37	18.131	1.82	100	0.33	23.81	1.386	225	0.147	20.13	1.639	16.93	1.949	2008	9	A prize to whoever can figure out what Jinx hi Jinx! finds so laughableimg
347	31	33	18.188	1.704	100	0.31	23.81	1.302	225	0.138	20.142	1.539	16.938	1.83	2008	9	Whenever I start to think PJR is above the viciously ignorant thugs who run CP, I can just read this shitimg, and I'll get over it. UPDATE At least he can still make us giggle thoughimg
348	14	18	18.233	0.768	100	0.14	23.81	0.588	225	0.062	20.153	0.695	16.946	0.826	2008	9	"Bush downplayed small government"img, "no, he didn't"img. "Are you sure?"img. "Yes, I am"img absolutely sureimg.
349	38	46	18.232	2.084	100	0.38	23.81	1.596	225	0.169	20.164	1.885	16.954	2.241	2008	9	For the first time ever, a mention of the FBI does not lead (so far) to the banhammer, and Karajou displays that he may actually be the biggest idiot at CP when he makes it clear he does not understand the difference between posting information on a wiki and hacking a private email account.img
350	7	19	18.315	0.382	100	0.07	23.81	0.294	225	0.031	20.176	0.347	16.962	0.413	2008	9	Silly Peons, Jinx hi Jinx! can mention whatever websites he wants,img for he is above the rules
351	21	23	18.317	1.146	100	0.21	23.81	0.882	225	0.093	20.187	1.04	16.97	1.238	2008	9	You are right Andy, public schools do not teach that visiting and editing an open wiki is trespassingimg. When will they learn? UPDATE Andy makes a funnyimg (and a typo)!
352	23	27	18.331	1.255	100	0.23	23.81	0.966	225	0.102	20.199	1.139	16.978	1.355	2008	9	An attempt by Jinx hi Jinx! to wikistalkimg a peon is going wellimg, as long as he can speak Turkish. Update: Bungler attempts to help the situationimg, not realizing that "idiotimg" originated with PJRimg.
353	22	30	18.357	1.198	100	0.22	23.81	0.924	225	0.098	20.21	1.089	16.985	1.295	2008	9	Please, Miss! Those naughty boys are fightingimg behind the bike sheds againimg
354	31	33	18.392	1.686	100	0.31	23.81	1.302	225	0.138	20.222	1.533	16.993	1.824	2008	9	Andy gets confused by the English language againimg. Biden seems to be ignorant of his own lies? UPDATE Andy, totally bewildered now, just makes up his own languageimg.
355	16	16	18.435	0.868	100	0.16	23.81	0.672	225	0.071	20.233	0.791	17.001	0.941	2008	9	Richard Lenski is the Hannah Distinguished Professor of Microbial Ecology? Not in Andyland!img
356	16	18	18.428	0.868	100	0.16	23.81	0.672	225	0.071	20.244	0.79	17.009	0.941	2008	9	PJR vs. Geologyimg, place yer bets!
357	16	18	18.426	0.868	100	0.16	23.81	0.672	225	0.071	20.256	0.79	17.017	0.94	2008	9	If "The scientific method works on physical things in the present... and it doesn't work on past eventsimg", then what about thisimg? Or of course this, or thisimg?
358	51	53	18.425	2.768	100	0.51	23.81	2.142	225	0.227	20.267	2.516	17.025	2.996	2008	9	Undeniable proof that Obama is a Muslimimg. Good spotting Andy
359	24	26	18.526	1.295	100	0.24	23.81	1.008	225	0.107	20.279	1.184	17.033	1.409	2008	9	Quoth Kendoll: Mah masterpiece is totally at 19 on Googleimg. Well, OK. Maybe I was exaggerating a wee bit, but definitely at 20img! No, wait, wait. I'll get it. It's totally in the top 25img. Oh, forget itimg.
360	28	30	18.548	1.51	100	0.28	23.81	1.176	225	0.124	20.29	1.38	17.041	1.643	2008	9	Well Andy? Has your "course" been reviewedimg? ANSWER THE QVESTION DAMNIT!
361	13	15	18.581	0.7	100	0.13	23.81	0.546	225	0.058	20.302	0.64	17.049	0.762	2008	9	Ken to Koward: Fuck youimg, my self-promotion is more important than your "news".UPDATE It's no longer DEFINITE it just "Appears as if"img it'll have momentum. How modest, Ken. And now he's removed the lot.img Send for the medics Ken's cracking up! And now he's going to VANISHimg all our lovely linx! UPDATE Overcome with joy, Kendoll spreadsimg hisimg seedimg far and wideimg. Andy respondsimg without enthusiasm. Could he be growing tired of Ken's spoutings ejaculations?
362	55	57	18.571	2.962	100	0.55	23.81	2.31	225	0.244	20.313	2.708	17.057	3.224	2008	9	Woo-hoo! Big Phil pisses onimg and then removesimg Aschlafly's bizarre but heavily defendedimg Pokiston news story from the front page. Stirring stuff. Bungler then protests on Main page talkimg and on Phil's own pageimg. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! (Bugler then creates a new page: Disputeimg!) UPDATE: It keeps getting better. Bugler foams at the mouth, accuses PJR of facilitating Al Qaeda's attempts to insert a sleeper cell into the White Houseimg. UPDATE: Dear Leader to PJR: Fuck you, Liberalimg. UPD
363	3	5	18.682	0.161	100	0.03	23.81	0.126	225	0.013	20.324	0.148	17.065	0.176	2008	9	Master Editor Ken deConservative demonstrates "a minimum of effort" by taking four edits to write a two-sentence replyimg. Quality counts when you're essentially saying "I won't tell you. Ha ha ha.".
364	16	16	18.643	0.858	100	0.16	25.926	0.617	240	0.067	20.336	0.787	17.073	0.937	2008	10	It's official, moronic vandalism, while similar to, is not the same as liberal vandalism.img Whew!
365	24	24	18.635	1.288	100	0.24	25.926	0.926	240	0.1	20.347	1.18	17.081	1.405	2008	10	It is not a hatchet job on Obamaimg, it is a great insightimg. UPDATE - Andy just won't let it goimg.
366	9	11	18.65	0.483	100	0.09	25.926	0.347	240	0.037	20.359	0.442	17.089	0.527	2008	10	Whoah, hey there, JM. Make sure to read your quotesimg first and ensure that they're family friendly.img
367	14	16	18.629	0.752	100	0.14	25.926	0.54	240	0.058	20.37	0.687	17.097	0.819	2008	10	Will Andy respond and use his executive oversight? Or will Bugler wake from his sleep of the dead and produce a rash of Banhammerings?img
368	9	11	18.621	0.483	100	0.09	25.926	0.347	240	0.037	20.382	0.442	17.105	0.526	2008	10	"The MSM is evil and lies about everything!" "It's great you're here to say that; where'd you find us?" "The MSM.img" Pop!
369	15	15	18.599	0.806	100	0.15	25.926	0.579	240	0.062	20.393	0.736	17.113	0.877	2008	10	Andy casts doubtimg on Kathleen Parker's conserv-a-cred, presumably because she was critical of Ice Princess Palin. Small wonder, given the raving liberal site she regularly contributes to.
370	8	10	18.589	0.43	100	0.08	25.926	0.309	240	0.033	20.404	0.392	17.121	0.467	2008	10	Pay no attention to the conservative behind the curtainimg.
371	32	32	18.565	1.724	100	0.32	25.926	1.234	240	0.133	20.416	1.567	17.129	1.868	2008	10	Question: Andy, how can you block someone for 90/10 after one edit?img Answer: Shut up or I'll block you tooimg, once I've flexed my genius mathematical chops.
372	6	10	18.603	0.323	100	0.06	25.926	0.231	240	0.025	20.427	0.294	17.137	0.35	2008	10	Conservapedia the pantomime: "Is Bugler an insulting little sh*t?" "Oh yes he is!"img "Oh no he isn't!"img
373	30	32	18.579	1.615	100	0.3	25.926	1.157	240	0.125	20.439	1.468	17.146	1.75	2008	10	Good, harmless, bigoted funimg
374	18	18	18.616	0.967	100	0.18	25.926	0.694	240	0.075	20.45	0.88	17.154	1.049	2008	10	You've gotta hand it to the kid, he has balls.img
375	42	42	18.615	2.256	100	0.42	25.926	1.62	240	0.175	20.462	2.053	17.162	2.447	2008	10	PJR to Andy: You'reimg an idiot.img
376	46	46	18.68	2.463	100	0.46	25.926	1.774	240	0.192	20.473	2.247	17.17	2.679	2008	10	While there is just so much wrong with Andy's new entry on "Obama Syndromeimg," the best part is the bit about "wikis like Conservapedia." Like there's more than one. UPDATE: Thanks Andy, that cite really clears things up.img
377	15	15	18.756	0.8	100	0.15	25.926	0.579	240	0.062	20.484	0.732	17.178	0.873	2008	10	Obama's confusion about which concentration camp his great-uncle liberated is exactly like dropping the n-bombimg
378	11	19	18.745	0.587	100	0.11	25.926	0.424	240	0.046	20.496	0.537	17.186	0.64	2008	10	Left hand: "There is no policy to lock featured articles."img - Right hand: "Whatimg areimg youimg talkingimg about,img dude?"img
379	14	14	18.746	0.747	100	0.14	25.926	0.54	240	0.058	20.507	0.683	17.194	0.814	2008	10	Bugler displays his muscular debating techniquesimg
380	21	21	18.733	1.121	100	0.21	25.926	0.81	240	0.087	20.519	1.023	17.202	1.221	2008	10	"Andy, Bugler is making throughly inappropriate remarks". "IanG, add something of value or you will be blocked"img. Way to go on the oversight Andy. You fucking nitwit. UPDATE: "Now look here, my good manimg.
381	16	20	18.739	0.854	100	0.16	25.926	0.617	240	0.067	20.53	0.779	17.21	0.93	2008	10	This poor bastard goes on Wikipedia to beg Ed for help in removing a grossly unfair ban. He'll learn the truth soon enough. Update It appears Wikipedia is indeed a cesspit of liberals given the disdain with which Conservapedia is viewed over there.
382	-12	26	18.742	-0.64	100	-0.12	25.926	-0.463	240	-0.05	20.541	-0.584	17.218	-0.697	2008	10	How long will thisimg stay up on the main page?
383	6	8	18.762	0.32	100	0.06	25.926	0.231	240	0.025	20.553	0.292	17.226	0.348	2008	10	We know Karajou mostly from his copy-paste fests for country articles and from his banhammer orgies. But what happens when another sysop questionsimg the factual accuracy of something apparently first addedimg by him?
384	5	21	18.733	0.267	100	0.05	25.926	0.193	240	0.021	20.564	0.243	17.234	0.29	2008	10	Someone should remind Dean that the MPAA hasn't used the X rating for mainstream films for 18 years.img UPDATE:oh look, someone did.img It's been nice knowing you kid. UPDATE: Insisting on accuracy is Liberal trollingimg.
385	10	16	18.739	0.534	100	0.1	25.926	0.386	240	0.042	20.576	0.486	17.242	0.58	2008	10	Call to you so clearlyimg / But you don’t want to hear meimg / Told you everything loud and clear / But nobody’s listeningimg... I am listening.img STFUimg
386	23	27	18.732	1.228	100	0.23	25.926	0.887	240	0.096	20.587	1.117	17.25	1.333	2008	10	We're in ur homskolls, lowerin' ur standardsimg.
387	24	28	18.754	1.28	100	0.24	25.926	0.926	240	0.1	20.599	1.165	17.258	1.391	2008	10	Nothing says "Welcome to our community, thanks for makingimg many small, yet constructive edits" like "BillyR inserted a disfavored spelling; check his other edits".img
388	16	18	18.779	0.852	100	0.16	25.926	0.617	240	0.067	20.61	0.776	17.267	0.927	2008	10	What better way of spinning the debate between VP candidates than stating Biden's mistakesimg from YOUR OWN BLOG. Extra lulz for Roger's ending "(Joe) Biden just proved that he is doofus." Those Schlaflys sure can write English good can't they?
389	9	15	18.777	0.479	100	0.09	25.926	0.347	240	0.037	20.621	0.436	17.275	0.521	2008	10	We know it's bad form to give too much attention to Ken, but this editimg raises the ToE article to such heights of absurd self-parody that even William Shatner would say "Dude, too much."
390	45	47	18.767	2.398	100	0.45	25.926	1.736	240	0.188	20.633	2.181	17.283	2.604	2008	10	Uh, what the fuck, Andy?img.
391	-25	33	18.842	-1.327	100	-0.25	25.926	-0.964	240	-0.104	20.644	-1.211	17.291	-1.446	2008	10	Have you stopped beatingimg your wifeimg Andy?
392	3	17	18.88	0.159	100	0.03	25.926	0.116	240	0.013	20.656	0.145	17.299	0.173	2008	10	The careful observer will note that Karajou is even aboveimg causalityimg.
393	15	19	18.875	0.795	100	0.15	25.926	0.579	240	0.062	20.667	0.726	17.307	0.867	2008	10	Ken's got himself a sockimg.
394	8	10	18.875	0.424	100	0.08	25.926	0.309	240	0.033	20.679	0.387	17.315	0.462	2008	10	Dear Horace!img What part of tabula rasaimg didn't you understandimg? UPDATE: Tabula rasa? damnatio memoriae!img
395	9	11	18.852	0.477	100	0.09	25.926	0.347	240	0.037	20.69	0.435	17.323	0.52	2008	10	Hey Andy, there's this new user and I'd like to vouch for themimg. Oh. You know what, forget itimg.
396	46	46	18.831	2.443	100	0.46	25.926	1.774	240	0.192	20.701	2.222	17.331	2.654	2008	10	Conservative on his knees in front of the entire country of Finlandimg. Update: A Finn respondsimg and Andy censorsimg
397	3	23	18.903	0.159	100	0.03	25.926	0.116	240	0.013	20.713	0.145	17.34	0.173	2008	10	Birth of the Bugler EffectTM? Now vociferously defendingimg Andy is a punishableimg offence.
398	17	23	18.913	0.899	100	0.17	25.926	0.656	240	0.071	20.724	0.82	17.348	0.98	2008	10	With the nation bracing for the financial storm of the century, what is Conservapedia worried about? The fact that Representative Barney Frankimg is gay.img Way to focus on the issues, guys.
399	22	22	18.924	1.163	100	0.22	25.926	0.849	240	0.092	20.736	1.061	17.356	1.268	2008	10	In the middle of the night, when no one is watching, Hitler makes his returnimg. Ooh, if I drag thingsimg back out of the archive to make the right sideimg a bit longer, maybe no one will notice?
400	37	39	18.932	1.954	100	0.37	25.926	1.427	240	0.154	20.747	1.783	17.364	2.131	2008	10	When confronted about rampant grade inflation in his classimg, Andy has a novel response: 1. My kids don't steal from one another, which is more important than learning history in a history class, and 2. don't worry, you're just looking at homework, when it comes time for them to take the test they'll all failimg. UPDATE: Also, you know you don't have to answer questions from people you don't like, don't you?img
401	22	22	18.984	1.159	100	0.22	25.926	0.849	240	0.092	20.759	1.06	17.372	1.266	2008	10	Less is more.img
402	14	14	18.992	0.737	100	0.14	25.926	0.54	240	0.058	20.77	0.674	17.38	0.806	2008	10	Would you care to back up your accusations of liberal denial with facts?img No, I'd rather not.img
403	27	33	18.979	1.423	100	0.27	25.926	1.041	240	0.113	20.781	1.299	17.388	1.553	2008	10	After reading TWIGO the Jinx hi Jinx! "fixes"img the featured Mexico article. "Hey, everybody look at meimg, look at meimg, look at meimg, look at meimg, look at meimg, look at meimg!" STFU!!!img
404	18	34	19.016	0.947	100	0.18	25.926	0.694	240	0.075	20.793	0.866	17.397	1.035	2008	10	So to paraphrase PJR's rock solid argument - "The earth is 6000 years old because the Bible says so"img. Thats some convincing argument there Big Phil
405	62	62	19.054	3.254	100	0.62	25.926	2.391	240	0.258	20.804	2.98	17.405	3.562	2008	10	Thisimg is what happens when a person who hasn't seen a movie decides to write not just a summary of that movie, but an analysis of the inner message. Ebert's been going to a lot of unnecessary trouble all these years, it seems.
406	26	32	19.165	1.357	100	0.26	25.926	1.003	240	0.108	20.816	1.249	17.413	1.493	2008	10	Could Andy be anticipating the outcome of the election by addingimg "Inappropriate edit to Obama entry" as a drop-down option when blocking users?
407	9	31	19.197	0.469	100	0.09	25.926	0.347	240	0.037	20.827	0.432	17.421	0.517	2008	10	Sex with a woman during her menstrual period is a sin, and we need to cite a fundamentalist crackpot web site about that. No we don'timg. Yes we doimg.
408	14	20	19.228	0.728	100	0.14	25.926	0.54	240	0.058	20.839	0.672	17.429	0.803	2008	10	Andy the educator: Explain the motivation behind this totally unreadable cartoonimg. Here, let me give you a hintimg.
409	141	143	19.23	7.332	100	1.41	25.926	5.438	240	0.588	20.85	6.763	17.437	8.086	2008	10	Holy. Shitimg. Andy's deep ridden misogyny on display for the world. UPDATE: Our heroine, Li'l Bethany, weighs inimg. Andy's response: That's cute, now why don't you run along and bake us some cupcakes?img UPDATE: There's a good girl.img Now, you've learned something. UPDATE: Point takenimg. But is Andy considering adding a physical component to the history test?
410	16	24	19.545	0.819	143	0.112	25.926	0.617	240	0.067	20.861	0.767	17.446	0.917	2008	10	The first name plus last initial policy is explainedimg, at last... UPDATE: Hey, I found a loophole!img
411	11	23	19.556	0.562	143	0.077	25.926	0.424	240	0.046	20.873	0.527	17.454	0.63	2008	10	Cheap Joke of the Day: Funny how--when the subject of gender differences comes up--Andy's mindimg immediately goes to something long and hard, that goes in dry and comes out wet, and is full of seamen.
413	24	28	19.565	1.227	143	0.168	25.926	0.926	240	0.1	20.896	1.149	17.47	1.374	2008	10	Looks like Andy doesn't agree that Barack Obama is black.img
414	23	27	19.586	1.174	143	0.161	25.926	0.887	240	0.096	20.907	1.1	17.478	1.316	2008	10	Forrest Gump is unquestionably a liberal movie.img Read the whole discussion; no one diff covers its inanity.
415	13	19	19.605	0.663	143	0.091	25.926	0.501	240	0.054	20.919	0.621	17.487	0.743	2008	10	Don't tell Andy that the NFL requires all prospective draftees to take a standardized IQ test, he may not handle it wellimg
416	14	16	19.603	0.714	143	0.098	25.926	0.54	240	0.058	20.93	0.669	17.495	0.8	2008	10	Andy is now using irrelevant personal recollectionsimg, or lack thereof, in his hatchet job.
417	6	16	19.594	0.306	143	0.042	25.926	0.231	240	0.025	20.941	0.287	17.503	0.343	2008	10	Wait, does Andy think that the stock market is tied to gay marriage?img Oh, he was trying to make a joke. Stick to your day job Andy, whatever that may be.
418	10	12	19.585	0.511	143	0.07	25.926	0.386	240	0.042	20.953	0.477	17.511	0.571	2008	10	"What time is now from where you edit?" - Andy found a measurement for greatnessimg he excels in! (But not the English language).
419	-3	21	19.566	-0.153	143	-0.021	25.926	-0.116	240	-0.013	20.964	-0.143	17.519	-0.171	2008	10	Hey, class, Bethany doesn't know the election of 1800 from the War of 1812!img No, wait, Bethany didn't write that for #1.img So, what's going on? Is this Andy finally getting back at Bethany for her refusal to stay in the kitchen?img UPDATE: "Bethany, you dope, Veronikaimg got it right... What's wrong with you?"
420	13	13	19.57	0.664	143	0.091	25.926	0.501	240	0.054	20.976	0.62	17.528	0.742	2008	10	Hey Koward, instead of just sitting on your ass while Hsmom does all the workimg, why don't you be a man for once and do some of it yourselfimg? Especially since you added a lot of that plagiarism yourself.
421	20	22	19.553	1.023	143	0.14	25.926	0.771	240	0.083	20.987	0.953	17.536	1.141	2008	10	Mrs. Doubtfire wades in. Cue JM hissyfit in 3...2...1...img Here it is: Joaquin'simg response (he doesn't agree, by the way - no surprise there!). Hsmom rebutsimg
422	8	18	19.559	0.409	143	0.056	25.926	0.309	240	0.033	20.998	0.381	17.544	0.456	2008	10	Sports? But this is an educational site. No thanks!img ( = F*** off!)
423	35	37	19.556	1.79	143	0.245	25.926	1.35	240	0.146	21.01	1.666	17.552	1.994	2008	10	"Unless you agree with me before we startimg, there's no point having a discussion." UPDATE: Az: "Actually, I admit that I agree with you.img" Andy: "Aha! So you deny it!img Discussion over. I win!"
424	35	37	19.599	1.786	143	0.245	25.926	1.35	240	0.146	21.021	1.665	17.561	1.993	2008	10	Andy ideology: Sarah Palin abusing power to fire a commissioner? Sillyimg. Obama a secret Muslim? Fact!img
425	34	34	19.641	1.731	143	0.238	25.926	1.311	240	0.142	21.033	1.617	17.569	1.935	2008	10	Because, y'know, George Washington might'a been a brothaimg.
426	26	30	19.676	1.321	143	0.182	25.926	1.003	240	0.108	21.044	1.235	17.577	1.479	2008	10	Thanks so muchimg, for finding and cleaning up plagiarismimg. Godspeed!
427	29	33	19.702	1.472	143	0.203	25.926	1.119	240	0.121	21.056	1.377	17.585	1.649	2008	10	Something that hasn't happened yet, and might not for months, involving sites I won't tell you the name of, who are somehow associated with someone else I won't reveal either, and involving a vague collection of concepts, might or might not happen eventually! Stay tuned for details!img
428	-14	32	19.734	-0.709	143	-0.098	25.926	-0.54	240	-0.058	21.067	-0.665	17.594	-0.796	2008	10	As we approach halloween ghosts from the pastimg raise their ugly head.
429	40	42	19.764	2.024	143	0.28	25.926	1.543	240	0.167	21.078	1.898	17.602	2.272	2008	10	LongStop: Andy, your analysis is all wrongimg. Andy: La la la la. I can't hearimg you. UPDATE: Oh and please conform to our naming convention.img It should be obvious that I want to refer to you by name when I dismiss your points out of hand. Now fuck off. LongStop: You didn't address my pointimg. Andy: This time stay fucked offimg.
430	1	19	19.818	0.05	143	0.007	25.926	0.039	240	0.004	21.09	0.047	17.61	0.057	2008	10	Wait, if we've got people suggesting news itemsimg, and now people rewriting headlinesimg for those news items, what happens to Crocoite DeanS' job of just posting headlines from right-wing blogs without any changes?
431	34	36	19.816	1.716	143	0.238	25.926	1.311	240	0.142	21.101	1.611	17.618	1.93	2008	10	Now hold on there, Philip. How does blaming Darwinismimg (WTF?) for lack of regulation and the acts of robber barons in the late 1800's/early 1900's square with Andy's praising the "absence of stifling regulation"img for the success of the exact same robber barons?
432	15	21	19.855	0.755	143	0.105	25.926	0.579	240	0.062	21.113	0.71	17.627	0.851	2008	10	One would think that the teacher of the largest American history class everTM would know the Democratic party of 1865img is nothing like the Democratic party of 2008
433	9	21	19.858	0.453	143	0.063	25.926	0.347	240	0.037	21.124	0.426	17.635	0.51	2008	10	DeanS knows exactly how to improve reader comprehension: Wikilink every freaking wordimg in the headline
434	42	48	19.861	2.115	143	0.294	25.926	1.62	240	0.175	21.136	1.987	17.643	2.381	2008	10	And in a booming voice from the heavensimg, Andy commanded his followers, and Andy told them what they must do, and it was soimg. UPDATE: That "allegedlyimg" happened, regardless of evidence.
435	31	33	19.928	1.556	143	0.217	25.926	1.196	240	0.129	21.147	1.466	17.651	1.756	2008	10	Bugler counts img. His count is questionedimg. The master countsimg, too. This count is also wrongimg. We can't have thisimg.
436	-10	44	19.959	-0.501	143	-0.07	25.926	-0.386	240	-0.042	21.158	-0.473	17.66	-0.566	2008	10	Sorry Andy, quick question, what the fuck are you talking about?img And BrianCo, perhaps you could explain your position on classroom prayer?
437	13	15	20.017	0.649	143	0.091	25.926	0.501	240	0.054	21.17	0.614	17.668	0.736	2008	10	...but since we always assume good faith, we decided not to ban you.img
438	15	21	20.005	0.75	143	0.105	25.926	0.579	240	0.062	21.181	0.708	17.676	0.849	2008	10	Conservapedia has gained inside information about what Obama was really doing in Kenya when he claimed to be finding facts. The sources are perfect, unless you happen to notice that the cite really brings you to the edit main page screenimg
439	5	9	20.007	0.25	143	0.035	25.926	0.193	240	0.021	21.193	0.236	17.685	0.283	2008	10	Why?!img Well, "Use your real name and last initial"img, that's why.
440	21	27	19.981	1.051	143	0.147	25.926	0.81	240	0.087	21.204	0.99	17.693	1.187	2008	10	Ok, considering this user had made 0 edits I am wondering what type of person Bugler thinks he is?img. Aha, the mystery is solved, it turns out that Charlie is another name for that bad white powderimg, after all, CharlieRCD couldn't be somebody's attempt to comply with the first name/last name naming policy. You have to wonder what Bugler gets up to at night, given that when he sees the name Charlie he immediately thinks 'coke' and not 'bloke'.
441	7	17	19.998	0.35	143	0.049	25.926	0.27	240	0.029	21.216	0.33	17.701	0.395	2008	10	An ever-vigilant HelpJazzimg cautiously removes something that may possibly be parody...(hint: check out the edit comment, and the date of the possibly fraudulent Jewish holiday...)
442	25	29	19.991	1.251	143	0.175	25.926	0.964	240	0.104	21.227	1.178	17.709	1.412	2008	10	Here's how homeschoolersimg are better than knuckledragging public school kids. The Reference section gives us a preview of Andy's latest mystery. Plus Andy's never seen any animosityimg towards public schoolers...even when he has criticized them.
443	25	27	20.012	1.249	143	0.175	25.926	0.964	240	0.104	21.238	1.177	17.718	1.411	2008	10	Understanding the subtleties of the lawimg is "liberal garbard." (garbage?)
444	3	23	20.028	0.15	143	0.021	25.926	0.116	240	0.013	21.25	0.141	17.726	0.169	2008	10	HSMom applies some critical thinking in math:img "Of the 37 students ..., 3% were self-employed." (Hint: How many is 3% of 37?)
445	18	24	20.035	0.898	143	0.126	25.926	0.694	240	0.075	21.261	0.847	17.734	1.015	2008	10	Parody or not, this is just funnyimg
446	16	18	20.044	0.798	143	0.112	25.926	0.617	240	0.067	21.273	0.752	17.743	0.902	2008	10	Another person wades into the statistics debate, with a predictable response by Bugler going.....going.....img, and then one more classic statement by Bugler, who does seem to slip further down the greasy pole of sanity everytime he makes an edit nope, still hanging in there by the fingernails, Bugler seems a tad shy about blocking since CharlieRCDimg. Still hanging in there, despite a ludicrous threat by Schlaflyimg. Schlafly hasn't found any reason for reverting DavyJones, who is obviously pla
447	8	10	20.04	0.399	143	0.056	25.926	0.309	240	0.033	21.284	0.376	17.751	0.451	2008	10	Really,img Philip? Are you absolutely sureimg?
448	19	25	20.016	0.949	143	0.133	25.926	0.733	240	0.079	21.296	0.892	17.759	1.07	2008	10	Turn of the tide: Now, there are more editors at CP blocked than allowed to comment. [1]
449	77	79	20.028	3.845	143	0.538	25.926	2.97	240	0.321	21.307	3.614	17.768	4.334	2008	10	En garde!img Riposte Philip J. Rayment lays it down!img Critical Hit: HelpJazz fires his lazorsimg! Defeated - Bugler plays Tapsimg.
450	8	10	20.164	0.397	143	0.056	25.926	0.309	240	0.033	21.318	0.375	17.776	0.45	2008	10	You wish,img Jpatt. Update: Bugler delivers an inspiring oration.img
451	17	19	20.141	0.844	143	0.119	25.926	0.656	240	0.071	21.33	0.797	17.784	0.956	2008	10	Andy: "Most of mankind's greatest works, writings, insights, discoveries, proofs, etc., were by teenagers."img I guess if they spent less time on Facebook we'd have had that cure for homosexualityimg by now...
452	14	16	20.138	0.695	143	0.098	25.926	0.54	240	0.058	21.341	0.656	17.793	0.787	2008	10	Oh, for...I know it's more than five words long, Andy, but do I really need to read it for youimg? Okay, basically what he's saying is, YOUR ARTICLE IS UNREADABLE BECAUSE IT'S FULL OF LIES AND WRITTEN LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD DID IT.img You're welcome.
453	9	13	20.129	0.447	143	0.063	25.926	0.347	240	0.037	21.353	0.421	17.801	0.506	2008	10	Ken, irony meter, you know the drillimg.
454	28	28	20.112	1.392	143	0.196	25.926	1.08	240	0.117	21.364	1.311	17.809	1.572	2008	10	Alexander Graham Bell, born in Scotland and living in Canada, would no doubt be surprised to find he was a Yankee.img
455	-9	29	20.13	-0.447	143	-0.063	25.926	-0.347	240	-0.037	21.376	-0.421	17.818	-0.505	2008	10	This is what happensimg when you loseimg yourimg temperimg over Obama smears
456	13	15	20.151	0.645	143	0.091	25.926	0.501	240	0.054	21.387	0.608	17.826	0.729	2008	10	Ken, still giddy from his latest operation, adds a new Popular article to the mainpage. Problem is, though, it hasn't been written yet.img (linkimg for time comparisons, and just two sentences long) Update - Jallen saw right through him.img
457	24	24	20.139	1.192	143	0.168	25.926	0.926	240	0.1	21.398	1.122	17.834	1.346	2008	10	Obama, former terrorists and nuclear weapons:img a match made in CP heaven...(note that unlike most stuff on the right side of the mainpage, this isn't a link to a news-blog story--just a random brain fart from Andy)... Update: Let's make sureimg everyone who sees the Obama article sees the most important sentence... Update: I won't complain about one single illiteracy in your commentimg, since you are as insane as me (wait, the editor might be right!) When I was a boy, all we were scared of wer
458	16	18	20.148	0.794	143	0.112	25.926	0.617	240	0.067	21.41	0.747	17.843	0.897	2008	10	One was founded in a cave on the Arabian peninsula in the seventh century. One was founded in Detroit in the 1930s. In Andy-land they're the exact same thing.img
459	23	23	20.143	1.142	143	0.161	25.926	0.887	240	0.096	21.421	1.074	17.851	1.288	2008	10	Andy: "The Chicago Tribute is a left-wing newspaper."img [sic] Okay, Andy, when you write the inevitable "Left-Wing Newspaper Values" article, remember to include "Limited Government", "Individual Responsibility", "Free Markets" and other Liberal Claptrap
460	19	21	20.149	0.943	143	0.133	25.926	0.733	240	0.079	21.433	0.886	17.86	1.064	2008	10	Those pesky blacks — why do they want liberals in office? Don't they like paying high taxes, having sucky health care, and giving all their money to rich carpetbaggers?img And, no, thisimg is not an acceptable answer.
461	11	29	20.151	0.546	143	0.077	25.926	0.424	240	0.046	21.444	0.513	17.868	0.616	2008	10	It might be foreign, but it's still a rude wordimg to JPrattimg.
462	10	22	20.171	0.496	143	0.07	25.926	0.386	240	0.042	21.455	0.466	17.876	0.559	2008	10	BHarlan's edit summary is more telling than he realizesimg. Update: and againimg.
463	25	29	20.175	1.239	143	0.175	25.926	0.964	240	0.104	21.467	1.165	17.885	1.398	2008	10	The home-schooled Thomas Edison agnostic? He says so? Not clear enough!img We'll wait for something quote-minable...
464	5	11	20.195	0.248	143	0.035	25.926	0.193	240	0.021	21.478	0.233	17.893	0.279	2008	10	More than four months of editing go poofimg as Andy undoesimg all attempts to bring the Gun Control article a bit closer to reality.
465	16	20	20.174	0.793	143	0.112	25.926	0.617	240	0.067	21.49	0.745	17.902	0.894	2008	10	Andrew, your remarks are far from bothering. Indeed, they cause great amusement.img
466	34	38	20.174	1.685	143	0.238	25.926	1.311	240	0.142	21.501	1.581	17.91	1.898	2008	10	Actor, who had a minor role in one episode of Power Rangers, kills due to Hollywood Values.img Every day more and more people fall victim.img UPDATE NateE: "Andy, you're not making any sense".img Andy: "No it isn't".img MOAR PJR weighs inimg with a burst of logic. All hands brace for non-sequitur... MOAR MOAR I'm as surprised as you are.img
467	20	24	20.214	0.989	143	0.14	25.926	0.771	240	0.083	21.513	0.93	17.918	1.116	2008	10	Charles Darwin is dead.img Update: When exactly?img Update: You see, Ken, this is why articles shouldn't be locked: 17 months elapsed between the time the error was madeimg and the time you, the owner of the article, fixed it.img
468	29	39	20.222	1.434	143	0.203	25.926	1.119	240	0.121	21.524	1.347	17.927	1.618	2008	10	From the man who brought you Schlafly Statistics, his new theory that the word countimg of his American History Lectures makes it comparable to books by actual, qualified historians.
470	3	23	20.264	0.148	143	0.021	25.926	0.116	240	0.013	21.547	0.139	17.944	0.167	2008	10	PJR, ever the voice of reason, asksimg what on earth Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker, and Ted Haggard could possibly have in common. Could it be... Evangelist values?
471	42	48	20.27	2.072	143	0.294	25.926	1.62	240	0.175	21.558	1.948	17.952	2.34	2008	10	Schlafly Debating in action: All Hollywood films promote rampant drug use.img Reply: Can you please name some?img Andy Reply: I haven't seen any that don't.img I WIN!!!!! MOAR Andy sets himself upimg for pwning. Even MOAR?! Has he dug too deepimg? MOAR MOAR SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!img Stop making me look wrong!. There will be noimg moreimg denialimg allowedimg, shut UP!img
472	20	22	20.331	0.984	143	0.14	25.926	0.771	240	0.083	21.57	0.927	17.96	1.114	2008	10	Hmm. BrianW catchesimg Bugler fibbing about his degree study, but the response comes from Andy, telling Brian to "Stop playing with my Bugle"img.UPDATE: Stop teasing my Bugle, you naughty girl, or I'll have to punish you, tooimg... UPDATE Bugler admitsimg the lie, but still says he is a 'trained counsellor', so it's 'not a wild fib'. UPDATE Bugler makes sure everyone knows.img
473	15	21	20.335	0.738	143	0.105	25.926	0.579	240	0.062	21.581	0.695	17.969	0.835	2008	10	That pesky aggressive North, always starting wars of aggression! They even angered Southerners, which was very bad for black people. It caused whitefolk to be bitter and, er, cling to, er, where was I? Oh yes. Why, North, why?img MOAR The KKK wasn't really about racism at all!img
474	19	23	20.336	0.934	143	0.133	25.926	0.733	240	0.079	21.593	0.88	17.977	1.057	2008	10	An articleimg that has long been missing at Conservapedia.
475	8	18	20.342	0.393	143	0.056	25.926	0.309	240	0.033	21.604	0.37	17.986	0.445	2008	10	"A controversy is erupting regarding Obama's citizenship and therefore his eligibility to be president of the United States."img Because of course we can't tolerate a candidate who wasn't born in the United States.
476	9	15	20.337	0.443	143	0.063	25.926	0.347	240	0.037	21.615	0.416	17.994	0.5	2008	10	The great thing about Andy is that in spite of all the evidence, he WILL NOT.img accept any obvious conclusions.img
477	26	32	20.325	1.279	143	0.182	25.926	1.003	240	0.108	21.627	1.202	18.003	1.444	2008	10	How dare those atheists continue to push their hatred of Godimg by telling us to enjoy our lives!
478	2	4	20.351	0.098	143	0.014	25.926	0.077	240	0.008	21.638	0.092	18.011	0.111	2008	10	Bouncing Bugler: If it's trueimg, remove itimg. If it's falseimg, defend itimg.
479	2	6	20.315	0.098	143	0.014	25.926	0.077	240	0.008	21.65	0.092	18.019	0.111	2008	10	Conservapedia: Objective referenceimg or the Schlafly brothers' personal blog? Well just look what RSchlafly requested over at Wikipedia to decide...but at least another CP editor knows betterimg.
480	-7	35	20.284	-0.345	143	-0.049	25.926	-0.27	240	-0.029	21.661	-0.323	18.028	-0.388	2008	10	MurkL inserts a spelling errorimg as his one contributionimg to CP. Result: a 5 year blockimg.
481	37	37	20.316	1.821	143	0.259	25.926	1.427	240	0.154	21.673	1.707	18.036	2.051	2008	10	A startling admissionimg from Andy: "I routinely make judgements on matters I have no experience with, based entirely on my prejudices. Moreover, you can never prove me wrong." Then: Philip (almost) tellsimg him he's wrong!
482	17	17	20.352	0.835	143	0.119	25.926	0.656	240	0.071	21.684	0.784	18.045	0.942	2008	10	There's paranoia and demonizing, and then there's paranoia and demonizingimg.
483	12	16	20.345	0.59	143	0.084	25.926	0.463	240	0.05	21.695	0.553	18.053	0.665	2008	10	No matter what the facts are, Barack Obama (at least in Andylandimg) will always, always, ALWAYS be a Muslim who got into Harvard because of affirmative action. Telling the truth will get you blockedimg. UPDATE: An editor named "Womenforpalin" is now taking a hardline anti-Obama standimg...how will the Conservapedia Cops react?
484	20	24	20.335	0.984	143	0.14	25.926	0.771	240	0.083	21.707	0.921	18.062	1.107	2008	10	Big Brother Andy is watching you.img Thankfully he has no idea how computers work.
485	13	17	20.343	0.639	143	0.091	25.926	0.501	240	0.054	21.718	0.599	18.07	0.719	2008	10	It's official: Barack Obama IS a socialist!img And this article in WorldNetDaily proves it! But why is Obama's head bigger than the heads of the other New Party members in the photo?
486	2	10	20.336	0.098	143	0.014	25.926	0.077	240	0.008	21.73	0.092	18.079	0.111	2008	10	Obviously Conservatives never sit in on philosophical discussions...img in most Ethics and International Relations classes, they don't stop at 25 million. It's called a thought experiment.
487	68	70	20.314	3.347	143	0.476	25.926	2.623	240	0.283	21.741	3.128	18.087	3.76	2008	10	Andy adds some much needed "logic"img to an entry. MOAR It would also seem that Andy thinks the only reason that leaves turn brown in autumn is to impress us humans with their beautyimg UPDATE Andy defends his position.img Update PatWills: Beauty is subjective, I prefer green leavesimg Andy: Stop denying beauty!img
488	8	10	20.42	0.392	143	0.056	25.926	0.309	240	0.033	21.753	0.368	18.096	0.442	2008	10	Who cares if the committee don't like the suggested Featured Articleimg? If Joaquin "wrote" it, then Joaquin can make sure it gets featured.
489	34	34	20.398	1.667	143	0.238	25.926	1.311	240	0.142	21.764	1.562	18.104	1.878	2008	10	IanG: "If you hack my computer to steal my cookies, I will prosecute."img Andy: *gasp* "You threaten meimg with your sillyimg comments!"
490	5	15	20.427	0.245	143	0.035	25.926	0.193	240	0.021	21.775	0.23	18.113	0.276	2008	10	Behold, another encyclopedic masterpiece! It's Andy's Memo To Self!img
491	25	29	20.415	1.225	143	0.175	25.926	0.964	240	0.104	21.787	1.147	18.121	1.38	2008	10	I used to think copying someone else's words and claiming they were my own was deceitful, but I changed my mindimg when I realized it was easier than doing the work myself.
492	34	36	20.433	1.664	143	0.238	25.926	1.311	240	0.142	21.798	1.56	18.13	1.875	2008	10	If you agree with evolutionary theory, you're "destined to a life without real beauty."img Does that mean since chemistry doesn't talk about autumn leaves either, that chemists are likewise doomed?
493	15	15	20.466	0.733	143	0.105	25.926	0.579	240	0.062	21.81	0.688	18.138	0.827	2008	10	Bugler is watchingimg us (for the good of CP). Hello Bugler, why not join us in the briefing room for a civilised chat, old chum?
494	11	23	20.455	0.538	143	0.077	25.926	0.424	240	0.046	21.821	0.504	18.147	0.606	2008	10	Phil's creedimg: The Bible's all true (except the lies. Oh! and the metaphors. Oh! of course there's the figures of speech. Oops! forgot the parables. There might be some other stuff as well) Yes, it's all true.
495	27	27	20.46	1.32	143	0.189	25.926	1.041	240	0.113	21.833	1.237	18.155	1.487	2008	10	How does Andy explain Obama's crushing advantage? Simple: he's a super-villain.img Let the lulzimg commence. Wow, either JeremyM was a parodist, or one of Andy's dedicated followers. Either way Andy's crucified himimg and reverted himimg.
496	75	79	20.474	3.663	143	0.524	25.926	2.893	240	0.312	21.844	3.433	18.164	4.129	2008	10	Pro wandalism: Counterexamples to Evolution gets a Rodgers & Hammerstein remix.img
497	22	26	20.596	1.068	143	0.154	25.926	0.849	240	0.092	21.855	1.007	18.172	1.211	2008	10	Schlafly blocks two usersimg for calling obvious parodist Saxplayer an obviousimg parodistimg, and for violating the 90/10 rule. Guess who isn't breaking the rule? Saxplayer!img UPDATE: Once the Assfly has deemed you untouchable, you can get away with anything.img Absolutely anything.img UPDATE: Apparently not UPDATE: You can even rise from the deadimg. LATE UPDATE: Wait a minute.... is PJR... defying the words of the great leader and forming an independent opinion?img
498	13	23	20.608	0.631	143	0.091	25.926	0.501	240	0.054	21.867	0.595	18.181	0.715	2008	10	Set your phasers on "stupid." Joaquin is simultaneously editing separate articles on "Renaissance"img and "The Renaissance"img. Because you have to be specific about these things.
499	57	61	20.613	2.765	143	0.399	25.926	2.199	240	0.237	21.878	2.605	18.189	3.134	2008	10	"I'm going to try to work this article back to a more accurate definition over the next few gays."img - Foxtrot
500	29	29	20.696	1.401	143	0.203	25.926	1.119	240	0.121	21.89	1.325	18.198	1.594	2008	10	Hitler Youthimg won't vote for Obama. Conservapedians asked to comply.
501	5	11	20.714	0.241	143	0.035	25.926	0.193	240	0.021	21.901	0.228	18.206	0.275	2008	10	Once again Hsmom has a misplaced good idea, as she suggests to Andyimg a resource for information such as proper citations. You know, for all those research papers his students write. I wonder if the book tells how to properly cite online lectures from an idiot man-child?
502	37	39	20.694	1.788	143	0.259	21.785	1.698	265	0.14	21.912	1.689	18.215	2.031	2008	11	Conservative seems to have an obsession with improving PageRank no matter the costimg. He's even threatening liberals with cow-tipping and cat-shoeingimg. UPDATE Newcomer AlanS gives Kendoll something to mull overimgand Sideways gets in on the act.img Will anyone come to Ken's aid? UPDATE AlanS smacks down Kendoll!img MOAR Andy wins the debate.img With extreme prejudice.img
503	38	38	20.731	1.833	143	0.266	21.785	1.744	265	0.143	21.924	1.733	18.223	2.085	2008	11	Jennifer Hudson's seven-year-old nephew is found dead of a gunshot to his head. This must be a gang killing because typical murderers would not harm a child in such a manner.img And Obama was one of only three Illinois senatorsimg (how many Senators does Illinois have?) to vote against barring convicts on bail or probation from having contact with a street gang! (H.B. 1812, which passed anyway, but then was vetoed by Republican governor George Ryan before he was convicted on federal corruption c
504	9	9	20.767	0.433	143	0.063	21.785	0.413	265	0.034	21.935	0.41	18.232	0.494	2008	11	Tough, questioning reportersimg for the win! As the linked page says: "If you’re going to shut everybody out who asks you an 'impertinent' question, then that’s not good for anybody and mostly not good for the American people." That's right! No legitimate organization would ever shut anyone out for being impertinent!img
505	16	18	20.743	0.771	143	0.112	21.785	0.734	265	0.06	21.947	0.729	18.241	0.877	2008	11	"This discussion is non-encyclopedia and will be deleted soon. I hope nobody saved a local copy or anything." UPDATE: Hey, disaffected CPers! Conservapedia:Debate:Do we put enough emphasis on homosexuality is open for business!
506	8	16	20.737	0.386	143	0.056	21.785	0.367	265	0.03	21.958	0.364	18.249	0.438	2008	11	DeanS decidesimg that even mentioning RationalWiki by name is a prohibited ad.img Good thing that pimping your own work on Visual Thesaurusimg isn't any sort of advert, huh? Update: Andy agrees and adds that CP doesn't "allow links to cites(sic) that smear people and/or incite vandalism"img - even though there was no link in the post. Wouldn't that mean all of CP barring itself?
507	21	23	20.727	1.013	143	0.147	21.785	0.964	265	0.079	21.97	0.956	18.258	1.15	2008	11	At least he's more up front about it than Andy: Ken gives sound adviceimg to all editors - "Don't say bad things about my pet articles. I'm in charge and nothing will ever change, suckers!"
508	8	10	20.732	0.386	143	0.056	21.785	0.367	265	0.03	21.981	0.364	18.266	0.438	2008	11	I think we've gone waaaaaay beyond worrying about clutterimg there, bucko.
509	12	12	20.71	0.579	143	0.084	21.785	0.551	265	0.045	21.992	0.546	18.275	0.657	2008	11	Churchgoers tend to date secular people. The number one reason? Their peers aren't behaving traditionally enough.img
510	10	10	20.692	0.483	143	0.07	21.785	0.459	265	0.038	22.004	0.454	18.283	0.547	2008	11	AlanS AlanE inserts parody,img then lashes outimg at editors who pursue their own "petty ideologies"... You know how this one ends.img Update - And, unblockedimg by PJR
511	29	31	20.671	1.403	143	0.203	21.785	1.331	265	0.109	22.015	1.317	18.292	1.585	2008	11	It would appear that the preoccupations of real cowboys' thoughts when they are not in the presence of women is other cowboys' backsidesimg UPDATE: Karajou removed the imageimg
512	90	92	20.692	4.35	143	0.629	21.785	4.131	265	0.34	22.027	4.086	18.3	4.918	2008	11	Chivalry may not be dead, but Andy's "chivalryimg"-motivated decision to give the girls in his American History class shorter, easier tests is proving deadly to moraleimg, even among his biggest supportersimg. UPDATE: If you don't like it, you can leaveimg, so our class will then be left with those who "may not speak up as much" - err, I mean, "do want more chivalry". Update: Phil's a troublemakerimg. MOAR: Bethany ups the ante by stating that her mother objects to his policy, and suggests tha
513	27	31	20.836	1.296	143	0.189	21.785	1.239	265	0.102	22.038	1.225	18.309	1.475	2008	11	Whatever stupid thing you're debating, if your opponent fails to mention the Bible, their position is wrongimg.
514	3	11	20.857	0.144	143	0.021	21.785	0.138	265	0.011	22.05	0.136	18.318	0.164	2008	11	Do as i say, not as I do. Speelling things wrngo is badimg.
515	26	28	20.837	1.248	143	0.182	21.785	1.193	265	0.098	22.061	1.179	18.326	1.419	2008	11	It's boring when it's asleep. Let's poke it with a stick!img UPDATE: It just rolled over and went back to sleep.img
516	19	21	20.851	0.911	143	0.133	21.785	0.872	265	0.072	22.072	0.861	18.335	1.036	2008	11	Natureimg is liberal. This update is brought to you by Left Hand - for all those times when you have no clue what Right Hand is doing: However, the editor who suggestedimg it for the News Section and who Andy thankedimg has been declared a parodistimg now.
517	25	29	20.851	1.199	143	0.175	21.785	1.148	265	0.094	22.084	1.132	18.343	1.363	2008	11	This is a cute one. ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ mysteriously deletes and re-creates this pageimg, for no stated reason. However, looking at the talk pageimg, there was some disagreement with the guy who wrote the blogs hiding the fact that he was the sole author of all of them. So obviously, Ken burned the page in order to hide the history where it happened. But Conservatives don't do deceit, mm'kay? Update At least he's able to jokeimg about it. Upd
518	3	7	20.868	0.144	143	0.021	21.785	0.138	265	0.011	22.095	0.136	18.352	0.163	2008	11	Conservatism954 exposes the parodies by User Handels584 (and others) on Andrew Schlafly's talk page.img It is reported that there is a spoof article titled "Cantonese independence" that the sysops failed to catch (at the time the comment was made) despite numerous links to it. The spoof article can be found hereimg UPDATE: Hmmm... TerryH revertsimg the comments but it seems that the spoof article might stay (article was deleted a few hours later). This might just affirm yet again "the chaotic f
519	-1	17	20.84	-0.048	143	-0.007	21.785	-0.046	265	-0.004	22.107	-0.045	18.361	-0.054	2008	11	Andrew Yodaimg Schlafly.
520	4	8	20.832	0.192	143	0.028	21.785	0.184	265	0.015	22.118	0.181	18.369	0.218	2008	11	Heavens to Betsy! Don't tell Joaquín but Bugler has deletedimg one of his "irrelevant imagesimg"
521	14	14	20.807	0.673	143	0.098	21.785	0.643	265	0.053	22.13	0.633	18.378	0.762	2008	11	Conservative cites a stunning blow against evolution: A poll that shows that the "majority of all doctors (78%) accept evolution rather than reject it" - uh... wait... ah yeah, you have to tell yourself that theistic evolution of course completely rejects whatever this Darwin guy wrote. Then it all lines upimg nicely again.
522	21	25	20.793	1.01	143	0.147	21.785	0.964	265	0.079	22.141	0.948	18.387	1.142	2008	11	You know you've reached a whole new level of condescending when you tell a strict creationist to go back and re-read Genesisimg. Also, apparently competing for grades in a Schlafly course entails beatings.
523	25	27	20.802	1.202	143	0.175	21.785	1.148	265	0.094	22.152	1.129	18.395	1.359	2008	11	People who don't go to church but do believe in fairies are probably rationalists[3]img.
524	26	28	20.814	1.249	143	0.182	21.785	1.193	265	0.098	22.164	1.173	18.404	1.413	2008	11	Domestic violence is like a coed sport for liberalsimg. Also, "real life" only includes your workplace if you are a soldier.
525	4	16	20.828	0.192	143	0.028	21.785	0.184	265	0.015	22.175	0.18	18.412	0.217	2008	11	Yes, these two editsimg make perfect sense, perfect senseimg.
526	16	16	20.819	0.769	143	0.112	21.785	0.734	265	0.06	22.187	0.721	18.421	0.869	2008	11	Shorter Andy: I appreciate your extensive, well thought out answer, now allow me to make a totally unfounded assumptionimg before I completely ignore it.
527	25	27	20.809	1.201	143	0.175	21.785	1.148	265	0.094	22.198	1.126	18.43	1.357	2008	11	While "anonymous claims of expertise are not allowed, for obvious reasons"img, they're still totally okayimg when they are made in anonymous articles about Obama's Evil Mind Control Powers
528	29	29	20.821	1.393	143	0.203	21.785	1.331	265	0.109	22.21	1.306	18.438	1.573	2008	11	Andy Schlafly wants Conservapedia to be taken as seriously as Encyclopedia Britannica and Wikipedia. That's why he added a parody of a tub of butterimg to the front page.
529	6	14	20.837	0.288	143	0.042	21.785	0.275	265	0.023	22.221	0.27	18.447	0.325	2008	11	That's funny, Andy put something about Obamaimg talking to the SF Chronicle on the main page about coal, but why did he link to Newsbusters instead of the SF Chronicle? Maybe because there's nothing there? Whew, good thing CP doesn't allow gossipimg the way WP does.
530	9	25	20.824	0.432	143	0.063	21.785	0.413	265	0.034	22.232	0.405	18.456	0.488	2008	11	Conservapedia's most concise entry ever!img
531	35	35	20.832	1.68	143	0.245	21.785	1.607	265	0.132	22.244	1.573	18.464	1.896	2008	11	You're smarter than me, actually know what chivalry means, and know more about homeschooling. I demand an apologyimg!
532	28	28	20.86	1.342	143	0.196	21.785	1.285	265	0.106	22.255	1.258	18.473	1.516	2008	11	Chivalry looks set to become the next classroom prayer.img
533	39	43	20.874	1.868	143	0.273	21.785	1.79	265	0.147	22.267	1.751	18.482	2.11	2008	11	Andy can't help butimg demonstrateimg aspects of liberal styleimg. See "#55: silly demands for apologies." Also, take note of Andy's hilarious misuse of English in confusing "fusillade" and "fuselage".
534	14	20	20.917	0.669	143	0.098	21.785	0.643	265	0.053	22.278	0.628	18.49	0.757	2008	11	Uh, Koward, hate speech doesn't work that wayimg.
535	14	18	20.915	0.669	143	0.098	21.785	0.643	265	0.053	22.29	0.628	18.499	0.757	2008	11	Sorry, Ed. You won't get awayimg from the darkies that easily.
536	32	34	20.909	1.53	143	0.224	21.785	1.469	265	0.121	22.301	1.435	18.508	1.729	2008	11	Bethany, one of Andy's own students, pwns both Andy and parodist Saxman in one fell swoop.img
537	11	15	20.934	0.525	143	0.077	21.785	0.505	265	0.042	22.312	0.493	18.516	0.594	2008	11	Ema principles Obama Christ is not. Why no you understand?img
538	10	14	20.923	0.478	143	0.07	21.785	0.459	265	0.038	22.324	0.448	18.525	0.54	2008	11	You know you've arrived when Andy does your whitewashingimg for you.
539	17	19	20.91	0.813	143	0.119	21.785	0.78	265	0.064	22.335	0.761	18.534	0.917	2008	11	Don't lose hopes!img DRamon explains that sampling only uses a sample, so it is probably useless. See also: Schlafly Statistics.
540	18	22	20.906	0.861	143	0.126	21.785	0.826	265	0.068	22.347	0.805	18.542	0.971	2008	11	Classic Ed: When stuck, Make up some numbers.img When questionedimg, try to shift the onusimg.
541	35	35	20.908	1.674	143	0.245	21.785	1.607	265	0.132	22.358	1.565	18.551	1.887	2008	11	Ed hits the Overdrive Button: After pointing outimg that Ed defined "Addition"img as the "operation which produces the sum" while "Sum"img is "the result of addition", Jonsen gets a 1-month hammerimg for "misuse of fact tags"... even though he hasn't used that tagimg at all. And having possible backup sock Jenson pointing that outimg also doesn't help.img Update: BRichtigen makes it clearimg that Ed confused Jonsen with himself and adds that his own use of fact tags was appropriate, so any block
542	15	19	20.935	0.717	143	0.105	21.785	0.689	265	0.057	22.369	0.671	18.56	0.808	2008	11	Trusworthy (adj): Linking sources is much too easy. Readers should find the hints that were droppedimg, and then guess which search result is the correct one. If that seems strange to you, you're the one who's wasting people's timeimg.
543	36	36	20.931	1.72	143	0.252	21.785	1.653	265	0.136	22.381	1.609	18.569	1.939	2008	11	Conservative: "Go, Hitler Image Megazord!img Attack the Dawkins article! ...oh snap, peopleimg noticedimg and might de-Hitlerize my work! *locksimg article for all eternity* Lulz." Update: It was just a warningimg shot, but it servedimg its purpose.img Toldja: Braveimg as a Lion, er, Liam, and even Ed tries to aimimg for a compromise... but nope, NONEimg SHALL PASS!img Oh, and the compromise? Agreeimg with Conservative after a brief meetingimg in the Secret Court!
544	7	23	20.96	0.334	143	0.049	21.785	0.321	265	0.026	22.392	0.313	18.577	0.377	2008	11	Poor Ed claims "We do not know that the planets and comets will continue to move along elliptical paths; it's just that we haven't found a counterexample yet, so the smart money is betting on the ellipse! :-)"img. He of course fails to realize this is based on a math proof rather than observation. It isn't a bet at all on an ellipse any more than 1+1=2 is a gamble, and the smart money is on Ed not understanding math or astronomy.
545	4	12	20.964	0.191	143	0.028	21.785	0.184	265	0.015	22.404	0.179	18.586	0.215	2008	11	Jpatt, literate as ever,img blasphemesimg the goat.
546	13	23	20.947	0.621	143	0.091	21.785	0.597	265	0.049	22.415	0.58	18.595	0.699	2008	11	Breaking news: Obama wins the election! But not yet in CPimg--even minutes after the networks (and Wikipedia) call the election! Update: Two hours after Obama's victory speech, finally he winsimg (but his article still hasn't been updated...). Updater: Hurrah for Karajou, who updates the Obama articleimg...15 hours after the 270th electoral vote. But[t]?! The "weekly featured article" summaryimg still ain't been updated as of the morning of Nov. 5!]
547	30	30	20.951	1.432	143	0.21	21.785	1.377	265	0.113	22.427	1.338	18.603	1.613	2008	11	That darn liberal Al Franken refuses to concedeimg in a race for senator. Andy The Lawyer forgets something that should be obvious in the article: Minnesota law mandates "a recount any time the margin between the top two candidates is less than one-half of one percent."
548	5	13	20.968	0.238	143	0.035	21.785	0.23	265	0.019	22.438	0.223	18.612	0.269	2008	11	Andy may be disturbed by the increasing outbreaks of reasonablenessimg from CP nutjobs like Jinx The Pinx.
549	12	12	20.953	0.573	143	0.084	21.785	0.551	265	0.045	22.449	0.535	18.621	0.644	2008	11	Bugler explains that government censorship of an opinion is OK as long as you know for sure that it's wrongimg.
550	3	13	20.936	0.143	143	0.021	21.785	0.138	265	0.011	22.461	0.134	18.63	0.161	2008	11	Again the librul media deceits the public: no one acknowledges Michele BachmanN's win.img
551	19	25	20.921	0.908	143	0.133	21.785	0.872	265	0.072	22.472	0.845	18.638	1.019	2008	11	Pointing out that some conservatives cloak their politics in Christianityimg makes one an Al Qaeda supporter.img
552	-17	27	20.929	-0.812	143	-0.119	21.785	-0.78	265	-0.064	22.484	-0.756	18.647	-0.912	2008	11	The Internets have been saved from conservative deceit - late in the 4PM hour (Pacific Time) CP has a message for us all. Update: They came back around 5:15 PM (PT)
553	24	26	20.94	1.146	143	0.168	21.785	1.102	265	0.091	22.495	1.067	18.656	1.286	2008	11	Conservatives never gloatimg. Nope, never, noway nohow, doesn't happen, not even a little bitimg...
554	24	28	20.95	1.146	143	0.168	21.785	1.102	265	0.091	22.507	1.066	18.665	1.286	2008	11	Like teaching a stupid dog new tricks. Aug. '07: "Please use the preview button." "Yeah, OK."img Sept. '07: "Please use the preview button." "Yeah, OK."img Apr. '08: "Please use the preview button." "Yeah, OK."img Nov. '08: "Please use the preview button." "Dammit all! Haven't you figured out I'm an attention whore already?"img
555	16	24	20.963	0.763	143	0.112	21.785	0.734	265	0.06	22.518	0.711	18.673	0.857	2008	11	Concentration camps: not as bad as you might think!img
556	14	18	20.968	0.668	143	0.098	21.785	0.643	265	0.053	22.529	0.621	18.682	0.749	2008	11	Hi jinx? more like "Bye, Jinx."img. Update: And the tributesimg start rolling in, with a special thank youimg.
557	85	87	20.963	4.055	143	0.594	21.785	3.902	265	0.321	22.541	3.771	18.691	4.548	2008	11	Andy's latest conservative insight - Obama's a Muslim because he's not seen dancing much, and Muslims disfavor dancingimg. Unlike this devout Christian. UPDATE:BEST PARODY.img EVER!!!!! Update 2: More parodyimg. & More!img and even MORE!img
558	25	25	21.085	1.186	143	0.175	21.785	1.148	265	0.094	22.552	1.109	18.7	1.337	2008	11	When not even FOX News is good enough: Pointing outimg Palin's reported lack of knowledge on a talk page and emphasizing that he won't insert this info into the article = Revertimg and two week block.img Update: Learn Together proves he is a Good CP Sysop: "We only allow news showing how awesome Palin is, so expect your talk page post to vanish soon."img Yep: Whitewashed.img
559	5	15	21.093	0.237	143	0.035	21.785	0.23	265	0.019	22.564	0.222	18.708	0.267	2008	11	More fun with AlanS and Palin: Learn Together fails at life and everything by first re-insertingimg a deleted imageimg (which had been removedimg from the article by the now blocked AlanS) and then protectingimg the article to make sure that the image redlink stays.
560	-7	35	21.081	-0.332	143	-0.049	21.785	-0.321	265	-0.026	22.575	-0.31	18.717	-0.374	2008	11	Weapon of Gun, meet Much of Money.img I'm sure you two will have a lot to talk about.
561	13	15	21.107	0.616	143	0.091	21.785	0.597	265	0.049	22.587	0.576	18.726	0.694	2008	11	In the News: Someone on the internet links to Conservapediaimg!
562	6	16	21.096	0.284	143	0.042	21.785	0.275	265	0.023	22.598	0.266	18.735	0.32	2008	11	Well, Assfly... former Clinton advisors to run President Obama's Adminstration img are definitely a change from the current incompetence at the White House.
563	14	18	21.086	0.664	143	0.098	21.785	0.643	265	0.053	22.609	0.619	18.743	0.747	2008	11	Another insight: Obama has an Arabic lineageimg. But is this consistent with conservapedian logicimg?
564	4	10	21.081	0.19	143	0.028	21.785	0.184	265	0.015	22.621	0.177	18.752	0.213	2008	11	"No surprise": A sleazy Democrat avoids chargesimg for doing sleazy things. Surprise: the nasty liberally-biased New York Times, known for hushing up scandals about "deceitful" liberals, was the paper that blew his cover!
565	22	24	21.06	1.045	143	0.154	21.785	1.01	265	0.083	22.632	0.972	18.761	1.173	2008	11	Always eager to emulate Andy "My dinner conversationsimg are reliable sources" Schlafly and Ken "I know things, but I won't say more" DeMeyer, Learn Together adds interesting claimsimg and then insists that he doesn't need sources because he knows those people,img but any further information or evidence would tip off the Gay Assassins. Yep, makes perfect sense. LearnTogether elsewhere goes on to state People already understand that anonymous sources talking without any backup is wrong.img Point
566	9	19	21.066	0.427	143	0.063	21.785	0.413	265	0.034	22.644	0.397	18.77	0.479	2008	11	As of November 8, the left-hand side of Conservapedia's main page still refuses to announce that Barack Obama was the winner of the 2008 US presidential elections.img
567	13	17	21.062	0.617	143	0.091	21.785	0.597	265	0.049	22.655	0.574	18.779	0.692	2008	11	Conservative repeatedly points outimg that it's okay to reject traditional standardsimg (such as quality, respectability and credibility, apparently) when it's convenient. However, keep in mind that only liberalsimg reject traditional standards...
568	4	12	21.055	0.19	143	0.028	21.785	0.184	265	0.015	22.667	0.176	18.787	0.213	2008	11	The Irony Meter overloads: Andy "Boy/Girlimg competition is bad"img Schlafly praisesimg a school that sees... healthy competition between boys and girls! (This also completely disproves him here,img btw.) In addition, he claims that this is about "separate testing" (with the apparent implication that this is similar to his "different tests for girls and boys" suggestion), but the cited article doesn't mention different tests - only that the test scores went up due to having separate classes.
569	23	27	21.038	1.093	143	0.161	21.785	1.056	265	0.087	22.678	1.014	18.796	1.224	2008	11	A Brit amendsimg the bit about British media in "Conservative"; Aschlafly (who knows more about everything than anyone) revertsimg "predictable liberal denials about the media being liberal". What's even funnier is that Sky News gets some of its news from Fox.
570	20	24	21.049	0.95	143	0.14	21.785	0.918	265	0.075	22.689	0.881	18.805	1.064	2008	11	Wait, did Andy just pass upimg a chance to smear Obama? Is he not feeling well?. It gets better, apparently the bombing campaigns carried out by the IRA and other dissident groups don't count as terrorism.img Wouldn't want to be in Andy's shoes when the Irish and Brits read that.
571	24	30	21.054	1.14	143	0.168	21.785	1.102	265	0.091	22.701	1.057	18.814	1.276	2008	11	Did you know that not Nazis, but socialists, came up with the idea for the Hitler Youthimg? And now Barack Obamaimg wants to do the same thing? UPDATE Not really an update but more of a, "Andy talks a whole lot of bullshit"img sort of thing. Stay tuned everyone.Update: Phil takes on Andyimg. again!img
572	6	8	21.071	0.285	143	0.042	21.785	0.275	265	0.023	22.712	0.264	18.823	0.319	2008	11	The Sarah Palin Rearguardimg is nothing if not thorough - even talking about people who talk about people who anonymously talk about Palin is verboten frowned uponimg.
573	16	22	21.047	0.76	143	0.112	21.785	0.734	265	0.06	22.724	0.704	18.832	0.85	2008	11	A blunt parodyimg on the similarities between CP and a common household object.
574	13	15	21.049	0.618	143	0.091	21.785	0.597	265	0.049	22.735	0.572	18.84	0.69	2008	11	Not pwned, just busyimg.
575	11	19	21.038	0.523	143	0.077	21.785	0.505	265	0.042	22.747	0.484	18.849	0.584	2008	11	Did someone sane just hackimg Kendoll's account?
576	12	16	21.034	0.571	143	0.084	21.785	0.551	265	0.045	22.758	0.527	18.858	0.636	2008	11	Koward seems to think that "drunks (always) speak that which they would normally think when they're sober."img He obviously doesn't understand how alcohol works.
577	21	23	21.025	0.999	143	0.147	21.785	0.964	265	0.079	22.769	0.922	18.867	1.113	2008	11	"This parent probably doesn't teach her children about Hell either."img
578	23	25	21.029	1.094	143	0.161	21.785	1.056	265	0.087	22.781	1.01	18.876	1.218	2008	11	And there it is. How could I have been so blindimg in the voting booth?
579	11	15	21.036	0.523	143	0.077	21.785	0.505	265	0.042	22.792	0.483	18.885	0.582	2008	11	Once moreimg, are you sureimg? (And it only took two minutes.)
580	24	28	21.025	1.142	143	0.168	21.785	1.102	265	0.091	22.804	1.052	18.894	1.27	2008	11	What's the easiest way to win an election? By having an apparent disabilityimg of course.
581	-31	57	21.037	-1.474	143	-0.217	21.785	-1.423	265	-0.117	22.815	-1.359	18.902	-1.64	2008	11	Andy the uber-teacher is at it again. Apparently there is"No penalty for wrong answers"img in the exams he sets.
582	21	35	21.101	0.995	143	0.147	21.785	0.964	265	0.079	22.826	0.92	18.911	1.11	2008	11	NEVERimg try to refute the "Muslim Obama" myth. Seriously. Just don't.
583	18	20	21.126	0.852	143	0.126	21.785	0.826	265	0.068	22.838	0.788	18.92	0.951	2008	11	How dare you believe the commandments are there to be followedimg? A six month blockimg for your silly assumption.
584	27	29	21.124	1.278	143	0.189	21.785	1.239	265	0.102	22.849	1.182	18.929	1.426	2008	11	What do you do when you want to sway public opinion with evidence that's quite likely made-up without facing charges of gossip? Easy: Innocently askimg people to read it to see if they think it's legit and only later admitimg that you don't actually think it's authentic. Doesn't quiteimg work, of course. Maybe Andy should have waited for Bugler and Co. to be online first... (In the meantime, it's still absolutely forbidden to link to negative FOX News reports about Palin on her talk page because
585	12	16	21.138	0.568	143	0.084	21.785	0.551	265	0.045	22.861	0.525	18.938	0.634	2008	11	Not only is this site so infamous, just referencingimg a blog merely associatedimg with it is still verbotenimg.
586	12	12	21.129	0.568	143	0.084	21.785	0.551	265	0.045	22.872	0.525	18.947	0.633	2008	11	An emailimg makes it true. Awesome, Ed. Did he forget he just made this guidelineimg less than a week ago?
587	32	32	21.113	1.516	143	0.224	21.785	1.469	265	0.121	22.884	1.398	18.956	1.688	2008	11	Andy pretends he knows what he’s talking about by continually referringimg to a paper by Michael Whitlock. Is he right? Would an emailimg help? That depends on whoimg the email is from. One from Michael Whitlock?img Update: Aaand block!img
588	20	22	21.132	0.946	143	0.14	21.785	0.918	265	0.075	22.895	0.874	18.965	1.055	2008	11	Ed is so misunderstood. Can't people see that he's trying to help the gaysimg? Of course, we all know what sort of "help" he offersimg. Update Fucking whiners.img MORE UPDATE:Having single handedly destroyed the myth of the Gay Hero,img Ed now sets his sights on... The idea that the Gays would ever help non gaysimg
589	22	22	21.133	1.041	143	0.154	21.785	1.01	265	0.083	22.906	0.96	18.973	1.16	2008	11	Update to a slightly older item: During Ed's last burst of activity, he made up some numbersimg and then wanted to banhammer BRichtigen, who added "fact" tags to them. Well, now he's back, and he just hammeredimg BRichtigen for not acceptingimg his Writing Assignment.img And what was the Writing Assignment? "Find sources for my made-up numbers." Update: 90img/10img = MYOBimg Update: Ups, the numbers I made up were wrongimg BRichtigen will get an apology, won't he?
590	16	18	21.135	0.757	143	0.112	21.785	0.734	265	0.06	22.918	0.698	18.982	0.843	2008	11	Brossa: Dear Ed, here are five examplesimg that completely negate your new "article".imgBugler: 90/10!imgEd: Dear Brossa, "Then put them in the article"img while I take a subtle swipe at HelpJazz.
591	42	48	21.129	1.988	143	0.294	21.785	1.928	265	0.158	22.929	1.832	18.991	2.212	2008	11	Liberace wasn't gay,img he was just a victim of the homosexual agenda. Wandal magnet: So were Robin Hoodimg and John Schlafly.img
592	5	13	21.176	0.236	143	0.035	21.785	0.23	265	0.019	22.941	0.218	19	0.263	2008	11	Kenny's not bragging very well. He's not told us about this little bit of Dembski butt licking. Is this a "Grassroot" or a "Fortress"?
593	3	9	21.162	0.142	143	0.021	21.785	0.138	265	0.011	22.952	0.131	19.009	0.158	2008	11	Selfish Ed bites off more than he can chewimg. If you want to start an argument Eddy boy, be sure that you can win it, or at least have something intelligent to say.
594	33	33	21.141	1.561	143	0.231	21.785	1.515	265	0.125	22.964	1.437	19.018	1.735	2008	11	What we're worried about is MOAR HITLER!img
595	25	25	21.161	1.181	143	0.175	21.785	1.148	265	0.094	22.975	1.088	19.027	1.314	2008	11	Stupid, bigoted homosimg, using their rights to protest. This is proof they're threatening us after we stripped them of their marriages!
596	13	25	21.168	0.614	143	0.091	21.785	0.597	265	0.049	22.986	0.566	19.036	0.683	2008	11	Ed Poor - so dumb, he blocks himself as punishment for ebil wrongdoingimg. (Note: he blocks himself for a fraction of the time he blocks others for the same offense)
597	15	17	21.175	0.708	143	0.105	21.785	0.689	265	0.057	22.998	0.652	19.045	0.788	2008	11	The CLEP is way better. It's, you know, multiple choiceimg.
598	14	16	21.168	0.661	143	0.098	21.785	0.643	265	0.053	23.009	0.608	19.054	0.735	2008	11	A new CP user has posted an intelligent, thoughtful refutation of the Obama-is-a-Muslim nonsenseimg. Any bets on how long s/he (or the article) will last...?
599	14	18	21.159	0.662	143	0.098	21.785	0.643	265	0.053	23.021	0.608	19.063	0.734	2008	11	Yet another priceless Andy-ism. "I do teaching writing!"img
600	20	22	21.153	0.945	143	0.14	21.785	0.918	265	0.075	23.032	0.868	19.072	1.049	2008	11	All of a sudden, the President's powers are very limited.img When did that happen?
601	6	8	21.155	0.284	143	0.042	21.785	0.275	265	0.023	23.044	0.26	19.081	0.314	2008	11	For the umpteenth time, Ken announces "Major Developments" regarding his Evolution article,img after some wacko recommends it. (WIGOed below hours ago, Ken - you're behind the times) And remember: Stay tuned for details!!!!!!!!!1 (and it only took him eight nine edits to do the entry!)
602	8	14	21.132	0.379	143	0.056	21.785	0.367	265	0.03	23.055	0.347	19.089	0.419	2008	11	Ed Poor tries to be nice: When are we all going to realize that in God's eyes there are no races? All people are His beloved children.img What about your eyes, Ed? And what about "niggers"? Or how about explaining the faux black accent and urban speakimg
603	6	12	21.12	0.284	143	0.042	21.785	0.275	265	0.023	23.066	0.26	19.098	0.314	2008	11	Better 17 hours lateimg than never.
604	61	61	21.104	2.89	143	0.427	21.785	2.8	265	0.23	23.078	2.643	19.107	3.192	2008	11	PJR takes on Andy & Ed in direct Konfrontationimg. It'll end in tears! It appears that PJR is taking a stand: removingimg the Muslim crap from Obama's page and now rewritingimg Ken's Mainpage bragging! (see entry 3 below) FIGHT! MOAR Andy reverts Philipimg and removes some comments that highlight Andy's tortured logic.img
605	18	18	21.172	0.85	143	0.126	21.785	0.826	265	0.068	23.089	0.78	19.116	0.942	2008	11	Schlafly Deceit on display for all to see. "Proper Perspective" = misquotingimg and "Format" = removing any trace of the actual quoteimg
606	10	12	21.167	0.472	143	0.07	21.785	0.459	265	0.038	23.101	0.433	19.125	0.523	2008	11	Interiotimg: From Ed Poor's heroimg to ASchlafly's pariahimg in just one week... Update: not a hero, an office hand: give him the stapler of honorimg
607	51	51	21.151	2.411	143	0.357	21.785	2.341	265	0.192	23.112	2.207	19.134	2.665	2008	11	ED BLOCKS PHIL!!!!img. Gives reason on Phil's talk pageimg. Phil unblocks himselfimg. Side dish of minor lulz: Ed's editimg removes BRichtigen's, which basically says Bugler's mistakes are covered up, proving his statement in just one minute!
608	36	38	21.202	1.698	143	0.252	21.785	1.653	265	0.136	23.124	1.557	19.143	1.881	2008	11	BRichtigen: Why did you block this guy?img Ed Poor: Same reason I'm blocking you. Goodbye!img Finally, the 90/10 rule is shown it's real purpose: to block whoever we want.img Massive Irony: Ed the math teacher: I try to be careful.img Unaware: Phil is rightimg. O RLY? 90/10!img But wait, it's 50/50img. UPDATE: Roger returns from the mountain to unblock the parodist the contributor because "he is doing good work."img
609	9	15	21.231	0.424	143	0.063	21.785	0.413	265	0.034	23.135	0.389	19.152	0.47	2008	11	Ed Poor: Nobody on Conservapedia has any rightsimg - only obligations.
610	7	9	21.22	0.33	143	0.049	21.785	0.321	265	0.026	23.146	0.302	19.161	0.365	2008	11	Ed's at it again. Here he blocks user SamuelAimg for 90/10, despite his being way under the threshold.img Enquiring minds want to know, does his ban have anything to do with this reversionimg of known parodist JPatt? Ed is so gone he is now defending obvious parody.
611	27	31	21.199	1.274	143	0.189	21.785	1.239	265	0.102	23.158	1.166	19.17	1.408	2008	11	Ed's lulz just never stops! He thinks that "AshleyS"img is an anagram of "ASchlafly". How's the writing class going, Ed?
612	34	38	21.216	1.603	143	0.238	21.785	1.561	265	0.128	23.169	1.467	19.179	1.773	2008	11	Another tragic incident in a public school? Exactly what I needed to make a snarky comment about Bibles.img
613	36	42	21.244	1.695	143	0.252	21.785	1.653	265	0.136	23.181	1.553	19.188	1.876	2008	11	The witnesses to the school knife attack could have apprehended the perpetrator with magic chivalry powersimg.
614	4	8	21.279	0.188	143	0.028	21.785	0.184	265	0.015	23.192	0.172	19.197	0.208	2008	11	The Wall Street Journal said something bad about a liberal. I better cite a Newsmax insteadimg!
615	14	14	21.257	0.659	143	0.098	21.785	0.643	265	0.053	23.204	0.603	19.206	0.729	2008	11	Ken decides that a plug for one of his articles deserves a victory lapimg as the top News story. Is a "News Story of the Year" proclamation far behind?
616	35	35	21.245	1.647	143	0.245	21.785	1.607	265	0.132	23.215	1.508	19.215	1.821	2008	11	Ed's idea of the day: a twelve step program to "cure" gay peopleimg of their Homosexuality Addiction. Mandatory Drama: KaraMel points outimg that Ed is an idiot, gets into an editimg warimg with a sysop, asksimg him to stop - and is banhammeredimg by Ed, who then thanksimg the wrong person. "Oops"img indeed. Read what you quote: Ed quotesimg from his source that "if sexual experiences happen repeatedly with members of the same sex, a homosexual addiction will result", but claimsimg he didn't not
617	23	23	21.268	1.081	143	0.161	21.785	1.056	265	0.087	23.226	0.99	19.224	1.196	2008	11	Ed's "Homosexuality + Nazi = Win" spree continues in "Homosexuality in Nazi Germany"img which, despite its title, is not about Nazi Germany at all.UPDATE Ed makes the entry more haz conciseimg UPDATE Ourimg "evidence!" (Note: The author have a very strong anti-homosexual platform. Now THAT'S "credible")
618	14	22	21.27	0.658	143	0.098	21.785	0.643	265	0.053	23.238	0.602	19.233	0.728	2008	11	Given his recent obsession with homosexuals and his continued use of the creepy "Uncle Ed" nickname, This responseimg wherein he requests a user email him a personal phone number, is downright terrifying. Goat cleanings begin in ten minutes Skin-crawling addition This one'simg every bit as horrifying.
619	10	10	21.272	0.47	143	0.07	21.785	0.459	265	0.038	23.249	0.43	19.242	0.52	2008	11	Thouimg shaltimg notimg complainimg.
620	15	15	21.253	0.706	143	0.105	21.785	0.689	265	0.057	23.261	0.645	19.251	0.779	2008	11	Another sysopimg points out how far out the Obama article is, gets blockedimg for it, and asks the obvious, "How can we claim to be trustworthy if we delete and block any debate?img" Bugler, who forgot ChrisS was a sysop, is apparently taking a short break. Update: A fellow student points out that this is a well-worn but pointlessimg path.
621	6	6	21.243	0.282	143	0.042	21.785	0.275	265	0.023	23.272	0.258	19.26	0.312	2008	11	Ed has run out of targets and starts snipingimg at old classics like the (factually correct) "Gay Bomb" entry... again (see the other entries in the log). This of course completely ignores things like the factimg (if we recall correctly) that a sysop created this page or the fact that RobSmith once even added itimg to the Bill Clinton page (which cued thisimg hilarious discussion we turned into a play).
622	19	19	21.217	0.895	143	0.133	21.785	0.872	265	0.072	23.283	0.816	19.269	0.986	2008	11	BRichtigen's block logimg has become some sort of running gag. Really, how many block reasons does Ed have to make up before the other sysops realize that opposing him is a waste of time? Though at least Philip triesimg to convince him of letting go.
623	4	6	21.214	0.189	143	0.028	21.785	0.184	265	0.015	23.295	0.172	19.278	0.207	2008	11	What is more facepalm-inducing: The fact that Ed "I was on Wikipedia since Day One and know the code inside out" Poor thinksimg that you can create tables with MediaWiki markup or that he generously offers to create a table if everybody else does all the content work?
624	22	22	21.188	1.038	143	0.154	21.785	1.01	265	0.083	23.306	0.944	19.287	1.141	2008	11	Conservapedia is not Biasedimg! Why in the world might one think that? Its not in the domain nameimg by chance is it?
625	18	18	21.19	0.849	143	0.126	21.785	0.826	265	0.068	23.318	0.772	19.297	0.933	2008	11	Help! Help! A liberal's gotten loose! Quick, call the guys in white coats!img
626	15	19	21.185	0.708	143	0.105	21.785	0.689	265	0.057	23.329	0.643	19.306	0.777	2008	11	Professor valuesimg: exposition of supposed connection between higher education and criminality... four paragraphs, dozens of examples, more than fifty citations. The My Lai massacreimg: infamous mass murder of hundreds of civilians... two sentences, no citations. Conservative priorities at work.
627	8	14	21.181	0.378	143	0.056	21.785	0.367	265	0.03	23.341	0.343	19.315	0.414	2008	11	In a lengthyimg post, PJR explains "how religion has nothing to do" with the opposition to homosexual marriage. No, that opposition stems instead from what Christians "understand to be the facts", which in his own words derives... from religious beliefs. Can someone explain it to me?
628	16	16	21.169	0.756	143	0.112	21.785	0.734	265	0.06	23.352	0.685	19.324	0.828	2008	11	So long as we're on teh gays, Ed claims they "make it hard to be friendsimg". No Ed, they just don't want to be friends with a bigot like you. (for extra points, note the "gays can't love" meme)
629	7	7	21.161	0.331	143	0.049	21.785	0.321	265	0.026	23.363	0.3	19.333	0.362	2008	11	Ed Poor: "despite being a Christian I consider myself a Muslimimg". (Actually, Ed, you're neither. You're a Moonie.)
630	4	8	21.137	0.189	143	0.028	21.785	0.184	265	0.015	23.375	0.171	19.342	0.207	2008	11	Best reason yet to conclude Obama is a Muslim: "Friends with known Muslims"img. Not that there's anything wrong with that!img
631	15	15	21.116	0.71	143	0.105	21.785	0.689	265	0.057	23.386	0.641	19.351	0.775	2008	11	Ed "Educator" Poor to potential student: "Your writing is chatty and vapid, yet it says nothing of interest.img"
632	8	12	21.106	0.379	143	0.056	21.785	0.367	265	0.03	23.398	0.342	19.36	0.413	2008	11	Idiot.img Updateimg
633	13	15	21.091	0.616	143	0.091	21.785	0.597	265	0.049	23.409	0.555	19.369	0.671	2008	11	Wasn't the first rule of the secret groupimg not to talk about it? UPDATE: Yes.img
634	19	19	21.081	0.901	143	0.133	21.785	0.872	265	0.072	23.421	0.811	19.378	0.98	2008	11	OMG, Obama's a Muslim, he chose a secret service code derived from a Spanish word that means converted Islamimg except that 1, he didn't choose the name, the secret service chose it for him 2, Renegado hasn't meant apostate for many years, as popular usage took the word over and 3, Does anyone really think that the archaic meaning of a Spanish word takes precedence over the modern English meaning?
635	12	14	21.078	0.569	143	0.084	21.785	0.551	265	0.045	23.432	0.512	19.387	0.619	2008	11	Ed, you're making it too easy, please stop,img No really, stopimg For god sake man, stop talkingimg
637	19	19	21.066	0.902	143	0.133	21.785	0.872	265	0.072	23.455	0.81	19.405	0.979	2008	11	Tim makes Ed his bitchimg. Awaiting ensuing hilarity. UPDATE Moron!img
638	7	11	21.063	0.332	143	0.049	21.785	0.321	265	0.026	23.466	0.298	19.415	0.361	2008	11	Thanks, Ed, I was hoping to vomit up my lunch.img
639	20	20	21.047	0.95	143	0.14	21.785	0.918	265	0.075	23.478	0.852	19.424	1.03	2008	11	Classic example of CP's good old double standards:Alan: "Fox News saidimg Palin didn't know Africa is a continent..."Bugler: "This is unsubstantiated, sneering tittle-tattle!"img *hammers*imgEd Poor: "Hey, Fox News said Palin didn't know Africa is a continent..." *puts it on the Main Page*img UPDATE: Fox News is liberal.img
640	16	16	21.045	0.76	143	0.112	21.785	0.734	265	0.06	23.489	0.681	19.433	0.823	2008	11	CP now has an article on Homosexual obsessionimg. Good. A topic they are experts on. But it doesn't have a picture of KenDoll!
641	10	12	21.037	0.475	143	0.07	21.785	0.459	265	0.038	23.501	0.426	19.442	0.514	2008	11	How to become an Administrator: Being against these icky homosexualsimg, for starters. Changing some convictions? Checked!img And of course, collecting some Brownie points at the expense of your fellow editors: All right!img (Update: A little bit overzealous...img) Way to go, Foxtrot, way to go...
642	-1	7	21.023	-0.048	143	-0.007	21.785	-0.046	265	-0.004	23.512	-0.043	19.451	-0.051	2008	11	Think KenDoll is Conservapedia's worst writer? He's got some stiff competitionimg. MOAR: Jesus had sisters?img Odd thing for a bishop to be claiming. Huh?img
643	14	16	21	0.667	143	0.098	21.785	0.643	265	0.053	23.523	0.595	19.46	0.719	2008	11	TK returnsimg.
644	10	14	20.992	0.476	143	0.07	21.785	0.459	265	0.038	23.535	0.425	19.469	0.514	2008	11	WTF Moment: informing people that Andy worked under Obamaimg for the Harvard Law Review is pushing liberal biasimg?
645	5	5	20.981	0.238	143	0.035	21.785	0.23	265	0.019	23.546	0.212	19.478	0.257	2008	11	No, REALLY?img Now why would they do a weird thing like that?
646	5	9	20.955	0.239	143	0.035	21.785	0.23	265	0.019	23.558	0.212	19.487	0.257	2008	11	Andy holds the lineimg against notorious Liberal...Ed Poorimg ?
647	3	3	20.936	0.143	143	0.021	21.785	0.138	265	0.011	23.569	0.127	19.497	0.154	2008	11	A compromise! Half way between Atheists giving less to charityimg than Godophiles and Atheists mass murderingimg millions of their subjects is... Atheists mutilating each other for sexual pleasure!img
648	17	17	20.908	0.813	143	0.119	21.785	0.78	265	0.064	23.581	0.721	19.506	0.872	2008	11	"Obama seems to have learned nothing from Schlafly."img What a coincidence, neither have the homeschoolers.
649	13	13	20.901	0.622	143	0.091	21.785	0.597	265	0.049	23.592	0.551	19.515	0.666	2008	11	Alright, that's it. After yet another great entry from Ed Poor, it's getting tiresome to report so many of his edits. Just refresh this pageimg from now on. Update: Tim vapesimg it.
650	26	26	20.889	1.245	143	0.182	21.785	1.193	265	0.098	23.603	1.102	19.524	1.332	2008	11	Bungler getsimg nastyimg. He does realize Tim is one of the longest-serving sysops at CP, right? Don't expect Andy to back him up though, he's off hiding under the covers until the trouble goes away. Update No matter how bad things are, Creepy Ed can make it worseimg. Can it be? Is Ed picking on Bugler?img
651	16	16	20.897	0.766	143	0.112	21.785	0.734	265	0.06	23.615	0.678	19.533	0.819	2008	11	You have to love the reasons people have for blockingimg on CP. We still love you, Bohdan.
652	5	13	20.889	0.239	143	0.035	21.785	0.23	265	0.019	23.626	0.212	19.542	0.256	2008	11	Fundie philosophy in a nutshellimg.
653	11	11	20.877	0.527	143	0.077	21.785	0.505	265	0.042	23.638	0.465	19.552	0.563	2008	11	TK pulls his non-existent "rank"img on a poor European.
654	23	23	20.861	1.103	143	0.161	21.785	1.056	265	0.087	23.649	0.973	19.561	1.176	2008	11	JArneal: "Don't call me a liberal. I am waiting for an apology."img Aschlafly: "what's your position on abortion, same-sex marriage, and allowing classroom prayer in public school?"img UPDATE Still waitingimg!
655	6	6	20.865	0.288	143	0.042	21.785	0.275	265	0.023	23.661	0.254	19.57	0.307	2008	11	PJR reverts a guy because he used evolutionist argumentsimg in the YEC that PJR claims are discredited (although scientists agree they're not). Perhaps he was taking the example of your fine evolutionimg page, which is nothing but discredited arguments against the title subject, Phil.
656	12	12	20.841	0.576	143	0.084	21.785	0.551	265	0.045	23.672	0.507	19.579	0.613	2008	11	Ah, 'tis Sunday, so Philosopher Andy ponders why we ageimg. Er... actually no he doesn't... I have no idea what he's pondering, except there's another dig at Obama in there
657	14	14	20.827	0.672	143	0.098	21.785	0.643	265	0.053	23.683	0.591	19.588	0.715	2008	11	Somebody directly asksimg Andy to take a position on Bugler's douchery. Banhammer in 3... 2...
658	8	8	20.817	0.384	143	0.056	21.785	0.367	265	0.03	23.695	0.338	19.597	0.408	2008	11	No, Foxtrot, I think HelpJazz described it quite accuratelyimg.
659	19	19	20.797	0.914	143	0.133	21.785	0.872	265	0.072	23.706	0.801	19.607	0.969	2008	11	Sign of the apocalypse: Conservative being . . . reasonableimg?!?!?!
660	16	24	20.794	0.769	143	0.112	21.785	0.734	265	0.06	23.718	0.675	19.616	0.816	2008	11	Ah, a deep questionimg indeed...
661	27	31	20.799	1.298	143	0.189	21.785	1.239	265	0.102	23.729	1.138	19.625	1.376	2008	11	Bugler vs. HelpJazz. Ready? Fight!img Update Ken and HSmom, you're next!img Ed: Bugler, please stop, or I'll email someoneimg who will deliberately ignore this whole situation like the coward he is.
662	13	17	20.815	0.625	143	0.091	21.785	0.597	265	0.049	23.74	0.548	19.634	0.662	2008	11	We all thought that Bugler and the other really notorious bullies at CP did what they did because of some kind of power trip, or perhaps just as recreation. No. It turns out that, in Bugler's case, it's a religious practiceimg! What church does he go to?
663	24	32	20.809	1.153	143	0.168	21.785	1.102	265	0.091	23.752	1.01	19.643	1.222	2008	11	TK gets blockedimg after being back on site less than 48 hours, for calling BrianCo a fraudimg, while referring to BrianCo as "Genghis"! Huh? Ahhh good old TK drama. Update: Bugler comes to the rescueimg, while Jallen destroysimg Helpjazz's chance for Sysopship edit rights being treated as a normal editor not being called a dirty liberal hippie.
664	19	19	20.826	0.912	143	0.133	21.785	0.872	265	0.072	23.763	0.8	19.653	0.967	2008	11	Karajou didn't come from no apes or monkeys!img Moar Karajou fails at scienceimg. But we knew that. Keep it coming: Scientists' *Beliefs* are so strong that they will actually scrutinize themimg.
665	21	21	20.823	1.008	143	0.147	21.785	0.964	265	0.079	23.775	0.883	19.662	1.068	2008	11	If Leader believes it, We believe it, too.img Cited results are easy to find. For instance, "Leader believes" (Leader, 2008)img
666	26	26	20.824	1.249	143	0.182	21.785	1.193	265	0.098	23.786	1.093	19.671	1.322	2008	11	Andy: I used to read The Economist but I got so tired of the simplistic view. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to add some improvements to my Professor Values and Obama Mind-Control articles...
667	6	8	20.832	0.288	143	0.042	21.785	0.275	265	0.023	23.798	0.252	19.68	0.305	2008	11	Smilin' Uncle Ed hopes to talk about church choirs and Boy Scout Troops. Hmm. After entries like this, I have to wonder, what will he have to say about those organizations...
668	26	26	20.812	1.249	143	0.182	21.785	1.193	265	0.098	23.809	1.092	19.69	1.32	2008	11	Andy only wants articles on educational subjects.img Really Andy? did you get your doctorate in Liberal Friendship?img Or maybe Gays in sports?img Well it obviously wasn't Statisticsimg
669	22	24	20.82	1.057	143	0.154	21.785	1.01	265	0.083	23.82	0.924	19.699	1.117	2008	11	So HelpJazz can't block TK for douchebaggeryimg because non-sysop block rights are only for combatting vandalism.img Somebody points out that HelpJazz was given block rights before this policy was written.img Bugler walks in and treats us to some irony.img Update: "Screw you, Jallen, everything is vandalismimg if I say so!"
670	30	30	20.825	1.441	143	0.21	21.785	1.377	265	0.113	23.832	1.259	19.708	1.522	2008	11	Holy crap, Philip Rayment drops the W-Bomb on Schlafly!img Which means, comparing him to Wikipedia... Update: Andy's non sequiturimg: Why does an Australian care about an encyclopedia's accuracy?!
671	4	10	20.839	0.192	143	0.028	21.785	0.184	265	0.015	23.843	0.168	19.717	0.203	2008	11	Andrew Schlafly: Wikimaster extraordinaireimg.
672	31	33	20.822	1.489	143	0.217	21.785	1.423	265	0.117	23.855	1.3	19.727	1.571	2008	11	Obama supporters surprised! There is a 20%! 60%! 90%! likelihood their candidate is a Muslimimg. But not 0%. Oh no. THIS JUST IN: PJR has rejoined the fray with a vengeance!img MOAR: PJR starts making changesimg, but Andy's cavalry regains the battlefieldimg.
673	5	7	20.841	0.24	143	0.035	21.785	0.23	265	0.019	23.866	0.21	19.736	0.253	2008	11	Transparency: Conservapedia Styleimg. Surprisingly, no block is issued, yet.
674	18	24	20.82	0.865	143	0.126	21.785	0.826	265	0.068	23.878	0.754	19.745	0.912	2008	11	Jallen and PJR come in to put a muzzleimg on Bugler's blocking for non-vandalism. Update Bugler tells PJR what he thinksimg of him, and then creates what is obviously a totally unrelated new articleimg.
675	8	12	20.824	0.384	143	0.056	21.785	0.367	265	0.03	23.889	0.335	19.754	0.405	2008	11	TK copies his argumentsimg from TexasDarlin, one of the affirmatively WORST sites on the internet (read about them on YesToDemocracy and Submitted to a Candid World). Seriously. They're a batshit crazy mix of xenophobic fake Democrats and conspiracy theorists.
676	9	11	20.811	0.432	143	0.063	21.785	0.413	265	0.034	23.9	0.377	19.764	0.455	2008	11	It's been said many times before, but never gets old. CP's version of tolerance: ostracize the students who don't want to participate in classroom prayerimg.
677	11	13	20.796	0.529	143	0.077	21.785	0.505	265	0.042	23.912	0.46	19.773	0.556	2008	11	Tim speaks the the truth to powerimg about the 90/10 rule.
678	8	12	20.784	0.385	143	0.056	21.785	0.367	265	0.03	23.923	0.334	19.782	0.404	2008	11	Two hours block for calling PJR a liar? Isn't that a little bit harsh on poor Bugler? Oh yes, it is: 27 min will be sufficientimg. UPDATE: LEAVE BRITNEY PHILIPimg ALONE!
679	6	8	20.771	0.289	143	0.042	21.785	0.275	265	0.023	23.935	0.251	19.791	0.303	2008	11	Ed threatensimg to go to Andy if the bickering doesn't stop (again). Here is a hint Ed: If Andy had any intention of keeping his blog from being a playground for whiny wingnuts and parodists, he would have done something about it by now. MOER Now Ed tells Bugler to ..cool itimg.
680	4	6	20.752	0.193	143	0.028	21.785	0.184	265	0.015	23.946	0.167	19.801	0.202	2008	11	Not only is Ed making shit up again,img but the writing teacher doesn't seem to understand the concept of proper comma use, complete sentences or redundancy. UPDATE: He can't seem to make out inherent irony eitherimg
681	7	9	20.729	0.338	143	0.049	21.785	0.321	265	0.026	23.958	0.292	19.81	0.353	2008	11	The new teen pregnancyimg article: Bugler's apparently never heard of Sarah Palin's daughter. Ed "Send me your childrenimg" Poor wants to clarifyimg something.
682	15	15	20.711	0.724	143	0.105	21.785	0.689	265	0.057	23.969	0.626	19.819	0.757	2008	11	"Uncle Ed" has a little advice for HelpJazz You obviously can't handle the power you've been given.img You should lose all your rights and shut the fuck up. Thanks Ed. This advice of course comes after removingimg both the section where it was established that Jazz used his powers properly and the one where Jazz showedimg why he had blocked TK.
683	6	8	20.703	0.29	143	0.042	21.785	0.275	265	0.023	23.98	0.25	19.829	0.303	2008	11	At 138 words, Ed's transcription of this interview snippet is at 4.6 words per minuteimg
684	9	11	20.684	0.435	143	0.063	21.785	0.413	265	0.034	23.992	0.375	19.838	0.454	2008	11	Ed: "Bugler, for attacking sysop PJR, I blockimg you for one whole day!"Jpatt: "Have mercy!img We need him!"Ed: "Oh, all right...img but just this once..." *unblocks*(And in the meantime, Jazz sendsimg himself into an 81-hourimg exile, but almost nobody gives a shit.)
685	10	10	20.669	0.484	143	0.07	21.785	0.459	265	0.038	24.003	0.417	19.847	0.504	2008	11	Ed on how to collaborateimg: I insert things everyone agrees about, Schlafly reverts them, I kiss his ass anyway. It's that simple, people!
686	9	11	20.653	0.436	143	0.063	21.785	0.413	265	0.034	24.015	0.375	19.857	0.453	2008	11	Andy reminds all that A, we don't know that Obama is the first black president and B, "By now our society is long past judging people by their race"img Only liberals say otherwise. That's why the secret service was called in earlier than any candidate in history and why they've already broken up three assassination plots you schmuck
687	8	8	20.639	0.388	143	0.056	21.785	0.367	265	0.03	24.026	0.333	19.866	0.403	2008	11	Make sure you have your irony meter safety-buffered as Conservativeimg schools Andy on how to write a coherent and informative article.
688	13	13	20.62	0.63	143	0.091	21.785	0.597	265	0.049	24.038	0.541	19.875	0.654	2008	11	What do you do when people constantly break the rules? You ban them. What do you do when trolls like Bugler constantly break the rules? You change the rules.img
689	7	7	20.608	0.34	143	0.049	21.785	0.321	265	0.026	24.049	0.291	19.884	0.352	2008	11	Maybe they should have compared their notes before addressing the crowd: "We don't goimg by what the majority wants! Especially notimg when that majority is a minority!" Or maybe that was just a subtle swipeimg at Andy?
690	27	37	20.588	1.311	143	0.189	21.785	1.239	265	0.102	24.06	1.122	19.894	1.357	2008	11	Quality wandalismimg
691	17	17	20.613	0.825	143	0.119	21.785	0.78	265	0.064	24.072	0.706	19.903	0.854	2008	11	Most definitely should've compared notes before speaking up: TK defendsimg Aziraphale against 90/10 abuse, saying that "one has to look at more than the here and now in judging others, otherwise we become 'what have you done for me lately' thinkers" - and 25 minutes later, Aziraphale gets a 90/10 blockimg by Andy. Oops.
692	10	12	20.607	0.485	143	0.07	21.785	0.459	265	0.038	24.083	0.415	19.912	0.502	2008	11	After tons of items about the ongoing Bugler/Andy/Ed/TK/Jpatt/etc. orgy, here's a CP Unicorn Chaser moment in the form of oldskool Lulz: Joaquín Martínez insistsimg on adding random images, much to the frustrationimg of people who actually try to do some good.
693	24	24	20.594	1.165	143	0.168	21.785	1.102	265	0.091	24.095	0.996	19.922	1.205	2008	11	No words. No words...img Update: JeanJacques removes itimg, BHarlan puts it right back upimg.
694	6	12	20.599	0.291	143	0.042	21.785	0.275	265	0.023	24.106	0.249	19.931	0.301	2008	11	In the midst of turmoil an old friend (Fox) pops in to crow over the misfortunes of the BNPimg.
695	13	13	20.587	0.631	143	0.091	21.785	0.597	265	0.049	24.118	0.539	19.941	0.652	2008	11	Deborah really doesn't likeimg Messianic Judaism. I hope Fox has been taking his hypertension meds. Update: Deb ups the anteimg. Update: Catch it while you can.img
696	21	23	20.575	1.021	143	0.147	21.785	0.964	265	0.079	24.129	0.87	19.95	1.053	2008	11	Ed the writing teacher unveils his daily gem.img MOAR: Please, Ed, keep it coming!img
697	-3	17	20.579	-0.146	143	-0.021	21.785	-0.138	265	-0.011	24.14	-0.124	19.959	-0.15	2008	11	JM's Famous American Artistsimg: writer Herman Melville, photographer Richard Avedon, musician John Coltrane? No! Writer Chuck Palahniuk, photographer Charlie White, musician Ethelbert Nevin? Absolutely!
698	21	21	20.574	1.021	143	0.147	21.785	0.964	265	0.079	24.152	0.87	19.969	1.052	2008	11	Ed Poor, master debater: "Ed, this reference isn't credible, the guy was kicked out of the APA for his repugnant views."img - "Nuh uh, he quit before they kicked him out so it doesn't count."img - "But he still holds horrible views"img - "I'm not talking to you until you say I'm right"img - "Fine, you were right"img - "Good, now what do you have against bias motivated conclusions perfectly innocent surveys?"img (Oh, and the mandatory conclusion of any debate with Ed: A fancyimg block)
699	11	21	20.574	0.535	143	0.077	21.785	0.505	265	0.042	24.163	0.455	19.978	0.551	2008	11	A parodyimg, or unpublished version of Ed's autobiography?
700	6	10	20.575	0.292	143	0.042	21.785	0.275	265	0.023	24.175	0.248	19.987	0.3	2008	11	Looks like Ken's getting a bit impatientimg (to say nothing of sarcastic) about the writing assignmentimg he gave PJR.
701	2	10	20.559	0.097	143	0.014	21.785	0.092	265	0.008	24.186	0.083	19.997	0.1	2008	11	Ed's insights on Holywood just keep comin'! The latest: "Didn't I just write this article about a teen girl movie? No, it must have been at Wikipediaimg." Except it wasn't.
702	12	16	20.544	0.584	143	0.084	21.785	0.551	265	0.045	24.197	0.496	20.006	0.6	2008	11	Andy explainsimg why he's been a bit crazy lately.
703	47	49	20.537	2.289	143	0.329	21.785	2.157	265	0.177	24.209	1.941	20.015	2.348	2008	11	PJR makes a stand on the Obama article: ""Liberal" is an ad hominem...when it's said without any grounds other than disagreeing with a single point of view, then I'd classify as abusive.img" Then, he calls Andy a liarimg! Update: Even Kenservative thinks it's bogusimg.
704	3	17	20.579	0.146	143	0.021	21.785	0.138	265	0.011	24.22	0.124	20.025	0.15	2008	11	It's a rare thing when the Koward is funny on purpose, but thisimg combinationimg made me smile. Uh, it was supposed to be funny, wasn't it?
705	2	16	20.574	0.097	143	0.014	21.785	0.092	265	0.008	24.232	0.083	20.034	0.1	2008	11	Taking away property rights for a "good cause" is nasty.img Unless, of course, you don't agree with the victims' politicsimg or don't like what theyimg do in the sack!img
706	-7	37	20.567	-0.34	143	-0.049	21.785	-0.321	265	-0.026	24.243	-0.289	20.044	-0.349	2008	11	A little good, old-fashioned Mormon bashing!img
707	39	39	20.591	1.894	143	0.273	21.785	1.79	265	0.147	24.255	1.608	20.053	1.945	2008	11	Tomorrow's Conservapedia Day... Let the party parody begin!img (Bugler, you're my idol!) Update: What tribute to Conservapedia Day could possibly be complete without MOAR HITLERimg?! Moar: It doesn't matter if "educationalist" is a real word or not.img The point is the brushstroke it adds to the sentence...
708	55	59	20.618	2.668	143	0.385	21.785	2.525	265	0.208	24.266	2.267	20.062	2.741	2008	11	A great post by Andy on gun control: "You disagree with me, you are not a conservative."img (simultaneously demonstrating that his knowledge of other countries is greater than natives of those countries). Also, ungrammatical ode to guns of the day: "Conservatives (and anyone who realizes that the overwhelmingly defensive use of guns) oppose gun control..." Update: "What dictionary says that your definition is correct?"img - "The one I wrote, duh."img (More lulz: the article Andy points to doesn'
709	8	18	20.673	0.387	143	0.056	21.785	0.367	265	0.03	24.277	0.33	20.072	0.399	2008	11	Winds of Change, activate! After months of presenting McCain as the best American ever and one election gone horribly wrong for Republicans, Croco and Phyllis figureimg that he wasn't that great after all.
711	35	39	20.67	1.693	143	0.245	21.785	1.607	265	0.132	24.3	1.44	20.091	1.742	2008	11	Well what do you know - "Major developments" did happen in relation to Conservapedia's evolution article, as I.D. leader William Dembski actually shows some intelligence and removes his former recommendation for it. Happy Conservapedia Day, Ken! Update: Ken clarifies that Uncommon Descent only featured the CP articles because he asked Dembski nicely and that the new guy in charge is apparently trying to avoid linking to his idiotic rants./vote> 89Wow.imgimg Thatimgimg wasimgimg soimgimg i
712	14	18	20.696	0.676	143	0.098	21.785	0.643	265	0.053	24.312	0.576	20.1	0.697	2008	11	I'm sure thisimg has something to do with homosexuality. Right? Update: Ahh, now it does.img
713	12	12	20.692	0.58	143	0.084	21.785	0.551	265	0.045	24.323	0.493	20.11	0.597	2008	11	Oh myimg. In a blistering stream of consciousness, TK reclaims the right to ad hom for American conservatism! Worse yet, DeanS suggestsimg that TK use his new insights to expand CP's ad hom article!
714	0	6	20.68	0	143	0	21.785	0	265	0	24.335	0	20.119	0	2008	11	Yeah, ask a legal question from a Schlaflyimg that might actually know what the hell he's talking about.
715	5	11	20.659	0.242	143	0.035	21.785	0.23	265	0.019	24.346	0.205	20.128	0.248	2008	11	Say what? Uncle Ed offers TK a nice, hot cup of STFU!img
716	42	44	20.645	2.034	143	0.294	21.785	1.928	265	0.158	24.357	1.724	20.138	2.086	2008	11	Displaying his stunning insight in to people of other cultures, Andy blocks a user with a relatively common Indian nameimg telling him to come back with his real first name and last initial. After all, all those Indian guys on the end of the phone are called Dave and Bob....
717	17	17	20.678	0.822	143	0.119	21.785	0.78	265	0.064	24.369	0.698	20.147	0.844	2008	11	Andy's contributions to the great non-event which was Conservapedia Day: five reverts and one thank you.
718	29	29	20.673	1.403	143	0.203	21.785	1.331	265	0.109	24.38	1.189	20.157	1.439	2008	11	If Unca Ed dislikes your subjectimg, you'd best not write about her. Update: AlanS wasn'timg too happyimg with Ed nuking his contribs (twice)img - with predictableimg consequences. Injury, meet Insult: The protest posts vanishimg into the memoryhole.img Update: Jpatt (the guy who wrote the other half of the article) is alsoimg slightly pissed off. Updater Gee, Ed, your casual attitudeimg would be a lot more convincing if you hadn't already blocked a guy for suggesting the same damn thing. - Not
719	29	29	20.685	1.402	143	0.203	21.785	1.331	265	0.109	24.392	1.189	20.166	1.438	2008	11	It's a fine line between parody and serious nutjob: While Andy implicitly approvedimg of this essay, Fox saysimg it's parody. This one might be fun... OH YES! It's deletedimg - and undeleted! And Fox is blox'dimg by, of course, the serial anti-Semite himself, Uncy Ed! Fox rox: Bam, bitch!img
720	14	16	20.697	0.676	143	0.098	21.785	0.643	265	0.053	24.403	0.574	20.176	0.694	2008	11	What do those abused women know, it could just be a syndromeimg for all we know. Oh, thatimg explains it...
721	14	22	20.69	0.677	143	0.098	21.785	0.643	265	0.053	24.415	0.573	20.185	0.694	2008	11	Conservative loves Richard Dawkins so much, he put the same Dawkins quote in twoimg placesimg on the home page: "What’s to prevent us from saying Hitler wasn’t right? I mean, that is a genuinely difficult question." He thinks Dawkins is saying that Hitler was right. Obviously he never bothered to read the rest of the quote: "But whatever [defines morality], it’s not the Bible. If it was, we’d be stoning people for breaking the Sabbath." If we point out the mistake, d'you think ♥&nb
722	25	27	20.692	1.208	143	0.175	21.785	1.148	265	0.094	24.426	1.024	20.195	1.238	2008	11	The Conservapedia Day Awardsimg roll out... and Ken thinks it's all about him and whatever he did yesterday. Update Ed, you already won the Biggest Idiot award, you can stop campaigningimg now.
723	2	28	20.701	0.097	143	0.014	21.785	0.092	265	0.008	24.437	0.082	20.204	0.099	2008	11	It had to happen - after "Do as I say, not as I do" comes "Actually, don't do as I say, either": DeanS givesimg instructions, a user followsimg them... and is revertedimg and blocked.img
724	19	19	20.711	0.917	143	0.133	21.785	0.872	265	0.072	24.449	0.777	20.214	0.94	2008	11	Up is down. Suddenly CP is opposingimg tax cuts. Too bad they weren't so cautious earlier.
725	8	16	20.709	0.386	143	0.056	21.785	0.367	265	0.03	24.46	0.327	20.223	0.396	2008	11	Perfick, just perfickimg.
726	19	21	20.702	0.918	143	0.133	21.785	0.872	265	0.072	24.472	0.776	20.233	0.939	2008	11	Kick off twoimg articlesimg simultaneously, place the image in the wrong one, get blocked for three monthsimg - welcome to Conservapedia. Rarity! Foxtrot acts as if he didn't do the blockingimg and rectifies this injustice.
727	48	48	20.703	2.319	143	0.336	21.785	2.203	265	0.181	24.483	1.961	20.242	2.371	2008	11	The Australian Revolution explodes! Philip reverts teh Assfly on the Obama nonsenseimg... and the Assfly counterattacksimg. But the Australians are tough people.img Go Philip, go!!!!1Update: That information is unfounded, but founded... got it?img Update 2: Phil meets TK in holy battle on Andy's talk page.img Moar Has Ed's personal protection of Bungler ever been MORE FREAKIN' OBVIOUSimg?
728	25	25	20.741	1.205	143	0.175	21.785	1.148	265	0.094	24.495	1.021	20.252	1.234	2008	11	Operation Bugler Ãœber Alles proceeds apace: Calling Bugler a cancer on Conservapedia gets you a three-month forced sabbaticalimg and a snarky edit to your user page.img Seriously, if Bugler is a parodist bent on destroying CP by setting editor against editor, he could scarcely be doing a better job of it. Update: Foxtrot regrets his snark,img and blocks himself for an hourimg, which is totally on par with the three-month block he gave Ferno for using Bugler's own words against him. Totally fair
729	50	50	20.747	2.41	143	0.35	21.785	2.295	265	0.189	24.506	2.04	20.261	2.468	2008	11	Phil rushes towards a constitutional crisisimg by yelling at Andy. Who's excited? Tomorrow we get to see whether Andy's need to be debilitatingly douchey trumps his need for productive editors. Barkeep - $5,000 on "yes." Update: Andy made over 100 edits - including three reverts of Phil's comments - since this moronic commentimg which made Phil to ask for an apology. But the great leader didn't answer to one of Phil's pleas for more than three days - and counting...
730	-7	27	20.788	-0.337	143	-0.049	21.785	-0.321	265	-0.026	24.517	-0.286	20.271	-0.345	2008	11	Bugler about to out himselfimg...? "Entryism" indeed! We watch with baited breath...
731	11	19	20.797	0.529	143	0.077	21.785	0.505	265	0.042	24.529	0.448	20.28	0.542	2008	11	Distort D'Newsa's scientific method: Find a couple of "scientists" who think God is on the other end of the proverbial telephone, make a lot of noise about how science has admitted there's a Godimg, watch your cheerleading squad go berserk!
732	16	26	20.795	0.769	143	0.112	21.785	0.734	265	0.06	24.54	0.652	20.29	0.789	2008	11	Liveblog #2: My Girl!img Get your popcorn...UPDATE: She hemorrhagingimg.
733	40	40	20.802	1.923	143	0.28	21.785	1.836	265	0.151	24.552	1.629	20.299	1.971	2008	11	MOAR ED: Classic needless information removal.img And the ignorance shall set you free!
734	7	15	20.829	0.336	143	0.049	21.785	0.321	265	0.026	24.563	0.285	20.309	0.345	2008	11	Remember how Ed claimed to consider himself a Muslim?img He's still working on it.img
735	55	59	20.821	2.642	143	0.385	21.785	2.525	265	0.208	24.575	2.238	20.318	2.707	2008	11	I know your name can't be "Lisa"img because, um...well...never mind. Banned. Soimg muchimg stupid,img soimg littleimg time. (Note: (account creation disabled) blocks the user's IP, so she can't recreate anyway)
736	37	37	20.874	1.773	143	0.259	21.785	1.698	265	0.14	24.586	1.505	20.328	1.82	2008	11	Andy finally replies to Phil's glove slapimg... by referring to his "inappropriate bolding,"img and making the same damn arguments for the 18th time. Phil may be learning that you can't argue with a brick wall. Update: TK insists, Phil is a liberal.img Maybe Phil could've won this fight if it were just him against Andy - but throw in Bungler, and TK in Super-Mecha-Brown-Nosing Mode, and it's a hopeless fight. Update #2: TK accuses Phil of "lib'rul deceit," in almost as many words,img while calli
737	4	20	20.897	0.191	143	0.028	21.785	0.184	265	0.015	24.597	0.163	20.337	0.197	2008	11	More logic from Conservapedia: If someone says "n****r"img on the radio and the censors jump on them, they are politically-correct moonbats bent on the destruction of American culture. But if someone says "f***"img on the radio and the censors don't jump, they are politically-correct moonbats, etc.
738	18	26	20.895	0.861	143	0.126	21.785	0.826	265	0.068	24.609	0.731	20.347	0.885	2008	11	Only biased liberalsimg think that it's bigoted & wrong to bomb abortion clinics.
739	13	15	20.903	0.622	143	0.091	21.785	0.597	265	0.049	24.62	0.528	20.356	0.639	2008	11	Conservapedia: Ideological blockingimg? Thisimg, thisimg, thisimg, thisimg, and this oneimg is especially valid, since the user was unblocked all three times. This will be fun to watch. Irony: After making the article, this block tooimg, which is 80/20 and not 90/10. More: Ed unblocks Dinsdaleimg... coincidence?
740	8	24	20.894	0.383	143	0.056	21.785	0.367	265	0.03	24.632	0.325	20.366	0.393	2008	11	Nowimg it's EDitor in chief Poor!
741	12	18	20.899	0.574	143	0.084	21.785	0.551	265	0.045	24.643	0.487	20.375	0.589	2008	11	Oh, I get it Ed. Silo had sex with a female, so he's eximg-gay. No doubt the result of penguin reparative therapy.
742	74	76	20.895	3.542	143	0.517	21.785	3.397	265	0.279	24.654	3.001	20.385	3.63	2008	11	Bigger.img BIGGER!img BIGGER!!!!imgBIGGER!!!!!!11!!1img Oh, God, yes---BIGGER!!1!11!!11img
743	26	26	20.971	1.24	143	0.182	21.785	1.193	265	0.098	24.666	1.054	20.395	1.275	2008	11	That's how it always is with the Sith: One masterimg, one apprenticeimg. Feelimg theimg powerimg of the Dark Side!
744	14	20	20.978	0.667	143	0.098	21.785	0.643	265	0.053	24.677	0.567	20.404	0.686	2008	11	Uh-oh... Eight months after stripping TK of his rights, Andy (who clearly has the attention span of a gnat) startsimg giving 'em back.
745	21	25	20.977	1.001	143	0.147	21.785	0.964	265	0.079	24.689	0.851	20.414	1.029	2008	11	Liberals are obsessed with Homosexuality! so are conservativesimg! Oh no they're notimg! Oh yes they areimg! Oh no they're notimg! ...
747	9	13	20.982	0.429	143	0.063	21.785	0.413	265	0.034	24.712	0.364	20.433	0.44	2008	11	Dean joins Conservativeimg in Godwin 101.
748	64	66	20.971	3.052	143	0.448	21.785	2.938	265	0.242	24.723	2.589	20.442	3.131	2008	11	Step right up folks! All your favorite Schlaflyisms in one place!img. Hear the "You're Clueless!", Gasp at the denigration of Obama, laugh at the hilarious typos, be shocked at the offensive anti-British sign off!!
750	10	18	21.033	0.475	143	0.07	21.785	0.459	265	0.038	24.746	0.404	20.462	0.489	2008	11	Armageddon must be at hand: Ken's removedimg a Hitler pic.
751	32	34	21.029	1.522	143	0.224	21.785	1.469	265	0.121	24.757	1.293	20.471	1.563	2008	11	Fox: "I'm packingimg my bagsimg and never coming backimg. I've had enough of your anti-semtismimg". WARNING: Disable irony meter now! Ed: "Good riddance, ya poor little jewboy.img We don't memory hole talk pagesimg."
752	46	48	21.047	2.186	143	0.322	21.785	2.112	265	0.174	24.769	1.857	20.481	2.246	2008	11	Ed revertsimg NeilEG's only contribution and blocks himimg for inserting nonsense. After the unblock the user stayed away. Can you blame him/her? Should be very amusing to Brits. Neil's edit was 100% accurate More: Ed reverts the editimg that tells him of his mistake.
753	13	15	21.084	0.617	143	0.091	21.785	0.597	265	0.049	24.78	0.525	20.49	0.634	2008	11	Crivvens! Ed displays sensitivity to Scottish popular cultureimg. Whit would P.C. Murdoch have tae say?
754	-2	24	21.075	-0.095	143	-0.014	21.785	-0.092	265	-0.008	24.792	-0.081	20.5	-0.098	2008	11	Pretending to be a teenage boy so you can drive your daughter's depressed-and-suicidal rival towards hanging herself? Creating a sock to argue with Andy? Same thing!img You have been warned...
755	18	20	21.079	0.854	143	0.126	21.785	0.826	265	0.068	24.803	0.726	20.51	0.878	2008	11	A Hitler for All Seasons!!!img Ken's apparently treating his front-page Hitler picture like a dress up doll. Today's the Harvest Festival costume!
756	7	9	21.078	0.332	143	0.049	21.785	0.321	265	0.026	24.814	0.282	20.519	0.341	2008	11	Ed starts liveblog #3,img on a movie about race relations! I wonder what insights the Glorious Leader of the Moonie Church, speaking through Ed, can add to the problem of racism in America?
757	16	18	21.061	0.76	143	0.112	21.785	0.734	265	0.06	24.826	0.644	20.529	0.779	2008	11	Foxtrot emulatesimg Ed Poor. Twoimg editorsimg down... AlanS takes it to the abuse deskimg, receiving a 2-hour blockimg which is shortly undone. Danger: Andy now talks about maths, too, not a prettyimg sightimg... Update: As the talk pageimg turns into a fittingly weird discussion (Foxtrot insists that removing wrong information is bad), Andy actually agrees to unblockimg one of the editors with some knowledge! Update: To make up for one of his blocks being reverted, Foxtrot finally blocksimg Al
758	21	23	21.057	0.997	143	0.147	21.785	0.964	265	0.079	24.837	0.846	20.538	1.022	2008	11	Leave it to Bohdan to ruin our fun. After Bungler launches in to a tirade about "liberal admins,"img Bohdan just has to call him out.img Has Bungler gone too far? Only time will tell. Nota bene: Bohdan invoked MexMax as a tale of what could come to pass if the parodists go unchallenged. But MexMax is very different from Bungler. For one, MexMax was not a douche. He was just well-acted. More: LowKey calls Bugler's bluffimg, and promptly receives a 3 month blockimg, to which HenryS promptly unbloc
759	18	20	21.06	0.855	143	0.126	21.785	0.826	265	0.068	24.849	0.724	20.548	0.876	2008	11	"Fundamentalism" is only an anti-Christian pejorative termimg. Not only that; shouldn't the "lie-for-all" media also use that term for Islam[1][2], right?
760	37	41	21.058	1.757	143	0.259	21.785	1.698	265	0.14	24.86	1.488	20.558	1.8	2008	11	GLOVE SLAP: POOR BLOCKS RAYMENT ("TALK TALK TALK")! That would be Drudge's headline, for this.img CHALLENGE ACCEPTED: SPECIAL ED'S BLOCK IS "INVALID."img
761	5	9	21.085	0.237	143	0.035	21.785	0.23	265	0.019	24.872	0.201	20.567	0.243	2008	11	Liberalism is so evil it's got to be recognized as a cultimg.
762	12	14	21.069	0.57	143	0.084	21.785	0.551	265	0.045	24.883	0.482	20.577	0.583	2008	11	Per Bungler:img not only is Phil Rayment a lib'rul, he's a lonely lib'rul. And so are the other admins...?
763	3	9	21.059	0.142	143	0.021	21.785	0.138	265	0.011	24.894	0.121	20.587	0.146	2008	11	Ken has decidedimg that on CP, Creation Ministries International (2,500+ views) is now more popular than that bloke who once wanted to win some election (550,000+ views). Update: False alarm, Ken just still doesn't knowimg what the Preview button is there for. (Cue two dozen more edits...)
764	19	23	21.043	0.903	143	0.133	21.785	0.872	265	0.072	24.906	0.763	20.596	0.922	2008	11	Ed Poor slips in a Parthian shot against Fox... by turning his user page into a piece of revisionist history.img Fox didn't block himself & retire:, no, he was "blocked repeatedly for violating Conservapedia's mild and tolerant policies." Wow, Ed. Just wow. Update: Helpjazz tries, futiley, to get Ed to stop slandering the departedimg. Update 2: guess where TK standsimg on the issue? Update 3: We'll never know now, because CPAdmin1 has done a deep burnimg.
765	11	13	21.046	0.523	143	0.077	21.785	0.505	265	0.042	24.917	0.441	20.606	0.534	2008	11	Why is TK trying toimg deleteimg the "donut" article? Answer: because CP's donut article was a "prop" in a mock edit warimg staged in 2007 to satirize Conservapedia's ideological blocking policy.
766	17	21	21.035	0.808	143	0.119	21.785	0.78	265	0.064	24.929	0.682	20.616	0.825	2008	11	TK: "Don't question the admins.img Unless you're me."img
767	25	27	21.035	1.188	143	0.175	21.785	1.148	265	0.094	24.94	1.002	20.625	1.212	2008	11	Ed's writing class lasted a little over oneimg week.img In other words, it didn't happen.
768	11	15	21.043	0.523	143	0.077	21.785	0.505	265	0.042	24.952	0.441	20.635	0.533	2008	11	"Conservapedia: We rip off your balls and then wish you a nice day!" Case in point: ChrisC gets bannedimg and then welcomed.img
769	-24	46	21.035	-1.141	143	-0.168	21.785	-1.102	265	-0.091	24.963	-0.961	20.645	-1.163	2008	11	Ominous signs... America gets a black President, and Conservapedia gets an articleimg on who succeeds him when he's assassinated dies in office.
770	26	30	21.068	1.234	143	0.182	21.785	1.193	265	0.098	24.974	1.041	20.654	1.259	2008	11	Conservapedia reaches new heights of idiocy, as Dean discusses "the Obama Caliphate"img. Just got harder to tell reality from parody... and now TK calls Tim a "liberal"img for changing it.img
771	27	29	21.08	1.281	143	0.189	25.034	1.079	345	0.078	24.986	1.081	20.664	1.307	2008	12	Oh joy: Little by little, TK is working his way towards full powerimg again. (And before anybody asks: Siteadmin = Can lock database) UPDATE: The stupid, it burns! Andy decides to drag in the wooden horseimg.
772	1	19	21.091	0.047	143	0.007	25.034	0.04	345	0.003	24.997	0.04	20.674	0.048	2008	12	Greed is bad.img A pity that they didn't tell us that sooner.img
773	30	32	21.088	1.423	143	0.21	25.034	1.198	345	0.087	25.009	1.2	20.683	1.45	2008	12	Ed's obsession with censoring information he doesn't like meets CP's great consensus system (a.k.a. "I have the banhammer, so I decide what consensus is."): Ed: "I don't like this movie. Let's mergeimg it into obscurity." - Others: "Mh... maybe? Maybe not?"img - Ed: "Nobody merges it, so I shall reduce it to a stubimg without merging the information anywhere." Which prompts others do some damage controlimg with the result that Ed's merge "suggestion" went through anyway. Tangential update: "Need
774	29	39	21.103	1.374	143	0.203	25.034	1.158	345	0.084	25.02	1.159	20.693	1.401	2008	12	Ken fell asleep on the period key.img
776	6	18	21.126	0.284	143	0.042	25.034	0.24	345	0.017	25.043	0.24	20.713	0.29	2008	12	The Ed Poor method: start an article,img then ask yourself to expand it.img
777	26	28	21.122	1.231	143	0.182	25.034	1.039	345	0.075	25.054	1.038	20.722	1.255	2008	12	Consider this: the very definition of "insanity" is doing something twice, and expecting it to be different the second time. But, like the mouse taking a second bite at the electrified pellet, Andy welcomed TK back into the brotherhood of the banhammer.img How many cheeks does this man have left to turn? Perhaps Aschlafly thinks TK understands now that little boys like TK can't go too far. TK may or may not have learned from those blocks. In any case TK is cleverer than teh Assfly and will wi
778	19	21	21.131	0.899	143	0.133	25.034	0.759	345	0.055	25.066	0.758	20.732	0.916	2008	12	So much wrongness in just twoimg postsimg by Bugler: Foxtrot is now considered to be a sysop, Bugler is in charge of the Abuse Helpdesk, and abuse tickets are handled by means of "Stop complaining and get back to work, scum!"
779	11	13	21.131	0.521	143	0.077	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	25.077	0.439	20.742	0.53	2008	12	It's spot the difference time!!! According to Ed Poor, closing gaps in elementary subjects in mathsimg isn't good enough. Instead, you have to write articles on elementary subjects in mathsimg.
780	21	21	21.12	0.994	143	0.147	25.034	0.839	345	0.061	25.089	0.837	20.751	1.012	2008	12	Joaquin Martinez blocks Phil Rayment.img Phil's reaction is the same as mine: "Huh!?"
781	25	31	21.12	1.184	143	0.175	25.034	0.999	345	0.072	25.1	0.996	20.761	1.204	2008	12	Blocking oneselfimg to follow policy of recreating using first name and last initial to avoid hypocrisy, ideology, or abuse, is actually just like asking for equality in testsimg.
782	41	41	21.133	1.94	143	0.287	25.034	1.638	345	0.119	25.111	1.633	20.771	1.974	2008	12	No more than a few hours after receiving MOAR POWERimg (Check user), TK immediately starts to bullyimg other administrators. Some great statements in the section already: TK starts off the section with "CP has an owner, it is his absolute right to have whatever viewpoint he wants"img and later hints that, as an administrator, means total agreement with Andyimg or else demotion should follow. Bugler helps by adding that "[Andy] is rightly the arbiter of what constitutes truth."img Ed Poor joins i
783	0	16	21.159	0	143	0	25.034	0	345	0	25.123	0	20.781	0	2008	12	Ed has trouble with formattingimg
784	7	15	21.153	0.331	143	0.049	25.034	0.28	345	0.02	25.134	0.279	20.79	0.337	2008	12	Is Ed making fun of Phil,img or does he actually wear a yarmulke just for shits & giggles?
786	40	40	21.145	1.892	143	0.28	25.034	1.598	345	0.116	25.157	1.59	20.81	1.922	2008	12	Frey:img "Why was that user blocked?" - TK:img "MYOB." - Alan:img "Here is the reason." - Henry:img "Wait, what?" - Bugler:img "SILENCE!" *blocksimg Alan* - Will:img "Dude..." - Bugler: "I KEELimg YOU!" Update: Wheel war in the block logs! Oh snap: TK:img "The correct question is: Do any of you want to provoke me into some action I will not regret?" (actual quote) - while Henry requestsimg backup from He Who Won't Listen. Slow learner's edition update: While Bugler suggestsimg that Henry should
787	11	11	21.169	0.52	143	0.077	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	25.169	0.437	20.82	0.528	2008	12	From now on, December 2 will be known as "Everybodyimg hatesimg Henry"img Day.
788	17	23	21.156	0.804	143	0.119	25.034	0.679	345	0.049	25.18	0.675	20.83	0.816	2008	12	Andy's new image source: Google Public Domain Image Libraryimg - ...wait, what?
789	38	38	21.158	1.796	143	0.266	25.034	1.518	345	0.11	25.191	1.508	20.839	1.823	2008	12	Before engaging in a panegyric to his mother, Andy Schlafly discusses the space race.img Highlights reel: referring to the moon landing as a "simulated broadcast of American Neil Armstrong stepping foot on the Moon", and calling Sputnik the first manned spaceflight. Epic fail. UPDATE: Andy corrects his own error (does he read the "place that shall not be named?"): "Sputnik unmanned"img
790	16	16	21.18	0.755	143	0.112	25.034	0.639	345	0.046	25.203	0.635	20.849	0.767	2008	12	"Left Hand, Right Hand" again: Ed "Destroyer of Articles" Poor walks intoimg the Sci-Fi article, meetsimg Ieuan and promptly blocksimg him for an hour. Ieuan is not amusedimg and instantly getsimg a one-week block. And then cometh Karajou, who replies to the "not amused" post with "Now, why do I like this answer?"img
791	30	30	21.174	1.417	143	0.21	25.034	1.198	345	0.087	25.214	1.19	20.859	1.438	2008	12	Andy: "Ask a reasonableimg question huh? Well I guess the only way to answer that is with sarcasmimg. Someone dares to ask me to do something as stupid as be politeimg? Well take thatimg and thatimg"
792	6	20	21.185	0.283	143	0.042	25.034	0.24	345	0.017	25.226	0.238	20.869	0.288	2008	12	Run foul of Hitler? you might get demotedimg
792	6	20	21.184	0.283	143	0.042	25.034	0.24	345	0.017	25.226	0.238	20.869	0.288	2008	12	Aschlafly thinks that was a nice blockimg. Note! He hasn’t tried to counter the arguments in the links that CharlesG madeimg. Perhaps he knows he can’t. "
793	56	56	21.182	2.644	143	0.392	25.034	2.237	345	0.162	25.237	2.219	20.878	2.682	2008	12	" 09:15, 3 December 2008 Bugler (Talk | contribs) blockedimg Philip J. Rayment (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 3 days (account creation disabled) ‎ (Insulting Andy)" Rationalwiki has no comment at this time Update: "11:39, 3 December 2008 Learn together (Talk | contribs) unblockedimg Philip J. Rayment (Talk | contribs) ‎ (No authority to do so; please be mindful of chain of command))"
794	9	11	21.227	0.424	143	0.063	25.034	0.36	345	0.026	25.249	0.356	20.888	0.431	2008	12	No need to guessimg which side Roger chose when playing "Cowboys and Indians" as a child. How will thisimg develop? They found an excuse to revert itimg but so far Rubyimg is unblockedimg?
795	44	44	21.214	2.074	143	0.308	25.034	1.758	345	0.128	25.26	1.742	20.898	2.105	2008	12	Ed: "Be very careful here, Dinsdale". You're in danger of violating another imaginary policy.
796	12	14	21.244	0.565	143	0.084	25.034	0.479	345	0.035	25.271	0.475	20.908	0.574	2008	12	Wishful thinking: "Conservative Senator Saxby Chambliss won by a stunningly large margin: 57% to 43%. An early sign of the mid-term elections in 23 months?" Andy's meltdown continues.
797	11	11	21.234	0.518	143	0.077	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	25.283	0.435	20.918	0.526	2008	12	You know you're in trouble if you're following TK's advice.
798	9	13	21.221	0.424	143	0.063	25.034	0.36	345	0.026	25.294	0.356	20.927	0.43	2008	12	So a humble user asks teh assfly for upload rights to add to his article. Will he get it? He might earn them, but only after another few hundred contributions!
799	4	6	21.21	0.189	143	0.028	25.034	0.16	345	0.012	25.306	0.158	20.937	0.191	2008	12	PJR quietly asksimg where all the initial posts came from. And because PJR's one of the last okay guys on CP, we're happy to help him out: They came from the Chief Sysop'simg talk page. ;) Update: After PJR gives us a shout-outimg, TK wrongly claimsimg that most posts on the page actually came from his old Category Sandbox (even though none of those posts were ever ported into the current discussion) and seems to think that PJR put the note there as an attack of some sort.
801	22	22	21.191	1.038	143	0.154	25.034	0.879	345	0.064	25.329	0.869	20.957	1.05	2008	12	Classic Ed Poor: A factual and sourced editimg is revertedimg because Ed didn't likeimg the edit summary. Update: Tim reverts Ed and puts back the factual and sourced material.
802	23	23	21.192	1.085	143	0.161	25.034	0.919	345	0.067	25.34	0.908	20.967	1.097	2008	12	The startimg of a potentially epic debate: PJR: "TK has no special authority when it comes to categories, his prior authority expired (and had likely been obtained by 'offering to accept the responsibility'), and whatever you do, don't let him drag you into private discussions behind closed doors." Update: Ed's replyimg to Philip's "No Andy, no private mail, TK isn't the leader" post? "Isn't TK the leader? Maybe you should send Andy a private mail."
803	8	14	21.194	0.377	143	0.056	25.034	0.32	345	0.023	25.351	0.316	20.977	0.381	2008	12	When Irish Creationists are smiling ?img How far will they go for Google ratings ? apparently Ireland
804	11	21	21.185	0.519	143	0.077	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	25.363	0.434	20.986	0.524	2008	12	DeanS quotes "Saxby's Win: 08's Most Intellectually Pure Contest" from an American Thinker article by C. Edmund Wright, filled with grammatical errors. Really, guys, "Democrat" is not an adjective. And quoting phrases like "bi-partisanship" with no context? Journalism integrity lacks at both sites.
804	11	21	21.185	0.519	143	0.077	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	25.363	0.434	20.986	0.524	2008	12	Conservapedia is range blocking all over the place. Do they think the devil is at California University and in Central Europeimg? Yes! The devil must be in Saudi Arabia.
805	24	24	21.184	1.133	143	0.168	25.034	0.959	345	0.07	25.374	0.946	20.996	1.143	2008	12	The abuse deskimg has become such an eyesore (450,000 central European users blocked, surely ONE of them is a conservative!), what with all those unanswered reports of abuse, that Geo archivesimg it away. Ed helpsimg with one section by deletingimg the article in question, so the abuse never happened. Problem(s) solved. Update: Andy is not pleasedimg that somebody deleted the article. Prediction: It'll be restored, AndyJM/AlanS/BRichtigen will be found guilty (of something), Foxtrot will be prai
806	-6	28	21.188	-0.283	143	-0.042	25.034	-0.24	345	-0.017	25.386	-0.236	21.006	-0.286	2008	12	JessicaT said something like, "I do not like your deceitful linking, so I will simply ignore themimg and block youimg." No censorship here is there? If you follow the links they lead to counter arguments, for example, the conservapedia article tries to say that the Giraffe's neck could not have evolved. [6]img This was linked to an article explaining how scientists think the Giraffe's neck could have evolved. [7]
807	13	17	21.197	0.613	143	0.091	25.034	0.519	345	0.038	25.397	0.512	21.016	0.619	2008	12	Normally we don't report wandalism here, but this is great. What do George W. Bush & Conservapedia have in common?img Easy: they both prove the incompetence of conservatism.
808	17	27	21.191	0.802	143	0.119	25.034	0.679	345	0.049	25.409	0.669	21.026	0.809	2008	12	Koward-jou misspells words while calling us idiots.img Karajou also seems to think racists must be Liberals.
809	15	15	21.199	0.708	143	0.105	25.034	0.599	345	0.043	25.42	0.59	21.036	0.713	2008	12	Creating and deleting dozens of shout-outsimg to Gentlemen At Another Site? Totally fine. Askingimg who said gentlemen are? Banhammered for "Disingenuous mischief-mongering"img. One of ours, though.
810	6	10	21.191	0.283	143	0.042	25.034	0.24	345	0.017	25.431	0.236	21.046	0.285	2008	12	Ed Poor: a latter-day Jack Bauerimg ("YOU HAVE THREE WEEKS"). Of course, the guy who promised to fill in the gaps is still banhammeredimg, the guy who re-inserted the facts that got the first guy banned is blockedimg, and the third guy is busyimg filing helpdesk tickets to combat all the abuse that gets article deleted and people banned for trying to help.
811	24	26	21.177	1.133	143	0.168	25.034	0.959	345	0.07	25.443	0.943	21.055	1.14	2008	12	"Jumping on someone else's estimates while refusing to provide your own is a sign of bullying rather than open mind."img From the same man that brought you "One need not propose an alternative, or a solution, in order to identify a flaw."img
812	29	35	21.183	1.369	143	0.203	25.034	1.158	345	0.084	25.454	1.139	21.065	1.377	2008	12	Finally a maths article Ed can understand. UPDATE: Movedimg (for not being notable, despite being quasi-requested by a senior sysop) and burntimg - but salvaged here at least.
813	20	22	21.2	0.943	143	0.14	25.034	0.799	345	0.058	25.466	0.785	21.075	0.949	2008	12	Geo Baggins : I fear that the crushing strain of the ring's power is too much for me.Gollum : Oh master, let me help you. I'll take care of teh precious. Sméagol's good. Sméagol's kind. You can trust Sméagol.Geo Baggins: Thank you Sméagol, it's such a reliefimg.
814	9	27	21.201	0.425	143	0.063	25.034	0.36	345	0.026	25.477	0.353	21.085	0.427	2008	12	Philip J. Rayment, comedian. "Presumptions are not evidence."img Uh, Phil? Pal? You're on Conservapedia, where Creation, resurrection and magical arks are considered truths, without any evidence. Such funny lines as, "Scientific evidence may not have been refuted, but evolution is mostly philosophy and story telling, with only a small amount of scientific evidence, most of which is also compatible with creation."
815	13	15	21.209	0.613	143	0.091	25.034	0.519	345	0.038	25.489	0.51	21.095	0.616	2008	12	Abortion Hurts Womenimg while twisted logic (aka "This is a web resolution image used purely for an educational article about the image subject by a non-commercial site; it is believed its use here does not impede the rights of the licence [sic] holder.") hurts the brain. DeanS should probably have read the licensing terms of LifeNews.com where he stole the image: "Use of LifeNews.com Content by Nonprofit Organizations/Pro-life organizations, churches, or other nonprofit groups that support the
816	23	23	21.201	1.085	143	0.161	25.034	0.919	345	0.067	25.5	0.902	21.105	1.09	2008	12	And modest - don't forget modest.img That little line may speak more to Conservapedia's generally poor quality, than Ed's intelligence...Update: JArneal claims credit for the strokin'img
817	25	25	21.203	1.179	143	0.175	25.034	0.999	345	0.072	25.511	0.98	21.115	1.184	2008	12	The Axiom of Choice saga continues! Philip unbansimg AndyJM, Foxtrot complainsimg, Philip playfully bansimg Foxtrot, BRichtigen chimesimg in, BRichtigen gets a 3-monthimg block, aaaaand Foxtrot replies to Philip with "You do not know mathematics so leave it to those who do."img Just... wow. Mandatory update: Bugler butts inimg and does his part to portray Philip as the nastiest sysop ever. *sets timer until TK joins in* Update: BRichtigen is back again - his block-logimg gets impressive
818	6	12	21.208	0.283	143	0.042	25.034	0.24	345	0.017	25.523	0.235	21.125	0.284	2008	12	And today in "How can we piss off all the well-meaning editors?", TK apparently accusesimg RJJensenimg of historical revisionism. (Self-correcting note: The category was first added hereimg, but RJJensen re-inserted it)
819	9	11	21.196	0.425	143	0.063	25.034	0.36	345	0.026	25.534	0.352	21.135	0.426	2008	12	Uh-huhimg--just like all those bottles at the liquor store are "free samples"--stuff 'em under your shirt and run.
820	10	12	21.183	0.472	143	0.07	25.034	0.399	345	0.029	25.546	0.391	21.144	0.473	2008	12	Yet more evidence of admittedimg insertion of opinion as fact.
821	29	31	21.172	1.37	143	0.203	25.034	1.158	345	0.084	25.557	1.135	21.154	1.371	2008	12	Ed Poor's words to live by: "if you can't explain it to a ten-year old, it's probably wrong anyways."img No wonder his writing class only lasted a week...
822	24	24	21.184	1.133	143	0.168	25.034	0.959	345	0.07	25.568	0.939	21.164	1.134	2008	12	How do you make sure that your beliefs (about atheists and charity) stay sound? Delete discussions focused on a major exception.img UPDATE Burnt.
823	9	11	21.188	0.425	143	0.063	25.034	0.36	345	0.026	25.58	0.352	21.174	0.425	2008	12	Roger Schlafly doesn't want you to know how badly the United States army treated Native Americans. The article about the Trail of Tears was like thisimg. Roger emasculated the article to this sad stubimg. Will there be further developments? UPDATE Killing all the Indians? It was the the liberals' fault.img
824	12	12	21.175	0.567	143	0.084	25.034	0.479	345	0.035	25.591	0.469	21.184	0.566	2008	12	Hang on Andyimg. Aren't you always saying freedom is having the option of Jesus birth OR evolution? And not JUST Jesus birth? Update: Aww, it's cute! Kendoll really thinks he is responsible!img Apparently, life really does imitate art. UPDATE AGAIN: That explains it, Andy doesn't object to indoctrination, just non-religious indoctrination.img
825	5	11	21.164	0.236	143	0.035	25.034	0.2	345	0.014	25.603	0.195	21.194	0.236	2008	12	The mind of a Schlafly: San Francisco values if we like himimg, professor values if we don't.
826	15	15	21.151	0.709	143	0.105	25.034	0.599	345	0.043	25.614	0.586	21.204	0.707	2008	12	Who needs liberal media "experts?" a washed up Hollywood actorimg is the best source for analysis of the Iraq war.
828	10	10	21.143	0.473	143	0.07	25.034	0.399	345	0.029	25.637	0.39	21.224	0.471	2008	12	Arrogant Andy: "Thanks to a student's opinionimg, I've been able to capture yet another moment of deceitful liberal bias!" Maybe not?
829	7	11	21.129	0.331	143	0.049	25.034	0.28	345	0.02	25.648	0.273	21.234	0.33	2008	12	No one believesimg in evolution.
831	9	9	21.117	0.426	143	0.063	25.034	0.36	345	0.026	25.671	0.351	21.254	0.423	2008	12	Banwatch: RJJensen. Crime? Saying "RShlafly has fallen into liberal ways"img.
832	17	21	21.102	0.806	143	0.119	25.034	0.679	345	0.049	25.683	0.662	21.264	0.799	2008	12	Ed Poor's new category: Movies with a gay cupidimg. "These movies feature a homosexual character - usually male - who unselfishly facilitates a heterosexual relationship." More Wikipedia bias shown, as the only movie Ed Poor includes in the category, My Best Friend's Wedding, does not list any homosexual or cupid categories on the liberal wiki. (end sarcasm)
833	14	16	21.102	0.663	143	0.098	25.034	0.559	345	0.041	25.694	0.545	21.274	0.658	2008	12	Will it come true? A sysop's wet dream: don't complainimg
834	19	21	21.095	0.901	143	0.133	25.034	0.759	345	0.055	25.706	0.739	21.284	0.893	2008	12	Never one to miss a trick, Andy reminds us all today is Pearl Harbour Day... and that darn mooslum Obama got it wrongimg.
835	16	18	21.095	0.758	143	0.112	25.034	0.639	345	0.046	25.717	0.622	21.294	0.751	2008	12	Showing off his liberal styleimg (namely, numbers 7, 12, 22, 37, 38 for conservatives, and 43), Andy mocks those complaining about the Romanian ministry's removal of the Theory of Evolution from high schools, and its replacement with theology class: "Sour grapes by the atheists. There is nothing wrong with requiring students to take religion classes, which would not require anyone to accept a particular religion as their own. But there is something wrong with requiring students to believe in evo
836	26	28	21.091	1.233	143	0.182	25.034	1.039	345	0.075	25.728	1.011	21.304	1.22	2008	12	Ed's advice to teh gays: Grow up and get marriedimg.
837	0	18	21.1	0	143	0	25.034	0	345	0	25.74	0	21.314	0	2008	12	The adulteress should have been stoned to death. Is that what Aschlafly thinks? Yesimg. C Palmer added a category, nothing more. Here's a better Christian explanation.Why not in the original gospel texts? The only speculation I have seen suggested is that this text was not included in a final gospel product because it seemed to have been too easy on those who committed sexual sin. However, I think a far more practical reason can be offered. In the process of composing his Gospel, Luke, following
838	18	22	21.096	0.853	143	0.126	25.034	0.719	345	0.052	25.751	0.699	21.324	0.844	2008	12	Another sample of Law 101 at Conservapedia: "fair use photo for commentary"img means uploading an image found online to put into an article (note: No commentary on the photo itself, nor any fair use apparent on the only article linking it; no copyright or author information, either). As easily found with TinEye, the image was stolen from the cover of "Super-Duty Earthmovers" and cropped so as to remove the title, the author's name, and the words "Copyrighted Material".
839	21	23	21.097	0.995	143	0.147	25.034	0.839	345	0.061	25.763	0.815	21.334	0.984	2008	12	Why bother writing an article when you can just make CP a glorified link farmimg?
840	25	27	21.1	1.185	143	0.175	25.034	0.999	345	0.072	25.774	0.97	21.344	1.171	2008	12	"CP is not a dictionary"img says Ed. O RLY?img Get to work.
841	5	17	21.107	0.237	143	0.035	25.034	0.2	345	0.014	25.786	0.194	21.354	0.234	2008	12	Today, Christmas trees.img Tomorrow, the world!
842	11	13	21.102	0.521	143	0.077	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	25.797	0.426	21.364	0.515	2008	12	Oh the stupid!img But then again, why is this only something new on their site?
843	9	11	21.092	0.427	143	0.063	25.034	0.36	345	0.026	25.808	0.349	21.374	0.421	2008	12	Oh the stupid part deux!img Another awful, grammatically challenged stub added to CP. The author of the page, RickD, pleads, "I really do love this book. I wrote it on wikipedia. I was desparate to make sure it had a chance to stay there. CP Editors, please feel free to remove the offending bits."img Instead, the article implies the book does nothing more than try to find God, Christianity or faith in nearly everything and everyone, even when it introduces scientific concepts (such as minerals).
844	17	17	21.079	0.806	143	0.119	25.034	0.679	345	0.049	25.82	0.658	21.384	0.795	2008	12	Ed Poor's stubbing: "Racial equality"img: "Racial equality means equal treatment of people of different 'race's (i.e., white, Asian, red, brown, black). An attempt was made by Japan to add a 'racial equality clause' into the charter (or covenant?) of the League of Nations, but Australia and America opposed it." Besides the lack of history Ed Poor shows in why Japan tried to add such a clause (and why it was important in context of history, racial equality and the dissolution of the League of Nat
845	37	37	21.074	1.756	143	0.259	25.034	1.478	345	0.107	25.831	1.432	21.394	1.729	2008	12	Ed Poor:Do this!img. BRichtigen:Down with this sort of thingimg. TK:Careful nowimg. BRichtigen:My time is not for thankless pricks!img
846	11	11	21.094	0.521	143	0.077	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	25.843	0.426	21.404	0.514	2008	12	Ed's been hittin' the hooch againimg
847	23	23	21.082	1.091	143	0.161	25.034	0.919	345	0.067	25.854	0.89	21.414	1.074	2008	12	This post goes a long way to explaining Andy's behavior. First, he thinks an album image of a nude child is "sexual," and second, he thinks that teenagers looking for porn go straight to... Wikipedia?img
848	10	12	21.084	0.474	143	0.07	25.034	0.399	345	0.029	25.866	0.387	21.424	0.467	2008	12	Bugler Gone Wild: In a report discussing a British advisor proposing new guidelines for what to teach children in primary school so they will have better skills when they reach secondary school, Bugler believes the intention of eliminating history from primary schooling is "that a knowledge of history will show them what socialism leads to"img. And Andy wonders why it's difficult to tell parody from reality with CP editors.
849	24	24	21.073	1.139	143	0.168	25.034	0.959	345	0.07	25.877	0.927	21.434	1.12	2008	12	Don't mention the FBI! It upsets the Assfly...Burn in Hell you liberal vandalistimg!
850	19	19	21.076	0.901	143	0.133	25.034	0.759	345	0.055	25.888	0.734	21.444	0.886	2008	12	Go Ed go! Make that chartimg! It'll be like the list of who the haters hate. Aftersnark Does thisimg mean Jews don't have to acknowledge Christians any more? MOAR Is Ed really using the word "negroes?"img
851	11	11	21.074	0.522	143	0.077	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	25.9	0.425	21.454	0.513	2008	12	Conservapedia Deceit: Dismiss that which doesn't fit. Conservative adds a paragraph about Teen Challengeimg to the "Atheism and Mental and Physical Health" article, claiming a high cure rate of religious detoxification. Problem? "The 86 percent success rate . . . is misleading. It does not count the people who dropped out during the program. . . . [M]ost . . . have already been through detoxification programs. . . . In the program's first four-month phase, . . . 25 to 30 percent drop out, and in
852	36	38	21.062	1.709	143	0.252	25.034	1.438	345	0.104	25.911	1.389	21.464	1.677	2008	12	PJR: I better change this template as it is being replaced.img TK: Keep your hands off my fuckin' pages, you liberal Aussie scum.img PJR: Oh, pretty pretty please most exalted and mighty Teacake, let me tidy up your little kitty litter tray sandbox. (You wanker)img JM: There, that's really so much nicer isn't it? Now we're all friends together!img TK: Oh fuck off, the pair of you.img
853	48	48	21.082	2.277	143	0.336	25.034	1.917	345	0.139	25.923	1.852	21.474	2.235	2008	12	Andy sez: "The Yale Daily News cites Conservapedia as an example a "user-generated content" that "needs to be taken more seriously...img". Yale sez: "Another problem with user-generated content (and social networking in general) is the tendency toward groupthink. This is easy to see on political Web sites like Huffington Post or Conservapedia that are largely ideologically homogenous." Who do we believe? Bonus lulz for Andy cocking up his grammar on the front page for a change.
854	16	18	21.115	0.758	143	0.112	25.034	0.639	345	0.046	25.934	0.617	21.484	0.745	2008	12	The "Tribune Co." files for bankruptcy. Somewhere in the cobweb-festooned reaches of this fellow's head, some statistic about the number of gays editing the New York Times has something to do with this...img
855	5	17	21.111	0.237	143	0.035	25.034	0.2	345	0.014	25.946	0.193	21.494	0.233	2008	12	Remember the Conservapedia editing contests? Category:Ships A-Bo (198 articles)img; C-Z (42 articles)img
856	21	23	21.106	0.995	143	0.147	25.034	0.839	345	0.061	25.957	0.809	21.504	0.977	2008	12	PJR, when shortening a block: "Parody has it's (sic) placeimg. (the parody in questionimg)
857	28	36	21.108	1.326	143	0.196	25.034	1.118	345	0.081	25.968	1.078	21.515	1.301	2008	12	"Hsmom,img you ignoramus. ..."img Andy sez: The article means what I want it to meanimg.
858	2	14	21.126	0.095	143	0.014	25.034	0.08	345	0.006	25.98	0.077	21.525	0.093	2008	12	Conservapedia, in a startling turn-around, is now criticizing, of all things, "anti-humanist" philosophies.img Will they be stumping for atheism next?
859	49	53	21.118	2.32	143	0.343	25.034	1.957	345	0.142	25.991	1.885	21.535	2.275	2008	12	PJRimg vs. Andyimg yet again, this time on Phil's turf. Phil reverts Andyimg, Andy reverts Philimg. Phil revertsimg yet again, and again, Andy reverts Philimg. Glove-slap: "Andy's edit comment and reply here are offensive, illogical, and unsubstantiated.img" Bugler: "Reverting ill-mannered deletion of material without asking Andy. Feel free"img Update: Andy takes his displeasure to DEFCON 2img MOAR Phil, I never called you a liberal, you filthy, atheist liberal who denies the existence of hell!i
860	3	35	21.156	0.142	143	0.021	25.034	0.12	345	0.009	26.003	0.115	21.545	0.139	2008	12	How many pounds of artimg can I put you down for?
861	34	36	21.172	1.606	143	0.238	25.034	1.358	345	0.099	26.014	1.307	21.555	1.577	2008	12	Well established Conservapedia users fear range blocks prevent large numbers of people editing Conservapedia and making it even funnier. TK doesn’t even try to answer the arguments. He deletes everything and reminds them the discussion is closedimg That’s typical TK stuff. UPDATE PJR hits backimg, then stops the harassmentimg on another user's talk page. Moar: Naturally, Bugly gives his two cents.img
862	-4	22	21.19	-0.189	143	-0.028	25.034	-0.16	345	-0.012	26.025	-0.154	21.565	-0.185	2008	12	Ed Poor, master of the art form known as the completely tangential edit commentimg, employs this medium to both talk to himself and dispense folksy wisdom.
863	16	18	21.191	0.755	143	0.112	25.034	0.639	345	0.046	26.037	0.615	21.575	0.742	2008	12	Irony meter alert! Quote miningimg proves that the Daily Telegraph is a 'typical Liberal British newspaper.
864	32	32	21.187	1.51	143	0.224	25.034	1.278	345	0.093	26.048	1.228	21.585	1.482	2008	12	Ed deletes a mommy dearest quote,img asking if it was chosen to marginalize her. All right, where's the dirty Atheist, Liberal, abortion loving scum who added that quote? Wait..... Andy how could you?img
865	24	24	21.2	1.132	143	0.168	25.034	0.959	345	0.07	26.06	0.921	21.595	1.111	2008	12	TK: I have made a new rule that discussing blocks is verboten.img BRichtigen: Say wha?img Bugler: BLOXORED!img Update Bugler unblocks.img
866	-8	18	21.204	-0.377	143	-0.056	25.034	-0.32	345	-0.023	26.071	-0.307	21.606	-0.37	2008	12	God's got a can of woop-ass!img New user page, probably won't be available for long. UPDATE: Gone in 600 seconds!img
867	9	11	21.2	0.425	143	0.063	25.034	0.36	345	0.026	26.083	0.345	21.616	0.416	2008	12	Bugler brings the "awfullness (sic)"img "Stimulated by an earlier discussion, I thought it would be an idea to try and work out a 'ranking of awfullness' here." Strangely, Bugler means Communist regimes of the 20th and 21st Centuries. It's those darn 8th century communists that were the worst...
870	75	77	21.188	3.54	143	0.524	25.034	2.996	345	0.217	26.117	2.872	21.646	3.465	2008	12	Lowkey throws a grenadeimg at Aschlafly, when is block gonna happen? Update Andy showsimg leadership. Developing Ed makes a subtle grabimg for power? More Andy identifies the real problemimg - people spelling hell with a small 'h'. And in the meantime, even senior sysop CPAdmin1/Tim is about to go the wayimg of the 90/10 Dodo.
871	81	87	21.254	3.811	143	0.566	25.034	3.236	345	0.235	26.128	3.1	21.656	3.74	2008	12	TK detects a sock and shows his reading skills: 05:12, 11 December 2008 TK (Talk | contribs) blocked JPEngozi (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 years (account creation disabled) ‎ (Abusing multiple accounts: Aschlafly blocked StoryOfTheEye 5 years, this is sock of that user.) Well done: 23:04, 10 December 2008 Aschlafly (Talk | contribs) blocked StoryOfTheEye (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 5 years (autoblock disabled) ‎ (Recreate your account with your real first name an
873	15	21	21.332	0.703	143	0.105	25.034	0.599	345	0.043	26.151	0.574	21.677	0.692	2008	12	TK: If you don't like my cartoonimg being added to liberal-bashing articles, too badimg. It's Dramatic Ironyimg, dammit, and th-th-th-that's all, folks. PS, TK doesn't understand Dramatic Irony at all
874	44	46	21.331	2.063	143	0.308	25.034	1.758	345	0.128	26.163	1.682	21.687	2.029	2008	12	If you wish hard enough, maybe it will come trueimg!
875	9	15	21.361	0.421	143	0.063	25.034	0.36	345	0.026	26.174	0.344	21.697	0.415	2008	12	“To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.” [4]img That’s what our hero TK wrote. Careful Teacake. If teh Assfly thinks you mean him he just might turn round and sting you. On second thoughts don’t worry. Assfly never sees anything worse than what teh flatterers tell him.
877	61	63	21.353	2.857	143	0.427	25.034	2.437	345	0.177	26.197	2.329	21.717	2.809	2008	12	Epistemology, Assfly style:img ...more people agree that autumn foliage is beautiful than agree that 2+2=4. If you agree the latter is absolute, so is the former. More American voters agree that Obama will make a good president than agree that Dubya was a good president or agree that McCain would have made a good president. What does that mean, Andy?
878	52	52	21.402	2.43	143	0.364	25.034	2.077	345	0.151	26.208	1.984	21.728	2.393	2008	12	Sweetness: Here'simg some random, nigh incomprehensible thoughts on Christmas. What do you think? Rod: Recreate your account with your real name.img TK welcomed himimg after he was blocked.DanielGH: Ok.img I did as you asked.img Andy: 90/10.img Revert.img
876	78	84	21.438	3.638	143	0.545	25.034	3.116	345	0.226	26.185	2.979	21.707	3.593	2008	12	BUMP! Ed will regret thisimg, as HelpJazz takes aim, and hits a bulls-eye!img Update Special Ed never fails to disappointimg. Actually, he's really disappointingimg, threatening everyone for tattling on poor Bugler. At least Phil got a laughimg out of it. WHITEWASHEDimg! Best moments: Ed revertsimg and Blocksimg BRichtigen... for using the exact same words that Bugler got away with scott free.
879	8	16	21.512	0.372	143	0.056	25.034	0.32	345	0.023	26.22	0.305	21.738	0.368	2008	12	Poor Ed finally gets fed up with reverting Tolkiendil's scholarship and permabans himimg for "inserting nonsense." That's a harsher sentence than the five years they gave to J "The One Ring represents true conservative principles"img Bagnor.
880	15	19	21.505	0.698	143	0.105	25.034	0.599	345	0.043	26.231	0.572	21.748	0.69	2008	12	Apparently mentioning criticism of how the Catholic church handles legal problems is now blasphemyimg. Been too long since we've had a good inquisition.
881	12	16	21.502	0.558	143	0.084	25.034	0.479	345	0.035	26.243	0.457	21.758	0.552	2008	12	Muslims are on Conservapedia's sideimg against the Evil Evolutionists. Perhaps the election of Barack ("Bin Laden") Obama isn't such an unmitigated disaster after all!
882	41	41	21.496	1.907	143	0.287	25.034	1.638	345	0.119	26.254	1.562	21.768	1.883	2008	12	Kotomi dons the blue beretimg Update: Ed Poor knows that it is not about himimg (butimg provesimg otherwiseimg)Smack! Kotomi upsimg the ante. Update: Bugler repliesimg: "I'm insulted that you call me a fascist, even if the things I say would make Mussolini proud."
883	5	9	21.519	0.232	143	0.035	25.034	0.2	345	0.014	26.265	0.19	21.779	0.23	2008	12	Your meritocracyimg in actionimg.
884	16	22	21.504	0.744	143	0.112	25.034	0.639	345	0.046	26.277	0.609	21.789	0.734	2008	12	Leadership, thy name is (not) Aschlaflyimg. See also Trying to persuade a corpse
885	32	36	21.505	1.488	143	0.224	25.034	1.278	345	0.093	26.288	1.217	21.799	1.468	2008	12	Bugler: "You are an idiot"img (and 61 other insults towards 4 sysops and a (formerly) respected editor) -- verbal warning for personal remarksimg BRichtigen: Do (people) think that 'you are an idiot'?img -- 1 day block for personal remarksimg HelpJazz: "Do you see any incongruity here??"img -- 1 WEEK block for personal remarksimg, Later unblockedimg, probably because we drew attention to it. Conclusion: To avoid being blocked for personal remarks, make sure the remarks are really nasty. The nic
886	58	60	21.522	2.695	143	0.406	25.034	2.317	345	0.168	26.3	2.205	21.809	2.659	2008	12	Oh, boy! The new stupidityimg is out! UPDATE: Schlafly Statistics still to comeimg? UPDATER Bullshit statistics are GO!img
887	2	24	21.566	0.093	143	0.014	25.034	0.08	345	0.006	26.311	0.076	21.819	0.092	2008	12	Ken to Jessica:img "It's hard to resist the sweet reasonableness of a tender hearted Conservapedian of the female persuasion.  :)" Awww, shucks! Ken's pretending to be straight! Update: Ken broke the link. Updated.
888	7	15	21.569	0.325	143	0.049	25.034	0.28	345	0.02	26.323	0.266	21.83	0.321	2008	12	Accusing someone of drug useimg, perfectly okay. In fact, "keep up the good work"img! Asking for an apologyimg = a block for insulting behaviourimg. I guess calling someone an idiot was a compliment then?
889	33	37	21.562	1.53	143	0.231	25.034	1.318	345	0.096	26.334	1.253	21.84	1.511	2008	12	Sarah Palin's church was torched. The culprits have not been identified yet (there is not even proof that the fire was started deliberately, and for all anyone knows she could have done it herself to snag some sympathy [2]), the KKK has a record of burning churches [3] but God has apparently told Conservapedia that the atheists did it!img
890	19	23	21.58	0.88	143	0.133	25.034	0.759	345	0.055	26.345	0.721	21.85	0.87	2008	12	Asking a court to boot a corrupt governor from office is demanding judicial activismimg. But it is, of course, perfectly all right to ask a court to boot the President-elect because Conservapedia doesn't like his birth certificate!img
891	14	14	21.581	0.649	143	0.098	25.034	0.559	345	0.041	26.357	0.531	21.86	0.64	2008	12	No conflict of interestimg there, nosir! Maybe Ken's upset since nobody seems to really care about his rants over there lately. Extra Lulz "Now that everyone's stated what name they'd like on the award, I'll go have it made under the name I want insteadimg." Embarrassingly Stupid Ken favours historical figures over contemporaryimg while discussing an award where he pushed for the exact opposite.
892	26	26	21.572	1.205	143	0.182	25.034	1.039	345	0.075	26.368	0.986	21.871	1.189	2008	12	My Jesus is about hellfireimg, not that liberal "forgiveness" crap!
893	18	20	21.578	0.834	143	0.126	25.034	0.719	345	0.052	26.38	0.682	21.881	0.823	2008	12	Cripes, Ed! We tell you about your failures all the freakin' timeimg, and you haven't shown any improvement yet.
894	32	32	21.576	1.483	143	0.224	25.034	1.278	345	0.093	26.391	1.213	21.891	1.462	2008	12	So a new user comes inimg and makes a flurry of Cognitive Science changes to articles. The result? Permabanimg for "inserting gibberish or nonsense" and a deletionimg of otherwise good edits, and an assertion he is a vandal/parodist?!img. Vey to go Ed! UPDATE Ken undoesimg Ed's "whimsical" block.
895	16	16	21.588	0.741	143	0.112	25.034	0.639	345	0.046	26.403	0.606	21.901	0.731	2008	12	Apparently feeling pressured to look like he's not protecting a parodist, Special Ed blocks Buglerimg for a whole two hours! That'll teach him! Unfortunately, Bugler forgot he was supposed to be playing dead and starts blocking peopleimg after only a little more than half that time. Oopsie!
896	30	34	21.581	1.39	143	0.21	25.034	1.198	345	0.087	26.414	1.136	21.912	1.369	2008	12	Can you suck up the teacher too much?img No, you can't!img
897	54	58	21.596	2.501	143	0.378	25.034	2.157	345	0.157	26.425	2.043	21.922	2.463	2008	12	American History Homework Twelve Answers - Student 25img says "Russia" when he means the entire USSR, says that the Vietnam and Korean wars were "the two wars that caused immense casualties between 145 and 1980", is impressed by Jackie Robinson "because baseball is shown everywhere so he received a lot bad criticism and hate", says Lyndon Johnson was known "for his ability to shove everyone out of his way", and claims that the "Warren court was anti-God they made a lot of bad and unmoral decisio
898	16	16	21.638	0.739	143	0.112	25.034	0.639	345	0.046	26.437	0.605	21.932	0.73	2008	12	"Conservative" continues editingimg a discredited disease. But gays are bad, so the "truth" must be kept current!
899	31	35	21.631	1.433	143	0.217	25.034	1.238	345	0.09	26.448	1.172	21.943	1.413	2008	12	If this is my prizeimg, keep it. Please. How much more tacky can these get?
900	8	12	21.646	0.37	143	0.056	25.034	0.32	345	0.023	26.46	0.302	21.953	0.364	2008	12	Thisimg from the man who created red links for BDSM and Swinging.
901	21	23	21.635	0.971	143	0.147	25.034	0.839	345	0.061	26.471	0.793	21.963	0.956	2008	12	A new user asks a question.img Buglerimg and Edimg answer politely. Shame RodWeathers never receivedimg the memo.
902	15	15	21.637	0.693	143	0.105	25.034	0.599	345	0.043	26.482	0.566	21.973	0.683	2008	12	(Dis)Honest Ed redefines edit warimg as reverting an unexplained removal onceimg. Disagreeing with Ed Moon is now a blockable offense.
903	14	18	21.629	0.647	143	0.098	25.034	0.559	345	0.041	26.494	0.528	21.984	0.637	2008	12	Gay marriage is bad because "every marriage should benefit society."img (Oh, crap, the word 'every' doesn't appear in the Newsweek article) Textbook example: we have yet to see how exactly Mr. and Mrs. Schlafly's marriage benefitted society...
904	13	13	21.625	0.601	143	0.091	25.034	0.519	345	0.038	26.505	0.49	21.994	0.591	2008	12	Yet another 90/10 blockimg for a user with one contributionimg. Update: Ed Poor doesn't opposeimg FernoKlump's 90/10 initiative any longerimg - he justimg ignores itimg...
905	31	31	21.615	1.434	143	0.217	25.034	1.238	345	0.09	26.517	1.169	22.004	1.409	2008	12	Jesus Andy! Again with the "2+2=4" nonsenseimg
906	26	26	21.626	1.202	143	0.182	25.034	1.039	345	0.075	26.528	0.98	22.015	1.181	2008	12	Tim calls outimg three suspected parodists! Two we know, and... who? UPDATE: Then again, maybe he won'timg
907	7	15	21.631	0.324	143	0.049	25.034	0.28	345	0.02	26.54	0.264	22.025	0.318	2008	12	Remember, Conservapedia is not a dictionary!img
908	22	22	21.623	1.017	143	0.154	25.034	0.879	345	0.064	26.551	0.829	22.035	0.998	2008	12	Admins at their best. According to Ed, CP can use various images, just because we say soimg. Na-na-nana-na. Just because the site says no reproduction or republication without written permission doesn't actually mean we need permission.
909	4	10	21.624	0.185	143	0.028	25.034	0.16	345	0.012	26.562	0.151	22.046	0.181	2008	12	Ed Poor weighs in on God's Willimg: "Knowing God's will is the key to prayer, spiritual growth and fruitfulness in our individual lives." Then links to an external site's article. Ed's stubbing is getting thinner and thinner, and far less important. Now Ed, Do you study the word of the Bible or the words of Moonies?
910	10	10	21.611	0.463	143	0.07	25.034	0.399	345	0.029	26.574	0.376	22.056	0.453	2008	12	One of the most unexpected side effects of rampant parodists, Teh Koward sticking up for intellectual honestyimg.
911	36	36	21.598	1.667	143	0.252	25.034	1.438	345	0.104	26.585	1.354	22.066	1.631	2008	12	How will Conservapedia respond to this?img The Answer: Predictablyimg. Although the exchange with Bugler is surprisingly civilimg. Update Andy basically admits that yeah, he pretty much made all the figures upimg. How refreshing.
912	12	16	21.614	0.555	143	0.084	25.034	0.479	345	0.035	26.597	0.451	22.077	0.544	2008	12	Ooh, that'simg gonna leave a mark!
913	-13	37	21.607	-0.602	143	-0.091	25.034	-0.519	345	-0.038	26.608	-0.489	22.087	-0.589	2008	12	Wait, is Andy "everyone should recognize the greatness of American English" Schlafly using British phrasing?img
914	-13	31	21.625	-0.601	143	-0.091	25.034	-0.519	345	-0.038	26.62	-0.488	22.097	-0.588	2008	12	Teen pregnancy is up in America. So says our favourite trustworthy encyclopaedia. The link [1] points out that teen mothers are more likely to become or remain poor and their kids have more problems. How does Europe avoid all this? America needs need less abstinence stuff and more contraceptive education. That's what Goodless Europe does.
915	28	38	21.635	1.294	143	0.196	25.034	1.118	345	0.081	26.631	1.051	22.108	1.267	2008	12	PhilipV thought the nasty stuff in Mystery:Why Do Non-Conservatives Exist?img deserves an apology. PhilipV got teh blockieimg (twice!) instead of an apology. Conservatives may insult others. It's naughty if Liberals complain about it. Update: Andy refuses to disclose how he came up with his numbers, but that no one can doubt them; someone who explains guesses are not statistical estimates is a liberalimg.
916	-4	26	21.654	-0.185	143	-0.028	25.034	-0.16	345	-0.012	26.642	-0.15	22.118	-0.181	2008	12	Joaquín loves him some traitorsimg.
917	26	28	21.659	1.2	143	0.182	25.034	1.039	345	0.075	26.654	0.975	22.129	1.175	2008	12	Leeb cleans up Andy's unscientific claimsimg from the Lenski affair. Andy promptly revertsimg, then bans him for five yearsimg, "inappropriate edits, with a misleading edit summary." No pleasing some people.
918	36	36	21.666	1.662	143	0.252	25.034	1.438	345	0.104	26.665	1.35	22.139	1.626	2008	12	Shorter TK: CP has no laws, so if a sysop does you wrong, STFUimg and take itimg. Update: Corry gets provedimg rightimg. Update^2: AlanS lays in front of the banhammerimg in a doomed act of moral protestimg.
919	13	15	21.682	0.6	143	0.091	25.034	0.519	345	0.038	26.677	0.487	22.149	0.587	2008	12	While thisimg is quite likely just an edit conflict, the edit summary is oddly fitting.
920	16	18	21.675	0.738	143	0.112	25.034	0.639	345	0.046	26.688	0.6	22.16	0.722	2008	12	Aww, isn't that cute? He's pretending to be a lawyer!img MOAR Okay, doctors don't inform their patients of risks to avoid malpractice suits, and a historian intimately familiar with the Illinois constitution has anti-republican views. Did Andy blackmail his way through law schoolimg, or what?
921	-11	19	21.67	-0.508	143	-0.077	25.034	-0.439	345	-0.032	26.7	-0.412	22.17	-0.496	2008	12	On the Conservapedia front page it says that a few scientists are sceptical about Global warming. Now an awful lot of respected scientists are convinced Global Warming is real. See The British Royal Society for an example. The Scientific American also believes global warming is real. Aschlafly must think he's such a genius that he understands science better than meteorologists and others whose job is working out what's happening with climate change. People get killed in hurricanes, floods dro
922	14	16	21.667	0.646	143	0.098	25.034	0.559	345	0.041	26.711	0.524	22.181	0.631	2008	12	BRichtigen makes a good point: "If you want to have good contributions to this site, you have to care for a pleasant working environment."img This should earn him a lengthy ban. Will it be for 90/10 violation? Not minding his own business? Improper discussion? Liberal vandalism? Proxy usage? Pool's open, just ten for a square! UPDATE Ed offers to take it offsite.img UPDATE Jessica adds goatsimg to the thread.
923	17	17	21.661	0.785	143	0.119	25.034	0.679	345	0.049	26.722	0.636	22.191	0.766	2008	12	Ed's stubbing continuesimg: "Scientific controversy when multiple scientists assert different viewpoints on a scientific matter. There is no particular method for resolving a scientific debate." Apparently Ed's never heard of experiments? Update Ed's example of a modern day scientific controversyimg is Galileo and the telescope. MOAR COWBELL Ed immediately deletesimg his idiotic example (that also refutes his original claim). RELATED LULZ I dunno Ed, maybe you could ask Richard Lenskiimg?
924	9	17	21.656	0.416	143	0.063	25.034	0.36	345	0.026	26.734	0.337	22.201	0.405	2008	12	Seeing as you blew offimg her concerns about folks overstepping their authority, Ed, you really should be a bit less cavalier about dropping writing assignmentsimg on her. Just sayin'. UPDATE Arigatouimg, but no thanks.
925	-4	18	21.651	-0.185	143	-0.028	25.034	-0.16	345	-0.012	26.745	-0.15	22.212	-0.18	2008	12	Helping to defend the future, Sara Connor signs up for an account, then posts a 3,000 character advertisement article for Vocalcomimg. Wikispam, the wave of the future! Also: John Titorimg, visitor from the future, made an appearance.
926	0	12	21.647	0	143	0	25.034	0	345	0	26.757	0	22.222	0	2008	12	After insisting scientific controversies can't be resolved, Ed sets outimg to prove Galileo had no issues with the church. Now the Bible says that the sun and moon stood still. (Joshua 10:13) Perhaps little Ed hadn't studied the Bible and didn't know that. More. Ed claims Galileo's article needed to be scrubbed of anti-religious, liberal bias unless someone could find proof. So Edimg findsimg someimg.
927	-4	8	21.636	-0.185	143	-0.028	25.034	-0.16	345	-0.012	26.768	-0.149	22.233	-0.18	2008	12	Moar Ed stubbingimg. This time, "scripture and reason," which is almost a parody of CP itself. "For he opposes to the truth not the meaning of the Bible, which is beyond his comprehension, but rather his own interpretation; not what is in the Bible, but what he has found in himself and imagines to be there." How soon before St. Augustine is banned from CP for being a liberal?
928	-12	26	21.621	-0.555	143	-0.084	25.034	-0.479	345	-0.035	26.78	-0.448	22.243	-0.539	2008	12	Uh, Ed? You're not hip. Don't try.img
929	9	15	21.626	0.416	143	0.063	25.034	0.36	345	0.026	26.791	0.336	22.253	0.404	2008	12	Ed, science is not your strong point. Should you really categorize "Darwinism" as pseudoscience?img
930	-4	12	21.618	-0.185	143	-0.028	25.034	-0.16	345	-0.012	26.802	-0.149	22.264	-0.18	2008	12	Maybe we need a moratorium on Ed lulz. Or maybe Ed needs to stop being funny?img Now Ed wants facts to support someone's edits; nevermind how often Ed shoots the foot he has in his mouth.
931	21	21	21.608	0.972	143	0.147	25.034	0.839	345	0.061	26.814	0.783	22.274	0.943	2008	12	"We need help"img. You don't say! "We need to get actual scientists to write this article. It's too complex for us laymen." Among the many other scientific articles on CP, written by non-scientists, criticizing sound, accepted science? But what if those scientists don't put in "the facts" you want? Then what?
932	19	21	21.607	0.879	143	0.133	25.034	0.759	345	0.055	26.825	0.708	22.285	0.853	2008	12	How do you prepare students for standardized tests?img Ask them to "contrast President Ronald Reagan with President Bill Clinton," cite history to answer "what is the most important threat to the future of America," and critically reason "using American history as your guide, predict what will happen in the first two years of the Obama Administration." People pay money for this australopithecene to teach their kids?
933	43	43	21.606	1.99	143	0.301	25.034	1.718	345	0.125	26.837	1.602	22.295	1.929	2008	12	Ed, I understand that they all sort of look alike to you, but it's Magic Johnson who is HIV-positive (but is not "AIDS-infected" yet), not Michael Jordanimg. Well, we could always put the heroes to a vote...Nah, maybe then John McCain's picture would get too big for the page...
934	11	19	21.63	0.509	143	0.077	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	26.848	0.41	22.306	0.493	2008	12	Vandalismimg is now saying the USA was founded by secularistsimg. What will it be next? Denying that all professors are satanists or that all actors in Hollywood are drug-addled homosexuals? Later they unblocked him and said sorry. The chances are the user will stop contributing after he's seen the ban window.
935	-15	17	21.627	-0.694	143	-0.105	25.034	-0.599	345	-0.043	26.86	-0.558	22.316	-0.672	2008	12	JY23img, the nextimg Ed Poorimg.
936	-8	14	21.622	-0.37	143	-0.056	25.034	-0.32	345	-0.023	26.871	-0.298	22.327	-0.358	2008	12	Breadan43 makes sure CP users know who the liberals are.img And in case you didn't know, theseimg areimg alsoimg liberalsimg. Now you can always tell the bad guys!
937	5	7	21.613	0.231	143	0.035	25.034	0.2	345	0.014	26.882	0.186	22.337	0.224	2008	12	In order to beef up the Science of Global Warming (denial), jpatt offers up expert commentaryimg by a man deep in the pockets of the coal industry and a retired geologist. Trusworthy, indeed.
938	14	14	21.597	0.648	143	0.098	25.034	0.559	345	0.041	26.894	0.521	22.348	0.626	2008	12	Bugler: Honi soit qui mal y pense!img Or, for those of you who prefer English, "Shame on him who suspects illicit motivation!" According to Wikipedia, this is usually used ironically, or, in this case, by a parodist admitting he is a parodist by ironically denying it.
939	1	11	21.589	0.046	143	0.007	25.034	0.04	345	0.003	26.905	0.037	22.358	0.045	2008	12	Gallery of American Heroes - see also: Andre Agassiimg
940	22	22	21.577	1.02	143	0.154	25.034	0.879	345	0.064	26.917	0.817	22.369	0.984	2008	12	Meritocracy in action: Jpatt: "We should make people earnimg news post tokens by contributingimg Wanted Pages." DeanS: "Great idea, but let's make sureimg to treat liberals as second-class citizens! No tokens for them!"
941	9	11	21.578	0.417	143	0.063	25.034	0.36	345	0.026	26.928	0.334	22.379	0.402	2008	12	RJJensen goes to town through the pics in the Life archivesimg, ain't he? Well, parts of the picsimg, anyhow. Oh, and this one's cute, "No copyright source"img. Maybe...on the page you got it from?
942	27	29	21.566	1.252	143	0.189	25.034	1.079	345	0.078	26.939	1.002	22.39	1.206	2008	12	There have neverimg been any Christians who have bombed abortion clinics. OK, let's justimg pretendimg those incidents never really happened.
943	-15	23	21.574	-0.695	143	-0.105	25.034	-0.599	345	-0.043	26.951	-0.557	22.4	-0.67	2008	12	Creation Science in action.img Sound reasoning is BAD! Bad, I tell you!
944	9	11	21.576	0.417	143	0.063	25.034	0.36	345	0.026	26.962	0.334	22.411	0.402	2008	12	Andy's idea of a good learning environment: Shut itimg, peasant, and get back to work!
945	20	20	21.564	0.927	143	0.14	25.034	0.799	345	0.058	26.974	0.741	22.421	0.892	2008	12	And there we have it.img But remember, CP is not a right-wing site.
946	20	22	21.563	0.928	143	0.14	25.034	0.799	345	0.058	26.985	0.741	22.432	0.892	2008	12	AlexanderParodistM: "Please unprotectimg Premarital sex." Ed: (makes the obligatory joke)img AlexanderM: "Thank you sir may I have another."img Aschlafly is married. It's too late for premarital sex so he (rolls over and goes back to sleep)img
947	7	9	21.563	0.325	143	0.049	25.034	0.28	345	0.02	26.997	0.259	22.442	0.312	2008	12	Andy: CP does not have a YEC viewpointimg! Conservative: Yes it does!img
948	10	12	21.55	0.464	143	0.07	25.034	0.399	345	0.029	27.008	0.37	22.453	0.445	2008	12	TeaK wants people to know one of his guiding principles is from a character portrayed by Shatnerimg.
949	13	15	21.539	0.604	143	0.091	25.034	0.519	345	0.038	27.019	0.481	22.463	0.579	2008	12	TCochrane gets reasonable edits revertedimg and a banimg. His crime? Ignoring Andy's hatred of "liberal spin."img UPDATE Doesn't Ed ever get a 90/10 ban?img GOAT Ed gets last wordism.img DADDY LOVE Talk down to the contributor working for free, Ed.img
950	12	18	21.532	0.557	143	0.084	25.034	0.479	345	0.035	27.031	0.444	22.474	0.534	2008	12	Sadly enough, thisimg is about as much of a compromise as you'll ever get on CP: "Mayyyyybe there was a conservative in the last century who made a sorta-kinda bigoted statement. But you're still not allowed to say so in mainspace! And always remember: If he did something bad, he was of course No True Conservative. Nuh-uh."
951	-18	22	21.528	-0.836	143	-0.126	25.034	-0.719	345	-0.052	27.042	-0.666	22.484	-0.801	2008	12	C'mon, don't make your parodist account so noticeable!img Torched!img
952	7	13	21.529	0.325	143	0.049	25.034	0.28	345	0.02	27.054	0.259	22.495	0.311	2008	12	TeaK: You Brits should learn American spelling and stop being rational.img TK blocked Sakyamuni08img for telling the truth . That's typical injustice.
955	15	17	21.519	0.697	143	0.105	25.034	0.599	345	0.043	27.088	0.554	22.526	0.666	2008	12	RodWeathers never took a biology classimg (or possibly slept through it). The mammal order is filled with examples of altruistic social behavior leading to the survival of the population (primates, for example, are extremely social and altruistic). UPDATE "Evolution is not about the population!"img Uh, Rod? That's exactly what evolution is about. DOLPHINS I meant cats nursing non-cats and dolphins helping humans!img Sure, Rod. Sure.
956	-2	14	21.515	-0.093	143	-0.014	25.034	-0.08	345	-0.006	27.099	-0.074	22.537	-0.089	2008	12	"I can write"img says Special Ed. Just really badlyimg.
957	6	14	21.506	0.279	143	0.042	25.034	0.24	345	0.017	27.111	0.221	22.548	0.266	2008	12	Rod's parody paranoia reaches new heights. "Maybe some of our hymns are *gasp* librullimg".
959	-11	23	21.498	-0.512	143	-0.077	25.034	-0.439	345	-0.032	27.134	-0.405	22.569	-0.487	2008	12	He tried so hard to find a use for Ed's {{years ago}} template.img
960	19	21	21.5	0.884	143	0.133	25.034	0.759	345	0.055	27.145	0.7	22.579	0.841	2008	12	Obama definitely won't use the Koranimg. Will they change the article? UPDATE-A-RIFFIC! Apparently Bugler thinks an Evangelical Christian Minister might think the Koran is a swell idea after allimg. The More You Know I spot a Poe!img TEH ASSFLY SPEAKETH Naive or malicious? I choose malicious.img
961	11	19	21.499	0.512	143	0.077	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	27.157	0.405	22.59	0.487	2008	12	More Conservapiracyimg. Joaquin claims fair use; site claims "Unless otherwise noted, all text and graphics on this website (yeodoug.com) are ©1996-2006 by Douglas Yeo. All rights reserved."
962	-8	28	21.497	-0.372	143	-0.056	25.034	-0.32	345	-0.023	27.168	-0.294	22.601	-0.354	2008	12	TK really may have more brains than a toadimg.
963	18	40	21.504	0.837	143	0.126	25.034	0.719	345	0.052	27.179	0.662	22.611	0.796	2008	12	You say po-tay-to, troll says po-tah-toimg. Even if it was short-lived, the drive-by lulz is worth watching. UPDATE: Srosenberg reverts the 'troll'img, but Karajou seems to think calling Christianity a 'religion' is 'vandalism'img, and reverts it back to 'tax scam and pedophile ring'img.
964	8	18	21.524	0.372	143	0.056	25.034	0.32	345	0.023	27.191	0.294	22.622	0.354	2008	12	Andy shows exactly why we don't "teach the controversy" and let kids decide for themselves what they think is right: "Most Influential Person in American History"img. Ronald Reagan and Thomas Edison were more influential than Benjamin Franklin, one of the founding fathers?
965	31	31	21.52	1.441	143	0.217	25.034	1.238	345	0.09	27.202	1.14	22.632	1.37	2008	12	Aschlafly unexpectedly banhammers Human for "a silly pattern of editing"img and other transgressions (like being blocked before and having a fake name). Sideways queriesimg the block but falls afoul of a TK revert and a crafty range blockimg (of the UK-based ISP Tiscali). But Sideways won't take it lying down.img img Update That's funny, Geo.plrd pulls an almost identical range blockimg not long after Sideways' post. Whatever could it all mean? Predictable update: Andy really doesn't give a
966	11	17	21.53	0.511	143	0.077	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	27.214	0.404	22.643	0.486	2008	12	Uh, Joaquín...you do realize that King Arthurimg was fictional, right? And why did you leave Charles Darwin out?
967	19	25	21.525	0.883	143	0.133	25.034	0.759	345	0.055	27.225	0.698	22.654	0.839	2008	12	Abdul is a Moslemimg. He talked back to teh Assflyimg then did it againimg. He inserted accurate informationimg about Christian bigotry. They must find an excuse to block him. You've got to figure out how to join the teamimg...or you're blockedimg.
968	19	21	21.529	0.883	143	0.133	25.034	0.759	345	0.055	27.237	0.698	22.664	0.838	2008	12	If you’re unfairly blocked at CP you’re on your own. Nobody else is allowed to help you. Complaining about bad blocks is shamefulimg img according to TK.
969	24	24	21.528	1.115	143	0.168	25.034	0.959	345	0.07	27.248	0.881	22.675	1.058	2008	12	TomMoore was blocked for six monthsimg back in June. Now he's back (yes, he waited for his block to expire)... and quickly gets a five-year banimg for theseimg contribs, which apparently did nothing but "wasting the time of good editors".
970	8	20	21.531	0.372	143	0.056	25.034	0.32	345	0.023	27.259	0.293	22.686	0.353	2008	12	This from the manimg who bloviates endlessly about the size of his online class?
971	63	71	21.529	2.926	143	0.441	25.034	2.517	345	0.183	27.271	2.31	22.696	2.776	2008	12	FernoKlump pops offimg a first-class parthian shot. MOAR TARGET After the shot is cleared, AlanM reposts itimg. Subsequent beletionimg and killimg.
972	-4	28	21.582	-0.185	143	-0.028	25.034	-0.16	345	-0.012	27.282	-0.147	22.707	-0.176	2008	12	Andy makes up more shitimg to tarnish Obama. Are hate and deceit really Christian values, or just Schlafly values? Joe the Plumber was just that bit dishonest. Is McCain at fault for that? Joe the Plumber dislikes you if you don't agree with him 100%. Isn't that just like teh Assfly?
973	8	18	21.589	0.371	143	0.056	25.034	0.32	345	0.023	27.294	0.293	22.717	0.352	2008	12	The Nazis were an anti-Christian organizationimg. Bugler continues with more revisionist lulz. UPDATE: "We don't block for ideological reasons."img
974	20	24	21.585	0.927	143	0.14	25.034	0.799	345	0.058	27.305	0.732	22.728	0.88	2008	12	We've taken Andrew Schlafly and replaced him with someone who can say something not freaking insane once in a whileimg. Let's see if anyone notices. SWIFT UPDATE Too bad the original lunaticimg came back.
975	17	25	21.587	0.787	143	0.119	25.034	0.679	345	0.049	27.317	0.622	22.739	0.748	2008	12	Aschlafly’s freedomimg should mean you’re free to do what teh Assflyimg wants and nothing else. Gay people shouldn’t have freedomimg to get their partnerships legally recognised. Fortunately the Constitution in California doesn't allow the majority to trample on important minority rights and Conservapedia’s Main Pageimg is a bit pissed. Really pissedimg. You never know... John Schlaflyimg might want to marry his boyfriend.
976	5	15	21.591	0.232	143	0.035	25.034	0.2	345	0.014	27.328	0.183	22.749	0.22	2008	12	Now why on earth doesn’t Conservpedia tolerate people questioning Conservative Christian faithimg? Surely they’re confident their beliefs can stand up to testing? Surely dogma or collective bias shouldn't enter Conservapedia? Should it?
977	-11	39	21.584	-0.51	143	-0.077	25.034	-0.439	345	-0.032	27.339	-0.402	22.76	-0.483	2008	12	You forgot "hire a real teacher"img!
978	24	24	21.603	1.111	143	0.168	25.034	0.959	345	0.07	27.351	0.877	22.771	1.054	2008	12	The Road To Sysop Rights (a.k.a. "It worked once, it'll work again, dammit!"): TK starts a long article about Domestic terrorismimg by openly copy-pasting the legal definition, copy-pasting from a news article, writing one line himself and adding a pictureimg he claims is non-copyrighted, but without saying where he got it from. Maybe it was from here ("Copyright © 2008 by NDAA, All Rights Reserved")? We'll never know...
979	20	22	21.605	0.926	143	0.14	25.034	0.799	345	0.058	27.362	0.731	22.781	0.878	2008	12	Yet again, Andy reminds everyoneimg of the corruption inherent in professors - even in Nobel prize winners! It sure would be embarrassing if the linked article suggested there was corruption. It would almost be like putting a deposition before a court without even reading what it says. Successful lawyers just don't do things like that...
980	14	16	21.605	0.648	143	0.098	25.034	0.559	345	0.041	27.374	0.511	22.792	0.614	2008	12	"Conservative" (what a ridiculous user name) is at it again, showing off his remarkable editing and composition skills. His articleimg took 34 edits, including 3 page moves, in just over 2 hours.UPDATE Ken fights back. "Gentlemen if you don't get it right first time, do it again... and again... and again... and...
981	16	16	21.6	0.741	143	0.112	25.034	0.639	345	0.046	27.385	0.584	22.803	0.702	2008	12	Ken <3 parodistsimg
982	19	19	21.594	0.88	143	0.133	25.034	0.759	345	0.055	27.396	0.694	22.814	0.833	2008	12	Bugler has learnedimg which dictators politiciansimg are worth defending. (Regular readers may recall that Aschlafly ♥ Pinochet.)
983	28	28	21.591	1.297	143	0.196	25.034	1.118	345	0.081	27.408	1.022	22.824	1.227	2008	12	Andy: "More than 60% of public school kids in one survey watch more than 3 hours of television a day, good news to producers of liberal junk like Comedy Central."img The "survey" was a study of just teens in Memphis (national average, 35% watch that much), and the article mentioned nothing of what they watched. GOATS TK makes sure Comedy Central's articleimg doesn't have anything positive, and includes Fatwa envy.
984	29	29	21.598	1.343	143	0.203	25.034	1.158	345	0.084	27.419	1.058	22.835	1.27	2008	12	Yet another extremely inspiring quoteimg by TK. Here tooimg! But next time, you might want to make sure that Patrick Henry really said it.
985	35	43	21.605	1.62	143	0.245	25.034	1.398	345	0.101	27.431	1.276	22.846	1.532	2008	12	Highlights from the final homework of the semester. Question 2 - On Reagan and Clinton: "WOW!!" different parties.img "Clinton took away our guns".img "Clinton let everything go wrong".img "Ronald Regan {sic} failed at almost everything".img The difference is "sex with an intern".img Question 4 - On threats to America's future: Atheism!img Obama!img Evolution! And gay marriage!img SIN!!!img Grading: 26 students, only 2 got below 98%, nobody lost any credit for misspelling "Reagan".
986	56	56	21.628	2.589	143	0.392	25.034	2.237	345	0.162	27.442	2.041	22.856	2.45	2008	12	While in Hawaii, Obama ate Spam Musubi. Muslims by law can't eat pork. Therefore, Obama cannot be a muslim! Andy: Not everyone knows Spam is made of pork, therefore it's not proof!img Obama drank beer, perhaps. At least there's a beer called Obama Beer. Aschlafly imagines beer isn't forbidden in Islam. Beer is forbidden. You can't easily make this much stupidity up, folks. Is Andy a Muslim as well?
987	15	17	21.664	0.692	143	0.105	25.034	0.599	345	0.043	27.454	0.546	22.867	0.656	2008	12	Andy gets his knickers in a knot because President-elect Obama decides to use his full nameimg when being sworn in, although it's not clear if it was because a Muslim community leader asked him to or, you know, because it's a totally normal thing to do. Knowing Andy, it's the former.
988	29	29	21.659	1.339	143	0.203	25.034	1.158	345	0.084	27.465	1.056	22.878	1.268	2008	12	I'll take "Rivers in Egypt" for 400, Alex: Tim: "Obama will use the Bibleimg when he is sworn into office. So there,img guys." He won't make a hole in Lincoln's Bible and put a Koran into it. Bugler: "Purest speculation!img And even if it was true, it wouldn't prove anything! Oh, and also, you totally abusedimg your sysop rights to promote the Liberal Media Agenda, scum."
989	-1	11	21.667	-0.046	143	-0.007	25.034	-0.04	345	-0.003	27.476	-0.036	22.889	-0.044	2008	12	When you talk about thisimg, are you referring to the federal gay marriage ban, or overturning Roe v. Wade? Just clarifying.
990	28	28	21.656	1.293	143	0.196	25.034	1.118	345	0.081	27.488	1.019	22.899	1.223	2008	12	They estimate that 2 million people will come to see the inauguration of President Obama in person. Even more will watch on television. That's how keen Americans are to see improvements after Dubya. Where did we get that information? It’s from Conservapediaimg. Andy boasts that this number falls short of initial expecations due to status worship fatigue, but even the American Thinker admits it's more a problem of... you know... that not being logistically feasible. Also Andy didn't point
991	7	17	21.662	0.323	143	0.049	25.034	0.28	345	0.02	27.499	0.255	22.91	0.306	2008	12	Yet more garbageimg trying to say Global warming isn’t real. Only Andy and DeanS can possibly be right. Respected scientists say Global warming is real. Andy, Deanie, stop imagining you’re cleverer than those scientists. Read, Essay:Status Worshipimg and learn. You won't look so stupid if you just stop worshiping your own status.
992	5	11	21.657	0.231	143	0.035	25.034	0.2	345	0.014	27.511	0.182	22.921	0.218	2008	12	Ed Poor: "Here, let me liveblogimg some Star Trek episode. Ah, no, wait, I lost interestimg again." Update: Ed-baiting fails.img
993	11	11	21.646	0.508	143	0.077	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	27.522	0.4	22.932	0.48	2008	12	(Moar Ed) "Bugler, how many times must I tell you to avoid personal remarks and cluttering up der Führer's talk page? Just block them!img"
994	19	21	21.635	0.878	143	0.133	25.034	0.759	345	0.055	27.534	0.69	22.942	0.828	2008	12	Ed hates Christmasimg.
995	15	21	21.634	0.693	143	0.105	25.034	0.599	345	0.043	27.545	0.545	22.953	0.654	2008	12	'Tis not the season to be preachy.img Too bad Andy missed the memo.img
996	7	13	21.634	0.324	143	0.049	25.034	0.28	345	0.02	27.556	0.254	22.964	0.305	2008	12	Reversion, or self-fulfillingimg prophecyimg?
997	8	16	21.625	0.37	143	0.056	25.034	0.32	345	0.023	27.568	0.29	22.975	0.348	2008	12	Onimg severalimg differentimg occasionsimg Teh Assfly gave students high marks for saying it’s just fine for the US government to spy on its citizens. Suddenly, he then brings up "non-beneficial" spyingimg. Who decides what’s beneficial? Teh Assfly and teh Republicans of course.
998	17	23	21.619	0.786	143	0.119	25.034	0.679	345	0.049	27.579	0.616	22.985	0.74	2008	12	RodWeathers quotes Darwin out of contextimg. Here’s what Darwin really wrote UPDATE: Corrected by . . . Conservativeimg?!
999	30	34	21.62	1.388	143	0.21	25.034	1.198	345	0.087	27.591	1.087	22.996	1.305	2008	12	Ed "I'm CP's foremost math expert and teacher" Poor creates a page for the movie "College Road Tripimg" saying nothing about the movie other than that it contains a math error. Hey Ed, how about looking at Foxtrot's (and your) massive math stupidity instead? And you do know that a diameter of 10 inches isn't the same as a radius of 4 or 5 cm, right, Ed? Ed?
1000	28	30	21.633	1.294	143	0.196	25.034	1.118	345	0.081	27.602	1.014	23.007	1.217	2008	12	Teacake celebrates the seasonimg of brotherly goodwill by lying about a fellow sysop "senior administrator",img making accusations,img and throwing cheap insults around.img He finally feels strong enough to remove the reminder that he was blocked and on probationimg.
1001	57	59	21.642	2.634	143	0.399	25.034	2.277	345	0.165	27.614	2.064	23.018	2.476	2008	12	The great work of creating the Schlafly Bible has begunimg!
1002	11	17	21.68	0.507	143	0.077	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	27.625	0.398	23.029	0.478	2008	12	It's just not Christmas without an Obama smearimg, is it?
1003	5	23	21.676	0.231	143	0.035	25.034	0.2	345	0.014	27.636	0.181	23.039	0.217	2008	12	Kids are far too anxious. It has to be you guess, lack of faithimg. Fundy kids can’t possibly have nightmares about hell. They can’t possibly be anxious because some sadistic fundy adult will punish them over something they’ve done, might have done etc. It can be hard being a fucked up fundy kid.
1004	4	16	21.677	0.185	143	0.028	25.034	0.16	345	0.012	27.648	0.145	23.05	0.174	2008	12	Court upholds "gun rights"img (for a guy who surrendered his guns during divorce proceedings).
1005	18	20	21.671	0.831	143	0.126	25.034	0.719	345	0.052	27.659	0.651	23.061	0.781	2008	12	Q: Are we not men? A: We are Devo!img
1006	60	62	21.669	2.769	143	0.42	25.034	2.397	345	0.174	27.671	2.168	23.072	2.601	2008	12	CPAdmin1 to Aschlafly: Your source is a blog. I gave 4 separate sources that are Greek lexicons. Which do you think is more reliable?img. Do you really want to know? UPDATE: I'll take my blog and some shit I just made upimg over your fancy book larnin any day MOAR! Tim, it is well known that expertise is a liberal trait!img Think for yourself and think the same thoughts as I do. Your gut instinct plus whatever random blogs you can find that support it are far more reliable.
1007	34	34	21.711	1.566	143	0.238	25.034	1.358	345	0.099	27.682	1.228	23.083	1.473	2008	12	Whatever next? Evidently all those liberal expertsimg who can't be relied upon to give us the truth about the Bible have confirmed that the Bible is the most historically and intellectually reliable ancient text in the whole worldimg.
1008	15	19	21.723	0.691	143	0.105	25.034	0.599	345	0.043	27.694	0.542	23.093	0.65	2008	12	TK's method of dealing with BRichtigen: Happyfun rangeblocks! It workedimg beforeimg and still does, just with a slightly more deceitfulimg reason. Of course, once BRichtigen uses a proxy to edit, he will be blocked for being a Sock of Multiple Blocked Users. Update Bugler says "screw subtlety" and just makes up a reason to block him for a weekimg.
1009	16	18	21.721	0.737	143	0.112	25.034	0.639	345	0.046	27.705	0.578	23.104	0.693	2008	12	What would you call thisimg edit? If your answer was "censorship"img, then you'd be in for a block.img If your answer was "reverting a vandalimg", then you might be TK.
1010	19	21	21.717	0.875	143	0.133	25.034	0.759	345	0.055	27.716	0.686	23.115	0.822	2008	12	STFU, dissenter!img We said shut it!img You just don't learn, do you?img
1011	18	18	21.716	0.829	143	0.126	25.034	0.719	345	0.052	27.728	0.649	23.126	0.778	2008	12	Define futilityimg
1012	26	26	21.712	1.197	143	0.182	25.034	1.039	345	0.075	27.739	0.937	23.137	1.124	2008	12	Andy "final reply" Schlafly replies to Brichtigenimg (accusing him of last-wordism) two hours after BRichtigen was blockedimg. That should should fix those pesky last-wordists! Then, 7 minutes later, he shows his righteous indignation over last-wordism by creating an official block reason for itimg.
1013	2	28	21.717	0.092	143	0.014	25.034	0.08	345	0.006	27.751	0.072	23.148	0.086	2008	12	So just one bad caseimg means that the whole British National Health Serviceimg is wrong? Why on Earth is “National Health Service” so popular then? If one case counts so much, Christian Conservatism must be devilish awful. Look at Ted Haggard, and the others.
1014	26	26	21.723	1.197	143	0.182	25.034	1.039	345	0.075	27.762	0.937	23.159	1.123	2008	12	Jessica takes RodWeathers out behind the woodshedimg for a little "chat". How long until his parodist-in-arms Bugler comes to rescue him? Update Nope, looks like it's Andy's bestest buddyimg instead, while Andy studiously ignores the whole thing, spending his time insulting a collegeimg instead. Jessica really tries to helpimg
1015	42	42	21.727	1.933	143	0.294	25.034	1.678	345	0.122	27.774	1.512	23.169	1.813	2008	12	Andy: An hour spent reading Conservapedia is as educational as 100 hours spent reading a bookimg. Honestly, does Andy ever think about anything before he says it? Extra Sauce Cripes, why don't they get a roomimg.
1016	15	17	21.748	0.69	143	0.105	25.034	0.599	345	0.043	27.785	0.54	23.18	0.647	2008	12	Well sure, the majority of voters chose Obama. But it's not like they thought he was qualifiedimg or anything.
1017	16	22	21.743	0.736	143	0.112	25.034	0.639	345	0.046	27.796	0.576	23.191	0.69	2008	12	Oh no! The creationists are "raady"img for the attack! What will we do against these misspelling wonders? Update Deleted to break the diff linkimg. Laugh this one off ♥ K e n D o l l ♥, we have CaptureBot. MOAR You are making a real arse of yourself todayimg ♥ K e n D o l l ♥.
1018	34	36	21.743	1.564	143	0.238	25.034	1.358	345	0.099	27.808	1.223	23.202	1.465	2008	12	There, that should stop PJR and CPAdmin1 from sticking up for the usersimg. The Fun Begins? Let's watchimg, shall we? One, Two, Three rounds so far, and Tim hasn't blinked.
1019	12	14	21.758	0.552	143	0.084	25.034	0.479	345	0.035	27.819	0.431	23.213	0.517	2008	12	Cripes, Ken, we know you love to misrepresent the facts, but isn't replying to a conversation from almost two years agoimg (with people permabanned under false pretenses) as if it were current kinda pushing it a little? Extra feebleness Sure Ken, we believe youimg. Why wouldn't you expect AmesG to have a current account at CP, anyway?
1020	23	25	21.75	1.057	143	0.161	25.034	0.919	345	0.067	27.831	0.826	23.224	0.99	2008	12	Futility, 2nd version: Kotomi reasonsimg with TK. Update: TK responds.img It's about what you'd expect.
1021	11	19	21.753	0.506	143	0.077	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	27.842	0.395	23.235	0.473	2008	12	Sorry to burst your bubble there Ken, but PZ Myers did tackle the CP Evolution rant articleimg. He was totally dismissive of it, which is basically all it deserves.
1022	11	13	21.751	0.506	143	0.077	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	27.853	0.395	23.246	0.473	2008	12	The reward for showing interestimg in Andy's Bible Revisionism Rewriting Retranslation Project: Upload, Block and Edit rightsimg in less than two months after joining.img Congratulations!
1023	15	19	21.742	0.69	143	0.105	25.034	0.599	345	0.043	27.865	0.538	23.256	0.645	2008	12	Oh yeah, thisimg is going to be fun.
1024	21	25	21.739	0.966	143	0.147	25.034	0.839	345	0.061	27.876	0.753	23.267	0.903	2008	12	Bugler can't acceptimg that abstinence-only education isn't the way to go and presents a simple solution on the talk page: What these poor people need is MOAR JESUS!img Expect blocks, rearguards and personal remarks soon.
1025	22	26	21.742	1.012	143	0.154	25.034	0.879	345	0.064	27.888	0.789	23.278	0.945	2008	12	That'simg not your real name. Try again, neither is your real nameimg your real name. Wait, what?.
1026	-8	18	21.746	-0.368	143	-0.056	25.034	-0.32	345	-0.023	27.899	-0.287	23.289	-0.344	2008	12	Those familiar with The One Internet Viral to Rule Them All will appreciate the badgertastic inclusion of the humble Badgerimg in the list of words requiring retranslation in the Bibble. Andy won't be happy with the idea that it may need "an expert". Andy doesn't like experts.
1027	19	23	21.743	0.874	143	0.133	25.034	0.759	345	0.055	27.911	0.681	23.3	0.815	2008	12	Ed "I'm CP's foremost math expert and teacher" Poor is back in town. Deletes a whole page (that's his modus operandi) on integration because he "can't believe a parabola would be used like thisimg". Uh, it's called Simpson's rule, Ed. Read some books.
1028	3	13	21.744	0.138	143	0.021	25.034	0.12	345	0.009	27.922	0.107	23.311	0.129	2008	12	Hey Ed, when thisimg gets reinstated, can we use this as a cite? UPDATE: Prophecy or lucky guess?img
1029	32	32	21.735	1.472	143	0.224	25.034	1.278	345	0.093	27.933	1.146	23.322	1.372	2008	12	PJR to TK: Fuck off, troll.img Assfly to PJR: Fuck off, librul.img
1030	14	20	21.745	0.644	143	0.098	25.034	0.559	345	0.041	27.945	0.501	23.333	0.6	2008	12	Just before Conservapedia might have succeeded in convincing all of one person that Barack Obama is a Muslim, they spoil everything with their latest exciting news flash: He's part of a Unitarian terrorist cell!img
1031	43	47	21.744	1.978	143	0.301	25.034	1.718	345	0.125	27.956	1.538	23.344	1.842	2008	12	Bugler finally explains it all: Australians don't know shit about Australian problems because they are too closeimg to the problem. You need an American who has never been to Australia to really bring in the insights. Update Catherine points out the flawimg in this approach and gets Bugledimg for a week.
1032	43	57	21.769	1.975	143	0.301	25.034	1.718	345	0.125	27.968	1.537	23.355	1.841	2008	12	Getting pregnant at 17img now counts as a "Great Achievement by a Teenager".
1033	-15	37	21.804	-0.688	143	-0.105	25.034	-0.599	345	-0.043	27.979	-0.536	23.366	-0.642	2008	12	Aschlafly says this sensible newspaper is squealing like a stuck pigimg. Why do you say such a nasty thing, Andy? The Schlaflys don’t slaughter pigs without stunning them we hope. Is that what Momma Schlafly used to say when you and the other the kids couldn’t take her reasonable chastisement?
1034	14	16	21.819	0.642	143	0.098	25.034	0.559	345	0.041	27.991	0.5	23.377	0.599	2008	12	7 year olds and 20 year olds now count as teenagers?img
1035	-7	33	21.814	-0.321	143	-0.049	25.034	-0.28	345	-0.02	28.002	-0.25	23.388	-0.299	2008	12	Christians called to abandon public education.img In other breaking news, some idiot in Concord, Massachusetts fired a shot heard around the world...
1036	28	32	21.825	1.283	143	0.196	25.034	1.118	345	0.081	28.013	1	23.399	1.197	2008	12	Tim disagreesimg with another of Bugler's blocks, breaking the new ruleimg again. Expect further wheel warring. Update: It's On!img (TK throws down the gauntlet & Tim accepts.) Update: Currently sevenimg violations of TK's shiny new rule...
1037	-11	19	21.835	-0.504	143	-0.077	25.034	-0.439	345	-0.032	28.025	-0.393	23.41	-0.47	2008	12	Most Cubans are blackimg, sez everybody's favorite world history teacherimg actually, sez the Wall Street Journal. Yebbut, the CIA (among other sources) disagrees.
1038	13	23	21.832	0.595	143	0.091	25.034	0.519	345	0.038	28.036	0.464	23.421	0.555	2008	12	Learn together tries to build peaceimg between Tim, Bugler and TK, and to "make sure that those watching from the outside can see us to be fair and honest". Sorry LT, but it's a couple of years too late for that.
1039	-4	24	21.833	-0.183	143	-0.028	25.034	-0.16	345	-0.012	28.048	-0.143	23.432	-0.171	2008	12	Suckup.img
1040	10	18	21.835	0.458	143	0.07	25.034	0.399	345	0.029	28.059	0.356	23.443	0.427	2008	12	Who would ever have guessed? TK's become more right-wing and authoritarianimg
1041	32	38	21.832	1.466	143	0.224	25.034	1.278	345	0.093	28.071	1.14	23.454	1.364	2008	12	As we slip from 2008 into 2009, OUT with the French Revolution (29247 views) and IN with Teenage Homosexuality (8923 views)img. Always a popular subject amongst homoschoolers.
1042	0	14	21.848	0	143	0	25.034	0	345	0	28.082	0	23.465	0	2008	12	TK flexesimg his checkuser muscles
1043	2	16	21.84	0.092	143	0.014	25.034	0.08	345	0.006	28.093	0.071	23.476	0.085	2008	12	Guess who thought to "(trim to get artwork on first screen)"img. No possibility that you realised how SCHTUPID some of the "awards" were & decided to sweep them under the carpet? Suicide volunteers required to sock up & enquire after them please.
1044	21	31	21.834	0.962	143	0.147	25.034	0.839	345	0.061	28.105	0.747	23.487	0.894	2008	12	Andy adds another great achievementimg, presumably to the world of comedy.
1045	20	22	21.843	0.916	143	0.14	25.034	0.799	345	0.058	28.116	0.711	23.498	0.851	2008	12	The CP way of editorial discussion: Somebody addsimg a claim you doubt. So what do you do? Take it to the talk page to discuss? Nope: Revertimg and call in reinforcementsimg to X-Ray and bully the guy.
1046	28	30	21.843	1.282	143	0.196	25.034	1.118	345	0.081	28.128	0.995	23.509	1.191	2008	12	"These statistics look made upimg and make conservatives look bad", says concerned editor. "Of course I made them upimg... please find cites to prove my claims", says Andy.
1047	118	120	21.851	5.4	143	0.825	25.034	4.714	345	0.342	28.139	4.193	23.52	5.017	2008	12	CPAdmin1 resigns in epic fashionimg. Update TK, on the other hand, resolves to continue being a pettyimg thugimg. More: TK and Andy hideimg the evidence.img And: no more user rightsimg or old user name.img More: Commentimg at your own peril!img
1048	-6	8	21.948	-0.273	143	-0.042	25.034	-0.24	345	-0.017	28.151	-0.213	23.531	-0.255	2008	12	I hate to break it to you, TK, but you and Andy got the first two parts of that quote backwardsimg.
1049	22	26	21.934	1.003	143	0.154	25.034	0.879	345	0.064	28.162	0.781	23.542	0.935	2008	12	Suddenly Andy's worldview becomes very clearimg. UPDATE: A new Schlafly meme?img
1050	22	24	21.938	1.003	143	0.154	25.034	0.879	345	0.064	28.173	0.781	23.553	0.934	2008	12	New sysops are inimg.
1051	18	20	21.94	0.82	143	0.126	25.034	0.719	345	0.052	28.185	0.639	23.564	0.764	2008	12	A great way to celebrate New Year's Eve: Bitchingimg about something that never quite really happened and in the end proving your incompetent reading comprehension.
1052	9	13	21.938	0.41	143	0.063	25.034	0.36	345	0.026	28.196	0.319	23.575	0.382	2008	12	Literally making historyimg. And Andy? Still silence...
1053	176	180	21.929	8.026	143	1.231	25.034	7.031	345	0.51	28.208	6.239	23.586	7.462	2008	12	Bugler says farewell and comes out as a parodist.img More: Like CPAdmin1, he is alreadyimg animg unperson.img And the door slamsimg behind him. A little more: Someone tries to show Andy the lesson he should learn from thisimg, predictably, failsimg and gets punishedimg.
1054	-10	26	22.084	-0.453	180	-0.056	25.034	-0.399	345	-0.029	28.219	-0.354	23.597	-0.424	2008	12	We all know that it would be bad for America if Obama were Muslim. Leave it to a parodist to explain how it would be equally bad if Obama weren't a Muslim.img
1055	16	52	22.088	0.724	180	0.089	25.034	0.639	345	0.046	28.231	0.567	23.608	0.678	2008	12	It begins. Do not talk about buglersimg, even in proper context.Moar "Whatever happened to...img?" (WAIT FOR IT)
1056	7	15	22.117	0.316	180	0.039	25.034	0.28	345	0.02	28.242	0.248	23.619	0.296	2008	12	Being touched upimg by Uncle Ed: a fate worse than deletion?
1057	41	45	22.11	1.854	180	0.228	25.034	1.638	345	0.119	28.253	1.451	23.63	1.735	2008	12	We were never at war with Eastasia.img
1058	36	36	22.133	1.627	180	0.2	25.034	1.438	345	0.104	28.265	1.274	23.641	1.523	2008	12	CPWebmaster:Tim, we may not be perfect, but we're the best out there - and everyone else will hate you and your moral beliefsimg. Tim: This place makes Jesus AND Reagan look bad by association.img
1059	24	28	22.146	1.084	180	0.133	25.034	0.959	345	0.07	28.276	0.849	23.652	1.015	2008	12	♥ K e n D o l l ♥ adds some dialogue of him flirting with a young lady to his talkpage, removes it, then deletesimg and recreates. Feeling guilty Ken?
1060	28	30	22.152	1.264	180	0.156	25.034	1.118	345	0.081	28.288	0.99	23.664	1.183	2008	12	Karajerk sets the toneimg for CP in 2009... MOAR HITLER! and bad spelingns. Update: You're welcome, Teacake.img Now fix the page title.
1061	7	21	22.159	0.316	180	0.039	25.034	0.28	345	0.02	28.299	0.247	23.675	0.296	2008	12	The perceptive and erudite TK says Happy New Years, Professor Poor!img
1062	23	29	22.158	1.038	180	0.128	25.034	0.919	345	0.067	28.31	0.812	23.686	0.971	2008	12	Hurricane Ed strikes the R.A. Salvatore article.img There were no survivors.img
1063	27	31	22.165	1.218	180	0.15	25.034	1.079	345	0.078	28.322	0.953	23.697	1.139	2008	12	Hurricane Ed strikes the correlation article.img There'simg noimg oneimg leftimg whoimg caresimg aboutimg thisimg
1065	45	45	22.173	2.029	180	0.25	25.034	1.798	345	0.13	28.345	1.588	23.719	1.897	2008	12	Andy's advice for the mentally ill? "Turn off the TV, stop reading the newspaper, and pick up a Bible."img Sure, because immersing themselves further in a fantasy world is just what those crazies need.
1066	17	21	22.196	0.766	180	0.094	25.034	0.679	345	0.049	28.356	0.6	23.73	0.716	2008	12	♥ K e n D o l l ♥ hopes that a domain squatter will "eat away at Wikipedia's market share"img. Did he not read the article he posted, or is this simply wishful thinking? UPDATE: Hang on, we can't have any criticisms of capitalismimg around here! Or maybe even "entrepreneurial capitalists" was too strong...img
1067	18	18	22.194	0.811	180	0.1	25.034	0.719	345	0.052	28.368	0.635	23.741	0.758	2008	12	Classic TK. He revertsimg Jessica's "revisionist" (the CIA is revisionist?) entry and replaces it with the "correct" reference... which states exactly what Jessica said in the first place. MOAR TeacaKe tries to censor the evidence of his getting pwnd on the talk page and Roger putsimg it back. Side Effect A very nice MYOBimg
1068	27	31	22.19	1.217	180	0.15	25.034	1.079	345	0.078	28.379	0.951	23.753	1.137	2008	12	Apparently, when a liberal runs for Governor without holding public office beforehand, he's a bozoimg but when a Republicanimg does it...img
1069	21	23	22.199	0.946	180	0.117	25.034	0.839	345	0.061	28.39	0.74	23.764	0.884	2008	12	The cost of branding PJR as a liberal: "I also know that a substantial percentage of YECs are liberal and did vote for Obama."img
1070	26	26	22.2	1.171	180	0.144	25.034	1.039	345	0.075	28.402	0.915	23.775	1.094	2008	12	Even with the typo in the title, this is still the most intelligent article on CP Update: the apostrophe is gone. Update2: DeanS deletesimg, restored by Assflyimg for its educational value. Update3: CPAdmin1 TimS returns just to tag the essay with {{speedy}}; Andy removes the tagimg only 11 minutes later. How's that for speedy?
1071	30	32	22.203	1.351	180	0.167	25.034	1.198	345	0.087	28.413	1.056	23.786	1.261	2008	12	Kenservative tells Andy that his views on US gun control are foolishimg!?!? Update: TK joins in:img "The Supreme Court of the United States has decided this issue!" End of discussion, one presumes. But hey, TK! The Supreme Court also said that banning abortion is unconstitutional. End of discussion?
1073	-1	23	22.213	-0.045	180	-0.006	25.034	-0.04	345	-0.003	28.436	-0.035	23.808	-0.042	2008	12	Aschlaf Y thinks Michelle Obama should take fashion adviceimg from Ann Coulter. Do I detect a hint of longing in your voice, Aschlaf?
1074	34	36	22.213	1.531	180	0.189	25.034	1.358	345	0.099	28.448	1.195	23.819	1.427	2008	12	A great commentimg, brought to you straight from Andyland. Update: Some liberalimg is about to get smacked down HARD for daring to imply that 10 idiots and a few dozen teenagers aren't doing a better job than the entirety of Wikipedia.
1075	17	19	22.227	0.765	180	0.094	25.034	0.679	345	0.049	28.459	0.597	23.831	0.713	2008	12	Self-proclaimed "fairly conservative Muslim-American" RonAbdulimg confronts Arrogant Andy over the "upside downimg" structure and uncited allegations in the public schoolsimg article. Andy returns, accusing Abdul of being closed-mindedimg. But it turns out that Andy is really the guilty oneimg. Who will win? Stay tuned for updates...
1076	15	19	22.224	0.675	180	0.083	25.034	0.599	345	0.043	28.47	0.527	23.842	0.629	2008	12	More beefimg with Comedy Central and Jon Stewart including the dubious 60% statistic.
1077	6	14	22.221	0.27	180	0.033	25.034	0.24	345	0.017	28.482	0.211	23.853	0.252	2008	12	It sure takes a lot of extreme lawyer thoughtimg for this Example of Bias!
1078	11	23	22.213	0.495	180	0.061	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	28.493	0.386	23.864	0.461	2008	12	Smells like a trapimg. Think they'll keep any reasonable "Yes" opinions up?
1079	11	15	22.213	0.495	180	0.061	25.034	0.439	345	0.032	28.505	0.386	23.875	0.461	2008	12	It's simple maths. Bush = America therefore Hating Bush = Hating America!img Yes, RickD...try telling that to 73% of the American population...
1080	10	16	22.207	0.45	180	0.056	29.797	0.336	334	0.03	28.516	0.351	23.887	0.419	2009	1	Is Religion Necessaryimg asks DeanS. A deep and profound question indeed, and I'm sure we can expect your answer to be a long and detailed analysis of the different arguments...
1081	25	25	22.201	1.126	180	0.139	29.797	0.839	334	0.075	28.528	0.876	23.898	1.046	2009	1	A new sheriffimg? Funimg! Funimg!
1082	23	27	22.203	1.036	180	0.128	29.797	0.772	334	0.069	28.539	0.806	23.909	0.962	2009	1	Ed: I'm not bitter, I'm Socratesimg.
1083	16	18	22.208	0.72	180	0.089	29.797	0.537	334	0.048	28.55	0.56	23.92	0.669	2009	1	Obey!img, Obey!img, Obey!img
1084	18	24	22.204	0.811	180	0.1	29.797	0.604	334	0.054	28.562	0.63	23.931	0.752	2009	1	Ed now presents Conservapedia as an alternative to professional medical careimg. We can have him arrested for this, right?
1085	12	22	22.206	0.54	180	0.067	29.797	0.403	334	0.036	28.573	0.42	23.943	0.501	2009	1	Me like learnin fingsimg
1086	34	34	22.205	1.531	180	0.189	29.797	1.141	334	0.102	28.585	1.189	23.954	1.419	2009	1	Proving once again that no matter how hard Andy tries, Ed will always be the Master of WTF: "And girls carrying machine guns are a great stopper against suicide bomb terrorists."img
1087	9	11	22.217	0.405	180	0.05	29.797	0.302	334	0.027	28.596	0.315	23.965	0.376	2009	1	Epitaphs appear on the graves of SamHBimg and ElizabethKimg, placed there by the self-styled executor of their estatesimg. Everything was burned and blocked within 4 minutes.
1088	18	20	22.206	0.811	180	0.1	29.797	0.604	334	0.054	28.608	0.629	23.976	0.751	2009	1	Use the word 'past' in a Biblical context? LIBRUL!img P.S. Could someone please call Andy a doctor?
1089	14	16	22.204	0.631	180	0.078	29.797	0.47	334	0.042	28.619	0.489	23.988	0.584	2009	1	Andy hates it when people use the (uncited) tag for uncited articlesimg.
1090	12	18	22.198	0.541	180	0.067	29.797	0.403	334	0.036	28.63	0.419	23.999	0.5	2009	1	Apparently there are deep symbolic implications to Michelle Obama's appearance.img So could you help us out a bit Andy, we were wondering if you could give us your expert opinion on some of these?
1091	12	12	22.194	0.541	180	0.067	29.797	0.403	334	0.036	28.642	0.419	24.01	0.5	2009	1	And it seems Conservapedia has left a moderate disillusioned and broken in spiritimg. At least he tried.UPDATE: Jesse C has removed the Parthian shotimg.
1092	37	39	22.184	1.668	180	0.206	29.797	1.242	334	0.111	28.653	1.291	24.021	1.54	2009	1	As ever, Andy failsimg to keep up with current developments in science.
1093	33	33	22.2	1.486	180	0.183	29.797	1.107	334	0.099	28.665	1.151	24.033	1.373	2009	1	Prêt-à -porter White House dress: $148......Oscar de la Renta dress: $3000......Andy starting a debate on fashionimg: Priceless
1094	15	19	22.21	0.675	180	0.083	29.797	0.503	334	0.045	28.676	0.523	24.044	0.624	2009	1	Andrew Schlafly, history teacher,declares that the past never existedimg. Update: "A good encyclopedia leaves it to the reader to draw the conclusions."img
1095	4	14	22.207	0.18	180	0.022	29.797	0.134	334	0.012	28.688	0.139	24.055	0.166	2009	1	"What my open mind would like to learn is what Conservative insights I can gain from such observations. I want to be set free by the truth": Andy's idea of pillow talk.img Too bad it's also parody.
1096	-2	14	22.2	-0.09	180	-0.011	29.797	-0.067	334	-0.006	28.699	-0.07	24.066	-0.083	2009	1	In a fit of ridiculousness TK deletes PalMD's user pageimg, a year and a half after blocking him initially.img That'll show him?
1097	48	48	22.192	2.163	180	0.267	29.797	1.611	334	0.144	28.71	1.672	24.078	1.994	2009	1	If liberals won't admit that they're liberal, Ed will just edit their talk comments to make them admit itimg. ShawnJ notices and changes it backimg. Silly Shawn, YOU aren't allowed to edit other people's comments!img
1098	21	25	22.216	0.945	180	0.117	29.797	0.705	334	0.063	28.722	0.731	24.089	0.872	2009	1	Democrats are so racist, they'll never accept an African American senator from Illinoisimg
1099	-15	19	22.219	-0.675	180	-0.083	29.797	-0.503	334	-0.045	28.733	-0.522	24.1	-0.622	2009	1	Come on Ed. She's a sysop now. Surely writing plansimg don't count anymore.
1100	4	12	22.216	0.18	180	0.022	29.797	0.134	334	0.012	28.745	0.139	24.112	0.166	2009	1	The Chinese government did something Andy likesimg. Seems he has more in common with those Godless communistsimg than he realized...
1101	11	17	22.206	0.495	180	0.061	29.797	0.369	334	0.033	28.756	0.383	24.123	0.456	2009	1	TK: "Now that I'm sysop after weaseling in again, let's make sure to erase all evidence of supportimg for other candidates!"
1102	1	13	22.201	0.045	180	0.006	29.797	0.034	334	0.003	28.767	0.035	24.134	0.041	2009	1	Well thank heavens for that!imgFor a moment I thought Conservapedia had truly lost its way.
1103	17	17	22.193	0.766	180	0.094	29.797	0.571	334	0.051	28.779	0.591	24.146	0.704	2009	1	But what's the cure!?img
1104	22	22	22.188	0.992	180	0.122	29.797	0.738	334	0.066	28.79	0.764	24.157	0.911	2009	1	Conservative decides that the previous image for the Evolutionimg article wasn't quite inflammatory enough for his liking...img
1105	12	12	22.188	0.541	180	0.067	29.797	0.403	334	0.036	28.802	0.417	24.168	0.497	2009	1	Andy with another one of his 'gems'img.....Yes dear, now you go and have a lie down
1106	5	15	22.178	0.225	180	0.028	29.797	0.168	334	0.015	28.813	0.174	24.18	0.207	2009	1	Conservapedia's harder imgtoimg getimg intoimg thanimg heaven!img
1107	17	17	22.171	0.767	180	0.094	29.797	0.571	334	0.051	28.825	0.59	24.191	0.703	2009	1	Conservapedia gets to work on this year's Christmas Card listimg
1108	16	16	22.167	0.722	180	0.089	29.797	0.537	334	0.048	28.836	0.555	24.202	0.661	2009	1	Andy: A BBC article tells the truth that liberals deny!img And here he almost had us convinced that the BBC were a pack of biased liberal scumbags!img
1109	13	15	22.161	0.587	180	0.072	29.797	0.436	334	0.039	28.847	0.451	24.214	0.537	2009	1	Conservapedia: A never-ending sourceimg of up-to-date and well-informed scientific statements. Have you guys been paying attention over the last 20 years?
1110	19	19	22.154	0.858	180	0.106	29.797	0.638	334	0.057	28.859	0.658	24.225	0.784	2009	1	That's 2 Gold stars from Andy:img one for randomly mentioning God, and one for spouting unsourced nonsense...keep up the good work MBBurke!
1111	9	11	22.151	0.406	180	0.05	29.797	0.302	334	0.027	28.87	0.312	24.236	0.371	2009	1	RickD continues with his attempts to insult everyoneimg who isn't RickD
1112	8	16	22.141	0.361	180	0.044	29.797	0.268	334	0.024	28.882	0.277	24.248	0.33	2009	1	Not their most imaginative lieimg, but some marks for stupidity still
1113	14	20	22.135	0.632	180	0.078	29.797	0.47	334	0.042	28.893	0.485	24.259	0.577	2009	1	Mmmmmm, lulz with a side order of more lulz.img But no sources please (sorry, couldn't resist)
1114	10	14	22.133	0.452	180	0.056	29.797	0.336	334	0.03	28.905	0.346	24.271	0.412	2009	1	Ed Poor: "Dear userimg who was banhammered a week ago..."img
1115	71	71	22.126	3.209	180	0.394	29.797	2.383	334	0.213	28.916	2.455	24.282	2.924	2009	1	BHarlan: "NASA does not accept YEC as truth and thus doesn't count as a reliable source."img Roger: "...wait, what?"img
1117	63	65	22.171	2.842	180	0.35	29.797	2.114	334	0.189	28.939	2.177	24.305	2.592	2009	1	Conservapedia old: Democrats are trying to get Burris in office on the basis of raceimg. Conservapedia new: Democrats are discriminating against Burris on the basis of raceimg.
1118	55	57	22.211	2.476	180	0.306	29.797	1.846	334	0.165	28.95	1.9	24.316	2.262	2009	1	Ed Poor, HIV denierimg.
1119	18	38	22.243	0.809	180	0.1	29.797	0.604	334	0.054	28.962	0.622	24.328	0.74	2009	1	Good work Ekeegan, that situationimg that never happened is really compelling evidence.
1120	-16	52	22.257	-0.719	180	-0.089	29.797	-0.537	334	-0.048	28.973	-0.552	24.339	-0.657	2009	1	Andy on the history of the English language now, getting it wrongimg of course.img The English language was apparently suddenly created in 1882img
1121	2	18	22.285	0.09	180	0.011	29.797	0.067	334	0.006	28.985	0.069	24.35	0.082	2009	1	Rational! Thinker! Now that was just asking for troubleimg
1122	26	30	22.281	1.167	180	0.144	29.797	0.873	334	0.078	28.996	0.897	24.362	1.067	2009	1	Now that's not at all like you, Conservativeimg...is everything okay? UPDATE: That's betterimg
1123	41	41	22.288	1.84	180	0.228	29.797	1.376	334	0.123	29.007	1.413	24.373	1.682	2009	1	Black holes: the publishing industry scamimg......thanks for the heads up Andy
1124	30	36	22.305	1.345	180	0.167	29.797	1.007	334	0.09	29.019	1.034	24.385	1.23	2009	1	Jpatt claims that there were more murders in Chicago than Baghdad last yearimg......Lie no.1: He actually means Iraq as a whole, Lie no.2: He's only counting US soldiers!! Actual number of war-related deaths in Iraq last year?...almost 7,500... UPDATE: you're getting there Jpattimg, but your geography/reading ability is still lacking...MORE: Jpatt finally gets it right,img only problem is, without the lies that story doesn't really have much of a point now does it?...AND MORE: Jpatt: oopsyimg.
1125	37	41	22.317	1.658	180	0.206	29.797	1.242	334	0.111	29.03	1.275	24.396	1.517	2009	1	Without Buglerimg, HelpJazzimg doesn't need to exist, neither.
1126	12	18	22.335	0.537	180	0.067	29.797	0.403	334	0.036	29.042	0.413	24.407	0.492	2009	1	A wise man once said; 'If you know nothing, copy and paste'img
1127	37	37	22.331	1.657	180	0.206	29.797	1.242	334	0.111	29.053	1.274	24.419	1.515	2009	1	So the name "Easter" is atheisticimg. Who woulda thunk it? (The name actually has pagan origins, although Conservapedia often regards that word as a synonym for atheistic.)
1128	27	29	22.344	1.208	180	0.15	29.797	0.906	334	0.081	29.065	0.929	24.43	1.105	2009	1	Ed Poor gets creepy againimg...and againimg. UPDATE Ed's Barbie nonsense is completely non-encyclopedicimg
1129	32	34	22.35	1.432	180	0.178	29.797	1.074	334	0.096	29.076	1.101	24.442	1.309	2009	1	Yet more blackimg holeimg stupidityimg from the experts at Conservapedia's stellar astronomy department
1130	21	25	22.361	0.939	180	0.117	29.797	0.705	334	0.063	29.087	0.722	24.453	0.859	2009	1	I can't believe it's not Sunday: It's Andy Insight Timeimg already! Insight within the insight: "Radar", "milquetoast", and "media" are all conservative words.img
1131	14	16	22.363	0.626	180	0.078	29.797	0.47	334	0.042	29.099	0.481	24.465	0.572	2009	1	Ed: "JArneal, don't point outimg that TK blatantly violated the official site standards. Have some ironyimg instead!" TK: "No, it's cool. After all, he's merely a subhumanimg who doesn't realize that our site standards only apply when it suits us."
1132	28	28	22.357	1.252	180	0.156	29.797	0.94	334	0.084	29.11	0.962	24.476	1.144	2009	1	Aziraphale: "Hey, TK, since you're banning peopleimg who belong to certain groups, you should banimg me, too." TK: "Allow me to missimg the subtle criticism and instead rantimg about how you are a pathetic asshole who chose to support liberal tyranny." Aziraphale: "...right."img Last wordism at work: I can still misinterpret youimg - and no oneimg will correct me! TK oops, to the memory holeimg! And Andy says black holes don't exist!
1133	35	37	22.362	1.565	180	0.194	29.797	1.175	334	0.105	29.122	1.202	24.488	1.429	2009	1	Got separation anxiety disorder, generalized anxiety disorder, social phobia, or "homicidal ideation"? No problem; Dr. Andy will prescribe you some faith pills!img
1135	21	23	22.376	0.939	180	0.117	29.797	0.705	334	0.063	29.145	0.721	24.511	0.857	2009	1	Perhaps the only time we'll ever agree with Andy...img
1136	15	21	22.376	0.67	180	0.083	29.797	0.503	334	0.045	29.156	0.514	24.522	0.612	2009	1	Andy's jealousy reachesimg newimg heightsimg!
1137	12	14	22.375	0.536	180	0.067	29.797	0.403	334	0.036	29.167	0.411	24.534	0.489	2009	1	Foxtrot joins in the new CP fad of talkingimg to the deadimg.
1138	20	24	22.368	0.894	180	0.111	29.797	0.671	334	0.06	29.179	0.685	24.545	0.815	2009	1	Err, I'm not sure if Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii. Oh wait, I'm not sure how to spell "allegedly"!img
1139	1	15	22.369	0.045	180	0.006	29.797	0.034	334	0.003	29.19	0.034	24.557	0.041	2009	1	Coming soon...the Hollywood Values category!img Oh wait, never mindimg.
1140	5	11	22.362	0.224	180	0.028	29.797	0.168	334	0.015	29.202	0.171	24.568	0.204	2009	1	Are you an AIDS denialist whose awwsum book doesn't have a Wikipedia entry? Feel free to cry about your frustrationsimg at "Examples of Bias in Wikipedia"!.
1141	-31	51	22.352	-1.387	180	-0.172	29.797	-1.04	334	-0.093	29.213	-1.061	24.58	-1.261	2009	1	GillianM, banned by JY23 for 'moronic vandalism.' Obviously she (?) hates cats:[1]img. MOAR KITTY!
1142	6	6	22.378	0.268	180	0.033	29.797	0.201	334	0.018	29.224	0.205	24.591	0.244	2009	1	Sigh....the edit description almost had me believing the edit might actual be reasonable....how wrong I wasimg
1143	16	16	22.363	0.715	180	0.089	29.797	0.537	334	0.048	29.236	0.547	24.603	0.65	2009	1	Andy: Everybody involved with the Pulitzer Prize is a reprobate, because a Pulitzer Prize winner was arrested for drunk driving.img More likely he is just sore because his ravings insightful Conservapedia articles will never win one.
1144	13	19	22.357	0.581	180	0.072	29.797	0.436	334	0.039	29.247	0.444	24.614	0.528	2009	1	Oh Andy,img is there anything you don't know?
1145	41	43	22.354	1.834	180	0.228	29.797	1.376	334	0.123	29.259	1.401	24.626	1.665	2009	1	Andy's got the Irony Meter, TK's got the Creepy Meter: Foxtrot: "Hey, a bunchimg of small questions, including one about your petty Helpjazz ban..." TK: "Silence!"img Foxtrot: "WTF?"img TK: "SILENCE!img I'm a sysop, I don't have to put upimg with people trying to contact me through my talk page! This sort of contactimg with me has to beimg behind closed doors!" Foxtrot: "Uhhhh... sure. Sure.img Whatever." The Ghost of Sysop Past: "*cough* Bullshit rule.img *cough*" TK: "Tim, you're clueless. Fox
1146	9	11	22.373	0.402	180	0.05	29.797	0.302	334	0.027	29.27	0.307	24.638	0.365	2009	1	Epic reading comprehension fail: "Ken, those main page images were too largeimg and screw up the layout. Keep them small." - "What did you say? Make them bigger?img Got it!"
1147	31	31	22.363	1.386	180	0.172	29.797	1.04	334	0.093	29.282	1.059	24.649	1.258	2009	1	Finally, some truth in advertising: "MYOB", "Contradicting Administrator" and "Removal of bullshit claims made by sysops and parodists valid content" becomeimg official block reasons. Update: Tim asks TKimg what rule he broke to deserve a block.img Luckily, TK made the rule official two whole minutes before blocking Tim (but an hour and 13 minutesimg after the offense).
1148	18	22	22.371	0.805	180	0.1	29.797	0.604	334	0.054	29.293	0.614	24.661	0.73	2009	1	Make a silly statement,img get a typically rude answerimg
1149	16	18	22.37	0.715	180	0.089	29.797	0.537	334	0.048	29.304	0.546	24.672	0.649	2009	1	A disgruntled ex-CPer makesimg a selfimg-fulfillingimg prophesy.
1150	28	28	22.366	1.252	180	0.156	29.797	0.94	334	0.084	29.316	0.955	24.684	1.134	2009	1	An article on words that 'don't yet exist'img....which also says that the phrase quote mining doesn't actually exist eitherimg.........surreal meets stupid over at Conservapedia
1152	22	22	22.371	0.983	180	0.122	29.797	0.738	334	0.066	29.339	0.75	24.707	0.89	2009	1	Apparently, Merriam-Webster has become the only dictionaryimg in existence. Otherwise, Andy would have realized that "term limit" has been in The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language for a good while, for example. Or maybe that one is a liberal dictionary? (Irony: The American Heritage Dictionary was first made as a conservative dictionary because some thought Webster's had become too "permissive.") It's not too late for a Sunday Insight yet, Andy! Come on, you can do it!
1153	10	16	22.371	0.447	180	0.056	29.797	0.336	334	0.03	29.35	0.341	24.719	0.405	2009	1	"Geo, your medalimg is hideous and looks like it has been photoshopped by a three-year-old, but it's the thought that counts,img so thanks! But hey, I'll buryimg it in the trophy room, hoping that nobody scrolls down that far.".....a sign of Christmas Campaign medal values?
1154	8	18	22.365	0.358	180	0.044	29.797	0.268	334	0.024	29.362	0.272	24.73	0.323	2009	1	(but if you oppose Sarah Palin. . .)img
1155	31	37	22.361	1.386	180	0.172	29.797	1.04	334	0.093	29.373	1.055	24.742	1.253	2009	1	Radarimg isimg aimg conservativeimg concept.img Naturally the liberal scientists still get all of the credit. UPDATE: Someone points out the assfly's mistake.img The assfly responds.img
1156	23	23	22.374	1.028	180	0.128	29.797	0.772	334	0.069	29.384	0.783	24.753	0.929	2009	1	Another generation saved from living long and healthy livesimg
1157	11	15	22.375	0.492	180	0.061	29.797	0.369	334	0.033	29.396	0.374	24.765	0.444	2009	1	'Linking atheism to scientific theory is nonsensicalimg....but we'llimg doimg itimg anyway'img
1158	5	19	22.368	0.224	180	0.028	29.797	0.168	334	0.015	29.407	0.17	24.777	0.202	2009	1	Aw! Innit cute? Look everybody, it's a baby Kenimg
1159	14	18	22.365	0.626	180	0.078	29.797	0.47	334	0.042	29.419	0.476	24.788	0.565	2009	1	Fox:img TK is an expert [..], having caught many masqueraders while at the helm. So, he got another oneimg!
1160	11	11	22.362	0.492	180	0.061	29.797	0.369	334	0.033	29.43	0.374	24.8	0.444	2009	1	Meritocracy in action: No matter how idiotic, it's notimg allowedimg to revertimg an edit by Joaquín "Must insert random images everywhere"img Martínez without asking for permission first. Oh, and there will be no discussionimg or justification.
1161	13	13	22.351	0.582	180	0.072	29.797	0.436	334	0.039	29.442	0.442	24.811	0.524	2009	1	TK is on a quest to block the whole worldimg.....and his little friend DeanS is along for the ride...img
1162	11	15	22.343	0.492	180	0.061	29.797	0.369	334	0.033	29.453	0.373	24.823	0.443	2009	1	BWatson openly accusesimg the President-elect of involvement in criminal activity....may I refer you to your own entry on libel?img UPDATE: It can't be! TK being reasonable?!img MORE: BWatson complainsimg (and manages to be libellous at the same time)
1163	4	16	22.337	0.179	180	0.022	29.797	0.134	334	0.012	29.464	0.136	24.835	0.161	2009	1	Joaquin Martinez says hiimg....to a user that has been blocked for two monthsimg
1164	30	34	22.331	1.343	180	0.167	29.797	1.007	334	0.09	29.476	1.018	24.846	1.207	2009	1	Women advised to get an abortion, women hustled into an abortion clinic at gunpoint: It's all the same to Conservapedia.img
1165	31	33	22.341	1.388	180	0.172	29.797	1.04	334	0.093	29.487	1.051	24.858	1.247	2009	1	Addison: "Teacake, you've just blockedimg the whole of Oxford University." TK: "lalalala can't hear youimg, too busy plotting the demise of CP, now I have new powahs."
1166	16	18	22.351	0.716	180	0.089	29.797	0.537	334	0.048	29.499	0.542	24.87	0.643	2009	1	"Politically correct" was a deceptive, nonsensical, liberal term invented by chairman Mao in 1936img, but right after its invention.. in Wisconsin.. it was immediately turned into a conservative term to mock liberalsimg... in 1983? What?
1167	35	35	22.347	1.566	180	0.194	29.797	1.175	334	0.105	29.51	1.186	24.881	1.407	2009	1	And with that, our hero executes a perfect Schlafly Slip. Notice the excellent form in demanding others accept his red herring point, his ironic typo while attacking another for being "nonsenical" and his insistence on using the labels he accepts. High degree of difficulty, Full marks!!img UPDATE: Bloxored! Andy wins!img
1168	20	22	22.358	0.895	180	0.111	29.797	0.671	334	0.06	29.522	0.677	24.893	0.803	2009	1	TK really doesn't wantimg anybody to apply for adminship...
1169	40	42	22.358	1.789	180	0.222	29.797	1.342	334	0.12	29.533	1.354	24.905	1.606	2009	1	Ken justimg keepsimg goingimg and goingimg and goingimg... UPDATE: and going...img
1170	-3	27	22.375	-0.134	180	-0.017	29.797	-0.101	334	-0.009	29.544	-0.102	24.916	-0.12	2009	1	Oh thisimg is going to be fun... UPDATE: No it's notimg :(
1171	-15	41	22.379	-0.67	180	-0.083	29.797	-0.503	334	-0.045	29.556	-0.508	24.928	-0.602	2009	1	'I'm sorry, will you forgive me like a good Christian?'img........Noimg
1172	41	43	22.396	1.831	180	0.228	29.797	1.376	334	0.123	29.567	1.387	24.94	1.644	2009	1	Andy's newest brainwave bright idea thing: a "Linguistic Analysis"img of Presidential Candidates. We don't need to listen to and understand what they're talking about to know how conservative they are; just count the number of times they repeat buzzwords like "dumb down", "quota", "grassroots" and even "phonics".
1173	32	32	22.414	1.428	180	0.178	29.797	1.074	334	0.096	29.579	1.082	24.951	1.282	2009	1	Financial scandal...Billions lost...Suicide.....'But on the upside!'img
1174	42	56	22.422	1.873	180	0.233	29.797	1.41	334	0.126	29.59	1.419	24.963	1.682	2009	1	Andy: "Abstinence is the only way to prevent HPV!img TheGuy: "Not quite...img" Andy: "La la la la!img I can't hear you!img" ETrundel: "Me neither!img"
1175	31	37	22.452	1.381	180	0.172	29.797	1.04	334	0.093	29.602	1.047	24.975	1.241	2009	1	Karajou finks "a bad call by an Australian surfing instructor"img represents "the idiocy of teachers today"
1176	25	27	22.464	1.113	180	0.139	29.797	0.839	334	0.075	29.613	0.844	24.987	1.001	2009	1	A new term for someone who denies the effectiveness of abstinence? (effectiveness at what, he doesn't say)...abstinence-denierimg ..............Genius, thy name is Andy UPDATE: Jpatt gets in on the fun serious political analysisimg
1177	48	54	22.468	2.136	180	0.267	29.797	1.611	334	0.144	29.624	1.62	24.998	1.92	2009	1	Well, at least Obama was closer with his 57 statesimg...to be fair, they have only been working on this article for 20 months.img UPDATE: You're almost there AddisonDM, but you're still missing one!img....and I'm not going to tell you which! :D MOAR! Well done!img
1178	77	79	22.496	3.423	180	0.428	29.797	2.584	334	0.231	29.636	2.598	25.01	3.079	2009	1	Andy takes on the myth of rape: Do the math, and you'll see it's more likely to be struck by lightningimg KevinS does the math, and no, it's notimg Andy: lalalalalalalaimg.
1179	26	34	22.546	1.153	180	0.144	29.797	0.873	334	0.078	29.647	0.877	25.022	1.039	2009	1	A brand new conservative wordimg from a brand new Conservapedia admin: militant gay!img A militant gay is a gay person that wants equal rights. Just like uppity black people in the sixties.
1180	22	32	22.556	0.975	180	0.122	29.797	0.738	334	0.066	29.659	0.742	25.034	0.879	2009	1	Andy has stopped even trying to make sense: "You say you're against abortion, but so do many liberals who favor taxpayer-funded abortion.img"
1181	15	23	22.564	0.665	180	0.083	29.797	0.503	334	0.045	29.67	0.506	25.045	0.599	2009	1	Radical white supremacist group "Christian Identity is lib-burr-ullimg" And so was HITLER!!!!1!
1182	45	51	22.564	1.994	180	0.25	29.797	1.51	334	0.135	29.681	1.516	25.057	1.796	2009	1	Jinxy weighs inimg on the abstinence debate (with one of the strangest analogies you are ever likely to read). Andy repliesimg obviously not understanding (or not even reading) Jinx's example.
1183	18	26	22.589	0.797	180	0.1	29.797	0.604	334	0.054	29.693	0.606	25.069	0.718	2009	1	TK gets mad and throws random criticisms at Obama's radical new idea; "equality"img EDIT: And it's an example of deceit, because Obama had...always said he'd do it???.
1184	39	39	22.592	1.726	180	0.217	29.797	1.309	334	0.117	29.704	1.313	25.081	1.555	2009	1	Another inevitable...errrr...insight from Andy - prepare for Obamaspeak!img.
1185	23	25	22.606	1.017	180	0.128	29.797	0.772	334	0.069	29.716	0.774	25.092	0.917	2009	1	A year and a half laterimg (and one day after it was reported at RW) someone fixesimg another quality Ed stub article .
1186	20	20	22.608	0.885	180	0.111	29.797	0.671	334	0.06	29.727	0.673	25.104	0.797	2009	1	Where apparently clueless liberals like Karajou see trollingimg, true conservatives like Foxtrot see a potential insight.img
1187	59	59	22.606	2.61	180	0.328	29.797	1.98	334	0.177	29.739	1.984	25.116	2.349	2009	1	"Hermaphrodites: further proof against evolution"img.......WHAT!?.........Conservapedia: because your brain deserves a break
1188	25	27	22.638	1.104	180	0.139	29.797	0.839	334	0.075	29.75	0.84	25.128	0.995	2009	1	Jpatt: PART 1: "there are high incidences of STDs in the gay population"img....Conclusion?: "Abandon 'immoral' gay lifestyle to live a long and healthy life".... PART 2: "There are high incidences of STDs in the African-American population".....Conclusion?: thankfully Jpatt doesn't dare to reach a similar conclusion on that one...instead he's simply leaving us with some implied racism. UPDATE Well it's good to know at least one person over at CP has enough decency to question the wordingimg MOAR
1189	26	30	22.641	1.148	180	0.144	29.797	0.873	334	0.078	29.761	0.874	25.139	1.034	2009	1	Michael Moore is rude, so it is important to criticize himimg for being a fattyimg.
1190	8	18	22.648	0.353	180	0.044	29.797	0.268	334	0.024	29.773	0.269	25.151	0.318	2009	1	Somebody clarifies a couple thingsimg for the illiterate Assfly. How long until he gets the classic "whoops, but whatever, here is some arithmetic"img retort? Sidenote: One wonders why Teh Fly prefers the 2+2 analogy over 1+1... An obvious but likely explanation is that the latter was first introduced by a dirty lib'rul!
1191	-10	36	22.644	-0.442	180	-0.056	29.797	-0.336	334	-0.03	29.784	-0.336	25.163	-0.397	2009	1	An entry not on the the myth of AIDS, the Muslimness of Barack Obama or the evilness of liberals? NOT EDUCATIONAL!img
1192	51	51	22.655	2.251	180	0.283	29.797	1.712	334	0.153	29.796	1.712	25.175	2.026	2009	1	The Assfly declares American Indians crossing the Bering Straitimg to be liberal claptrapimg Update: In a flurry of anthropological discovery, Andy uses The Googles to find the differencesimg between Asians and American Indians.
1193	3	29	22.68	0.132	180	0.017	29.797	0.101	334	0.009	29.807	0.101	25.187	0.119	2009	1	An advert suggesting that people should enjoy their lives?....sickening!img. UPDATE: Andy seconds thatimg
1194	-3	15	22.685	-0.132	180	-0.017	29.797	-0.101	334	-0.009	29.819	-0.101	25.198	-0.119	2009	1	Boy George, a man with nothing to do with Hollywood at all, but of course he's been naughty so it must be a sign of Hollywood Values!img
1195	-13	25	22.679	-0.573	180	-0.072	29.797	-0.436	334	-0.039	29.83	-0.436	25.21	-0.516	2009	1	MrFang provides CP'ers a useful suggestionimg so TK slams down the banhammerimg
1196	3	11	22.681	0.132	180	0.017	29.797	0.101	334	0.009	29.841	0.101	25.222	0.119	2009	1	Remember, thisimg is the same man who is constantly banging on about the use of language.
1197	22	24	22.671	0.97	180	0.122	29.797	0.738	334	0.066	29.853	0.737	25.234	0.872	2009	1	TK manages to rid Conservapedia of whatever shred of something vaguely resembling decency it still had left lying around, with this comment regarding African-American peopleimg
1198	28	34	22.672	1.235	180	0.156	29.797	0.94	334	0.084	29.864	0.938	25.246	1.109	2009	1	After "teaching" American History, Andy is prepared to fail at another class.img Do you enjoy failing AP exams? Do you like it when boys are given different tests than girls? Sign up today!
1199	45	49	22.682	1.984	180	0.25	29.797	1.51	334	0.135	29.876	1.506	25.258	1.782	2009	1	The Daily Mail isn't Conservativeimg enough for the Assfly. The. Daily. Mail.
1200	33	35	22.704	1.453	180	0.183	29.797	1.107	334	0.099	29.887	1.104	25.269	1.306	2009	1	Meritocracy in action! After 20 monthsimg, nearly 6000 edits, 644 new articles, 47 templates, 83 self-made images and 282 vandal blocksimg it's time for a promotionimg. (well, he is British)
1201	18	18	22.715	0.792	180	0.1	29.797	0.604	334	0.054	29.899	0.602	25.281	0.712	2009	1	Sunday comes earlyimg this week.
1202	30	32	22.711	1.321	180	0.167	29.797	1.007	334	0.09	29.91	1.003	25.293	1.186	2009	1	It's onlyimg a commonimg fallacyimg ifimg conservapediaimg doesn'timg useimg itimg.
1203	30	32	22.719	1.32	180	0.167	29.797	1.007	334	0.09	29.921	1.003	25.305	1.186	2009	1	Smackdownimg. Which jerk-off Schlafly brother is going to win this one? UPDATE And with this reply from Andy,img we can finally call the result.....Roger wins!
1204	40	42	22.727	1.76	180	0.222	29.797	1.342	334	0.12	29.933	1.336	25.317	1.58	2009	1	Karajou is a geniusimg. Reallyimg. Update: The word is jerkimg, not genius. Reallyimg.
1205	14	22	22.743	0.616	180	0.078	29.797	0.47	334	0.042	29.944	0.468	25.329	0.553	2009	1	Obama is such a master of deceitimg that he tried to trick us into thinking that Israel is its own friend. Update: TK either critically failed a Reading Comprehension roll or critically succeeded a Bluff roll as he somehow hidesimg behindimg Ed's seniority, even though all Ed didimg was to wikilinkimg two terms. Addison still apologizesimg to Ed. Update: Addison goes into a briefimg revertimg warimg with himself and ends up removing his apology!
1206	24	26	22.743	1.055	180	0.133	29.797	0.805	334	0.072	29.956	0.801	25.341	0.947	2009	1	Don't you just loveimg Sundays imgon CP?
1207	15	19	22.745	0.659	180	0.083	29.797	0.503	334	0.045	29.967	0.501	25.353	0.592	2009	1	I'm sure thisimg list will fill out soon. Update: Nopeimg, it's irrelevant because conservatives don't careimg about the human rights of suspected terrorists.
1208	22	24	22.742	0.967	180	0.122	29.797	0.738	334	0.066	29.979	0.734	25.364	0.867	2009	1	McCain/Palin: Not quite as liberal as Obama, but not really conservative,img either. Just who is this "John McCain" anyway?
1209	15	17	22.743	0.66	180	0.083	29.797	0.503	334	0.045	29.99	0.5	25.376	0.591	2009	1	Qui? Our Gal Jess movesimg one of Ed Poor's favorite "articles" to the essay space... where it belongs, yes, but a first for Conservapedia.
1210	24	28	22.738	1.055	180	0.133	29.797	0.805	334	0.072	30.001	0.8	25.388	0.945	2009	1	Do Tell, oh wonder admin Teacake. When uploadingimg this pic, what part of "Copyright © 2009 mmaexperts.net. All Rights Reserved." did you think constitutes "fair use?"
1212	22	28	22.743	0.967	180	0.122	29.797	0.738	334	0.066	30.024	0.733	25.412	0.866	2009	1	Wait... inserting Hitler pics is now a blockableimg offense? Oh dear. Bye, bye Ken. EXTRA LULZ: The Hitler pic insertion was actually done by someone else. Go look at the edit historyimg. Way to go, Teacake!
1213	-18	26	22.747	-0.791	180	-0.1	29.797	-0.604	334	-0.054	30.036	-0.599	25.424	-0.708	2009	1	You better think before entering a risque edit summaryimg, or else you'll just look like an ignorant fool.
1214	15	19	22.75	0.659	180	0.083	29.797	0.503	334	0.045	30.047	0.499	25.436	0.59	2009	1	Either Addison is being very bold, or he just stepped onto a landmine. (Images: Full diff and cropped version) UPDATE: Sadly, to avoid the appearance of having evolved a spine, AddisonDM just nukedimg the entire page.
1215	39	39	22.747	1.715	180	0.217	29.797	1.309	334	0.117	30.059	1.297	25.448	1.533	2009	1	Schlafly teaches world history! Lesson one: creationist propagandaimg: "When did mankind first begin? There is no reliable evidence of man existing before 3500 B.C." Except, you know, those bones & things...
1216	81	83	22.761	3.559	180	0.45	29.797	2.718	334	0.243	30.07	2.694	25.46	3.181	2009	1	Andy's final exam in American Historyimg is up, and it doesn't disappoint in stereotyping! Question The Last - please fill in the blank: Boys like sports and girls like easy questions. Correct! These stereotypes are growing rapidly! MOAR: When askedimg about gender segregation, Andyimg actsimg likeimg animg assimg. Oh, and TK has to kiss some assimg while he can. Update CiaraTo makes what is probably her lastimg post on CP.
1217	30	32	22.812	1.315	180	0.167	29.797	1.007	334	0.09	30.081	0.997	25.472	1.178	2009	1	Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Dayimg from Conservapedia!
1218	16	22	22.819	0.701	180	0.089	29.797	0.537	334	0.048	30.093	0.532	25.484	0.628	2009	1	TK changes the CP definition of "statutory rape" from "seducing a child" to "coercing a child".img Good on TK. Now I'll give you three guesses whose creepy uncle wrote the old definition. Hey, you got it first try.img
1219	-3	37	22.819	-0.131	180	-0.017	29.797	-0.101	334	-0.009	30.104	-0.1	25.496	-0.118	2009	1	Andy: Can you get 100% on my exam?img (Going by previous experience, /dev/random could probably get 100% on one of Andy's exams...)
1221	11	11	22.831	0.482	180	0.061	29.797	0.369	334	0.033	30.127	0.365	25.52	0.431	2009	1	Shocking news: Andy thinks Obama's Inaugural Address will be stupidimg. Don't expect Andy to say something substantive (like Ronald Reagan!).
1222	4	4	22.821	0.175	180	0.022	29.797	0.134	334	0.012	30.138	0.133	25.532	0.157	2009	1	Conservapedia's Inaugural Addressimg article skips famous, well-known quotes, and instead mines for any mention of God. But Gerald Ford never gave an inaugural address; his God-quote is from the speech in which he says "[this is] not an inaugural address".
1223	14	16	22.805	0.614	180	0.078	29.797	0.47	334	0.042	30.15	0.464	25.543	0.548	2009	1	And there it is, the expected news item by Andy about the inaugurationimg and its bitterness doesn't disappoint. Obama's first expected official order? Use your money to pay foreign baby murderers!........and of course the crowds were nowhere near as big as the predictions he pulled out of his arse obtained from the liberal media. Update: Andy prefersimg the New York Times over Fox News!?
1224	23	23	22.799	1.009	180	0.128	29.797	0.772	334	0.069	30.161	0.763	25.555	0.9	2009	1	Saboteurimg and parodistimg wheelimg warimg.
1225	12	16	22.799	0.526	180	0.067	29.797	0.403	334	0.036	30.173	0.398	25.567	0.469	2009	1	Well, CP has started as it means to continue for the next 4 (hopefully 8) years.....Although apparently Obama's not even the President yet?!img BHarlan, do 'enlighten' usimg......
1226	4	20	22.794	0.175	180	0.022	29.797	0.134	334	0.012	30.184	0.133	25.579	0.156	2009	1	CWood1 complains about the CP 'Edit Nazis', gets his complaint deletedimg. Way to prove his point, ETrundel. Annnnd.... Blockedimg. That'll teach him to try to improve articles!
1227	31	35	22.791	1.36	180	0.172	29.797	1.04	334	0.093	30.196	1.027	25.591	1.211	2009	1	Andy: "You got 14 out of 62 questions wrong. And this cluelessness explains why you're a liberal."img
1228	25	31	22.802	1.096	180	0.139	29.797	0.839	334	0.075	30.207	0.828	25.603	0.976	2009	1	A new, even stricter naming policy?img
1229	29	29	22.808	1.271	180	0.161	29.797	0.973	334	0.087	30.218	0.96	25.615	1.132	2009	1	In a rit of fealous jage, Schlafly declares Obama as "Bill Clinton without the political skill".img The next 4 years will be bitter indeed.
1230	45	47	22.814	1.973	180	0.25	29.797	1.51	334	0.135	30.23	1.489	25.627	1.756	2009	1	Congratulations, Conservapedia, on your first hit listimg! (See previous)
1231	18	30	22.834	0.788	180	0.1	29.797	0.604	334	0.054	30.241	0.595	25.64	0.702	2009	1	The Ass says that not calling the mentally retarded idiotsimg is just political correctness.
1232	13	19	22.84	0.569	180	0.072	29.797	0.436	334	0.039	30.253	0.43	25.652	0.507	2009	1	'Evil liberal teachers censor Obama criticism'img...not only does the article say the same thing about Bush, but the article is actually about preventing racism towards Obama...so what is CP advocating exactly?
1233	28	30	22.837	1.226	180	0.156	29.797	0.94	334	0.084	30.264	0.925	25.664	1.091	2009	1	New Conservative meanings. Not abducting people, avoiding torture and refusing to use kangaroo courts is, of course, "coddling"img
1234	-5	27	22.843	-0.219	180	-0.028	29.797	-0.168	334	-0.015	30.276	-0.165	25.676	-0.195	2009	1	Andy on Jan 21: I'm the only "real" historian hereimg. Take that CPalmer, PJR,... and Andy on Jan 20img.
1235	8	14	22.846	0.35	180	0.044	29.797	0.268	334	0.024	30.287	0.264	25.688	0.311	2009	1	Andy evidently reads RationalWiki, as he wants to add "Mobocracy"img to his best new conservative word list.
1237	13	17	22.839	0.569	180	0.072	29.797	0.436	334	0.039	30.31	0.429	25.712	0.506	2009	1	TeaCake seems to be bitter about the Democrat President...no, not 'that one'...that oneimg...along with a bit of libel in the edit summary too courtesy of TKimg
1238	13	15	22.834	0.569	180	0.072	29.797	0.436	334	0.039	30.321	0.429	25.724	0.505	2009	1	It was bound to happen: New Liberal Termsimg! Among them are Roosevelt's "America-first" priorityimg, "mean-spirited" as a synonym for Conservative somehow, and a "politically correct attempt" to equate workplace problems as "indecent assault"img. Many definitions come from Don Feder's "LIB SPEAK – A LEXICON FOR THE AGE OF OBAMA."
1239	55	55	22.827	2.409	180	0.306	29.797	1.846	334	0.165	30.333	1.813	25.736	2.137	2009	1	Ed movesimg the Obama article to "Barack Hussein Obama". How long until he moves the other presidents like George Walker Bush or William Jefferson Clinton? Oh, wait, almost forgot that those guys don't have Evil Muslim Middle Names CP needs to emphasize. Bonus Lulz: The move causes CP's Redirect Fixing Bot to go wild and vandalizeimg the Main Page.
1240	28	32	22.854	1.225	180	0.156	29.797	0.94	334	0.084	30.344	0.923	25.748	1.087	2009	1	TK: "I'd like you to take the timeimg to learn the Babylon 5 Conservapedia mantra: TK is always right. I will listen to TK. I will not ignore TK's recommendations. TK is god. And, if this ever happens again, TK will personally rip your lungs out!"
1241	10	18	22.862	0.437	180	0.056	29.797	0.336	334	0.03	30.356	0.329	25.76	0.388	2009	1	A Dutch court prosecutes a politician for calling the Koran a "fascist book." Had the politician said that of the Bible, Conservapedia would likely be cheering the court on, but TK, for some reason, calls the court's action "liberal lunacy."img
1243	31	37	22.858	1.356	180	0.172	29.797	1.04	334	0.093	30.378	1.02	25.784	1.202	2009	1	CP thinks the whole Hurricane Katrina disaster was rather 'petty'img.....but some misspelled name labels in the White House Press Office?img 'Now that's real news!'
1244	10	20	22.869	0.437	180	0.056	29.797	0.336	334	0.03	30.39	0.329	25.796	0.388	2009	1	CP: "Should we go with the inspirational fact that Obama's inauguration makes him the first African American President in our nation's history?" "Nah, let's go with the falling stock markets instead,img it's not like that's ever happened before" "Hey! I've got another great idea, let's use this news article, which has absolutely no mention of stock markets at all, to support that point!" "Genius!"
1245	64	78	22.867	2.799	180	0.356	29.797	2.148	334	0.192	30.401	2.105	25.808	2.48	2009	1	The Obama-bashing gets ever more hysterical. Now he is supposed to be Muslim because he "non-dance-danced" at the inaugural ball, and his well-known morning workouts at the gym have been revealed to be secret Muslim prayer sessionsimg, facing Mecca of course. They don't seem to like this guy.
1246	32	36	22.913	1.397	180	0.178	29.797	1.074	334	0.096	30.413	1.052	25.821	1.239	2009	1	By popular demand, here is some MOAR HITLER!!!!1!!ONE!!!1img courtesy of ♥ K e n D o l l ♥.
1247	42	44	22.924	1.832	180	0.233	29.797	1.41	334	0.126	30.424	1.38	25.833	1.626	2009	1	Darwin got something wrong, ergo obviously evolution was cooked up in a conspiracy to hide the real truth: the whole Bible is fact!img
1248	76	80	22.941	3.313	180	0.422	29.797	2.551	334	0.228	30.436	2.497	25.845	2.941	2009	1	Assorted Parodists: "Obama didn't use a Bible when he took his oath in private - he's a Muslim non-President!"Karajou: "Obama took the oath properly the second time, since the Bible is not needed. Case closedimg"TK: "This is a non-issueimg"Andy (arriving late to the party): "Breaking News!img Obama didn't use a Bible when he took his real oath in private!"
1249	80	84	22.988	3.48	180	0.444	29.797	2.685	334	0.24	30.447	2.628	25.857	3.094	2009	1	Andy on the March for Control of Women's BodiesLife: People as far as the eye can see! Elbow to Elbow!img (hic) (cup) (follow the diffs) Andy on the Inauguration: Net Exodus from DC!img Less than the liberal media predicted!img Note: March crowd estimate: 100,000 Inaugural crowd estimate: 1.8 million
1250	13	19	23.039	0.564	180	0.072	29.797	0.436	334	0.039	30.458	0.427	25.869	0.503	2009	1	TK enforces a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to reverting stuffimg CP doesn't like: "If you don't knowimg how to use the Undo link and fail to remove all of it, you're part of a tag-team." Result: Banhammerimg ("Oh, and let's not forget the 8,192 IPsimg he used!") and a Deep Burn - because we know that the average CP sysop can't be arsed to actually read articles to check if they're okay or not.
1251	21	23	23.036	0.912	180	0.117	29.797	0.705	334	0.063	30.47	0.689	25.881	0.811	2009	1	AddisonDM: "Monkey seeimg, monkey do.img" And the redirect bot goes nuts.img Again.img In the meantime, somebody asked Edimg why he moved the Obama article in the first place and whether this is a new rule. Ed: "LOL, I dunno."img Update: TK to the rescue: "We use the most widely used version of the name. Except for Barack HUSSEIN Obama.img"
1252	3	17	23.036	0.13	180	0.017	29.797	0.101	334	0.009	30.481	0.098	25.893	0.116	2009	1	Karajou to DReynolds: "DIE, DIE, DIE!"img - TK to DReynolds, almost two days later: "Greetings, fellow editor!"img
1253	-15	21	23.031	-0.651	180	-0.083	29.797	-0.503	334	-0.045	30.493	-0.492	25.905	-0.579	2009	1	TK can't make up his mind: Is Al Franken a liberalimg or a socialistimg?
1254	-2	20	23.029	-0.087	180	-0.011	29.797	-0.067	334	-0.006	30.504	-0.066	25.918	-0.077	2009	1	Teacake's being way too obviousimg again.
1255	7	13	23.026	0.304	180	0.039	29.797	0.235	334	0.021	30.516	0.229	25.93	0.27	2009	1	CP suggesting Obama might do something right?! Seeing is believing...img
1256	38	42	23.018	1.651	180	0.211	29.797	1.275	334	0.114	30.527	1.245	25.942	1.465	2009	1	PJR proclaims to the world, "I don't understand scienceimg" World reports little surprise. Update He shouts it againimg, for emphasis. World remains unsurprised.
1257	-13	23	23.034	-0.564	180	-0.072	29.797	-0.436	334	-0.039	30.538	-0.426	25.954	-0.501	2009	1	Atten...shun! Vandals....at the ready!img
1258	27	31	23.034	1.172	180	0.15	29.797	0.906	334	0.081	30.55	0.884	25.966	1.04	2009	1	Foxtrot's background in maths: 4 = 2 * 3img Update! We have a reader!img - wigo entry: 16:24h, correction at CP: 16:30h
1259	53	53	23.04	2.3	180	0.294	29.797	1.779	334	0.159	30.561	1.734	25.978	2.04	2009	1	After Wonkette showcases a CP article, TK engagesimg in damage control, saying that "Conservapedia in no way sanctioned it"... which would be a lot more believable if Senior Sysop DeanS hadn't impliedimg his okay by only reverting a single edit in it, leaving the rest untouched. UPDATE: TK is quick to blockimg the Internet Parodist/Vandal (or perhaps the political terrorist) who created the article.
1260	54	58	23.065	2.341	180	0.3	29.797	1.812	334	0.162	30.573	1.766	25.991	2.078	2009	1	Andy: The Virginia Tech shootings weren't due to "mental insanity," but to the school curriculum. His proof?img Another Virginia Tech student has decapitated someone with a knife. Apparently he wasn't crazy either.
1261	13	17	23.093	0.563	180	0.072	29.797	0.436	334	0.039	30.584	0.425	26.003	0.5	2009	1	Ed briefly confused his CP and WP accounts and says on CP that "a neutral presentation of competing ideas empowers the reader to see for himself which is closer to reality."img Which explains nicely why CP has absolutely no interest in allowing NPOV in their articles.
1262	34	36	23.088	1.473	180	0.189	29.797	1.141	334	0.102	30.595	1.111	26.015	1.307	2009	1	DeanS, Compassionate Conservative: "Hey Joaquín! Didn't you forget to make fun of dead civilians?img"
1263	30	34	23.099	1.299	180	0.167	29.797	1.007	334	0.09	30.607	0.98	26.027	1.153	2009	1	If it's Sunday, it must be insight day! Asks Andy, "Does Conservapedia simulate a principled open mind?"img Gee, Andy, I dunno... do principled open minds kill opposing viewpoints on sight, and ruthlessly shoehorn every school of human thought into a narrow, dogmatic, unflinching paradigm?
1264	84	92	23.108	3.635	180	0.467	29.797	2.819	334	0.251	30.618	2.743	26.039	3.226	2009	1	Andy at his finestimg: "You miss the point. No Christian or atheist would likely use the phrase "my Muslim faith" in any context". Whoops, guess Andy is a secret Muslim after all!
1265	39	43	23.164	1.684	180	0.217	29.797	1.309	334	0.117	30.63	1.273	26.052	1.497	2009	1	Bushismsimg? Non-encyclopedicimg. Obama-ismsimg? Something completely differentimg! And why? "Just because. Now go away."img
1266	-29	45	23.18	-1.251	180	-0.161	29.797	-0.973	334	-0.087	30.641	-0.946	26.064	-1.113	2009	1	Conservativeimg hasn'timg figuredimg outimg theimg previewimg buttonimg yet.img
1267	30	32	23.198	1.293	180	0.167	29.797	1.007	334	0.09	30.653	0.979	26.076	1.15	2009	1	At Wikipedia, edits may soon have to be approved by a "trusted team of editors." Andy complains about thisimg (Snapshot of the main page item in question), overloading a number of irony metersimg.
1268	84	98	23.205	3.62	180	0.467	29.797	2.819	334	0.251	30.664	2.739	26.088	3.22	2009	1	What is going on at CP? NOTHING is going on at CP, because Andy done broke it. Again. UPDATE: It's back... sort ofimg with a redirect to another site, and a week-old backup. UPDATE: it's back, but they need MOAR BANDWIDTH. And the inactivity continues... UPDATE: It's backimg, sort of.
1269	41	47	23.266	1.762	180	0.228	29.797	1.376	334	0.123	30.675	1.337	26.101	1.571	2009	1	Less than nothing. As of approximately 3:30PM EST, 27 January 2009 CE AD, both www.conservapedia.com and www.conservativeencyclopedia.com are unreachable. Update: They're back up (for now), but they've lost all the edits made since January 19th. Transparency, thy name isn't CP: No explanation of what happened. CPWebmaster merely says that they're upgradingimg while Andy's first edit is to much improveimg his World History Whitewash project.
1270	12	20	23.286	0.515	180	0.067	29.797	0.403	334	0.036	30.687	0.391	26.113	0.46	2009	1	After a day and a half's downtime and the loss of a week's work, the site is alive again, and the wandalism starts comingimg, and comingimg and ... (please expand)
1271	18	24	23.283	0.773	180	0.1	29.797	0.604	334	0.054	30.698	0.586	26.125	0.689	2009	1	Tales Of The Smooth Restore: Meet everybody's favorite sysop, Joaquín Martínezimg. Moar Help! Let me in!img
1272	12	24	23.284	0.515	180	0.067	29.797	0.403	334	0.036	30.71	0.391	26.137	0.459	2009	1	"conservapedia.com"? Proceed.img Update! Now you cannot proceed because Conservapedia has become a 90s-era computing file organizer.img And now they're back.
1273	4	18	23.284	0.172	180	0.022	29.797	0.134	334	0.012	30.721	0.13	26.15	0.153	2009	1	'The free market is under threat thanks to them liberals!'img Because as we all know, the free market is working out perfectly just the way it is.....
1274	43	45	23.28	1.847	180	0.239	29.797	1.443	334	0.129	30.733	1.399	26.162	1.644	2009	1	Andy the Leader. So what if you've just lost a week's work? I'm sure it wasn't any goodimg anyway. Besides, all real conservatives were in Washington with meimg protesting Roe v. Wade.
1275	32	32	23.297	1.374	180	0.178	29.797	1.074	334	0.096	30.744	1.041	26.174	1.223	2009	1	Love your enemiesimg? Where did you get that ideaimg?
1276	11	27	23.304	0.472	180	0.061	29.797	0.369	334	0.033	30.755	0.358	26.186	0.42	2009	1	Factsimg on conservapedia? Andy says "no thanksimg".
1277	27	29	23.307	1.158	180	0.15	29.797	0.906	334	0.081	30.767	0.878	26.199	1.031	2009	1	CP has its priorities in order for recovering data after the crash: Obama's page still says he "likely will be the First Muslim President", but his name is Barack Hussein Obama again.img
1278	1	27	23.312	0.043	180	0.006	29.797	0.034	334	0.003	30.778	0.032	26.211	0.038	2009	1	Isn't it improbable that God "just happened", without having been designed by an even higher power? Not on Conservapedia.img
1279	13	21	23.315	0.558	180	0.072	29.797	0.436	334	0.039	30.79	0.422	26.223	0.496	2009	1	Judging from the tone and "You're free to leave!" attitude, Iduan is apparently hopingimg to get Edit Rights again. Update: Yep, definitelyimg aiming for more rights. More: Good thingimg that his parole went from this to thisimg, huh?
1280	41	45	23.313	1.759	180	0.228	29.797	1.376	334	0.123	30.801	1.331	26.236	1.563	2009	1	When it happens on Bush's watch, Conservapedia cheers.img When it happens on Obama's watch, Conservapedia screams like a stuck pig.img
1281	22	28	23.331	0.943	180	0.122	29.797	0.738	334	0.066	30.813	0.714	26.248	0.838	2009	1	Andy stumpsimg for his World History class: "For those who want to forever [sic] remain ignorant, return to watching Comedy Central." He is apparently unaware that his classes have more giggle-value than most Comedy Central shows.
1282	57	59	23.334	2.443	180	0.317	29.797	1.913	334	0.171	30.824	1.849	26.26	2.171	2009	1	Andy tries his best to forget that whole 'list thing'img. Update: It's back up! Burn, baby, burn!img Proposed for speedy delete due to "National security concerns" - CALL TEH FBI!! UPDATE: Deleted. UPDATE:Screen cap
1283	28	30	23.363	1.198	180	0.156	29.797	0.94	334	0.084	30.835	0.908	26.272	1.066	2009	1	Andy gets his maths ever so slightly wrong...againimg by just a little bitimg......and in a bold and unprecedented move for CP, DinsdaleP dares to write something reasonable on the matter!img
1284	-5	31	23.368	-0.214	180	-0.028	29.797	-0.168	334	-0.015	30.847	-0.162	26.285	-0.19	2009	1	So TK thinks that the chairman of the House Banking Committee is "Barney Fife"img? Uhhh, you should watch more Comedy Central and less Mayberry RFD.
1285	86	88	23.375	3.679	180	0.478	29.797	2.886	334	0.257	30.858	2.787	26.297	3.27	2009	1	How does Andy determine who's a dirty dirty liberal? Why, "whoever spells "honour" in the non-American way of course!"img
1286	22	24	23.427	0.939	180	0.122	29.797	0.738	334	0.066	30.87	0.713	26.309	0.836	2009	1	DeanS informs the world that the founder of the Weather Channel doesn't believe in global warmingimg. Of course, that leaves out the fact that he's not a meteorologist, just a weather reader and was forced out of the Weather Channel.
1287	21	31	23.427	0.896	180	0.117	29.797	0.705	334	0.063	30.881	0.68	26.322	0.798	2009	1	JPatt takes a forwarded mail and presents it as truthimg while citing a source that says the mail's claims are inaccurate and misleading. CherylEimg helps by showing Jpatt where to look for high-quality anti-Obama stuff. Hsmom explains the mathimg. More: Of course, Jpatt is no fanimg of anything that puts things into perspective. And just in case you had some good faith left, read thisimg comment.
1288	37	43	23.433	1.579	180	0.206	29.797	1.242	334	0.111	30.893	1.198	26.334	1.405	2009	1	Remember to log in before you WIGO or TK will find you!!!1! Note: this user was not blockedimg, she simply retired.img And TK's comment? Whoops, memory hole!img Update; MOAR: Another WIGO'erimg falls for the cause! Good contributions, but log in first! TK spends more time here than making substantial edits at CP -- as if there is such a thing!
1289	33	33	23.449	1.407	180	0.183	29.797	1.107	334	0.099	30.904	1.068	26.347	1.253	2009	1	Roger informs Andyimg that you can't just make up new definitions for math jargon and expect anyone to know what you're talking about.
1290	9	15	23.456	0.384	180	0.05	29.797	0.302	334	0.027	30.915	0.291	26.359	0.341	2009	1	RJJensen begins to understandimg how to be a good CP sysop. Next: More Hitler and bans for proving you wrong about something.
1291	22	22	23.45	0.938	180	0.122	29.797	0.738	334	0.066	30.927	0.711	26.371	0.834	2009	1	Hsmom forgetsimg that Comedy Central is evil. UPDATE: But it's ok, Andy steps in to remind herimg
1292	19	19	23.448	0.81	180	0.106	29.797	0.638	334	0.057	30.938	0.614	26.384	0.72	2009	1	The Conservapedia Consensus: Comedy Centralimg is the reason why public school kids are such misbehavers! Aschlafly: Oh yeah, their Upper West Side Manhattan headquarters are a few blocks from the bus stationimg! Great, that's where I'll go to egg 'em!
1293	43	43	23.445	1.834	180	0.239	29.797	1.443	334	0.129	30.95	1.389	26.396	1.629	2009	1	Once again, the Bible is too raunchyimg for Conservapedia. UPDATE: It was too much for them. They nukedimg it.
1294	13	15	23.46	0.554	180	0.072	31.051	0.419	312	0.042	30.961	0.42	26.408	0.492	2009	2	Ken figures that since nobody seriously opposed his decision to have an article of the year, nobody is going to mind him (re-?)introducing the Article of the Monthimg - with Dawkins being the first victim. So far, the small section has four links to the Dawkins article and one YouTube link. This decision also gave Ken a nice excuse to protectimg the Dawkins article for at least one month (even though it's likely he'll conveniently forget to unprotect it in March).
1295	12	24	23.454	0.512	180	0.067	31.051	0.386	312	0.038	30.973	0.387	26.421	0.454	2009	2	It's official: Conservative thinks that "Google" is a nickname for Yahoo.comimg. Then again, we shouldn't expect too much from someone who has trouble distinguishing "up" and "down".
1296	33	33	23.454	1.407	180	0.183	31.051	1.063	312	0.106	30.984	1.065	26.433	1.248	2009	2	A Democratic mayor abandons his party mid-term? No problem.img A Republican senator accepts a cabinet position? According to Andy, that's just as bad as betraying Jesus!img
1297	13	17	23.462	0.554	180	0.072	31.051	0.419	312	0.042	30.995	0.419	26.446	0.492	2009	2	Andy's having a fit because somebody didn't pay his taxes.img (No, we aren't talking about His Creationist Majesty Dr. Kent Hovind.img)
1298	32	34	23.457	1.364	180	0.178	31.051	1.031	312	0.103	31.007	1.032	26.458	1.209	2009	2	Obama now controls the Super Bowl half-time show!img Will he stop at nothing!
1300	42	48	23.465	1.79	180	0.233	31.051	1.353	312	0.135	31.03	1.354	26.483	1.586	2009	2	And now for some philosophical quotables... Thomas Hobbes: "...the life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." Andrew Schlafly: "Liberals...stupid, intolerant, bigoted, and annoyingimg.
1301	21	23	23.485	0.894	180	0.117	31.051	0.676	312	0.067	31.041	0.677	26.495	0.793	2009	2	Andy accidentally punts the whole of Conservapedia. Again.
1302	-6	16	23.484	-0.255	180	-0.033	31.051	-0.193	312	-0.019	31.052	-0.193	26.508	-0.226	2009	2	Honestly, who edits from Berkeleyimg anyway? Could this be some hawt sock-on-sock action?
1303	7	11	23.478	0.298	180	0.039	31.051	0.225	312	0.022	31.064	0.225	26.52	0.264	2009	2	By this Thursday there will be dozens of homeworks posted by other students in the course. Dozens? Wow! Will Andy's course live up to this bold claim?img
1305	21	25	23.468	0.895	180	0.117	31.051	0.676	312	0.067	31.087	0.676	26.545	0.791	2009	2	More Conservapedia revisionist history; George Washington, pagan Christianimg soldier.
1306	18	30	23.47	0.767	180	0.1	31.051	0.58	312	0.058	31.098	0.579	26.557	0.678	2009	2	Moar RW trollingimg from our friends at CP. Apparently, Assfly hasn't warned them that every page view makes us more and more correct. However, hopefully he will be smart enough to tell PhilipV what anagram means.
1307	38	38	23.475	1.619	180	0.211	31.051	1.224	312	0.122	31.11	1.221	26.57	1.43	2009	2	That well-known liberal scum Karajou dumbs downimg the Barack Hussein Obama article. (Without any discussion. Anywhere?) Andy revertsimg the placement bias.
1308	52	52	23.486	2.214	180	0.289	31.051	1.675	312	0.167	31.121	1.671	26.582	1.956	2009	2	Inquiring minds want to know: has Andy ever actually seen an encyclopedia?img
1309	12	26	23.509	0.51	180	0.067	31.051	0.386	312	0.038	31.132	0.385	26.595	0.451	2009	2	A government nurse admits that she uses her job to further a religious agenda of hers; her employer suspends her. Conservapedia: How could they?!img
1310	7	29	23.511	0.298	180	0.039	31.051	0.225	312	0.022	31.144	0.225	26.607	0.263	2009	2	Conservapedia's family values: Grandparents are refused their request to adopt their grandchildren, who are instead given to strangers. What's wrong with this? The strangers in question are gay!img
1311	24	28	23.515	1.021	180	0.133	31.051	0.773	312	0.077	31.155	0.77	26.62	0.902	2009	2	PJR: enabler of vandalism. At least, according to TKimg... UPDATE: PJR returns fire!img The past is coming back to haunt TK. How will he react?
1312	57	57	23.519	2.424	180	0.317	31.051	1.836	312	0.183	31.167	1.829	26.632	2.14	2009	2	Andy's latest insight:img Obama refers to America as... America, "as a foreigner would". Unlike George W. Bush, of course (do a full-text search for "America"). Also, Andy apparently thinks "we" (in "we will get there") is third-person when Obama uses it.
1313	166	166	23.545	7.05	180	0.922	31.051	5.346	312	0.532	31.178	5.324	26.645	6.23	2009	2	An encyclopedia? Yes, definitelyimg! UPDATE: Who saidimg this was about anybody? MOAR! Obama's not really black?img "If you're a queer, then it's time to cheer?" I'm Andy Schlafly, and I approved this message!imgMOAR MOAR PLZ!: Andy improvesimg, adds more crapimg and formatzimg. What about an answerimg? Nopeimg. And of course, the usual suspects: Schlafly invokes public schoolsimg, Comedy Centralimg, deceit, and teh troothimg to fend off thoaz eevuhl LIE-for-alls. Breaking news: Now Andy realiz
1314	12	18	23.657	0.507	180	0.067	31.051	0.386	312	0.038	31.19	0.385	26.657	0.45	2009	2	Oh, this can't be good.img Another "Scientific controversy"img over how HIV causes AIDS (that is, at CP, HIV doesn't, gayness doesimg).
1315	6	20	23.653	0.254	180	0.033	31.051	0.193	312	0.019	31.201	0.192	26.67	0.225	2009	2	No, you don't get it, NotALiberal. Moar Hitlerimg is essential to any good encyclopedic page on evolution.
1316	10	22	23.65	0.423	180	0.056	31.051	0.322	312	0.032	31.212	0.32	26.682	0.375	2009	2	Stop the presses! No Hitler picture anywhere near the top of the Evolutionimg page!
1317	50	54	23.648	2.114	180	0.278	31.051	1.61	312	0.16	31.224	1.601	26.695	1.873	2009	2	Cyber-bullying by TK - conservative editor makes uncontroversial edits; gets revertedimg; his attempts to ask why on TK's talk page getimg deletedimg and he is then threatened with blocking for having the temerity to ask questions.
1318	34	42	23.672	1.436	180	0.189	31.051	1.095	312	0.109	31.235	1.089	26.707	1.273	2009	2	Andy is allowed to make mathematical mistakes with large numbersimg; but Nancy Pelosi isn't.img
1319	21	29	23.687	0.887	180	0.117	31.051	0.676	312	0.067	31.247	0.672	26.72	0.786	2009	2	Congress says: You can't use money meant for public schools to repair seminaries. TK says: CONGRESS IS MAKING WAR ON PRAYER!img
1320	28	32	23.691	1.182	180	0.156	31.051	0.902	312	0.09	31.258	0.896	26.732	1.047	2009	2	Andy: "Hey, I haven't the foggiest idea what you're talking about, so can you write my History Lectures for meimg?! That'd be great, thanks!" Update: Well, he askedimg for it... Shock Horror, DeniseM removes the words of The Master!img Surely the end of the world is at hand.
1321	97	99	23.697	4.093	180	0.539	31.051	3.124	312	0.311	31.27	3.102	26.745	3.627	2009	2	Simply providing an articleimg when askedimg isn't enough. Karajou demandsimg it to be read to him.img Unsurprising update: The situation escalates,img TK joins in, erases final the commentimg and bansimg the "liberal troll". CP in a nutshell, really.
1322	2	30	23.756	0.084	180	0.011	31.051	0.064	312	0.006	31.281	0.064	26.757	0.075	2009	2	Jinx hi Jinx! returns to express his hateimg for scientistsimg.
1323	6	12	23.761	0.253	180	0.033	31.051	0.193	312	0.019	31.292	0.192	26.77	0.224	2009	2	News flash: Judd ("Judasimg") Gregg refused to take the nomination for cabinet secretary unless a Republican replaced him. The silence from Conservapedia isimg deafeningimg.
1324	22	30	23.752	0.926	180	0.122	31.051	0.709	312	0.071	31.304	0.703	26.783	0.821	2009	2	Ed says tomahtoimg, Andy says tomaytoimg...Update: Ed goes full patrioticimg on slavery
1325	10	12	23.757	0.421	180	0.056	31.051	0.322	312	0.032	31.315	0.319	26.795	0.373	2009	2	Ed Poor adds a fact tagimg to the 'gay doctor' claim in the gay disease article, which comes as close as possible to admitting that he just made stuff up back when he added the claim.img
1326	29	37	23.747	1.221	180	0.161	31.051	0.934	312	0.093	31.327	0.926	26.808	1.082	2009	2	HOLY CRAP, STOP THE PRESSES! Creationists might increase their anti-atheism efforts!img In other breaking news, gravity still makes things fall down.
1327	-5	31	23.758	-0.21	180	-0.028	31.051	-0.161	312	-0.016	31.338	-0.16	26.82	-0.186	2009	2	Our favorite Young Earth creationist Andy Schlafly used to be gullible enough to trust an 1890 newspaper account claiming a dinosaur sightingimg. But not anymore?img
1328	39	43	23.763	1.641	180	0.217	31.051	1.256	312	0.125	31.35	1.244	26.833	1.453	2009	2	Oh dear, somebodyimg is about to find themselves becoming Andy's least favourite cunning linguist. UPDATE Denise getsimg herimg comeuppanceimg and returns to grovellingimg.
1329	17	19	23.778	0.715	180	0.094	31.051	0.547	312	0.054	31.361	0.542	26.845	0.633	2009	2	Uh, yeah, JPatt, I'm sure it was CP's not-the-newsimg posting that made them realise the error of their ways.
1330	23	23	23.775	0.967	180	0.128	31.051	0.741	312	0.074	31.372	0.733	26.858	0.856	2009	2	"The Obama article should goimg into the Barack Obama category, right?" - TK: "Huh? There is noimg Barack Obama category. Surely you meant our Barack HUSSEINimg Obama category, right? Because calling him Barack Obama is a sly mis-namingimg introduced by subversive liberal trolls!"
1331	9	15	23.774	0.379	180	0.05	31.051	0.29	312	0.029	31.384	0.287	26.871	0.335	2009	2	Fox News per Conservapedia: Obama is being arrogant because he is always late for everythingimg. Of course, Bush was always on time, just like the trains in Fascist Italy.
1332	14	14	23.767	0.589	180	0.078	31.051	0.451	312	0.045	31.395	0.446	26.883	0.521	2009	2	Jolly Uncle Ed reminds us: "No one here has 'rights' - protecting yourself is not an issue. Volunteers have obligations to the project. Those who ignore those obligations are removed."img
1333	26	28	23.76	1.094	180	0.144	31.051	0.837	312	0.083	31.407	0.828	26.896	0.967	2009	2	(Moer Uncle Ed) Only 3 weeks late Ed putsimg some "News" on the front page and writesimg an article about it. Wait... Does this mean that Ed is also using Obama Time? Talk about unfortunate news placement...
1334	26	28	23.763	1.094	180	0.144	31.051	0.837	312	0.083	31.418	0.828	26.908	0.966	2009	2	Oh, TK... sarcasmimg isn't really appropriate when you leave an article hangingimg in mid-sentence for a freaking HOUR. An hour during which you uploadedimg picturesimg, added a news itemimg and createdimg an article. (Note the use of the term "created" and not "wrote" because this is still TK, after all.)
1335	24	28	23.766	1.01	180	0.133	31.051	0.773	312	0.077	31.43	0.764	26.921	0.891	2009	2	Media exposes the adultery of a Democratic senator's husband: Anyone who doesn't like this is a liberal censor.img Media exposes the drunk driving of a Republican vice-presidential candidate's husband: Pathetic tabloid smear.img
1336	11	19	23.77	0.463	180	0.061	31.051	0.354	312	0.035	31.441	0.35	26.934	0.408	2009	2	Somebody got blocked for edit-warring. The twists? For six monthsimg and for pushing thisimg edit. Bonus lulz for Andy accusing the guy of making "non-encyclopedia edits". Andy really never opened an encyclopedia, did he?
1337	30	30	23.766	1.262	180	0.167	31.051	0.966	312	0.096	31.452	0.954	26.946	1.113	2009	2	Ed thinks that referring to Jack the Ripper's victims as prostitutes is too luridimg for the kiddies (notwithstanding the fact they were also "murdered and mutilated"). Hope they never look at the Homosexualityimg article then.
1338	16	22	23.771	0.673	180	0.089	31.051	0.515	312	0.051	31.464	0.509	26.959	0.593	2009	2	Andy on the importance of language over laws: "Personally, I think language is more important because it effects [sic] everyone, particularly during formative childhood years."img Not to disappoint, extra credit!img
1339	20	28	23.769	0.841	180	0.111	31.051	0.644	312	0.064	31.475	0.635	26.972	0.742	2009	2	Third-string sysop AddisonDM modestly adds himselfimg to the pantheon of Conservapedia's upper elite. Along with Assfly, Ed, KenDoll, JM, and TK. Modesty must be a conservative virtue. Why don't you add that, Addison?
1340	33	33	23.773	1.388	180	0.183	31.051	1.063	312	0.106	31.487	1.048	26.984	1.223	2009	2	Partner-in-heresy DeniseM points out Andy's mistakes and appeals to his better natureimg. This is the secondimg time she's poked the bear. Andy will soon (home)school her. UPDATE Andy repliesimg in a chivalrous manner.
1341	65	65	23.78	2.733	180	0.361	31.051	2.093	312	0.208	31.498	2.064	26.997	2.408	2009	2	Mystery:Did humour exist before Conservapedia?imgUpdate:Noimg, noimg, noimg!!!1
1342	28	30	23.811	1.176	180	0.156	31.051	0.902	312	0.09	31.509	0.889	27.01	1.037	2009	2	Ken sinks to a new lowimg. Operation Grassroots and Flying Fortress have not yet begun in proper, Gentlemen! Beware the Ides of March an unspecified time in the future! Update: A technical glitch has removed CP's homosexual article from the Google search results. That has to be it, right? (And, btw, this is how Ken runs up his edit count by 50img.)
1343	27	31	23.816	1.134	180	0.15	31.051	0.87	312	0.087	31.521	0.857	27.022	0.999	2009	2	In an attempt to shut out our Ace McWicked, Karajou adds another Forbidden City to the list.img
1344	24	26	23.822	1.007	180	0.133	31.051	0.773	312	0.077	31.532	0.761	27.035	0.888	2009	2	Breaking news! Over the past two years or so, CP's evolution pack of lies article has had almost 500,000 viewsimg! Why, that's more than twice as much as WP's article on the same subject gets every month. Congratulations on your grand achievement, ♥ K e n D o l l ♥!
1345	51	53	23.823	2.141	180	0.283	31.051	1.642	312	0.163	31.544	1.617	27.048	1.886	2009	2	Does TK hold a grudge againstimg CPAdmin1 TimS?img At least, he doesn't like to be reminded of his past...img (Oh, and yes, banhammeredimg for last-wordism.)
1346	14	20	23.846	0.587	180	0.078	31.051	0.451	312	0.045	31.555	0.444	27.06	0.517	2009	2	Prostitution is a 'liberal value'img over in the alternative form of reality that CP has created...because as we all know, Conservatves would never get involved with that kind of thing.....oh wait....
1347	133	133	23.843	5.578	180	0.739	31.051	4.283	312	0.426	31.567	4.213	27.073	4.913	2009	2	The great redefinition quest continues: if Andy doesn't laugh at pre-Jesus comedy, it wasn't intended to be comedy at allimg UPDATE Andy sez "Satire is not humour"img
1348	2	22	23.926	0.084	180	0.011	31.051	0.064	312	0.006	31.578	0.063	27.086	0.074	2009	2	The irony meter, it has been shattered by Iduanimg.
1349	21	27	23.925	0.878	180	0.117	31.051	0.676	312	0.067	31.589	0.665	27.098	0.775	2009	2	Realizing that basic logic does not work with The Schlafly, one user tries to incorporate Andy's favorite 2+2 line of reasoningimg. All that's missing is the "godspeed" signoff.
1350	-3	53	23.927	-0.125	180	-0.017	31.051	-0.097	312	-0.01	31.601	-0.095	27.111	-0.111	2009	2	TK bans a userimg even after his 3 contributionsimg were all pro-Andy, pro-conservapedia edits! How can this be you ask? Either a case of Poe's Law... OR TK's jealous of the quick pat on the head this new user got from Andy!img.
1351	22	26	23.95	0.919	180	0.122	31.051	0.709	312	0.071	31.612	0.696	27.124	0.811	2009	2	Jinx hi Jinx!: Atheists incorrectly sayimg that the Constitution grants "freedom from religion." But isn't that irrelevant, given that atheism is a religion?img
1352	29	33	23.951	1.211	180	0.161	31.051	0.934	312	0.093	31.624	0.917	27.137	1.069	2009	2	User: We have a joke articleimg in the main space? Why don't we move it? Ed: I want more Google hits.img
1353	64	66	23.958	2.671	180	0.356	31.051	2.061	312	0.205	31.635	2.023	27.149	2.357	2009	2	Atheists, like the ancient Greeks, have no sense of humourimg. Then why is this so funny?
1354	8	20	23.99	0.333	180	0.044	31.051	0.258	312	0.026	31.647	0.253	27.162	0.295	2009	2	Ed: "If that's not funny, I don't know what is."img Yes, Ed, you've made that abundantly clear.
1355	59	79	23.987	2.46	180	0.328	31.051	1.9	312	0.189	31.658	1.864	27.175	2.171	2009	2	Editor: "Excuse me, but there's a basic flaw in your theory there"img. Andy: "Neee Naww your pants are on fire AND you're a stupid cow!"img. Mature debate at its finest.
1356	22	34	24.029	0.916	180	0.122	31.051	0.709	312	0.071	31.669	0.695	27.188	0.809	2009	2	Even in the midst of tragedy, idiocy and bigotry reign.img
1357	20	28	24.037	0.832	180	0.111	31.051	0.644	312	0.064	31.681	0.631	27.2	0.735	2009	2	Conservapedia: Abortion advocates, in their deceit, are talking Newspeakimg. In other Conservapedia news, religion is science and atheist crimethinkers unbellyfeel Andyspeak.img
1358	-22	52	24.04	-0.915	180	-0.122	31.051	-0.709	312	-0.071	31.692	-0.694	27.213	-0.808	2009	2	Welcomeimg ASchlaflyimg toimg theimg Conservative's schoolimg ofimg wikiimg editing!img editingimg.
1359	65	75	24.061	2.701	180	0.361	31.051	2.093	312	0.208	31.704	2.05	27.226	2.387	2009	2	According to Sir Schlafly, China invented fireworks BEFORE gunpowderimg. Bonus points: the Chinese managed to invent bamboo.
1360	14	20	24.099	0.581	180	0.078	31.051	0.451	312	0.045	31.715	0.441	27.239	0.514	2009	2	Conservapedia: Global warming causes mental illness.img For once, we agree.
1361	18	20	24.096	0.747	180	0.1	31.051	0.58	312	0.058	31.727	0.567	27.251	0.661	2009	2	Jpatt completely loses the plot over Presidents Day.img UPDATE Andy, of course, blames the atheistsimg
1362	11	13	24.093	0.457	180	0.061	31.051	0.354	312	0.035	31.738	0.347	27.264	0.403	2009	2	Andy finished collecting the best answers of World History Homework 2img! America rules, because it's free and fatimg, also it's apparently based on"teh Republik"img by Plato! Stuffing unrelated anti-abortionistimg propagandaimg in your answer? Will use as a model! And if all else fails, just answer "God did itimg, he can do anything, if he wanted to!img". 100/100, full credit!
1363	7	13	24.085	0.291	180	0.039	31.051	0.225	312	0.022	31.749	0.22	27.277	0.257	2009	2	In chomping at the anti-abortion bit, Conservapedia gets really creepy.img
1364	1	19	24.076	0.042	180	0.006	31.051	0.032	312	0.003	31.761	0.031	27.29	0.037	2009	2	Conservapedia, with one hand singing Susan B. Anthony's praises,img with the other hand bemoaning the success of everything she worked for.img
1365	13	19	24.073	0.54	180	0.072	31.051	0.419	312	0.042	31.772	0.409	27.303	0.476	2009	2	No chance in hell.img Whoops. Hell.
1366	-4	18	24.069	-0.166	180	-0.022	31.051	-0.129	312	-0.013	31.784	-0.126	27.315	-0.146	2009	2	Category:Black Peopleimg? Yes Teacake, it's pretty clear what you're thinking.
1367	18	20	24.064	0.748	180	0.1	31.051	0.58	312	0.058	31.795	0.566	27.328	0.659	2009	2	The hidden depthimg of Foxtrot...
1368	8	10	24.061	0.332	180	0.044	31.051	0.258	312	0.026	31.807	0.252	27.341	0.293	2009	2	Joaquin Martinez makes Aleister Crowleyimg the poster child for bisexuals, and helpfully points out that he was called 'the wickedest man on Earth'.
1369	30	30	24.051	1.247	180	0.167	31.051	0.966	312	0.096	31.818	0.943	27.354	1.097	2009	2	Andy thanks 'Pravda' (i.e., not actually Pravda)img for their 'kind words'...and helpfully links to a page which is entirely in Russian. Andy's thorough translation gives us the following insightful information about CP: "The first commandment of Conservapedia is the arrangement only of true". Wow.
1370	29	31	24.055	1.206	180	0.161	31.051	0.934	312	0.093	31.829	0.911	27.367	1.06	2009	2	Andy: "Welcome, Russia!"img TK: "Goimg toimg Hell,img Russia!"img
1371	50	52	24.06	2.078	180	0.278	31.051	1.61	312	0.16	31.841	1.57	27.379	1.826	2009	2	One of Ed "stubby" Poor's finest, and most baffling entries, ever.img
1372	39	39	24.081	1.62	180	0.217	31.051	1.256	312	0.125	31.852	1.224	27.392	1.424	2009	2	It's Official! Andy's dialogue regarding the naming of President's Day contains the All-Time Mother Lodeimg of Schlaflyisms, providing moar fud for Virtual Andy.
1373	8	10	24.092	0.332	180	0.044	31.051	0.258	312	0.026	31.864	0.251	27.405	0.292	2009	2	Conservapedia old: If a Republican becomes Secretary of Commerce under Obama, he's like Judasimg. Conservapedia new: If a Republican doesn't become Secretary of Commerce, obviously Obama's leading a conspiracy to control the U.S. census!img
1374	-1	17	24.082	-0.042	180	-0.006	31.051	-0.032	312	-0.003	31.875	-0.031	27.418	-0.036	2009	2	A YouTube poster turns off inflammatory comments directed at a pro-life video. TK: LIBRUL CENSORSHIP!img
1375	-2	30	24.077	-0.083	180	-0.011	31.051	-0.064	312	-0.006	31.887	-0.063	27.431	-0.073	2009	2	With a stroke of Bush's pen, convicted criminals become heroes.img
1377	111	113	24.081	4.609	180	0.617	31.051	3.575	312	0.356	31.909	3.479	27.457	4.043	2009	2	Andy: I won't discuss these allegationsimg until you insult liberals first.
1378	4	22	24.148	0.166	180	0.022	31.051	0.129	312	0.013	31.921	0.125	27.47	0.146	2009	2	Citing sources - Ur doing it wrong!img UPDATE: TK reverts.img And, of course, bans.
1379	1	25	24.146	0.041	180	0.006	31.051	0.032	312	0.003	31.932	0.031	27.482	0.036	2009	2	Encyclopedic: After a year, "Mythbusters"img has been updated from a simple stub to a simple stub with known atheists; After more than a year, A Beautiful Mindimg has been updated from a stub to a stub that brings out "the truth" of Nash's liberal deceit.
1380	35	39	24.147	1.449	180	0.194	31.051	1.127	312	0.112	31.944	1.096	27.495	1.273	2009	2	Oh noes: Joaquin Martinez calls CP's one sane editor, good ol' PJR, a vandal!img Response: Having not yet lost his mind from dealing with such insanity on a regular basis, PJR politely asks for an explanationimg. One cannot help but wonder where this man's breaking point is. Update Asked and answeredimg At least there was an apology. Oh wait...
1381	27	39	24.158	1.118	180	0.15	31.051	0.87	312	0.087	31.955	0.845	27.508	0.982	2009	2	Andy to sysops: You have the power - abuse it!img
1382	-6	22	24.169	-0.248	180	-0.033	31.051	-0.193	312	-0.019	31.966	-0.188	27.521	-0.218	2009	2	Andy to students: Those filthy Etruscans worshiped a god called Miverna. World History indeed.img
1383	18	20	24.167	0.745	180	0.1	31.051	0.58	312	0.058	31.978	0.563	27.534	0.654	2009	2	The entire history of the Roman Empireimg in 10,600 words and FIVE WHOLE REFERENCES.img ALSO, Romans were not known for intellectual achievementsimg... Christianity grew in the Roman empire.
1384	6	10	24.164	0.248	180	0.033	31.051	0.193	312	0.019	31.989	0.188	27.547	0.218	2009	2	Vice-presidential candidate has tax problems. But in CP land, onlyimg Democratsimg fail to pay their taxes. Will we see an update about Governor Palin's inability to pay, or a scandal listed on Senator McCain's article anytime soon?
1385	27	29	24.154	1.118	180	0.15	31.051	0.87	312	0.087	32.001	0.844	27.56	0.98	2009	2	TK: So now Obama opposes the Fairness Doctrine? DECEIT!!!!!img TK take 2 (after having it pointed out that Obama never said he supported it..: Well I suppose technically he never said he supported it...but it's still deceit...somehowimg
1386	20	22	24.157	0.828	180	0.111	31.051	0.644	312	0.064	32.012	0.625	27.573	0.725	2009	2	Classic Andy here:img blunder into a conversation, bring up issues that haven't been discussed, throw around some Latin to intimidate the masses and then contradict the whole point of the piece. Beautiful.
1387	19	25	24.156	0.787	180	0.106	31.051	0.612	312	0.061	32.024	0.593	27.586	0.689	2009	2	Hmm, I wonder which site TK is talking about...img
1388	18	22	24.156	0.745	180	0.1	31.051	0.58	312	0.058	32.035	0.562	27.599	0.652	2009	2	According to TK, liberals should be outraged because someone said something good about Obama.img Huh? That doesn't make any sense... oh, wait! Just add boldimg and everything becomes clear!
1389	16	18	24.155	0.662	180	0.089	31.051	0.515	312	0.051	32.046	0.499	27.612	0.579	2009	2	Aziraphale:img "Don't drag me down, Jpatt; I get blocked too often too fast to waste my time with you." - Jpatt:img "Lololol, liberal persecution complex!" - Aziraphale:img "I'm not a liberal, but you're an idiot." - DeanS: "Excellent, he walked right into the trap!"img
1390	34	38	24.15	1.408	180	0.189	31.051	1.095	312	0.109	32.058	1.061	27.625	1.231	2009	2	Not only did Jesus invent laughing and the alphabet, he also invented both "true" and "false"img.
1391	88	90	24.16	3.642	180	0.489	31.051	2.834	312	0.282	32.069	2.744	27.638	3.184	2009	2	Unfamiliar with CP? Here's a classic exchange: User wonders why his factual edit got reverted? Fly-by minion points out "liberal deceit!" and gives an obligatory Satan comparisonimg. Reinforcement arrives in the form of TK's chest-thumpingimg User tries to respond, only to be met with a block and "Godspeed, Bye"img from our boy, TK. PJR: But...the guy's done nothing wrongimg. Quick-learning minion immediately fires back with a never-failing Hitler referenceimg Capping it all off, ASchlafly gives
1392	3	23	24.209	0.124	180	0.017	31.051	0.097	312	0.01	32.081	0.094	27.65	0.108	2009	2	Finding a cure for miscarriages and spontaneous abortions is much more important than finding a cure for AIDS.img Glad to see we have our priorities in check.
1394	13	15	24.208	0.537	180	0.072	31.051	0.419	312	0.042	32.104	0.405	27.676	0.47	2009	2	Karajou: Bill Ayers "failed himself at Terrorist 101"img because he didn't kill anybody.
1395	28	34	24.201	1.157	180	0.156	31.051	0.902	312	0.09	32.115	0.872	27.689	1.011	2009	2	Ed, the software engineer: The idea is to pack as many bits as possible into each byte (...)img
1396	47	49	24.209	1.941	180	0.261	31.051	1.514	312	0.151	32.126	1.463	27.702	1.697	2009	2	AlanE makes Andy into his bitchimg
1397	26	26	24.227	1.073	180	0.144	31.051	0.837	312	0.083	32.138	0.809	27.715	0.938	2009	2	User: Your headline about Obama and the Fairness Doctrine is completely falseimg. Andy: NOPE, won't fall for your atheist censorship! Tehehe you had a typo!!imgUser: Look at your own source. You're wrong.img Andy: Whoops... But while I make your recommended change I'll chastise you about atheism and denial. Everyone wins, godspeed.img See also Getting an error fixed on Conservapedia (blog)
1398	30	32	24.228	1.238	180	0.167	31.051	0.966	312	0.096	32.149	0.933	27.728	1.082	2009	2	TK revamps the Editing Etiquetteimg (Yes, we could stop here, and it would still be hilarious.), adding things like "Never make substantial edits to an article without discussing your changes first (...) if you have a reasonable expectation that other editors will accept your change" (emphasis added) and other "You will not do anything or revert a sysop without permission"-style rules. PJR revertsimg, but Ed likesimg TK's version (Surprise!) and shoves PJR to the talk page. TK then steps back in
1399	33	35	24.234	1.362	180	0.183	31.051	1.063	312	0.106	32.161	1.026	27.741	1.19	2009	2	The world waits with bated breath for Andy's horrific evidence - directly from Hell itself apparently - of Satan's gleeful whippings and burningsimg. Also, materialists really believe in hell, but are just fooling around.
1400	9	23	24.242	0.371	180	0.05	31.051	0.29	312	0.029	32.172	0.28	27.754	0.324	2009	2	CP user: "stupid scientists say they've proved that complex chemicals can form by themselves! Obviously this is stupid and lacks any evidence! but also somehow supports Intelligent design..."img A) Naturally you haven't even understood the article. B) It states quite clearly that it's a THEORY. C) They do state the evidence, but perhaps if you want the full data you should try reading the ACTUAL ARTICLE and not a CBC NEWS REPORT!
1401	18	24	24.241	0.743	180	0.1	31.051	0.58	312	0.058	32.184	0.559	27.767	0.648	2009	2	PJR goes all MOAR HITLERimg on us; RJJ smacks downimg PJR.
1402	32	36	24.241	1.32	180	0.178	31.051	1.031	312	0.103	32.195	0.994	27.78	1.152	2009	2	JamT : Hey guys, would you mind not stealing my workimg? Assfly : GDFLimg is just too complicated for me to understand. Anything I do qualifies as fair use. The fact that you won't let me trample all over your rights suggests that you are a deceitful atheist librulimg.
1403	24	28	24.25	0.99	180	0.133	31.051	0.773	312	0.077	32.206	0.745	27.793	0.864	2009	2	Abuse? We don't have any abuseimg here!
1404	21	23	24.252	0.866	180	0.117	31.051	0.676	312	0.067	32.218	0.652	27.807	0.755	2009	2	Time to call a lawyer CP?img Update: Andy blinksimg.
1405	30	32	24.251	1.237	180	0.167	31.051	0.966	312	0.096	32.229	0.931	27.82	1.078	2009	2	Andy: Oh dear. This student has made some mistakes in their homework....I guess I'd better change them before I actually grade it....but i'll leave the racist joke in....69/70img
1406	7	9	24.257	0.289	180	0.039	31.051	0.225	312	0.022	32.241	0.217	27.833	0.252	2009	2	So, 5 days after Andy makes a reading errorimg, someone again questions himimg and decides that it should be correctedimg....the system works!
1407	16	16	24.246	0.66	180	0.089	31.051	0.515	312	0.051	32.252	0.496	27.846	0.575	2009	2	Ken gets his panties moistimg over a creationist site making a section about atheism. Well, it's actually just a FAQ linking to articles they already had, but it's a major blow to Atheism! Really! And they might write another article soon! Maybe!
1408	-9	17	24.24	-0.371	180	-0.05	31.051	-0.29	312	-0.029	32.264	-0.279	27.859	-0.323	2009	2	PJR is drunken dialing again: "Hello? Sock drawer?"img
1409	22	26	24.235	0.908	180	0.122	31.051	0.709	312	0.071	32.275	0.682	27.872	0.789	2009	2	Dictionaries?img Bastyuns ov librul deseet!
1410	23	29	24.236	0.949	180	0.128	31.051	0.741	312	0.074	32.286	0.712	27.885	0.825	2009	2	So what is BrianCo? A parodist or an agent of vandal sites?img Update: Blocked is what he is: "Member of Vandal/Parodist site"img. Moar Update: Contradicted!img
1411	2	8	24.239	0.083	180	0.011	31.051	0.064	312	0.006	32.298	0.062	27.898	0.072	2009	2	Ken's talking aboutimg MATINGimg...look away now
1412	29	31	24.228	1.197	180	0.161	31.051	0.934	312	0.093	32.309	0.898	27.911	1.039	2009	2	Answers to Question 6 Student 18, you've listed the Shang Dynasty, earlier than I requested! Have full marks!img Student 16, you've listed the Shang Dynasty, earlier than I requested! Minus 1img
1413	14	18	24.232	0.578	180	0.078	31.051	0.451	312	0.045	32.321	0.433	27.924	0.501	2009	2	♥ K e n D o l l ♥'s all out of ideas (and has no idea how to edit a wiki properly), so he decides to stealimg RJJensen'simg...
1414	9	13	24.228	0.371	180	0.05	31.051	0.29	312	0.029	32.332	0.278	27.937	0.322	2009	2	Ed! What exactly are you implying aboutimg our dear Ken!?img
1415	-2	22	24.22	-0.083	180	-0.011	31.051	-0.064	312	-0.006	32.344	-0.062	27.95	-0.072	2009	2	Jpatt fails the geographyimg testimg...
1416	39	41	24.218	1.61	180	0.217	31.051	1.256	312	0.125	32.355	1.205	27.963	1.395	2009	2	User: Andy, you're completely wrong about this article's sourceimg Andy: NO! You atheist, classroom prayer censoring, evolutionist!img
1417	-7	11	24.23	-0.289	180	-0.039	31.051	-0.225	312	-0.022	32.366	-0.216	27.977	-0.25	2009	2	Atheists are more critical of evolutionimg...who are you and what have you done with Andy!
1418	15	19	24.221	0.619	180	0.083	31.051	0.483	312	0.048	32.378	0.463	27.99	0.536	2009	2	Andy adds to the atheist article to better skewer specific atheistsimg. Very well, Andy, but wasn't Godel one of the only two teenagersimg you mentioned when confronted about teens being responsible for the world's greatest achievements? Wait a minute, maybe he wasn't an atheist after allimg. MOAR: Gentlemen, ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ would like to tell you a story. Later.img
1419	20	24	24.217	0.826	180	0.111	31.051	0.644	312	0.064	32.389	0.617	28.003	0.714	2009	2	TK blocks BrianCoimg a few days six weeks after Andy strips him of editing rightsimg. TK protectsimg his talk page and user pageimg. Why? LIE-FER-ALL PARODY! Like thisimg edit.
1420	22	30	24.217	0.908	180	0.122	31.051	0.709	312	0.071	32.401	0.679	28.016	0.785	2009	2	♥ K e n D o l l ♥, deciding he hasn't been nearly enough of an ass lately, unilaterally declares his Richard Dawkins smear job "Article of However Long I Friggin' Wantimg".
1421	6	14	24.221	0.248	180	0.033	31.051	0.193	312	0.019	32.412	0.185	28.029	0.214	2009	2	♥ K e n D o l l ♥, in a smooth umpteen edits,img just barely manages to tell us that he really doesn't like atheism.
1422	2	14	24.214	0.083	180	0.011	31.051	0.064	312	0.006	32.423	0.062	28.042	0.071	2009	2	Karajou, P.I.img
1423	10	14	24.206	0.413	180	0.056	31.051	0.322	312	0.032	32.435	0.308	28.055	0.356	2009	2	TK is upset that a drug abuser got an Oscarimg. Because conservatives never honorimg people with drug problems, of course.
1424	14	16	24.199	0.579	180	0.078	31.051	0.451	312	0.045	32.446	0.431	28.069	0.499	2009	2	Amazingly, Andy actually demonstrates journalistic standardsimg. In other news, sub-zero temperatures are reported in the infernal regions, winged swine in final approach to BWI.
1425	32	34	24.193	1.323	180	0.178	31.051	1.031	312	0.103	32.458	0.986	28.082	1.14	2009	2	Joseph GoebbelsTK moves in on his next targetimg of discreditation. Thank goodness for overload protection on the irony meter. Update: OH SNAP.img
1426	20	22	24.2	0.826	180	0.111	31.051	0.644	312	0.064	32.469	0.616	28.095	0.712	2009	2	Can we last until the end of the month? Our irony-meter quota is fast being depletedimg.
1427	19	21	24.198	0.785	180	0.106	31.051	0.612	312	0.061	32.481	0.585	28.108	0.676	2009	2	jpatt: I'm not wrong unless at least two people say soimg UPDATE That's 3 now I thinkimg...anything to say jpatt?
1428	16	26	24.196	0.661	180	0.089	31.051	0.515	312	0.051	32.492	0.492	28.121	0.569	2009	2	And the hatred goes on: TomMoore's six-month block expired not that long ago, so TK decides it's time for a five-year banimg before the guy gets any ideas about contributingimg again. But someone possibly reads WIGOimg. Update: Not happy with merely shoving normal users and fellow sysops around, TK slaps the Bureaucrat CPWebmaster in the face by re-banning Tom without further comment.
1429	7	19	24.197	0.289	180	0.039	31.051	0.225	312	0.022	32.503	0.215	28.134	0.249	2009	2	Heartbeat'simg heartimg beatimg meterimg hasn't flatlined yet. How long until it does?
1430	53	53	24.194	2.191	180	0.294	31.051	1.707	312	0.17	32.515	1.63	28.148	1.883	2009	2	Andy gets totally, totally pwnedimg by some user who actually passed high school history.
1431	-4	14	24.214	-0.165	180	-0.022	31.051	-0.129	312	-0.013	32.526	-0.123	28.161	-0.142	2009	2	Ed Poor insight of the day: Could it be that the classic Japanese story The Tale of Genji, considered by many to be one of the very first novels and thought to have been written at least partially by a woman, foreshadowed the Rape of Nankingimg? Maybe someone can segue into what liberals share with a rape simulator from Japanese pornographers? (warning, last link may make your browser feel pain) UPDATE Here'simg a plot summary much better than 'Wikipedia's whitewash (and yours too, Ed)
1432	52	52	24.207	2.148	180	0.289	31.051	1.675	312	0.167	32.538	1.598	28.174	1.846	2009	2	Just a few mistakesimg then... (War on?img) There's moreimg. What's it going to be, 90/10 block, or "Ratwiki troll" block? UPDATE ..and here are a few moreimg Andy...
1433	4	16	24.227	0.165	180	0.022	31.051	0.129	312	0.013	32.549	0.123	28.187	0.142	2009	2	You're right,img Ed... that hardly even qualifies as freshmanopedia.
1434	-17	21	24.221	-0.702	180	-0.094	31.051	-0.547	312	-0.054	32.561	-0.522	28.201	-0.603	2009	2	A television reporter posts a racist video to YouTube and gets fired. Conservapedia doesn't like this for some reason.img
1435	18	20	24.219	0.743	180	0.1	31.051	0.58	312	0.058	32.572	0.553	28.214	0.638	2009	2	Andy takes on Renaissance-era liberal revisionism: Humanists made up the term "Middle Ages"img in their hatred of the "mostly quiet religious activity" during that time. Somebody should tell him about the Inquisitions.
1436	13	15	24.216	0.537	180	0.072	31.051	0.419	312	0.042	32.583	0.399	28.227	0.461	2009	2	Jpatt finds a "connection"img between Stalin and Darwin. I guess that means anybody who has been impacted by Darwin is a brutal mass murderer, right?
1437	32	36	24.209	1.322	180	0.178	31.051	1.031	312	0.103	32.595	0.982	28.24	1.133	2009	2	Ed puts forth another one of his little essaysimg on the question of "Is Obama a Muslim?", giving us what has to be the most blatant violation yet of the Second Conservapedia Commandment. UPDATE: Schlafly correctsimg some of Ed's "liberal lies"... Perfect! MOAR UPDATE: Some schmuck has the nerve to delete The Assfly's devine conjecture Pure factimg We'll just see about that.img EVEN MOAR UPDATE Said schmuck to be banned in 3,2,1 . . .img LAST UPDATE: Banhammered!img
1438	43	45	24.218	1.776	180	0.239	31.051	1.385	312	0.138	32.606	1.319	28.253	1.522	2009	2	Conservapedia admits that humans can cause global warmingimg — as long as those humans are liberals, that is...
1439	47	49	24.232	1.94	180	0.261	31.051	1.514	312	0.151	32.618	1.441	28.267	1.663	2009	2	Dial M for moron. Andy's SES application is a shoo-in with sentences like this: "It is thereby complementary within the truth that it addresses and assists in the instruction regarding what is already contained within the district's prevailing instructional program."img
1440	13	25	24.25	0.536	180	0.072	31.051	0.419	312	0.042	32.629	0.398	28.28	0.46	2009	2	CP's newest Goon Squad member JY23 approaches TK: "Master, Master! I can't find the Block Mail button anywhere!img I tried to use it on the last guy I banhammeredimg for thisimg post, which was his only talk page post between several goodimg edits, but it wasn't there! Help, please!"
1441	-13	31	24.251	-0.536	180	-0.072	31.051	-0.419	312	-0.042	32.641	-0.398	28.293	-0.459	2009	2	The upcoming issue of Newsweek has a major article about the vaccine-autism link scare. Counting down until that hits the CP latest news .... 5, 4, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, Wait! Aren't the numbers supposed to go down?
1442	45	47	24.256	1.855	180	0.25	31.051	1.449	312	0.144	32.652	1.378	28.307	1.59	2009	2	Probably imagining he would have been Duke Andrew I of the House of Schlafly, the Assfly declares that feudalism was goodimg because the peasants didn't have to commute to work in the morning. Oh, and homeschooling started with feudalism.
1443	50	52	24.272	2.06	180	0.278	31.051	1.61	312	0.16	32.663	1.531	28.32	1.766	2009	2	Ladies, gentlemen, and the peasants rooting around in the filth leading merry, healthy, fulfilling lives outside the arena, Duke Andrew I of the House of Schlafly presents today's joust: Sir Chivalry versus The Black Knight of Communism!img Sex & age discrimination? Huzzah! Treating everyone equally? Booooooo.
1444	5	15	24.292	0.206	180	0.028	31.051	0.161	312	0.016	32.675	0.153	28.333	0.176	2009	2	Uncle Ed's new prayer forum - edit summaries!img Also, please to eventually correct the spling erorimg?
1445	-14	24	24.285	-0.576	180	-0.078	31.051	-0.451	312	-0.045	32.686	-0.428	28.346	-0.494	2009	2	Thank you, parodist!img UPDATE: Notimg for longimg!
1446	15	19	24.285	0.618	180	0.083	31.051	0.483	312	0.048	32.698	0.459	28.36	0.529	2009	2	Uncle Ed: "Phelps is only wrong in his idea that God 'punishes' and 'hates' homosexuals."img Ed also opines that communists have their theory right and that there are economic problems that capitalism cannot eliminate.
1447	13	17	24.281	0.535	180	0.072	31.051	0.419	312	0.042	32.709	0.397	28.373	0.458	2009	2	TK: "Liberals (like Edimg Poor) like to spinimg how Fred Phelps is not a liberal!" Also of interest: TK implies that you become a conservative/liberal simply by donating to the respective Presidential Candidate.
1448	34	36	24.276	1.401	180	0.189	31.051	1.095	312	0.109	32.721	1.039	28.386	1.198	2009	2	CPalmer falls victimimg to TK's recent additionsimg to the Etiquette Guidelines: "Revertingimg a sysop? Bad idea."img
1449	-3	7	24.284	-0.124	180	-0.017	31.051	-0.097	312	-0.01	32.732	-0.092	28.4	-0.106	2009	2	Ed: Please see this pageimg (which doesn't exist)img for more information
1450	37	45	24.272	1.524	180	0.206	31.051	1.192	312	0.119	32.743	1.13	28.413	1.302	2009	2	Andy Schlafly has a "commanding grip of statistical analysis displayed on numerous occasions in the pages of this encyclopaediaimg. That's news toimg us. (For comprehensive lulz, just read the whole talk pageimg.)
1451	6	26	24.287	0.247	180	0.033	31.051	0.193	312	0.019	32.755	0.183	28.426	0.211	2009	2	Ed...edit summary...lulzimg
1452	10	22	24.288	0.412	180	0.056	31.051	0.322	312	0.032	32.766	0.305	28.44	0.352	2009	2	Bad grammarimg is preferable to emotions...
1453	39	45	24.286	1.606	180	0.217	31.051	1.256	312	0.125	32.778	1.19	28.453	1.371	2009	2	Even Ed found it incomprehensible!img UPDATE: PJR continues to spank Andy around with the truthimg
1454	25	29	24.301	1.029	180	0.139	34.809	0.718	309	0.081	32.789	0.762	28.466	0.878	2009	3	Andy fixes liberal placement biasimg - which was introduced by liberal... Ed Poor?img
1455	-82	94	24.304	-3.374	180	-0.456	34.809	-2.356	309	-0.265	32.801	-2.5	28.48	-2.879	2009	3	We found a witch! May we burn herimg?[2]
1456	20	34	24.354	0.821	180	0.111	34.809	0.575	309	0.065	32.812	0.61	28.493	0.702	2009	3	TK shows his community-building skills: "Oh noes! People are trying to participate! How can we fix that?"img
1457	24	28	24.36	0.985	180	0.133	34.809	0.689	309	0.078	32.823	0.731	28.506	0.842	2009	3	Etiquette Guideline: "If in doubt, discuss before editing!img 90/10 Rule: "Discussing is talking; talking is bad!"img So does it really surprise anybody that you can get a 90/10 banimg for pointing outimg flaws of Ken's pet article?
1458	52	54	24.363	2.134	180	0.289	34.809	1.494	309	0.168	32.835	1.584	28.52	1.823	2009	3	After Ed Poor opens a commentimg with a vague criticism of Dear Leader, TK decides that new user Umlaut wrote it, and makes a thinly-veiled threat to ban him in the same editimg. Update: One commentimg later, the guy gets a 3 month blockimg despite PJR's best efforts.img Update of Doom: TK removesimg Ieuan's analysis and then declares the discussion to be over by archivingimg the rest of the page, leaving nothingimg behind. Mandatory update: Wheelimg Warimg with quality edit comments like "the c
1459	9	9	24.384	0.369	180	0.05	34.809	0.259	309	0.029	32.846	0.274	28.533	0.315	2009	3	March 1: The day JM became Ken's bitchimg and moved the community's (sort of) "Weekly Featured Article" under Ken's "Article of the Year" and "Article of However Long I Want".
1460	31	31	24.373	1.272	180	0.172	34.809	0.891	309	0.1	32.858	0.943	28.547	1.086	2009	3	Jpatt: "Dear Robert,img you are obviously not aware that our Global Warming page is really the Anti-Global Warming page, so please stop inserting inconvenient facts into it. However, you can create an Anti-Anti-Global Warming page."
1461	40	46	24.378	1.641	180	0.222	34.809	1.149	309	0.129	32.869	1.217	28.56	1.401	2009	3	TK seems to be about to deep-burn some comments about whether edits to Conservapedia constitute a violation of federal law 18 USC 1030. There's been quite a dust-up on the Commandmentsimg talk page about this issue, and it may become the next FBI incident. The burned material has been saved here. UPDATE: PJR has restored itimg. PJR, you know that TK has de-sysop'ed more powerful people than yourself, don't you? There's MOER: TK revertsimg PJR's reversion. - EDIT WAR? MOAR: Hsmom joins inimg.
1462	20	24	24.393	0.82	180	0.111	34.809	0.575	309	0.065	32.88	0.608	28.573	0.7	2009	3	What took you, TK? After making a few too many rational edits to "Global Warming"img, RobertWDP gets a 1-month blockimg for "adding Euro-Socialist group think to this encyclopedia."img UPDATE: Your talk page is your castleimg unless TK decides otherwise.img
1463	7	23	24.393	0.287	180	0.039	34.809	0.201	309	0.023	32.892	0.213	28.587	0.245	2009	3	Meet Sjay, spin doctorimg for college dropout Sean Hannity and against college-educated Jimmy Wales.
1464	7	17	24.392	0.287	180	0.039	34.809	0.201	309	0.023	32.903	0.213	28.6	0.245	2009	3	♥ K e n D o l l ♥ wonders if God is popularimg at CP.. Nahhhimg! Well fine, he is.. he's even more popular than homosexuality!img (and we all know how ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ loooves his homosexualityimg).
1465	11	13	24.387	0.451	180	0.061	34.809	0.316	309	0.036	32.915	0.334	28.614	0.384	2009	3	♥ K e n D o l l ♥ breaks out the thesaurus and takes 14 edits playing with the big words.img
1466	8	18	24.379	0.328	180	0.044	34.809	0.23	309	0.026	32.926	0.243	28.627	0.279	2009	3	Jpatt, in the midst of wikilinking almost every word in his newsbite that is an article title, links toimg an article about the wrong Duluth.img
1467	-21	35	24.374	-0.862	180	-0.117	34.809	-0.603	309	-0.068	32.938	-0.638	28.64	-0.733	2009	3	Professor Dandy Andy employs Conservapedian mathematics while grading Student 8img's homework to prove that 60/70 = 100%. Or are boy answers worth more points than girl answers because girls are bad at math and won't recognize that they're getting shafted in the work = score department?
1468	68	74	24.382	2.789	180	0.378	34.809	1.954	309	0.22	32.949	2.064	28.654	2.373	2009	3	Do not think!img Conform to the Lecture!img Conservative Gradingimg, perhaps?
1469	16	22	24.416	0.655	180	0.089	34.809	0.46	309	0.052	32.96	0.485	28.667	0.558	2009	3	Jpatt tries to link the Chinese year of the Ox with tax avoidance...and failsimg...who would have thought it
1470	56	62	24.415	2.294	180	0.311	34.809	1.609	309	0.181	32.972	1.698	28.681	1.953	2009	3	Jpatt tries to argue about the scienceimg...to say he gets it completely and humiliatingly wrong would be an understatement...
1471	5	9	24.441	0.205	180	0.028	34.809	0.144	309	0.016	32.983	0.152	28.694	0.174	2009	3	SJohnson pokesimg Andy.
1472	40	46	24.43	1.637	180	0.222	34.809	1.149	309	0.129	32.995	1.212	28.708	1.393	2009	3	Horsey DEAD?img I beat it!!!img Update: Hsmom realizesimg that she is now the sole voice of sanity on the Main Page talk page, to which TK says "Too bad!"img "I have sent you a very important message."img Because the natural place to discuss on-wiki issues... is off-wiki.
1473	8	16	24.445	0.327	180	0.044	34.809	0.23	309	0.026	33.006	0.242	28.721	0.279	2009	3	Giving his best to prevent non-sysops from feeling like a part of CP, TK has decreed that only Higher Beings may actually voteimg on Featured Articles. The lower class can postimg on the talk page (where sysops can easily ignore them).
1474	72	82	24.439	2.946	180	0.4	34.809	2.068	309	0.233	33.018	2.181	28.735	2.506	2009	3	Andy doesn't want the US healthcare system to become as 'bad' as the UK'simg....that's right, the one that's ranked 19 places above the US by the WHO!
1475	9	25	24.48	0.368	180	0.05	34.809	0.259	309	0.029	33.029	0.272	28.748	0.313	2009	3	Silly troll, CP doesn't want to hear your opinion,img even though it's a debate! Theimg answerimg "no"img isimg unacceptable.img
1476	19	25	24.48	0.776	180	0.106	34.809	0.546	309	0.061	33.04	0.575	28.762	0.661	2009	3	Irony or futilityimg?
1477	51	55	24.48	2.083	180	0.283	34.809	1.465	309	0.165	33.052	1.543	28.775	1.772	2009	3	Andy: Obama's a dirty liar. He pledged transparency, but keeps his summit shrouded in secrecyimg Anyone could have missed the White House sponsored live blog and streaming video They were only linked from the main page of Whitehouse.gov Update: Hsmom pointsimg this out. (WIGO much?) Andy: Live streaming!? Maybe good enough for a libelous liberal, but I want MOAR!img
1478	13	29	24.502	0.531	180	0.072	34.809	0.373	309	0.042	33.063	0.393	28.789	0.452	2009	3	Pointingimg outimg that Conservapedia lies, misquotes and is utterly clueless about material it posts on its Main Page with your well-cited evidence gets you absolutely nowhereimg. Of course. Plus ça change?
1479	41	45	24.505	1.673	180	0.228	34.809	1.178	309	0.133	33.075	1.24	28.802	1.424	2009	3	Well-documented statistics expert Andy Schlafly questions the statistical knowledgeimg of Richard Lenski.
1480	33	37	24.519	1.346	180	0.183	34.809	0.948	309	0.107	33.086	0.997	28.816	1.145	2009	3	Reason #832 why TK is Andy's favorite: TK: "ShawnJ, your userpage violatesimg the 'You must only say positive things about CP and its sysops' commandment!" ShawnJ: "Dude, overkillimg much?" TK: "You're luckyimg that I didn't ban you! ...on secondimg thought, that gaveimg me an idea..." EXTRA LULZ: TK's comment, before blocking with email disabled, was "If you want to be unblocked, you can ask Andy to do so." In any case, Andy doesn't receive email.
1481	14	16	24.528	0.571	180	0.078	34.809	0.402	309	0.045	33.098	0.423	28.829	0.486	2009	3	Andy: Kathleen Sebelius didn't show up at a health care summit (because she is still doing her job prior to confirmation), therefore Obama's pulling a fast one!img
1482	12	26	24.522	0.489	180	0.067	34.809	0.345	309	0.039	33.109	0.362	28.843	0.416	2009	3	READ ALL ABOUT ITimg: OBAMA PREPARED TO ISSUE EXECUTIVE ORDER TO LIFT BAN ON FEDERAL FUNDING OF STEM CELL RESEARCH. Clearly Conservapedia is so excited about all the lives that could be saved with the new research, they wanted to shout it so loud that Bush could hear it all the way in Crawford! (and cry afterwards).
1483	26	32	24.523	1.06	180	0.144	34.809	0.747	309	0.084	33.12	0.785	28.856	0.901	2009	3	TK: Admitting legal immigrants to the United States somehow constitutesimg levying War against them, or adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. Now if only we could find the people who let TK's forebears through and lock them up for treason...
1485	18	18	24.528	0.734	180	0.1	34.809	0.517	309	0.058	33.143	0.543	28.883	0.623	2009	3	It's Andy Insight Time! We can never proveimg whether God exists or not. (Obviously Andy should read his own blog encyclopedia occasionally.) Also, atheists only exist because God was a dick and didn't reveal himself to them, and "real atheists" won't oppose classroom prayer.
1486	10	12	24.524	0.408	180	0.056	34.809	0.287	309	0.032	33.155	0.302	28.897	0.346	2009	3	Jpatt, waxing lyrical on the "strength's" of "school book curriculum," forgot to turn the grammar checker on.img
1487	9	15	24.515	0.367	180	0.05	34.809	0.259	309	0.029	33.166	0.271	28.91	0.311	2009	3	School textbooks are flawed and distort religion.img By which DeanS obviously means that they don't conform to Conservapedia's exacting standards in these matters.
1488	24	26	24.508	0.979	180	0.133	34.809	0.689	309	0.078	33.178	0.723	28.924	0.83	2009	3	Ed Poor (aka Wikipedia User #188) creates a new articleimg by copypasting a sentence from the organization's completely unbiased mission statement - and manages to get their name wrong on both occurrences.
1489	27	31	24.509	1.102	180	0.15	34.809	0.776	309	0.087	33.189	0.814	28.937	0.933	2009	3	Sorry, Ed, but in the few days between his postimg and your reply,img your new best friend ShawnJ got banhammeredimg by TK for complainingimg about his user page deletion.
1490	20	22	24.514	0.816	180	0.111	34.809	0.575	309	0.065	33.2	0.602	28.951	0.691	2009	3	Following up on his declaration that opposing classroom prayer makes you Anti-Christian, Andy defines "moderate" as "someone who favors abortion and/or supports censorship of Christianity in some ways"img
1491	12	18	24.512	0.49	180	0.067	34.809	0.345	309	0.039	33.212	0.361	28.965	0.414	2009	3	Our Glorious Leader hard at work. Despite being busy writing his lecturesimg, comrade Assfly still finds time to joke with one of his men and complimentimg him on that dissenter he executedimg last week.
1492	29	33	24.508	1.183	180	0.161	34.809	0.833	309	0.094	33.223	0.873	28.978	1.001	2009	3	Senior Sysop and Schlafly's right hand TK: "Oops!img *giggle* I seem to have deleted the Main Page talkpage - againimg - and I don't know how to undelete it! Silly me! But it's not like anybody will miss the talk page history, anyway! Transparency!"
1493	44	44	24.513	1.795	180	0.244	34.809	1.264	309	0.142	33.235	1.324	28.992	1.518	2009	3	FredFerguson firesimg off a logical answer to Andy's taunts. We know how this will end, right. MO': ArthurA has the audacity to present a factimg from a book of facts. How will Andy respond to this incursion? MOAR: Andy has determined that CIA is part of the Government and therefore not a "Trusworthy" source unlike the FBI. He follows that up with something straight out of the quote generatorimg
1494	86	94	24.527	3.506	180	0.478	34.809	2.471	309	0.278	33.246	2.587	29.005	2.965	2009	3	Psst! Andy! Want to know the real reason gun control would have been impossible in feudal timesimg? They didn't have guns.
1495	4	4	24.575	0.163	180	0.022	34.809	0.115	309	0.013	33.258	0.12	29.019	0.138	2009	3	Per Andy, genocide didn't occur until the 20th Centuryimg Oh, really? Of course, Israelites killing every man, woman, and child in the city of Jericho wouldn't count, presumably because they didn't have any notion of "survival of the fittest", only "survival of the divinely favored".
1496	3	3	24.561	0.122	180	0.017	34.809	0.086	309	0.01	33.269	0.09	29.033	0.103	2009	3	Al Gore has the "closed-minded dogmatism of a religious zealot"img. Well, if there's one thing Andy knows... (Note his bolding for emphasis.)
1497	-34	54	24.546	-1.385	180	-0.189	34.809	-0.977	309	-0.11	33.28	-1.022	29.046	-1.171	2009	3	Obama's acting stupidimg when he unbans funding for embryonic stem cell research right after a major breakthrough with the adult ones. Conservapedia probably would have thought this of that stupid man who invented the light bulb right after a major breakthrough in gas lighting technology.
1498	10	20	24.566	0.407	180	0.056	34.809	0.287	309	0.032	33.292	0.3	29.06	0.344	2009	3	JM completely gives in to Ken's willimg and now also moves the Masterpiece under "Ken's Article of the Year" and "Article of However Damn Long I Wish". Update: So who is left to oppose the seemingly unstoppable force that is Ken? Why, the one truly unstoppable force on CP: TK!img
1499	11	17	24.563	0.448	180	0.061	34.809	0.316	309	0.036	33.303	0.33	29.073	0.378	2009	3	Template:Pascal on depravityimg: Quick, who do you think came up with this one?  I'll give you a hint: It's a two-sentence quotation linked from exactly one other article.  If you guessed User #188,img you're right!
1500	20	34	24.558	0.814	180	0.111	34.809	0.575	309	0.065	33.315	0.6	29.087	0.688	2009	3	The corruption of JessicaT beginsimg. Blocks of TK, conservative, Iduan, Ed Poor, and CPalmer expected to follow (some help for you Jess). UPDATE! I found another one! MOAR: We still love you, Jessimg, but could you "un-TK" that post?
1501	78	80	24.564	3.175	180	0.433	34.809	2.241	309	0.252	33.326	2.341	29.101	2.68	2009	3	In-depth news analysis, Schlafly style: A man who dresses in black must be an atheist.img Maybe Andy should double check his sources. UPDATE: This issue is raised; Andy responds, "Liberal denier! Intent does matter!"img Someone should change the newsbite to read, "Wearing all black with anti-Christian intent is characteristic of anti-Christian belief systems." More, More: You dare to point out the hypocrisyimg of the great and powerful OZ Schlafly? Away you go!img
1502	-15	31	24.602	-0.61	180	-0.083	34.809	-0.431	309	-0.049	33.337	-0.45	29.114	-0.515	2009	3	Joaquín is either very clueless, or very cruel, but either way, it's a bit harsh to tell somebody to recreateimg their account, with account creation disabled.
1503	20	24	24.607	0.813	180	0.111	34.809	0.575	309	0.065	33.349	0.6	29.128	0.687	2009	3	The Democrats are trying to attack Rush Limbaugh!img How petty and stupid can you get? (It is, of course, perfectly all right for Mr. Limbaugh to attack Joe Biden by claiming he has an I.Q. of 32%, since when was I.Q. a percentage point, though?)
1504	73	87	24.606	2.967	180	0.406	34.809	2.097	309	0.236	33.36	2.188	29.142	2.505	2009	3	Andrew Schlafly, wearing black?img Say it aint so! He must be one of them dangerous atheists!
1506	43	47	24.649	1.744	180	0.239	34.809	1.235	309	0.139	33.383	1.288	29.169	1.474	2009	3	No matter how hard parodists might try, they will never reach TK's level of creepiness/WTF: "The clock has been started, AndyJM. When you hear the bell, please don't ask for whom it is tolling. It will be tolling for you." The reason for the message: AndyJM didn't mind his own business.img UPDATE! AndyJM jumps! To AndyJM: the communist liberal fascist trolls of RW invite you to join them in destroying all hope for humanity. Bring your own goat. THE END! bannedimg (with several IP range blocks),
1507	59	63	24.664	2.392	180	0.328	34.809	1.695	309	0.191	33.395	1.767	29.183	2.022	2009	3	UN diplomats in New York don't pay parking tickets? Outrageous!img US diplomats in London don't pay parking tickets? La la la la! I can't hear you!img Update: As always, TK wins the argument.img
1508	-17	31	24.691	-0.689	180	-0.094	34.809	-0.488	309	-0.055	33.406	-0.509	29.196	-0.582	2009	3	Because you support A museum constructionimg that brings in jobs, you're a liberal according to Saxplayer.
1509	9	21	24.695	0.364	180	0.05	34.809	0.259	309	0.029	33.417	0.269	29.21	0.308	2009	3	TK: Police union accuses Bill Ayers of murder.img He does not bother to mention that, according to his own source, the accusation rests solely on the word of a confirmed wingnut who is affiliated with these people.
1510	81	83	24.692	3.28	180	0.45	34.809	2.327	309	0.262	33.429	2.423	29.224	2.772	2009	3	Is it doublethink or just plain idiocy? Jessica: "Members of vandal sites will be blocked."img - Jimmy: "But... you're a member there, too, so you should also be blocked!"img (*blocked*img) - Jessica: "Nuh-uh! Only those who vandalize and brag will be blocked."img - John: "So what about the guy who made no edits here and didn't brag there?"img (*blocked*img) - Jessica: "He's a member of a vandal site! Guilty by association, duh!"img
1511	-15	27	24.732	-0.606	180	-0.083	34.809	-0.431	309	-0.049	33.44	-0.449	29.238	-0.513	2009	3	Karajou tries to lighten things up a bit.img
1512	9	15	24.734	0.364	180	0.05	34.809	0.259	309	0.029	33.452	0.269	29.251	0.308	2009	3	Jpatt is veering dangerouslyimg toward word salad territory.
1513	-9	27	24.727	-0.364	180	-0.05	34.809	-0.259	309	-0.029	33.463	-0.269	29.265	-0.308	2009	3	Was thisimg obvious enough? Perhaps not, but with our help, even TK has a slight chance to see the evidenceimg. We'll miss him, another musician down.
1514	81	93	24.729	3.276	180	0.45	34.809	2.327	309	0.262	33.475	2.42	29.279	2.767	2009	3	MikeSalterimg goes out in a blaze of glory. MOAR: He's not just a vandal, he's a traitor!img
1515	14	32	24.775	0.565	180	0.078	34.809	0.402	309	0.045	33.486	0.418	29.292	0.478	2009	3	The WHO reports that the British health care system is better than the U.S.'s? A liberal view, irrelevant and not credible.img The lib-burr-rul New York Times, well known for being unable to tell a news article from a cowpat, digs up dirt on a Democrat? Flash it all over the main page.img
1516	24	36	24.78	0.969	180	0.133	34.809	0.689	309	0.078	33.497	0.716	29.306	0.819	2009	3	TK (who regularly deletesimg his talkpage or has it deleted by request) forbids a user from nominating the user's own talkpage for deletion by reverting the request and then protecting the page. Oh, and then he bansimg the user for requesting this. And then deletes it anywayimg.
1517	67	75	24.788	2.703	180	0.372	34.809	1.925	309	0.217	33.509	1.999	29.32	2.285	2009	3	TK shows that perspective is everything as he grabs LArron's rangeblock summary tableimg to demonstrate how CP only blocked 0.328% of the entire Internet: 10,513,786 IPs on a site with 28,132 users and 607,279 edits.img "Proof of hysterical, deceit-filled caterwauling by vandal sites" indeed.
1518	28	34	24.822	1.128	180	0.156	34.809	0.804	309	0.091	33.52	0.835	29.334	0.955	2009	3	Conservapedia 101: make up the conclusion, then pick and choose the evidenceimg Update: Explicitlyimg approvedimg by senior sysop TK.
1519	21	23	24.828	0.846	180	0.117	34.809	0.603	309	0.068	33.532	0.626	29.347	0.716	2009	3	Joaquín makes a proposalimg. Does he have anyone in mindimg?
1520	31	35	24.827	1.249	180	0.172	34.809	0.891	309	0.1	33.543	0.924	29.361	1.056	2009	3	Following last week's standoff between RW and JessicaT, perhaps realising the hypocrisy of the situation (see WIGO's below) the kitten retracts her claws.img Domou arigatou gozaimasu!
1521	51	51	24.834	2.054	180	0.283	34.809	1.465	309	0.165	33.555	1.52	29.375	1.736	2009	3	FredFerguson departs with a Parthian Shot and a warning for parentsimg. JY23 preserves the best bits in Conservapedia's Museum of Good Senseimg. Fred gets blockedimg for use of an ad hominem argument. (Full text here)
1522	31	39	24.852	1.247	180	0.172	34.809	0.891	309	0.1	33.566	0.924	29.389	1.055	2009	3	Andy - doing his best at "teaching". Bonus lulz for Andy stating that "two" is equal to "several".img
1523	71	71	24.861	2.856	180	0.394	34.809	2.04	309	0.23	33.577	2.115	29.403	2.415	2009	3	Andy, again, makes up some utter bullshit and sells it as "CONSERVATIVE TRIUMPH!"img
1524	35	45	24.892	1.406	180	0.194	34.809	1.005	309	0.113	33.589	1.042	29.416	1.19	2009	3	Andy says 'its a scandal, its an outrage' that a man was arrested for trying to hand Bill Ayers a Bible and a copy of Atlas Shruggedimg. Without mentioning, of course, that the article he uses as a citation says the man fully intended to disrupt Ayers' speech, made a "rude gesture" involving his middle finger, resisted arrest, and had previously caused problems at every one of the 4 speeches by Ayers at the same institution.
1525	20	26	24.906	0.803	180	0.111	34.809	0.575	309	0.065	33.6	0.595	29.43	0.68	2009	3	TK breathlessly reports that Washington DC has higher Aids infection rates than West Africa,img pointing out that black men are most likely to be infected, and that only 3 in 10 use condoms. TK blames the "liberal government," and not the previous administration that worked on the principle of "keep it in your pants."
1526	83	83	24.907	3.332	180	0.461	34.809	2.384	309	0.269	33.612	2.469	29.444	2.819	2009	3	Andy confirms that "no Conservapedia contributors have mental problems!"img
1527	12	22	24.946	0.481	180	0.067	34.809	0.345	309	0.039	33.623	0.357	29.458	0.407	2009	3	TK has obviously been taking Andy's history course. He claims entrepreneurship is a conservative value and blames the current economic downfall on Government "stifling it for dozens of years"img Maybe he should be reminded who has been in charge for 20 of the last 28 years.
1528	46	48	24.944	1.844	180	0.256	34.809	1.321	309	0.149	33.635	1.368	29.472	1.561	2009	3	Sourcing made easy: Ken re-uploads a familiar imageimg and now gives Flickr as a source. Said Flickr photo was uploaded today by a completely new user and just happens to link back to his pet article. Hmmmmmmm...
1529	8	22	24.96	0.321	180	0.044	34.809	0.23	309	0.026	33.646	0.238	29.485	0.271	2009	3	PJR claims that "NIV is not 'liberal'"img - but surely, Philip, you admit that NIV is a disputed (and thus at least more liberal) translationimg since it only has 14 references to Hell, 35 references to the Devil, and watered down "Holy Ghost" to "Holy Spirit", right?
1530	69	79	24.958	2.765	180	0.383	34.809	1.982	309	0.223	33.657	2.05	29.499	2.339	2009	3	How to be a douche, TK-style: 1) User raises concernimg 2) Let them know that you can see their personal info, so they don't try to raise concern againimg 3) Another user questions your moveimg 4) Attack with "LIBERAL," "AD HOMINEM," "DECEIT," "MENTAL ILLNESS," "FRAUD," and anything else you can.img 5) User concedes defeatimg 6) In an act of stupendous self-contradiction, deny that the user could have been mistakenimg and GODSPEEDimg. MOAR: Accuse banned user of deceit for refusing to acknowledg
1531	28	36	24.994	1.12	180	0.156	34.809	0.804	309	0.091	33.669	0.832	29.513	0.949	2009	3	Conservative consistency on the News page. TK complainsimg that a low rate of condom use is contributing to an AIDS "epidemic" in D.C. Six items above, Dean reinterprets the Pope's statement that condoms are "not the answer" to mean that "Condoms 'Increase' AIDS Epidemic in Africa"img.
1532	55	63	25.001	2.2	180	0.306	34.809	1.58	309	0.178	33.68	1.633	29.527	1.863	2009	3	Oh, sweet merciful crap -- Ken Conservapedia has launchedimg a YouTube channel. UPDATE: Apparently, comments are now moderated. Surprise, surprise.
1533	25	33	25.027	0.999	180	0.139	34.809	0.718	309	0.081	33.692	0.742	29.541	0.846	2009	3	Our obsessionimg withimg homosexualityimg? You mean librul homosexual obsessionimg? Sure, Foxtrot. You don't have any obsession with homosexuality at all.img Nope, notimg atimg allimg
1534	29	35	25.032	1.159	180	0.161	34.809	0.833	309	0.094	33.703	0.86	29.555	0.981	2009	3	CP's quest to erase any feeling of a community goes on: First, Ed declaredimg that not everybody is an "editor", but rather a "contributor", and now Andy points out that even "contributor" is a title to be earnedimg - all to defend his "Zero Mental Illnesses Among CP Contributors!" claim.
1535	12	32	25.039	0.479	180	0.067	34.809	0.345	309	0.039	33.715	0.356	29.568	0.406	2009	3	According to Andy,img the words "Good Samaritan" were not available to the translators of the King James Bible, not even when they wrote about the... er... good Samaritan? But at least now we know why the KJV didn't mention the War On Terror or the American Dream.
1537	15	41	25.044	0.599	180	0.083	34.809	0.431	309	0.049	33.737	0.445	29.596	0.507	2009	3	ENorman leaves Conservapedia with a parthian shotimg, a threat regarding a high-level sock, and a friendly offer to some of Conservapedia's more moderate users.
1538	8	16	25.054	0.319	180	0.044	34.809	0.23	309	0.026	33.749	0.237	29.61	0.27	2009	3	Our favorite xenophobe's latest newsbite: Nancy Pelosi expresses an opinion about immigrants. This makes her guilty of disagreeing with him "endless liberal ignorance."img
1539	16	24	25.048	0.639	180	0.089	34.809	0.46	309	0.052	33.76	0.474	29.624	0.54	2009	3	Andy's newest historical insight: Galileo's house arrest was like the internment of Japanese Americans during the Second World Warimg.
1540	35	37	25.048	1.397	180	0.194	34.809	1.005	309	0.113	33.772	1.036	29.638	1.181	2009	3	Irony Meter ASPLODE! Andy explainsimg the "mental problems" statement. Quoth the Assfly himself: "...Public school students have high percentages of mental problems. I doubt that's a coincidence, given what they are taught and told to repeat. Free yourself from that here..." DIPSHIT.
1541	4	20	25.056	0.16	180	0.022	34.809	0.115	309	0.013	33.783	0.118	29.652	0.135	2009	3	The right-wingers are getting their knickers in a twist at the prospect of reinstituting the draft.img Why? Because the inductees would be sent to help people rather than blow them up.
1542	15	25	25.052	0.599	180	0.083	34.809	0.431	309	0.049	33.794	0.444	29.666	0.506	2009	3	"How different their example is from the Internet Trolls and vandals (they mentioned us on the telly!) most of us must interact with daily, who claim to be rational, yet seek to deny those who disagree with them (come talk to us here, idiots! We won't let cuR anyone block you!) the right to their own voice." Real subtle, TK;img one would never guess to whom you are referring.
1543	52	52	25.052	2.076	180	0.289	34.809	1.494	309	0.168	33.806	1.538	29.68	1.752	2009	3	Jpatt pens a new masterpieceimg, because, after all, whatever opinion you write is true as long as you quote the Bible.
1546	3	21	25.07	0.12	180	0.017	34.809	0.086	309	0.01	33.84	0.089	29.721	0.101	2009	3	Foxtrot warns of T3H Eebil Librul Deseats!img Bonus points for his assertation that "echo chambers" actually ARE a bad thing.
1547	25	31	25.067	0.997	180	0.139	34.809	0.718	309	0.081	33.852	0.739	29.735	0.841	2009	3	A bombardment of questions leaves ASchlafly with little choice but to curl up into a ballimg and roll away. EXTRA LULZ: The questioner (whom Andy told to "Contribute more, and more substantively") had already been bannedimg.
1548	39	39	25.071	1.556	180	0.217	34.809	1.12	309	0.126	33.863	1.152	29.749	1.311	2009	3	Mild jokes at a sysop's expense?img We can'timg have that!imgUPDATE JY23 moves with the times and breaks off all ties.img
1549	29	37	25.081	1.156	180	0.161	34.809	0.833	309	0.094	33.874	0.856	29.763	0.974	2009	3	Ed Poor gets creepier and creepier.img
1550	-19	25	25.089	-0.757	180	-0.106	34.809	-0.546	309	-0.061	33.886	-0.561	29.777	-0.638	2009	3	While Fred Phelps says, "Thank God for IEDs," Jpatt says, There are no IEDs.img (Or any instability in Iraq, for that matter.)
1551	19	49	25.089	0.757	180	0.106	34.809	0.546	309	0.061	33.897	0.561	29.791	0.638	2009	3	...or just email me your phone number if you are.img
1552	17	17	25.105	0.677	180	0.094	34.809	0.488	309	0.055	33.909	0.501	29.805	0.57	2009	3	Apparently, steering away from incredible liberal sources and keeping it family-friendly doesn't apply when you're Ed Poor being creepy.img
1553	105	105	25.099	4.183	180	0.583	34.809	3.016	309	0.34	33.92	3.096	29.819	3.521	2009	3	PJR throwsimg in the towel and decides to make a much-anticipated PJR Wiki. Will Andy beg him to stay, or wave goodbye to another librull?
1554	55	55	25.152	2.187	180	0.306	34.809	1.58	309	0.178	33.932	1.621	29.833	1.844	2009	3	Schlafly Skimming at its best: The Telegraph laughs at Conservapedia for "hav[ing] no time for reality's liberal bias." Andy, in his infinite illiteracy, brags about being in the news.img UPDATE: "Conservative" and "UK" don't belong in the same sentence.img
1555	10	10	25.172	0.397	180	0.056	34.809	0.287	309	0.032	33.943	0.295	29.847	0.335	2009	3	Andy quotes from this completely unbiased 'source'img written by someone called 'Schlafly', even if he can't even spell the title properly
1556	12	20	25.162	0.477	180	0.067	34.809	0.345	309	0.039	33.954	0.353	29.861	0.402	2009	3	Ed "Math Teacher" Poor: "Obama was born in August 1961, now it's March 2009, so Obama is 48."img - Andy "Obama lies about everything" Schlafly: "You're wrong, Obama is 47... according to his published birthday,img at least..."
1557	12	14	25.159	0.477	180	0.067	34.809	0.345	309	0.039	33.966	0.353	29.875	0.402	2009	3	Corrupted by Hollywood Valuesimg: Ayn Rand?img
1558	57	59	25.151	2.266	180	0.317	34.809	1.638	309	0.184	33.977	1.678	29.889	1.907	2009	3	Andy admits he likes theimg British National Party, except where they're too liberal. This is what happens when you think education comes from pontificating before doing the requisite reading, even at your own blog.
1559	10	16	25.174	0.397	180	0.056	34.809	0.287	309	0.032	33.989	0.294	29.903	0.334	2009	3	Better late than never. Or maybe... not: December 28: A user asksimg for help/clarification. February 13: TK bansimg the user. March 21: TK is happy to help!img
1560	-21	55	25.168	-0.834	180	-0.117	34.809	-0.603	309	-0.068	34	-0.618	29.917	-0.702	2009	3	Joaquín Martínez: Somehow thisimg constitutes a "masterpiece." Conservapedia's standards must be slipping...
1561	53	57	25.187	2.104	180	0.294	34.809	1.523	309	0.172	34.012	1.558	29.931	1.771	2009	3	BREAKING NEWS: hELL. Freezes. Over!img UPDATE Thaws, then re-freezes!img
1562	11	15	25.208	0.436	180	0.061	34.809	0.316	309	0.036	34.023	0.323	29.945	0.367	2009	3	TK: "Jefferson wrote that bit about the separation between Church and State only once, for crying out loud! That doesn't mean anything!img The man likely didn't even mean it!"
1563	15	35	25.202	0.595	180	0.083	34.809	0.431	309	0.049	34.034	0.441	29.959	0.501	2009	3	Eugh! Science!img
1564	26	30	25.208	1.031	180	0.144	34.809	0.747	309	0.084	34.046	0.764	29.973	0.867	2009	3	Andy's logic: If I do somethingimg, that means it's spreading like wildfire!img
1565	31	35	25.211	1.23	180	0.172	34.809	0.891	309	0.1	34.057	0.91	29.987	1.034	2009	3	Andy revisits his childhood.img 0 in mental problems, indeed.
1566	30	32	25.218	1.19	180	0.167	34.809	0.862	309	0.097	34.069	0.881	30.002	1	2009	3	Andy "The Dude" Schlafly to JoshuaZ: "You had potential, but atheism made you dumb."img
1567	37	39	25.222	1.467	180	0.206	34.809	1.063	309	0.12	34.08	1.086	30.016	1.233	2009	3	Youtube creationism nutter Venomfangx signsimg up for CP... and lasts 4 minutesimg.
1568	16	40	25.231	0.634	180	0.089	34.809	0.46	309	0.052	34.092	0.469	30.03	0.533	2009	3	CP: We don't like none of them WORDS things in our arguments!img If you have a point, quote verse; if you have something to hide, be technical! UPDATE: User blocked (TK IP insanity, apparently not because of this), and page burned.
1570	15	15	25.241	0.594	180	0.083	34.809	0.431	309	0.049	34.114	0.44	30.058	0.499	2009	3	Andy turns Best New Conservative Wordsimg into a century by century footraceimg.
1571	23	31	25.234	0.911	180	0.128	34.809	0.661	309	0.074	34.126	0.674	30.072	0.765	2009	3	Lord Voldemort works in concert with CP to catch vandals.img
1572	32	34	25.238	1.268	180	0.178	34.809	0.919	309	0.104	34.137	0.937	30.086	1.064	2009	3	The racist vibes are true in this one.img UPDATE For you the war is over, Yankee dog!img
1573	26	30	25.244	1.03	180	0.144	34.809	0.747	309	0.084	34.149	0.761	30.1	0.864	2009	3	Ed "Permaban for saying 'Your opinion sucks!' in jest" Poor catches somebody who said "to revert that moron's edits" and lays down the law: "May I edit your comment, Terry?"img UPDATE Ok, I won't call that moron a moron, if you don't like itimg
1574	28	30	25.247	1.109	180	0.156	34.809	0.804	309	0.091	34.16	0.82	30.114	0.93	2009	3	Andy asks the hard-hitting questions...The Head of Special Olympics accepts Obama's apology, but did Obama apologize?img No.img The liberal bias of reality is alive and kicking. UPDATE: woo, Pepperlynn really understood Andy want concise answersimg. Moar: Pepperlynn also understood that it's better to leave on your own termsimg instead of waiting for the Goon Squad to kick in your door. Takes all the fun out of being a goon, doesn't it, JY23img?
1575	8	16	25.25	0.317	180	0.044	34.809	0.23	309	0.026	34.172	0.234	30.128	0.266	2009	3	In life, you win some and you lose some, but it's always nice to know that Ed Poor can see the good side of everything.img
1576	3	11	25.244	0.119	180	0.017	34.809	0.086	309	0.01	34.183	0.088	30.143	0.1	2009	3	All in favor of kicking JM out of the Featured Article Committee for repeatedly moving the Featured Article under Ken's Article Of Eternity and the Masterpiece?img Update(?): Knowing that Philip is gone and JM is working for him, Ken once again testsimg just how much he can get away with by also moving the Article Of The Year to the top.
1577	58	60	25.235	2.298	180	0.322	34.809	1.666	309	0.188	34.194	1.696	30.157	1.923	2009	3	Andyimg thinksimg the Associated Press use Conservapedia to do their factchecking. However,img a careful reader might have inferred it from where it is clearly stated in the original article, which was posted at least four hours before Andy's claim. "Cody? Cody?"img.
1578	26	40	25.257	1.029	180	0.144	34.809	0.747	309	0.084	34.206	0.76	30.171	0.862	2009	3	Pepperlynn packs it in, with a succinct parthian shot
1579	0	18	25.267	0	180	0	34.809	0	309	0	34.217	0	30.185	0	2009	3	Funny, you'd think that 'ol assfly wouldn't criticize his fellow idiots...[1]img
1580	32	40	25.262	1.267	180	0.178	34.809	0.919	309	0.104	34.229	0.935	30.199	1.06	2009	3	Projection 101: TK lets loose:img "Conservatives intrinsically reject Ad hominem," but liberals and atheists are moral relativists, Richard Dawkins is immoral and deceitful, and if you don't agree with TK, you're a deceitful person. All in the same short post, folks!
1581	7	21	25.272	0.277	180	0.039	34.809	0.201	309	0.023	34.24	0.204	30.213	0.232	2009	3	According to TKimg, who manages to come up with two different spellings of Fannie Mae, both wrong, the fact Barney Frank's ex-lover ran a call boy service makes him ineligible to comment on the Supreme Court. (Oh, and Frank is about to turn (hee-hee-hee) 69. We get the joke, TK.)
1582	31	39	25.269	1.227	180	0.172	34.809	0.891	309	0.1	34.251	0.905	30.227	1.026	2009	3	TK points out that "Many are thinking it is high time to remove the special rights the media is granted in the Constitution, because they have long ago forsworn their duty to the public."img Like maybe, oh, I don't know... a Fairnessimg Doctrineimg? MOAR: Lets just edit that silly old Constitution, huh?img Its only four little words.
1583	9	21	25.278	0.356	180	0.05	34.809	0.259	309	0.029	34.263	0.263	30.242	0.298	2009	3	TK shines again:img "Good Christians are suddenly labeled 'right-wing' by the media! How dare they brand people like that? I mean, all they did was standing up against anti-Catholic leftists!"
1584	23	25	25.275	0.91	180	0.128	34.809	0.661	309	0.074	34.274	0.671	30.256	0.76	2009	3	Andy somehow manages to dip a little further, claiming the English language is growing more conservative and so is the United States. Why is Obama president you ask? "Simple, actually I've made up another new term for it- it's smoke and mirrors! Aren't I great?!"img UPDATE:It just gets better: My list of less than 100 "words" most of which are actually phrases is undeniable proof that English is growing more conservative.img
1585	10	12	25.275	0.396	180	0.056	34.809	0.287	309	0.032	34.286	0.292	30.27	0.33	2009	3	Ed Poor, scientist: "Anyway, science is not about authority or polls: it's the search for cause and effect. A theory makes predictions. If the predictions don't come true, a true scientists (sic) junks the theory and starts over."img Funny, that's not the Conservapedia way.img
1586	3	11	25.266	0.119	180	0.017	34.809	0.086	309	0.01	34.297	0.087	30.284	0.099	2009	3	Andy the Linguist votes in "assimilate," out "me-too."img But Andy, that word is from the 16th century, and "desired" may be pushing it. Twofer, "smoke and mirrors" is now a conservative word. Maybe?img
1587	4	12	25.257	0.158	180	0.022	34.809	0.115	309	0.013	34.309	0.117	30.298	0.132	2009	3	TK: Don't add things from Media Matters for America, since they're biased.img Before adding negative comments, back them up! Glenn's own words, TK.
1588	70	76	25.249	2.772	180	0.389	34.809	2.011	309	0.227	34.32	2.04	30.313	2.309	2009	3	PJR starts his own wiki in response to all the crap he's received at CP. Is this the beginning of a long and beautiful fiendship?
1589	24	34	25.282	0.949	180	0.133	34.809	0.689	309	0.078	34.331	0.699	30.327	0.791	2009	3	Monet can only be fully appreciated printed out on a laser printer from a (37kb!!) JPEGimg rather than on the wall in art museums.
1590	11	23	25.287	0.435	180	0.061	34.809	0.316	309	0.036	34.343	0.32	30.341	0.363	2009	3	Bad Jessica! You don't fuck withimg ♥ K e n D o l l ♥'s SMEAR OF THE FOREVER!
1593	16	26	25.286	0.633	180	0.089	34.809	0.46	309	0.052	34.377	0.465	30.384	0.527	2009	3	♥ K e n D o l l ♥ and aSK: Q: Are you conservative at aSK? A: No! Q: Are you Ruylopez? A: I plead a grammatically awkward Fifth! UPDATE: Burnt.img Ken sucks. MOAR: Screen cap of what Ken burned. MOAR! well, someone was bound to do it...img
1594	11	15	25.286	0.435	180	0.061	34.809	0.316	309	0.036	34.389	0.32	30.398	0.362	2009	3	CP takes issue with WP's "entry on 'Gun Politics in the United States' that falsely claims that 'Gun politics as a political issue dates to the earliest days of the United States.'img To be fair, the 2nd Amendment is pretty far down to read.
1595	13	19	25.28	0.514	180	0.072	34.809	0.373	309	0.042	34.4	0.378	30.412	0.427	2009	3	China is part of Europeimg, according to DeanS. Did they move, or did Belgium launch a leveraged buyout? UPDATE Hello, Dean!img
1596	7	9	25.275	0.277	180	0.039	34.809	0.201	309	0.023	34.411	0.203	30.427	0.23	2009	3	Please Sirimg, may I have some more... block rights, so I too can torment the few editors we have left.
1597	15	17	25.265	0.594	180	0.083	34.809	0.431	309	0.049	34.423	0.436	30.441	0.493	2009	3	Ed: "We follow the Principle of Least Surpriseimg here... and no surprise! here's the articleimg".
1598	21	27	25.26	0.831	180	0.117	34.809	0.603	309	0.068	34.434	0.61	30.455	0.69	2009	3	Ed: Mental health problems are a matter of choiceimg. Now pull your socks up and stop acting so depressed!
1599	21	29	25.261	0.831	180	0.117	34.809	0.603	309	0.068	34.446	0.61	30.469	0.689	2009	3	People "must be ready to defy the President when they disagree with his policies."img Irony meters overload. UPDATE:Find the word "defy" that isn't a headline nor a commentary on CP's link. For ref. the complete text of Jindal's speech
1600	-22	40	25.263	-0.871	180	-0.122	34.809	-0.632	309	-0.071	34.457	-0.638	30.484	-0.722	2009	3	Probablyimg, Andy. Because you don't know how many students are actually in your class, nor do you remember where you stopped your lecture. And you are the teacher.
1601	90	94	25.273	3.561	180	0.5	34.809	2.586	309	0.291	34.469	2.611	30.498	2.951	2009	3	PJR tells all! (Linked from here.)
1602	29	29	25.317	1.145	180	0.161	34.809	0.833	309	0.094	34.48	0.841	30.512	0.95	2009	3	Another validimg query with a misinformed responseimg, followed by a blockimg.
1604	33	53	25.319	1.303	180	0.183	34.809	0.948	309	0.107	34.503	0.956	30.541	1.081	2009	3	Another editor flees the toxic dump CP has become, leaving a a final note. This site is failing rapidly!
1605	14	32	25.337	0.553	180	0.078	34.809	0.402	309	0.045	34.514	0.406	30.555	0.458	2009	3	Irony meters all over the world detect the powerful blastimg that occurred at Conservapedia.
1607	8	18	25.341	0.316	180	0.044	34.809	0.23	309	0.026	34.537	0.232	30.584	0.262	2009	3	"Conservapedia has more fans of its evolution article among YouTube video producers!" It certainly does.
1608	71	75	25.337	2.802	180	0.394	34.809	2.04	309	0.23	34.549	2.055	30.598	2.32	2009	3	Classic deranged Schlafly: Andy versus a good natured user, who is on the same side and agrees with Andyimg. How dare he make a friendly suggestion to add a link to a charity and not mention LIBRULS?! Contribute more! Liberal deceit! We won't have charities around here! Defeating liberals is more important than supporting charities! *BANNED!*img
1609	7	17	25.369	0.276	180	0.039	34.809	0.201	309	0.023	34.56	0.203	30.613	0.229	2009	3	TK proves the media is deceitful, by arguing that CNN, Time Magazine and the Los Angeles Timesimg report the story. Where's the deceit? Apparently, the organization providing the figures is labeled "advancing women's reproductive rights." Bad media! Bad!
1610	-78	98	25.363	-3.075	180	-0.433	34.809	-2.241	309	-0.252	34.571	-2.256	30.627	-2.547	2009	3	Yet another userimg quits Coservapedia. Will more follow? Will more RW users lern how to spel "Conservapedia" at least?
1611	17	21	25.41	0.669	180	0.094	34.809	0.488	309	0.055	34.583	0.492	30.641	0.555	2009	3	Dandy Andy tries for his own Edgar Award by clarifying pre-Christ Romans did not know absolute truthimg, not truth truth; and when did "regret" become so selfish?img
1612	30	34	25.407	1.181	180	0.167	34.809	0.862	309	0.097	34.594	0.867	30.656	0.979	2009	3	Andy tosses down the gauntletimg to the dum librulz ... safe in the knowledge that they - and often their entire neighbourhoods - are permabanned from CP anyway.
1613	76	80	25.413	2.991	180	0.422	34.809	2.183	309	0.246	34.606	2.196	30.67	2.478	2009	3	Namby-pamby 'energy saving' is for FAGS!img Efficiency is an anti-American UN plot!img. Pffft, Earth Hour is just an excuse for liberals to be lazyimg.
1614	25	31	25.448	0.982	180	0.139	34.809	0.718	309	0.081	34.617	0.722	30.685	0.815	2009	3	ThomasW expresses his amazementimg that anyone thinks TK is for real. Andy disagreesimg with the suggestion that he cannot tell people's motives with his claimed 95% accuracy. Thomas says the B wordimg and gets bannedimg, of course.
1615	30	34	25.451	1.179	180	0.167	34.809	0.862	309	0.097	34.629	0.866	30.699	0.977	2009	3	Discussing pro-abstinence, conservative VP candidate's unwed daughter's actual pregnancyimg = gossipimg.Discussing an unseen video of liberal VP's daughter allegedly using cocaine = Front Page Newsimg
1616	19	23	25.457	0.746	180	0.106	34.809	0.546	309	0.061	34.64	0.548	30.713	0.619	2009	3	Andy identifies the problem of "high word:substance ratio"img... CP-speak: the only language in the world whose vocabulary gets smaller every year. Soon there will be only simple dichotomies and Big Brother's Andy's new Conservative words left.
1617	31	39	25.455	1.218	180	0.172	34.809	0.891	309	0.1	34.651	0.895	30.728	1.009	2009	3	Another educational and high quality entry!img
1618	50	50	25.464	1.964	180	0.278	34.809	1.436	309	0.162	34.663	1.442	30.742	1.626	2009	3	WesleyS runs for the hills.img Andy's circle grows smaller by the day.
1619	-46	58	25.48	-1.805	180	-0.256	34.809	-1.321	309	-0.149	34.674	-1.327	30.757	-1.496	2009	3	Hello new user!img Goodbye!img
1620	39	45	25.5	1.529	180	0.217	34.809	1.12	309	0.126	34.686	1.124	30.771	1.267	2009	3	The quality of feedback from "Amateur-fessor" Andy: "Great score, 33 out of 37!img But don't be optimistic, I grade the weaker students' papers first!" "Wait, no, 32.img You had another mistake I didn't catch!" "Someone's scored higher than you!"img "Nope, 31!img Found another mistake you made." GOAT: How does he get 37 points, when the exam is 35 questions, with 9 honors questions and an extra credit question? Update the results are back and the winner got 42 out of 37.
1621	35	35	25.513	1.372	180	0.194	34.809	1.005	309	0.113	34.697	1.009	30.785	1.137	2009	3	The Schlafly way: "Ah thanks for your service, Lib'rul. Funny though, you must have decided to leaveimg because my awesome midterm shows how awesome and superior conservative learning is."img
1622	27	41	25.519	1.058	180	0.15	34.809	0.776	309	0.087	34.708	0.778	30.8	0.877	2009	3	Congratulations to homeschool instructor Andy Schlafly, whose managed to have two thirds of his class score a D or Fimg (i.e. 30 or less correct out of 44) on his Bible Study World History Midtermimg exam. Money well spent, parents.
1623	25	29	25.529	0.979	180	0.139	34.809	0.718	309	0.081	34.72	0.72	30.814	0.811	2009	3	Welcome to Bizarro-CP: Andy: "George W. Bush shouldn't be called a conservative."img - Ed Poor: "Liberals don't deserve all the blame for something."img
1624	-74	82	25.531	-2.898	180	-0.411	34.809	-2.126	309	-0.239	34.731	-2.131	30.829	-2.4	2009	3	Acionyx jubatusimg my kitten drowning ass!. We don't need this Creationist crap here!img
1625	8	22	25.567	0.313	180	0.044	34.809	0.23	309	0.026	34.743	0.23	30.843	0.259	2009	3	Ed Poor knows someone who knows the "leader of the Washington Times!"img (Which makes sense, as the Times is owned by the Reverend Moon.)
1626	10	26	25.565	0.391	180	0.056	34.809	0.287	309	0.032	34.754	0.288	30.858	0.324	2009	3	Just when you think that the bottle's empty there's always one more drop at the bottomimg.
1627	23	29	25.565	0.9	180	0.128	34.809	0.661	309	0.074	34.766	0.662	30.872	0.745	2009	3	How could a collection of good, Christian nations fight each other during the Second First World War, asks ProfessorimgTeacher Andy? Evolutionists and that gosh-darned survival of the fittestimg, that's why!
1628	21	25	25.567	0.821	180	0.117	34.809	0.603	309	0.068	34.777	0.604	30.887	0.68	2009	3	Jpatt: Conservapedia's parodists are obviously being bankrolled by, you guessed it, Barack ("Hussein") Obama.img
1629	11	21	25.567	0.43	180	0.061	34.809	0.316	309	0.036	34.788	0.316	30.901	0.356	2009	3	It is anti-Americanimg for the government to keep newspapers afloat. But it is, of course, perfectly all right for the government to keep churches afloat.img
1630	17	29	25.564	0.665	180	0.094	34.809	0.488	309	0.055	34.8	0.489	30.916	0.55	2009	3	Ken deletesimg, then renewsimg the cheetah article (probably to mess up our links), complete with parody content and an inane edit comment! GENTLEMEN! MOAR: TK restores the rest of the edits.
1631	12	16	25.566	0.469	180	0.067	34.809	0.345	309	0.039	34.811	0.345	30.93	0.388	2009	3	Go tell it on the mountain, that Andy has some Good News for us: Handguns are on the riseimg (in one small town in Minnesota, anyway).
1632	37	39	25.56	1.448	180	0.206	34.809	1.063	309	0.12	34.823	1.063	30.945	1.196	2009	3	Our man in the moon: Only Andy can falsify the unfalsifiable!img BREAKING NEWS: An extremely rare occurrence: Andy concedes a pointimg, albeit a "semantic" one. For extra fun, read the entire pageimg where this issue has been brought up two years ago by various users... including Roger Schlafly!
1633	13	13	25.568	0.508	180	0.072	34.809	0.373	309	0.042	34.834	0.373	30.959	0.42	2009	3	Karajou is in a panic because Barney Frank wants the government to regulate your salary!img Karajou didn't read his own link where it says the bill applies to companies that "have received a capital investment from the U.S. government", or, in other words, companies where the government has invested bailout money.
1634	20	20	25.56	0.782	180	0.111	34.809	0.575	309	0.065	34.846	0.574	30.974	0.646	2009	3	Jpatt's Obama-boner becomes even harder: "Muslim agenda of the Obama administration"img - Step One of The Muslim Agenda: Obama used his full name!
1635	14	18	25.557	0.548	180	0.078	34.809	0.402	309	0.045	34.857	0.402	30.988	0.452	2009	3	Karajou breaks an irony meter: Duh, them universities are dumb; they don't even know how to use these here electronic computers.img UPDATE: Karajou retracts his earlier statement. They did it on purpose instead.img
1636	10	16	25.552	0.391	180	0.056	34.809	0.287	309	0.032	34.868	0.287	31.003	0.323	2009	3	NEW WORD!!!!img
1637	23	27	25.546	0.9	180	0.128	34.809	0.661	309	0.074	34.88	0.659	31.017	0.742	2009	3	Homeskollers never cheat! I mean, they could, since the answers are posted on a talk page where everybody goes, but why should they? They aren't evil LIEBRULES!img
1638	4	16	25.547	0.157	180	0.022	34.809	0.115	309	0.013	34.891	0.115	31.032	0.129	2009	3	Ken, a good chess player never plays against himself, especially when the user is blockedimg. Did you take that as a resignation from the liberal opponent?
1639	-52	60	25.541	-2.036	180	-0.289	34.809	-1.494	309	-0.168	34.903	-1.49	31.046	-1.675	2009	3	CUR leaves a lame Parthian shot.img Really lame.img World+dog doesn't care.
1640	10	18	25.563	0.391	180	0.056	34.809	0.287	309	0.032	34.914	0.286	31.061	0.322	2009	3	Really?....That'simg the only thing you think could be improved?
1641	12	16	25.558	0.47	180	0.067	34.809	0.345	309	0.039	34.926	0.344	31.076	0.386	2009	3	TK once again proves Poe's Law with this gem: "Something that is a truism (Obama's terrorist sympathies) shouldn't have to have evidence."img
1642	-11	35	25.552	-0.43	180	-0.061	34.809	-0.316	309	-0.036	34.937	-0.315	31.09	-0.354	2009	3	Gentlemen, I'll let you in on a secret... My plan all along is for CP's evolution article to be in the top ten of a Google search!img Ole! Ole! Oh who gives a shit?
1643	21	31	25.558	0.822	180	0.117	34.809	0.603	309	0.068	34.948	0.601	31.105	0.675	2009	3	Andy seems a little confused... No more of thatimg pro-lifeimg crapimg around here! Blocked!img
1644	16	20	25.561	0.626	180	0.089	34.809	0.46	309	0.052	34.96	0.458	31.119	0.514	2009	3	Joaquín Martínez posts a news item from, of all sources, Al Jazeera.img
1645	25	33	25.558	0.978	180	0.139	34.809	0.718	309	0.081	34.971	0.715	31.134	0.803	2009	3	Ed Poor gives us a largely incomprehensible "thought of the day"img. It's something to do with Black Beauty I think...
1646	41	45	25.563	1.604	180	0.228	34.809	1.178	309	0.133	34.983	1.172	31.149	1.316	2009	3	More unhinged antics from lulzmaster Ken.img ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ believes that Richard Dawkins has shown up on CP, calls his argument about the Boteach/Dawkins slight "Vandalism," then wants to know why the person he believes is Dawkins won't debate Boteach, because "Conservapedians would truly love to see Rabbi Boteach pummel you a second time in a public debate!" Calm down, ♥ K e n D o l l ♥,
1647	25	29	25.575	0.978	180	0.139	34.809	0.718	309	0.081	34.994	0.714	31.163	0.802	2009	3	What?! America interferedimg in Chile's politics? Ed can't have that!
1648	13	19	25.577	0.508	180	0.072	34.809	0.373	309	0.042	35.006	0.371	31.178	0.417	2009	3	CP logic condensed into one sentence: "The individual examples are powerful and just as compelling as more-difficult-to-find statistics."img Yeah, Andy! You forget those hard-to-find "facts!"
1649	21	25	25.573	0.821	180	0.117	34.809	0.603	309	0.068	35.017	0.6	31.192	0.673	2009	3	My new favorite euphemism for sex, courtesy of CP: "addiction to unchastity."img
1650	13	17	25.572	0.508	180	0.072	34.809	0.373	309	0.042	35.028	0.371	31.207	0.417	2009	3	A user who would google the phrase "unintended consequences" on the internet machine would CLEARLY be looking for this articleimg.
1651	10	12	25.567	0.391	180	0.056	34.809	0.287	309	0.032	35.04	0.285	31.222	0.32	2009	3	Ed creates a fine new articleimg...copied entirely from here. But he linked it at the bottom, so that's okay, right? Right?
1652	8	12	25.559	0.313	180	0.044	34.809	0.23	309	0.026	35.051	0.228	31.236	0.256	2009	3	Ed helpfully removes some gossipimg from the news column. The deletion of most of the news items there is expected to follow.
1653	9	11	25.55	0.352	180	0.05	34.809	0.259	309	0.029	35.063	0.257	31.251	0.288	2009	3	You can't see it, but it's everywhere. It's as deadly as a lion and as stealthy as a snake. It promises to wreak untold, ghastly destruction. It's ... SOCIALIZED MEDICINE!img (Now where have we heard this before?)
1654	58	58	25.541	2.271	180	0.322	34.809	1.666	309	0.188	35.074	1.654	31.266	1.855	2009	3	♗ x ♛ !img Andy refuses to give in....
1655	23	27	25.561	0.9	180	0.128	34.809	0.661	309	0.074	35.086	0.656	31.28	0.735	2009	3	Ed continues creating one-sentence stubs of whatever pops into his head. Does this oneimg contain a message from Ed's own subconscious mind?
1656	23	23	25.562	0.9	180	0.128	34.809	0.661	309	0.074	35.097	0.655	31.295	0.735	2009	3	Same-sex marriage coming to Iowaimg is down to the Iowa Supreme Court overruling the will of the people. For some reason unknown to the rest of us, this makes the whole state lib-burr-ull.img
1657	18	20	25.561	0.704	180	0.1	34.809	0.517	309	0.058	35.108	0.513	31.31	0.575	2009	3	Ed reflectsimg on his boot-licking of Andy and TK. Now he understands why he didn't regain adminship at WP.
1658	92	96	25.557	3.6	180	0.511	34.809	2.643	309	0.298	35.12	2.62	31.324	2.937	2009	3	New user: You have a couple of errors in your lecture. Can I help?img Andy: If you think you're so smart, I dare you to take my exam! We don't like know-it-alls here, and I know you're wrong!img New user: I would do your exam if I thought you could give a good exam.img 'Nother user: You're wrong, Andy.img Andy: "I'd too see if either you could even score 50% on the World History Midterm Exam. Looks like both you won't dare display your real knowledge."img New user: Here you go. And here's some f
1659	19	31	25.601	0.742	180	0.106	34.809	0.546	309	0.061	35.131	0.541	31.339	0.606	2009	3	Gentlemen, I bring you an early glimpse!img I can't wait to see which article will get this... KENDATE: More info!img "Evolutionist ladies and gentlemen at a rather liberal website, Operation Hasenpfeffer will be sprung at time of my choosing. It will soon be time to flush that atheist/evolutionist rabbit out of his hole or have him shamefully burrow himself in deeper." Too many Bugs Bunny cartoons, ♥ K e n D o l l ♥?
1660	11	23	25.604	0.43	180	0.061	34.809	0.316	309	0.036	35.143	0.313	31.354	0.351	2009	3	President Barack Obama spends all Sunday at the gym rather than Church! Unsourced, but he's so damn chiselled, it's probably true!img
1661	3	25	25.603	0.117	180	0.017	34.809	0.086	309	0.01	35.154	0.085	31.368	0.096	2009	3	TK continues being a Poe (and Andy refuses to acknowledge): Only those outside the US believe liberals are good people. Americans know liberals are evil!img Completely unrelated: TK, please learn not to separate the subject from the predicate with a comma!
1662	16	24	25.602	0.625	180	0.089	34.809	0.46	309	0.052	35.165	0.455	31.383	0.51	2009	3	Andy gets so excited over a headline mentioning Obama, ACORN, and the census all together that he slaps it on the mainpage raw.img Never mind that according to his cited source, all ACORN will do is encourage people to mail in their census forms so that the Census Bureau will not have to pay house calls... Extra: User: Actually, ACORN had employees that committed voter registration fraud, not election fraud.img TK:You are wrong, lib'rul. Final Warning to you!img User: ...but all the evidence, in
1663	26	30	25.601	1.016	180	0.144	36.923	0.704	280	0.093	35.177	0.739	31.398	0.828	2009	4	TK is up-front about his philosophy on blocking the planet: "Liberal 'ambassadors' of misinformation and parody will run out of IP addresses to use before I grow tired of blocking them. You really need to understand that and the fact we don't consider blocking foreign IP's from this American/Christian/Conservative encyclopedia a bad thing.img" And the American IP's? MOAR: He should also learn to spell "Alinsky" if he's going to rant about him.
1664	58	60	25.604	2.265	180	0.322	36.923	1.571	280	0.207	35.188	1.648	31.413	1.846	2009	4	MOAR ANDY: User: Andy, Brits won't admit there's a ban on Catholic Prime Ministers because no such ban exists.img Andy: If truth were so important, then come up with a better way to say "there's a ban on the Prime Minister being a Catholic!"img And I have proof that such a ban exists, because no Catholic has been a Prime Minister! 'Nother User: Andy, Brits have talked about a Catholic Prime Minister before, and there is no ban.img Why Blair waited is Blair's business. Andy: "Constitutional schol
1665	50	50	25.625	1.951	180	0.278	36.923	1.354	280	0.179	35.2	1.42	31.427	1.591	2009	4	It must be Sunday!img FACTS: "Examples of liberal deceit outnumber examples of conservative deceit by perhaps 10:1. It's probably a higher correlation than alcohol causing liver disease"img
1667	76	76	25.641	2.964	180	0.422	36.923	2.058	280	0.271	35.223	2.158	31.457	2.416	2009	4	Andy dismisses Vivaldi, Tchaikovsky, Verdi, Schubert, Ravel, Mozart, and other "non-German" composers as "obscure,"img. INSIGHT: Liburlz don't know anything!img MOAR It's not about music, it's about languageimg. ANDY WINZ I'm right I'm right I"M RIGHT!.img MOAR!!! TK steamrolls into Andyimg.
1668	-17	29	25.672	-0.662	180	-0.094	36.923	-0.46	280	-0.061	35.234	-0.482	31.472	-0.54	2009	4	You can learn on Conservapedia! I had no idea Sunday was 3 days after Fridayimg. Thanks TK!
1669	11	15	25.674	0.428	180	0.061	36.923	0.298	280	0.039	35.245	0.312	31.486	0.349	2009	4	In a smooth 5 edits, ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ reports that it takes a brain to make a brain.img
1670	6	16	25.667	0.234	180	0.033	36.923	0.163	280	0.021	35.257	0.17	31.501	0.19	2009	4	More Bizzaro World: "The 90/10 Rule is only a guideline. Don't worry."img
1671	56	60	25.661	2.182	180	0.311	36.923	1.517	280	0.2	35.268	1.588	31.516	1.777	2009	4	In a stunning display of competence, TK blocks Conservapediaimg from Conservapedia (domain-address: 65.60.9.250). Good job, â‚®K!
1672	16	20	25.683	0.623	180	0.089	36.923	0.433	280	0.057	35.28	0.454	31.531	0.507	2009	4	Obama doesn't care about you or other stupid people. Want Proof? He is putting the most qualified and educated people into positions of Responsibilityimg! What an Elitist!
1673	-53	63	25.679	-2.064	180	-0.294	36.923	-1.435	280	-0.189	35.291	-1.502	31.545	-1.68	2009	4	Conservapediaimg seems to be down. Perhaps it will be restored through the power of prayer?
1674	0	24	25.702	0	180	0	36.923	0	280	0	35.303	0	31.56	0	2009	4	DeanS blocks a userimg for creating a 'Conservapedia Deceit' article...when it was actually a Conservative Deceitimg article...wait a minute, that's DECEIT!!
1675	12	20	25.701	0.467	180	0.067	36.923	0.325	280	0.043	35.314	0.34	31.575	0.38	2009	4	No Dean, no he doesn'timg...no intelligent person deserves that
1676	43	43	25.698	1.673	180	0.239	36.923	1.165	280	0.154	35.325	1.217	31.59	1.361	2009	4	Evil parody by NBackstrom gets deletedimg and then Andy says pretty much the exact same thing.img
1677	-15	29	25.708	-0.583	180	-0.083	36.923	-0.406	280	-0.054	35.337	-0.424	31.605	-0.475	2009	4	Not only are we in our own little world, we're aheadimgof our timeimg...but only by a weekimg.
1678	22	30	25.71	0.856	180	0.122	36.923	0.596	280	0.079	35.348	0.622	31.62	0.696	2009	4	â‚®K old: Protesters against the G-20 meeting are tweeting commies.img â‚®K new: Those G-20 commies have just REPEALED THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!img Update Shhh! TK also uses Twitter in drag!
1679	-8	28	25.713	-0.311	180	-0.044	36.923	-0.217	280	-0.029	35.36	-0.226	31.634	-0.253	2009	4	Obama actually prepares his statements!?img The nerve of the the guy! Andy must long for the good old days when a President would engage his mouth before his brain...
1680	19	25	25.714	0.739	180	0.106	36.923	0.515	280	0.068	35.371	0.537	31.649	0.6	2009	4	Andy spared the rod and spoiled the child. The end result? - his troubled infant, KennyBaby, takes twenty three editsimg to plaster personal letters to other people on Andy's front doorimg.
1681	6	16	25.714	0.233	180	0.033	36.923	0.163	280	0.021	35.383	0.17	31.664	0.189	2009	4	♥ K e n D o l l ♥, being obviously too excited to string two words together, pulls some boilerplate out of the archives,img hoping that it actually applies.
1682	5	11	25.708	0.194	180	0.028	36.923	0.135	280	0.018	35.394	0.141	31.679	0.158	2009	4	Andy posts the latest example of professor values,img complete with a mugshot of the professor in question that is larger than the newsbite itself.
1683	36	36	25.699	1.401	180	0.2	36.923	0.975	280	0.129	35.405	1.017	31.694	1.136	2009	4	Those nasty liberals are at it again; this time they're 'Desensitizing' us by 'creating a homosexual obsession'img...looking at CP's obsessionimg with it, it seems to be working
1684	3	13	25.705	0.117	180	0.017	36.923	0.081	280	0.011	35.417	0.085	31.709	0.095	2009	4	TK attacks the media for its articles about Jesus during Holy Weekimg...and then decides to link to a two week old article discussing condoms. His mind works in mysterious ways...
1685	4	34	25.697	0.156	180	0.022	36.923	0.108	280	0.014	35.428	0.113	31.724	0.126	2009	4	Vermontimg: endorsing evil since 2009.
1686	38	54	25.702	1.478	180	0.211	36.923	1.029	280	0.136	35.44	1.072	31.738	1.197	2009	4	Member of minor wiki politely requestsimg that the text cut and pasted from his site be properly attributed, gets banhammeredimg for being a fraud/trollimg.
1687	3	13	25.72	0.117	180	0.017	36.923	0.081	280	0.011	35.451	0.085	31.753	0.094	2009	4	But is it slanderimg if it is trueimg?
1688	6	14	25.712	0.233	180	0.033	36.923	0.163	280	0.021	35.463	0.169	31.768	0.189	2009	4	In the news: Joe Biden says US is "much more safer."img CP is much less grammaticaler.
1699	55	59	25.705	2.14	180	0.306	36.923	1.49	280	0.196	35.588	1.545	31.932	1.722	2009	4	User pwns Andy with his own wordsimg. No last wordism...yet. UPDATE: Assfly: No two buildings are of equal height.img Let us hope he never decides to become an architect.
1700	-17	37	25.725	-0.661	180	-0.094	36.923	-0.46	280	-0.061	35.6	-0.478	31.947	-0.532	2009	4	In Britain, there may soon be abortion ads on television. A Catholic bishop goes nuts, calling it "yet another hammer blow to the sanctity of human life in this country."img Now remind us again: who was this Bloody Mary character?
1701	44	46	25.732	1.71	180	0.244	36.923	1.192	280	0.157	35.611	1.236	31.962	1.377	2009	4	Andy seems to think that all US diplomacy should be conducted with opportunity for public comment.img And compares Obama and Hitler for good measure.
1702	23	25	25.744	0.893	180	0.128	36.923	0.623	280	0.082	35.622	0.646	31.977	0.719	2009	4	Not enough homophobic panic, you say?imgThen make it LARGER!img
1703	17	21	25.744	0.66	180	0.094	36.923	0.46	280	0.061	35.634	0.477	31.992	0.531	2009	4	TK on news:" Obama has refused to allow gov't email address to post comments on oil drilling"img CP user: "Hey! here's the address for submitting comments on oil drilling :)"img TK:"..." or "I'm going to ignore that...". While TK and Andy seem to have an obsession with tracking down liberal deceit they have a tendency to conveniently ignore evidence of their own.
1704	17	19	25.741	0.66	180	0.094	36.923	0.46	280	0.061	35.645	0.477	32.007	0.531	2009	4	Jews don't believe in hell either ... does that make them illogicalimg? Andy probably says yes.
1705	5	19	25.737	0.194	180	0.028	36.923	0.135	280	0.018	35.657	0.14	32.022	0.156	2009	4	Affirmative action? Lib-burr-rul government meddling. Government coddling anti-abortion doctors? Excellent.img
1706	8	28	25.733	0.311	180	0.044	36.923	0.217	280	0.029	35.668	0.224	32.037	0.25	2009	4	Karajou: No American president has ever bowed to a foreign potentate before.img Well, we beg to differ.
1707	4	22	25.734	0.155	180	0.022	36.923	0.108	280	0.014	35.68	0.112	32.053	0.125	2009	4	TK, 2009:Obama's an idiot, he doesn't even know that "Austrian" isn't a language.img Andy, 2008: OMG, Obama speaks muslim.img No really, he doesimg
1708	33	37	25.732	1.282	180	0.183	36.923	0.894	280	0.118	35.691	0.925	32.068	1.029	2009	4	Ed's creepy, self-projecting stubbing continues.img MOAR: Is Ed melting down before our very eyes?img EVEN MOAR: Ed Poor, physics professor.img Working for you!
1709	2	28	25.739	0.078	180	0.011	36.923	0.054	280	0.007	35.702	0.056	32.083	0.062	2009	4	â‚®K sez: "You're a troll!img I know because I blocked your school, and therefore, you're a deceitful liberal!" User denies charge; denial reverted for lib-burr-rul deceit.img
1710	13	23	25.74	0.505	180	0.072	36.923	0.352	280	0.046	35.714	0.364	32.098	0.405	2009	4	In â‚®K's own words:img "Using something so inane and archaic as a 16th Century social convention is political relativism truly worthy of radical leftism."
1711	2	28	25.739	0.078	180	0.011	36.923	0.054	280	0.007	35.725	0.056	32.113	0.062	2009	4	Ed: Geocentrism was just as good as heliocentrism.img
1712	90	92	25.74	3.497	180	0.5	36.923	2.438	280	0.321	35.737	2.518	32.128	2.801	2009	4	TK Blocks, deletes & salts Jinximg No comment necessary. It appears that this was probably down to liberal deceit and TK's unswerving devotion to RW. UPDATE: Jinx unblocks himselfimg and asksWTFimgâ‚®K? who responds the only way he knows howimg WHEEL WAR!!!!!! MOAR MOAR MOAR: Jinxie takes his case to a higher courtimg Could one of the Assfly's quarterly decisions be forthcoming? MOST: Jinx is groundedimg.FINALLY Jinx gets his batimg and ballimg back.
1713	24	30	25.78	0.931	180	0.133	36.923	0.65	280	0.086	35.748	0.671	32.143	0.747	2009	4	Gay marriage is a sin, but polygamy is a-ok?img Whatever you say, Andy. UPDATE: The good RJJensen responds to Andy's idiocyimg.
1714	17	31	25.783	0.659	180	0.094	36.923	0.46	280	0.061	35.76	0.475	32.158	0.529	2009	4	Kenny Baby's deranged Red Telephone messages to the Gentlemen on RW are normally contained to his own pages, but his gibberish finally spills over into uncharted territory - Main:Talkimg. UPDATE: He busted all over the Assfly's page as wellimg I, at least, had to awkwardly wipe myself after reading this tripe.
1715	47	47	25.786	1.823	180	0.261	36.923	1.273	280	0.168	35.771	1.314	32.173	1.461	2009	4	Andy and his goons are slightly overprotective of the Obama entry. Case in point: An editor revertsimg a page-blanking vandal, makes two tinyimg edits, then revertsimg Andy (who re-blanked the page via rollback). Result: Five years.img MOAR: Another clearly new user who sees the Obama smears: Um, can we discuss this?img Andy counters with his never-failing go-to move: Don't believe Obama's a Muslim? You have free will to deny 2+2=4 too!!img - POW! That's how it works, folks!
1716	22	26	25.799	0.853	180	0.122	36.923	0.596	280	0.079	35.782	0.615	32.188	0.683	2009	4	Irony meter alert!!! Assfly on Mormon polygamy: "We're not ignoring the issue, but we're not going to exaggerate liberal smears either. The entry should remain factual and not exaggerate an issue as liberals want... Why aren't you just as concerned about writing about FDR's de facto polygamy?img Update: Prof Jensen sticks to his guns, rebutting with facts!img All is lost: CP's resident Mormon joinsimg the debate, and Andy finally manages to fully derail reduceimg the issue to the familiar "libe
1717	39	43	25.799	1.512	180	0.217	36.923	1.056	280	0.139	35.794	1.09	32.203	1.211	2009	4	"My Mommy maded up the word "Globalism"img, did too did too".
1718	29	37	25.809	1.124	180	0.161	36.923	0.785	280	0.104	35.805	0.81	32.218	0.9	2009	4	The size of the Moon's disc as seen from Earth does not vary. God created the Moon to appear exactly the same size as the Sun, and this is proof of the existence of God. Do not challenge these obvious facts with your "observation bias" liesimg.
1719	19	25	25.816	0.736	180	0.106	36.923	0.515	280	0.068	35.817	0.53	32.233	0.589	2009	4	"We're hear to learn..."img English might well be the Meistertaal; shame about the morons who (ab)use it, hey Andy? UPDATE Don't listen to what the site saysimg, idiot. UPDATE UPDATE Make your pages better "then what they areimg".
1720	16	34	25.816	0.62	180	0.089	36.923	0.433	280	0.057	35.828	0.447	32.249	0.496	2009	4	What the hell. . .?img Update: Deletedimg by TK for the obvious reason.
1721	11	23	25.821	0.426	180	0.061	36.923	0.298	280	0.039	35.84	0.307	32.264	0.341	2009	4	TaKe THATimg IPs 174.6.0.0-174.6.255.255!!!eleventyone! (That'll show 'em who's boss!)
1722	43	45	25.819	1.665	180	0.239	36.923	1.165	280	0.154	35.851	1.199	32.279	1.332	2009	4	Man sentenced to death for horrific crime, but in Andy's world since he appeared in one episode of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers 15 years ago as a child, you know what that means....HOLLYWOOD VALUES!img More: After the news bit is challenged by liberals (like RJJensen), Jpatt cites Wikipedia unwittingly citesimg a site that quotes Wikipedia to point out that "Deleon began acting in bit parts in commercials as a child" (which totally makes him a Hollywood actor!)... and then adds a note that you
1723	10	16	25.83	0.387	180	0.056	36.923	0.271	280	0.036	35.862	0.279	32.294	0.31	2009	4	Such a dark placeimg♥ K e n D o l l ' s ♥ closet must be!
1724	25	29	25.824	0.968	180	0.139	36.923	0.677	280	0.089	35.874	0.697	32.309	0.774	2009	4	We can only guess whether he's talking about the 'vandal' or notimg...
1725	80	84	25.826	3.098	180	0.444	36.923	2.167	280	0.286	35.885	2.229	32.324	2.475	2009	4	Liberals! Academic elitists! TK blocks Oxford University and Richard "Stalker" Dawkins.img
1726	30	36	25.861	1.16	180	0.167	36.923	0.813	280	0.107	35.897	0.836	32.339	0.928	2009	4	Let me see, Obama's a muslim: check.img supports illegal aliens: checkimg protecting many secrets to fool the public, check.img Hey, I saw a story that said his half brother is a criminal.img Is it true? Should we feature it in some way? Assfly Responds: I'm sorry, we don't allow gossip on this highly educational site. We're growing rapidly!!!img What's next, admitting Obama being Muslim is only 99% sure? TK Responds: *GASP* "Obama's brother is a criminal! TO THE MAINPAGE!"img
1727	38	50	25.868	1.469	180	0.211	36.923	1.029	280	0.136	35.908	1.058	32.355	1.174	2009	4	Obama orders the successful rescue of the captain of a container ship from "Muslim" Somali pirates. This is part of Obama's "Muslim" agenda. Jpatt is a dope. QEDimg
1728	24	28	25.882	0.927	180	0.133	36.923	0.65	280	0.086	35.92	0.668	32.37	0.741	2009	4	TK & the Ed Poor school of Math... not too long ago, the Riemann integralimg article was a failed nominee for their "Featured rubbish". Today, â‚®K deletesimg and protectsimg it for being "outdated". Countdown to Foxtrot having a fit in 3... 2... 1... UPDATE: Some background info is given at aSK ANOTHER UPDATE: TK presents his versionimg of the events, but not to everyone, of course...
1729	-7	31	25.883	-0.27	180	-0.039	36.923	-0.19	280	-0.025	35.931	-0.195	32.385	-0.216	2009	4	If you accurately point out that Orthodox Christians celebrate Easter a week later that Catholics and western Protestantsimg, TK thinks you lack good will.img
1730	5	13	25.886	0.193	180	0.028	36.923	0.135	280	0.018	35.942	0.139	32.4	0.154	2009	4	Judging by this strange comment,img TK must keep a rather detailed list of the exact whereabouts of his entire extended family. Come to think of it, he probably does...who knew his Checkuser powers extended into the real world...
1731	6	10	25.879	0.232	180	0.033	36.923	0.163	280	0.021	35.954	0.167	32.415	0.185	2009	4	â‚®K: The New York Times would never challenge a liberalimg for being deceitful. (Except, of course, when there is some deceit going on that is not all in Andy's head.)
1732	-17	35	25.869	-0.657	180	-0.094	36.923	-0.46	280	-0.061	35.965	-0.473	32.431	-0.524	2009	4	Nothing you can say will make the Somali piracy any less of a horrid act of thieveryimg. But it is, of course, perfectly all right for European ships to trawl along the Somali coastline nicking all the fish.
1733	11	17	25.875	0.425	180	0.061	36.923	0.298	280	0.039	35.977	0.306	32.446	0.339	2009	4	Ummm...congrats?img
1734	54	60	25.869	2.087	180	0.3	36.923	1.463	280	0.193	35.988	1.5	32.461	1.664	2009	4	TK just loves the Irish!img
1735	15	21	25.89	0.579	180	0.083	36.923	0.406	280	0.054	36	0.417	32.476	0.462	2009	4	When Andy's mommy speaks, it must be breaking news!img Although this sword cuts with a double edge: "Beware of One-Party Classrooms" - indeed. Andy, listen to Mommy.
1736	-3	27	25.887	-0.116	180	-0.017	36.923	-0.081	280	-0.011	36.011	-0.083	32.491	-0.092	2009	4	Andy: Being angry at God is a sign of faith.img (Unless one is a God-hating lib-burr-rul, of course...)
1737	15	21	25.887	0.579	180	0.083	36.923	0.406	280	0.054	36.022	0.416	32.507	0.461	2009	4	Thisimg is the sort of thing that Conservapedia usually calls "liberal censorship." But, anything goes when you're trying to make a "liberal" newspaper look bad...
1738	19	25	25.885	0.734	180	0.106	36.923	0.515	280	0.068	36.034	0.527	32.522	0.584	2009	4	Jpatt: Not recognizing Columbus Dayimg is just as bad as changing Christmas, or voting for Obama because he's blackimg. Getit?
1739	43	45	25.884	1.661	180	0.239	36.923	1.165	280	0.154	36.045	1.193	32.537	1.322	2009	4	The world according to JPatt: Sweden & Denmarkimg are not democracies.
1740	13	21	25.895	0.502	180	0.072	36.923	0.352	280	0.046	36.057	0.361	32.552	0.399	2009	4	Jpatt's just a little behind the timesimg
1741	13	19	25.893	0.502	180	0.072	36.923	0.352	280	0.046	36.068	0.36	32.568	0.399	2009	4	â‚®K: Nobody's guilty unless they've been before a jury of their peers.img But this obviously doesn't apply to user TaKess: "Jpatt, TaKess knows he is being deceitful, and merely goading. A silly ploy (and not so much of a gamble), when dealing with me, because he already knows what the outcome of such deceit is."
1743	12	18	25.888	0.464	180	0.067	36.923	0.325	280	0.043	36.091	0.332	32.598	0.368	2009	4	â‚®K bashes a "liberal" columnist for saying that Republicans are mentally ill.img Because, as we all know, it's the liberals who have the mental problems.
1744	26	32	25.884	1.004	180	0.144	36.923	0.704	280	0.093	36.102	0.72	32.614	0.797	2009	4	At least you're modest Ed...img Perhaps you should credit all the little people who made it useable after you were done with it
1745	27	35	25.887	1.043	180	0.15	36.923	0.731	280	0.096	36.114	0.748	32.629	0.827	2009	4	♥ K e n D o l l ♥, no longer satisfied with Hitler as a poster boy for evolution, finds a new image to revolt the world withimg. Countdown until this picture makes it to the Mainpage and the Dawkins article 3...2...1...
1746	25	33	25.893	0.966	180	0.139	36.923	0.677	280	0.089	36.125	0.692	32.644	0.766	2009	4	â‚®K plagiarizesimg a comment from RationalWiki, typo and all. UPDATE â‚®K then takes a jab at a certain vandal siteimg, while making his own subtle "kenquote" sting. UPDATE: ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ chasesimg TK's remark with a bit of psychological projection.
1747	-57	79	25.897	-2.201	180	-0.317	36.923	-1.544	280	-0.204	36.137	-1.577	32.659	-1.745	2009	4	CPimg is down. Wonder what happened this time?
1748	15	29	25.929	0.579	180	0.083	36.923	0.406	280	0.054	36.148	0.415	32.675	0.459	2009	4	And ye it shall come to pass that April 15th shall be known as the day the Guard dog went ape shit insaneimg, even going to the point of banningimg a user (twice!) 11 hours after his last editimg..
1749	32	34	25.93	1.234	180	0.178	36.923	0.867	280	0.114	36.159	0.885	32.69	0.979	2009	4	This article is about maritime piracy. For software, copyright and trademark piracy see [[cp:Copyright|Copyright Infringementimg].] DeanS' inclusion of a copyrighted cartoon though, isn't "piracy"?
1750	50	50	25.935	1.928	180	0.278	36.923	1.354	280	0.179	36.171	1.382	32.705	1.529	2009	4	Ed defines the CP viewpoint: When conservatives are convinced of something and liberals disagree, in most cases the conservatives are right.img
1751	18	30	25.95	0.694	180	0.1	36.923	0.488	280	0.064	36.182	0.497	32.721	0.55	2009	4	The Ass's Edit History since Mondayimg has consisted of templates on the Main Page and talk, talk, talk. Perhaps he should contribute more substantively?
1752	-16	26	25.952	-0.617	180	-0.089	36.923	-0.433	280	-0.057	36.194	-0.442	32.736	-0.489	2009	4	Notimg a site for gossip, eh?
1753	18	26	25.952	0.694	180	0.1	36.923	0.488	280	0.064	36.205	0.497	32.752	0.55	2009	4	CP: Obama only makes "small donations" to charityimg Real world: Obama gives $172,000 to charity
1754	47	57	25.952	1.811	180	0.261	36.923	1.273	280	0.168	36.217	1.298	32.767	1.434	2009	4	TK, having driven off all the useful editors, focuses his wrath on Kenservativeimg. Update: Ken promptly apologizes and bends overimg
1755	50	54	25.97	1.925	180	0.278	36.923	1.354	280	0.179	36.228	1.38	32.782	1.525	2009	4	JPatt joins the ranks of the repulsiveimg.
1756	79	79	25.987	3.04	180	0.439	36.923	2.14	280	0.282	36.239	2.18	32.798	2.409	2009	4	"Deceit Techniques Used By Liberals Against Conservatives." Hmm, who does this descriptionimg remind you of?
1757	-18	30	26.018	-0.692	180	-0.1	36.923	-0.488	280	-0.064	36.251	-0.497	32.813	-0.549	2009	4	Countdown to Chippeterson becomingimg TK's bitch in 3...2...1...
1758	-13	21	26.021	-0.5	180	-0.072	36.923	-0.352	280	-0.046	36.262	-0.358	32.828	-0.396	2009	4	One wonders if calling Obama a porch monkey would also merely be a warnableimg offenseimg. Jpatt shows his true stripes. The rules don't matter as long as the inappropriately named user is tactlessly directing his hate against disfavored groups, see?
1759	17	23	26.018	0.653	180	0.094	36.923	0.46	280	0.061	36.274	0.469	32.844	0.518	2009	4	₮K eagerly posts an item of breaking newsimg — apparently forgetting that he had posted the same news itemimg a week before.
1760	-6	26	26.016	-0.231	180	-0.033	36.923	-0.163	280	-0.021	36.285	-0.165	32.859	-0.183	2009	4	Jpatt has a very fluid blocking policy: he first banhammers a user with 0 contributions,img then unblocks said user with the comment, "I wait for the attack before perma blocking."
1761	8	10	26.016	0.308	180	0.044	36.923	0.217	280	0.029	36.297	0.22	32.875	0.243	2009	4	Jpatt gives us yet another masterpiece essay coherent article prose poem chunk of word-salad.img
1762	1	25	26.006	0.038	180	0.006	36.923	0.027	280	0.004	36.308	0.028	32.89	0.03	2009	4	Will Schlafly Doo and the Conservapedia Gang solve the great mysteryimg of the so-called hacking caper?img (No.)
1763	21	27	26.006	0.808	180	0.117	36.923	0.569	280	0.075	36.319	0.578	32.905	0.638	2009	4	"Bigotry?img Not us!"img
1764	28	36	26.006	1.077	180	0.156	36.923	0.758	280	0.1	36.331	0.771	32.921	0.851	2009	4	TK quoting from a news article criticising Barney Frankimg, well, almost...TK decides that the original wasn't quite homophobic or defamatory enough, so adds the word 'pervert' to his quote of the original article
1765	22	26	26.012	0.846	180	0.122	36.923	0.596	280	0.079	36.342	0.605	32.936	0.668	2009	4	If those nasty liberals over at that other place are using strikeouts, then so will we!img Update Andy and TK perform mutual masturbationimg explain the value of strike outs and humor. How long before Jinx is called a liberal with reference to liberal style #29: "calling conservative humor "unprofessional and meaningless, and degrades the quality of your encyclopedia.""
1766	54	62	26.012	2.076	180	0.3	36.923	1.463	280	0.193	36.354	1.485	32.952	1.639	2009	4	Andy: My site was down? That's unpossible!!!img!!
1767	-2	24	26.034	-0.077	180	-0.011	36.923	-0.054	280	-0.007	36.365	-0.055	32.967	-0.061	2009	4	Terry "thou shalt not undo another's block" K isn't adverse to changingimg the blocks of other admins himself. Hypocrite much?
1768	180	180	26.032	6.914	180	1	36.923	4.875	280	0.643	36.377	4.948	32.983	5.457	2009	4	Wheaton College is basically garbageimg, according to Andy; it is an an inferior schoolimg that is responsible for producing baby killersimg. But wait! One of The Leader's students chooses to matriculate at Wheaton?img This just in: Wheaton has the smartest student body around!img We have always been at war with Eastasia. UPDATE: Junior editor RobertT reverts Andy's edits. Liberal whitewashing indeed!img
1769	39	41	26.123	1.493	180	0.217	36.923	1.056	280	0.139	36.388	1.072	32.998	1.182	2009	4	Suggesting that PJR's siteimg is more welcoming? NOTimg ALLOWEDimg!
1770	74	78	26.132	2.832	180	0.411	36.923	2.004	280	0.264	36.399	2.033	33.014	2.241	2009	4	It was inevitable.img So, uh, how many sane editors left now? UPDATE: Hall of Fame entry!img More: After we give AlanE sysopship after his second edit, TK blocks Alan's mail: "disablled[sic] email for this now revealed vandal site sysop"img
1771	43	55	26.162	1.644	180	0.239	36.923	1.165	280	0.154	36.411	1.181	33.029	1.302	2009	4	Conservapedia has been a leader in spreading ignorance, peddling pseudoscience and confusing the issueimg. How do they do it? With TK's amazing Photoshop skillsimg. Found exclusively at Conservapedia!
1772	1	31	26.179	0.038	180	0.006	36.923	0.027	280	0.004	36.422	0.027	33.045	0.03	2009	4	Remember TK saying, "...your post is but a mystery to me, since Conservapedia has always also recognized the major Eastern Rite holidays. No matter the day, we all celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus Christ!img" Well, with the Orthodox Easter having just passed, could TK please tell us, just whenimg CP is going to celebrate the event?
1773	34	38	26.182	1.299	180	0.189	36.923	0.921	280	0.121	36.434	0.933	33.06	1.028	2009	4	Yeah TK, I'm sure the reason there were lots of police at your 'Tea Parties' is because they wanted to join inimg...
1774	11	15	26.189	0.42	180	0.061	36.923	0.298	280	0.039	36.445	0.302	33.076	0.333	2009	4	It's â‚®K Psychological Projection Time: The AP pulls its news from where the sun don't shine.img
1775	-24	68	26.182	-0.917	180	-0.133	36.923	-0.65	280	-0.086	36.457	-0.658	33.091	-0.725	2009	4	Andy makes it official...Truth isn't allowed on Conservapedia!img
1776	11	21	26.207	0.42	180	0.061	36.923	0.298	280	0.039	36.468	0.302	33.107	0.332	2009	4	â‚®K: Disney makes millions off of "family values,"img so they're hypocrites if they don't call gays "degenerates" like I do!
1777	30	32	26.204	1.145	180	0.167	36.923	0.813	280	0.107	36.479	0.822	33.122	0.906	2009	4	A clogger mentions Andy after he mouths off yet again about Wikipedia's lib-burr-rul bias. Half an hour later, Andy's engaging in shameless self-promotion.img UPDATE: Jinx hi Jinx!, obviously still trying to get his rights back, rails against Wikipedia in the comment section. MOAR Mutual masturbationimg ensues. ALERT: Holy Deceit Batman, the liberals are swarming.img Call the FBI!
1778	34	38	26.207	1.297	180	0.189	36.923	0.921	280	0.121	36.491	0.932	33.138	1.026	2009	4	Andy scoffs at the idea of burdening his students with actual information.img Don't you know that the worst thing an educator could do is force students to learn unnecessary facts!?
1779	8	22	26.214	0.305	180	0.044	36.923	0.217	280	0.029	36.502	0.219	33.153	0.241	2009	4	It is "anti-Semitic" to support the Palestinian cause,img yet unthinkable to bash Desmond Tutu for doing it. Why? Well, it seems that winning a Nobel Peace Prize makes you immune to criticism (unless, of course, Conservapedia's doing the criticizing).
1780	-1	23	26.211	-0.038	180	-0.006	36.923	-0.027	280	-0.004	36.514	-0.027	33.169	-0.03	2009	4	Remember, you're only allowed to preside over human-rights abuses, etc., if your name is George W. Bush. If anyone else does it (particularly someone we don't like and cuddly-wuddly socialists), we'll jump all over them.img
1781	15	23	26.209	0.572	180	0.083	36.923	0.406	280	0.054	36.525	0.411	33.184	0.452	2009	4	Further evidenceimg that reading too much Time Cube causes brain damage.
1782	67	69	26.208	2.557	180	0.372	36.923	1.815	280	0.239	36.536	1.834	33.2	2.018	2009	4	Andy on the theory of special relativity: "...why haven't you been quoting the Bible during your many edits to this site?"img
1783	42	48	26.233	1.601	180	0.233	36.923	1.138	280	0.15	36.548	1.149	33.216	1.264	2009	4	Andypants, your knickers are showingimg.
1784	33	39	26.245	1.257	180	0.183	36.923	0.894	280	0.118	36.559	0.903	33.231	0.993	2009	4	Tales from the frontimg page: TK createsimg a new encyclopedia article (and instantly protectsimg it for all eternity)! In All-Bold-o-Vision! And it's just a copypaste of something Glenn Beck posted on Fox News! And Beck in turn simply copypasted a text that has been circulating the net with small, often false, edits since 1998.
1785	10	34	26.253	0.381	180	0.056	36.923	0.271	280	0.036	36.571	0.273	33.247	0.301	2009	4	In the spirit of Christian fairness, DeanSimg encourages CPians to freep vote "fail" on the latest MSNBC poll.
1786	29	33	26.257	1.104	180	0.161	36.923	0.785	280	0.104	36.582	0.793	33.262	0.872	2009	4	Conservapedia's copyright policyimg isn't exactly user-friendly or intuitive, but Ed Poor takes this to whole new levels: LowKey asks Andyimg to grant permission to copy an article to aSK. Ed chimes in: "Permission must be obtained from every co-author as well."img News to us, Ed! Update: Lowkey is not terribly impressed by Ed's reading skillsimg or his apparent habitimg of not Minding His Own Business.
1787	12	24	26.261	0.457	180	0.067	36.923	0.325	280	0.043	36.594	0.328	33.278	0.361	2009	4	A huge, ever-growing liberal brain. Bigger!img BIGGER!img BIGGER!!img
1788	25	35	26.26	0.952	180	0.139	36.923	0.677	280	0.089	36.605	0.683	33.294	0.751	2009	4	Is it can be Mini Blunt Knives tiem nao plz? TK bans quite a few accounts, including Krysgimg (an Egyptology studentimg), the retired WesleySimg (an "unused account with no edits"... other than the SEVERAL THOUSANDimg ones where he fixed categories or templates...) and JLauttamusimg.
1789	30	36	26.265	1.142	180	0.167	36.923	0.813	280	0.107	36.616	0.819	33.309	0.901	2009	4	Mommie Dearest breaks an irony meter:img Sharia law is abominable because it allows men to beat a disobedient wife. But it is, of course, perfectly all right to rape a disobedient wife.
1790	2	14	26.27	0.076	180	0.011	36.923	0.054	280	0.007	36.628	0.055	33.325	0.06	2009	4	Andy gives new meaning to the phrase, "making a mountain out of a molehill."img
1791	16	26	26.263	0.609	180	0.089	36.923	0.433	280	0.057	36.639	0.437	33.34	0.48	2009	4	Andy old: Facebook is one of the many world's greatest accomplishments made by a teenager!img Andy new: An accomplshment which happens to lead to lower grades.img His suggested antidote? Conservapedia! Which is actually sound advice, considering that a monkey with a typewriter could probably get full marks on one of Andy's homework assignments...
1792	36	38	26.263	1.371	180	0.2	36.923	0.975	280	0.129	36.651	0.982	33.356	1.079	2009	4	RobertT fixes Assflea's liberal whitewashimg of Wheaton College.
1793	13	21	26.27	0.495	180	0.072	36.923	0.352	280	0.046	36.662	0.355	33.372	0.39	2009	4	Andy has now taken the best conservative words EVAH to be whatever crap he pulls out of his arseimg and without any conservative meaning.
1794	26	30	26.267	0.99	180	0.144	36.923	0.704	280	0.093	36.674	0.709	33.387	0.779	2009	4	Conservative readsimg Vanity Fair
1795	25	27	26.269	0.952	180	0.139	36.923	0.677	280	0.089	36.685	0.681	33.403	0.748	2009	4	Conservative dictionary: Improved:img verb meaning to insert random, disjointed, and un-sourced "facts" (see also: gibberish) EXTRA LULZ: Actual Quote: "These theories developed in connection with the theory of evolution, which would could not have possibly occurred in the thousands of years that people had previously estimated the age of the Earth to be." That sentence needs to be taken out and shot.
1796	22	22	26.27	0.837	180	0.122	36.923	0.596	280	0.079	36.696	0.6	33.419	0.658	2009	4	Andy gets pwned on bible quotesimg. (Reading comprehension, too, but that's not really "news".)
1797	20	22	26.267	0.761	180	0.111	36.923	0.542	280	0.071	36.708	0.545	33.434	0.598	2009	4	Jpatt gives us his latest "Obama not born in the US" insightimg - which has already been shot down even by Newsmax.com (When Newsmax gets to be the voice of reason, you KNOW you're on the fringe.)
1798	17	21	26.265	0.647	180	0.094	36.923	0.46	280	0.061	36.719	0.463	33.45	0.508	2009	4	Andyimg: "The points aboveimg about Trotsky and Orwell are interesting, and I've spent some time without success trying to confirm [i]t. Unfortunately, you don't provide any support for your claims." Support could be found in Conservapedia's article on George Orwellimg - but that's hardly a reliable source. Sky falls: Andy produces a vaguely sane justification.img
1799	64	64	26.262	2.437	180	0.356	36.923	1.733	280	0.229	36.731	1.742	33.466	1.912	2009	4	Did Andy just call us well educated?img Counter-question: Do you really give a damn about the opinion of a guy who thinks that 98.2Kimg are "nearly as many monthly visitors"img as Wikipedia's 75.5M? Update: Clutching at straws Andy?img
1800	49	51	26.283	1.864	180	0.272	36.923	1.327	280	0.175	36.742	1.334	33.481	1.463	2009	4	Andy admits an error in judgement, possibly for the first timeimg. This doesn't stop TK from banning the user that Andy thanked,img(because they know teh AOL is EVIL!)
1801	24	30	26.298	0.913	180	0.133	36.923	0.65	280	0.086	36.754	0.653	33.497	0.716	2009	4	The potential end of civilization as we know it? That's just too far fetched. Must be a liberal parodyimg. Update Wait, that was real? Oh Shit! Breaking Newsimg
1802	30	30	26.3	1.141	180	0.167	36.923	0.813	280	0.107	36.765	0.816	33.513	0.895	2009	4	Schlafly Skimming strikes again: Andy claimsimg that a Yale Daily News article does not use the word "liberal" to refer to the Dark Side of the Supreme Court. Obviously the mention of "the four most liberal" justices right there in the second paragraph was deceptively prominent.
1803	66	68	26.302	2.509	180	0.367	36.923	1.788	280	0.236	36.776	1.795	33.529	1.968	2009	4	Andy the history teacher. "Your answer is excellent; shame that I'm actually clueless about what I'm teachingimg." Italy changed sides in WW1??!! MOAR!" Mussoliniimg was Italy's leader in WW1!
1804	19	33	26.326	0.722	180	0.106	36.923	0.515	280	0.068	36.788	0.516	33.544	0.566	2009	4	â‚®K: Bypass a Republican filibuster and you've repealed government of the people, by the people, for the people;img you see, no matter what those dumb voters said in the last two elections, the Republicans will always be the voice of the people!
1805	58	60	26.33	2.203	180	0.322	36.923	1.571	280	0.207	36.799	1.576	33.56	1.728	2009	4	The Conservapedia way: invent the statistics, then invent the data to fit themimg
1806	25	27	26.349	0.949	180	0.139	36.923	0.677	280	0.089	36.811	0.679	33.576	0.745	2009	4	The Wingnuts are coming! The Wingnuts are coming! Napoleon and Hitler couldn't do it....but can ♥ K e n D o l l ♥ invade Britain?img
1807	31	43	26.349	1.176	180	0.172	36.923	0.84	280	0.111	36.822	0.842	33.592	0.923	2009	4	New Flu Outbreak! Who is at fault? OBAMA, For playing a deceitful game of Golfimg! Of course, It is Ok when, you know, you're a Republican, but he really deserved that.
1808	20	32	26.359	0.759	180	0.111	36.923	0.542	280	0.071	36.834	0.543	33.607	0.595	2009	4	♥ K e n D o l l ♥ is being even more incoherent than usual;img the only thing he manages to say clearly is that something is getting bigger. UPDATE: Threeimg in one day?img That's excessive even for ♥ K e n D o l l ♥!
1810	37	43	26.362	1.404	180	0.206	36.923	1.002	280	0.132	36.856	1.004	33.639	1.1	2009	4	Andy: Typical middle-America city has terrible high-school graduation rates.img Unfortunately, according to his cited source, that city is not so "typical": it has the worst graduation rates in the country! But hey, anyone could have missed it. It's only the first 13 words of the article.
1811	100	100	26.372	3.792	180	0.556	36.923	2.708	280	0.357	36.868	2.712	33.655	2.971	2009	4	â™—: Russia didn't win WWIimg Andy: Your spelling is bad - be specific!img â™—: My spelling is bad, but Russia didn't win WWIimg Andy: Debatable Semanticsimg â™—: Russia didn't win WWIimg Andy: Be more specificimg â™—: RUSSIA DIDN'T WIN WWIimg Andy: BTW, Student One, Russia didn't win WWIimg
1812	-22	40	26.414	-0.833	180	-0.122	36.923	-0.596	280	-0.079	36.879	-0.597	33.67	-0.653	2009	4	â‚®K: Study says a majority of Americans want fewer services, less taxes.img Study also says that almost half of Americans think "America's best days have already come and gone," but we can't mention that, of course!
1813	-17	35	26.422	-0.643	180	-0.094	36.923	-0.46	280	-0.061	36.891	-0.461	33.686	-0.505	2009	4	Oh the irony...anti-evolution "encyclopedia" has an article on a distinctly evolutionary organismimg
1814	3	25	26.427	0.114	180	0.017	36.923	0.081	280	0.011	36.902	0.081	33.702	0.089	2009	4	â‚®K rails about some Obama personality cult,img then goes right on with his job of propping up Andy's personality cult.
1815	3	27	26.426	0.114	180	0.017	36.923	0.081	280	0.011	36.914	0.081	33.718	0.089	2009	4	â‚®K: Standing by one's man is quite admirable, unless that man is Obama. Case in point: The biased lib-burr-rul media, being completely in Obama's pocket, refuse to call him a socialist.img
1816	-40	58	26.426	-1.514	180	-0.222	36.923	-1.083	280	-0.143	36.925	-1.083	33.734	-1.186	2009	4	â‚®K invents a new conservative word- "coronated"img. Update: Ooh, touchy!img Sorry TK, but you're still wrong. Birds may be coronated, human heads are crowned.
1817	101	109	26.444	3.819	180	0.561	36.923	2.735	280	0.361	36.936	2.734	33.749	2.993	2009	4	Clement tells Andy that Canada was a dominion during WWI, not a colony.img Andy calls for backup to prove Clement wrong.img TK declares Andy correct with a quote that explicitly refers to Canada as a dominion.img World History Teacher Andy: "'Dominion' is an obscure term, anyway. It's just another name for 'colony', I bet."img Update: TK back for more Schlafly defenseimg, comparing him to Harvard professors, etc. Andy returns with a protest, comparing himself to God: I may be wrong and my lect
1818	16	22	26.491	0.604	180	0.089	36.923	0.433	280	0.057	36.948	0.433	33.765	0.474	2009	4	JessicaT inserts an update on the personality-cult situationimg — apparently forgetting that the Sinister Cult Leader is Obama, not Nelson Mandela.
1819	15	15	26.489	0.566	180	0.083	36.923	0.406	280	0.054	36.959	0.406	33.781	0.444	2009	4	It's Andy Insight Time: he's waxing ungrammatical lyricalimg with a lot of familiar boilerplate, such as how Conservapedia is a unique example of that rare gem, the Conservative School. (Oh, and the "lib-burr-rul" article is one of "our favorite entries" now.)
1820	19	27	26.482	0.717	180	0.106	36.923	0.515	280	0.068	36.971	0.514	33.797	0.562	2009	4	Never one to let facts deceit get in the way of a personal grudge objective reporting, Andy gives Obama a broadside for 747 flyover.img He neglects to mention that Obama was not in the plane and the FAA gave full permission. Not to be outdone, our own Jinx hi Jinx! knows that Obama personally gave the ok for this.img
1821	26	32	26.483	0.982	180	0.144	36.923	0.704	280	0.093	36.982	0.703	33.813	0.769	2009	4	Sen. Arlen Specter, in "the ultimate act of cowardice and betrayal,"img leaves a party that apparently does not want him. Note how this switch altered Sen. Specter from a moderateimg to a "liberal."
1822	-4	20	26.486	-0.151	180	-0.022	36.923	-0.108	280	-0.014	36.993	-0.108	33.829	-0.118	2009	4	â‚®K Don't need no stinkin neutralityimg By the way, whatever DID happen to MYOB?
1823	2	8	26.482	0.076	180	0.011	36.923	0.054	280	0.007	37.005	0.054	33.845	0.059	2009	4	If you find administrative abuse based on a contributor's personal opinions, let Uncle Ed know.img
1824	-1	13	26.472	-0.038	180	-0.006	36.923	-0.027	280	-0.004	37.016	-0.027	33.86	-0.03	2009	4	All the best ideasimg are taken from The Daily Show...
1825	17	39	26.464	0.642	180	0.094	36.923	0.46	280	0.061	37.028	0.459	33.876	0.502	2009	4	The CIA calls it that, the country calls itself that, the Encyclopedia Brittanica calls it that - even well-known hawk John Bolton calls it that. Unsurprisingly, as it's the official name of the country. But Ed's having none of itimg - country name changed in this particular 'Trusworthy' encyclopedia! Take that, Dear Leader! POW!
1826	-9	19	26.471	-0.34	180	-0.05	36.923	-0.244	280	-0.032	37.039	-0.243	33.892	-0.266	2009	4	Jpatt reports that the Obama administration plans to repeal union oversight regulationsimg — taking great pains not to mention that they were completely useless regulations made by the Bush administration four days before Bush left office.
1827	17	29	26.467	0.642	180	0.094	36.923	0.46	280	0.061	37.051	0.459	33.908	0.501	2009	4	Jpatt makes an addition to Best New Conservative Words:img There is no single word meaning morally bankrupt. His suggestion for such a word: atheism (not even atheistic!).
1828	29	35	26.468	1.096	180	0.161	36.923	0.785	280	0.104	37.062	0.782	33.924	0.855	2009	4	Jinx hi Jinx! engages in some shameless brown-nosing.img That's it Jinx, beg for those rights back.
1830	1	17	26.473	0.038	180	0.006	36.923	0.027	280	0.004	37.085	0.027	33.956	0.029	2009	4	Chief Prosecutor Assfly calls his first witnessimg in the ideological treason trial of arch-fiend Arlen Specter. Coming soon: the guiltyaccused party will be given a chance to publicly recant his flawed views and spend time at the Eagle Forum Center for Conservative Re-Education.
1831	23	31	26.468	0.869	180	0.128	36.923	0.623	280	0.082	37.096	0.62	33.972	0.677	2009	4	Distort D'Newsa: Western civilization is based on Christianity.img Don't believe him? Just ask those well-known Christians like Socrates, Euclid, Hippocrates, Cicero — oh, wait...
1832	12	26	26.47	0.453	180	0.067	36.923	0.325	280	0.043	37.108	0.323	33.988	0.353	2009	4	â‚®K: In just 100 days, Obama's somehow turned the U.S. into a socialist country.img
1833	69	73	26.47	2.607	180	0.383	36.923	1.869	280	0.246	37.119	1.859	34.004	2.029	2009	4	Phyllis Schlafly regarding students silently protesting her being honored at a college graduation: "I'm not sure they're mature enough to graduate.img" Andy Schlafly to students whose college is honoring Obama at their graduation: "PRO-TEST! PRO-TEST! PRO-TEST!img"
1834	18	32	26.496	0.679	180	0.1	36.923	0.488	280	0.064	37.131	0.485	34.02	0.529	2009	4	Fox News sez: U.N. dopeys doctors are self-medicatingimg with medications such as Valium and Diazepam. Somebody forgot to tell them that these are actually two names for the same drug.
1835	-26	48	26.499	-0.981	180	-0.144	36.923	-0.704	280	-0.093	37.142	-0.7	34.036	-0.764	2009	4	Miss California finds a new cause: Promoting Traditional Marriage!img: Which, being translated from CP-speak, means: Cheesed off at losing a pageant, a whiny beauty-queen takes it out on the gays.
1836	26	38	26.512	0.981	180	0.144	36.923	0.704	280	0.093	37.153	0.7	34.052	0.764	2009	4	Conservapedia stumps for a right-wing youth movement called "Youth for White Western Civilization"img.
1837	93	93	26.518	3.507	180	0.517	36.923	2.519	280	0.332	37.165	2.502	34.068	2.73	2009	4	Teh Bishop declaresimg checkmate. TK cunningly knocks the board overimg and leaves a nice screedimg on his Talk page. Are TK and CPalmer the same personimg? Update: TK: The game is overimg. OVERimg.
1838	54	56	26.556	2.033	180	0.3	36.923	1.463	280	0.193	37.176	1.453	34.084	1.584	2009	4	Jallen shortens the list of block reasons,img claiming that its length is irritating.img â‚®K flips her off.img Jallen suggests that TK might be partly to blame;img TK locks that talk-pageimg (apparently forgetting that Jallen is also a sysop) as he is all in a huff about Jallen "editing his post" by un-signing it.img
1839	56	64	26.572	2.107	180	0.311	36.923	1.517	280	0.2	37.188	1.506	34.1	1.642	2009	4	NicholasT apologetically throws his hatimg into the great humor debate. Schalfly respondsimg. NicholasT respondsimg. Assfly slaps JeffCimg on the wrist for interfering with the debateimg. TK decides the debate has already ended and declares that NicholasT was insisting on last wordismimg.
1840	127	131	26.593	4.776	180	0.706	36.923	3.44	280	0.454	37.199	3.414	34.116	3.723	2009	4	Jessica walks a dangerous path.img Update: Revertedimg by TK (duh), but will there be a nasty remark, too? Hmmm: Jessica strikes backimg with a slimmed-down version of her edit. In a shocking turn of events, TK re-adds what Jessica (and anybodyimg else) removed and then some, and backhandedly accuses her of liberalismimg. Finale Andy strips her of her rights.img
1841	41	41	26.652	1.538	180	0.228	36.923	1.11	280	0.146	37.211	1.102	34.132	1.201	2009	4	Really, it's amazing what TK can get away with: Step 1: Completely revertimg all edits by Jessica, Jallen and Karajou. Step 2: "I think there isn't a dispute here."img Step 3: "Really, we have reasons like 'Liberal name calling' and 'Liberal multiculturalism' because the users asked for more ban reasons."img
1842	-11	31	26.66	-0.413	180	-0.061	36.923	-0.298	280	-0.039	37.222	-0.296	34.148	-0.322	2009	4	Andy, known for demanding cited sources for everything under the sun, does not think it necessary to cite his claim that Joe Biden is an idiot;img â‚®K has to add one for him.img
1843	12	24	26.663	0.45	180	0.067	36.923	0.325	280	0.043	37.233	0.322	34.164	0.351	2009	4	TK writes a snarky bit about who'll be Obama's first SCOTUS nomineeimg, but five will get you ten that at least it won't be someone who never served as a judge before.
1844	-6	46	26.661	-0.225	180	-0.033	36.923	-0.163	280	-0.021	37.245	-0.161	34.18	-0.176	2009	4	Andy, completely unable to remain calm while writing about something connected to Obama, completely screws up a simple entryimg. Update: As usual, others mop up after The Boss adds "untrusworthy" informationimg.