User:Mëtäl Mönstër

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"The gods made heavy metal and they saw that it was good. They said to play it louder than hell, and they promised that they would. When losers say it's over with, we know that its a lie, the gods made heavy metal and its never gonna die"


How to tell the difference between real metal bands and posers

Real Metal:

List of metal bands[edit]

  • Metallica
  • Pantera
  • Judas Priest
  • Black Sabbath
  • Led Zeppelin
  • Guns N' Roses
  • Poison
  • Manowar
  • Iron Maiden
  • Stryper
  • Motley Crue
  • Van Halen
  • KISS
  • Def Leppard
  • Motorhead
  • Slayer
  • Megadeth
  • DragonForce
  • Ratt

Poser bands that suck[edit]

  • Avenged Sevenfold
  • Slipknot
  • Korn
  • Killswitch Engage
  • System of a Down
  • Rage against the Machine
  • GWAR
  • As I Lay Dying
  • Bullet for my Valentine
  • Mushroomhead
  • Coheed and Cambria
  • Underoath
  • Fall Out Boy
  • Limp Bizkit
  • Mudvayne
  • Foo Fighters
  • Cradle of Filth
  • Linkin Park
  • Puddle of Mudd
  • W.a.s.p. (Sincerely tries to be metal but phails slightly, will keep on "new" list)
  • the Jonas Brothers