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I have decided to conduct more investigations into coffee. This is partly because I can suddenly borrow strange coffees from people... but there’s more to it than that! We also need the words. If you have any spare words lying around please mail them to us.
These new coffees do not continue in strength from where the first list left off. That would be bad for me. Instead these are just coffees. Incidentally the strength of the old type 05 apparently caused a few minutes of time to stop existing, so I never technically drank it. This does not mean I will drink it again. *
- Type 07, ‘Penguin sphere': I lied. This is not a coffee, it is a can of sprite. And I’m going to drink it. Yes yes yes yes yes.
- Type 08, ‘Town foam': This one is really nice, and also really coffee. I like it. We should all drink this, probably with breakfast.
- Type 09, ‘Orange leaf': This one is very strong, which has broken my numbering system. It is stronger than type 04 and also most other coffees that humans drink. It is not stronger than type 05, because it does not violate causality. I would assign it a fractional number but I have forgotten how to do maths because of this coffee.
- Type 10, ‘Orange leaf': This one is the same as type 09, because of vampiric qualities.
- Type 11, ‘Hanged saints': I am afraid to drink this coffee because of the name. I have speculated about how nice a coffee with this name could be, and I did not end up anywhere nice.
- Type 12, ‘Art platform': I drank this one several times because it was difficult to judge. At first it was like it was made of fire, which was not pleasant. So I drank it again with lots of milk and it was nice. Finally I drank it again with 100% milk and no powder and it was even better. This did not feel like a success.
* - We will not discuss type 06.
--04:27, 2 February 2010 (UTC) (UTC)
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