User:Moneyman/Who Wants to be a Conservapedia Millionaire?
Welcome. I'm your host Andy Schlafly. I'm gonna ask you 15 questions to have your knowledge tested. They increase in difficulty as you go on, so beware! I ain't gonna give you no lifelines cause lifelines are for liberals. I hates proper grammar as in my previous tests, so heres we go!
$100
What is my name?
A. Andy Schlafly
B. Ed Poor
C. Hulk Hogan
D. Bangers and Mash
A is correct! Moving on.
$200
What is my site's name?
A. Wikipedia
B. Conservapedia
C. RationalWiki
D. Illogicopedia
B is the right answer! Moving on.
$300
What is our political position?
A. American liberalism
B. Australian conservatism
C. American conservatism
D. Right-wing wackoism
D is correct!
$500
What is the best religion EVER?
A. Atheism
B. Paganism
C. Christianity
D. Islam
C is absolutely right! Moving on...
$1,000
Who is gonna win in 2012?
A. Barack Obama
B. Mike Huckabee
C. Hillary Clinton
D. Sarah Palin
Wonderful, D! Now they're gonna get a little harder...
$2,000
The Tea Party is...
A. Fricking awesome
B. 1,000% better than the GOP
C. The bestest
D. All of the above
D is absolutely, positively right!
$4,000
Libertarians can best be described as...
A. Wimpy anarchists
B. Lunatics
C. Ugly
D. All of the above
Again, D is right!
$8,000
Which of these men are the greatest who ever walked this Earth?
A. Jesus
B. Karl Marx
C. Ronald Reagan
D. Hillary Clinton
This is a tough one, but C is right!
$16,000
Which principle calls for the taking of all human liberties?
A. Communism
B. Liberalism
C. Fudge donutism
D. Conservatism
A it is!
$32,000
9/11 was caused by whom?
A. Al-Qaeda
B. Muslim Extremists
C. Muslims
D. George W. Bush
C is correct! Only dumb people would pick any of the other choices!
$64,000
Homosexuality is...
A. A choice
B. Perfectly natural
C. Worthy of marriage rights
D. An abomination to God our Lord and our bodies. Godspeed!
D is right! Let's go on...
$125,000
Ban powers are...
A. Useful for banning non far-right users
B. Good, clean fun
C. Only for conservative nutjobs
D. All of the above
D IS CORRECT! MOVING ON, YOUR LITTLE GENIUS!
$250,000
Public school is...
A. Government cheese
B. A place of immmorality, piercings and crap like that
C. A place where teenagers date, get each other pregnant and defy Jesus and Reagan
D. All of the above
D AGAIN! YOU'RE ALMOST A MILLIONAIRE!
$500,000
Global warming is...
A. Science
B. Caused by man
C. Going to happen
D. A lie invented by liberals
D is CORRECT! ON TO THE FINAL QUESTION!
$1,000,000
What color is grass?
A. Green
B. Brown
C. Gray
D. Stupid
C IS CORRECT! CP loves to defy science. Photosynthesis is a huge joke, you know?
Now that you're a millionaire, here's your check. Come on, take it. No, will, I'll donate it to the RNC so Michael Steele can have a little fun. You played this game for nothing, I guess. Aschlafly signing off, Godspeed!