User:Moneyman/Who Wants to be a Conservapedia Millionaire?

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Welcome. I'm your host Andy Schlafly. I'm gonna ask you 15 questions to have your knowledge tested. They increase in difficulty as you go on, so beware! I ain't gonna give you no lifelines cause lifelines are for liberals. I hates proper grammar as in my previous tests, so heres we go!

$100

What is my name?

A. Andy Schlafly

B. Ed Poor

C. Hulk Hogan

D. Bangers and Mash

A is correct! Moving on.

$200

What is my site's name?

A. Wikipedia

B. Conservapedia

C. RationalWiki

D. Illogicopedia

B is the right answer! Moving on.

$300

What is our political position?

A. American liberalism

B. Australian conservatism

C. American conservatism

D. Right-wing wackoism

D is correct!

$500

What is the best religion EVER?

A. Atheism

B. Paganism

C. Christianity

D. Islam

C is absolutely right! Moving on...

$1,000

Who is gonna win in 2012?

A. Barack Obama

B. Mike Huckabee

C. Hillary Clinton

D. Sarah Palin

Wonderful, D! Now they're gonna get a little harder...

$2,000

The Tea Party is...

A. Fricking awesome

B. 1,000% better than the GOP

C. The bestest

D. All of the above

D is absolutely, positively right!

$4,000

Libertarians can best be described as...

A. Wimpy anarchists

B. Lunatics

C. Ugly

D. All of the above

Again, D is right!

$8,000

Which of these men are the greatest who ever walked this Earth?

A. Jesus

B. Karl Marx

C. Ronald Reagan

D. Hillary Clinton

This is a tough one, but C is right!

$16,000

Which principle calls for the taking of all human liberties?

A. Communism

B. Liberalism

C. Fudge donutism

D. Conservatism

A it is!

$32,000

9/11 was caused by whom?

A. Al-Qaeda

B. Muslim Extremists

C. Muslims

D. George W. Bush

C is correct! Only dumb people would pick any of the other choices!

$64,000

Homosexuality is...

A. A choice

B. Perfectly natural

C. Worthy of marriage rights

D. An abomination to God our Lord and our bodies. Godspeed!

D is right! Let's go on...

$125,000

Ban powers are...

A. Useful for banning non far-right users

B. Good, clean fun

C. Only for conservative nutjobs

D. All of the above

D IS CORRECT! MOVING ON, YOUR LITTLE GENIUS!

$250,000

Public school is...

A. Government cheese

B. A place of immmorality, piercings and crap like that

C. A place where teenagers date, get each other pregnant and defy Jesus and Reagan

D. All of the above

D AGAIN! YOU'RE ALMOST A MILLIONAIRE!

$500,000

Global warming is...

A. Science

B. Caused by man

C. Going to happen

D. A lie invented by liberals

D is CORRECT! ON TO THE FINAL QUESTION!

$1,000,000

What color is grass?

A. Green

B. Brown

C. Gray

D. Stupid

C IS CORRECT! CP loves to defy science. Photosynthesis is a huge joke, you know?

Now that you're a millionaire, here's your check. Come on, take it. No, will, I'll donate it to the RNC so Michael Steele can have a little fun. You played this game for nothing, I guess. Aschlafly signing off, Godspeed!