User:Mortimer Goth

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My name is Mortimer Goth. I'm a scientist and the founding father of Pleasantview, Sim Nation. Never mind those hooligans that call my Elixr of Life "pseudoscience", I'm living proof that it is real science. I have a daughter named Cassandra, and she's also a scientist. I also have a son named Alexander whom is still in elementary school. My wife Bella got abducted by aliens. Pity. Now I have this blonde named Dina I kinda have a crush on. Some say she only loves me for my money though. I have these neighbors, the Pleasants, they fight a lot, but they're cool otherwise. My daughter is engaged to this guy named Don Lothario. He's a medical intern, but I don't know, I just don't trust him.

As a scientist, I use logic and reason to make decisions. Since I know there is no afterlife, I have made my Elixr to make sure I live forever.