Record holder for fastest name changes: 3 names in 12 minutes, unintentionally. If you can contest this, please provide a recent changes diff-link!
"a dark-haired, scowling, overweight Italian guy in his early 40's wearing sweatpants with a H&K .40 cal tucked in the waistband to conceal that he's self-conscious about his spindly peen." -- Nutty Roux
Eternal Thanks to P-Foster for cleaning up my redlink rampage.