I don't read the newspapers because they all have ugly print

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, RascalJack, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

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01:37, 22 December 2024 (UTC) Ed Poor ( talk | contribs) blocked <insert name here> ( talk | contribs ) with the expiry time of 2 weeks (account creation disabled) (Moronic vandalism)

(aka JackAJ)

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Welcome to RascalJack(aka JackTH/Quackpack11)'s page. Aka my den of...blindness. Enjoy.

I am a college student that also works at 7-Eleven. Don't ask.

Note I am NOT anti-Christan or any religion, believe in what you believe in. When rights get abused in favor of 1 religion, then I get involved.

Feel free to contact me on AIM or MSN; I am speedyexpress48@aol.com. You can use that email to befriend me on FaceBook.

CHECK OUT ME DEVIANART! http://jackth.deviantart.com/

-Jack Neil Miller

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Liberal vandalism, liberal vandalism, liberal bias, bad edits to Obama article, silly editing, challenging an admin...

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