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BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, RascalJack, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

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07:19, 26 April 2024 (UTC) DMorris ( talk | contribs) blocked <insert name here> ( talk | contribs ) with the expiry time of 1 year (account creation disabled) (Member of vandal/parodist site)



(aka JackAJ)

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!

Welcome to RascalJack(aka JackTH/Quackpack11)'s page. Aka my den of...blindness. Enjoy.

I am a college student that also works at 7-Eleven. Don't ask.

Note I am NOT anti-Christan or any religion, believe in what you believe in. When rights get abused in favor of 1 religion, then I get involved.

Feel free to contact me on AIM or MSN; I am speedyexpress48@aol.com. You can use that email to befriend me on FaceBook.

CHECK OUT ME DEVIANART! http://jackth.deviantart.com/

-Jack Neil Miller

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CP Block Reasons[edit]

Liberal vandalism, liberal vandalism, liberal bias, bad edits to Obama article, silly editing, challenging an admin...

このページはクソだ[edit]

Nobody cares.