User:Readmesoon/Santa Claus will take you to hell
Santa Claus is a famed mythological entity often associated with the Evangelical holiday Christmas. The man, who seems more like a paedo than a friendly old man, is said to bust into peoples' homes on Christmas eve to deliver "toys" to the children. As to why he does this is unclear. Whether it to satisfy happy children of lurk among them hoping to "get some", Santa is really an evil mastermind that will take you to hell. It's true.
According to several studies conducted, the famed "Jolly Old Man" is the receiver of much praise, none of which will "help you take the heat" when faced with God.
He's also to blame for the economic troubles. Sounds like fun, eh?
- http://www.godhatesfags.com/library/displays/santaclauswilltakeyoutohell.html, Westboro Baptist Church
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