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User:Reckless Noise Symphony/A song for every occasion

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This page contains a comprehensive, collaborative index of songs for every occasion. If you find that there is an occasion for which you have a song, but for which the occasion isn't listed, please feel free to add both the missing occasion and the song, with a link to either audio for it, or for the lyrics. If possible, also add the name of the artist who wrote or performed the song.

For example: It's your birthday. Song: Happy birthday, as performed by Mr. Rogers

The occasions for which there are songs are listed alphabetically and are as follows:

A[edit]

  1. Arrested for theft Song: Been Caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction

B[edit]

  1. Breakup Song: Seasons by DragonForce
  2. Breakup Song Unknown reasons: Scratch by Morphine

C[edit]

  1. Coming out of the closet Song: Same Love by Macklemore and featuring Ryan Lewis and Mary Lambert

D[edit]

  1. Dealing with annoying BoN's Song: We're Coming Out by The Replacements
  2. Dealing with jerk-offs Song: Jerk-Off by Tool
  3. Divorce papers come through Song Totnes Bickering Fair by Half Man Half Biscuit

E[edit]

  1. Eating tacos Song: Taco Bell by the Hardcore Crayons
  2. Election Day Song: Of Ballots and Barricades by Ramshackle Glory

F[edit]

  1. Father's Day (when you've had a terrible or absent father) Song: Papaoutai (Papa où t'es?) by Stromae

G[edit]

H[edit]

  1. Homophobia Song: Gay Ride Boys Unite by Leftover Crack

I[edit]

  1. Infested with lice/scabies Song: Infested by Choking Victim

J[edit]

  1. Job burn-out Song: At My Job by the Dead Kennedys

K[edit]

  1. Kid calling you a sellout Song: Hooker with a Penis by Tool

L[edit]

M[edit]

  1. My birthday Song: Happy Birthday to Me by The Vandals

N[edit]

  1. Needing more cowbell Song: Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult (featuring enhanced cowbell)
  2. Neo-Nazis Song: Nazi White Trash by Leftover Crack

O[edit]

P[edit]

  1. Performing a piano recital Song: Piano Man by Billy Joel
  2. Patience is gone Song: Charity, Chastity, Prudence and Hope by Hüsker Dü

Q[edit]

R[edit]

  1. Ralph's birthday Song: Happy Birthday Ralph by Atom and his Package
  2. Road trip Song: Going on the Road by Madcap

S[edit]

  1. Space launch Song: Silver Rocket by Sonic Youth
  2. Star Wars fandom that doesn't seem geeky Song: No War But Star Wars by In Defence

T[edit]

  1. Too much caffeine, not enough food Song: Ghost Rider by Suicide

U[edit]

V[edit]

W[edit]

X[edit]

Y[edit]

Z[edit]