User:Reckless Noise Symphony/A song for every occasion

This page contains a comprehensive, collaborative index of songs for every occasion. If you find that there is an occasion for which you have a song, but for which the occasion isn't listed, please feel free to add both the missing occasion and the song, with a link to either audio for it, or for the lyrics. If possible, also add the name of the artist who wrote or performed the song.

For example: It's your birthday. Song: Happy birthday, as performed by Mr. Rogers

The occasions for which there are songs are listed alphabetically and are as follows:

A

1. Arrested for theft Song: Been Caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction

B

1. Breakup Song: Seasons by DragonForce
2. Breakup Song Unknown reasons: Scratch by Morphine

C

1. Coming out of the closet Song: Same Love by Macklemore and featuring Ryan Lewis and Mary Lambert

D

1. Dealing with annoying BoN's Song: We're Coming Out by The Replacements
2. Dealing with jerk-offs Song: Jerk-Off by Tool
3. Divorce papers come through Song Totnes Bickering Fair by Half Man Half Biscuit

E

1. Eating tacos Song: Taco Bell by the Hardcore Crayons
2. Election Day Song: Of Ballots and Barricades by Ramshackle Glory

F

1. Father's Day (when you've had a terrible or absent father) Song: Papaoutai (Papa où t'es?) by Stromae

H

1. Homophobia Song: Gay Ride Boys Unite by Leftover Crack

I

1. Infested with lice/scabies Song: Infested by Choking Victim

J

1. Job burn-out Song: At My Job by the Dead Kennedys

K

1. Kid calling you a sellout Song: Hooker with a Penis by Tool

M

1. My birthday Song: Happy Birthday to Me by The Vandals

N

1. Needing more cowbell Song: Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult (featuring enhanced cowbell)
2. Neo-Nazis Song: Nazi White Trash by Leftover Crack

P

1. Performing a piano recital Song: Piano Man by Billy Joel
2. Patience is gone Song: Charity, Chastity, Prudence and Hope by Hüsker Dü

R

1. Ralph's birthday Song: Happy Birthday Ralph by Atom and his Package
2. Road trip Song: Going on the Road by Madcap

S

1. Space launch Song: Silver Rocket by Sonic Youth
2. Star Wars fandom that doesn't seem geeky Song: No War But Star Wars by In Defence

T

1. Too much caffeine, not enough food Song: Ghost Rider by Suicide