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User:Roman Sionis

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BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Roman Sionis, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.


Do come in. Watch that you don't topple that vase, that's from the Ming Dynasty. Thank you. Have a seat. Smokes? Oh, I see. It's alright. Oh, the mask? Heh heh heh... it's... a family heirloom. Priceless. Right, let's get us down to brass tacks.

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If you're interested...
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This user is a nerd — and proud of it!
# This user chats on Discord as Roman Sionis #1120.
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This user has been hit by the Pipebomb of Truth.
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This user is male.
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"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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This user is a Catholic.
This user is a Christian, but doesn't mind what you are.
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This user believes that the Big Bang occurred, but that God caused it.
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This user supports Messianic Judaism (Good News for Israel). [1]. ROM 11:17-25
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This user is a supporter of Capitalism.
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This user believes in free speech for everyone - even idiots.
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This user supports Brexit!
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This user supports the exit of Scotland from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
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This user is concerned about the environment.
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This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet guns.
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  — 4.5 billion years young.

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Open book 01.png "The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."

- George Bernard Shaw

Open book 01.png "RationalWiki™ is a grimdark place of pure, unadulterated dread and misery. For the utter despair of all, packs of manboobed individuals roam the land, yearning to add the latest speck of fail to their collection of rubbish."

- Encyclopedia Dramatica

Open book 01.png "No man can win every battle, but no man should fall without a struggle."

- Spider-Man (He happens to be my favorite Marvel hero)

Open book 01.png "what brings a sick, demented diaper wearing faggot like you to a place like this?"

- weev

Open book 01.png "Facts don't care about your feelings."

- Ben Shapiro

Open book 01.png "Being an anti-Trump shill that doesn't like Trump because he doesn't bow to the Zionist cabal enough, Shapiro gets a lot of dank memes sent in his direction as a way for letting him know about what will happen when the God-Emperor begins his reign. He proceeds to cry about it on his Youtube show going full OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN."

- Encyclopedia Dramatica

Open book 01.png "Enjoy your new job at Buzzfeed or Gawker, you crybaby."

- Also Encyclopedia Dramtica.

Open book 01.png "Sentimentality is the bane of progress."

- Me.

Open book 01.png "There are many princes but there is only one Beethoven!"

- Ludwig van Beethoven

Open book 01.png "The worst part of having a mental illness is that people expect you to behave as if you don't."

- Arthur Fleck, Joker

Open book 01.png "In making the world... God had written, not so much a poem, but rather a play; a play he had planned as perfect, but which had necessarily been left to human actors and stage-managers, who had since made a great mess of it."

- G. K. Chesterton

Open book 01.png "If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane."

- Robert Frost

See here for my political views.

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