User:SuperJosh/Best of Andy Schlafly

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This list was originally on my userpage, but it took up half the space so I thought I'd shove it in a corner where people can see it if they so wish.

Basically, they're just a few quotes I've found on Conservapedia from the big cheesebread, and I thought I'd stick 'em up here for all to chuckle at while drinking hot cocoa.

With friend...[edit]

  • "That's a sanitized list at best. It's neither a complete list of those who were invited, nor a complete list of those who attended. It's awfully easy to post those complete lists, but Obama won't do it. His tactic is not fooling anyone here.--Andy Schlafly 09:47, 6 March 2009 (EST)" [1]
  • "Good catch. Notice how he was dressed in black. I've posted the news item, and next watch how liberals try to deny here the significance of his anti-Christian garb.--Andy Schlafly 11:32, 11 March 2009 (EDT)"[2]
  • "By the way, note how few liberals take the World History Midterm Exam. Being a liberal means merely pretending to be smarter, and it doesn't help that strategy to display one's actual knowledge.--Andy Schlafly 20:23, 28 March 2009 (EDT)"[3]

With foe...[edit]

  • "Thanks for the typical liberal rant. One can tell just by its style.--Andy Schlafly 21:55, 28 March 2009 (EDT)"[4]
  • "Oh, how liberals love to censor and control!--Andy Schlafly 09:16, 1 March 2009 (EST)"[5]
  • "It's the high word:substance ratio that characterizes the liberal every time. You're right about my little substance in this exchange, but I take few words to say it.--Andy Schlafly 22:21, 28 March 2009 (EDT)"[6]
  • ""Conservativedude", your rant with your misleading name persuades no one. Most young mass murderers have been anti-Christians, just as this one was.--Andy Schlafly 16:30, 11 March 2009 (EDT)" [7]
  • "JArneal, it is a historical fact that gun control has led to socialism and genocide. Please learn with an open mind first, and then comment. Simple logic explains this historical fact: there are far more people against genocide than in favor of it, and if guns are widely owned then it's clear which side would win. Take the guns away, and there is nothing to stop genocide. One more point: "controversy", not "contreversy". Not a problem if someone is earnestly trying to learn.--Andy Schlafly 23:00, 6 January 2009 (EST)" [8]
  • "No, you didn't admit that some languages are superior to others, and you still won't admit it. Superior not just "on what criteria you choose," but overall. You're just babbling nonsense to deny that. It would like a mathematician pretending that some numbers are not larger than others. Some are. Ditto for religion, as you won't admit that some religions are superior (and more truthful) than others. Some obviously are. If won't admit things that are obviously true, then there's little point in trying to hold a logical discussion with you. First open your mind, please, for your sake.--Andy Schlafly 18:02, 6 April 2009 (EDT)"[9]
  • ""GatesOfDawn" (what a ridiculous user name!), you lost credibility when you claimed that conservatives could add the truth on Wikipedia. It's like trying to reason with a lynch mob. Wikipedians do not tolerate truthful edits on politically sensitive issues. Unfortunately, I doubt you have a clue about "modern science" and you have this backwards: it's liberals who just passed a hate crimes bill that criminalizes opinion, and it's liberals who censor prayer in public school. Conservatives believe in free speech. Open your mind a bit, please, for your own sake. Godspeed.--Andy Schlafly 14:49, 11 October 2009 (EDT)" [10]

Unfortunately, this man is teaching children.

Boring stuff to back up my claims[edit]

  1. ↑ Andy's given a list of attendees at a health care summit hosted by President Obama, and declares it omits socialists / terrorists. [1]
  2. ↑ Here Andy says how a German high school shooting was a result of atheism. [2]
  3. ↑ Fairly self explanatory, "liberals are dumb, conservatives are intellectuals". [3]
  4. ↑ Andy receives a crippling argument and fires back an "intellectual conservative" response. [4]
  5. ↑ A user suggests on the Main talk page to tidy it up a little bit and suffers Andy's snide little comeback. [5]
  6. ↑ This one was actually a fairly popular WIGO... [6]
  7. ↑ Typical Schlafly views a counterargument to his point (The German rampaging gunman mentioned above), doesn't like it (obviously), criticises the opponents name and simply repeats the original point without bringing any supporting evidence to the table. [7]
  8. ↑ This doesn't need an explanation... It's basically an assquote...[8]
  9. ↑ Lecturing someone on how being open minded means understanding that Christianity, the American English language, and America in general are just plain better than everything else. This one is an incredibly dangerous, close-minded point. [9]
  10. ↑ An assquote straight from Conservapedia.
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