User talk:Zarnacy the Maratrean Protoprophet

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Beware bats. Travancus (talk) 16:12, 14 September 2011 (UTC)

It is written that Claretta will protect her protoprophet from all bats! Zarnacy the Maratrean Protoprophet (talk) 16:13, 14 September 2011 (UTC)
LOL!!!! The Goddess Maratrea (talk) 02:58, 22 September 2011 (UTC)
The Goddess needs her beauty rest, such that she may be fresh for Claretta when Ace is done with her. Good times tonight. The Goddess Maratrea (talk) 03:04, 22 September 2011 (UTC)
Indeed. This has been a blast! Zarnacy the Maratrean Protoprophet (talk) 03:05, 22 September 2011 (UTC)

SCREECH[edit]

SCREECH! MERE MORTAL (SCREECH), DO NOT DOUBT THE ACCURACY OF ROCKS. (SCREECH) BEWARE, OR YOU WILL BE SMITED. (flap, flap). TERROR TABA (talk) 14:40, 9 October 2011 (UTC)

But I am a prophet. I can fortell if a rock is coming at me and move out of the way. Zarnacy the Maratrean Protoprophet (talk) 14:52, 9 October 2011 (UTC)
Surely you can only foretell that if the gods let you know. So if they wing one at you and keep mum, you could be in trouble... --PsyGremlin말하십시오 15:00, 9 October 2011 (UTC)