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All About Me, Your Friendly Reptilian Overlord
"I am the walrus"
Are you the eggman?
This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species.
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This user lives in Jesusland. Unfortunately.
Graduation-cap.jpg This user went to public school and was never educated.
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This user's Political Compass coordinates are -5.88,-4.46.
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This user believes
in universal healthcare
This user is an evil-utionist!
הנה מה-טוב ומה נעים, שבת אחים גם-יחד
This user is an Elder of Zion and is currently in the process of taking over the world. In secret, obviously.
?God This user is an agnostic; this user doesn't know if there's a God.
This user would NOT die for his or her religious beliefs; heck, s/he can barely define them.
Dem This user supported Barack Obama for President, and is glad he won.
This user doesn't care who wins the 2016 presidential election, as long as it's not a Republican.
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This user believes in equal rights for gay people
Mccain.jpg While disagreeing with his politics, this user had some respect for McCain before he became Bush's Stepford Wife.
This user thinks English Bible quotes are for wimps and likes to go back to the original Greek and Hebrew.
dis usr perfrs 2 us teh LOLCat Bible
Andy.gif This user was banned from Conservapedia.
Kool-AidMan.jpg This user did not drink the Kool-AidTM at Conservapedia
This user enjoys farcical Communist Propaganda.
Pi-symbol.png This user can only remember pi to 9 decimal places.
Pi-symbol.gif=3.0 This user wants to teach the real controversy.
(1 Kings 7:23)
This user believes that Alan Turing died for our sins.
George w bush.jpeg This user would rather eat the chunks of corn in his/her crap than support George W. Bush.
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This user is a European stuck in an American's body.
Atheist Evolutionist Liberal
This user is a member of the unholy trifecta
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This user grew up with a copy of this record in the house - since 1967
All your base are belong to this user.
Mei is useful

"The poor best die, to decrease the surplus population."-Republican mantra

"Facts are stupid things."-Ronald Reagan

"When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use."-Josef Stalin

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so much unlike your Christ."-Mahatma Gandhi

“If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."-Thomas Szasz

"Someone said 'football is a matter of life and death to you' and I said 'Listen, it's more important than that'." — Bill Shankly

"Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win." — Gary Lineker

"The first 90 minutes are the most important." — Bobby Robson

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."-Yogi Berra

"If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how?"-Joan Baez

"A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house."-Unknown

"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."-Paul Ehrlich

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. "-Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."-Dan Quayle

"It shows 'us vs. them,' and I'm on the 'us' side.-Dan Quayle

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."-Dan Quayle

"Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists."-Dan Quayle

"If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane."-Robert Green Ingersoll

VCS777 is an evil liberal socialist God-hating a good conservative member of society.

Sup, i'm Victor. I go to eigth grade in Richmond, Va. I have a fascination in geography, and i've suggested some ideas for articles (e.g., i'm too lazy to make them myself, although i did that one article on Brunei). PLEASE put something on my talk page, i'm so bored! I have been blocked on two separate accounts on Conservapedia. One for life, the other for five years. The second was for no reason, except maybe because i made my username "ilovepatrobertson". Not too subtle. But i'll soon contact them and get them straight on the fact that Pat is god and that we all need to trust and love Pat.

Kenny hates poor people! Pass it on!


I have a CreationWiki account (by posing as a jesús freak, of course), so if anyone wants to use it, contact me at

"Anonymous User", I looked at your contributions and you are unlike 99% of evolutionists, who avoid the Bible like the plague and even discourage others from reading it, so whether you admit it or not, I can tell you're a homosexual. You also refuse to accept that homeschooling reduces crime. Do yourself a favor and admit that the notion of God-directed evolution contradicts two of the most fundamental tenets of Christianity: that man was created in God's image, and that Christ redeemed the sign of Adam. We're hoping that eventually some liberal public school students will at least realize what Waterloo was in history! --aschlafly 20:03, 25 July 2016 (UTC)

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My favorite webcomic My favorite onion article. Church Sign Maker. The Bush Poem. Facts about the Bush Administration. Politifact. Those damn atheists is ruinin the country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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