"The poor best die, to decrease the surplus population."-Republican mantra
"Facts are stupid things."-Ronald Reagan
"When we hang the capitalists they will sell us the rope we use."-Josef Stalin
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so much unlike your Christ."-Mahatma Gandhi
“If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."-Thomas Szasz
"Someone said 'football is a matter of life and death to you' and I said 'Listen, it's more important than that'." — Bill Shankly
"Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win." — Gary Lineker
"The first 90 minutes are the most important." — Bobby Robson
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."-Yogi Berra
"If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how?"-Joan Baez
"A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house."-Unknown
"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."-Paul Ehrlich
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. "-Dan Quayle
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."-Dan Quayle
"It shows 'us vs. them,' and I'm on the 'us' side.-Dan Quayle
"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."-Dan Quayle
"Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists."-Dan Quayle
"If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane."-Robert Green Ingersoll
an evil liberal socialist God-hating a good conservative member of society.
Sup, i'm Victor. I go to eigth grade in Richmond, Va. I have a fascination in geography, and i've suggested some ideas for articles (e.g., i'm too lazy to make them myself, although i did that one article on Brunei). PLEASE put something on my talk page, i'm so bored! I have been blocked on two separate accounts on Conservapedia. One for life, the other for five years. The second was for no reason, except maybe because i made my username "ilovepatrobertson". Not too subtle. But i'll soon contact them and get them straight on the fact that Pat is god and that we all need to trust and love Pat.
Kenny hates poor people! Pass it on!
I have a CreationWiki account (by posing as a jesús freak, of course), so if anyone wants to use it, contact me at email@example.com.
"Anonymous User", homosexuality is so prevalent among the mainstream media that I wonder why you spend so much time disputing this insight. I've responded to your concerns and answered your questions and you deny that the Triangle Trade is a liberal myth, so clearly you're being taken in by liberal lies. You also refuse to accept that intelligent design deters genocide. Got news for you: "Conservapedian" is an honorary title. We have this fundamental difference with Wikipedia: Conservapedia is an educational resource, while Wikipedia is not. I will respond to others willing to engage in open-minded discussion of this.--aschlafly 06:59, 27 September 2016 (UTC)