Essay:Piracy be more rational than Odinism
Ahoy! Ye mates say th' Vikings was good pirates? Aye, they was, but ye Odinists be landlubbers. Nay can one be lootin' an' pilligin' an' still have time for stupid religions from Marvel comic books. Ye stop in the middle of yer lootin' an' pilligin' to do a stupid runic magic workin' or Thorrsblot an' yer lible to be sent t' th' bilge, or walk t' plank.
Stupid, stupid, stupid. Arr!