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Tell me that's a parody. Surely even Jack Chick... surely? Totnesmartin 14:36, 5 January 2009 (EST)

Remember, this is the guy who envisions a future in which all true believers will be persecuted by the Great Catholic-Atheist-Pagan-Nazi-Jewish-Communist Conspiracy until the Rapture comes about. This is small stuff. I kind of like it, actually. --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 14:55, 5 January 2009 (EST) "Jesus is in complete control." Hehehe...
sorry, yes, I'd momentarily forgotten how ridiculous JTC can get. Totnesmartin 19:17, 5 January 2009 (EST)
That reminds me: I remember a comment somewhere that if Jack Chick was a fictional character, the author would get letters berating him for creating such an offensive caricature of a Christian. Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 19:24, 5 January 2009 (EST)

Why is Jesus holding a peppercorn & some rubber bands in his hand? I don't understand the theological significance of this. WëäŝëïöïďWeaselly.jpgMethinks it is a Weasel 19:34, 5 January 2009 (EST)

Why you heretic! Isn't it obvious?! The only reason that molecules do not fly apart is because Jesus' almighty hand keeps them together! Imagine what teh fly would have to say about this shocking aethistic behavior. . . Wait . . . Here he comes:

"Weaseloid" (I notice how you hide behind an alias), religious intolerance is so prevalent among agnostics that no further talk-page debates about it are necessary or will be tolerated. I reread the beginning of your rant at the top of this section and nearly every one of your postings here includes a puerile, sneering remark, so whether you admit it or not, I can tell you're not a church goer. Like all atheists, you deny that homeschooling helps resist Evolution Syndrome. Nobody seriously doubts that as many employers monitor email now, websites like Conservapedia are often preferable to email. Everyone has a free will to deny the truth, so please suit yourself. Go back to Wikipedia.--aschlafly 13:55, 6 May 2024 (UTC)

--"ConservapediaUndergroundResistorrecent changes patroller 19:37, 5 January 2009 (EST)

The peppercorn represents a Christian, and the rubber bands symbolize the EVIL SATANIST CONSPIRACY surrounding him! (Only reading Chick tracts can free you from it!) Star of David.png Radioactive afikomen Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments. 19:38, 5 January 2009 (EST)
That may well be better than mine. Obviously I must do something. --"ConservapediaUndergroundResistorrecent changes patroller 19:39, 5 January 2009 (EST)
Have no fear, citizen! Jesus is in complete control. --AKjeldsenCum dissensie 20:19, 5 January 2009 (EST)