Fun:Biass
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A biass is when you have two asses instead of the usual one.
Due to the natal cleft present in most asses, however, it has been argued that the ass is a naturally two-in-one system.[1] The moral implications of this interpretation are that everyone has a biass. Biasses are an inescapable part of human nature.
A common type of bias is the liberal biass. Liberal biass is when your tush is particularly soft and squishy. Red or pink discoloration is common.[2]
A conservative biass refers to when some people talk out of one of theirs. Many deny that this kind of biass exists, but that just reinforces the point.