Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/I, Andy Schlafly

(To the tune of "I, Don Quixote" from Man of La Mancha)

ANDY

Hear me now

Oh thou bleak and unfair liberal world,

Thou art base and debauched as can be;

I’m a true Christian, with lip disdainfully curled,

Now fear me, I’ve got a J.D.!

I am I, Andy Schlafly,

The son of La Phyllis,

My destiny calls and I go,

And my own bloviation

Will carry me onward,

Oh whithersoever I blow.

Whithersoever I blow,

Onward to glory I go!

ED

I'm Ed Poor! Yes, I'm Ed Poor!

To Andy’s new website I will defect!

I'll tell all the world loudly

I'm the admin! Show respect!

ANDY

Hear me, liberals and scientists,

Servants of sin!

All your dastardly doings are past,

For a holy endeavor is now to begin

And virtue shall triumph at last!

I am I, Andy Schlafly,

The son of La Phyllis,

My destiny calls and I go,

And my own bloviation

Will carry me onward,

Oh whithersoever I blow!

ED

I'm Ed Poor! Yes, I'm Ed Poor!

To Andy’s new website I will defect!

I'll tell all the world loudly

I'm the admin! Show respect!

ANDY, ED

Whithersoever we blow,

Onward to glory we go!