Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/Jesus Christ Uber Alles
Ed Poor
These liberals like to say things that
I don't understand
Their talk of “facts” and “evidence”
Gets so out of hand
I’m sure we’ll manage better
Once their posts are banned
C’mon, you homeschooled faithful, let’s
Give Andy a hand!
Conservative
Soon Conservapedia will reach the whole nation
We’ll defeat the atheists through mass communication
(Turns to berate atheists and Godless heathens—basically, everyone on stage except the CP
sysops)
Don't you know you’re wrong? Don't you know you’re wrong?
Don't you know you’re wrong, now? Don't you know you’re wrong?
Don't you know you’re wrong? Don't you know you’re wrong?
Don't you know you’re wrong, now? Don't you know you’re wrong?
(“Atheists” start to point out the evidence that supports their views; Conservative turns
angrily away, covering his eyes.)
I don’t want to know! I don’t want to know!
I don’t want to know, now! I don’t want to know!
I don’t want to know! I don’t want to know!
I don’t want to know, now! I just don’t want to know!
(At this point, Andy descends onto the stage dressed as an angel...since he is, after all, God’s
chosen and favored one.)
Andy
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Science and logic we’ve sacrificed!
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
For us, the Bible alone sufficed!
Andy, Ed, and Conservative
Jesus Christ
Uber Alles
We’ll fight against atheist cabals!
Jesus Christ
Uber Alles
Leading our hordes of homeschooler thralls!
Andy
I’m so awfully glad
That I’m your friend at the top
Now don’t you think my sysops
Are the pick of the crop?
Karajou, he’s where it’s at,
And Ken is a star
They know Wikipedia
Is liberal PR!
And they know they never should
Admit a mistake or
Trust in anything that’s said
By atheistic fakers!
(Andy, Conservative, and Karajou) (berating the unbelievers)
Don't you know you’re wrong? Don't you know you’re wrong?
Don't you know you’re wrong? Now don't you know you’re wrong?
Don't you know you’re wrong? Don't you know you’re wrong?
Don't you know you’re wrong? Now don't you know you’re wrong?
(RobS, Ed Poor, and TerryH) (recoiling from offered biology textbooks and science journals)
I don’t want to know! I don’t want to know!
I don’t want to know! Now I don’t want to know!
I don’t want to know! I don’t want to know!
I don’t want to know! I just don’t want to know!
(All)
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Science and logic we’ve sacrificed!
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
For us the Bible alone sufficed!
Jesus Christ
Uber Alles
We’ll fight against atheist cabals!
Jesus Christ
Uber Alles
Leading our hordes of homeschooler thralls!
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
Science and logic we’ve sacrificed!
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ
For us the Bible alone sufficed!
Jesus Christ
Uber Alles
We’ll fight against atheist cabals!
Jesus Christ
Uber Alles
Leading our hordes of homeschooler thralls!