Fun:Conservapedia by Wesley Willis

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The daddy of rock n' roll

THIS WEBSITE WAS MADE BY THE SON OF PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY

HE THOUGHT WIKIPEDIA WAS FULL OF CHEETAH COCK SUCKERS THAT DIDN'T WANT TO WHUP SADDAM HUSSEIN'S ASS

HE GOT MAD AT THE WEBSITE FOR USING THE COMMON ERA DENOMINATION INSTEAD OF ANNO DOMINI

SO HE DECIDED TO MAKE HIS OWN

CONSERVAPEDIA

THE WIKI EDITED ON

IT ATTRACTED THE LIKES OF ROBBERT SMITH, LT, KEN DEMYER AND TERRY KOECKRITZ

THEY ACTED LIKE LITTLE CHILDREN

THEY REMOVE REVISIONS OF ANYONE OPPOSING THEM ON THE TALKPAGES

CONSERVAPEDIA

[Insert 2 Minute Long instrumental here]

YOU ALL SUCK FUCKING ASS

YOU HAVE TURNED YOURSELVES INTO A EXTREMIST BLOG

THE PEOPLE YOU LIKE ARE NOW MOCKING YOU

SUCK A CAMEL'S DICK YOU FUCKING WARHELLRIDE BRINGERS

CONSERVAPEDIA

ROCK OVER LONDON, ROCK ON CHICAGO

RATIONALWIKI, NOW WITH 3.14% MORE GOAT

Fun:Conservapedia by Wesley Willis

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