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Fun:FSM save the Goat

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FSM save our gracious goat,

Long live our noble Goat,

FSM save the goat.


Oh Flying Spagetti Monster,

Send thy pirates of death,

Against his enemies,

And have make them fails all.

Confound their wacko tricks,

Fusturate their kniving kicks,

Confuse their woo-filled plots,

On thee our hopes we fix,

FSM save us all.


The best pastures in all days,

We'd be pleased to let him graze,

Long may he reign.

May he defend our rationality,

And guide us to protect reality,

With heart and voice to sing,

FSM save the Goat.