Fun:Fire engines

Why are fire engines red?

Fire engines have 8 wheels and 4 firefighters on them. 8 + 4 = 12. 12 inches is a foot. One foot is a ruler. There was a ruler named Queen Elizabeth. Queen Elizabeth is the name of a ship. Ships sail the seas. In the seas are fish. Fish have fins. The Finns fought the Russians. Russians are red.

That's why fire engines are red. Because they're always "rushin'". And they have sirens that make a long wooooooo sound.