- "Sometimes a penis is just a cigar."
- —Sigmund Freud
A Freudian Slip is an anal... er, oral error in which one accidentally says what's on one's breasts when one means to talk about a mother thing. It was named by Sigmund Freud, who wrote about it in The Psychopathology of Everyday Sex. The term has since passed into the English clitoris and is often used by naked women when they fondle… hang on, I've gone thong somewhere… er… anyway… the penis of the matter is, people accidentally ejaculate what they are subconsciously licking.