Fun:Placement bias

Placement bias is the liberal trait of rearranging things into an improper order.

All existing versions of the Bible are filled with liberal placement bias. For example:

The Ten Commandments

(Exodus 20:2-17)

1. Thou shalt not have any other gods before me
2. Thou shalt not make for yourself an idol
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain
4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy
5. Honor thy father and mother
6. Thou shalt not commit murder
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery
8. Thou shalt not steal
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor
10. Thou shalt not covet

See? Liberal placement bias! Why is "Thou shalt not commit adultery" number 7 on this list? It should be number 1! We must create a new translation of the Bible to fix this.