Fun:The adventure of a creation scientist (If creation science was fact)

This story will follow Professor Jacob Mendoza (PhD), a creation scientist determined to keep the evolutionist agenda out of public schools.

Chapter 1- Rise of the Evil Evolutionist Agenda

His name was Professor Jacob Mendoza (PhD) and he was a Professor of Flood Geology at Christian State University in Los Angeles, California. Jacob was an Baptist deacon and he spoke at Christian Education conventions across the United States. Jacob held a Bachelor of Science in Hydroplate Theory from Holy Spirit College and Seminary, a Master of Education in Biblical Science and Mathematics Education from the Creation Research Institute Graduate School and a Doctor of Christian Philosophy in Flood Geological Engineering from Job Jackson University. Today, Jacob was teaching about the fossil record and biblical scripture in, "Intro to Flood Geology Essentials" class. As Jacob lectured about biblical truths, a student raised his hand.

"Yes, Noah?"

"How can the fossil record fit in to the supposed science of the bible?"

Jacob recited the Book of Genesis, even including the genealogy, in hopes that Noah understood Science and the Truth of the Bible.

Noah became annoyed "But my science preacher at the Church of Darwin told me that the Bible is false. His book says the Earth is 4.6 billion years old."

"I will not have pseudoscience spewed in my classroom! Church and state are separate!" Jacob shouted.

Noah sat down and Jacob continued the lecture.

Later that day, Jacob was eating his lunch. Jacob told his coworkers, "One of my students questioned the science of creationism. Why would the Earth be 4 billion years old"?

Creation Biology professor- Trent Kovind responded, "Our geological dating methods proved conclusively that the Earth was created after we eliminated the inaccurate results. No one should question creation science."

After work, Jacob was driving home and saw - of all things! - a rally for evolution. A woman promoting the sinfulness of evolution shouted, "Don't corrupt our children into believing lies! Creationism is a fairy tale for grownups"! Jacob could not believe what he was hearing! Why would anyone doubt the science of creationism?!

Chapter 2- Church of Darwin

Jacob Mendoza woke up the next morning and his radio station was on, "104.6 WASP- The Christ". The radio host talked about Baraminology and the science behind it. Jacob sat in his bed listening and the radio host said, "We will be taking calls". Someone called. The radio host said, "You are on The Christ".

A woman identifying herself as, "Catlin Shepard" was mocking Baraminology.

The radio host said- "Catlin, I am familiar with your evolutionist antics. You dare mock God"?

Catlin Shepard responded- "Who said I didn't believe in God? I just reject biblical science. Not any form of divinity".

The radio host said with fervor- "You must accept biblical science or you reject God. No being in the middle. Theistic evolutionism is a sin".

Catlin laughed as she ended the call. The radio host continued with the calls.

Driving to work, Jacob saw the Church of Darwin holding an evolution rally. On the stage was Pastor Richard Harris (MDiv). Pastor Harris spoke of the evil doctrine of evolution. Jacob drove past the church, ignoring the Godless values. At Christian State University, Jacob began teaching, "Physics of the Flood" class. Jacob wrote mathematical equations on the marker board proving creationism. A student stood up and said, "Professor Mendoza, I don't see how God would allow the flood to happen. Knowing babies and children- who are innocent were killed- would that not make God evil"?

Jacob was speechless, his mouth went dry. The plague of evolution was spreading among the young! Jacob talked about God being loving and forgiving. Many of the students did not believe Jacob. The students chanted in class, "The bible is false! God's a dick"!. For Jacob- It was a nightmare come true. Jacob fled the class and told the administrators, "I am taking a vacation. I need to spend time in prayer". Jacob drove through the city and saw missionaries from the Church of Darwin handing out copies of their holy book- On The Origin of Species. Jacob went into Hobby Lobby to pick up classroom supplies. There he met Pastor Richard Harris. Jacob spoke of God's love but Pastor Harris just laughed. The pastor asked, "Can you really believe a book with a talking snake in it that tricks people"? Jacob grew angry and stormed off. Jacob got into his car and drove home. While cooking a pizza, there was a knock on Jacob's door. Jacob opened the door to see missionaries from the Church of Darwin. Jacob slammed the door in pure horror. The Church of Darwin was gaining support.